#like Jin and Horobi too

[tokuteasings]

What are your MBJR crack brotps?

OOOOOOOOO BABY-

Spoilers for Outsiders and Geats

See I mentioned Delmo and Horobi brotp but here we go

Horobi kinda adopts Nico in a way and kinda sorta like...fucking fights Taiga over custody for her. Not really a "fight-fight" but more so "So this stray cat showed up on my door step and I guess I'm its parent now???" but really you can't tell who the fuck who the "cat" and who is the "owner". The two have a civil relationship as seen in Outsiders and seem to be good co-workers but Horobi has taken to bringing NIco lunch often whenever he catches sight of her. Like , "Saiba Nico, I have just done a scan on you and see that you haven't eaten for over 6 hours. I am taking you to the nearest convenience store to get food and that is final." "Sure whatever, daaaad," but Nico often visits Daybreak Town just to chill with Horobi and Jin, honestly.

Unsurprisingly, Ikazuchi and Gentarou are the space nerds. On the Ganbarizing card for Ikazuchi, he is noted to use the Fourze Progrise Key. So the sheer idea of these two hanging out at the school or Ikazuchi's planetarium or just chilling in space together is a very cute thought. They're like probably chilling on the moon or something, watching Earth, talking about the vastness of space and if Gentaro can take his students to visit Ikazuchi. Honestly, it's very wholesome.

Jin and Parado. There's this youthful energy to them both, as both of them have grown from "immature folks" to "somewhat mature folks" but have these endearing bouts of youthfulness that just...draws you in and makes you feel comforted. Parad's mischievous streak has kinda rubbed off on Jin for better or for worse...uh...the died hair of Fuwa is proof of that. Jin's adoration for flowers and the thrill of flight has been found in Parad and Parad tends to bring Jin flowers too. Honestly, this is based off of a fic I read a while ago about these two interacting.

Naki and Ace. This may seem honestly super strange but I think Naki needs someone as confident as Ace to talk to sometimes. Ace has seen the world in many forms through his various lives and he does have a "dream" in a way he wants to see his mother again but for Naki? They want Humagears to achieve enlightenment, yes, but what is enlightenment without knowledge? Both of them will sit down and talk about philosophical things, a fox and a wolf, Greek philosophers within the market square. Sure Ace may get on Naki's nerves sometimes but like...Ace keeps them on their toes.

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[asknarashikari]

How would Yamato and GaoRed react to being invited by Ultraman Cosmos to visit Planet Juan?

(FYI: Planet Juan is the planet Cosmos protects and is an animal sanctuary for kaoju and monsters.)

Also, Cosmos sends an invitation to Horobi to also invite him and Jin? Would Horobi accept?

I think Yamato and Kakeru (GaoRed) would be understandably a bit on the fence about it. They would be curious about how the kaiju are like in what is presumably their natural habitat, but they are also instinctually nervous because of their negative experiences with the kaiju and MotWs that fought against. Maybe they'd be a bit jumpy and would get into a defensive pose when one of the kaiju roars a bit too loudly.

As for Horobi and Jin... I think he'd be reasonably cautious of just accepting an invitation to another planet, even if Jin gives him the puppy-dog eyes of doom. I do think if Jin keeps nagging him though he'll cave, eventually.

#douboutsu sentai zyuohger #hyakujuu sentai gaoranger #kamen rider zero-one #kazakiri yamato #shishi kakeru #horobi #jin #ask #cosmic-orchaid

[graciellasamma]

My AU of Previously On

Sup guys! As you can see on the title this is pretty much of what my version of RvB Season 15 Episode 5 “Previously On” because that episode is my favorite in season 15 because of how funny it is on their story of their retirement. If you want to know about the AU I made, then I suggest to go look at my oc “Frøy Kurenai.”

I hope you guys like it!

Grif: (groaning) Lots of bullshit, I don’t know where to start.

Tucker: Before or after the temple? If it’s before, this is gonna get NSFW real quick.

Sister: Oh yea.

Horobi: Oh God...

Izu: “Temple?”

Tucker: Ho yeah! After we captured Hargrove, we partied fucking hard! See, Chorus has this ancient relic called the Temple of Procreation that when activated makes-

Wyoming, Simmons, & Grif: WE SAID WE WOULDN’T TALK ABOUT THAT!

They quickly look at each other and Grif and Simmons quickly look away, embarrassed. Wyoming just blushed in embarrassment.

Blake: Wait. It doesn’t due as the same implies right?

Sarge: Oh it does! It was all like a planet-wide aphrodisiac! Things got real Bohemian! (knowingly) Mm-hmm!

Tucker: Yeah, y’all keep saying that! But everything felt normal to me!

Sister: Ya, it was completely normal.

Washington: Surprising no one.

Weiss: Gross!

Yang & Urataros: I wish I was there!!

Weiss & Momotaros: DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, YANG/YOU PERVERTED TURTLE!!!

Ruby: Ugh, from you Yang, I’m not even surprised.

O’Mally: Hehe, let me ease up Papa Wolf’s concern over his pup’s virginity. Once the idiot with the sword over here activated the temple. Frøy got bored and decided to play Monster Hunter on his Nintendo while hearing music with his earphone.

Jiro: So he didn’t do anything... weird?

Doc: No not at all, we just doing our business while Frøy too distracted by his game and hearing music.

Jin: I don’t get it, what are they talk about??

Horobi & Aruto: We’ll talk about it when you’re older!!

Felix: Locus was already off of Chorus by the time the planet-wide party began.

Grif is still looking away from Simmons.

Simmons: Can we-can we change the subject?

Ramon: why are you guys so nervous?

Caboose: (To Ramon) Oh, they’re just upset because they got locked in storage closet during the whole thing and Reggie and Flowers were in-

Gamma: Yes, and of course they were.

Ikazuchi, Yang, Nora, Momotaros, & Vice: WHAT?! HAHAHAHA!!!

Wyoming: THE SUBJECT. CHANGE IT.

Frøy: Hold on, I thought you were the one who-

Wyoming: I SAID: CHANGE IT.

Washington: To actually answer your question, after the war on Chorus we decided we were due some time off.

York: We’ve earned some R&R. Even Carolina, Tex, and South agreed!

Tex: When did I ever agree to th-

South: It was for the best. Clearly. (Takes a glance at Carolina)

Carolina: I thought I’d give the simple life a day in court.

Gamma: Surprising. Everyone.

Grif: No more adventure? Hell yeah, I was on board!

Butch: We were all on board.

Simmons: Kimball set us up on this isolated moon, and she built us some of the most awesome new bases, ever!

Shot of the new Red and Blue bases, which look like luxury condos.

Tucker: Everyone adjusted to the peace and quite differently. Some of us were natural!

Grif: Don’t hate the player.

Theta: Sarge got hopelessly depressed after not dying heroically on Chorus!

Sarge: Hogwash! Baseless slander!

Simmons: But you said-

~*~*~

Cut to the Red Team, including Lopez, outside their new base. Sarge walks up.

Sarge (flashback): I am hopelessly depressed after not dying heroically on Chorus! We need a new enemy...

Hearing this, Red Team quickly scatter.

Sarge (flashback): ...something to fight. Where y’all going?

~*~*~

Back in the Bases, CT looks at Carolina.

CT: Sarge wasn’t the only one having a hard time adjusting to inaction.

Everyone looks at Carolina.

Carolina: What?!

Washington: Fortunately, we found a tutor.

~*~*~

Cut to Carolina and Grif in a small ravine, Grif sitting cross-legged on the ground and Carolina  standing up, looking at him as though he were a wise master. Or Yoda, maybe.

Carolina (flashback): (dead serious) Help me, Grif. Help me be the best at being lazy.

Grif (flashback): (wise and mysterious) You’re not ready, padawan.

Carolina (flashback): I can try!

Grif (flashback): No. There is no try.

Felix (flashback): (offscreen, yelled) YOU SAID THE LINE!!

~*~*~

Flowers: (narrator) The peaceful times didn’t last too long. Turns out this planet has some native lifeforms!

~*~*~

Loud thumping as Flowers, Frøy, North, Simmons, Tucker, and Grif run across the scene. We hear the sound of a dinosaur roaring.

Simmons (flashback): AHHHH, RUNNN!!!!

Grif (flashback): I CAN’T DIE AS FOOD! OHHH HOOO, THE IRONY!!!!!

North (flashback): HOW IS THAT IRONY?!?!

Frøy (flashback): HAHAHA!! I’M HAVING SO MUCH FUN!!!

~*~*~

Carolina: (narrator) While everyone debated if dying as food was technically ironic, Caboose went and made friends with the dinosaurs.

Hiromi: Why would he do that?

Grif: (narrator) Because of course he did.

~*~*~

Carolina, Flowers, North, Frøy, Tucker, Grif, Sarge, and their AIs are staring up in awe the camera, while we see the shadow of a dinosaur with a Caboose-sized figure on its head.

Caboose (flashback): (offscreen) Awww, who’s a good boy?! Awww, you are a good boy!

Felix (flashback): Holy shit!

Flowers (flashback): CABOOSE, get down from there!

Church (flashback): How the hell does he get up there without getting eaten?!

Frøy (flashback): Can I eat it?

Sarge (flashback): Tell him to fight me!

Theta (flashback): Ummm Sarge, you do know you are gonna lose that fight in a heartbeat, right?

~*~*~

Tex: And let’s not forgot, trivia night.

Everyone except Felix, Wash, Delta, Theta, Carolina, Caboose, and Donut groans at that.

Felix: Hey, you guys wanted to give me a party, and that’s what I got.

Tucker: Easy for you to say! You got all the answers right!!

Simmons: You gave us hard questions.

Felix: Are you serious? It was easy!

York: It was a trick question!!

Ryutaros: What’s trivia night?

Delta: They are like pub quiz, one of us has to ask the question that we made while the rest of us have to answer the question correctly.

Theta: We decide to make a theme on all the questions from his favorite movie series!

Tucker: Which is Star Wars by the way. (glaring at Felix)

~*~*~

Everyone gathers around for trivia night.

Grif (flashback): Anakin Skywalker.

Felix (flashback): (monotone, like church) No.

York (flashback): C-3PO.

Felix (flashback): (monotone) No. That’s a droid.

Sarge (flashback): Grif.

Felix (flashback): No. He’s not even a Star Wars character Sarge.

Sarge (flashback):............. You sure?

~*~*~

Felix: WHAT PART OF “THE MOST ANNOYING CHARACTER IN THE STAR WARS UNIVERSE” DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?!

Sarge: It was a trick question!

Felix: Oh come on! I gave you plenty of hints! Even Caboose got it right!

Caboose: I nearly said Tarkin because he is mean.

Frøy & Church: Well not all of us is a Star Wars nerd like you, so sorry if we don’t know all the characters!!

Felix: Oh fuck you both!! (Giving them the middle finger)

Grif: (narrator) And then DONUT somehow managed to burn down our bases!

~*~*~

Donut standing in the foreground, while the bases burn in the background.

Donut (flashback): Whoopsy-daisy!

~*~*~

Grif: (narrator) Ah-ha, why, why, oh why?!

Church: Some of them were crying, and some of them didn’t care.

Tucker: And you were one of those people who didn’t give a shit.

Church: I expected things to go wrong from the start. Don’t blame me if I didn’t help with the problem, dickhead!

Donut: (offscreen, still unfiltered) I told you, it was a simple mishap with my vanilla-satin-scented candles. Sheesh.

Flowers: DONUT! CLOTHES!

Donut: Party pooper!

Kintaros: Why is he naked?

Leo: THAT’S your first question?

Aruto: Why did you have a candle in the first place?

Wyoming: We need them to remove the stench that was coming from the kitchen.

All eyes from the Reds and Blues glared at Carolina yet again.

Carolina: I was trying to find a hobby, so don’t blame me.

Frøy: Are you kidding me?! I wasn’t able to use the toilet because of both Grif and Sister were stuck in the bathroom for weeks because of food poisoning, and the toilet clogged because of that!!

Grif: I regret ever tasting that MRE.

Jiro: I know how you feel.

Both Jiro and Ramon glared at Riki because of the stench in his room and his cooking skill.

Simmons: Anyway, we lost 80% of our rations in the fire, so these two fat-asses (looks at Grif and Sister) over here started going around and eating native plants!

~*~*~

Grif and Sister approach some wild mushrooms that glow a mysterious blue coolor.

Grif (flashback): Oh, hey there, sexy.

Sister (flashback): These look good.

~*~*~

Simmons: (narrator) Oh, and as it turns out, the mushrooms are basically crystal meth ON crystal meth!

~*~*~

Cut to Grif and Sister running by, in order, Sarge fighting a tree, Carolina fixing a Warthog, and Simmons going for a walk.

Grif (flashback): (super fast) Heyhohowyadoin’? Good?Okay. I’mgonnagoforarun. AlotofpeoplesayI’mnotfast,butI’msuperfast. Don’ttell anyybodythough,it’soursecret, Okay, bye!

Sister (flashback): (super fast) I’msofullyetIhavesomuchenergy.

~*~*~

Back to the base.

Grif: Yeah? Well, at least I didn’t spend my summer learning Esperanto!

Simmons: (ashamed) I thought “Esperanto” was Spanish for “Spanish.”

Church: Spanish is just Spanish! Me and Delta told you thst multiple times but you kept saying Esperanto is Spanish!

Simmons: I know...!

Frøy: And now you’re the only one in the universe who speaks a dead language! How appropriate!

Simmons: (sigh) Mi estas tiel sola. (I’m so alone.)

Caboose: And Freckles got a new body! He can use any bathroom he wants now!

~*~*~

Freckles walks threateningly into the scene. We then cut to a wide shot to reveal he’s hopelessly small, with Caboose and Tucker looking at him.

Freckles (flashback): (like a chipmunk) Prepare to be exterminated!

He shoots Caboose. Caboose dramatically falls.

Caboose (flashback): AHHH! Tucker! You’re supposed to be playing dead.

Tucker (flashback): (leaving) Riiight...

~*~*~

Back to the base.

Tucker: That’s right around when we tried to raise some money for new bases by selling off our movie rights!

Delta: I believe we didn’t have any-

Ruby, Jin, Ryutaros, Aruto, Leo, & Vice: You have movie rights?! Awesome!

Pyrrha: Even with my fame. No movie company has asked for me to be in any of their films.

Izuku: What rights did you own?

South: Us and for some reason Reservoir Dogs. We still have no idea why we own that.

Grif: Yeah well, Hollywood really screwed the pooch on that one.

Church: We should have burned the script when we had a chance.

Weiss: Was it bad?

Doc: Well it received positive reviews and critical acclaim. They just got us and the story all wrong.

O’Mally: Ugh, they just have to ruined my character.

Simmons: Oh, but we were rich!

Grif: And then we realized water parks were way more awesome than bases!

Carolina: So we built the galaxy’s greatest... water park.

CT: 101 on how to waste money on useless stuff, we don’t need.

~*~*~

Cut to the water park. Where all the boys even Washington jump in the air with joy. Carolina, South, and CT refrains.

Boys (flashback): Yay!

Girls (flashback): (with disinterest) Yay...

~*~*~

Ruby, Jin, Vice, Ramon, & Ryutaros: That’s so cool!!

Yang: I wanna swim! I’ll get my bikini!

Wyoming: Don’t bother.

George: What? Why?

Grif: BECAUSE OF DONUT-!

~*~*~

Mirroring the shot from before, Donut is in the foreground as the park burns in the background.

Donut: Whoopsy-daisy.

~*~*~

Grif: I MEAN HOW?! HOW DO YOU BURN DOWN A WATER PARK, DONUT?!

Delta: It is highly illogical of how he did it.

Donut walks in, now wearing his armor.

Donut: 1) Lube isn’t normally flammable! And B) I didn’t burn down the whole water park! Just the park part!

Caboose: And then we formed the best band ever!

Washington: Tucker thought it might attract... chicks.

Tucker: Which worked.

~*~*~

Cut to Grif and Tucker arguing over the name, with Caboose watching on the drum while Frøy was on the mic and while Church and Felix just standing and floating at their partner’s side while watching the whole argument.

Grif: The Talking reds!

Tucker: Mötley Blüe!

Grif: How about redmau5?

Carolina: Hey, I heard you boys are looking for a backup singer.

Tucker: Uh, yeah! Chick singers are awesome!

Grif: Can you sing, though?

Frøy and Church does a killing gesture knowing their sister’s voice.

Carolina: (confident) Can I sing?

~*~*~

Cut to the base.

Tucker: (unconvincingly) Carolina sings. So good.

Carolina: Thank you.

Simmons: Oh, and we’re definitely not hust saying that because she could kill us.

Wyoming: And break every bone in our body.

Grif: (strained) So. Good.

Tucker: I mean... Frøy wasn’t bad.

Frøy: Please stop it.

Simmons: Sarge decided to make his own enemy, so he built an evil robot army to invade our valley!

Tucker: But the robots malfunctioned and attacked the dinosaurs!

Theta & Iota: And it was the awesomest battle ever! Of all time!!

~*~*~

Cut to the Reds and Blues watching an enormous battle happening offscreen. We get explosions and roars and some flashes of red light plus a black plume of smoke coming in from off-camera.

Theta/Iota (flashback): Woah.../Wow...

Washington (flashback): I have seen some amazing things in my life, but this...? This takes the cake.

Frøy (flashback): I think I can died happy now.

~*~*~

Back to the base.

Vice: Now that is so cool!

Ryutaros: Are the dinosaurs still alive?

CT: Yeah they are, they just destroyed the robots and left. Haven’t seen them in awhile though.

Carolina: (snickering) And then Grif convinced Simmons Game of Thrones really happened.

Leo: What the heck is Game of Thrones?

Ikazuchi: A really good TV show ever!

Blake: And Grif convinced him that a fictional series actually exist?

Simmons: He explained it to me in very convincing manner.

South: And apparently, after that, we learned Simmons has a knack for-

Simmons: (panicked) Don’t say it!

~*~*~

Grif and Simmons are standing on top of the base, mirroring their positions in the first episode.

Simmons (flashback): Nuh-uh.

Grif (flashback): Uh-huh.

Simmons (flashback): Oh, shut up!

Grif (flashback): Seriously, dude!

Simmons (flashback): Nah, nah, no way!

Grif (flashback): Yeah, way!

Simmons (flashback): Dude.

Grif (flashback): Dude.

Simmons (flashback): Dude!

Grif (flashback): Dude.

Simmons (flashback): Dude!

Grif (flashback): Yeah, dude.

Simmons (flashback): That’s awesome! Man, I’m gonna go visit!

~*~*~

Weiss: Seriously?

George: Wow, you’re must be an idiot for falling for that.

Ryutaros: Wai! Simmons-no-baka!

Simmons: What? I can’t believe in it? Anyway, Sarge found a new enemy! One that would keep him busy for the rest of our time here.

~*~*~

The Reds are gathered outside the new base, watching Sarge walks on camera again.

Sarge (flashback): For far too long our people have been oppressed, crushed, under the weight pf ourselves! If we don’t start standing up to our mortal foe gravitty, by god who will?

Washington, Frøy, Church, Felix, Carolina, and Tex are watching nearby.

Carolina (flashback): Are we really going to let this play out?

Washington (flashback): Why not see where it goes?

Felix (flashback): This is gonna be good.

Church (flashback): Something we can agreed on.

Frøy (flashback): You both are just cruel.

Lopez is in the Warthog, Sarge nearby.

Sarge (flashback): Buckle up, friendo! It’s time we take this fight to the enemy!

Lopez (flashback): Por farvor no. (Please no.)

The Warthog goes flying off a cliff.

Sarge (flashback): Chaaaarge!

~*~*~

Simmons: But that just meant Blue Team had one more Jeep than Red Team.

Tex: Not the First time either.

~*~*~

Back to outside the base: Donut, Grif, Simmons, North, South, Wyoming, and CT are standing there, while the warthog is on fire in the background.

Sarge (flashback): Gentlemen and lady, we simply cannot let Blue Team have tactical superiority over the canyon! This means war! Red. VS. BLUE!

Lopez (flashback): (offscreen) Mierda... (Shit...)

~*~*~

Back to the base.

Tucker: That helped us realize just  how outdated this whole Red Team-Blue Team thing really is.

Simmons: So, we had a meeting to debate a new form of government.

Yaiba & Naki: Oh this should to be good.

~*~*~

The Reds and Blues are facing each other outside their base, Carolina having joined the Blues this time.

Grif (flashback): I vote anarchy.

Simmons (flashback): You can’t vote anarchy, you dumbass!

Omega & O’Mally (flashback): But it fit us so well!

Flowers & Doc (flashback): No!

Tucker (flashback): Monarchy! Whoever holds the magical sword, (draws his sword) Excalibur!

Caboose (flashback): Party Paryarchy!

Felix (flashback): Jedi Order!

Frøy (flashback): Of course, you’ll choose that.

Felix (flashback): Hey, up yours Frøy.

North (flashback): Democracy?

Sarge (flashback): Military Dictatorship!

Carolina (flashback): Matriarchy.

CT (flashback): I like where you’re thinking.

South (flashback): Fuck yeah!

Tex (flashback): We can make an agreement on that. (smirks)

Church (flashback): Typical.

The girls (flashback): Hey!

Church (flashback): Not all of us are girls in this valley! Heck, most of us are pretty much a dude! Of course, it’s freaking cliche.

Caboose (flashback): Oh! How about Malarkey?

Flowers (flashback): Caboose, that’s not a type of government! It just means meaningless talk and nonesense!

Long silence.

~*~*~

Washington: (back at the base) Malarkey won.

Theta: There was also the time when Frøy built a bomb and it blew up and make a wormhole to a new universe.

Grif: And what came out was really, really, really weird.

~*~*~

Everyone is gathered up.

Wasington (flashback): This has to be one of the strangest things I’ve seen ever... Of all time.

Frøy and female Frøy are looking at each other with Church and Felix floating at their partner’s side also in their opposite gender. Both wear identical armor and have identical weapons.

Both Frøy (flashback): THIS IS AMAZING!!

Both Church, Felix, & Tex (flashback): This is a fucking nightmare.

~*~*~

CT: The destruction they caused was enormous.

Frøy: (sigh) Too bad she had to go home. I never met someone that I could have so much fun with.

Church: Thank God for that!! I don’t think I could handle another Frøy and Felix.

Felix: I could say the same for you, asshole.

Tex: I suppose to be the one to say that\, consider that I have to be the one to handle the both of you cockbites.

Church & Felix: Shut up, bitch.

Donut: Oh! And don’t forgot York and Carolina’s wedding!

Ruby: (gasp) Really?! That’s amazing you guys!

Leo: Congrats, you two!

Sakura: Omedetō!

George: Congratulation!

Ikazuchi: Mazel tov!

York and Carolina: Thanks.

~*~*~

Carolina was in a nice Cyan dress with York in a suit holding each other hands. Behind Carolina were CT, South, and Kimball while behind York were Wash, North, and Tucker while Frøy as the Ring Bearer with Church, Felix, and Tex floating at his side. In the center is Sarge marrying them.

Sarge (flashback): And now by the power vested in me, I pronounce you husband and wife. Just kiss the bribe already.

York chuckles with a grin.

York (flashback): You don’t have to tell me twice.

Before York could even kiss her, Carolina grabbed him by the collar and dipped him, he got startled by this but he kissed her back as everyone cheered. The lieutenants and feds shot their guns in the air as Donut and Jensen were crying.

~*~*~

Wyoming: And that’s when we knew who would be in control in bed.

Tucker: (chuckles) That’s not what I saw at the-

Carolina: Finish that sentence and I’ll make sure you have surgery so you be a women.

There was an awkward silence for that until Caboose broke it.

Caboose: Ah, you haven’t mentioned the dark place!

Tucker: Oh yeah! Somehow Caboose got stuck in another dimension!

Frøy: I didn’t do it.

~*~*~

Caboose is somehow in the Upside-Down from Netflix’s Stranger Things.

Caboose (flashback): Hello? Anyone there? THIS IS AWESOME!

The Reds and Blues are staring at the alphabet Christmas lights from Stranger Things.

Washington (flashback): “Neat.” He just... keeps saying, “Neat.”

North (flashback): I think he’s just excited, or he could be yelling for help if “neat” meant something.

Delta (flashback): How did he even end up there?

~*~*~

Back to the base.

Tucker: Oh, and we found Donut dead!

Nora: Really?

~*~*~

Grif and Wyoming find Donut’s supposedly dead body lying next to a body of water.

Grif (flashback): Sweet.

Wyoming (flashback): I guess it was the best day ever.

Simmons, Tucker, York, Wyoming, Grif, North, and their A.I.s are staring at a shallow grave.

Grif: (voiceover) We decided to bury him in  a shallow, unmarked grave.

They look up, hearing Donut offscreen.

Donut (flashback): (offscreen, unfiltered) Aw, fiddlesticks! I can’t find my suit!

Grif: (narrator) Turns out he was just... skinny-dipping.

York: (narrator) And that’s where I got second-degree trauma. Thanks a lot, fuckface.

Donut (flashback): (offscreen, unfiltered, cont’d) Guess I’m going au natural! Nice and breezy!

~*~*~

Leo: Did you see him?

Grif: Yes! Yes, we saw him!

~*~*~

In the exact same shot from when they were running from the dinosaur, Simmons, Tucker, York, North, and Grif run from Donut.

Simmons: AAAAAHHHH, RUN!

Wyoming: DON’T LOOK! DON’T LOOK!

Grif: AH, THE IRONY!

York: I’M BLIND!

North: I’M SCARED FOR LIFE!

~*~*~

CT: But that wasn’t even the weirdest thing that happened! Wash, Grew. A bread...

~*~*~

Cut to Washington standing outside. Of course, we can’t see the beard because his helmet is on.

Washington (flashback): It’s kind of... itchy.

~*~*~

Tucker: And then this morning Grif spiked Simmons’s couscous with his meth-meth shrooms! And Sister wanted to see if she was faster than him.

Grif: You know, for the lolz.

~*~*~

Cut to the shot from the opening, with Grif and Flowers talking to Frøy and the rest of his companion that he met and brings them to the base as Simmons and Sister runs by.

Simmons (flashback): (super fast) Ihaventbeenbeenthishypersinceihadamargerita!

Sister (flashback): (super fast) FastImfastyougotabetterone

Donut (flashback): (offscreen, voice unfiltered) Anyone seen my tanning oil?

Flowers (flashback): Jesus Donut, we have guests! 

Grif (flashback): Put some clothes on, for Pete sake!

Tucker appears again.

Tucker (flashback): Oh ho, Blue-Tang Clan!

Grif (flashback): The Red Kennedys!

There is a loud whistling sound, as though something is falling from a great height.

Sarge (flashback): (falling with it) SUCK IT NEWTON!

We quickly cut back to Grif before Sarge hits the ground.

~*~*~

Grif: It’s been awful! Instead of a peaceful retirement, it’s been the same damn shit with the same damn idiots!

#red vs blue #rvb #CrossOver #kamen rider #kamen rider kiva #kamen rider zero one #kamen rider revice #kamen rider den o #rwby #OC #rvb felix #rvb york #rvb freelancers #rvb florida #rvb wyoming #rvb tucker #rvb north #rvb grif #rvb sister #rvb sarge #rvb simmons #rvb caboose #rvb church #rvb carolina

[fluttering-by]

MBJR WEEK

Day 1 - Mother + Doll

Notes: This one involves a few OCs of mine, they aren’t really all that relevant to the story, they’re just mentioned as a plot device really. 

But basically, all you really need to know is that the mother in this story was a kid who Horobi raised back in Daybreak as a parent HumaGear, who’s now all grown up with a family of her own. Also they own a farm. It’s a kind of running thing that one of their goats is obsessed with Horobi, hence one line in the fic. 

So there’s the two parents, Sydney and Haruka, and then two teen girls and two younger girls.

Also I haven’t written like this for such a long time since uni completely burned me out, so I’m starting off slowly. I’m probably not going to write too many words, but any word at all is a victory to me at this point. 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

It didn’t have to be perfect. 

In fact, that was what they liked about Horobi’s crafts. They were never perfect. You could see that they were handmade, and not mass produced in a factory. And that was therapeutic to Horobi. To be able to make mistakes here and there, to be able to be imperfect, to be able to learn a skill from scratch. 

The crocheted doll in his hands was destined for a very important owner. A little girl who was about to turn six, who wanted to be an astronaut just like her uncle Ikazuchi. 

“That’s so cute, Horobi.” Ikazuchi said. How long had he been there? Horobi didn’t even notice him walking in. “She’ll love it. I’m sure it’ll mean the world to her.” 

“I hope so…”

The party was loud. Which was to be expected of a five year old’s birthday party. And as always, Horobi felt completely out of place. 

“You okay?” Ikazuchi asked quietly. 

“Of course. Of course, I’ll… adjust.”

They’d arrived together, but it didn’t take long for Jin to find the two older siblings, and Naki to start talking to some of the parents that had stayed to help supervise the kids, some of which just happened to be their work colleagues, leaving Ikazuchi and Subaru to stay with Horobi. 

Well. Ikazuchi, Subaru, and the goat currently chewing on Horobi’s clothes. 

“Wobi!” The little girl yelled, finally spotting him, and immediately grabbed onto the wheels beside her and propelled herself to him, before raising her arms. “Up up!”

Horobi obliged of course, lifting the girl from her chair as he always did when he visited. “Goodness, you’ve grown since I last saw you.”

“I’m a big girl now!”

“You certainly are! Happy birthday.”

“Thank you!”

Ikazuchi let out a loud and dramatic harrumph. “Don’t mind us.”

“Uncle Ika!” The girl reached out her hand to grab him. “Uncle Subaru!”

“No no, it’s too late now, we know where we stand.” He laughed, all the while letting the girl in Horobi’s arms grab onto his sleeve. 

Later that day, the girl would open her presents, and her clear favourite would be the crocheted astronaut bee, her favourite animal, in a crocheted wheelchair matching her own. 

And the only thing that would make it even more cool would be knowing that the little toy she held had once actually been in space, thanks to Ikazuchi. 

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Is it good? Absolutely not. But I did it!

#mbjrweek2023

[t-u-i-t-c]

kamen rider zero one and kamen rider saber for the ask game?

Kamen Rider 01:

Favorite Male: Fuwa - One of my favorite Kamen Rider guys. Filled with anger and very determined, but also out here taking energy shots when he's on the brink of bleeding out.

Favorite Female: Izu - When her memories returned in RealXTime we cheered. Just an overall fun character who had a lot of devotion and I just love her.

Favorite Pairing: Horobi & Fuwa - I just really like their dynamic

Least Favorite Character: Tatsumi Arayashiki - He treated Smile so horribly and I think they should've given him worse repercussions for his behavior, like losing his career and his reputation being ruined. Enough with forgiveness, he doesn't deserve it.

Who’s most like me: Aruto - I too like to believe I'm the funniest person in the room

Most attractive: Horobi

Three more characters that I like: Raiden, Jin, and Naki

I'll give three Humagears, that were minor characters, that I liked too: Bengoshi Bingo, Enmusubi Match, and Smile Sumida

Kamen Rider Saber:

Favorite Male: Kento & Storious - I can't choose between them, but I did talk extensively about them in my lb tags. In short, Kento is extremely devoted and is willing to do anything for Touma's sake, but is also just a really sweet guy who likes to play characters and takes his responsibilities quite seriously. Storious is a man who lost his hopes of creating something unique so long ago and harbors so much resentment over it that it festers and grows to consume him. It's really interesting to see it all play out and for him to come to realizations he wasn't privy to before.

Favorite Female: Mei - Is the only one who can get everyone into gear when hope seems lost, and is really the sunshine after a storm.

Favorite Pairing: Kento & Touma - They are very much ride or die for each other. There have been so many instances in which they have done things only for the sake of each other and in some instances that has been risking their lives. They are driven by each other's very existence and keep going for each other. It's an incredible bond that I have so many thoughts on that you can read in my lb tags as well, also here's their tag that I use when I miss them. Shout out to Mei & Rintaro too, bc they're right behind Kento & Touma. Mei is the air he breathes and the light of his life that showed him what it was to live.

Least Favorite Character: Ren - I do like him, but he was the most underdeveloped from the initial group of swordsmen, so if I have to choose it'd probably be him.

Who’s most like me: Touma - I too will say something is done when it is only done in my mind

Most attractive: Kento

Three more characters that I like: Yuri, Ryo, & Ryoga

Give me a series & I'll tell you...

#sorry i have a lot of saber thoughts but i tried to keep it brief #to be clear i don't give very many pairings tags at all #i think jeramie & gira. koh & canalo. and kento & touma have them #at least ones i actively use... #answered.anon #subject.ask games #umbrella.asks #umbrella.posts

[firebirdsdaughter]

DAY THREE…

… I have a headache that’s verging on migraine, but listen, I finished.

***

Horobi didn’t know why he had entered the hospital in the first place. It wasn’t that the Ark had expressly forbade him to do so, but had made no secret of her disapproval—there was no point, no purpose to his presence. There was no goal, no benefit, especially not considering how much security he had to evade to get in. And yet…

Vulcan looked… Different in the bed, hooked up to all the different machines, then when he was blustering and shouting. For all he had a large personality, it had been obvious how physically small he was the moment Horobi had laid eyes on him. The human was just so… Odd, how so much… Something fit into so small a body. His gaze seemed to find it’s way to Fuwa Isamu whenever possible, scrutinising every aspect of his being—the way his dark eyes lit up from his emotions, the way his mole would disappear whenever he wrinkled his eyes, how he puffed himself up, turned a whole spectrum of colours, the way his curls were permanently messy. Horobi found himself memorising the human without knowing when he had started, sometimes his hand would twitch forward of its own accord, reaching out towards something he didn’t understand. He’d be working on the Ark’s plan, or attending Jin, when the incomprehensible question of what Vulcan’s hair or skin would feel like would appear unbidden in his mind.

And now this—he’d been on the hospital ground before he realised what he was doing. He should have turned back, but there was something about the pull Fuwa Isamu exerted over him that offered no escape. Once he was within range, he had get there. He had to… Had to… Had to see.

Apparently, though, that was all he had to do. Upon arriving in Vulcan’s room all he could do was… Stare. The human was completely helpless, kept unconscious by at least one of the machines he was hooked up to, but… Horobi experienced no inclination to finish what he had started. But… There was another sensation, one fat too complicated for him to parse out. It felt like… A little like the way his body reacted to looking at Jin, both when he was happy and when he was hurt, all mixed together, but… Different. Different how he didn’t know, but… Different. Fuwa Isamu looked so… Soft. Fragile. Inviting.

His hand connected with the human’s hair before he realised he had raised it, fingertips skirting over the curls. Once he’d done it, he couldn’t move away, one hand aimlessly combing through Fuwa Isamu’s hair, brushing away from his forehead. There was no purpose to his actions, it did not benefit the Ark in any way, but…  He could not seem to make himself stop.

Then his knuckles lightly grazed the skin—in the same amount of time it took him to register the usual warmth and softness, thoughts and images flashed through his mind, uncontrolled and unprompted. Though many were clear, the spectrum was so large that he could not even begin to draw a conclusion—things that were beyond any experience he could ever remember happening, to things that were so… Similar to the data of the Ark that he…

He pulled his hand back, pressing it to his side. Where those his own thoughts? He thought so little that it was hard to tell, but… The things he’d seen himself doing… The impulses…

The air in the room changed, growing colder despite the fact that there was no change in temperature and Vulcan’s body temperature remained the same. All of a sudden, he couldn’t stand to be in the place—the pressure, the uncertainty, the chill… It all pushed him away as much as Fuwa Isamu pulled him in. For a moment, the two conflicting forces threatened to pull him apart—until a familiar presence stepped in, quelling all discord.

It was the Ark’s will that pulled him out of the room and back toward Daybreak, the sun peaking over the horizon to reveal just how long he had stood thoughtlessly in Vulcan’s hospital room, staring at him. There would be pain for this, that much he knew—punishment he naturally deserved for leaving his post on such a needless outing—especially since there was still a mysterious, electrifying sensations running through the hand he had touched Vulcan’s hair with, the pictures still etched into his mind, equal parts confusing, destabilising, interesting, and alluring.

It would need to be a long punishment to make him forget this.

***

Bc I’m predictable.

#Firebird Writing #mbjrweek #mbjrweek2022 #Kamen Rider Zero-One #Kamen Rider Zero One #Romance #OTP #HoroFuwa #my precious angry wolf dad #my precious evil stoic scorpion dad #I'mma throw up if I look at this screen any longer #but I DID IT #appreciate my hcs DX #Horobi has no idea what's happening to him but he likes to stare at the handsome human ^^ #Binary Retro Rider

[windy-tsubasa]

*Jin&Horobi plushies in my picture diary (Horobi says like "Yeah", Jin says like "Go for it!")

I have new idea that a long fanfic, fixed *Not sure if 'fix' is the right word...* Zero One's V-cine, but I've been too busy shooting and editing videos for YouTube lately. So I haven't been able to write a fanfic🥲

#kamen rider zero one #tokusatsu #kamen rider #metsuboujinrai.net #kamen rider jin #kamen rider horobi #fanart #archive of our own #ao3 #random musing

[number-one-toku-robot-lover]

I’ve been thinking about 01, and I feel like it would’ve worked better (for me personally) as a lower stakes, more episodic show like first half Hibiki, if that makes sense? With Izu as our Asumu, the one who’s growth the show centers around. 01′s episodes that focus more on raising questions about their world and it’s robot and human interactions are really something I enjoyed. The one episode humagears almost all managed to make me invested in them, and I really liked Aruto’s interactions with them, and I would’ve liked if Izu had more space to become her own character.

Having more of a focus on character relationships would also provide space for some more digging into MBJR and their interactions with each other and the other members of the cast. Like, just with Horobi and Jin, Horobi wanting to consider himself and the humagears to be separate from humanity, while still being too humanlike to really achieve that himself, even in vocabulary (yes I’m still thinking about him calling himself Jin’s dad and then immediately backtracking with “but like in a robot and their creator way, you don’t need me to act like a parent to you”)

I just feel like for the more action packed, high intensity story the writers were AIMing for (heh), Aruto and Izu don’t really fit as protagonists as well as Fuwa does. Fuwa is a lot more suited to the kind of...not confrontational really (though he does do that) but like. Big, character driving interactions? He’s a lot better at pushing people around him to reconsider what they actually believe, whether they come away from it agreeing with him or not.

#I don't know #sorry i was thinking about robots again #it's been a long time since i've really thought about 01 #sorry again (〜￣▽￣)〜

[haropla]

Horobi

oh hey, souls! still haven't touched REALxTIME and Others as of this typing, so keep that in mind.

First impression

I first saw him when I got a request to draw him as a chibi about a year and a half before watching 01. and when I looked at pictures of him, he looks so tired and uncomfortable?? please let this robot rest??

as far as first impressions for the show go, I REALLY liked him. I loved his fit and I loved his hypocrisy from the get-go. and I really really liked how he's distinctly a character that has a lot more stuff going on under the surface that has yet to be revealed but nonetheless still fits thematically because of the nature of his actions early on.

Impression now

I LOVE HIM. despite being a machine, he really does feel like such a fully-realized character with how flawed, but understandable he is. and granted the bulk of this happened in the final episodes which were made after the production of the series was hit hard by covid, but the final episodes of 01 were so emotionally and thematically charged partly because of the direction horobi's actions and character development took. it's hard to really envision a better ending than what we got now.

Favorite moment

I really love all the scenes where he keeps trying to deny that he's already awakened to his own Singularity and is further developing feelings, even though said developments are inherently part of the freedom for humagears that he's seeking thanks to the nature of Singularities. when That Scene that turns aruto against him happens, it's such a wonderful encapsulation of that. and also it breaks my heart and it's great. ヽ(；▽；)ノ

Idea for a story

I don't really like the kuroto and amatsu shenanigans too much, but I wish there were some way to have more ex-aid characters interact with the 01 cast. jin and parad are the same general archetype but end up feeling radically distinct by the end, so maybe parad's separated from emu again and now horobi has to deal with Another overgrown child that's different from the one he's got. but now horobi's comfortable enough with who he is that he doesn't mind leaning into his original parenting programming when interacting with parad.

Unpopular opinion

for the sake of my sanity, I rarely touch toku fandom, so I wouldn't know what counts as unpopular. I guess the closest thing would be that I think horobi did enough to cement himself as a proper character even without the endgame stretch?

Favorite relationship

sorry it's kind of a given, but him and jin! initially providing for and protecting jin solely because of the ark's influence, and then going on to genuinely care about him and feel actual grief and horror when That happens towards the end of the series...!! that's some good good character development! and it's also such a fun early series dynamic to see horobi actually look intimidating when he declares he's going to kill all humans only for jin to act like an overexcited and hyped up child either right behind him or in the background.

Favorite headcanon

doesn't want to admit it! but he thinks the aesthetic of old period dramas, despite being made by humans, is the best! it's why he keeps hanging onto a katana he rarely actually uses as a weapon and continues to dress the way he does at the end of the series. is that too simple?

#ask tag #thelostsoulkius

[tokuteasings]

hi tale!! what d’you think are mbjr + mbjr protection squad’s go-to karaoke songs :D

S C R EMA S

Aruto: See, Fumiya Takahashi can indeed sing! He's in an idol drama and I think the song he will sing is Kimi no Hana ni Naru (the same song his character from the said drama wrote I think) because honestly, he wants to cheer people up. He wants them to be happy and really, this song also reminds him that he isn't alone. Because someone, somewhere out there, will be your bloom, your blossom. There's going to be good things ahead. Somehow, someway.

Yua: See, Yua has a lot of stress in her life and she needs to let it out. Think Aggrestuko. So yeah she sings a lot of sings to get rid of her stress but sometimes she just wants peppy songs so I can't help but think she'll sing Disney songs and theme songs to shows she likes. A song I cannot help but think of is Heaven is Here. She can be as feral as she can be and be worshiped as she deserves.

Isamu: It's no secret that his actor, Okada-san, can sing! But Fuwa doesn't know any fucking English so honestly, he would sing mostly Japanese songs. Despite this, I think he would sing Believe 4 leaves. It may seem seem for him to pick out a peppy song but the lyrics: "If you don't need it, just give it up. If it's not enough, you'll just have to get it." just...scream Fuwa to me. not sure how. Also the growl. The growl too. Thats him. Oh and Exceed!

Naki: Tungsten. Find Naki waiting in that fire, find them waiting to help and support others. They are a problem in the eyes of Gai Amatsu but they rose out of it. They're strong, powerful. Oh and Carnival, because Satsuki can sing hehe.

Actually all of MBJR wold just sing S.O.S

Horobi: Lift Your Wings, sort of for Jin but for anyone who will listen. He wants to see people fly, to flourish, with or without him. He wants to alleviate their burden, why else is he helping Aruto and the others keep an eye on Ark? Why else would he chose to sacrifice himself like this? He will lift them towards the sky, no matter what happens to him.

Ikazuchi: Daichi-san can sing too! His song would be Bright Burning Shout. Idk the idea of him singing something that goes HARD. He's a skileld singer and Daichi-san has performed in musicals so I think something that would show off his vocal range would be ideal.

Jin: The Bha Bha Song! I just think it's cute and Jin who wants to understand more of the world...he wants a peppy sing to bring them all together (Humans and humagears) and he just wants to have fun! Expect him and Aruto to team up to sing all the time.

#kamen rider zero one #peeps' ponderings #hiden aruto #yaiba yua #fuwa isamu #naki #horobi #ikazuchi #jin #kamen rider naki #kamen rider horobi #kamen rider ikazuchi #kamen rider jin

[asknarashikari]

Aruto: Finally... a home away from home.

Fuwa: Owning some assets else where is a good thing.

Aruto: *takes off regular clothes* Ta Da!

Fuwa: *eyes widen*

Aruto: Fuwa-san... You like my bikini?

Fuwa: You bought that at the adult store, didn't you?

Aruto: *climbs onto him* Why yes.

Fuwa: Good damn. It's just u...

Everyone except Gai: *front door opens* You forgot we came with you guys. *door closes*

Yua: And no... we did not here everything. Just the last part. And cover up now before we go down the beach.

Jin: *takes clothes off* I'm wearing the same thing too but it's hot pink.

Horobi: *throws towel over him* No.

Jin: Hmmm...

Aruto: Fine... Me and my hubby are taking the master bedroom.

Izu: I'll be close by but not inside. Just a room next door.

Fuwa: Alright. That settles that. Now, let's go have fun in Okinawa!

Everyone: YEEEAAA

Well... I guess if anyone deserves a vacation it's these guys, they've been through the wringer XD

Just... Save the kinkiness for the honeymoon suite, Aruto, you don't need to expose HI's CEO/President (aka yourself) to the general public

And Jin... why the heck did you decide to wear that... Horobi please protect your son...

#kamen rider zero-one #hiden aruto #fuwa isamu #otp: punny ceo and tsun cop #izu #yaiba yua #jin #horobi #ask #i-am-randomtrash00

[jade-lop]

They did Horobi right, but they wronged Tachibana Sakuya and Sakurai Yuuto.

For some reason, they loved writing Tachibana as a shady person. His original in Blade was not like that at all.

Horobi (and Ark) fought using Jin’s weapon (and Ikazuchi’s too). They sure knew how to throw fanservice.

Zein was more advanced than Ark. How an A.I possessed human like a ghost?

Foundation X brought Brain, Kuroto and Horobi back. Why they revived Brain and Kuroto in Hiden Humagear body while Horobi the only one revived in Sold body? It would be nice to see Horobi in his ReiGen appearance.

Ark and Zein wanted to destroy humanity. Yet, they came into conflict instead working together. Was it had something to do with the method they used to achieve their purposes?

#random musing #kamen rider #kamen rider outsiders

[r4bbitdragon]

apple-a-la-mode replied to your post

“the ark hasn’t been stopped at the end of 01, not actually because...”

do you think aruto is aware other people can see azu or do you think he thinks he was imagining it. she never interacted with more than one character on screen except mbjr and i don’t think the other humans even see her. this is nothing but what if it is

someone else: independently confirms the existence of azu

aruto, who Genuinely thought he was just wigging it: 

#apple-a-la-mode #if not for the physical items she hands people #i would be forced to assume she's just cyber ghosting it up #but like. she does give people physical keys. so what's good. #you would have to be a Really good cyber ghost to get around that. #but i guess the 02 driver also functions as a printer so maybe not. impossible. #anyways. jin and horobi if you're going to be weird other vigilantes could you get on that maybe. or you too naki #words typed #here's how robots can still win

[cina-full-moon-xanadium]

feelings on 01 characters

Aruto & Izu - While these two were fairly cute in their shtick I also felt they were incredibly static, not moving or growing in any significant way throughout the show’s whole run and making any shifts like Ark-One a bit hard to swallow. I’m mostly okay with them but I don’t like that Izu is as a character a woman whose function is to be subservient to a man and that’s treated as good; and I hate like every decision Aruto makes in the last episode. Just in general any moments they have that are meant to be... celebratory? Look How Far We’ve Come? Annoy me because there’s no weight behind them. Overall I think I came out just really disliking Aruto

Fuwa & Naki - the best ever. Literally the best. Straight up Kamen Rider over here

Horobi & Jin - I have absolutely zero clue who these two are supposed to be in the show and like Aruto & Izu they feel way too static despite the show ~saying~ they’ve changed in some way. 01hers made them far more realised and interesting characters however 

Thouser - Very enjoyable and hateable (in a good way!) villain during his time as the main villain, then in the last third gets one of the worst Kamen Rider episodes of all time and becomes just very very annoying to watch and have to put up with. Gets worse to watch with every appearance

Ark - not really anything but that’s fine

Raiden - Good! Not super developed or anything but he doesn’t need to be; he has a clear motivation and narrative and he carries himself with a fun, likable personality. Good for what he is

Yaiba - I literally forgot to include her until now which probably tells you a lot. Just a bad character with nothing going for her, has some #Girlboss moments but as is the theme here, it’s so completely unearned and weightless. Like Horobi and Jin she becomes far more interesting and realised in 01hers but i continue to dislike her for how the entire fandom treats her as amazing for no reason

Soreo - pretty cool, story was a little half-baked but i got what they were going for

Eden - lol?

Lyon Arkland - CMON CMON YES AND I WAS RIGHT ABOUT THAT WHEN THE FIVE WEAPONS CROSS THE JET BLACK SOLDIER ZAIA IS BORN I AM THE PRESIDENT CEO DESTRUCTION

[firebirdsdaughter]

Okay, break over…

… Gonna go back to writing for a bit, but found another that’d work for multiple characcters:

Yua: Fuwa, can I speak to you for a minute? In private. Isamu: Ooh, someone's in trouble. (beat) … It's me. I don't know why I did that.

Bc Isamu is actually super childish and it’s funny.

#Brooklyn 99 Quotes #Kamen Rider Zero-One #Kamen Rider Zero One #my precious angry wolf dad #this would also work on some of the other characters #like Jin and Horobi too #probably Izu or Yua and Aruto too… XD #Binary Retro Rider