#like Lucius and Vernon are 10th degree cousins maybe

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

Hieee I wanted to ask what couple you ship in harry potter and also wanted to say your blog is the most interesting one ive ever found on tumblr

#I have many ships but these are some of my favourites C: #also is anyone else deeply convinced that the Dursleys and the Malfoys are distantly related #like Lucius and Vernon are 10th degree cousins maybe #I am only basing this on the fact that they are both blonde #they don't know about it but somehow the Malfoys adress still ended up in Petunias adress book #so every year Petunias sends them a christmas card like she does to all of Vernon cousins #every year Narcissa is confused why these strangers keep sending her pictures of their gross child #maybe one year she sends back a picture of her own gross child to get them to stop but eventually she just accepts this curse #maybe the secret comes out one day when Dudley has a magical child and they all meet at Kings Cross #I wish I had taken a picture with the cool trolley they had at Kings Cross when I was there :c #but it cost 30 whole dollars and everyone said do not do it it costs 30 dollars and they were right #but they even had a person who would throw up your scarf for you so it would look like you are flying #the line was very long so maybe it was better not to do it #maybe one day I'll go again #then I can run into some of the free walls a few time to see if it is worth the 30 dollars #happy monday friends!! I hope you're having a good time :) #I might buy new shoes later #they do not have my size but that might not stop me