#like MA'AMS😳😳😳

[thoughtsfromataco]

Oh jeez oh god oh help oh fuck

#taco thoughts #BRUH MY BI ASS IS NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO HANDLE THIS MOVIE #i might just pass out in gay #like MA'AMS😳😳😳 #thor love and thunder #thor #valkyrie #natalie portman #tessa thompson #wlw #gay #lgbt+ #lgbt

[stevieharringtonwifeguy]

thinking about eddie going to a gay bar on drag night, hoping to see the show, and when he gets there he sees ??? half of hellfire club???? all his little sheepies???? so he goes up like hey why are you guys here, did will come out yet (listen he's a couple drinks in and Chatty). and they're like. i mean yes. but actually we're here for steve! and eddie remembers that steve was their babysitter but even with that known bit of character growth he cannot imagine what the hell steve harrington is doing here. so he asks and dustin opens his mouth to answer but max stops him with a hand on his shoulder like wait. we have the opportunity to let the funniest thing in the world happen right now. just wait.

so eddie doesn't get an answer and instead just chills with his now grown sheepies, keeping an eye on the bar bc he figures that's probably the best bet on where steve will probably be appearing, like maybe he got desperate and got a job as a bartender for some random gay bar. but he gets distracted when the queens come out. there's a couple girls, hyping up the crowd, each performing their hearts out, and then at the end of the show they leave the stage and all wander around the bar. and one of them, who introduced herself as Baby Dollie and did a great rendition of 9-5 in her big blonde wig and cute diner waitress outfit (thank you @tink27), wheels right over to their table and immediately pounces on the kids. and they all lose their mind at her, complimenting her outfit and makeup and her routine, and then they turn and are like hey, you remember eddie, right?

and like. oh my god. steve harrington is a drag queen called baby dollie.

(max gets a photo of eddie's shocked but slightly horny look, taken at the exact moment baby dollie sits on his lap and smacks a bright baby pink kiss on his cheek)

#also eddie's like 'so steve' and she's like 'please. call me baby.' and he's just like 😳 yes ma'am #steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #stranger things #i have only seen one drag show in my life i know Nothing

[notsosecretlyalesbian]

"Booo! O-oh, sorry. I heard people booing New York and my instinct just kicked in."

Lisa Ann Walter as Melissa Schemmenti in Abbott Elementary | 01×13: Zoo Balloon

#melissa schemmenti #lisa ann walter #abbott elementary #abbottelementaryedits #abbottelementarygifs #abbottedit #abbottgifs #my gifs #dude the way this woman has me wishing i was water ice?? #like ma'am please what 😳😳😳 #this is the last episode of season 1 y'all. i did it. I giffed basically every scene she's in #now my life has no meaning. i'm dead and empty inside #also in case someone reads my rambling: should I gif season 2? Do I still have an audience? #notsosecretlyalesbian.gifs #notsosecretlyalesbian.law.gifs #notsosecretlyalesbian

[miss-styles]

yall seeing what im seeing??

#like ma'am 😳😳😳 #would like to take a bite #mine.jpg

[p2ii]

I've seen you brassgogglesposting and so i need to ask: have you listened to steamworld heist version yet? (asking because of the way the spine sounds here) [it's for sure an expirience]

I haven't actually :OOO

I check it out tho and you're right ITS SO GOOD.

#rabbit and spines voices compliment each other so well!!! #psii.txt #ask #but now the the deranged simp posting #WHY DID HE SAY 'WET AND COLD~' ALL WHINY LIKE THAT #same with the first 'brass goggles' wtfff 😳😭 #and his bra-a-a-a-a-a-as before the 'ladadadada' sounded almost like he was cackling. i need to go bite something bye ✋😭 #AUUGH #also rabbit. ma'am 😳

[artemis-pendragon]

I'm so fucking excited for the Sandman TV show it looks so fucking good and my crush on Death is already out of control

#honestly i wouldnt be scared to die at all if she showed up like hello ma'am 👀😍😏😳 #the sandman #sandman #neil gaiman #the sandman death

[wildflowercryptid]

i might have to watch the skip to loafer anime at some point purely because of the color palette they use for it, it's so lovely and warm...

#i wanna know the color schemes of mitsumi's self-styled outfits too #like if the colors go together then i don't think they look that bad let her cook!!! 😭 #also nao-chan looks so pretty in the anime... ma'am please give me a chance— #i mean she also looks gorgeous in the manga but now i know she's got brown eyes and... man.... 😳 #i'm a gay lil fool #mj.txt

[noxianwilled]

it's the way this line from battle queen katarina is said "These other queens? I wish them luck. Why shouldn't I? There's no one like me."

#» out of character — ⌜main sup irl.⌟ #miss..... ma'am...... #the confidence/calm arrogance like #this and the 'kneel before me' 😳

[goddevouringserpent]

head in my hands. why are women so hot.

#Maia speaks #whenever I find a new metal band with a female vocalist & look them up the same thing ALWAYS happens #which is that I discover that the vocalist is exactly my type and I'm just sitting there like 😳 umm. ummmm. hello ma'am. #truly the nature of metal is that everyone is either Finnish or the sexiest woman I've ever seen #or sometimes both at once!

[lexa-griffins]

hi, I’d like to sign up to be drunk and freshly fucked by Clarke plz

Feel free to wait in line 😌

#letter opened #😳 the little smirk kills me 😳😳😳😳 #like ma'am miss? miss daddy? 😳 #but its also /alpha/ clarke not just clarke like 👀😳

[wistrearchived]

KIRA IN THIS WEEK'S CHAPTER IM GOING INSANE...

#MA'AM... HELLO?? 😳 #me closing her robe like: cover up sweetie you'll get cold..... #[ 𝐢. ] ooc › the risk i took was calculated‚ but man am i bad at math.

[nulltune]

if i had a nickel for every time a character i like gets a remake at the cost of her bangs being done dirty cut, i'd have two nickels. which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice 💀

edit: the canon divergency of this blog is that I WILL DO HAKUNO'S HAIR JUSTICE 🦀🦀 my hakuno doesn't have that sad ahh cut 🦀🦀 /hj

#&&. out of #EHFJSHDH I HAVE KEPT THIS THOUGHT WITH ME EVER SINCE THEY DROPPED THE REMAKE ART OKOKOKOK #i feel like wada just Forgor what h.akuno looks like tbh 💀 #IM GONNA LOVE MY FAV MOON BBYGIRL NO MATTER WHAT OFC ........ but gahdamn did they do her dirty imo </3 #at least it's not as bad as z.akuro (the purple girl) tho cuz GDKVJSKCJSKC WHAT DID THEY DO TO HER.!!!!!!! #SHE NEEDS TO SUE HER HAIRDRESSER ASAP 😭😭😭😭 #btw little lynnie used to be sooo 😳😳 @ z.akuro like /Ma'am/ #GDKCHSJCHD BUT YA I MENTION THIS BC THE SIMILARITIES BETWEEN HER N H.AKUNO ??? I CAN KINDA SEE IT #(from what i can Very Vaguely remember from t.okyo m.ew m.ew anyway-) #coughs #does this mean i have a type- #COUGHS COUGHS

[delisae]

Not the girl in the story saying I'm fucked and people commenting "literally" "don't worry the fucking comes later"

#Wattpad people can be wild #like i said it too but 😭 #but bro the teacher in that story 😳 #dayummm #ma'am #ma'am pls #just one chance #one #or more #but one is good for now #we stan our very bitchy teacher 😋 #bc she's hot #and probably very gay

[happywitch416]

I have a perfect illustration of the hell I live in from this morning. I was minding my business on the full elevator and this man sneers and opens his mouth.

"What kind of dyke doesn't carry a purse?"

Now. I am uncaffeinated, its before 8am, I haven't had breakfast and I am taking my mother for a stress test and a heart echo because her heart doctor is worried she shouldn't have her surgery thursday. I am a bit Stressed.

"The kind that fucks your wife better than you."

#i did get a very pretty girls number out of it & its just ma'am im flattered but i didnt want to be rudolph the red faced bisexual this AM #but more importantly #why the hell wasnt it that easy when i was younger?! #the witch speaks #i dont mind being called a dyke as long as its not in the I Am Using It As A Slur Tone #but i do think its strange ive been called that more times since weve lived here then i have my entire life previously #like...do they not know other words? are they boring? if you are going to talk smack be interesting #and this is in a good christian hospital amongst the good people. pssh. hypocritical lizards more like. #i am going to melt in this damn building #ugh. she was super cute thou. i probably should not have given her mine but in my defense i was going 😳 and it makes me stupid

[widevibratobitch]

yeah. i definitely dont listen to Bach nearly as often as i should. it's just... show me another singer who can sing this like Ferrier does fr

#ma'am 😳😍🥰 #this and erbarme dich #the way she and flagstad sing it #im just. #im telling you this is so much closer to what Bach wanted it to sound like than whatever the hell the countertenors are doing now 💀 #i know because i asked him and he said so himself #johann sebastian bach #kathleen ferrier #opera tag #Spotify

[wikipedie]

teresa lisbon may have a thing for people wearing turtlenecks and i definitely have a thing for teresa lisbon wearing turtlenecks

#i'm like 😍😍😍ma'am you're soooo😳😳😳 #teresa lisbon #the mentalist #s5e11 #she looks so hot mad in the last few screencaps