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buckypascal · 2 years
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Me watching Obi-Wan force push Vader away followed by lifting rocks and chucking them at him
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musical-kid2 · 3 months
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💀💀💀💀 ( I ment part 1 lol)
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motionlussyinwhussy · 2 years
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👀
Dude’s got headlights for 👁👁
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countdraluka · 2 years
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Had not one, but TWO random men try to small-talk me today by telling me about the job offers they received recently.
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namodawrites · 1 year
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He's looking at you while you both are at dinner 😳💕
this did not fluster me no it didnt it didnt nope nope i am a FUNCTIONING adult that DOESN'T GET FLUSTERED by some 2D LINES no matter HOW PRETTY 😭🤲 😭🤲 😭🤲
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nnato · 2 years
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James Rossiter || 6H of Fuji
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jiyoos · 1 year
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manifest a new job for me bc every time i so much as glance at my manager i want to kms
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hawnks · 2 years
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false alarm my lavender came and all is right in the world :>
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green-x-reaper · 2 years
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"It wasn't me......." It was him. He didn't want to admit he made this mess. He'd been looking for her frantically since her absence; trying to find her in every nook and cranny. Now that she's back though, he felt his body zoom in her direction, as if possessed, and tackles Dead Master in a tight bear hug. He missed her.
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"Usagi!" Dead Master exclaimed happily and embraced him back. She could never get mad at him. In her eyes, he was perfect the way he was! Honestly, she absolutely missed the murder rabbit boyfriend man himself and given the way he was holding her as well, she could safely assumed he missed her as well.
"Its so good to see you again! I missed you so much. You're so warm and soft too!" And practically naked. "Ah! I brought you something but you have to let me go first. I thought you'd like it because it reminded me of you."
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im leaving tomorrow yesss queen
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actual-changeling · 2 months
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imagine the embarrassment of aziraphale arriving in heaven and realising that outside of the metatron and the archangels no one gives a single fuck about angel-demon relationships and everyone is calling up their burning-hot hotties with their angel phones in the stairwell
he gets an angel phone for himself and asks the tech angel giving it to him why some numbers have a flame behind them and they're just like "those are your obviously non-existent contacts in the below, sir" and he looks at them like 👁👄👁 they are my what now
the first time he sees michael chilling on the observation deck while having a violently and sexually charged conversation with dagon he would have exploded his corporation if he'd had one
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handkinkbis · 5 months
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Notes from the ep 15 sex scene after my 10th rewatch 👩‍🏫👩‍⚕️👩‍💻👩‍🔬
hongjo giggling in the doorway and acting all shy like sweety YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO HIM
the way he went from cute and clumsy to AMBUSHING HER 👁👄👁
for a giraffe he's quite wolfish in his table manners 😏😏
PINNED AGAINST THE WALL, GOD IS GOOD
WHY WAS THAT CURSED LIGHT SWITCH RIGHT THERE
[wet kissing noises]
THOSE 6'2/187CMs ENGULFING HER
he started unbuttoning her almost immediately, (the shirt DOES look better on the floor, shinyu, u ARE absolutely correct)
the horny-cute gasp of "wait a minute [we should do it on the dresser, follow me"] WE LOVE A WOMAN WHO SHOWS INITIATIVE
the way hongjo backed up against the dresser and shinyu followed her like she was his preyyy
she was smiling but he was on a MISSION TO GET BETWEEN THEM THIGHS
he lifted her up on the dresser like it was nothing 🥵🥵🥵
hooded eyes, jaw clenched, heavy breathing 🌶🌶🌶🌶 10/10
they both looked like they were just lost in the sounds and sensations like literally blissfully unaware of anything outside that room
god bless u and your hard work in the gym, rowoon, is that a 12-pack (thanks for zooming in on the ahem scar camera crew)
the way they cooperated in stripping shinyu's shirt off him, TEAMWORK MAKES THE DREAM WORK
his hands doing SOMETHING outside of the frame whatttt are they doingggg
him kissing her hard and pushing her down 😌😌🙌🥂
shinyu's big hand flexing on hongjo's thigh and calf like YES SIR, GRAB IT
hongjo grasping two fistfuls of his hair to keep him where she wanted him YES QUEEN
him helping her wrap her legs around him 🥵🥵🥵🍿🍿🍿🍷🍷
the final shot of hongjo's shirt slipping off her shoulders and him moving on top of her in a pose not dissimilar to dracula and mina's in that One Scene in the garden in bram stoker's dracula
they were feraaalll
no for real he might actually be part beast
no wonder because shinyu/mujin waited 300+ years to Do That
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motionlussyinwhussy · 2 years
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“Indirectly,” he says. Sure, buddy. 👀
Everyone:
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evil-youth-messrs · 6 days
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Moments in EPIC that make me go feral Circe Saga version let's gooo. You can check out previous sagas here👈.
The Circe Saga 🐷
*cello starts playing* ~Eurylochus~ back so soon?
we came across~ a palace, inside we heard a vooooice
SIR since welefthomewe'vefacedavarietyoffoes fromawiderangeofplaces
what was it? a woman 👁👄👁 wut?
(also shout out to all the previous "whats" from the ocean saga, we stan a confused king)
come inside -damn- welcome to the best part of your lives
no I'm not a player I'm a puppeteer☝️, no I don't play I puppeteer yeah
*Hermes's giggles>>>>*
someone who's not afraid to... send a message 😘🪽
Hermes??? 😲😲😲
she can conjure up a MONster that'll grind you to the bones, she has all the ways to HAUnt ya
wouldn't you like to have some of the magic? wouldn't you like your outcome preferred? deep in the night, the fight can be tragic, I'll help you conquer her ✨️🕺🪩 (with the added harmonies in the second chorus)
you must consume and digest it then you'll manifest
and I call this root holy 💅 moly 💅 (*Odysseus's aah 🤔*) HAHAHHAHAHHA
🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺
Hermes :D thank you don't thank me friend, you very well may die 😃😃 ~good luck~ ✨️
*the carmen motif* 🤌
laadyy~ of the palace sorry that I ask this
you turned them into pigs... huh :P 🐷🐷🪄
you must be a liar mortals can't acquire moly without DIRE consequence
Hermes gave it to you, didn't he? 🙄
you and I are now evenly matched
now there is no turning back!
NOT EVEN A SPELL SAVES YOU 'CAUSE YOU'RE DONE FOR
🎻🎻🎻🎻
wooooooahhhh whooooo's to say with all the mistakes I've made
I'm juuuust a maaaaan forgiveee meeeee I CAN'T *Penelope's theme*
she's my everything, my ~Penelope~ 🫶
ughh... Poseidon, eh?
I know of a brilliant prophet 🤩 problem is this prophet is dead 😬 *piano equivalent of the 💀 emoji*
*reversed vocals in the background when Circe talks about the underworld*
or maybe one day the world will need a puppeteer. MOOOOOooOoOOOoooREEE
A lot of emojis for this one, I gotta say I really love it especially Hermes 💚.
Again, thank you for reading.
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Being Atsumu's Girlfriend:
Being Insecure
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Atsumu Miya x Insecure! Female Reader
Warnings: Swearing, slight angst, super supportive Atsumu, insecure reader, kissing
A/N: This is an Anon request! I know how much my bbys love our resident untoned blonde and since it's his Birthday 🎂 🥳 here ya go 🥰
I suppose I should be nice to him today 🙄
Alright let's see how long this lasts
Dating this idiot is a full time job
Whoops didn't even make it a whole sentence 🙃
Honestly YN out here doing Inarizaki's charity work
Since you've started dating Atsumu, you've lead a very interesting life
First off, you never in a million years thought Atsumu Miya would be interested in you 😳
Like seriously, you were quiet, shy and mostly kept to yourself
Literally the most perfect angel ever 😇
It wasn't until your second year that Atsumu first started to notice you
You had gotten paired up with him for a class project
I'm sorry to say YN, but at first Atsumu didn't know who you were
Literally our bby wall flower 🥺
However that changed quickly because you see, when someone pointed you out for the first time
Literally the gates of heaven opened, the sun shined brighter and the birds sang louder 🙌🏻
Atsumu is just staring at you like 👁👄👁
Seriously how did he never notice you
Glad you asked...
1) he's a man and therefore literally oblivious
2)99.99999% of his life is volleyball and unless your volleyball shaped YN, I'm sorry
3) he's a man
Anyways, you've always had a small crush on Atsumu
Not unlike the majority of the school 🙄
So when you go up to introduce yourself, Atsumu is literally just 🧍‍♂️ 😳
But of course it was always just that, a crush
Like one of those "I'll dream of you from afar never to have you" crushes 🥲
"Hi, I'm YN! It looks like we are partners"- you
Atsumu 👉🏻😳
"Umm I'm free this afternoon before clubs start if you'd like to meet? We can meet back here"- you
Atsumu 👉🏻😳
Please someone send HELP
Luckily Ginjima just happens to be in your class as well
Thank God, someone with a some brain power istg 🙄
"Umm hey YN, Atsumu would be happy to meet you later, right Sumu?"- Ginjima
Atsumu 👉🏻 🧍‍♂️ 😳 *nods head*
You 👉🏻🙂 great I'll see you later! *little wave and float away*
"Yer an idiot"- Ginjima 🙄
Later that day, you meet up with Atsumu and begin your project
Thank God there is like .000001% someone will interrupt you 😏😏😏
"HEY DUMBASS!"- Osamu screams, followed by Suna and Ginjima
You 👉🏻👀👀👀
"Samu can't you see IM BUSY"- Atsumu, nudging his head towards you as you smile and wave 😃 👋🏻
Again YN do less
"Oh my apologizes YN, I didn't know you got roped into working with Sumu"- Osamu
"Thoughts and prayers YN"- Suna ✌🏻
You 👉🏻😅
Atsumu 👉🏻 fuming 😡
"If you don't need anything, YN and I would like to continue OUR project!"- Atsumu
"Why don't you invite YN to practice tonight, then you can work on your project afterwards?"- Ginjima, doing the most
Bless you sweet Ginjima 😘
"HEY- that's a great idea!"- Atsumu, literally looking for anything he can do to impress you
You 👉🏻😳 uhhh sure...
Please Atsumu will literally drag you to practice and you will be forced to watch 😅
Aran, Omimi and Michinari are like 100% sure you were forced here against your will
Kita is skeptic but you aren't acting like the other ones so he's fine with you being here
After that day, Atsumu literally will remain attached to your hip
It's kind of weird honestly 😅 like sir give YN some space please
He's walking you to school, eating lunch with you, even walking you to your classes
Then one day, he just kind of blurts it out
Literally it goes like this 👇🏻
"YN I like you-" Atsumu
"I like you too Sumu"- you 🥰
"No like I LIKE like you"- Atsumu 😬
You 👉🏻👁👄👁 whet-
"Will you go on a date with me YN?"- Atsumu
You 👉🏻👁👄👁
Atsumu 👉🏻😃😅
You 👉🏻👁👄👁 you sure?
Please YN, the man pulls you into a giant bear hug 🫂
"I'm sure"- Atsumu 🥰
You 👉🏻😳🥺 of course Sumu!
And thus begins the ship know an AtsuYN
We love that for you ❤️
You deserve to be happy YN
And thankfully Atsumu is an above average boyfriend 🥰
I can't give him too much credit guys, it's me 🤣
Anyways, your relationship is going well for the most part
You see, there's one teeny tiny issue
Well not so teeny nor tiny...
More like massive and obnoxious 🙄
Yep that's right, the Miya fan girls
Can you imagine 😒 we could never YN 💅🏼
Sure the Miya twins are cute but honestly? Literally as dumb as volleyballs
Anyways, when the girls find out about you, they honestly don't think you will last
However when they see Atsumu kissing your cheek and holding your hand, they burn with jealousy
And you, my precious angel, aren't one to deal with unwanted attention well
I mean, you've always kind of thought you weren't good enough for Atsumu 😔
It's the opposite YN but you'll find out 🙃
The bullying started out small, a couple of them leaving nasty notes in your locker
You never said anything to Atsumu, simply choosing to throw them away and try to ignore it
Then it began to escalate
These jerks would start purposely knocking your books from your hand, especially when Atsumu wasn't around
They would spill juice on your uniform and trip you, giggling as they walked away
"I wonder how Atsumu can date someone so clumsy"- they would say chuckling
You'd try to ignore them, walking away and not acknowledging them
However your bullying didn't go unnoticed because someone was always watching 👀
So one day when you were coming back from class and someone bumped into you, sending you flying and landing on your butt
A certain someone came to your rescue
"YN why do you let them do that to you? You need to tell Atsumu"- Suna said
"It-its ok Rin, they are just jealous that's all"- you say as he helps you up, grabbing your books and handing them back to you
Suna rn 👉🏻😑 YN...
"Please Rin don't tell Sumu, he doesn't need to worry about me! You guys have the spring tournament coming up and you don't need to worry about me"- you smiling
Suna just nods as you wave and walk away
Unfortunately, the fan girls only get more vicious
Not only do they ruin your uniform daily but they make your life miserable
Literally you are scared to even be alone 😔
You start to withdraw from Sumu, afraid to tell him what's wrong because you don't want to be a bother
Atsumu is so confused but you keep telling him you are busy
Suna hadn't said anything, even though he's wanted to
However one day, things finally take a horrible turn
You see, the guys are all practicing and you are headed to the gym
You've become sick of the bullying, the constant teasing, the constant crying every night
You decide it's finally time to tell Sumu
Unfortunately for you, you are stopped in your track by a gang of his fangirls
"Hey bitch- where do you think you're going?"- one of them asks
You try to dodge them but unfortunately they block you, caging you against the lockers
Lemme at em 👊🏻 two hits- I hit them, they hit the floor
*deep breath Tiffany* beating the crap out of bullies won't solve anything...
Or will it? 🤨
Do as I say kids not as I do 👏🏻
"Just leave me alone!"- You shout, tears filling your eyes
The girls laugh at you, continuing to get closer
"You really think Atsumu likes you? You're just a pity project for him!"- the leader says
You try not to listen but it's impossible
Luckily for you, a certain someone has super sonic hearing and peeks his head out see what's going on 👀👂🏻
"Just break up with him YN, that will save you the embarrassment of when he dumps you!"- the girls say, all laughing as they shove you against the lockers
Meanwhile 👀
Suna 🏃‍♂️ runs to tell Atsumu and the team
"SUMU!"- Suna
"What?"-Atsumu
"Listen I'm not one to get involved in drama-"
Please the entire team laughs 🤣
Suna rn 👉🏻😐😑
"Ok and.."- Atsumu
"YN has been getting bullied by your stupid fangirls for the last few weeks and they currently have her caged against the lockers!"- Suna
Atsumu 👉🏻😐😳😡 WHAT?!?!
He takes off, followed by Osamu, Ginjima and the rest of the team
Atsumu stops outside the gym, seeing you cowered against the lockers and crying
Ohh this man is PISSED
Like BEYOND PISSED 😤
"HEY YA PIGS!"- He screams as the girls all jump back, eyes wide
Atsumu storms up to you, grabbing you in closer as you cry in his embrace
"Sweetheart are you ok? Did they hurt ya?"- Atsumu
You can't respond, you just cry, burying your head into his chest
Atsumu holds you close, eyes blazing as he glares at the girls
Osamu, Suna, Ginjima and the team are all surrounding you
"Samu, take YN back to the gym"- Atsumu growls as Osamu wordlessly grabs you hand, dragging you towards the gym with him and Ginjima
"Sumu we weren't trying to hurt her-" the girls try and say but oof- Atsumu is like " NOT 👏🏻 TODAY 👏🏻"
None of the girls answer
"How long have you been hurting her?!" - Atsumu growls
Ugh protective, possessive men 😫
That's OK, Suna is there to fill in the gaps 💅🏼
"A few weeks now, they trip her, spill juice on her and leave her nasty notes!"- Suna, probably pulling up receipts 📱
"Sumu... she's not good for you"- one of the girls says a Atsumu completely snaps
"LEAVE YN THE HELL ALONE AND DONT YOU EVER SHOW YOUR FACES AROUND ME, YN OR THE ENTIRE VOLLEYBALL TEAM EVER AGAIN YOU STUPID COWS!" -Atsumu fuming
Honestly 👏🏻 👏🏻 we love to see it
Kita and Aran step forward
"Let's go, we are going to talk to the principal about your behavior"- they say as the girls eyes fill with tears and they start to cry
Atsumu could care less, he turns around and heads straight for the gym
When he enters, he heads straight for you
Osamu and Ginjima are sitting with you
You see Samu, standing and going to meet him half way
"Sumu I'm-"
Too bad you don't get the words out because Sumu plants a big ole kiss on your lips 🥰
He pulls away, putting his forehead against yours
"YN why didn't you tell me?"- Atsumu
"I-I didn't want to bother you"- you 😔
"YN you never bother me! I love you!"- Atsumu
You 👉🏻👁💧👄💧👁 you do???
Atsumu smiles, "Yeah I really do!"
"I love you too Sumu"- you 🥰
"God get a room!"- Osamu 🤢
Meanwhile Suna is videoing the entire thing 📱 probably tearing up 🥲
Don't worry YN, he will send you a copy later 🥰
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obsidianpen · 2 months
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Me again, I just thought of a scenario, imagine: Harry goes to the B&B, he talks to TR, right, but he's going to have to buy something, it's strange for him to go to a store and leave without buying anything, right? So what if he bought the Slytherin locket?! 👁👄👁
Even better, he buys the locket and presents it to Tom, claiming some excuse like 'for the good chat., or Harry buys it and takes it with him, that would irritate Tom, I know!! lmaoo
oh ok I should go to sleep before I wake everyone up with my hysterical laughter haha
oKAy so what I imagined was really similar!!! But at this point I assumed that Hepzibah already had it, Tom just doesn’t know where it is yet. I feel like it’ll it were at B&B he’d def steal it, or at least would never let it walk out the door with some saucy old witch. So what I imagined happening (omg here I go agaaaaaain) is that Harry - who we’ve now established is dressed nicely with a small fortune, see previous post - waltzes in, and yeah, he has to actually be looking around like he belongs there. Happens to be at the ‘likely cursed jewelry and shit’ section, that’s when riddle manifests like ‘what can I help you find yadda yadda insert much more suave and titillating words here’, Harry sees it’s all jewelry and so he says the first thing he thinks of, that he’s looking for a locket, riddle asks what kind, Harry finds himself semi describing Slytherin ha lockets before he catches himself and is like “er, no, I meant—you know what, nevermind” and riddle is a bit sus, Harry is mediocre at Occlumency so while he’s able to keep his thoughts private he is not able to do so gracefully and so Harry is certain that riddle knows he’s using it very consciously whenever they make eye contact - so, flustered, he tries to act all bored and like this store has nothing he wants and to leave on a high note, BUT THEN riddle, who is clearly very intrigued by this mysterious rich wizard who has yet to give his name and who is obviously looking for Slytherins locket, just like he is - asks very nonchalantly about the scar on his forehead (“…I’m no expert,” Riddle said lowly, those black eyes visibly tracing the jagged lines of his scar, “but it looks to have been caused by something… dark.”)
OH and right before he leaves, Burke is like, “couldn’t help but over hear you, sir, I believe I know the locket you’re describing. Very rare, beautiful piece, you have excellent taste, if my assumption is correct. Rumored to have belonged to Salazar Slytherin himself… sold it a few months ago to a different patron… but do check back with us. Many of our objects have a fascinating way of returning to our shop.”
Riddle: innocent expression, definitely about to look up who that patron was and go get that locket asap, several years before he otherwise would have
Harry, internally: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuujuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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