#like a shitty slow version of Godzilla but bad and with no cool radioactive powers

[gwarden123]

I think what it is is how much the slang is but also how much it’s just a little off of what the modern consensus of Old Western cliched speech would be? Like, it sounds made up. I mean, duh, it is but because of that cultural drift it sounds extra made up and wrong. He sounds like a fake cowboy.

#dracula daily #it's like that Fleischer cartoon of Superman fighting a T-Rex #and it's like oh shit! Superman's fighting a T-Rex! #but then the T-Rex looks like a shitty version of a dragon #like a shitty slow version of Godzilla but bad and with no cool radioactive powers #because it's meant to be a dinosaur and not a cool monster #and it's just #oh...