#like a sit com

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have to be so honest with myself that i cant stop thinking about the duck team polycule

#naddpod #solum bufo #calder kilde #calliope petrichor #ba2umia #ba2mia #duck team #..? ship name.....? #duck team polycule #posts by me dot com #whatever. anyway #um. does anyone know how communitiy theatre works so i can more fully imagine my duck team theatre au #where calliope and sol are two background actors and calder makes the props #and they all sit backstage and hang out and its like cats dont dance except polyamorous. #ummm. anwyay #can someone write this for me i want to make all my guys kiss each other

[stuckinapril]

I’m finally biting the bullet and contacting a therapist today after being ambivalent ab it for so long… this hellsite has its many disadvantages but one thing I can say is it has truly helped me be less scared of pursuing therapy. Silver lining etc etc

#And to be clear I have nothing against therapy. I’ve seen it do wonders for other people #I think the reason it’s a point of defeat (just a little) for me to be like ok. I need a therapist. Is bc I’m admitting to myself that I #need one to begin w. And I get it’s not healthy but I always liked to think I could handle anything by myself #That was even the whole point of this blog. It was supposed to serve as a conduit for these feelings #And I’m not saying I don’t have a support system. I do. I have many wonderful friends #But I struggle to be vulnerable at all tbh and whenever I am I’m guilty ab it bc #I understand so many people have busy lives & I feel like an emotional burden on them by venting #Despite them telling me that it’s totally fine. Obvi a therapist is literally paid to listen so no guilt there #And I think that’s what I need #I’m not like on the brink of a psychotic break or anything but it’s just little things. I think it’d be nice to sit in someone’s office for #One hour a week and just go. That did bother me actually. I am tired actually. I do feel that way actually. #Rather than just burying my feelings w school and a busy schedule #I don’t think therapy will make me any less of a workaholic anytime soon but it’ll at least allow me to slow down one hour a week #And also not bottle shit up so fuckin much #But ya all of this is to say I’m drafting the email to her RIGHT now . #Starting the day off strong by oversharing on tumblr dot com

[curi0uscreature]

* Besides his “seems weird and suspicious but is literally just like that” and “he’s just like me” factor I swear this was also another reason I loved Otto so much. She has the cool grandma swag

#they’d let give you a birthday card and allow you to take the 5 dollars first (positive) #like ‘ah yes my honorary grandson told me about you. you get the funny invention privilege’ #plus the way he calls Raz sonny and kid sometimes and I just AUGHHH /POS #Otto Sasha n Raz. they are another family dynamics that could have so many funny ideas lemme tell you #found family of course but still. they could have the potential of a sit-com #trevor.txt #oatmeal thoughts

[cabensqn]

damn these people are gay

#shitpost #alex cabot #cabenson #olivia benson #svu #law and order svu #cabenson is loml #sitting like a dyke #real #dyke!benson #dyke!alex #cabensqn tries to make gifs dot com #my gif post

[imagine-darksiders]

WHO BROKE MY FENCE!?

YOU!

Bet the goddamn Horsemaster never had to deal with his horses’ shit like this smh

#they’re laughing at me #they all gathered to waTch me fix it #like I’m their shit sit com

[spock-smokes-weed]

Thinking about my AU again cus 🫶

So in the lore, Zoro’s labor is incredibly chaotic from Sanji being out of town and the three remaining straw hats having to act as stand-in birth partners. Well his labor is also very slow going. Like hours pass and he’s not making any progress. So Zoro being Zoro the longer it takes the more his patience is wearing thin, and towards the end he fully doesn’t want anyone but Sanji to see him anymore. He’s in a shit ton of pain, has been for hours, and is ready to rip Luffy’s head off is he keeps trying to cheer him up with Yo-Yo tricks. Zoro doesn’t do vulnerability, so it’s a struggle for him to be in so much pain and not know how to cope with it.

Sanji being the more emotionally intelligent one of the two, decides to ask all of the straw hats to go home for the rest of the night. He’s very grateful for the support they’ve given (he’s super grateful he gets sappy about it) but he can take the rest of it from here and they should go get som sleep. The straw hats are like “yes we agree” but instead of going home they crash in the hospital parking lot in Luffy’s van.

In my mental timeline of the labor, zoro realizes he’s in labor around like 9am-ish. Like he knows something is up when he wakes up. And because he’s incredibly stubborn he doesn’t alert the straw hats until like 12am because he doesn’t want to admit that’s he’s scared, or that he was wrong with insisting that sanji leave on his trip.

They get to the hospital 30 min later. Sanji shows up around 4pm. The straw hats get booted from the room around 10pm, and the baby is finally born at 3 am the next morning.

After some well deserved rest, around 7am Sanji comes running out into the parking lot, yanking open the door of the van yelling “IM A FATHER!!!!” excited and mushy crying ensues.

#one piece #one piece sound au #roronoa zoro #vinsmoke sanji #zosan #the straw hats #a/b/o #omegaverse #mpreg #listen I’m a sucker for labor drama #that’s a weird sentence to say but if you’re a connoisseur of the sit com or soap opera you know what I’m talking about #labor is one of the most vulnerable things a human being can go through and I find that so compelling #and I think about zoro being so angry over how much pain he’s in and sanji being there to be his rock #and trying to help protect his dignity from their friends #cus he’s knows zoro doesn’t want luffy in the others to see him red faced screaming #and knows zoro’s lashing out cus he’s rather die then be seen like this

[yohankang]

also i didn't tell you guys but i was supposed to get a raise this month when i sign a new contract but they already sent it to me and there was no mention of the raise. so i felt horrible and almost cried at work and it took me a few hours but i actually went to talk to them and i will probably get a raise after all

#LIKE WHAT IS THIS WEEK. WHY DO I HAVE TO CONFRONT PEOPLE LIKE THAT AND STAND UP FOR MYSELF!!!! #i was like hey.. you mentioned a raise after the probationary period when i signed the first contract so i'm confused now ?? #and they were like we genuinely don't remember but it's alright we can talk about it and change it so just tell us how much do you want #which. is also shitty bc i know the girl who's been here for 3 months longer got it without asking #and i feel like i'm asking too much when it's not even 10%.... #but hey!!! i did that instead of just sitting there feeling wronged and waiting 2 years for my contract to end #i'm literally so brave but it doesn't even feel good 😭 #as a reward i bought myself train tickets to see my friend next month agjsfjsj and they were really cheap! #and now i'm trying to just. not think about All That. yk #that's why i'm rambling on tumblr dot com ahmsgjsdn #k.txt

[uncanny-tranny]

I watched Lily Simpson's analysis of the trans Two-And-A-Half Men episode, and I'm sorry, but it's hilarious and iconic that Bill's old name was Jill... like it sounds so absurd and completely unrealistic if you're trans, but honestly, that's just a power move 😭

#trans #transgender #lgbt #lgbtq #ftm #nonbinary #ILY BILL TWO-AND-A-HALF MEN <3 #also why does he get to live out my dreams. like. how fucking iconic is it to get with your ex's mother who is completely supportive #i never watch sit-coms but i kind of want to watch that episode like. #obviously it won't be perfect and i found part of the clips lily showed to personally just be painful BUT. #i will give them the 'it was 2004' pass and move on 💀 #i honestly think the cis gaze in the way 'old flame with a new wick' is /mostly/ funny #yeah honestly sit-coms to me have always been like... a 75% chance it's a terrible slog #i aspire to be like bill two-and-a-half men <3 #also i'm kind of obsessed that they did a trans man character. i am kind of starved for trans male rep fr </3 #because so many of them are in movies or shows i'm not into lol </3

[greg-montgomery]

when i start stressing about not posting requests often enough and pushing myself like it’s homework so i can get something out i know it’s time to step back for a bit so i can miss tumblr and make it fun again 👾

#i’m super excited for the rom com requests and i have many ideas for them :((( #but i’m just sitting here like 👩🏼‍💻 #i know me when i’ll start missing tumblr again i’ll have the time of my life writing them 🫶🏻

[snixx]

in a very i hate everyone sort of mood because my college bestie didn't want to room with me for literally no reason and sat with my original college bestie-turned-worstie who started ignoring me out of nowhere instead of me AFTER SAYING SHE'D SIT WITH ME IN CLASS and I'm 99% my other college bestie is mad at me because she's being super distant and I'm sort of just frolicking between every friend group ever fitting in everywhere but also not belonging and not being a part of them WHY DO I PERENNIALLY FEEL LIKE I'M 14 YEARS OLD IN SOCIAL SITUATIONS AND ALSO WHY DOES EVERYONE LOVE IGNORING ME

#ignoring is my hate language. like it's the quickest way to drive me insane #hashtag daddy issues #vagueposting the shit out of tumblr dot com #well it's friday i guess I'm going home today #but man this shit is stressful #why can't i be like rafaela rafaela please teach me your ways #i just wanna sit in my room and read fanfiction all day tbh

[johnslittlespoon]

Also i love ur john is dog coded prompt 😭😭

IT'S MY FAVOURITE THING EVER. i could go on about it for ages, it makes so much sense; i latched onto it from episode one just based on vibes alone and then the howl on the plane wing and the "okay, meatball" really solidified it. he's literally just a dopey impulsive clingy eager to please puppy. i'm a goner.

#and it really really adds to the golden retriever bf x black cat bf thing him and gale have going on #altho i feel like he's more german shepherd coded bc yk #the whole possessive and protective shtick #sometimes i type these things and then sit back and i'm like #damb these r grown ass men and i'm giggling kicking my feet twirling my hair over them on tumblr dot com #and having a great time doing it so! #john egan is dog coded #johnslittlespoon asks #dog coded bucky fic

[lyriumsings]

i can’t enjoy she hulk shitting on redditors and man babies etc bc it all feels so insincere tbh like you admit there’s rampant misogyny and racism but that’s another story and yet made it a point to slim down she hulk, made her hair and face like perfectly coiffed and conventionally pretty in she hulk form, shoved in 50 million cameos bc you knew she couldn’t rate the way you’d want her to without them (imo she still didn’t even with them milking them fuck outta matt’s appearance) and her entire show revolves around “why can’t i find a MAN thaT LOVES MEEEE” yes very empowering very not forced and natural

#like this is easily one of the worst looking disney + marvel shows #and also one of the most badly written #how did we get from wandavision to this #lyriumsings txt #wandavision is proof they can do funny and sit com-y and it still actually be good #this never felt like movie quality the way wandavision and andor do #god even hawkeye might actually be better than that #spoilers #she hulk #and somehow matt is her perfect guy #a guy who’s got a million things going on already in his own canon and like three different love interests already #and lives in Ny #if they sidesaddle electra for this shit im hands down done watching these shows #like if THIS is genuinely supposed to be the New Thing no thanks

[ow-old-men]

Wanna write a fic about OG overwatch being dumb and as young as they were ever allowed to be, going out and for once not worrying. The crisis having just receded and they are safe and reckless enough to just go drink fruity drinks and not care for a second

And I wanna have it be written exclusively through soldiers POV of him waking up and lying very still, trying not to trigger a headache (yet, it can wait till he has to get up and the world will be swimming), looking at Reaper’s back - naked and painted in broad rows of sunshine that kind of makes his eyes narrow and water from the brightness. And he knows they’ve been skirting around this for a while and there’s a lot of his memory that’s spotty. It knots in his stomach and he wants so badly to recall it all, but it all swims in liquor and street-lamp-light; cast so lovely over Gabriel’s face, orange and yellow. He thinks they were holding hands, at least he is not surprised to wake up here

He is almost ready for the fall, for reaching out and touching him and letting it be concrete and real- soft and light and transparent as new sheets. It’s not elegant, but he’s sure he’ll remember, it’ll come back in flashes and then in waves, and if not they can do it all over again. They’ve got time and bodies that slot together effortlessly. They’ve saved the world before they were ever allowed to be young, they’re allowed this embarrassing teenage entrance onto this stage; together

and then Ana sits up at the other side of the bed and immediately starts groaning in hangover agony until she looks over and they share five seconds of the most harrowing eye contact known to man

And then Rein bursts through the door with some horrible raw egg and ginger concoction that ‘cures hungovers, trust me friends’ and explains that yes, well, somebody had to get them home last night, and he hoped they wouldn’t mind the sleeping arrangement - his apartment isn’t that big after all

#overwatch #overwatch 2 #when I write ow fic I want it to be like a really bad sit com episode #it’s what they deserve #soldier 76 #reaper #Ana amari #reinhardt #r76

[freakyjustgotfabulous]

So..Sp*r*t is getting Monster High stuff for adults this year..

I couldn't screenshot the second plan-o-gram image but we are also getting accessories themed after the original ghouls (it looks like they aren't gonna be 1-to-1s of the ghoul's accessories but that's fine! Still cute enough to pair with outfits and the like!)

(Also if I see y'all out here buying up the crossbody bag to try and flip for $60 resale, I can and will make you see the pavement and Jesus in the parking lot. God bless, light and love. 🖤)

#seriously people scalped the coffin bag last year after people posted it on tiktok and i STILL see unsold listings of that bag for $60 #also not to be petty but if you're gonna come in my replies or whatever upset at my outlandish/clearly made to be funny threats to scalpers #please remember that this is tumblr dot com where people say shit like that all the time #then kindly sit n spin #anywho now for actual tags #monster high #frankie stein #draculaura #clawdeen wolf #not tagging s*r*t bc these are leaked #mh frankie #mh clawdeen #mh draculaura #and of course #not dolls/other merch #costumes

[egginfroggin]

So this post got stuck in my head again.

Baby Sabi variant of I Told You So go brrrrrrrrrrr.

Some fluff under the cut -- and Emmet struggling with that thing that every parent of a baby does at some point: comforting the Wailing One.

"You are being verrrry loud."

The infant continued to scream.

Emmet released the largest of sighs and shifted her in his arms, bringing her up a bit higher against his chest. Her round face was puffy and red -- distress incarnate, it seemed.

"Extremely loud," he deadpanned. "Yet I feel like I've heard louder. Still. You are being loud. Why?"

Sabi squirmed, finally lapsing into precious silence to draw breath.

Snuggled down in the nest, Lord Braviary grumbled and peeked his head over the rim of sticks and down.

"Do you want to cuddle with Braviary? Is that it?"

Her lungs had been filled, and she set about emptying them for the umpteenth time.

He couldn't see anything wrong, which was what made this entire situation so... infuriating? Bothersome?

Concerning?

Emmet wondered -- not for the first time -- how, in all the world, he had wound up like this. Lord Braviary had picked him, and that he could understand the Clan abiding with.

But the tiny orphan he was currently holding while the moon crept towards its midnight zenith?

Baffling.

She was distinctly unhappy, clearly indescribably so -- though, if one asked him, he'd say she was doing a fantastic job of describing her misery despite her nonexistent vocabulary -- and apparently hurting, if the desperate edge to her tone did anything.

Well, her tone, and the odd buzz in the back of his head. It was almost like panic, though subtle, and it didn't shut up no matter how much he mentally swatted at it.

He knew that maternal instincts were strange, if logical things, but paternal instincts were an oddity that he'd never heard of -- assuming that that was what this incessant need to comfort was.

"Would a kiss help?" he offered, half sarcastic, and was met with still more dismay and distress.

Sighing again and desperately nearing defeat -- down would hurt to stuff in his ears, but he couldn't calm her down and he needed to sleep -- he leaned down and gently kissed her tiny forehead. It was feverishly hot from her fussing, especially in contrast with the chilly Icelands air.

Yet -- she quieted at that, prying her bright eyes open to peer up at him.

"... What?" He blinked at her, and she blinked at him. "Was. Was that all you wanted?"

Could babies be petty? He didn't know. Human babies were outside his area of expertise -- and he didn't know how he knew that, he just did, don't ask -- and that included their capacity for grudges, pettiness, mischief, and all other manners of intentional tomfoolery.

But, no, she hiccuped, and her tiny hands were wiggling under her blankets -- she looked like a tiny Cascoon that had been kicked in the face.

Another peck on her forehead, and she babbled, sparing his ears the symphony of misery she'd been conducting.

"... Is it your head?" he asked, leaning back to tilt his head at her. He shifted her to one arm, lifting his free hand to tap at her forehead.

She gurgled, squirming like she wanted to lean up against his hand -- he finagled the glove off, exposing his fingers to the cold air, and pressed his hand to her head.

Well.

As excessive as her methods of conveying the agony of a headache may have been, he could sympathize somewhat.

Braviary clucked from his nest, and he lifted a wing as Emmet looked up at him.

Emmet stared at his Noble for a moment, then looked down at where his bedding lay rumpled on the ground. It had most likely gone cold.

He huffed, softly, and plucked up a pillow, keeping a tight hold on Sabi as he bend to pick it up. She giggled at the motion, down-and-up, apparently in much better spirits.

Lord Braviary rumbled deep in his throat as Emmet clambered up into the nest and settled under his wing. The Noble was exceptionally warm, all fluffy and soft, and it was like being smacked in the face with solid Sleep Powder.

"Okay," he said, patting Sabi's head. She blinked her big, green eyes at him slowly, headache forgotten already under the crushing weight of sleepiness. "Back to sleep. For you. And for me."

He cut off with a yawn.

"Sleepytime junction is now boarding...."

Sabi cooed at that, a little, "'eeby," that was almost a word falling from her mouth as she fell asleep.

Emmet followed soon after, and Lord Braviary after him, huddled in the cozy nest.

#submas #subway boss emmet #warden sabi #lord braviary #i told you so au #eggin's writings #they're eepy your honor #anyway yeah. sabi gets headaches and nightmares from her visions #emmet was cold and that felt nice on her poor little aching head #hence why she calmed down #also skin-on-skin contact for babies is like. a calming thing #I know that it's usually talked about in relation to mothers and their babies #but honestly in this case emmet's basically the resident parent now #so sabi is taking what she can get #human contact in general is just. appreciated #anyway have some fluff #very odd for me hm yes nobody got hurt in this how odd #yes I typed this up in like. 20 minutes. and one sitting #on tumblr dot com even #i might post this to ao3 #anyway #here ya go #have a nice day lovely beans :>

[zonecode]

screams in "killing the blue bastard wouldnt even do anything she just wants him dead because it's the only thing that validates her existence"

#(OOC.) ''The kind of tired regular sleep can't fix.'' #(SURGE || GENERAL.) #(DASH COM.) ''What's everybody saying?'' #((he regrettably lives rent free in her head)) #((honestly she's sitting there with omega in the ''i was built to destroy and i literally cannot grasp the concept of peace'' kiddie pool)) #((it's not due to a lack of wanting it; it's literally??? a nebulous concept. it's like trying to comprehend a 4D object)) #((someone please help her))