#like a spider in a web i guess

[eebie]

#i personally feel like it's somewhere in between #like sexuality and gender i think it's where you decide to choose what label your experiences/feelings fall under #it's decided between the two people in the relationship #like intimacy can exist in every kind of relationship and it's upsetting to hear people say it can only happen in romantic ones #if i were in a relationship with someone i trusted Who had an intimate relationship with someone else #if i really trusted that person i'd have no problem with it Unless it very clearly started to affect our relationship #i don't think i'd call myself a very jealous person #maybe a little envious but not jealous lol #i think restricting intimacy to one person isn't very. healthy? i don't know #like there should be other people too. support networks #we're a social animal yknow ? #it can't be possible for one person to fulfill every single need #that's an unhealthy expectation that can put a strain on many relationships i think #there's a reason spider webs are made from joined threads of silk #they don't dangle from a single piece They'd get blown away in the wind #reason why i bring this up now is bc i just discussed this with my parents who hold very traditional views #idk how i ended up being so different from them LMAO #thanks steven universe i guess!!!

[tblsomedoodles]

Question bout the spider Mikey. How would this effect Dr. Delicate Touch?

More glasses. for the spider eyes. lol

but honestly? Dr. Delicate Touch with the ability to stick people places and ultimately make them listen? or just string them up until they behave? op. Faaar too op. And i love it. No one stands a chance against Dr. Delicate Touch armed with webs. no one!

the doctor is IN. you have been warned lol

Thank you! : )

#asks #tmnt #rottmnt #family web au #i had a little too much fun with this doodle #i just was going to draw him with the extra glasses #and then i needed to color it so the glasses shined #and then it was like this #but i don't draw a lot for this au #so this is fine #i just realized i drew his bandanna wrong #i guess spider mikey has an over the head bandanna #so he has room for the extra eyeholes #yeah there we go #that's the excuse i'm using

[switch]

the annoying little flying bugs have been bad this year but also there is currently a large spider on my ceiling and i was debating just killing it even though i don’t like to because a. i’m tired b. i’m obviously not worried about it being venomous but i couldn’t tell if it was a biting species or not because i don’t have my glasses c. i don’t want it sneaking up on me in bed because they have done that before d. it’s in a spot where i can’t easily trap it, and while i was mulling it over i witnessed it catch and eat a gnat that was also flying around up there. this dude can do whatever the fuck they want.

#switch speaks #it did this without a web so i’m assuming it’s a wolf which was my first guess anyway and i don’t worry about those guys biting me #i’ve let spiders live in my room many times in my life but i can’t often tell if they’re effectively killing anything #but i’ve always liked watching them eat since i was a kid

[emile-hides]

I just had an irl Shiny Pokemon encounter??

There’s a whole fest of Barn Orb Weavers living on my porch cause we have bright porch lights that attract a lot of night bugs. There’s like 6 in total, the biggest being as big as both my thumbs together and the smallest being like a grain of sand, and they’re all the same brown with white patterning color like all other Barn Weavers

Except for this guy

Why in the sam hell are you green??

#TW Spider #Spider #Spiders #TW Spiders #Orb Weaver #I guess he might not be an orb weaver but he sure does LOOK like one #He also like JUST showed up tonight it's been the same 6 spiders sense mid July when they usually show up #And they'll be 'round till the end of fall #My fat ass grape spiders I love them #The big guy's missing tonight #Though to be fair my niece did run around with the hose on today and drench the porch #All the webs got water drops on them it's pretty

[mage-ical-character-person]

Bing throws himself into potentially dangerous situations so often. The rest of 341b has to worry about him, right? I know they do, because they do react with some panic or concern when he does these things. But they also just let him wander off on his own in unfamiliar locations so that he can be comically trapped in a chocolate bar. .

I don’t know I’d just like to see a “You’ve got to stop worrying us like that!” Sort of moment, y’know?

#Like in the eyes episode when Bing falls off the robot the others throw themselves after him #He gets eaten by a fish in the rain episode #There’s everything that happens in the chocolate episode #Gets stuck in a spider web in the flowers episode #He touches the sun in the Super Songs ep on outer space #Experiences the most extreme sugar crash known to man in the dessert episode #Like he just… can barely move and then he passes out. From a sugar crash. #I imagine it might be a little bit unnerving for the rest of 341b. Seeing Bing so… still. #Even if he is just sleeping off that sugar crash #Anyway I know 341b cares a lot about Bing but when there are so many opportunities to show it #So many times Bing could’ve gotten seriously hurt #and of course there’s a moment of panic from the others #but after that there’s rarely any further concern expressed #It’s a little weird to me I guess #Maybe I just love hurt/comfort stuff too much #Storybots #storybots bing #*chatter chatter*

[depressed-bug]

Spoilers for both across and into the spiderverse I guess.

I watched across a few weeks ago and I distinctly remember how mile's roommate, Ganke, can be seen playing spiderman ps4 in the background which is a nice detail, especially if you take into account that it was probably made in part as memorial to the og spiderman and that we get to see insomniac spiderman later in the movie whatever

EXCEPT

I rewatched into the spiderverse last night and when they go to Peter A Parker's hideout there are one suit that look suspiciously like the main suit ingame

The Advanced Suit

Which implies that the game happened in universe (atleast somewhat) and the inuniverse Insomniac decided to not only to remake it but to go and reverse the gender of Doc Ock for this game specifically, assuming it is an exact copy of our universes game.

AND THEN there is the fact that they literally just... guessed who the new spiderman is to a God. Damn. T. To the point of his exact spelling of his name, his prestigious school, his dads name, his eventual friends name, etc. Given Across only takes place one singular year after Into, they did not have enough time to not only write, voice, code an entire game and , they just guessed EVERYTHING about Peter and then made him a brunette.

#spiderman #across the spiderverse #into the spider verse #it may of been an oversight #but i dont care its hilarious to think about #Insomniac really is either the luckiest company alive #or just a bunch of oracles #I now have a new headcannon that a higher up like ordered some henchmen to be beat up by spiderman #and before peter leaves the higher up quickly runs up to him #recording the conversation #and just asks “Can you greenlight this game about you and the city going into downfall?” #peter flustered as hell just says an unsure “umm sure i-i guess” #then webs off into the sunset

[sunshineram]

yknow what, im sleepy and in the mood to dump my thoughts onto whatever poor souls decided to follow me [HUGE FUCKING DIABLO 4 SPOILERS UNDER CUT.] (also this will make absolutely zero sense if you havent played the game, sorry, continue at your own risk? also sorry for getting attached to a blizzard game 😔)

OKAY SO, in diablo 4s story, donan(character im very attached to) dies right? walts up to a pillar in hell and it fucking rips a hole in his stomach, yeah? okay but what if that didnt happen though :) IN MY BRAIN VERSION OF THE STORY, EITHER: the guy never approaches the hell pillars(that are a bunch of people. why the everloving fuck would you approach these things in the first place. my guy. my dude. you are in hell my friend, approach nothing.) in the first place! so no stomach hole for you my friend ! literally the only reason he needed to do that was to make it to where you imprison mephisto in the soulstone instead of lillith. thats literally it. JUST TALK YOU GUYS. GO "HEY YKNOW LILLITH IS A WEAK LITTLE BITCH I THINK I COULD KICK HER SHINS IN EASILY" AND THEN GO DO IT.

ORR: it doesnt kill him. lorath takes him out of hell and to a medic! tadaa story intact, everything goes on as it does! except of course when you get out of lilliths wild mind palace(tm) lorath and donan are gone(because yknow. medic? needing to live?? not leaving the poor man to bleed out while you spend god knows in spooky eyeball dimension???) and neyrelle(TOTALLY DIDNT FORGET HER NAME) is still freaking out cause well one of her friends got attacked?? hello???? and everything goes as the game does :) maybe add a little spice and have fuck what was her nPRAVA attack the manor or something yada yada blasphemy of the heighest whatever noone likes her

#sorry i am very tired and have a tummyache #how do i make this more fun #imagine ive kidnapped you and im gesturing wildly at a whiteboard while youre tied to a chair or something #also character reveal 👍 im unwell about this man #diablo 4 spoilers #i guess #not . adding this into the diablo 4 tag #or should i for people that have it blocked #diablo 4 #there :) #WHO KNOWS MAYBE ILL FIND OTHER PEOPLE ATTACHED TO THIS CHARACTER #HINT HINT IF YOU DO AND YOU SEE THIS HI #WAVING AT YOU WILDLY #YOURE UNSURE IF IM WAVING OR FLAILING WILDLY LIKE I GOT CAUGHT IN A SPIDER WEB

[cigarettesbeforeandduringsex]

This may exist already in one of the many Spiderman comics, but I love the idea of J. Johan Jameson being Spiderman. Peter Parker still exists in this universe, but he’s just one of the reporters at the Daily Bugle.

#[insert Obi Wan Kenobi quote here] #the idea of someone becoming Spiderman later in life is something that would be interesting to see #yes I did just watch Across the Spiderverse how did you guess? #spider man #j jonah jameson #he’s like ‘Parker get me pictures of Spiderman’ and then he suits up and web-swings around near Peter’s apartment so he can get the pictures

[marklikely]

new york city is really such a great place to get bitten by a radioactive spider

#all those buildings to shoot webs and swing between. or climb. #imagine if you got spider powers in like . the middle of nowhere Ohio. you couldn't even do anything cool with them smh #avpost #i guess this is why there's like 80 different superheros all running in different areas of nyc and not like. #probably no superheroes in toledo. #sorry raimi trilogy on tv. as usual. and yet i will still watch part of it like i always do.

[returntotheground]

i am fucking over this week what a shitshow

#every annoying thing that could have gone wrong has and i am DONE #prof literally did not cancel class until the last second so i wasted 2 hours driving to and from campus for no reason #god forbid you respect students time like. it's a grad class and y'all don't offer grad housing. CLEARLY WE HAVE TO COMMUTE #THAT MEANS WE NEED ADVANCE NOTICE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD #fucking pissed to all hell and also like the thinnest spider web strand away from bursting into tears #and my head hurts again. bc i am not allowed to go too long without pain i guess. fuck this #personal shit

[milimeters-morales]

I have Miles’s autism affect him in so many ways- a big part is how he sometimes feels like hes losing or has already lost the real him, because he thinks that he was copying other people to fit in ever since he first started going to school and never developed his own personality (even though this is not true). This snowballs eventually, because of the Spider-Man stuff and all the lying that comes with it + the difficulty separating the hero from the person, until he has an identity crisis at like. 17.

#and i mean my itsv au specifically but i guess this can apply to another miles? idk though lol #miles morales #spiderman #spider man #like i can’t really explain it bc it’s all connected #LIKE A WEB. and he’s in the center oh my god. IT ALL GOES BACK TO THE DAMN SPIDER METAPHORS #miles morales accent damn it’s hard having a midlife crisis when you haven’t even reached a quarter of your life yet #m&m posts

[mood2you]

Gwen Stacy : Helicopters are like spinning drum sticks and the sticks hit the drum but never go through it! So I have to make the museum into a drum!

Miguel O'Hara : Spider make web

#spiderverse #I guess because they only use their webs for jumping but like. spider do make web that's like the best known spider fact

[orcelito]

No one likes my posable black spider that I have hanging off the rungs under my bed :(

I named her Periwinkle <3

#speculation nation #spiders/ #bc it was the first word that popped into my head when i looked at her & thought 'hm i should name you' #literally no motivation for it outside of that #BUT i do own a large stuffed sheep that i got in 2017 that i named Oleander. small theme of poisonous flowers i guess #periwinkle isnt the only spider themed item i have. i also have a spider stuffed animal #i named her Acantha after the name of the spider familiar i had while playing conjuration wizard Nico #i also have a spider brooch that is an accessory to my Welcome To My Web placard. no name. i just think it's cool. #i also got a handful of small black decoration spiders with Periwinkle. that r in a bag somewhere i think. idk. #theyre not cool and big and posable like her so theyre not as important in my mind. i'll put them somewhere someday. #i showed oat milk girl the pic of periwinkle (not this one. this one is new) & she was like Wow thats kinda scary but good for u #yes im scared of actual spiders but i think fake spiders r Amazing #i also think real spiders are amazing. but only if they cannot reach me #viewing a tarantula behind glass is like. perfect experience. #ngl id love to own one someday maybe. if i didnt have to handle it. which probably. would have to happen Someday #me looking at spiders like I Love You but i cannot handle u being around me. im sorry </3 #solution is spider things. iconography. i go crazy for it. #i didnt used to be like this. but then Acantha (the dnd familiar) changed me. #researched spiders and made this emotional support spider to help nico deal with his ptsd #and suddenly a switch was flipped in my head. i love spiders now. #they still freak me out but i love them sooo much. and i love Periwinkle too

[abysswizardstimstuff]

UNREASONABLE? This Stimblogger Is Mildly Annoyed That Someone’s Stimboard For A Spider With A Web Used Gifs Of Tarantulas Even Though Tarantulas Don’t Use Their Silk Like That

#bugs #spiders #is. is it really not common knowledge that tarantulas don't use webs #did the person making the stimboard not KNOW? #did nobody in the reblogs KNOW? #has living with a biologist skewed my perception of general knowledge #quite possibly. #BUT STILL #the tarantulas were the ONLY spider gifs in the board #there were some web gifs as well #and the centre image has a spider with a web #that looked. I might add. absolutely NOTHING LIKE THE TARANTULAS #I can't be too mad because I guess maybe they didn't look into it #or didn't remember #I can't assume it was intentional #because why would anyone do that on purpose #but still. anti-stim.

[seveneyesoup]

the spider. btw. my cool bug

[ID: a wolf spider (rabidosa rabida), on a bare, pale arm. the spider is about an inch and a half, and is a very fetching brown with tan stripes. in the background stands a person in red shirt and blue jeans. end ID]

#i know spiders aren’t bugs but. for the purposes of being Cool Bug they are #anyway wolf spiders are usually very timid but she was not #i’m guessing the spider is female bc female bugs and spiders and things are usually bigger than the males #and this is a decent sized spider #crawled all over me and wasn’t afraid of my hands when i moved them to keep her from crawling in my sleeves or something #bc. well spiders like dark places #normally i’d post pictures like these to instagram but i don’t have one anymore #so #note that rabidosa rabida is only one kind of wolf spider #there’s plenty of kinds #and usually they’re a lot more shy than this #they’re visual hunters; and not ambush hunters! which is why she’s got those big eyes where they are #and they don’t spin webs to hunt but do leave a little tracking thread; i guess in case they fall or something? she was leaving them all #over my hands and arms #anyway that concludes Spider Facts for the day #<3

[radio-charlie]

If another person asks for that spider web trigger i swear to god

#it’s the one where the asmr streamer puts some netting on the cam #to make u feel like ur trapped in a spider web #then they slowly pull it off while making mouth sounds #it’s alright i guess. kinda miss princessaishahs stream coz she didn’t talk much