#like bro please

[dappersautismcreature]

please dont call the geese bolas 2 ToT tubbo was soulfire its soulfire 2 if ANYTHING

#like bro please #thats lowkey disrespectful to blue #tubbo would NOT wanna be bolas 2 #thats coach #qpurgatory 2

[lunarw0rks]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8MFJ3rv/

this is soap. he comes up the most impossible, mind boggling ‘what would YOU do’ scenarios ever. like sir, you are NOT john quinones.

imagine trying out this new restaurant that opened up in the area, you’re with the boys and laswell. gaz says something about the food tasting really good and here comes soapy oapy with his batshit crazy fortune cookie of the day—‘right, but what if the chefs actually spat in our food before giving it to the sever?’

soap is the kid that spent the entire period wondering who would die if the ceiling fan fell (same)

and now. you're friends and coworkers with him. so by rights, you're forced to endure his silly scenarios that keep you up at night when you think about them later-

"yeah but what if a grizzly bear came in, love? don't look at me like that! do ye think i wouldn't let you hide behind me??"

but you're in the UK, so why the fuck was he thinking of grizzlies?? don't waste your time trying to figure him out... it's pointless.

#LIKE BRO PLEASE #FOR THE LOVE OF HOLY FUCK #soap mactavish headcanons #soap mactavish #soap mactavish x reader #john soap mactavish #soap mw2 #soap call of duty #task force 141 #mw2 #call of duty #mw2 fanfic #task force 141 x reader #tf 141 x reader

[briliantlymad]

Blocking people who write reader insert fics from my dash is like picking out nuts from my brownie. I'm sure other people like em but bless I do not want to see reader insert fics ever in my life ever.

#tumblr #tags #like bro please

[goofily-moved]

patricks the kinda guy to get stabbed and be like "wow you really took a STAB at it"

#HE IS SO UNSERIOUS #ASKJDAKLSD #hes always making PUNS #like bro please #the family hates him i just know it #ooc. #isms: patrick sinclair. #stabbing tw #ask to tag

[alexcaninnit]

the indescribable pain when you start to info dump to a person close to you and they’re just like “okay, i don’t care.”

#or the “who? asked.” #like bro please #are you just that bad at reading me like i’m hopping up and down happy stimming like a child on christmas and #you have the audacity #the nerve #fucking hell i hate my family sometimes. #vent #infodumping #hyperfixation #autism #neurodivergent #kinda ableism? i guess? #family #this fucking bullshit. #man i just wanna talk about rottmnt Donnie #rottmnt donnie

[bottlecapsandotherthings]

So...

I got an email from student loans today.

I cannot describe to you the amount of panic I felt when I looked at the title of the email and thought it said "student loss".

Like. I thought someone at college had fucking died.

#like bro please #do not scare me like that ever again #lmao #you made me feel things...

[slasherzslvt]

HEALPPP 😭😭😭

YALL Y DID I FIND OUT U CAN SEE PPLS CHATS WITH THE BOTS BRO

LIKE BRO YALL I DONT NEED ONE ELSE SEE THE DEGENERATE STUFF THAT I TALK ABOUT

#janitor ai #i am afraid #shaking in my boots #like bro please #ai #screaming crying throwing up #new fear unlocked

[soundsofastar]

why is it literally fukcing impossible to find a sane looking bed that isn't ugly as shit in the year 2023

#like. seriously what the hell. #and if they do look good theyre designer and cost an abysmal amount #like bro please #sounds of a jesse

[goldfyshie927]

Me, every morning since my TLT exchange fic was posted: I hope I get a comment and/or kudos from my giftee 🥹

Me, checking my email to find that has not happened: ☹️

#like it’s been a week #they commented on the treat someone gave them #they’ve commented on other gifts they’ve received from people since then. #not even a kudos #I’m never doing a gift exchange again #this is bullshit #I worked so fucking hard #I even made a playlist #I’m sorry but this fucking sucks #personal post #I thought maybe they haven’t read it yet #and maybe the haven’t #but I looked through their other gifts that they’ve received #and they’ve commented on them even up to yesterday #and my gift has been up for almost a week #like bro please #it’s a single chapter fic #at the very least leave me a kudos

[turbulentornado]

man why tumblr live ban me for wearing shorts while cleaning 😭 why are yall sexualizing me like that

#like bro PLEASE #its so sensitive like damn #im tryna clean the toilet bruh lmfaoo

[iloveyoumorethansoup]

Loving my depressive state and all but I would really love to get out of bed and enjoy my hobbies again. 67 days left of this and I’ll be back to normal

#apparently younger me was not exaggerating when she said living with my parents is exhausting #i got 67 days until I move back to college #they cannot pass fast enough #i was super excited to play vr today since I’ve got the day off and then as soon as my mother walked in the door I just like. #lost my will to exist. I’ve been laying in bed ever since #like bro please #ugh and I knew that would happen too. like please please I need to live alone again #i don’t mind living with my dad but like oh man my mother. we may have only exchanged a few friendly sentences today but like #that is irrelevant. what’s the one post about mothers and irradiating the vibe ? yeah whatever that was it’s right #at least I have a job so I go out to there. but unfortunately I gotta go thru her bc I need her car #i just wanna feel ok again!!! i never laid in bed in college I miss college #college will also bring me croix hair which is pretty epic #but like literally like please oh my god get me out of here #i just wanna get out of bed but I do not have the energy when people r home. no wonder she thinks I don’t do anything #soup talks

[inkskinned]

fucking hate it when the stuff everybody says "actually works" does actually work.

hate exercising and realizing i've let go of a lot of anxiety and anger because i've overturned my fight-or-flight response.

hate eating right and eating enough and eating 3 times a day and realizing i'm less anxious and i have more energy

hate journaling in my stupid notebook with my stupid bic ballpoint and realizing that i've actually started healing about something once i'm able to externalize it

hate forgiving myself hate complimenting myself more often hate treating myself with kindness hate taking a gratitude inventory hate having patience hate talking to myself gently

hate turning my little face up to the sun and taking deep breaths and looking at nature and grounding myself and realizing that i feel less burdened and more hopeful, more actually-here, that i am able to see the good sides of myself more clearly, that i am able to see not only how far i have to grow - but also how much growth i have already done & how much of my life i truly fill with light and laughter and love

horrible horrible horrible. hate it but i'm gonna do it tho

[strawhbrrries]

todays work complaint is!!!!!!! inspectors claiming special pricing and then providing the pictures needed to actually let me price it correctly!!!!

#maddie complains >:( #like bro PLEASE #you cant claim multiple structures and them only show one???? #LIKE PLEASE!!!

[kentocidal]

my manager wants me to go for a management position in a couple years. babe…

#like BRO PLEASE #woodrow.txt

[ashburntcat]

Trying to play Splatoon to get some conch shells before the Splatfest like

Communication Error!

Communication Error!

For The Love Of God Fucking Work!

Oh My Fuckin God!

Literal Last Minute Communication Error!

Another Literal Last Minute Communication Error!

Someone End This Hell!

Nintendo You Are A Massive Company Why Are Your Servers Dogshit!

Communication Error!

Also all your weapon freshness has gone down because of our shit servers and you've burned through experience boosting effects because we keep disconnecting you!

#pointless posting #idk where I'm going with this #like bro please #i just wanna get some conch shells to use in the machine bc brain go brrrrrrr

[civetcider]

making new OCs to cope with how bad i wanna be fishing right now (she/her for both)

#butch oc #butch4butch #anthro #safe fur work #furryart #civetworks #i dont have names for them yet #but im thinking ill just name them classic dude bro names or something like that #im so bad at making comics please be no typos ill die if there are #i had to not only do more then one background but also draw a car my hand will never recover #oakley and traver