#like fml

[psychedelic-ink]

Y’all remember that hot supervisor I was talking about? Well…. Did some stalking found his insta (which is not private) and…he’s posting Andrew Tate reels

I want to throw myself out the fucking window

#sil talks.🎤 #like fml #I CANT BELIEVE IT #first irl guy I have a kinda crush on in years #and hes one of those alpha male weirdos #like why is he so nice in person WHY #I’m shook to my core #whyyyyyy

[djeterg19]

I was already all in after the Shen Wei taking care of an injured Zhao Yulan and this car scene happened?!?!?!? Like when Shen Wei SCOOTED closer?!??? And our Zhao Yulan's head back on his shoulder? This is the good shit.

#the guardian #weilan #like fml

[touchlikethesun]

seeing dean’s speech to mary in 12x22 in webweavings about mothers and daughters like. yeah. “i need you to see me.” robert berens how did you do it. how did you understand.

#dean #mary winchester #dean and mary #spn #like fml #ik i say this about a lot of scenes but i think that might be the best scene in the whole goddamn show

[thisperfectmonsoon]

flights have been booked. this trip back home is gonna suck.

#my dad is home on hospice care #this will most likely be the last time I can see him #next time I fly east will be for his funeral #I feel like I’m cracking apart but I feel so empty at the same time #like I’m cracking but nothing is spilling out #bc I have nothing left to give #I’m flying out on my birthday on top of it #like fml #personal #daddy issues™️

[calico-kiwi]

it kills me that i’m not allowed to have rice right now like that’s just so sad. what am i supposed to do, eat my sinigang without rice? stupid wisdom teeth surgery >:|

#kiwi shares their thoughts #ITS JUST NOT TYE SAME #CANT HAVE THE CHICKEN OR ANY OF THE VEGGIES EITHER #LIKE FML #IM SO HUNGRY AND MY SUSTENANCE OPTIONS (that i feel comfortable with) ARE JUST SO FUCKING BORING #IM GONNA CRY #I MISS FOOD #I MISS IT SO MUCH #HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SURVIVE WITHOUT MY SNACKS #i can actually see myself losing muscle mass #which is not good because i’m already not the meatiest of persons #like it’s not fun over here but i’m a scaredy cat #which means i probably won’t be comfortable eating normal food for like another week #i’m so sad

[bi-writes]

work laid people off today and the vibes are not it so probably won't write tonight 🥲

#i wanted to write today #and then i heard the news #i barely was motivated to work #thinking about if my resume was updated and if i should be looking #like fml #i hate corporate america #dont give a shit about people #sigh

[mrstsung]

Ngl

Fujin kinda cute.

Fuuuuuuuuuu-

Why does this always happen to me?!

Kollecting mk husbands like shang tsung collects souls like pokémon cards or sum shit.

Gdi why you so pretty?!

#mortal kombat #new f/o acquired? #fujin #like i originally thought he'd just be platonic but nope people be convincing me more n more he's a good hubby material #like fml #self shipping #self ship #admin is just done #im tsundere dont mind me

[subparticlesupercollider]

i wish my fucking webcomic was already written by someone else so i could just make fanart of it instead of having to like… write it

#and i have to think of what to draw from it #like fml #cro talks

[allysketches]

this drawing started off as tv crowley and aziraphale dressed like their book cover counterparts, but then I got carried away and it turned out... not being exactly that anymore 🤷🏻‍♀️

so... late 80s/early 90s au? (aka. literally the book lol)

#good omens #good omens fanart #aziracrow #aziraphale #crowley #anthony j crowley #crowley x aziraphale #ineffable husbands #neil gaiman #I wasn't even planning on posting this one #I just started drawing it randomly with no plan bc I wanted a new wallpaper for my phone lol #but I liked how it turned out #so here it is ✨ #crowley looks like james bond meets mafia boss #and the idea of aziraphale dressed like a proper university professor in all but the sneakers is pretty funny to me #bc that's exactly how I dress irl 😶 #also tumblr's image compression absolutely crushed the quality fml

[excali8ur]

When you meet your past lives but they're all ignoring you and freaking out over this one guy?

I've seen a few versions of this floating around with the different Leos and I wanted to have a go at doing one for Mikey. They're all collectively realising what a bus sized bullet they dodged by not ending up as messed up as Ronin

#art #artists on tumblr #Just realised the fucking nightmare I'm about to have tagging all these guys. Fml #tmnt #The Last Ronin #TMNT Mutant Mayhem #rottmnt #tmnt 2012 #mikey #MM Mikey #Ronin Mikey #rottmnt mikey #2012 mikey #tmnt idw #idw mikey #tmnt crossover #I'm not tagging the others I don't wanna clutter up any more tags than I already have #I like to imagine Ronin is just telling MM Mike the most horrific shit and everyone else looks round like What The Fuck #Also if you're wondering where Bayverse Mikey is: I didn't include him because I hate him so goddamn much ^^ #He's in interdimensional turtle jail for 6 million years #the last ronin spoilers #I GUESS LMAO

[pinketine]

I think I’m just in a constant state of craving picanha

#finally having some again (with feijão preto) and oooh my god #I was robbed when we didn’t go to that churrascaria #in Portugal #like fml #505 radio

[backroadboy]

shapeshifter dean's me? I know I'm a freak. And sooner or later, everybody's gonna leave me. you left. hell, I did everything dad asked me to, and he ditched me, too. no explanation, nothin’, just poof. left me with your sorry ass. in 1x06 did irreparable damage to me

#like fml #spn really said let dean encounter enemies who'll read him like crazy right from the start #txt. #sbsd

[susnbd]

second day of going to bed really late again… this is what i get for having a social life while having 5am shifts..

#text post #like fml

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😔

#I don’t think I have anything on this blog #but I feel so bad for not being able to donate to a friends cash app bc the only thing I have is Venmo #like fml #11/17/22

[bbyboybucket]

I’m too pissed off to sleep 😐

#bc how bitches gonna do me dirty like that when I’ve never done shit wrong #and if y’all have such a huge problem with me then why’d you ask me to move in with you???? like why not save us all the trouble #and life just sucks in general #bc I have shitty two faced ‘friends’ #an over drawn bank account bc my parents owe me over $500 #and a fucking tumor somewhere in my body that could be cancerous and is making me feel sick more and more often #and the only way for me not to be fucking debilitated is to drink fuck tons of caffeine and take a bunch of pain meds #and even after doing that I have to take like two naps a day bc I get so tired and dizzy and weak #like fml #not even mentioning my shitty grades bc I have terrible academic burnout and I hate all my classes

[nerdpoe]

guys i'm sorry i've been struck with a crack prompt idea and i have to write it you don't udnerSTADN

Danny accidentally bumps into Pandora's box.

He immediately closes it! It was closed immediately! Super quick! NBD!!!

Except one plague hopped out in that half second it was open.

Danny doesn't even realize he caught it until he pops back to the Mortal realm and goes into his human form.

He passes the mirror in the lab and....those are cat ears. That's a cat tail.

His hands shake.

Maybe it's just him. Maybe he can plead being a meta.

He takes out his phone and checks the news.

In the two hours he's been gone, roughly half the population of humans on the planet are now cursed with cat ears and cat tails.

Justice League is looking into a way to reverse the curse.

Danny looks at the mirror and goes ghost.

Completely human.

Goes human.

Cat ears and cat tail.

Meanwhile, in another state, Jason barricades himself in his apartment.

None of them can ever find out. None of them can ever find out. NONE OF THEM CAN EVER FIN-

Jason thinks he's the only bat who woke up with cat ears and a cat tail.

#neko au #blame ffxiv for this okay #fml #dcxdp #dpxdc #dp x dc #dc x dp #story prompt #phanfic #jason in the middle of freaking out #cass just APPEARS like she do and touches the tail #jason's scream is high enough that cass's ears ring #gonna give damian a treat and say he gets it too #u know he'd be absolutely OBSESSED with using the cat ears and tail to communicate with Alfred the Cat better #kid over here just casually trying to learn animal language