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orbitluke · 4 years
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there’s something about the camera angles and transitions in the early episodes of criminal minds that genuinely makes me laugh
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ooops-i-arted · 3 years
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I'm dead mando episode killed me (would love to hear your thoughts on it from my grave)
I am dead with you IT WAS SO GOOD AND I ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT.  My sister and I were literally bouncing on the couch and screaming at the tv.
Okay this is what I have wanted THE ENTIRE TIME.  Din & Baby bonding time, plot stuff is centered around Din & the baby, cameos are super cool but don’t overwhelm Din being the main character, preestablished characters unique to the show being used.  This.  Not Filoni making Yet Another Version Of His TCW Stuff.
The opening scene of Din and Baby was PRECIOUS.  They’re both clearly so reluctant to do this but Din has Promised and more importantly, he wants to do what’s best for his kid even if it means separating from him.  Prioritizing someone else’s needs over your wants is true love HE’S SUCH A GOOD DAD
Din being such a fucking dumbass in this episode damn.  Din ilu but where is your jetpack???  Why did you try to get through the Force barrier the exact same way THREE TIMES when you knew it wouldn’t work and after it had knocked you unconscious???
Protective Din fuck yeah
I’m actually thrilled with the kidnapping because it’s RAMPAGE TIME YAY
WHEN SLAVE I APPEARED MY SISTER AND I WERE SCREAMING
Cuz you know who it is and there was The Suspense!!! over whether they were working for Gideon or would they truly ally with Din
HOLY SHIT BOBA FETT BOBA FETT BOBA FETTTTTTTTTT
Although I was also laughing bc I’m pretty sure this is the first time we’ve ever seen him actually be a badass onscreen instead of just standing around looking cool
Yes I know he did more in Legends/EU content and probably in the 3D TCW but I’d never been interested in either of those or him as a character before, but okay NOW I see why people are into him
("Boba Fett?  Boba Fett?  WHERE” is still my favorite Boba moment tho, and a top favorite Han moment)
“I’m just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe” AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
NO ONE EVER WANTS TO ACKNOWLEDGE AOTC EXCEPT TO MAKE SAND JOKES BUT FINALLY, FINALLY AOTC IS BACK AND AS A PERSON WHO UNAPOLOGETICALLY LOVES AOTC I AM SO HAPPY
Also Jango has always been my favorite Fett so I was LIVING for him being acknowledged and especially by Boba
Fucking howling at Din apparently feeling he is the only person in the entire galaxy who can decide Who Gets Beskar
Like the SHEER GALL from a meta perspective of looking at Boba Fett, the Orignial Mandalorian of all of Star Wars, and saying “Yeah I’m not sure if you should have that armor”
Like Din will happily be chill with anyone he meets who doesn’t immediately kill him but if you have Mandalorian armor you need to bring out your receipts immediately lmao
This is what I wanted with other Mandalorian characters coming in though.  Contrasting and comparing others’ Mandalorian cultures/sects/whatever with his and Din having to reexamine his own beliefs with it.  With Bo-Katan we got like two lines about it but here it’s A Thing that’s discussed, plus some Boba background, and Din comes to face his own biases and ultimately decide that yes, Boba should get the armor even if he doesn’t follow the Creed the same way Din does.  Plus the contrast between Din and Boba’s Mandalorian Experiences but also the uniting thread of Mandalorians Really Love Dads.
Anyway the Fetts are Real Mandalorians again as far as I’m concerned.  I have spoken.
Fennec Shand!!  I couldn’t believe they WASTED Mulan herself in The Gunslinger and this made me so happy!!  She’s such a badass and an excellent side character and I loved seeing her again, and it’s really cool that she and Boba teamed up?  That’s a backstory I wouldn’t mind seeing in a tie-in comic or novel or something.
As a SWTOR fan I loved seeing Tython brought to life.  Since SWTOR was 3000 years ago it makes sense there’s little left, but the stone thing was cool.  I wonder what the runes mean?  Although my sister and I were laughing over how much Tython apparently looks like California.
I know I already said it but Din getting yeeted and trying to get through the barrier three times was great
Also why tf aren’t you shouting “Grogu!” instead of just “kid” after we know Grogu likes hearing his name???
WHEN THE BABY WAS KIDNAPPED I TOTALLY DIED THE CONCEPT ART EVEN HAS HIM CRYING OH MY GOD
We all know Din was crying under his helmet for at least 50% of this episode
Gideon is SUCH a good slimy villain, so creepy and chilling (and he got STYLE), I absolutely loved his villain monologue even if it’s delivered to.....a baby.  Even if we’re getting some hints that Grogu is possibly more developed than previously indicated by his behavior, Gideon’s still delivering his Evil Speech to a toddler which is amazing
YO WOW WE NEED TO TONE DOWN THE DARK SIDE TENDENCIES THERE GROGU
Like usually he just has A Big Moment but this time he just goes buck wild with those poor troopers.  Plus we’re so used to seeing him little and innocent and cute so it was very jarring (in the best way)
Despite the seriousness of the situation I fucking lost it at the Baby Handcuffs.  Like who had to order those?  Which poor peon was ordered by Gideon CRAFT ME BABY HANDCUFFS?  Were they custom made?  They’re so tiny!!  Baby commits Baby Crimes and goes to Baby Jail
THEY SHOT THE BABY.  I DON’T CARE IF IT WAS A STUN BLAST THEY SHOT HIM
Mayfeld?????  Why?????  I really hope Din takes Cara along too.  I’m loving this Avengers Assemble thing again, although I definitely want Greef and Cara along as opposed to any of the other Guest Stars we met this season
(Frog Lady can come though, she’s cool)
Maybe Cara’s New Republic ties will help?  Not quite sure how but that’s a cool thread they could use.  Again since she’s a big secondary character on the show, and unique to the Mandalorian, she’s one I’d love to see more development with as well - what made her decide to rejoin the New Republic?  Will this cause conflict between her and Din in the future?  etc.
Like this is what I’ve been craving, it was so suspenseful and good, I cannot WAIT for what’s next!!!
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twilightofthe · 3 years
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Chapter Eleven liveblog of The Mandalorian Season 2!  Let’s go!!!
Yeet water episode
Ok random planet, I’m assuming this is planet whatsit where Din’s supposed to be Space Ubering Frog Lady and her (remaining lol) eggs to
Oh yeah shit Shelob really busted up the Razor Crest last time
Awww everyone sleeby and lol Mama’s keepin’ a good watch over her eggs this time
OH MY GOD YODITO I WOULD DIE FOR YOU
“Dank Ferrik” as a swear word again, huh, I’ll note that
Surprise surprise once again they gotta crash land because this is Star Wars and ships never work right
Lol this Mon Calamari dude is just like “......well then”
Bro ur gonna break those eggs
WHY ISN’T THE BABY BUCKLED INTO HIS SEAT EXCUSE ME
Pffffff another happy landing
AHAHA I’M THE MON CALAMARI
Ohoooo, The Heiress, eh?
Din Frog Lady is NOT gonna give you those five stars on Yelp for this ride
ALSKDJFLKSDK WE CAN’T GET THROUGH ONE EP WITHOUT SOMEONE REMINDING HIS SHIP IS A PIECE OF SHIT 90′S HONDA CIVIC
Awwwww yay Frog Lady’s found her husband!!!!
I’m gonna cry why the hell are they so cute
Also my hat goes off to the effects/costuming department those costumes are amazing
DIN YOU MUST FEED YOUR CHILD MORE REGULARLY
Oh I guess Frog Man is gonna give Din the Yelp review instead xD
Damn so he actually does know where some other Mandos are
Ah and there’s Whatsherface the other pro fighter turned actress on this show, why the fuck can’t I remember her name
Oop Din saw her
I always forget what the squid faced aliens are 
“My friend” BRO THAT’S YOUR SON
Aw yay goop for the babby!!!!
I’m guessing Calamari’s contact is gonna be Fighter Lady lol
OH NO BABY’S SOUP IS TRYNA EAT HIM
BAHAHAHA AND DIN GIVES EXACTLY ZERO FUCKS
Hmm yeah so I recognize Squid Face’s voice
I think this is the first big boat on water scene we’ve actually had in Star Wars, the brief bit in TROS excluded
Ohhhhh they’re called Quarren
Aw Quarren’s tryna be friendly to Yodito (or he could actually be sketchy let’s be cautious)
BITCH ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS HE JUST FED THE BABY TO A FUCKING SEA MONSTER
AND NOW THEY’RE AFTER DIN BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING ARMOR JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
WHERE IS THE BABY I DO NOT SEE THE BABY Y’ALL WHERE IS MY FUCKING SON I DO NOT SEE THE BABY
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIT
HOLY SHIT NO WAY
NO WAY
SHIT
THAT’S BO KATAN
FUCKING BO KATAN
THAT’S HER
OH MY GOD
OKAY CHILL CHILL CHILL CHILL
NEVERMIND AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
OK BUT THAT HAS TO BE HER THAT’S HER ARMOR AND VOICE????????
THAT IS TEN THOUSAND PERCENT HER MASK
AND WHO ARE HER FRIENDS
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
YES Y’ALL GET THE FUCKING BABY BACK
DIN’S VOICE IS CRACKING POOR PAPA I LOVE HIM SO MUCH 
“BROTHER” OK BO WHAT THE FUCK YOU HAVE EXPLAINING TO DO
Y’ALL I’M STILL REALLY FUCKING EXCITED SHE WAS LIKE THE ONE RETURNING CHARACTER I ACTUALLY WANTED
OK HOW IS MY SON HOW IS MY SON MY POOR BABY
OH MY GOD HE’S OKAY
THANK GOD 
THANK GOD
Bo how the fuck have you not aged
Oh whooooops yep I forgot Din’s an Orthodox Mando
“Child of the Watch” ohhhh????
RELGIOUS ZEALOTS OHHHH??????
I just fucking realized they STILL fucking gave Bo her boob armor I hate this with the passion of a thousand suns HELLO WHY?
Aaaaand Din doesn’t wanna listen ok
Oh boy this guy’s gonna be trouble
Oh no there’s a lot of them
THAT IS HIS SON Y’ALL SERIOUSLY
Ohhhh so we’re finally taking credit for when someone’s death is our fault, are we now Bo? (:
Gah sorry Katee but your wig ain’t that good
HOW DID THE OLD REBELLION FAIL
BITCH HOW DID YOU LOSE THE DARKSABER
“A new Mand’alor on the throne” uh sorry but I hope you don’t mean you Bo cuz uhhhhh
WAIT A FUCKING SECOND HOW DID DIN KNOW THE JEDI’S NAME I’M--???
OHHHHH “WHAT DO YOU KNOW OF THE JEDI?”
Lol so are we gonna get an Obi Wan explanation, an Ahsoka explanation, an Ezra explanation, or is Bo gonna mention Luke?
Aaaaand she’s gonna lead him to Ahsoka fucking great
(lol I’m sorry y’all I’ve already talked about how I don’t want Ahsoka showing up in the show haha)
Oh so we’re really getting like really no explanation as to how the fuck Bo lost Mandalore again
Ok heist time?
They better explain some of why Bo’s doing what she’s doing now and yes I know it’s been like ten minutes but I’m still impatient
DIN NOOOOOOO YOUR SON WILL EAT THEIR CHILDREN 
But I’m still crying Din is so okay with babysitters now I’m--
Wait wait wait why are these guys still well dressed and supplied Imperials?  Lol I’m so lost
Ok damn fine Bo’s cool I’ll admit that she’s always been cool
Walk walk murder baby
And the Imps are tryna blast off again ok
Return of the music bombs!!!!!
Bro they’re gonna kill u
AKLSDJFLKSK THEY FUCKING SPACED THEM I LOVE IT
Ok I really wanna know why Bo’s a pirate
bitch shut up about ruling Mandalore I love you and all but you are SO FUCKING BAD AT IT
YOU’VE LOST THE WHOLE DAMN PLANET TWICE
YOU ARE NOT GETTING THE DARKSABER BACK
WHY IS AHSOKA HELPING YOU AGAIN HOLY SHIT
Ooop there’s Gideon, hello Giancarlo!!!!!!  I really love his villain theme
Oh damn they’re gonna just suicide-- yep they sure are
Aaaaand Din’s being a damn hero because of course he is
Boi you have a CHILD TO LOOK AFTER
Whoop a dead pill
At least Ahsoka’s calling herself a Jedi now
Dammit I REALLY didn’t want Ahsoka to show up
Dammit dammit dammit
Gah nvm
OMG BABY IS BONDING WITH THE FROG FAMILY AND THEIR TADPOLES NOW
MY HEARRRRRRRT
DIN’S BEING A DAD PICKING HIM UP FROM HIS PLAYDATE I CAAAAAAAN’T ;_;
Din with all due respect your ship is kind of a piece of shit don’t question what the guy was able to fix
Baby Yoda I would die for you
Oh whoop there’s the octopus again
Don’t you try to eat the baby you bitch
BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH
HELL YEAH PROTECTIVE PAPA
NO YOU DON’T KNOW WHERE YOU’RE TAKING HIM DIN THAT’S YOUR SON, AHSOKA AIN’T GONNA KEEP HIM LMAO
Oooooh another Bryce Dallas Howard ep, I like her episodes!
Welp Bo Katan is here now and soon Ahsoka will be too
I’ve already said my piece on what I think of R*sario D*wson and I’ll leave it at that
I think Katee Sackhoff did a lovely job with Bo Katan live action too, tho I’ll say again that her wig kinda sucked lol
Welp they explained absolutely nothing as to why or how Bo Katan lost the Darksaber and Mandalore for a SECOND time, I still think it’s kinda funny she thinks she gets to go for round three 
Anyway, can’t wait for next ep, still holding out bitter hope that Sabine will show up too
Ah wait wait wait Bo Katan was supposed to be the fucking Heiress, wasn’t she
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searchforthescars · 4 years
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ok um how did my ass miss the last chapter of ttbs last night!!!! but!!! wow, what a way to end the series,,, it was so beautiful and i loved all the parallels between this chap and the novel,, like honestly one of the bits that hit hardest is harrow yelling at gideon abt apologizing to her like,,, and you've managed to capture it again in the scene, harrow's complete unravelling,, the thought of yes griddle still loves you no matter what, even if it's rotten work and she just waits in the (1/2)
hallway bc harrow finally asked, am I crying? maybe so,,, and the little sprinkling of corona and camilla is such a joy and there’s something abt harrow’s and sextus’s friendship that is so constant like they somehow just Get it each other which is captured so well,,,, harrow literally can’t look love (gideon) in the eye not just bc she’s like one feet shorter than her and harrow really did yeet herself instead of the phone this chapter asdjklg,, but thank you for this whole series, it was (2/3)
(3/3) great and I’m going to be lingering around waiting for your next fic or your work!!! (sorry this got so long!!!! i'm in my feels;;;;) - tinder non
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Hi my friend!! Sorry it took so long to reply!!
tbh the second scene I ever Conceived for this novel was the hallway scene (the initial Seeing Harrow on Tinder scene was the first) and I have been DYING TO WRITE IT for forever. Writing it was a wonderful experience tbh and I’m so so glad you enjoyed it. Gideon’s always going to wait for Harrow as long as Harrow asks bc Gideon is loyal and has chosen to love Harrow On Purpose
I loved Harrow and Sex Pal’s relationship in the book - I almost feel like he could’ve been, like, an older-brother figure to her. He just quietly believed her and trusted her and was vocal about it even though she consistently pushed back against him and pushed him away and I truly loved that about him. 
Sometimes when you confess your love for the girl you pretend to hate,,,,you gotta Go,,,you know,,,
No but in all seriousness, I love when people read what I write and choose to talk back, so thank you for throwing yourself into my inbox time and time again. I’m planning on writing something semi-adjacent to this focusing on the Hot Mess that is Camilla and Corona in this AU (with Palamedes being....Palamedes), so maybe you’ll enjoy that? It’s going to overlap with TTBS a little bit but go past the end, so Gideon and Harrow will be TOGETHER (and I can’t wait).
Much much love to you, my dear. Thank you for talking back :)
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blondepomwrites · 5 years
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Ship-a-Thon Meme
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy... Thanks for the tag @pikapeppa! This should be fun!
1. First ship you ever wrote fic for: oh fuck, I’m old. It was DEFFO good ol’ mudshipping for the (now likely deceased) Golden Sun fandom back in two-thousand-and-three?
2. Ship you write the most now: my writing blog is 90% f!Fenhawke. Y’all been knew.
3. Ship you read the most now: urgh, called out. ;/ Well, still f!Fenhawke because obviously, but I find it very beyond difficult to pass up any Solavellan that passes through my dash, as well as basically any pairing feat. f!Hawke, lbr. Also I’ll go ahead and throw it out there that if it includes anything kinky I’VE PROBABLY READ IT even if I know next to nothing about any characters involved out of CURIOSITY I SWEAR. 
4. Newest ship: Probably Kyssandra? Though I don’t read it because I’m too lazy to search. I WOULD say AdaLeon only in that it is REnewed due to recently finishing RE2make, but the AdaLeon ship is one that is well established and cherished since, gosh, 2008 maybe?
5. Rare ship you wanna read more of: hmmm. I really need to branch out. Is Niloy a rare ship? I don’t canonically ship Aloy with anyone, but if I had to and hated myself... :): Otherwise Hawke/Merrill (f!Hawke or m!Hawke), and...??? IDK MAN, IT IS SO. HARD. FOR ME TO GET AWAY FROM POWERCOUPLES FHJAKDSKDSA
6. Your taboo ship: I know it’s not like ~controversial~ but for me personally, Solavellan checks this box because GAWD, there’s so much that is NOT GOOD about it (imo) but uurrrrgghhhhhhh puwer dynämckk...
7. They never met in canon ship: I was thinking hard about this and though it’s the first time I’ve ever considered it, I feel like Carver/Cassandra could... be Really Good. I mean, Carver wants to be someone’s knight in shining armor, Cassandra wants a knight in shining armor, Carver’s used to being in someone else’s shadow (which I feel like would be fine for him in this case because he could still KNOW that in truth Cassandra might revere him in all the little but important ways to give him the validation he otherwise needs and oH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
8. Your unexpected ship: see above??? No, but kind of in a way FenHawke actually? Because going into the game I knew that that was a Popular Ship and I was like “no I’m gonna be Original And Unique!” and I was 1000% on the Merrill train... until I heard Gideon Emery’s voice and then yeeted/yote myself over to the FenHawke side (sorry Merrill bb, but we all know all Bioware fans have voice kinks). Oh! And Bullavellan actually. Going into the game I barely batted an eye at him except for “oh cool big pansexual bull man who’s whole entire hand is the size of Lavellan’s head there is nothing about this situation that could be dangerous at all”, but once I reached a certain point of the Solavellan romance (which was actually just the “Ar lath ma” surprisingly!) and gave it the ol’ “Actually Fuck This” I romanced all options just to see. No one really stood out to me through the initial flirting sequences (and, love her now, but I was not going through the lengths to get to the good parts of Josie’s romance) and since I couldn’t romance Cassandra as a lady Lavellan (bullshit), I kept going through Bull’s out of pure curiosity. Interestingly, it wasn’t until after he became Tal’Vashoth where they had the scene on the Skyhold bridge with the assassin that I was like, “oh shit, he’s got BRAINS to match his BITS!” (and, admittedly, Lavellan getting to get angery at him made it 100x better) that I fully hopped aboard the Bullavellan ship.
9. The ship you always forget to love: probably ZevWarden tbh. I tend to forget about Origins in general a lot whoops.
10. Ship your oc with a canon character: I meaannn... that’s Bioware.
11. Ship you are embarrassed about: like I said, Solavellan tbh.
12. Your most romantic ship: FenHawke, easily. if AdaLeon had more canon content, that would knock FenHawke out of the park.
13. Your sexiest ship: AdaLeon as Mr. & Mrs. Smith.
14. Your most tragic ship: my canon FenHawke because of the Fade Bullshit and Walk the Void that follows, because, oh friend, it is a doooozy.
15. A ship you want more content for: CARVER/CASSANDRA IT’S BEEN FIVE MINUTES C’MON HOES WHERE YOU AT LET’S GOOOOOOOO
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ssalavellan · 3 years
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Hann Watches CM Like a Normal Human Being 
1x07: The Fox
So I’ve decided to watch Criminal Minds from the beginning after skipping around intermittently for the last like, 4 years and change. I do this with literally every series I get into if I don’t catch them when they premier, especially when they’re procedural. I know, it’s weird and all kinds of questionable. I usually stick to movies and video games because of this habit.
After watching LDSK I figured I might as well document it here. 
Disclaimer: I’ve been spoiled to the hilt on major series plot points (who leaves, who dies, who tells their story who traumatizes the BAU) BUT have only watched certain episodes that interested me because once again, I am a terrible tv show watcher. Therefore, I know more about certain season arcs than others. Also, I love all of the characters (with certain exceptions) but will probably talk about Hotch the most since he is my favorite. However, I will try not to rate episodes poorly if they don’t include him a ton because that’s not fair tbh.
Anyway, on with the show.
Family annihilators are probably my least favorite unsubs. 
Why do these shows always need to kill off pets. FFS. 
God I love seeing Haley and Hotch happy. Kinda hurts knowing what happens later.
TONY TODD?????
The horror fan in me is screaming. 
Also A+ performance from this guy. The entire interrogation scene is exciting as hell.
Aaaaand here’s the scene that gets memed to death on tiktok with Gideon screaming.
Garcia’s sweater vests are so weird but I kinda like them this season.
Oh god they didn’t kill the rottie thank you Hotch. 
This is way too early to find the unsub.
Yeah, called it.
Oh no this poor guy. Could have helped his sister in law but couldn’t read her lips right/interpret it.
Okay so now we’re seeing the next victims. Are they going to be saved by the end or serve as a new crime scene? Guessing the latter. EDIT: Wrong, partially.
This weird red filter when Morgan’s talking about the unsub is a choice. The 2000′s were a strange time.
So he likes to play pretend like other unsubs. Ew. 
DYSFUNCTIONAL??? This psych needs to reevaluate her language.
She knows him. She totally knows him. Ginger, perfectionist, skeevy around Hotch and Gideon. 
“We don’t have time for that” *Kicks open door* I love you Morgan. 
So she isn’t covering? Shocker.
Who names their child Karl Jr? You’re just begging for fast food related teasing.
Off topic but I loathe Thomas Gibson’s hair this season. The bangs don’t suit him.
IS THAT THE DOG? NO.
Did he just... yeet the child at Gideon?
Okay but why do they keep showing a crime scene picture of a foot. I don’t need this. 
OH SHIT THAT’S WHY. Gideon you get a gold star from me just for being able to justify the use of that ugly ass foot.
THE WEDDING RINGS
And that’s where they end it.
Ratings
Unsub
7/10 
Creepy as hell but otherwise uninteresting tbh.
BAU Characters (development, scenes, dialogue, etc. I’ll figure out a name for this later if I keep this up)
7/10 
Not a ton of interaction unrelated to the case aside from the first scene with Haley. Not enough Elle or Reid. Also that damn Gideon screaming scene was necessary for the plot but dear Lord I could have gone without it. 
Morgan kicking down the door in his suit was iconic though. 
Guest/Recurring Cast
9/10
A+ acting for the most part. Loved Tony Todd’s scene. Unsub’s actor was amazing at his role. I wasn’t irritated with anyone really. 
Rewatch?
Maybe, if only to see Haley and Aaron happy before the writers decide they can’t have nice things anymore.
Overall
8/10
It’s a good episode. I think it’s hard to follow up LDSK (a 10/10 imho) but it managed to hold its own really well in terms of pacing and writing. Perfect ending.
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