#like gimme a break man

[hellfiremunsonn]

when you wake up to a text finding out one of your friends has FUCKING CANCER

#hellfiremunsonn personal #can cancer leave my family and friends alone please #like gimme a break man #tw cancer

[spamalie]

gotta love that discourse going around that’s like hey guys isn’t it weird that this person who works on kids shows and openly expressed that on the same account that all their porn was on had like. tons and tons and tons of posts about how much they love to see cartoon children get molested and then people go by like oh yeah? well the other guy made a joke about poket monsters characters fucking a few years ago. care to put those things on the exact same level? hmmm?

#like gimme a break man #no i don’t think fictional content like that is on the same level as the real shit but i would still cross the street if i saw u comin at me #it’s like you post day in and day out about how edgy and problematic your content is and people look at you weird for it n all of a sudden #you’re a victim about it. yeah ok. thought you were supposed to be all big and shameless about it tough guy #anyway shrugs don’t be an idiot on the internet i dunno #it’s just so odd that their only method of arguing this point is to pretend everything everywhere is on the same level forever #that’s generally a red flag to me

[obeetlebeetle]

tagged by @sophelstien, thank you!💜💜💜

the NO-SKIP albums: a tag game 🎶

rules: share the albums that you can listen to nonstop. those lightning in a bottle-albums that scratch ur brain just right. every single track, an absolute banger. u could not skip one if u tried. no notes. stunning, show-stopping, immaculate. ur no-skip albums. 🔎 bonus & optional (but imo, v fun) rules:1) add a track rec for us to listen to! AND2) share ur favorite line(s) from that track! 👀

tagging @waitingforgalois, @avantguardisme, @frogndtoad, @oranges-and-pears, @phosphorusandpetra, @cardwrecks, @swordatsunset, @gideonthefirst, @owldude, and YOU

🎧 album info/track recs/my favorite lines under the cut!! ↓↓↓

🌊 hideaway / the weepies (2008)

track rec: little bird ↳brush your gray wings in my head / say what you said / say it again / they tell me I'm crazy / but you told me / I'm golden

📼 in rainbows / radiohead (2007)

track rec: weird fishes/arpeggi ↳I'd be crazy not to follow / follow where you lead / your eyes / they turn me / turn me into phantoms / I follow to the edge / of the earth / and fall off / yeah, everybody leaves / if they get the chance / and this is my chance

🌉 narrow stairs / death cab for cutie (2008)

track rec: bixby canyon bridge ↳and then it started getting dark / I trudged back to where the car was parked / no closer to any kind of truth / as I must assume was the case for you

🚗 sam's town / the killers (2006)

track rec: bones ↳we took a backroad in my car / down to the ocean / it's only water and sand / and in the ocean we'll hold hands / but I don't really like you / apologetically dressed in the best / put on a heartbeat glide / without an answer / the thunder speaks for the sky

🕕 I forget where we were / ben howard (2014)

track rec: conrad ↳oh, I loved you with the good and the careless in me / but it all goes back

🔥 heretic pride / tmg (2008)

track rec: autoclave ↳when I try to open up to you, I get completely lost / houses swallowed by the earth, windows thick with frost / and I reach deep down within, but the pathways twist and turn / and there's no light anywhere, and nothing left to burn / and I am this great, unstable mass of blood and foam / and no emotion that's worth having could call my heart its home

🌹 violet street / local natives (2019)

track rec: when am I gonna lose you? ↳I remember you closing the shutters / and laying down by my side / and the light that was still slipping through / it was painting your body in stripes

🚪 retired from sad, new career in business / mitski (2013)

track rec: goodbye, my danish sweetheart ↳there's some kind of burning inside me / it's kept me from falling apart / and I'm sure that you've seen what it's done to my heart / but it's kept me from falling apart / now here I lay as I wonder about you / would you just tell me what I'm meant to do? / 'cause I've waited and watered my heart 'til it grew / you can see how it's blossomed for you

🚀 how to: friend, love, freefall / rks (2018)

track rec: mission to mars ↳we changed the format completely, cut the filler for meat / it's just blood on your TV making killings for free / the ticket lines are past the sign down at the end of the street / meet and greet, VIPs go a million a piece / we delayed the show for entry and so expired on the lease / now we're gonna re-release it, t.b.d / change the title to: fuck you / it's what you want it to be / when you know it only pay to make nice / pack your shit and standby, please / your friends are trying to leave and get high

#this was veryyyy difficult bc i had way more than 9. but also i mainly listened to full albums in high school/college bc of #1) burning cds from the library into itunes and 2) driving in cars w/o bluetooth #i tried to break up the rows like middle/high school - college - grad&post-grad for variety #honorable mentions are: franz ferd self-titled the xx self titled vamp wknd self titled pb&j gimme some gorillaz demon days passion pit man #: glass animals youth daft punk discovery the strokes first impressions of earth arctic monkeys red lights indicate doors are secured #UGH sorry it was just so hard . to choose #and picking the songs was almost as bad but i tried to be as honest as possible #ok. byeeee

[v0idwraith]

i also hate whatever the fuck That was, but at least it so dramatically overshadowed any animosity between tebecca and tedependent stans that i haven’t seen a single post or comment trying to start fights between us since the episode dropped

#i think everyone realized theres no point in trying to fight each other when we’re already fighting the show #man i just feel bad for tedbeccas like yall were just being bullied this episode #i mean this isnt exactly a fun time to be a tedependent shipper either but jesus christ im so sorry they did that to yall #those fakeouts were mean #again i’m fully aware i’m baby raging right now but its 4:30am gimme a break i’ll be rational after i’ve slept #ted lasso #ted lasso spoilers #ted lasso season 3 #trent crimm #tedependent #rebecca welton #tedbecca

[soupy-harry]

HANG 'EM HIGH (1968)

#hang 'em high #1968 #60s #my gifs #gifs #western #cinematv #filmgifs #moviegifs #classicfilmsource #clint eastwood #cows #animals #horses #my post #all the good shots in this movie had to be over like 5 seconds long gimme a break camera man #under 4.5 seconds is my favorite gif length its so reasonable #this is like my fourth rewatch btw im extremely oversaturated

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

A woman is a Featherless Biped, therefore A Man.

This means there is only one gender: Man.

We solved Gender Everybody. We can all go home!

#Okay I know 'Man' in the context of when plato or diogenes or whoever said this was referring to mankind/humanity #But gimme a break here. #This is like. A *little* funny.

[revacholianrobot]

every time I get close to leaving my man hating era there's a new incident that keeps it going 💀

#apparently I told this man to kys lol #i didn't but boy howdy I wish I had 😔 #this is in a majority male friend group and all the men were like 'we investigated ourselves and found nothing' like gimme a goddamn break #vent

[thedragonemperess]

I need the & Juliet soundtrack injected directly into my veins and if that doesn't work I need it lazered into the forefront of my brain

#marankton speaks because why not #& juliet #specifically i want it that way when the guitar kicks in and every single song lance is in #THE WAY ANNE SAYS 'drink that koolaid' IN THE BROADWAY VERSION LIVES IN MY HEAD RENT FREE FOREVER #'tonight were taking names cuz we dont mess around' SLAY GIRLIEPOP #and juliet #&j #the amount of pure serotonin and giddiness that comes with listening to teenage dream/break free is unmatched #and the POWER that is both larger than life and its my life????? #immaculate #AND THAT'S ONLY THE FIRST ACT #DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE ABSOLUTE BLAST IT IS TO BE LIKE 'its gonna be MAY' AND THEN IT WAS M A Y #THE STRAIGHT CHILLS I GET LISTENING TO THE I CANT FEEL MY FACE/PROBLEM MASH UP???? #EVERY DAMN TIME BBG #THE I WANT IT THAT WAY REPRISE???? GIMME A MAN LIKE WILLIAM RIGHT NOW #AND DU BOI BAND'S BACK ALRIGHT 🗣️🗣️🗣️ #anyway #sorry im having a decently good time right now its weird that doesnt usually happen #edit: im not done #i always forget they threw a fucking adam lambert song in there and its always such a nice surprise #one more try????? BEAUTIFUL NO COMPLAINTS #and im not a girl not yet a woman is like so ???. i wanted to cry while watching it and almost cried when listening to it on the soundtrack #and youre right juliet i am feeling sexy and free youre so right lets get out of here #AND ONCE AGAIN THE FUCKING FULL BODY CONSISTENT CHILLS I GET LISTENING TO BLOW???? I WANT TO LIVE IN THAT FEELING

[monkee-mobile]

(apologies anyone who sees this for lamenting into the void again)

Keep Off My Grass got taken off of the internet archive and this is officially my destructive arc because that movie is preserved NOWHERE

no dvd release

no NOTHING

is it just me alone with my screen recordings of Twila my beloved and a few youtube videos?

#micky dolenz #keep off my grass #weird movie man #but it’s important to me #not as weird as night of the strangler ft. barley any night and no strangling? #i will never call micky ‘Vance’ who the fuck is ‘Vance’? #but keep off my grass is silly and i miss it! #You Know is my baby boy! #i check back after like ten months and it’s just gone and i’m very sad about that #preserving media is so important to me #i think it all started because of the lost doctor who episodes that they just threw away because the sixties sucked at preserverving things #‘it aired now we don’t need it anymore!’ #this shit continued into well into the 80s and we can kind of thank mike nesmith for helping fix it #unfortunately almost all of my favorite silly little things are from the 60s and 70s and so many things are just lost to time #but because I grew up with all that stuff is probably why i care about preserving it so much #i can’t handle change and things going away #all of my monkees related stuff seems to be getting purged from the internet #damn #i’m sorry i’ll shut up #gimme a break and let me have my comfort little guys

[mistress-light]

Cinta's expressions when Frey/Thalia says she understands and is willing to give her life for Athia. Wtf, I need to gif that shite.

#mistress plays forspoken #it freaking breaks my heart i only now really saw it #i mean she tried to keep her head cool and just do your job but it's not like it's her cup of tea to kill one of her own #and like if you think about it #she's the tanta of love #yet also the perfect assassin #using the torana and just stealth kill #she so conflicted #i live for this angst man gimme

[bougiebutchbitch]

Do you remember a House MD fanfic from probably a decade ago+ that could be summarized as such:

After disclosing his dad was the one who abused him to Eve (One Day, One Room) House self injures and wakes up in hospital and has to talk with a psychiatrist. Then after being released and back to work he gets a call from his mom that his dad died. He and Wilson go the the funeral and I think House reveals to Wilson that his dad was abusive to him. When they return home House starts having nightmares about his dad and Wilson and House discover that if Wilson sleeps in the bed with House then it helps his nightmares not be so bad. House eventually goes to therapy (first outpatient then inpatient) and it is just a really angsty, superbly written multi-chapter fanfic that I can’t find anywhere on the internet. I don’t remember the name of it or who the author was.

Also there was no slash in this fanfic, it was a friendship fic as far as I recall.

Do you recognize this fic or know where I could find it?

Thanks!

I DON'T KNOW THIS FIC BUT HOLY FUCK I WANNA READ IT <3

#gimme all the woobie house! #break this haughty man! #snap him into itty bitty pieces! #so I can crumble him on top of my pasta like a rich parmesan!

[eyluvu]

Tw- suicide

Most of my friends irl wanna kts or have attempted before and it rlly makes me sad and also just feel completely hopeless like why we all like this whys it so shit

#im fine rn btw #my friend just messaged #one who has never talked abt it before #and im like fuck man gimme a break #i care ofc i do #but I feel like I'm constantly trying to support other people while also wishing I could just die too #its so annoying #im fine btw pls #vent post #vent #tw vent #vienna rants

[crowseers]

sorta continuation of this  except serious

also i think it’s funny cuz his face is based on this lol

#embed pls work #also i have only drawn wallace like once gimme a break pls #dishonored #treavor pendleton #wallace higgins #loriart #he's crazy and wallace just has to Deal with it man #haha if you saw me post it and take it down no you didn't

[ghostboyjules]

having a crush as an adult feels so. idk the word for it specifically, but I hate the fact that I have to be like "oh yeah I've gotta put this and this in my savings for rent and also schedule an appointment for this and also take my car to the shop" while simultaneously feeling like a whole DUMBASS cause your heart goes a lil WONKY over someone you barely know & will probably never meet 💀

#like.. can I blame this on my birth chart being mostly air signs? is that something I can do? #otherwise idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #reading about yearning? and longing? and pining?? perfect. amazing. spectacular. #actually feeling those things?? fucking kill me right now. stab me i would rather be tossed into a tornado #just pick me up and hurl me into the sun #this is horrible and a nightmare and I hate it AKDJSJFJFKG #jules.intothevoid✨ #I just wanna go to sleep man.. #me stuffing my emotions back into the cupboard with a broom: nope not right now buddy I got TOO MUCH to deal with #I turn 25 in like two weeks c'mon gimme a BREAK.... #yeah I'm just whining at this point this is basically my diary just ignore me 🙄😂 #EMBARRASSING that part of the emotion. embarrassment. #jfc. jentucky fucking chicken

[disengaged]

forgot to send my documents to the CRA yesterday, so i may have done it one day late -_- which means the gvt might fine me ~$2k (on top of the $2k that i already May or May Not Owe bc they've been deliberating for over a year)

but hey ! i just randomly got the urge to write something for the first time in a while so that's kinda fun. i wonder what it'll end up being

#they decided to audit me for top surgery which is fair. & its highkey my fault for not remembering to send the documents in last week #but like cmon man ... gimme a break :-( #pegasus speaks

[guccisystem]

being a fictive of a real popular character when ur in a body that has intense delusions and severe identity criseseses fucking sucks bro

#I see a double and have the worst anxiety attack of my Life and rethink every part of my existence #like bro im a tumblr sexyman there’s gonna be tons of other mes #multiverses and all that #I acknowledge and accept that but my brain is still like #kill yourself Now bc u aren’t really you #like damn bro gimme a break im me and they’re them we just so happen to be a lot similar #I have my sourcemates who validate me man that should be enough #sorry about the vent im having such a fucking time lately lol #vent cw #benrey.txt #guccisystem.txt