#like he's too stunned to speak

[ofqueensandwitches]

My dad: “So…Henry’s back to being Superman?”

Me: “Yep.”

My dad: “Will his Superman be in the same…world as Robert Pattinson’s Batman?”

Me: “Dunno, I haven’t checked—“

My dad: “And are they going to be a couple?”

Me: “I’m sorry, what?”

My dad: “Because that would be a waste otherwise. I thought your generation would have loved to see them having not-so-ambiguously gay moments.”

#and i was too stunned to speak #see my dad is like really religious guys #yet even he wants to see henry and robert fuck on screen #superman #batman #superbat #henry cavill #robert pattinson #clark kent #bruce wayne #man of steel #the batman

[thejudgmentdays]

[via @/livinripley on twitter]

rhea said GET HIS ASS:

#wwe #the judgment day #damian priest #finn balor #dominik mysterio #the way that finn and dom were too stunned to speak alskdghsa #the FEAR in finn’s eyes he shut his ass up so fast #my spanish is trash but he said something like ‘if it happens again i’ll knock your head off’ #damian priest the man that you are #sorry for the long tags i just. this moment. y’all understand you were there!!! #lives were changed

[dawningfairytale]

ocean: i accept your whole gay thing, i just don't get it

noel: okay. i'll regret this, but what part don't you get?

ocean: why would you prefer men over women? i'm straight but i could never imagine being with a man... like... that. women are infinitely more attractive. why would you make your life harder for a subpar mate?

noel (internally):

noel (internally):

#rtc #ride the cyclone #rtc incorrect quotes #noel gruber #noel rtc #ocean o'connell rosenberg #ocean rtc #alternatively - noel: i'm surrounded by idiots #alternatively - noel: and i thought i was in denial #alternatively - noel was too stunned to speak #look i love ocean but i know that it took her a WHILE to come to grips with her identity #meanwhile with ricky they'd say something like. 'i want to date korg from thor'. noel would go 'that sounds kinda gay'. #ricky would say 'guess that's just the bisexuality' #and noel would go oh gosh finally someone who's fucked up in different ways #he's supportive!!! and entertained!! and he understands more than anyone that it's a journey #but he's dying out here

[okkalo]

still, to this day, one of the funniest scenes in tokyo rev manga

#the way he just ran with rindou!?!?? LMFAO #RINDOU ISNT EVEN PUTTING UP A FIGHT HES SO STUNNED #ran in the background just watching his brother being carried away too #this was gold man #like what #how much u wanna bet that ran teases rindou for this later on #i bet mitsuya teases hakkai for this too #man this was too good #kalo speaks #tokyo revengers #tokyo rev

[imviotrash]

So I heard some people say that Soma looks a bit off in terms of colours in the new season, so I decided to use the colour palette that I have created for each of my faves and made a very lazy edit.

I always said I found the Weston anime colour palette too oversaturated, but maybe I'm the one who's actually oversaturating everything????

I decided to try with some other characters in natural lighting and apparently I just like putting characters in a toaster! In all honesty, I think Joanne is the closest I've gotten to the cannon, and that's simply because I headcannon him as Albino.

(Clover works hire me for your colour work!!!!)

#he seems like such a warm character to me i think his colour palette should reflect that but maybe i overdid it? #but I should probably change the shade of his hair???? its blends in too much... #the darker skin was needed tho #Maurice is my favourite! i love the palette I picked for him and it will remain unchanged! #but Edgar is also very stunning;0; #kuroshitsuji #black butler #vio speaks

[insanesonofabitch]

Whenever I try to imagine Dean and Cas reunion, all my brain can conjure up is Dean wordlessly walking then gradually running towards Cas and then pulling him in for a hug as soon as his hands can reach him. ​Music abruptly stops during the hug and they show like 2 quick replay shots of this like it’s the climax of a romantic k-drama series. Then the kiss happens and the beat drops and we see one medium shot followed by several close up shots of Cas being taken aback and Dean’s tears streaming down his face and him pulling Cas closer and Cas closing his pretty blue eyes and—

Whenever this crosses my mind I’m like hmm maybe that’s a little too dramatic but then I remember 15x19. One call from Cas and Dean comes flying running up the stairs quick fast and no hesitation, dramatic music and all. And 13x06. Why did they delete that. Why did they delete that. Why did they delete that?

#and the whole time Sam is just standing there like🧍‍♂️ #is Sam too stunned to speak or is he completely unsurprised? you decide. #oh and in my mind this takes place in the empty #if I wasn’t so tired all the time I would’ve drawn this already #supernatural #spn #spn hcs #spn revival #spn s16 #spn clowning #destiel #deancas #casdean #dean winchester #castiel #dean x castiel #reiotalks

[ryan-waddell11]

he was too stunned to speak

#eddie munson #joseph quinn #stranger things #stranger things vol 1 #stranger things 4 #eddie munson stranger things #the hellfire club #joe quinn #netflix #eddie deserves better #corroded coffin #eddie in s5 #eddie as kas #simply too stunned to speak #he always looks like a computer loading screen

[laz-kay]

Headcanon that T’s the kind of person to causally drop some really heavy lore while her friends are just like😳

#I feel like Jimmy jr would feel so guilty too because he was probably right across the street when it happened #Tammy would actually take pity on Tina for a few days and Tina would be confused as to why #I don’t think Jocelyn would be able to process it tbh #and Zeke would be too stunned to speak #tina belcher #tina belcher cosplay #jimmy jr #jimmy pesto jr #jocelyn bobs burgers #tammy larsen #zeke bobs burgers #tiktok #how bad can i be

[kuni-kuun]

What is Kunikida hiding?

The answer was dimples !

#listen... arent i so right #being an artist is great i can pull shet like this !!! #he rarely smiles so they never knew he had dimples <3 #dazai is too stunned to speak #bungou stray dogs #kunikida #kunikida doppo #bsd #bungou stray dogs kunikida #dazai #dazai osamu #kunikidazai #knkdz #kunikida x dazai

[jeysuso]

jimmy uso on the mic >>>>>>>> 

#wwe smackdown #jimmy uso #the usos #sami zayn #kevin owens #MR YELLOW SHOES UNO 😭😭😭😭😭 #i thought he called kevin missy elliott at first i was like what #but he's too fuckin funny bro i love him #i was gonna gif it but you need the VOICE. #the EVUHHHH sent me #man really believes what he's saying bless his cotton socks #but i have MISSED hearing him speak #it's been TIMEEEE since jimmy got to do anything in this story #although. like. if they come out of backlash without getting their asses banished from the island i'll be stunned lmao

[slayersins]

Obey Me! x RED° TOKYO TOWER Leviathan

#obey me leviathan #i didn’t see him here and i need it on my blog to look at him like every day so here he is #the way i gasped #the woman was too stunned to speak #levi #om #she ate

[goldenhypen]

him >>>>

#one chance jake ONE CHANCE I BEG #giggling #HE LOOKS TOO GOOD IDK HOW TO FUNCTION PROPERLY ANYMORE #i’m- #just heart eyes for him honestly #i need some time to process #IM CRYING JUST LOOK AT HIM OMG HES STUNNING #I FEEL BLESSED TO EVEN JUST BE ABLE TO LOOK AT THESE #😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #he’s just #wow #like just look at him 🥹 #*SCREAMS AND SOBS INTO PILLOW* #em speaks #♡ #jake

[aesrot]

me when a character dies in the show based on a real life event in which everyone died:

#the woman was too stunned to speak #was not expecting the guy who named the whole thing to die like that on ep fucking 3 #and then the smash cut to his wife optimistically thinking of rescuing him #god damn #and ik everyones gonna die #but i am already attached #my boy jimmy :(( #i dont wanna see him die #or hickey that silly goose #or goodsir #he's like a puppy to me #you wouldnt kill a puppy would you #the terror #but ig this applies to some other things as well #lua liveblogs

[lagerthahubby]

I already talked about it with some friends of mine and I’ll say it again: the age difference between Aemond’s and Lucerys’s actor really increased the tension on screen. Lucerys is supposed to be a year older than in the books, yet every time they’re in a scene together he looks like a kid being hunt by this grown man with a fucking eye-patch. It makes everything even more terrifying.

Specially in their scene at Storm’s End.

The way Aemond gazed at Luke, looked him up and down and he couldn’t take his eye off him for a second since he entered the room. A tragedy was coming, everybody knew it, and feared for him.

#lucerys velaryon #aemond targaryen #I loved the confrontation scene in the hall #I liked the persecution scene cinematically speaking #the scene was stunning #but the last fifteen seconds… #aemond had tried to catch Luke too many times before #in that same scene #for them to pretend he didn’t mean or didn’t intend to kill him #if he didn’t he is stupid as hell #and no way he thought Vhagar wouldn’t kill him #because he had already tried to kill Luke and Arrax in that scene before #so I thought to say that he didn’t mean to was a bit forced #maybe he deep down didn’t want to #but to make him shout noooo Vhagar nooo #that was terrible #anyway #Ewan Mitchel #by the way Ewan was so damn hot in that scene #house of the dragon #the black queen #ewan mitchell

[youraveragedeltafan]

The Bioshock 2 opening cutscene but when Delta takes off his helmet a gas mask is under it. Delta was Pyro tf2 the whole time.

#Everyone is too stunned to speak so he just taunts outta there with Eleanor. #the thought of any of the mercenaries being Johnny topside's identity is neat tho #The timeline is off by like 10 years but shhh it's funny #bioshock #tf2

[classicjdog]

CURSE MY FUCKING SHITARSE INTERNET I JUST WANT TO PLAY SOME FUCKING TEKKEN GAAAAHHHHHHHH

REINA IS SO FUCKING SICK AND I CAN'T PLAY HER AGAINST REAL PPL I'M STUCK FIGHTING THE STUPID AI FUCK

#i have some christmas money lying around so i guess i'm just gonna have to buy an ethernet cable #my setup (if you wanna call it that) is really not conducive to getting wired up at all #but fuck man there's no way i'm gonna just not play this fucking game it's way too fucking sick #well at least i had plenty of time to play the story lol which for the first like 80% of it's runtime it's like hey this is fun #like it's not super boring & there are actually some really cool moments sprinkled in here & there #then there's the second-to-last jin/kaz fight which was kinda what i expected the finale to be #like ok they've got their big crazy final forms & they're gonna have their big over-the-top anime fight & that's all fine i guess #but then they have one last normal hand-to-hand fight #and speaking as a long-time hardcore tekken fan that last fight is one of the best most joyful experiences i've ever had with a video game #like i've always felt that jin's transition from tekken 3 to tekken 4 was such a cool melding of story with gameplay #like in story at the end of t3 he's betrayed by heihachi so in t4 he forcibly unlearns the martial art heihachi taught him #and this is reflected in gameplay by his moveset being completely different so them coming back around to that in t8 #and reinforcing the whole theme of jin accepting his past by LITERALLY GIVING YOU HIS TEKKEN 3 MOVESET IN THE FIGHT AGAINST KAZUYA #WHILE A REMIX OF HIS TEKKEN 3 THEME PLAYS???? GOD WHAT A FUCKING SEQUENCE!!! CHEF'S KISS MWAH MWAH MWAH #and then just the lovely little moments of fanservice. obvious stuff like kaz wavedashing or he & jin doing the namco logo thing 1 last tim #but then obscure stuff like jins t3 df1 glitch & kazuyas weirdo t4 re-stun combos?? like how many ppl are even gonna know about that shit?? #they hella did not have to do that but they did & it makes me so so so happy #so yea the t8 story is like 80% a fun entertaining little romp & 20% the hypest shit i've ever ever ever seen #and also reina is the best new character namco have made for tekken since steve in t4 #it's funny cause in the whole leadup to t8 i was having a little trouble figuring out who i was gonna main #cause in t7 i spent most of my time bouncing around basically the whole cast before finally settling on julia near the end #obv no julia in t8 so i had to pick someone else & no one in t8 was really jumping out at me #lots of super cool characters that i'd already played quite a lot of but not really anyone that's like ok yea that's my fucking guy #lots of sick af potential secondaries but no main basically #then they released the reina trailer & i was like ok yea that's my fucking guy #sick design sick stage sick AS FUCK music & a bunch of mishima staples to go along with it??? #she's got an electric? hellsweep? wavedash? flash punch combo? stonehead? #plus some heihachi specific staples? demon breath? heaven's gate? iron hand? fucking HUNTING HAWK??? then yea that's MY FUCKING GUY #so yea reina fucking rules & i just wanna play her against real ppl please for the love of fuck #OH ONE MORE THING THEY DID ANOTHER GREAT JOB WITH THE MUSIC. AT LEAST 3 NEW TRACKS ADDED TO THE TEKKEN PANTHEON OF ALL-TIME CLASSICS