when I ordered the One Piece Live Action Mihawk I didn’t realize it was served with so much CUNT compliments to the chef
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HEY GUESS WHAT??????
*hits you in the face with this*
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pendant toute cette histoire je fais que penser “bien sûr que c des français” et ça fait que continuer
sorry for the French posting but I feel like you get it 🫡
HOLY SHIT ????? AN UNION IS GETTING ON IT ???? C'EST NOTRE PAYS CAAAAAAAA
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I wanna lick every square inch of that man.
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The DND campaign I’m in is silly and fun and gay and I get to flirt with my friends 🌈
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NO BECAUSE WERE YOU WAITING AT OUR OLD SPOT IN THE TREELINE BY THE GOLD CLOCK DID I LEAVE YOU HANGING EVERY SINGLE DAY WERE YOU STANDING IN THE HALLWAY WITH A BIG CAKE HAPPY BIRTHDAY DID I PAINT YOU BLUEST SKIES THE DARKEST GREY A UNIVERSE AWAY AND WHEN I GOT INTO THE ACCIDENT THE SIGHT THAT FLASHED BEFORE ME WAS YOUR FACE BUT WHEN I WALKED UP TO THE PODIUM I THINK THAT I FORGOT TO SAY YOUR NAME
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Listen, every time I think I’ve found the best picture of him, there’s just another one lurking in history…🔥
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Uquizzes are literally so weird like, they will ask you the most random or most detailed questions ever, make you choose a lyric of a song you never heard of and in the end you get a result that hits so deep on an emotional level that you almost suspect they broke into your house and read your soul last night like, those things have no business being that accurate
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Went to a punk rock show at a fancy tattoo/piercing parlor and it was weird as hell. The lights were so bright and there was almost a lawsuit with ppl moshing like they weren't surrounded by dozens of glass cases full of jewelry. The bands were surprisingly good tho
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the added pleasure from watching your self as you get off in-front of a mirror is.. indescribable
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Dude. I'm in college now and... My prof has lived THE WILDEST LIFE.
They were a paramedic, firefighter, professional motorcycle rider, cadaver surgeon (they broke down bodies into medically used parts) and are now my teacher. They have MULTIPLE PHD'S, don't look any older than 40 maybe, have a partner, kids(???), pets, actively plays dnd with some super successful folks and I'm sitting in their class like god damn. What a storied and eventful life. And they're not even half done it! They have so much more life to live and impress the world with!
I honestly hope they continue to do so so many amazing things.
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Umm...all of you who are tittering with "lmao this is why I stayed in MileApo lane", did y'all learn absolutely nothing? I mean yeah holy shit maybe Build was the only bad fruit in the clutch but sometimes the way y'all go about certain things, it almost feels like you are highlighting that your parasocial relationship is more ethical than others.
I mean till now as it stands, it probably is, but I think the lesson was to loosen the bond of these blind fan worship.
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