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rockandroobuckaroll · 3 years
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what-kinda-fuckery · 4 years
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Hey so, I was one of the star struck falsettos stans that spent the forty dollars for the webinar, and I took notes (like a weirdo). So I decided I would share my funny moments and updates from the cast here!
- Host: Everyone should be keeping their audio off.
Christian: Oh alright!
Host: nO Christian not you
- Christians in Manhattan and his hair is back and he’s wearing a Superman t-shirt.
- Brandon is with his parents in NJ
- Stephanie and Brandon still love each other
- Brandon: Meat should be cooked just right
- Betsy: Stephanie are you in maple wood?
Stephanie: Well thank you for telling everyone where I am (she’s in NJ)
- Stephanie: Are you fucking kidding meee!!!
- Tracie is in LA, she looks like she’s in Costa Rica and I love her dog.
- Anthony’s VOICE IS LOW EVERYONES FREAKING OUT
they’re all talking about Anthony’s clear skin
- Andy Randy is in LA with a fresh haircut his boyfriend did it and he’s watching too much TV
Andrew: I’m watching this is America
Stephanie: SO GOOD
Andrew: SO GOOD
- Everyone’s having hard days
- Christian is acting out tracies dog’s pathetic bark and everyone’s like WHAT are you doing bc it looks like he’s about to throw up
- BETSY IS A WEEK AWAY FROM HAVINGA WHOLE CHILD
Betsy: What else do you do during a pandemic? Have a baby!
Andrew: Can I toss out another baby name? Celery.
Literally everyone: Goodnight Andrew goodbye!
- Christian is living with a girl (?) and playing board games instead of watching television
HE COOKS NOW EVERYONES PROUD OF HIM
Christian: yesterday I made pork filet en croute
Stephanie: I MADE PORK WITH SAGE AND APPLES ON WEDNESDAY
Stephanie: In mean girls they wear pink on wednesdays. In falsettos they make pork.
- I can’t get over Anthony’s voice
Again everyone returning to his literally perfect skin
- Stephanie: When watching four jews in a room in the beginning who’s in China?? I know the answer I just want to hear someone say it.
Andrew, with a thick accent: It was Bryna, in China, with a torn miniscus
- Christian: Did anything interesting make it on to the telecast between me and you? Andrew? Actually I dont remember I need to do my research.
Andrew: There’s been some strange comments about Christian and I- (AT THIS POINT IM WHEEZING)
HE MENTIONED THE TONY BONY
HE SAID IT WASNT A THING
HE DIDNT HAVE ONE
Andrew: No that’s not a thing that happened
Brandon: Andrew i want you to know that it’s okay if it was. It’s a safe space just the seven of us. (Lol)
- Bill Finn would take two steps into the room: “WROONG”
Stephanie: he wanted me to sing the end of I’m breaking down up the octave and I said #notmytrina
Brandon: #NOTMYTRINA
- Tracie what did you do during act 1
Tracie: Betsy and I sat in that dressing room for like an hour and a half
Andrew: You SANG the WHOLE SHOW TRACIE
- Betsy watched parts of the first act to feel like she was there
- Betsy sprained both her ankles at one point during the run and was a trooper anyways
Brandon reenacting Betsy limping during look look look look
Everyone dies laughing
Christians LAUGH makes me SO HAPPY
- Betsys screen is frozen like this: 🤨
Andrew: What if she went into labor??? (This is a common thread throughout the zoom)
- Anthony: I’m getting a lot of glitching so Stephanie is just like “HUH UH UH UH”
- Betsy comes back and everyone is like
YOU GUYS ITS COMING!!!
- They bought Andrew an ice cream for his birthday from the vending machine at rehearsal
- Andrew: The Hawaii crop top
Betsy: I would give anything to have that
- Tracie: it was very hard. Very precise bringing the blocks together
Brandon: Trying to be like oh my god we’re going to a funeral
Andrew: MY DEATH IT WAS MY DEATH
- fan question: What did the blocks weigh?
Stephanie: They were like thick yoga blocks. Not heavy but awkward shaped
Andrew: Significantly heavier when Anthony sat on them
Anthony: I just realized how much I got thrown around
Stephanie: Anthony were you proud of yourself? #proudofyou
Anthony: The one moment I was cringing was father and son
Christian: HERE WE GO *SLAPS TABLE*
Betsy: Anthony’s like BLAH BLAH BLAH blah my line BLAH BLAH BLAH my line BLAH BLAH
Christian: I LEAVE THE PAUSE IF YOU CANT GET IN THATS ON YOU
Anthony: I was blinking in that number like constantly
Christian: THE WHOLE THING LIKE A SALAMANDER
Oh Anthony.
- Andrew: I HAVE A STORY ABOUT CHRISTIAN BORLE. Tech for what more can i say. He was laying on me. We were shirtless in underpants under the blankets.
Christian: SLOWER
Andrew: he leaned over; He sniffed his armpit and said “I hope you like France”
EVERYONE DIES LAUGHING INCLUDING ME
Christian: i haven’t worn deodorant in 10 years true story
- Christian: i seem to remember holding our pillows and blankets pretending like we were partying on fyre island and Andrew said:
Andrew: WHATS YOUR NAME???
Christian: No no it was something like:
WHAT HOUSE ARE YOU STAYING IN??
Andrew: WHAT HOUSE ARE YOU STAYING IN???
Betsy: James lupine I feel like we’re ruining this show
- Andrew: The shenanigans were real but so was the sadness
Stephanie: We’re real and we’re funny what you gonna do
- Andrew talking about how hard the show was to do: Finding some liberty, It’s a hard world to live in all the time. It was a hard time especially for Christian. I would sometimes go home and cry for no reason
Brandon: Building up emotion with nowhere to put it
Betsy: then Lesbians come in and provide all the levity
Stephanie: Although Dr. Charlotte brings in horrible news
Tracie: Everything’s beautiful at what more can i say and I’m like not so fast
- Tracie always had a funny thing to say
- Who broke character the most on stage?
Anthony Stephanie and Christian
Anthony: it was when I said “I don’t want a bar mitzvah” and I spit in your face a lot and you went like *puts arms up* and someone at stage door was like very condescending like it’s not professional
Christian: Oh my bad we’re people sorry
- Stephanie wrote a line in the show “YOU HAVE PAINTINGS OF DICKS”
- James wanted her to cut off her finger during I’m breaking down
And turn around with a bandaged bloody finger
- Betsy’s nose bleeding during something bad is happening
And Tracie was like something BAD IS HAPPENING
Tracie: Christians throwing up right now
Betsy: Bloody Kleenex up the nose THE SHOW MUST GO ON
- Fan question: Stephanie how do you belt with a banana in your mouth
Christian: Practice practice practice
Stephanie: just shove it in your cheek. But Really that wasn’t supposed to happen
Anthony’s nickname in the rehearsal room was little bananas because he had to gather up all the pieces of stuff after Stephanie shoved the table over with her rear. Sometimes he didn’t have enough time to put it somewhere so he would just put the pieces of banana in his mouth and that’s where it came from
That’s why
- Andrew: Stephanie your glasses are very chic
Stephanie: Oh my gosh thank you *shocked*
- Betsy: Bill was like I’d rather DIE than change lyrics for the pbs special
FLaT aS a LaKe
- Cue everyone accidentally talking over each other and saying what at each other for 30 seconds
Christian: what? what? what?
Who is it?
What’s going on?
- If you could play anyone else in the show who would it be
Anthony said Mendel
Tracie said Mendel
Brandon said Trina
Andrew said marvin
Betsy said whizzer
Stephanie said Mendel
And I honestly couldn’t hear if Christian said anything whoops
- Brandon: If someone could at some point explain to me the Mendel eats dirt meme? People have been Asking me if Mendel eats dirt? I don’t think it’s about Trina Trina is not the dirt. I was overwhelmed. Can someone in the Q&A explain this? *A few seconds later* oh It was from a meme generator?
Christian: Greaat.
Brandon: It’s a fan fiction about Mendel eating dirt and getting aroused by it
Everyone: WHAT
- They still get fan art
Someone recreated the whole soundtrack 8bit and also with KAZOOS
- Brandon: CONGRATS CHRISTIAN ON LULOS WIN FOR LITTLE SHOP. If you haven’t seen Christian in little shop it’s revelatory I’m not just blowing smoke up your ass I have not laughed that hard in a while at the theatre
- Christian talking about little shop
Christian has a 12 inch Batman toy in his dressing room and he misses it
- Ticket prices were getting out of control before corona everyones hoping this will make a difference
Brandon and everyone think it should get more accessible
- Brandon: Hear hear I need a refill
- Stephanie: Your hair looks incredible Brandon (it did)
Christian: She’s been waiting to talk about it for 53 minutes
- Andrew: Well Betsy what I’m wondering is have you crowned yet??
Proceed everyone dying
Brandon, taking a picture of the screen: This moment will go down in history as When Betsy was asked if she was crowning
- Everyone mimicking zoom freezing by starting a sentence and freezing halfway through
- Christian: What new Steven sondheim musical are you excited about Anthony *devilish grin*
Anthony having no idea what Christian is talking about
Christian: Come on Anthony you know the answer. Ugh. The minds of the young. You’re smoking pot now aren’t you??
Christian: We have a lot of fun
- Andrew: I’m trying to get people to pay attention to me
- Christians pretending to be frozen
Cue a lot of yelling: Stephanie BRANDON STEPHANIE
NO CHRISTIAN
Everyone accusing each other of being frozen
NO YOURE FROZEN
- Andrew: Let’s all act like we’re frozen
Steph: I see Andrew acting like hes frozen
Betsy: Watching you do that is killing me
- Listening to the cast recording for the first time together
Stephanie: Why was I the a-hole that couldn’t be there???
Christian: That’s a question only you can answer
- Betsys husband came in everyones like BETSY LOOK OUT
Christian: that scared the shit out of me
- What is marvins last name and what was his line of work
Christian: we definitely said it at some point right? (They didnt) but he was in advertising. What was the last name? Gardens? O’Malley?
- Andrew: Betsys gone oh no
Betsy: I’m right here!!!
Andrew: She’s giving birth (again)
Stephanie: Betsy Wolfe is a ceiling
- Brandon: Welcome back Anthony. You’re here now.
Anthony singing merrily we roll along over Betsy trying to tell a story
Christian: STOP SMOKING POT IN YOUR BEDROOM ANTHONY
- Betsy: Steve (Steven Sondheim) comes to the door I call him steve
Into the woods is the reason Betsy is in theatre
- Betsy: Andrew was nervous singing at the tonys for Book of Mormon and he got dry mouth he sang like 😬I BELIEVE and he licked his lips so much during the song.
Brandon: Did you have a boner then too?
Andrew: GUYS DONT BE DICKS
Stephanie: It’ll be like dry mouth, boner
Andrew: BETSY YOU FUCKIN BITCH ITS ACTUALLY NOT THAT BAD
Stephanie: Bets maybe we should wrap it up
- Brandon sings MARRIAGE PROPOSAL
EVERYONE TELLING HIM TO STOP SINGING I took a video it was beautiful might post that later
- “Tracie Thomas from Lent!”
Tracie having stage fright
Tracie: Billy porter said “oh child we all forget the words” and walked away
- Anthony said WHO SHAT THE BED in four jews once
Anthony: That’s my contribution. Steph got her line, I got who shat the bed
- Steph: We lost andrew oh no
Christian: Um, we lost andrew ten minutes ago. Yeah when Brandon started singing
- Then Betsy sang a song by Bill Finn beautiful
- Steph: Wear your masks and eat pork on wednesdays
That was it!! I hope you enjoyed and people who were there if I got anything wrong that’s my human error it was hard to note everything I wanted to. Smooches! Byee
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ubernoxa · 4 years
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The Dare
A Guns N’ Roses FanFic
Chapter 8: A List
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Chapter Warning: Violence
Her parents were like clockwork, exactly as her oldest brother had told her many years ago.
While her parents were predictable, Mark was not. He was out on a walk when he noticed a figure leaving Delilah’s window. He let a smile escape him and slowly walked over towards her house, careful to not draw attention to himself. She must have gotten a similar talk from her parents as well. He couldn’t help but smile since he was told the news.
He stopped dead in his tracks as she slowly became more visible to him and less of a creature in the shadows. Her hair danced around her as a small gust ran through it. He wondered if she had done her hair to come to see him. His heart fluttered at the thought of her dressing up and coming to visit him. Was he dreaming?
After a few more steps, his heart sank. She wasn’t heading anywhere near his house. Was she running away?
No.
He watch as she waited by the bus stop with only a small purse. No, she wasn’t running away, but she was going somewhere. That’s when it clicked. That’s when he thought he had it all figured out. Delilah was going to see her eldest brother John. He figured she must have ran into him a few nights prior when she went into the bar for the dare.
He was wrong, but he couldn’t think of any other reason for her to go back. The strip was filled with some of the most vile people, and Delilah would never associate herself with people like that, he told himself.
“Hey, Delilah,” Delilah let out a groan of frustration once she heard Mark’s voice. She turned and say him walking towards her.
Fuck.
She took a quick breath and put on a fake smile.
“Hey Mark,” Delilah said walking towards him.
“Where are you going?” Delilah froze at Mark’s demanding tone.
“I’ve gone out for a walk,” Delilah lied as she watched her bus leave without her on it.
“That’s a bold face lie,” He grabbed onto her arm as Delilah tried to walk away.
“Let go of me, plus I could ask you the same question,” Delilah sternly replied attempting to yank her arm away from Mark.
“I actually came looking for you. Low and behold I see you sneaking around at this hour. Honestly, any idiot would know you’re looking for your brother John. He’s dead Delilah. He’s dead to us remember? I don’t care if you spoke or saw him the night you went to the bar with Beth on the strip. He made a choice,” Mark’s grip tightened around Delilah’s arm as he spoke.
How dare he. How dare he talk about John like that. How dare he act like he knows all of what happened. He just believed the lies that were fed to him.
“Stop, that hurts!” Delilah cried as his grip continued to tighten. She looked into his eyes and saw something she could never describe. There was something dark in his eyes. Something she had never seen before.
“Please,” Delilah cried with tears now flowing down his face.
After a few seconds he obliged, but still held her arm in case she attempted to escape.
“Are you free tomorrow?” Delilah was taken aback by his question.
“What?” Mark laughed at her confusion and slithered his hands into Delilah’s.
“I am asking you on a date Delilah,” Mark’s laugh grew louder.
“No,” his laughter stopped at her answer.
“No?”
“You hurt me. You make false accusations against me. You scream at me,” Delilah’s voice was interrupted by the sound of a slap.
He hit her.
Mark hit her.
Mark looked at Delilah who was now pulling away. What was her problem? What was she acting so stupid.
They were meant to be. She had known him since they were babies. They had spent their lives together.
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“Five minute till showtime,” Mags heard as she waited for Delilah.
She sat in the guest house on the edge of her seat waiting for the brunette to come. Something wasn’t right. She should have been here by now.
“She is probably running late or she missed the bus. She will be here soon Mags, don’t worry,” Steven offered just sister a warm smile as she zoned out.
She returned his smile and looked over towards Duff who shared a similar worry painted all over his face.
“Yeah, she probably just missed her bus,” Delilah said a little louder than needed, so Duff could hear.
She knew he had a thing for Delilah. He was the least but subtle with his flirting with Delilah, but she probably didn’t even know he was flirting. The poor girl was clueless at times which was both good and bad at the same time.
“Knock them dead stevie!” Delilah put on one more fake smile as she punched her older brothers
Once the guys left the room, Mags leaned bag in her chair and downed her beer. This wasn’t good. She barely knew Delilah, but she didn’t seem like the type of girl to be late. She told her to be an hour ago.
Seven hells she needed to take the edge off. She needed something to calm herself down. She needed at least a smoke, maybe something more if she could find it.
She eyed the guy’s stuff and after a couple of moments on debating if she should or shouldn’t, she walked over towards their empty cases and other bags they used to carry their crap.
She searched for an entire song until she found something. She opened the neatly folded piece of paper that was in Duff’s case and unfolded it to read.
Was she being nosey? Yes.
Did she care? No.
She expected to see new song lyrics, but it was a list of jokes. They weren’t even that good.
Her personal favorite was one that Duff had actually scribbled out, and Mags was oh so glad she could read it.
Are you a cake because you look Delly-icious right now.
She laughed as she read it out loud.
She continued to scan the list Duff had made. He was lucky she had found it and not one of the guys. They, especially Axl, would never let him live it down.
How do you make Holy Water?
You boil the hell out of it.
I bought some new shoes from a drug dealer last night for real cheep. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.
Did you know the first French fries weren’t actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
It was sweet. She continued to smile at the thought of Duff sitting in his room trying to think of horrible jokes to tell Delilah. She appreciated how they were clean, and not about sex or dicks.
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“I just need to see her, okay?” Mags said as she drove to Delilah’s house.
Her brother shook his head as he sat shotgun. Their gig had gone smoothly and he wanted nothing more than to go to sleep like the rest of the band, but Mags was persistent.
It was 4 in the morning when she dragged Steven to their car as backup incase she got lost. She had only been there once to drop her off the first night she met, but she did like to boast about how good her sense of direction.
“This cant wait till the morning?”
“No Stevie, it can’t,”
“Why, Mags she’s probably fine. I’ll drive you down to see her tomorrow morning. Why are you so damn worried? You and Axl are just overreacting,” He was confused on why his little sister wanted to drive to check on Mags. She had been on the edge ever since Del didn’t show up. Yeah, it stung but she probably got busy or couldn’t escape.
Steven’s mind then went back to the girl he met back at the gig. He was snapped back to reality at Mags words, “I’m worried because what if she did get caught...she called her mom mother. Not mom or mum or even by her mom’s name like Dorthy or some shit. She called her mother, and you should have heard the way she said it. She was scared of her own Mother. Hell she was shaking the entire time she was in the phone with her mom. It’s not normal.”
“Wait, what did you mean by Axl overreacting?” Delilah raised a brow her brother.
“Yeah he wanted to make sure she was ok. He was worried she got caught. Don’t read into it. He was drunk and he just finished fucking a girl,” Steven causally replied.
The two of them sat silence in the car before they parked a block from Delilah’s house not wanting to draw attention to themselves.
Mags froze before she hopped over the small fence.
“Hey, Stevie stay here and stay hidden. You aren’t exactly.....stealthy in your current state,” Mags whispered as she watched her brother stumble over his own two feet as he followed her to the fence.
Delilah’s room was one that Mags had always wanted. White flowing curtains hung from the ceiling with small colored flowers scattered on them. The bright white desk and dresser contrasted perfectly with the powdered pink walls. She dreamed about it when she was younger, but now as she looked at the pillows that were thrown around the room she didn’t want it anymore.
Mags stopped as she saw a small torn paper on the ground. Mags didn’t know much about the Jesus stuff that Delilah liked, but she knew that this piece of paper, along with all the others scattered on the ground, were ripped from a bible.
Mags hadn’t noticed that the torn paper fell out of her hand when she saw Delilah. Her heart broke as she looked at Delilah’s tear stained pillow. Mag’s eyes followed up to Delilah’s face. That’s when Mag’s heart broke for a second time. A large purple bruise covered her left cheek.
“What the hell,” Mags didn’t mean to say the words out loud waking Delilah.
Delilah shot to the opposite corner when she saw a figure in front of her bed.
“Mags?” Delilah asked trying to hide in the shadows.
“Yeah...sorry...I didn’t mean to startle you. I was worried...,” Mags was interrupted when Delilah brought her into a hug.
Delilah tried to hide her crying, but it was to no avail. Once the first tear escaped, the rest formed rivers as they escaped her eyes. Mag’s mind raced as she tried to connect what had happened as she held a crying Delilah in her arms.
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BMC Headcanons
I have literally been thinking about this all day so
Christine knows sign language and taught Jeremy and Michael some and now they wont stop signing “i love you” at each other
(Rich doesnt know sign language and thinks theyre pretending to be at a rock concert)
Christine loves Disney and makes references all the time but Rich doesnt understand them bc hes never seen a Disney movie so she makes him watch a bunch of them
(his favorite it “Tangled”)
Michael drinks weed tea bc “I’m a refined stoner”
Rich is a musical buff so he and Christine sing musicals all the time together
Christine is also a history buff and her favorite musical is “Hamilton”
Rich is actually really good at sewing/cooking/etc bc his dad wont do any of that so he had to learn himself
Michael cronches bathbombs
(like if he and Jared existed in the same universe they would bond over cronching bathbombs)
sometimes Jeremy cries himself awake bc he misses his mom
Christine spends her weekends volunteering at the animal shelter and she spends so much time there they keep offering to pay her but she wont let them
Jake is actually really good at school he’s just kind of a ditz
(like he’s a complete math whiz and can recite the entire Constitution w/o hesitation but he forgets things like the role of Juliet in “Romeo and Juliet”)
Michael plays the saxophone
Brooke drinks five cups of tea per day
(during midterms and finals she pours monster into her tea)
Brooke and Michael are really good friends
Jenna has a bunch of hamsters and has dedicated almost her entire room to them
Chloe is a cat person and her parents got her a ragdoll kitten for her eleventh birthday and they are literally inseperable
(she taught it little tricks and everything and it likes walks and baths but it will literally only listen to her)
Brooke is totally more of a dog person and her family owns a chihuahua and a newfie
(they like to sit on her lap specifically chihuahua on top of newfie on top of Brooke)
Rich is a complete nerd and loves things like “Lord of the Rings” and “Harry Potter”
Rich has a bearded dragon named Voltron and he likes to put wings he made himself on it
(Jake thought Voltron was a band)
every Halloween the squip squad gets together to go trick-or-treating and watch “The Nightmare Before Christmas”
(Jake refuses to throw anymore Halloween parties)
despite burning his house down Jake doesn’t care and he and Rich are still best buds
when the squip squad has sleepovers Brooke and Chloe do everyone’s makeup
(the guys get more excited about it than the girls)
Jake wears crop tops
Rich exclusively wears tank tops even in the winter
Rich also almost exclusively listens to 2000s bops and literally prays to Beyonce
Christine’s favorite scents are citrus
Chloe writes faster in cursive than she does in print
Michael has terrible handwriting whether it’s cursive or print
(like to the point that even he cant read it)
Rich and Michael watch anime together (especially “Voltron”)
Rich is terrible at video games without his squip
Jake calls Michael “Mike” even though he initially told him not to
“Michael’s gotten so used to it that he doesn’t care anymore and is actually surprised if he calls him anything else)
Christine and Jenna get really really excited about the holidays and buy everyone gifts
everyone celebrates Hanukkah with Jeremy
Rich absolutely hates eggnog because he only knows about the alcoholic kind that his dad drinks and he’s actually a little scared of it
once Rich becomes friends w/ the rest of the squip squad he celebrates the holidays with them every year
(before he didnt really celebrate bc his home life kind of sucks)
(also after he first celebrates with the rest of the squip squad he lovesthe holidays as much as Christine and Jenna)
without his squip Rich has no idea how to flirt of be in a relationship so he is incredibly awkward
Jake doesnt know how to dab and cant seem to get it right
(like this vine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4Hl6Rx-n_s )
Chloe insists on Brooke carrying her and it’s to the point that she’ll just lift up her arms and Brooke will pick her up
Jenna and Christine are the groups’ moms
Rich and Jake play Wii Sports together
if Michael and Jeremy are playing a game against each other Michael lets Jeremy win sometimes
Jenna runs a blog and is working on starting a project to save the bees
Chloe plays soccer
Brooke sometimes insists that she and Chloe have a movie marathon
(their marathons can span days)
Jenna and Christine are the Platonic Power Couple™ that everyone thinks is dating but really theyre just good friends
(both of them are hella ace)
(Christine is aro/ace and Jenna is an ace lesbian)
the group would go to pride together
(Rich would wear the bi flag as a cape)
(Brooke would paint everyone’s faces w/ their flags)
Jake’s the kind of person that would casually mention he’s not straight and then be surprised that youre surprised
Jake would fist fight anyone who made his friends upset
(except for Rich because Rich would have already fought them)
Rich wants to open a bakery when he’s older
Brooke wears a pan-colored beanie
(even at school bc the teachers dont care enough to tell her to take it off)
Jake has his left ear pierced
Brooke is really good at drawing and runs an art blog
Brooke is very empathetic and acts as the group’s counselor
Mr. Heere’s first name is Greg
(don’t ask why it’s mostly cause he reminds me of Greg from “Steven Universe”)
on father’s day everyone gives Mr. Heere a little gift cause he acts like everyone’s dad
Jenna is a fanfic writer
sometimes the squip squad gets together to play Kahoot
(it gets really competitive and friendships are tested)
Jeremy understands that grades are meaningless in the long run but still gets really stressed when he’s not doing well in school
Michael likes to quote really obscure movies that no one knows
Jake owns a melodica
(he also knows how to play the piano really well)
Michael insists that he and Jeremy take pictures together to put on holiday cards and send them to all their friends
(Jeremy wears a Hanukkah sweater and Michael wears a sweater that says “HO HO HOMO”)
Rich likes to stand on top of things to feel taller
Michael wears light-up heelys
Michael always forgets which is left and right but instead of making Ls with his hands he checks his headphones
Rich believes in leprechauns
(every St. Patrick’s Day he makes Jake go leprechaun hunting with him)
(Jake anticipates it every year and keeps the day free so they can)
Jake is actually really bad at using electronics
Rich insults Jeremy affectionately
(one of his favorite’s is “noodle-boy”)
(at first Jeremy was offended but now he doesnt care)
Jake has owned his jacket for a really long time and it’s falling apart but he refuses to get rid of it
whenever Michael has to say the word “squip” he purposefully mispronounces it (ie squemp)
Rich calls people “godfucker”
the squip squad celebrates the fourth of July and Jeremy’s house because Mr. Heere likes to grill hamburgers and hot dogs for them
(Rich likes to help him cook)
Brooke has two moms
Michael drinks milk straight out of the gallon
Jeremy keeps buying new patches for Michael’s hoodie
Christine has an obsession with button pins so everyone pitches in to buy her a button maker for her birthday
the girls like to go to the Ren Faire
Chloe makes her own incense
Rich has Jake help him make snowmen in the winter because he always makes the bodies too big for him to reach to put its head on
Jenna runs a joke tumblr blog that posts cringey facebook memes
Brooke taught Chloe everything she knows about makeup
Christine stays up late sometimes to surprise her friends with gifts she made
Rich asks Michael to teach him curse words in Spanish
Jenna basically lives in Barnes and Noble
(Christine would but she doesnt have as much spending money so she lives in the library)
Michael likes “Undertale” because it’s got a cool storyline and he adores the animation
(he and Jeremy do voices for it when they play)
Rich bakes cookies for everyone during the holiday season
everyone has gifted Michael a new hoodie at least once but he only ever wears his red one and no one can figure out why
Jenna is in the color guard
after joining the play that one time Brooke found that she actually really likes acting
I am so sorry for such a long post, but feel free to add on if you want
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