#like i promise 🤚

[celestialwhoree]

💕have you seen that tiktok trend of girls calling their boyfriends their husbands? got me thinking how the cod men would react to it (not tiktok related ofc)💕

I love it I love it I love it 🥲🤚

Price already calls his partner 'The Mrs', 'The Wife' et cetera, so I don't think he'd be too surprised if his girlfriend was on the phone with her girlfriends or something making plans and she lets a "Let me check with the husband, one sec" slip. They also have very open conversations about marriage and what their future will look like, so husband, Mrs and other honorifics aren't some huge surprise or foreshadowing for an oncoming proposal.

Kyle's girlfriend is always calling him random things she's seen online. He awkwardly had to ask her whether calling someone 'pookie' was a good thing, to which she went on an hour long tangent of the 'lore'. She spends a lot of time online, whilst he has a private instagram page with like twenty followers and no profile picture which he uses exclusively to post workout pictures or hype her up in the comments of her own posts. If (when) she calls him husband, he knows it's not serious, but he's flattered nonetheless.

Simon knows that his girlfriend has a tendency to call him her husband when she's jealous. Girl getting to close to him at the pub? Husband. Some girl commenting on one of his (very infrequent) posts? Husband. She probably even goes so far as to take his phone to change his instagram bio to her username with a ring emoji. He's perfectly happy to go along with whatever makes her happy, and buys a shiny promise ring online for when they go out to really play up the marriage act.

Johnny actually shits his pants when she calls him hubby, or something along those lines, thinking she's found the engagement ring he's waiting for the right time to pull out. He freaks out when she says it, until she reassures him that it's just a trend, and she doesn't expect him to propose at any time soon. From then on out, he puts the ring box in a new hiding spot every couple of days, just to make sure that she doesn't find it. She already knows he's bought it, but she'll play along.

#cod mwii #mw2 #cod #call of duty #John price #captain john price #kyle gaz garrick #kyle garrick #gaz #simon ghost riley #simon riley #ghost #john soap mactavish #soap #johnny mactavish #tf141 #tf 141 #price x reader #gaz x reader #ghost x reader #soap x reader #cod mw2 #celestialwhoree #angies asks!

[sugar-omi]

I don’t think I read cove putting on a condom in that virginity loss post. Do I sense Cove having to awkwardly buy MC plan b? 😏😏🤭

[part 1]

listen. it's up for interpretation✋️😌🤚 maybe the parents left some rubbers in the house bc who KNOWS what'll happen. but that's exactly what i was thinking too🤭

you're both too eager to even think rationally, logically.

by the time he's ruined you with his tongue and stretched you open with his fingers, and the thought finally occurs to you two, you can't just let him go.

you promise him it'll be okay, that it's just one time and today should be safe. that you can just get a plan B and it'll be alright

his brain is too fogged to even disagree. because right now, his dick throbbing at the thought of losing his virginity raw. especially with you. to even think about all the lectures his parents gave, or even think about the consequences and how complicated his feelings are as a big fay teenage accident

tries to put up a bit of resistance, asks if you're sure. if you're really sure.

please don't try to reason with him by saying "well, if we do it raw the first time, i won't get curious when doing it with anyone else..."

because now he has to agree.

because fuck. what if the temptation is just as strong now, as down the line. what if he's too dazed to think straight. maybe, just maybe, feeling how hot and wet your pussy is around his cock will give him a bit of reason if he ever has sex with someone else..

finally he'd just growl lowly, curses and says "okay, fuck.. okay..." because now you've won him over. he can't go back now

thinks he's ruined just when the tip of his cock alone pushes past your entrance, that this is it. he's totally fucking pussy drunk for the rest of his life. there's no way he'll ever be able to recover for the feeling of your tight cunt squeezing around him, your legs and arms tangled around him and your thighs trembling and squeezing around his hips

all he'll be able to think of for the rest of his life will be how your eyes rollback, how they they flutter, and how his name sounds on your lips, all breathy and soft and whiny. it's a fucking symphony and he needs you to keep singing it

pants and inhales like he's running a fucking marathon with every cm and every inch of cock he sinks into you.

he's not small, and he hopes he stretched you enough, and of your hymn is still intact before now, he really hopes this doesn't hurt you too much.

it's so suffocating and hot. and even with tears welling up in your eyes, a tear or two running down your cheeks, he can't help but feel so fucking happy that you're under him like this, clinging onto him. whining and moaning his name. crying about his dick, how he's too fucking thick to fit inside you, how he's nudging your cervix once he's fully inside...

tries to ignore it but he's so happy you're doing this with him.

what if some other asshole had you under him like this. and then ran off and bragged, embarrassing you. or shamed you when you fought for how you cried and clung onto them like a needy whore

really tries to ignore the primalness rising in his chest. but fuck he has to admit his confidence is getting bigger by the second. has been ever since you said he's the only guy you trust to take your virginity and not regret it. that if you had a choice, you'd give it to him.

he's never cared about the whole virginity thing, and purity and all that... just wanted it to be with someone he trusted, and he's glad you feel the same

but now that you're here.. fuck it's flipped a switch inside him

right now, he doesn't know if he wants to give you up. your bodies are connected now.. you're taking him to the hilt, crying his name, and begging him for more.

just minutes ago you begged him to make you cum on his face.

he doesn't want anyone else to see that.

but that's so selfish, and disgusting. you're not even dating. this is just.. both of you taking precautions to not regret your first sexual experience

but fuck.. fuck if he doesn't feel like your souls are connected at this point. if he doesn't feel like you own a piece of him now..

which in fact. you do. and he does too.

he's the first to see you so vulnerable, so intimately.

no one else has seen you like this. you haven't called anyone else's name in that sultry voice and he's the first person besides yourself to make you cum.

he owns those firsts. and you own the same from him.

it's not like it's the first thing you've ever done together, really it shouldn't be this fucking life changing.

but not all best friends tell each other they want the other to pop their cherry, and not all best friends beg the other to please put it in, that that's enough and you're ready for it.

not all best friends moan out each others name, leav dark hickeys on each other, and definitely don't hold hands and kiss like lovers as they gently fuck into the other friend..

God he hopes he's your only best friend. at least the only best friend who can do this to you.

you're hardly accustomed to the intrusion before he picks up the pace. he had just kissed the tears off your cheeks and told you it's okay, he has you, you're doing so good..

and now he's slamming his hips down, his body weight pushing you into the mattress, and his face is buried in your neck, muttering apologies in your ear as if that'll make up for his cock bullying your sensitive, deflowered insides

you're so sensitive from your previous orgasms, and this is a whole new sensation. it's too much, he's so mean, but if he really was that mean, why is he holding your hand and kissing you, squeezing his hand between your body to rub your clit...

cove's always so sweet, so you can forgive him for being a bit of a bully tonight. even if your cervix and pussy is so tender afterwards, you can get over it because fuck it's too good to be mad at him

he's hitting all those spots you can't reach with your fingers, his cock dragging along every spot and his fat cock top nudging that delicious spot between your walls

he thinks he's gone to heaven when you lock your legs around him, begging him to keep hitting that spot. of course, he obliges, adjusting his knees and trying to keep a god rhythm as he fucks into that spot that has you crying so loudly, your nails dragging down his back...

you feel so fucking good.. and he groans when he looks between your bodies and see the creamy ring around his cock, strings of slick and cum connecting your pussy to his abdomen and the mess is all over both of your guys thighs.

it's sloppy. and dirty. dirtier than those sloppy French kisses you engaged in earlier, and cove didn't think he could get any harder until right now

between the mess and the way your pussy clings to his cock, the obscene shlicking noises, the way your cunt accepts him and gushes around him like you're made for him, and he's made for you..

he can't hold it anymore. especially when you cry as you cum around his cock, your legs locking behind his back ad your ego him to keep going.

cages you in his arms as he uses your pussy to bring him over the edge, running tight circles around your clit.

you're not letting up, even when he says he's gonna cum, that he should cum outside.. fuck it probably doesn't matter if he pulls out at this point.

all the pre cum his fat, pretty cock drooled inside your pussy, and if you made him cum before you went all the way, his cock was already sticky and wet with his semen, it's far too late to be cautious now.

his eyes roll back and flutter shut when he cums, groaning and he can't help but bite into your shoulder, not even thinking twice about it whole he dumps his fat, thick load inside your poor cunt..

he's totally painting your walls white, and it's spilling out around his cock.. you didn't think he could cum so much, didn't think it'd be possible..

it'll definitely be impossible to clean out later. you can feel how thick and clingy his cum is, you're going to be fingering and scooping out cum fron your sensitive guts for so long...

you have to ignore that dark part of you that says his cum is perfect for getting you pregnant. that it'd fill your womb up so nicely, that if it didn't take the first time it'd be a fucking miracle.

you choking around the primal urges filling up your chest, your brain.. you have to get him off you before you beg him to fuck you again. before a second round turns to three, than four...

you've been so irresponsible. but at least you can curse yourself about that instead of having your first times with assholes, right?

and at least cove will buy the plan B himself, or at least pass you the money for it. he's still a better gentleman than any other guy out there, so you definitely can't be mad about your first time...

#olba #our life: beginnings & always #cove holden #cove holden x reader #smut #cove holden smut #cove holden x mc

[starstruckmoony]

style.

masterlist

pairing - sirius black x fem!reader

summary - you and sirius start dating after accidentally running into each other at a concert but confirm nothing, just to watch everyone lose their shit online.

trope/tags - band/celeb!au, instagram/social media!au, modern!au, fluff, terrible humour

word count - 1k

warnings - language

part 1 / part 2 / part 3

yourusername

❤ liked by starmanblack, cissy_blck, r.a.black and 804,337 others

yourusername mirror's dirty but i felt pretty

7,164 comments

starmanblack damn smash

yourusername thirsty mf

starmanblack you're not wrong

cissy_blck i promise i'm cooler than your boyfriend

luciusssy i love you too bae

cissy_blck 🥰

bartyyy can you sign my house?

yourusername i'll see what i can do

lily_evans UMMMMMM MOTHER?

mmmckinnon mommy.

prongsyboy mama?

starmanblack PRONGS

user128836 i don't know the colour of anything

user702655 YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND????

user358991 sirius said smash and i agree

user073823 the only man we trust

user662627 i'm gonna clown so hard but why did half of sirius family like this post?

user491175 i almost sent a thirst tweet

starmanblack

❤ liked by yourusername, ev.rosier, marymacdonald and 799,853 others

starmanblack boyfriend vibes 😩

6,897 comments

yourusername very real

starmanblack i'm flattered

yourusername you better be

yourusername you still smell like horse tho

starmanblack go away

prongsyboy did you tell him i said hi?

starmanblack i got you his autograph

mmmckinnon you didn't even tag the photographer smh

starmanblack why are you offended in the name of the photographer?

mmmckinnon i'm just defending my wifey

casmeadowes i wasn't there???

user075764 DATE ME

user246766 you single?

user113388 he's dating y/n l/n

user300722 i volunteer to take your bf photos 🤚

user943534 CONFIRM THE RUMOURS I'M BEGGING

user855465 y/n has a boyfriend and you just put boyfriend in the caption so i'll live in delusion from now on

user464646 i wanna be a horse

prongsyboy added to their story

yourusername

❤ liked by starmanblack, pandorasbox, rjlupin and 844,008 others

yourusername london, i'm speechless. i had the most amazing time with all of you last night and i can't wait to perform for you again 💞 hearing you guys sing your hearts out with me was truly magical, thank you sooo much and i love love love every single one of you 💕 also! a special thanks that friend group from the first row who gave me a bunch of plushies, my heart is extra happy 😚

tagged ev.rosier

8,677 comments

starmanblack i was there, i can confirm

yourusername I COULDN'T SEE YOU IN THE CROWD AT FIRST AND I GOT SO SAD

starmanblack lol i love you sm

starmanblack my guitar fits your aesthetic nicely

yourusername i know right?!? me and her were meant to be

marymacdonald when i say best concert of my life i mean it

yourusername i don't deserve you

bartyyy first row seats hmghnhm 😩

yourusername perks of dating the photographer

ev.rosier you're welcome bartemius

user201010 i cried ugly tears

user927161 i formally apologise to the people who were near me 💀

user472738 ARE Y'ALL SEEING THIS??? THEY'RE DEFO DATING

user928312 YOU PLAYED MY FAVOURITE SONG AND I WASN'T THERE 😭😭😭

user446286 one of those plushies was from meeeee

user018381 lost my voice but it feels so right

starmanblack

❤ liked by yourusername, marymacdonald, lily_evans and 810,777 others

starmanblack ok.

7,995 comments

yourusername he loves you

starmanblack he bit my converse

yourusername it was an act of love

starmanblack AND HE STOLE ONE OF MY DOCS

yourusername IT. WAS. AN. ACT. OF. LOVE.

yourusername bet you deserved that

starmanblack you were just saying he loves me?

yourusername was i though?

vance_emm what in the gaslighting hell is going on above me?

r.a.black wdym? i'm loving it

user242539 i've yet to see a normal picture of this little guy

user301453 THE BICKERING LMAOOO

user463646 HELP HE'S VIOLATING YOU

user857433 he's in his reputation era

user302770 THIS DOG PLS

yourusername added to their story

celeb_gossip

♡ 37,022 likes

celeb_gossip a scandal is on its way! 👀 there's been word on the street that sirius black and y/n l/n have had a little something going on since the beginning of the year, and we are almost certain that this isn't just another case of senseless rumours. 🙈 other than constantly interacting with one another on social media, the two have been pictured entering l/n's apartment after what seemed like a romantic night out. 😌 several sources can prove that the couple has been caught in ways that scream everything BUT platonic, and we deem them quite credible. 😉 but in the light of all of this, the two singers haven't said anything. what do you think? 🤔 are they secretly together? 🤭 or are they secretly laughing at all of us? 😶 leave your opinion in the comments! 😘

12,558 comments

user438185 oH

user019570 EVERYBODY STAY CALM

user837999 i hope they sue you lol

user262626 they're defo laughing at us

user823715 THE POWER THESE TWO WOULD HOLD AS A COUPLE

user192072 LMAO THEY'D BREAK THE INTERNET IF THEY CONFIRMED IT

user137753 get a life wtf

user020191 pretty sure they're together

user647275 this is out of line

user244411 nah cause paps should be illegal

user302906 I NEED THEM TO SAY SOMETHING I'M LITERALLY FREAKING OUT

user522727 dunno but i want whatever they have going on

yourusername

❤ liked by bellatrixieb, cissy_blck, r.a.black and 855,006 others

yourusername tea pages are saying that i'm dating this weirdo 🤪

tagged starmanblack

10,675 comments

starmanblack people just love being funny

yourusername making me shed tears

starmanblack you could have found a better picture at least 🙄

yourusername fym? this is top tier stuff

starmanblack you're not getting your shades back

yourusername funny 🤣 i'll steal them back today 😐

vance_emm yeah and i'm a hamster

marymacdonald you kind of look like one though 🥺

mmmckinnon LMAOOOOO

starmanblack not you talking

mmmckinnon lmaoing ≠ talking

user283800 guess this confirms it ☹

user916373 WHY DO REG AND SIRIUS' COUSINS KEEP LIKING ALL YOUR POSTS THIS MAKES ME CONFUSEDDDD

user758234 does this mean you're free to date me?

user424116 YOU'RE TROLLING US

user021725 double meaning? (pls say sike i'm desperate)

user024477 calling sirius up rn

user555641 GUYS THERE'S STILL HOPE MAYBE THEY'RE JOKING AROUND

user828295 okay but does it actually matter 💀

starmanblack

❤ liked by lily_evans, pandorasbox, casmeadowes and 873,253 others

starmanblack feeding the paps

11,994 comments

yourusername bet they're still starving

starmanblack we should make out and post it

yourusername twitter will go CRAZYYY

yourusername we look dead tho

starmanblack i reckon it's the cheap wine

yourusername you calling me poor?

starmanblack 😇

prongsyboy i still don't get how or why you had my glasses

starmanblack aesthetic purposes

xeno_lovegood that's cute 🤩

starmanblack facts ong fr fr

cissy_blck reggie's sil

bellatrixieb i'm so jealous

user472721 I WANT

user882923 I CAN'T DECIDE WHO THE LUCKY ONE IS

user382541 NAUR STOP MESSING WITH US

user773724 WHATTGEDHQUXJQDJJQSJJW

user482972 OH MY GOD?????????

user362613 narcissa's comments making me all hopeful

user924474 I'M SO STRESSED

starmanblack added to their story

#sirius black #sirius black x reader #sirius black x y/n #sirius black x you #sirius black imagine #sirius black drabble #sirius black blurb #sirius black one shot #sirius black headcanon #sirius black fanfiction #james potter #remus lupin #peter pettigrew #lily evans #marlene mckinnon #mary macdonald #pandora lovegood #dorcas meadowes #xenophilius lovegood #narcissa malfoy #lucius malfoy #bellatrix lestrange #evan rosier #barty crouch jr #regulus black #emmeline vance #harry potter #harry potter fanfiction #marauders era #the marauders

[agendabymooner]

dear ! carlos s. x ofc (filipino!content creator!ofc)

“i promise i will hold your hand no matter what may come within the beautiful and captivating strangeness of our love.”

summary: much like the ricciardos, carlos and magda (mostly) have their own moments of weaknesses on twitter.

content warning: use of explicit language, tweets + insta post, allusions to smut/dirty joke (no graphic details), jumpscare!carlos at the 6th pic, ofc is a bit feral and a headache to carlos, concerned twitter friends in the replies, reference to other characters. press to view the tweets fully

note: at the hospital rn and i’m still posting crap. enjoy!

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[translation: i think she’s a ferrari fan]

tagged monamagdalena

liked by charles_leclerc, danielricciardo, loricciardo

monamagdalena qué vergüenza what a shame liked by carlossainzjr

user1 stop picking a fight with your own husband 😭

user2 it’s giving blake lively and ryan reynolds vibes 😆🤚

carlossainzjr you’re my headache 😒😔

monamagdalena i’m a permanent migraine bb 😚

landonorris nah she told me she’s a papaya girl

carlossainzjr nah she looked good in red last night so she’s not a papaya girl 😌

user3 UNHINGED.

user4 carlos hard launched his wife and became extra horny after that

charles_leclerc she better be a ferrari fan otherwise i dunno why you married her liked by carlossainzjr

monamagdalena bold words from someone who can’t even finish a whole plate of homemade filipino food

user5 CHARLES ?!?!

user6 some crime you committed 😳

landonorris how did he get to your house before i even did? i’m betrayed.

charles_leclerc bc you’ve had a lot of firsts. let me have my moment 😡

monamagdalena don’t you remember the day when i walked down the aisle then you laughed at me when i nearly tripped on the way? i do. liked by carlossainzjr

monamagdalena but it’s okay because i love you or whatever they say on tv liked by carlossainzjr

carlossainzjr aren’t you a sweetheart cariño 🥰

monamagdalena i hope you’re prepared to come home because i’ve got my nerf on the ready

loricciardo you two are like the epitome of my pregnancy hormones 😭

user7 it really has me wondering how carlos had managed to bag her and the other way around 🤣🤣

monamagdalena gayuma love potion

carlossainzjr certainly has nothing to do with her running me over with a shopping cart or whatever

tagged carlossainzjr

liked by loricciardo, charles_leclerc, landonorris

loricciardo PREACH SISTER 😩🙏 liked by monamagdalena

user1 mona 5:5 🙏

user2 our modern socrates frfr liked by monamagdalena

monamagdalena i did not take a philosophy class in university for nothing 😌

carlossainzjr you’re so messy everywhere cariño 😂😭 liked by monamagdalena

monamagdalena ur fault not mine, you were eveasjbcks

carlossainzjr we got a bottle of holy water you can indulge 😀

user3 send her to horny jail 😭😭

user4 she warned us from the very beginning when she posted that back pic don’t complain about it now 🤨

landonorris if it hadn’t been for the food i was promised i wouldn’t even bother stepping foot in your house

charles_leclerc i got scared bc what if they christened everything and i touched that surface

pierregasly carlossainzjr wow u wild mate

#formula one fanfiction #formula one fic #formula one x oc #formula one imagine #formula one smau #f1 imagine #f1 fic #f1 smau #f1 fanfic #carlos sainz jr x reader #carlos sainz smau #carlos sainz jr #carlos sainz #scuderia ferrari #carlos sainz jr imagine #carlos sainz x reader #carlos sainz imagine #carlos sainz jr instagram au #carlos sainz jr smau #carlos sainz x female reader #carlos sainz x oc #carlos sainz au #carlos sainz fluff #carlos sainz fanfic #carlos sainz social media au #f1 crack #f1 social media au #f1 instagram au #formula 1 imagine #formula 1 fanfic

[rhey-007]

The Mystery of Love

Fernando Alonso family fluff

|| P5 of Fernando Alonso x goth mommy!reader

• | socialmedia au

READ THE AUTHOR'S NOTE

Summary: A young couple falling in love on their parents', friends' and media's eyes.

A/N: This part is mostly focusing on Klaus and Bluebell, with exceptional snippets of Fernando and reader. If you haven't read previous parts go see them first cause you'll have no idea what's going on, nor who those people are :))

I promise this is the last (as for right now) part where I focus mostly on the kids (this time on Klaus) I just want to give them some more attention too. Next part will be full of Nando x reader 🙏💞 Also- I just realized I did a bad research 🧍‍♀️ Bluebell is not Christian's biological daughter, just Geri's and her surname is Halliwell, my bad 😓🤚 But I'll leave her as a Horner, don't want to change everything and it plays into the narration :))

If anyone would like to be added to the taglist or has any suggestion for future parts let me know!

Enjoy! 💞

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INSTAGRAM

liked by christianhorner, kl.au_s and 538 others

tagged: herbestie1, herbestie2, herbestie3, herbestie4, kl.au_s, herbestieboy

•bluebell_horner: 🍕🍜🎮🎲

•christianhorner: you know I love you but never again... Too many teens...

→ •bluebell_horner: You weren't even there!

→ •christianhorner: but I came back to hell of a mess 🧍‍♀️

→ •bluebell_horner: but we cleaned it anyway! >:(

→ •user1: •user imagine Christian coming back home to 7 teens and "hell of a mess" xD

→ •user2: I'm sure he almost fainted 😂

→ •user3: and Geri just laughed at him 😂

•user4: is that Klaus???

→ •user5: Yup! She even tagged him!

→ •user4: 😲 so they MAY be together!

→ •user6: seem more like friends now tbh 🤷‍♀️

INSTAGRAM

liked by herbestie1, kl.au_s and 628 others

tagged: kl.au_s, herbestie1, herbestie2, herbestieboy

•bluebell_horner: 🌱🌅🪵

•user7: Klaus is everywhere on this account!

→ •user8: there has to be something going on between them 🧍‍♀️

→ •user9: I bet Nando just randomly decided to meet them together one time on the paddock

→ •bluebell_horner: 1+

→ •user9: 😲

•herbestie2: best trip ever! Thx guys! 💞

→ •bluebell_horner: Ofc! 💞 Thank you too 😊

•kl.au_s: thanks for inviting me :))

→ •bluebell_horner: how could I not invite you! 💖

•user10: I'm surprised Christian let Bluebell go there lol

→ •user11: why wouldn't he?

→ •user10: well he's quite overprotective

→ •user11: oooh 😮

INSTAGRAM

liked by fernandoalo_oficial, kl.au_s, bluebell_horner and 1,563 others

tagged: kl.au_s, fernandoali_oficial, bluebell_horner

•y/n._.l/n: trip time ⛰️🌅🏕

•user12: not Klaus inviting Bluebell 😭🤚💞

→ •user13: it only confirms the rumors!

•fernandoalo_oficial: thanks for the amazing time! 😍❤

•bluebell_horner: thank you for inviting me! I had a great time! 🤗🥰

→ •y/n._.l/n: no problem honey! 💞 you're always welcome!

→ •user14: mother is mothering 😎🤙

•user15: NEW NANDO CONTENT YEEEE >:3

→ •user16: we still need more, •y/n._.l/n please?

👉👈🥺

•susie_wolff: beautiful photos and even more beautiful family! 💖

•sebastianvettel: can't wait to finally meet you! ❤ you make Nando so happy! 🤗

→ •y/n._.l/n: soon honey, soon! 💞

•mark_webber: can't believe Fernando got so lucky, wish the fam all the best! 🥰😍

→ •fernandoalo_oficial: what do you mean you can't believe it??? 😠

→ •mark_webber: you know I love you hihi 🤭

INSTAGRAM

liked by y/n._.l/n, fernandoalo_oficial and 36,349 others

tagged y/n._.l/n, fernandoalo_oficial, gerihalliwellhorner, kl.au_s, bluebell_horner, others

•christianhorner: grill time 😋🥩🍻

•y/n._.l/n: so greatful for the invite 💞 both us and kids had a great time!

→ •christianhorner: I'm glad to hear that :) you and kids are always welcome!

→ •fernandoalo_oficial: what about me??? :(

→ •christianhorner: you too Fernando, you too

•fernandoalo_oficial: next time at my place! 💪❤

→ •christianhorner: alright! 😎

→ •user17: fathers' grill wars??? I'd love to see that xD

→ •user18: ✨grill the grid but with actual grill✨

→ •user19: I would watch that

→ •user18: we all would!

→ •y/n._.l/n: •fernandoalo_oficial NO ❌

→ •kl.au_s: •fernandoalo_oficial HELL NAHH ❌

→ •fernandoalo_oficial: why not? 😭

→ •kl.au_s: LAST TIME YOU ALMOST BURNED THE KITCHEN, NEVER AGAIN

→ •y/n._.l/n: you'll burn the whole garden and house, no thank you ❤🙏

→ •fernandoalo_oficial: :(((

→ •user20: not Fernando almost burning the kitchen 😂

→ •user21: of course he almost burned something 🤦‍♀️

→ •user22: what counts is willingness 😅🤣

•maxverstappen1: great time spend in even better company! 😎💞 Penelope already can't wait for another play date!

→ •user23: we were robbed again!

→ •user24: when will we finally see the kids playing together istyendbdmdnw ❗❗❗

→ •y/n._.l/n: soon, soon <3

→ •user24: OOOO 😲💞

•user25: Alonso's, Verstappen's and Perez'es at one place? What a combo!

→ •user27: Fernando to redbull possibly???

→ •user28: that's a fever dream 🫠🥰

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•user29: the magic of Fernando "the matchmaker" Rizzlonso 😊✨

→ •user30: not only did he got himself a beautiful lady but also found one for his stepson!

→ •user31: the true matchmaker of the paddock 😎

•user32: they look so cute together 🥹

•user33: I'm sure Fernando was the one who met them

→ •user34: didn't Bluebell actually confirm it under one of her recent posts?

→ •user33: Oh right she did!

→ •user35: •user33 and I'm sure Christian's not happy about his babygirl meeting a boy xD

→ •user36: he's not just a boy 🙄 he's a literal god and a supermodel!

→ •user35: ...Don't think so, looks like a potato Blubell is too beautiful for him

→ •user36: you're a potato >:(

→ •user37: fangirls fangirling as always 😇✨

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Tag list: @morgan-getty @lichterfee @ashy-kit

#f1 #f1 fanfiction #fanfiction #female reader #formula 1 #formula one #fernando alonso #fluff #formula one fanfiction #fernando alonso fluff #fernando alonso x you #fernando alonso x reader #fernando alonso x y/n

[spunkyyyyyy]

Lucemond modern AU (they are rich and very famous family)

Someone created a rumor about Viserys II and Aegon III being the love child of Lucerys and Aemond. The media went crazy, and everyone is following the Targaryen and Velaryon wherever they go.

It all started when they saw Lucerys Velaryon carrying a stroller and a child was holding onto the hem of his shirt. Lucerys don't care about this rumor but his boyfriend, Aemond seems to be enjoying it. Adding more fuel to the fire about the rumor.

on one occasion, they saw Aemond carrying young Aegon on his waist. Aemond knows that they will be media following them the whole day, so he teaches Aegon to call him papa in front of the camera 😭🤚 before they leave, someone recorded Aegon calling Aemond papa, and the news

went crazy. All the things happening outside is a wildfire and a mess. No Targaryen nor Velaryon deny the news, but no one confirms it either. Daemon and Rhaenyra were all laughing about it, teasing Luke as the new parent of Aegon and Viserys.

Laenor and Harwin are now sharing "fatherly tips" with Aemond, sharing where he should enroll Viserys and Aegon in the best kindergarten school 😆 They keep on adding fire to the rumor just to laugh and to create chaos for the paparazzi 🤚😭

Rhaena would secretly take a picture of Aemond and Lucerys carrying Aegon and Viserys and he would post it on his IG post with the caption "aww 🥺🥺" AND SHE WOULD DELETE IT AFTER 5 MINUTES. Rhaena would immediately release a statement, saying she did not mean to post it on her public account, and of course, reports went crazy again cause "what did she mean by public account? do they have an unknown family private account? we need to know now!"

Baela wants to have fun too! Baela took a photo of baby Aegon and Lucerys where Aegon was napping on Lucerys' shoulders, and Lucerys was reading a book about "What to Expect when you are Expecting" The photo gained millions of likes and reactions within an hour.

Lucerys and Baela both high-five each other, proud of their little prank. Soon, Viserys (the older) and Alicent played along, saying "oh we have another grandchild coming?" and they all laughed 😭😭

the next day, the Targaryen family was all over the media with headlines "A new Targaryen baby on the way?!" "Heads up! New Targaryen Baby is on the way to steal our hearts!" and Paparazzi all waiting for Aemond to step out of his office, to catch a glimpse of him. Aemond did a little thing which he said to the paparazzi. "How about this, I let you guys know the name of the baby... if you promised not to harass my family any longer?" Oh boy, it worked like magic.

media dropped following them and taking pictures. Targaryen - Velaryon wonders why, but when Aemond shared what he did, they all end up laughing 😭🥺🤚

#lucemond #hotd au #lucerys x aemond

[marasiatheferret]

Hello🤚I have came with concepts of five nights at 3's Coffee (@lizaluvsthis make a au of). I just promised a design of security guard and other things so here are they😌

I'm laughing because 3 in yellow rabbit animatronic suit looks like he take crack😂( it a fnaf movie reference the red eyes). It's because this animatronics eyes glow to eyes colour.

Oh I seen it was saying Midnight Motorist 3 (it's from fnaf simulator midnight motorist minigame).

It was a while I said will show the drawings and concepts of I'm sorry😔

Hope everyone will like those.

#smg34 #smg3 #smg4 #smg4 fanart #art #smg3 fanart #fnaf smg3 and smg4 au #marasiatheferret #lizaluv #smg3 the yellow rabbit #smg4 the yellow bear #me as the security guard👍 #the red eyes fnaf movie

[kylelovskii]

Hey! So lately I've been thinking about Kyle x (fem) reader who is like really abusive but it's because her drinking problem and all her unhealthy relationships she's been in which Kyle finds out moments before he was about to break up with her because of her abusive behaviour and instead of breaking up he decided to try to help her somehow.

(Aged up ofc) A little fucked up idea but if you feel comfortable with writing something like that I would be grateful!

girl i was made for this don’t even worry 😭😭

this is so good i love it

thank you for requesting!

yes the title is the title of a smiths song 😒🤚

TW GUYSS!! abuse, slapping, alcohol abuse, yelling, arguing, humongous toxic relationship, mentions of sex, mentions of drug abuse

this night has opened my eyes

kyle could only imagine what awaited him when he opened the front door of your shared home. would you be drinking? would you just be angry no matter what? or would today be a good day and this break up'll go a bit smoother than planned?

hint: it’s not the last two.

before kyle could even put his hand on the door knob, he heard your loud voice erupt from the other side.

"quit fucking contacting me! i will never ever be with you ever again!"

maybe if he was quiet he could sneak past you. he slowly turned the door knob and stepped inside the house.

there you were, shaking a beer bottle near the phone to emphasize to the person on the other end how bad you’ve turned out. "you hear that?" you asked. "that’s fucking beer. i’ve turned into you now. and you wanna know who has to endure it? kyle! big fucking whoop."

kyle didn’t want to move. you were drunk off your ass, you’d definitely see him sneak by. out of being scared and all, he couldn’t help but wonder who you were talking to, but he didn’t have to wonder for much longer.

"you’ve turned me into this, stan. i don’t know why the hell you’re crying."

when kyle heard his best friends name, he squeaked, causing you to be alert and turn around. you stared at him and said, "stan, don’t ever call me again. bye." you hung up the phone and threw it on the couch.

beer sloshing all around in the bottle, you stormed over to kyle and grabbed him by his curly, red hair. "what the fuck are you doing, you little eavesdropper!?" you shouted, dragging him to the middle of the living room and throwing him down on the floor. "n—nothing! i wasn’t eavesdropping! i just got home, i swear!" as kyle laid on the floor, he put his hands up in defense. nothing had to be said, everything about him was already begging for mercy.

"you swear, huh?" you took a swig of beer. "if you swear, then why the hell were you still there when i looked!?" you screamed, slapping him on the 'hell' part of your sentence. he cried and put his hands over his face, trying to prevent you from striking his freckled face again. his glasses were scattered across the floor from how hard you hit him, and his cheek was starting to turn a peachy pink.

"i was scared to move! please, i won’t do it again!"

guess there would be no break up tonight. just a good beating and make up sex probably.

"yeah, yeah. i won’t do it again! i promise, i didn’t mean to! i was scared! that’s all i hear from you, wimp! you’re like a little girl. why can’t you act like a man and take a few punches, huh? why are you crying? why are you shaking like a damn leaf? nothin' to be scared of. im just g'nna hit ya a few times, teach you a lesson." your words were starting slur, yet you sounded more intimidating by the second. "you have to realize i will never take it easy on you. you have to realize i will only get worse until someone fixes me. until you realize that, you are useless. you are just another doll to punch."

kyle’s hands moved away from his face, hot tears staining his perfect cheeks. his breath was shaky along with his whole body. he always thought, deep deep down, you loved him, that he was the man you were gonna marry. he was wrong of course, but maybe there was still a possibility.

maybe that’s why he said, "but, (y/n), i love you."

that stunned you. your beer bottle dropped to the plush carpet, the intoxicating liquid seeping into the brown softness. your mouth formed a small 'o', and a single tear fell from your eye onto kyle’s face.

"you..you what?"

"i love you. i do. i’ll fix you. i will help you."

"no…no you won’t. you’re just too scared t'leave."

"no, i want to help you. i understand now. you’re not like this just for kicks. you’re just sick and in need of a cure, and i’m that cure."

"quit fuckin' talking like that!" you rose up your hand and struck kyle again. kyle let out a cry and screamed for you to stop. he was telling the truth, he wanted to help you. a break up would do no good for you. you would just go repeat this cycle with someone else.

kyle grabbed you by the collar of your shirt and pulled your face closer to his tear stained one. "i want to help you," he firmly said, his voice strained and high pitched from all the crying. your tears kept coming just like his, but you ignored them.

you yanked yourself from his grasp, getting off the floor and standing up straight. "get up," you told kyle and he scrambled to his feet. "please, (y/n)." kyle took your hand in his, pulling you back to him. you looked delirious. the under of your eyes purple, a bruise here and there from kyle trying to defend himself almost every night, your eyes red from crying, and your breath disgusting from all the booze you’ve downed today.

you just stared at him, your eyes going soft and half lidded. kyle slid a hand up to hold your face. he pecked your lips, the taste nauseating him, but he loved you nonetheless.

"you, uh, never told me your relationship with stan was bad like that," he said, giving you a sympathetic look. you sighed and shook your head. "he drank. a lot, as you may know, and he hurt me. mentally and physically. one thing led to another, i started drinkin' too. one day i came home, he tried to start somethin', and i beat the living shit out of him," you explained, but that wasn’t it.

"after stan was kenny, and he was on drugs. he drank a little too, but not as bad as me. he beat me, i beat him, then i ran away and went to cartman. i think cartman was the worst. with him, i could never fight back, so i just sat around, a fuckin' alcoholic with cuts and bruises all over me. i tried to break things off with him tons of times, but then he’d just beat me and then fuck me as an apology. i liked the sex, so that became a habit of mine with you." you sighed and cupped kyle’s face. "but you— you were different. you didn’t try to hurt me. but out of habit, i hurt you."

kyle just looked at you in shock. he never knew any of his friends were huge pieces of shit like that. except for cartman. kyle knew stan drank, but he didn’t know he beat his girlfriend. and he had no idea kenny was addicted to drugs.

but he understood now, you weren’t just mad for no reason with a hatred for the world. you were hurting, and you were being the only way you knew how to be.

kyle looked i to your eyes and saw something switch. you pushed him away and sank to your knees, sobbing. "kyle, just go! you feel sorry because i’m just another poor girl. you just want to help me because you’re sorry, not because you love me," you choked out. kyle sank to his knees in front of you. "no, i want to help you. i love you, i do. we’ll find you a good therapist. we’ll throw out all the beer. we can go to counseling. maybe get you into anger management or something. i will fix you. i’ll do whatever it takes."

you looked up at him, face drenched in tears. he was putting on his glasses back on and wiping all his tears away. "kyle, do you know how much money that’ll be?" you sobbed. this was no use. he couldn’t help you.

"we have the money. i promise. i’ll find you someone, and i’ll find someone for us. we’ll get you a new phone number so stan’ll stop calling you. i promise, you will get better, and i will be there every step of the way," kyle reassured and put his hands on your shoulders, giving them a good squeeze. "i know i keep telling you, but i love you. i—i wanna marry you."

"kyle, i just slapped you twice, and you wanna marry me?"

"yes i do," he chuckled. "please, just say it back. i love you."

you sighed, smiled, and shook your head. "i love you too, kyle. maybe if your plan is successful, we’ll have a white picket fence too." you laughed, looking at kyle, your tears drying. kyle laughed too and kissed you. it felt like love. it sounds weird, but to the both of you, it was the best way to describe it.

kyle stood up and stretched his hand out to you. "let’s clean you up and get this beer off the floor. you look like you haven’t slept in weeks," kyle said, putting an arm around you and leading you to the bathroom.

after cleaning you up and the mess on the living room, you looked like the pretty girl kyle remembered falling in love with.

"ky, can we please go t'bed. i’m tired as shit," you slurred, stumbling around in his arms. kyle swooped you up bridal style and took you to your shared bedroom. he gently laid you down in bed, then crawled in beside you.

as you drifted off, you quietly said, "kyle i’m s'sorry for the way i’ve treated you..please fix me."

kyle could only smile and kiss your head as you finally got some good rest.

#x reader #south park #south park x reader #kyle broflovski #toxic #toxic behavior #toxic ex #eric cartman #kenny mccormick #stan marsh #kenny mcormick x reader #south park kenny #kyle broflovski x reader

[marilynthornhilllover]

Hi, I love your fanfic of Morticia Addams x reader! I’m wondering if you can do “Mommy morticia x bratty reader?

mention of hair pulling, spanking, crying reader and comfort in the end?

Attitude problems

Dom!Morticia x brat!reader

Warning: smut, indecent language, praise kink, spanking,mommy kink, pulling of hair, crying, fluff.

Translations: mon amour = my love

Je vous aimed = I love you

Je t'aime aussi = I love you too

A/n: please note that all translations were done from Google if they are wrong i do apologies🤚. Enjoy💕

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You were not having it with mortica today. She had promised to take you shopping and now she wants to go visit her and uncle all the way across town, you were not having it.

It's not that you wanted to act like a brat, she was irritating you.

"Come on mon amour, you'll make us late" she shouted leaning against the car.

You slowly walked out of the mansion , the maid waving morticia a goodbye before she closed the door. You had a bad attitude today and mortica was getting impatient.

You locked eye contact with her and rolled your eyes, forcing a pout on your face before graciously taking your time to walk down the steps.

Morticia huffed as she walked up to you and grabbed your arm harshly. Her grip was insane giving the length of her acrylic nails. The was she manhandled you made your core ache.

"Do not play with me darling" she said in a harsh tone, her voice laced with dominance sending shivers through you. Shivers that she felt, oh how she loved the effect she had on you.

You gulped as she slightly pushed you towards the car, opening the door for you. As soon as you entered she slammed the door, starting you before walking over to her side mumbling something in French. That made you more angry.

What gaved her the right to be angry, after all she was the one breaking promises.

You scoffed as you turned to face the window avoiding eye contact with her as she entered the car. You knew she was shooting daggers at you.

It was a long ride, she tried playing your favorite song but after realizing you weren't keen about it she turned it off.

She then tried to place a hand on your thigh, slowly pushing it under your skirt making your breath hitch. She chuckled darkly as she felt that you were already soaked.

She removed her hand a small whine escaping your mouth as you played it off as a yawn. Morticia pulled up in the drive way of her uncle and his wife house smiling ear the ear.

You liked that she was happy but you were still disappointed that she changed the plans of the day.

She removed her seat belt and turned to look at you. Her smile dropped when she saw you still had your attitude.

Grabbing your chin to look at her she gaved you a stern look.

"Will you be on your best behavior?" She asked as her eyes flicked down to your lips.

"Yes mommy" you mumbled. she hummed in response and released your face with a slight push before getting out of the car. Mortica ran up to her uncle and his wife like a little kid who was getting adopted. You heard them greeting eachother in French obviously before all three if them turned to wait for you.

Seeing the impatient and confused expression on the two people's face plus morticias angry one you hurried your little feet up to them, forcing a smile.

" sorry, hi" you said as you reached them. Morticia flashed you a disapproving look before turning to introduce you to her family.

" this is y/n my wife" she spoke before repeating herself in French. The couple shared a confused surprised look before turning to look at you then back at mortica. You didn't know French too well, but since you've been with morticia you've learned quite a bit.

And you were positive the lady said you were too young to be with morticia before laughing her ass off.

"And as old as you are your still quite a a noisy bitch" you mumbled. Mortica gasped as she turned to look at you.

"Y/n that is not nice" she said, you swore you saw flames in her eyes. You rolled your eyes before looking away.

"She said your house looks nice, lovely colors" morticia said in french faking a smile. The lady looked at mortica in disbelief, if that is what you had truly said that wouldn't have been her reaction.

The lady gaved you a small smile before opening the door for you and morticia to enter. Her and her husband following behind, as you hear them whisper.

"Don't try to be smart mouth y/n, just because they don't speak English doesn't mean they don't understand it" she whispered in your ear.

Dinner went smoothly, the food was great, you managed to get a small house tour. But you still had your attitude... slightly.

"So tish how's Wednesday" the lady asked. You almost choked on your water, hearing the lady speak English was like hearing an animal talk. The lady flashed you a savage smile before returning her gaze to mortica.

That meant she had heard your insult earlier. But you didn't care nor did you regret it.

" Oh wednesday is..... how she's always been still most definitely destructive AND trying to pursue a career of an detective" morticia said as the two elderly people started laughing.

"I must get going now, we had a great time, right mon amour?" You nodded as you again faked a smile. You both said your goodbyes and left.

♧

The entire ride home was silent but you could read morticia like a book, and the grip she had on your thigh was insane. You could tell she was still angry and disappointed.

As soon as you both got home morticia had you dragged into the house and into the bedroom in no time. Taking off your clothes and bending you over her leg.

"You know how I feel about brats yet you still choose to act like one huh" she spoke sliding her fingers up your folds, slightly rubbing your clit.

You whine as you pushed back into her making her spank you hard. You moan as the sensation goes straight to your core. Oh how you wish you has just been a good girl.

"Tonight mon amour you'll be counting and I'll be spanking" she cooed as she caressed your ass cheeks. You knew too well what was about to go down.

Smack.

"One"

Smack

"Two"

Smack

"F-fuck tish" you tried to move away from her hold to only earn another hard slap to your already burning ass. Tears started to form in your eyes as the pain becomes unbearable.

Mortica grabbed both your hands and pressed them firmly against your back, keeping your body close to her.

" brats take what their given" she growled as she continued to leave her hand print against the skin of your ass.

You then tried moving again but she grabbed a fist full of your hair and pulled you back, making you let out a pornographic moan that was music to her ears. She gave you another slap to your ass making you jolt.

" such a good girl for mommy, taking her so well" she cooed in your ear kissing your earlobe as she went back to slapping your ass.

All you could do was take it. Regret was killing you but at the same time you were loving it.

After she was finished she picked you up and gently placed you on the bed, looking at you with pure love and adoration in her eyes.

" I'm sorry" you mumbled, tucking a strand of hair from her face to place it behind her ear, she smiled softly at you and placed a kiss on your nose.

"It's ok baby, je vous aimed" she whispered kissing you softly. The kiss was slowly and soft, sending electricity through you. You sighed into it. Morticia's kisses always made you feel so loved.

" Je t'aime aussi" you whispered, watching as she gasped in surprise. She chuckled softly as she kissed you again, pouring all her love for you into it.

She picked you up bridal style, making sure not to break the kiss before taking you into the bathroom to give you a shower.

She sat you down in the bathtub your back pressed against her front as she took her time and carefully washed your back as she left kisses along your spine.

You laid back into her as she left marks on your neck. You've never been more loved.

" I'd buy you the world if I could" she whispered, holding you tight around your mid section. The only thing you could focus on is the butterflies in your stomach and the closeness of your wife.

#morticia x reader #morticia addams #wednesday netflix #wednesday #wlw smut #punishment #the addams family #fanfic #fypシ゚viral #marilynthornhilllover #ask response

[klausysworld]

Updating you all again because I can 😄

Firstly it got to 49°c

Dunno where you guys are living but for me I felt like I was gonna die 🤚

My friend on the other hand was sunbathing got so long that a staff member asked her to go inside because they were worried she would get heat stroke.

Couldn’t be me

Anyway

I need to get a picture of the beach but here’s what it looks like generally.

Also there was this little cat in a plant pot that I would like to share

He was adorable but very violent. He did not like people.

And then here, look at some food:

Soo yeah, I’m on a boat trip thing tomorrow and i should get to see some dolphins and stuff so I’ll try get some photos of those :)

Hopefully I can try write at least one thing or finish something for you all at some point this week but I don’t wanna promise anything right now!

Miss you all and Love you all

Have a good morning/afternoon/evening/night

Oh also I tried a Shisha/Hookah which was fun

#rue rambels #tunisia #cat #melting #love you all #my air con isn’t working

[hffhifjou]

this might be a ‘controversial’ opinion, or basically just a stupid take about a silly thing that’s got me tilted but i have to get it off my chest.

✨everything cod related needs to be nihilistic and avant garde unless it is the complete opposite.✨

like i want to see ether a take on how these men are brothers because they’ve shat in the same bucket in some demolished building miles from everything they hold dear. and how they love each other more deeply then they love their own flesh and blood, because their own flesh and blood hasn’t held their crumbled, shattered, mutelated form and provided a promised safety; because nothing overcomes bonds of fear. OR a take on how 🤭🤭✨soap owns 3 fur coats and is weird abot the triple x movies! ☺️☺️ gaz still believes in santa! and has professed it DEAD seriously. ☹️🙏🙏 price watches love island but only the australian version. also 90 day fiancé ☺️☺️☺️ ghost is a inter fan… he has a david beckham poster up☠️🤚

#like tell me what tiktoks gaz likes #or tell me what he dreams about the night before deployment #both are avant garde to be fair #anything inbetween is SHIT GARBAGE #lemur’s stuff #IGNORE ME

[rainaur]

YOU ONLY!

𝐁𝐮𝐟𝐟 𝐒𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐤 𝐗 𝐅𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

𝐀𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫: @rainaur

𝐄𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐨𝐫: @hcrlenn

𝐈𝐧𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 "𝑺𝑯𝑹𝑬𝑲"

𝚆𝙰𝚁𝙽𝙸𝙽𝙶: Angst, mention of tiddies.

••𝐼𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒'𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑦 𝑔𝑟𝑎𝑚𝑚𝑎𝑟 𝑚𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑒𝑠 𝑤𝑒 𝑎𝑝𝑜𝑙𝑜𝑔𝑖𝑠𝑒, 𝐸𝑛𝑔𝑙𝑖𝑠ℎ 𝑖𝑠 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑜𝑢𝑟 4𝑡ℎ 𝑙𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑢𝑎𝑔𝑒😞🤚••

"I'm gonna leave now🙁" Y/N says, deciding to leave without listening to Shrek oppar's side of the story first, until.."Y/N wait😧", Shrek oppar says as he back hugs Y/N making her gasp as she realizes how buff he was by feeling his massive, scrumptious, delicious, Oowa oowa, tiddies on her back. "Shrek..pls leave me alone😞" she says but her body fails to follow those words, not trying to escape from his tight embrace as she felt comfort within his grasp because of his massive, scrumptious, delicious, oowa oowa, tiddies behind her. "NO! It's not Shrek..its Daddy oppar Shrekkie, pls call me that...like how you've always did" Shrek oppar says and turns her towards him forcing her to make eye contact with his oogly boogly eyes "babygurlie slurpie pookie😞 I only sarang you and you only🥺🫰... I now realize how back-stabbing Fionaur is towards you, I'll never hang out with her again even though she is my childhood best tomodachi-chingu-amigaur...pls,take me back babygurlie slurpie pookie" Y/N felt a bit satisfied listening to what Shrek oppar had to say so she looks deeply into his oogly boogly eyes and asks "....do you promise 🥺?" "Yes babygurlie slurpie pookie, I promise🥺🤙YAKUSOKU DESU✨🥺" Shrek oppar replies as he caresses Y/N's left cheek, kissing her and softly smiles when she returns it back.

The End desu 🥰✨

#Shrek #angst with a happy ending #fluff #Shrek Scenarious #Shrek Fanfiction #Shrek imagines #established relationship #female reader #Shrekxreader #Spotify

[demon-girl-2004]

Hello~

How do u think would Wukongs(all of them IM A SIMP FOR EVERY VERSION OF HIM🤚🤠) to a S/O who is like REALLY TOUCH STARVED aaand really clingy 👉👈👀

Love your writings💫 Have a good night/day💫

Of course I can!

Romantic

Gender not specified

Touch starved s/o

Nezha reborn sun Wukong

Oh sweet baby he doesn’t mind at all! He loves touching you just as much as you love his touch. And yes he clings onto you too, it's been a very long time since he’s really had anyone.He may joke about how you're clingy from time to time but he means nothing by it.

“Jeez babe you just can’t keep your hands off me huh? Hehehe”

Buy don’t think anything of it, he’s just messing with you and he’s jus as touch starved as too.

Reborn sun wukong

Oooohhhhhh this little asshole…he acts like he doesn’t like it but he does. He loves having you cling to him all the time, it lets him know that your safe.In fact he clings to you more than you cling to him! And he always like-

“Ugh! Let me go! I have work to do!”

And then he’ll turn around and wrap his arms around you and not let you go under any circumstances.

DOTA2 sun Wukong

He doesn’t mind it one bit and he often clings to you as well. He likes always having you touching him or in his arms, it keeps his confidence up! And it lets him know you still love him too. But sometimes he does have stuff to do-

“Not right now, I promise we will cuddle later alright?”

All in all he loves how clingy you are and he doesn’t care if anyone sees it.

SMITE sun Wukong

You might think that he wouldn’t like it or that maybe he would be embarrassed or try to hide because he doesn’t want people to view him as weak. But you’d be wrong, Wukong truly doesn’t care who sees him be affectionate with you. And he loves always having you touch him.

“The great sage requests your attention and affection”

In fact he’s so used to you being affectionate with him that if you stop for some reason he’ll think something to wrong

LEAGUE OF LEGENDS sun Wukong

He’s a bit shy about it. I am not gonna lie like having someone always show him affection in nice don’t get him wrong. But it can be kinda embarrassing when it’s in front of other people. So he may or may not tell you to stop depending on who’s in front of him-

“Not in front of everyone…”

But he’ll always apologise and explain later and the moment the two of you are alone?? Oh! He’s all over you with affection!! He loves affection!!

LEGO sun Wukong’s

Oh hunny all you're gonna do is boast this man’s already huge ego. He doesn’t mind one bit that your clingy. Especially since he’s clingy as well.

“Oooohhh peaches!! It’s cuddle time!!”

If you wanna cuddle prepare to be stuck there for hours

LEGO macaque

He’s so confused as to why you wanna touch him all the time- like he likes it but he doesn’t understand it. He thinks you want something from him-

“You don’t have to be like that if you want something from me”

Just tell him that’s the way you are and he’ll be happy.

Masterlist

#monkie kid #lmk monkey king #monkie kid macaque #smitexreader #sun wukong #sun wukong x reader #x reader #lmk macaque #lmk sun wukong #monkie kid monkey king #dota2 #nezha reborn

[imagineanime2022]

League Of Villains W/ A Rouge S/O

Tomura Shigaraki X Reader, Dabi X Reader

Requested: Anon

Request: What if Rogue From the X-Men joins the League of Villains it doesn’t matter which ever LOV character you choose, or all of them just have fun with it😁

Although Shigaraki would be intrigued to know that there is somebody who has a similar quirk like he does? But then again, reader has a quirk like rogue from the X-Men and we don’t know that if she touches someone she can shape shift into them, and also take their powers and some of their memories.

(for those of us who grew up reading the X-Men comics we don’t know what rogue is capable of.)

A/N: Only did two for this one but if you wanted the others let me know and I can get those out too.

Tomura Shigaraki

🤚 Shigaraki has never met anyone who has the same drawbacks to their quirk as him, people seemed to misunderstand his fear for touch as a dislike for it. 🤚 He doesn’t see that there is anything to hide when he first meets you and so he doesn’t fear your touch or shy away from it. He is still careful with his touch but he’s more relaxed around you because you don’t fear him. 🤚 Honestly believes that you are very useful, with your quirk you were able to slide seamlessly into undercover situations and go undetected. 🤚 As someone who is in a relationship with him, you would have different ways of showing affection which take centre stage. Words, Acts and such become commonplace especially when you can't touch each other.

It was early morning, you had woken up ready for the day but it seemed that Shigaraki hadn’t actually been to sleep yet. “Have you been up all night?” You asked. Shigaraki looked at you for a second before shrugging. “What’s the time?” He asked. “7:00am.” You answered shuffling down the bed crossing your legs as your hands reached out to his hair gently playing with it. “Yes.” Came a late answer to an earlier question and you rolled your eyes. “You were supposed to be getting some sleep, we’ve got a lot to get done today, you can’t fall asleep in the middle of the day.” You warned him and he rolled his eyes. “I’m not going to fall asleep.” He grumbled, you lifted your hands in surrender even if he couldn’t see you and shuffled around him standing to head to the bathroom and start getting ready before you got too far Shigaraki a small tap to your thigh, a short touch that called your attention to him without risking the activation of either of your quirks. “I’ll sleep once we’re done.” You smiled as you walked over and pressed a kiss to the top of his head. “I’ll find some time for you to get some rest.” You promised “now get dressed we have to get down there before they come looking for us.” “Mmm.” He hummed. “Don’t worry we’ll be sending most of the off somewhere else today.” You winked. “Then it’ll just be us.”

Dabi

🔥 Dabi had things to hide, your quirk made him uncomfortable at first, he was lad for your tendency to wear gloves and watch where you touched. 🔥 Most of the other members had no problem with you touching them and possibly seeing a part of them that they hadn’t shared yet, but his plan hinged on the fact that his identity and everything that he hid stayed hidden. 🔥 You respected that but it made it harder for you to get to know each other very well. That being said you worked well together considering no one really knew who Dabi was and you could be anyone you wanted, you were perfect for information gathering and became close quickly. 🔥 Once you were in a relationship, he trusted you more and eventually told you what he had been hiding. You promised to keep it a secret and even help him get what he wanted.

You stumbled back as Kai’s memories merged with your own, caught so off guard that if Dabi hadn’t been watching to protect you with his own blast of fire, he caught you around the waist and pulled you back away from the man as Shigaraki took up the fight. It wasn’t until Kai had left that Dabi turned to you gently moving your hair from your face as he looked you over to make sure that you were okay. “What did you see?” Shigaraki asked. “I…” You tried to make sense of it, you had only seen flashes. “You what?” Shigaraki asked impatiently. “Give her a minute, back off.” Dabi warned as he turned back to you. “Are you okay?” “I’m okay.” You answered. “His head and memories, the way that he sees the world makes him dangerous, I’ve never seen someone who thinks that way… He’s dangerous and he’s playing 6 moves ahead.” “So he’s smart?” Shigaraki asked. “More than that, he shows a total disregard for those around him, he’s clinical in his actions, he has a weapon, something he holds at the key to his plan, I don’t know what it is, given how important it is it’s hidden behind barriers.” You explained. “Thank you.” Shigaraki said before standing “wait here, I will meet him as he wants and we will act from there.” “You shouldn’t go alone maybe-” “You are in no state to go anywhere, I will be fine, he has no intention of killing me, if he did, he would have tried already.” Shigaraki reminded him. “Let him go, you need rest, I’ve never seen anyone hit you that hard.” Dabi said as Shigaraki left. “He didn’t want me in his head, he’s not well, OCD affects the way that the brain works and so being in it even if only for a few seconds was disorientating.” You explained. “Then rest.” He prompted. “Yeah okay.” You nodded.

Request Here!!

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[kittyamore0]

HEy! Hope your having a great day or night! Could you please do a Scaramouche/Kunikuzushi NSFW post? WIth a fem reader and hes eating her out and since shes been a brat, he doesnt like her finish as punishment? LIke hes rlly degrading and just a bit praising and if you want to put anything else then thats okay! TYSMMM!

A/N: You def took my ticket to heaven away 😭🤚

LITTLE NOTE: NOT proof-read because i was in a rush.

SUMMARY: A starved Kunikuzushi has his way with you <3

RATING: NSFW ! (Minors will be blocked if caught reading this)

WRITING STYLE: One-shot

CW: Brat-taming kink, overstim, degrading kink, slight praising kink, face riding, oral, pet names such as ‘brat,’ slut,’ ‘whore,’ ‘pretty girl,’ etc…orgasm denial, dumbification kink, hair tugging, reader crying, biting, marks, cum swallowing.

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“K-kuni…ah…Kuni…!” His name rolled of your tongue breathlessly. That shit-eating grin grew even more, as he lapped his tongue further in between your thighs.

You immediately closed your eyes, letting the pleasurable sensations drown you. You let out a soft yelp when you felt your boyfriends sharp nails grip on your tender hips. “Keep your eyes open, slut. Wanna have you watch me eat this needy cunt out,” He grunted into your clit, watching you meekly nod.

Your grip tightened on his dark indigo hair, as he flicked your nub with his tongue. He placed soft kisses on your clit, teasing you at this point. He huffed when you still wouldn’t open your eyes, opening his mouth to take a hard bite of your plush thighs, leaving his mark. “Ngh…s’too hard,” a whine slipped out of your bruised lips, to which he only chuckle against your soft skin. You softly pouted upon noticing that he stopped. “Please, Kuni…please…” You rutted against his face. "Wanna cum.." he tsked in response. “Such a brat. You haven’t even open your eyes yet. I don't like repeating myself,: you quickly opened your eyes, tears pricking at the corner, not wanting to be teased. "m'sorry, m'sorry..." He shook his head in disapproval. "Now you're sorry? Do indulge me, where did that bratty, whoreish attitude of yours go?" You mewled at his comment.

"I don't think you deserve to cum. Not at all." Tears were now officially falling down your flushed cheeks. "No...!" You quietly protested. "I'll be good...i will! pro promise...just please..." He scoffed, which only made you frown at him. "Sure you will," he said sarcastically.

"Kuni...I'll be a good girl, i really will! Want you to make me cum, need you..!" He hummed in pride. "How badly do you need me?" You whimpered and thrusted your hips into his pre-cum covered face. "Badly! need s'much. It hurts..." Awe, how could he say no to that face? You always did look so pretty when you cried.

He smiled quite sweetly, before nuzzling his nose into your sticky cervix while placing kisses and licking up stripes. His lewd actions sending waves of pleasure through you once again. Stars now clouding your vision. Kunikuzushi listened to you babble on nonsense with a smug look plastered on his face.

He loved fucking you dumb, on his cock, with his slick fingers, his tongue, muscular thigh and so much more. All just to hear you repeat his name over and over while tears streamed down your face, following filthy noises after another.

"Pretty, pretty girl..." His words sent vibrations below your lower hips, sending straight to your core as well. "Ah! Dont " You can barely finish your sentence due to your blanked out mind. "What, can't my compliments? Awe, are you too fucked out to even speak? How cute..." A lump caught in your throat. It was too much. All of it was, but oh, how much you loved it.

Your core swirled, a feeling of euphoria bubbling up in your lower abdomen. kuni could sense it too, thus he let his talll fingers enter you. Plumming in and out at a fast pace. "Hah! Oh, fuck! " You placed your free hand over your mouth, biting the palm as well. "Cum cumming! " As you were about to release, you felt your taunting boyfriend hold your hips down. "W what...?" He sighed. "Did i say you can cum?" His face turning into a scowl.

"Please let me cum! I've been good. Please, please please, Kuni! kuni...don't do this please..." he seemed lost in thought presumingly thinking about your protest. "Alright. You have been a good girl. I'll be nice, this once."

You gasped as you let yourself come undone, once again unraveling yourself in front of your ego-filled boyfriend. Not that you mind. Your chest heaves up and down, a glistening light on your breast and pussy. You heard your boyfriend mumble a soft, 'good girl' stirring up butterflies into your stomach.

You starred as your boyfriend swallowed your bittersweet cum, licking up the remains that laid on your thighs and cunt. He smiled to himself, before he stuck his tongue back into your overstimed cunt, making you moan loudly.

"Ready for another go?"

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#scaramouche #scaramucci #female reader #smut warning #smut visuals #genshin impact x reader #genshin x you #genshin impact #genshin imagines #genshin harbingers #harbinger smut #kunikuzushi #scara x reader #scara smut #scara genshin #18+ obviously

[forlix]

talking ab fallen star cos that fic consumed me when i first read it and consumed me again when i reread it earlier 🤚

firstly the way he kept his promise to bring mc to the airport it really broke me. it's so melancholic like there have been broken promises before but hyunjin wouldn't dare end their relationship on another one? you can still feel the love he has for t hemin the way he tiredly made his way to drive to their house and to the airport after he came back from his own long flight it honestly makes me insane.

i love how in the car there's this like faint and twisted idea of hope lingering between them. some part of them still longs for the other and it's right there they could just grab the very thing they yearn for but it's incomplete. it's not the same. honestly when mc mutters "idiot" it really made me think like are they calling hyunjin an idiot? or themselves an idiot? and ac i feel like they meant both of them are idiots for allowing themselves to end up in this awkward but necessary situation.

there are some unresolved feelings and unanswered questions while they sit in silence on the way to the airport, but the airport scene™️ gives them both the closure they need. they're not getting back together, no matter how much one might like, but the tension in the car shows a sliver of hope that they would and i feel like it really emanates in your writing and makes me as a reader reader hope for a happier ending as well. also the shaky "fuck" describes my feelings as i read this as well thanks btw 🥲

and this is all from my own mind but i imagine reader saw a photo or maybe got an invitation to hyun's wedding and they realize he's okay and it makes them reflect on themselves and with a heavy heart they realize theyre okay too. the worst part is there's no definitive point where they felt or "became" okay, because like you said, time is the best medicine and gradually mc just healed. but knowing that hyun is okay and has moved on kind of popped a bubble of reserved feelings and its not necessarily sad its just kind of disheartening or numbing?

idk how i started yapping sm lol i read wayyyy into this HAHAHA. i chose to analyze this instead of study for my finals ☝️🤓 but in conclusion, xian i love falling star and its yet another product of ur mindblowing sexy brain i love you so much bby and i js wanna say im so proud of you <3

when i tell u i saw this while studying (also for my finals) and it had my jaw on the floor my head in the clouds i couldn't focus for the LIFE of me afterwards. WDYM YOU WROTE ME AN ESSAY OF UR THOUGHTS ON MY WRITING? IS IT MY BIRTHDAY?? i love you so fucking much omg. thank u for sending this in my lovely star :') putting my VERY ramble-y response under the cut

"there have been broken promises before but hyunjin wouldn't dare end their relationship on another one" is soooo poignantly put and so so so correct. honestly him remembering the day and time of the flight was supposed to be a show of pettiness at first, like "you called me unreliable so here i am bitch" lmfaooo but let's be real you're right on the money with his real intentions. he was literally counting down the days until he had an excuse to see mc again.. he was also worried about the flight being so early and wanted to ensure their safety... AGGHHH not me hurting myself thinking ab this couple 😭

"when mc mutters "idiot" it really made me think like are they calling hyunjin an idiot? or themselves an idiot?" I LOVEEEE LOVE LOVE THIS? god u are a genius i adore you. i totally see this being the case. if i may add, maybe mc thinks they're an idiot because they reciprocate hyunjin's yearning even after everything that's transpired. like inward frustration that there are still feelings there? yeah. ur a genius.

about the slivers of hope after the car scene, i apologize for the lack of a happy ending love </3 the fic was definitely challenging (and saddening) but also refreshing to write. i really wanted to explore a couple that is well and truly doomed bc some of the relationships in our lives are doomed, yaknow? and you can recognize that and still have a lot of love for the person at the same time bc human beings are fucking complicated like that. but please consider this my official justification for posting something so depressing

"and this is all from my own mind but i imagine reader saw a photo or maybe got an invitation to hyun's wedding and they realize he's okay and it makes them reflect on themselves and with a heavy heart they realize theyre okay too." FUCKKKK NOT THE WEDDING PICTURE. this just made me frown irl. if i may add.....again..... what if they physically run into each other and that's how mc knows? at the start of the convo mc kinda feels the familiar stirrings again but it's more out of habit than anything. they talk for a bit and it's really pleasant and mc notices he has a ring on his finger and they realize they feel ✨ nothing ✨ about it anymore. but there's just an inkling of remorse remaining about the whole situation. like a passing thought of "maybe in a different universe we would've made things work"....haha.....fuck. BUT mc is happy hyunjin's happy, and mc is happy to have recovered, and life goes on

as for ur entire last paragraph i might actually cry, i'm so glad you love the fic and i truly do appreciate u taking the time to look into my fic this closely so so so much :'( you keep me going, I MEAN IT

#smothers u with kisses this made my whole life ily #*inbox