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germworms · 7 months

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"Half-a-Life"

Two short panels of an idea, half-a-life, the ethubs short story. Continued?

#Like I promised #if Ethubs won over ranchers I would start the comic #Ethubs #Ethubs comic #Ethoslab #Bdoubleo #Bdubs #Limited Life #Last Life #Limited Life x Last life #Half a Life #Half a life ethubs #Bdoubleo100 #hermitcraft #Life series #hermitblr #trafficblr #germworms

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illiana-mystery · 2 years

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Sit back and relax while Alfred tells you about The Jersey Devil.

(Oh, and there's a little sprinkle of extra fatherly fluff in there too)

#here's some more elephant dad #like i promised #he's so cute #i love elephant dad #he's so wholesome #he's the best #andy peltzer #summer camp island #animated alfredo #video edits #alfred molina #videos

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lowlyroach · 12 days

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1234) Are you going to disappear?

He spins his index finger

In circles around his temple

I know before he says it

I want to get Loco tonight

So we

Shotgun a four loco

I've only done this once before

I accidentally splash it all over myself

You're going to die one day

You're getting old and you're going to die

Drink this

I'm laughing

At every bit

EJ can't stand the taste

I forgot the reaction my body has

Why did he pick the worst flavor?

He lies in the grass for a while

Gagging as he tries to drink it all

Long after I've finished mine

He picks the grass out of his hair

This goes to show your tolerance is

Unnaturally high

I come in here shit faced and you're

Like a regular person

Listen, I don't know why that's the case

Why do you think I stuck with

Hundred proof so long?

I walk out and he's still laying in the grass

I collapse - laughing

We talk about food so I

Cook them burgers

Wait - they have bogo on a pound of blue crab?

Guys, I don't want to pay for seafood

Crabs are garbage

I stand on my tippy toes

Making eye contact with EJ

Over the top of the freezer door

Jacob, you're going to die one day

If we get crab, you're going to eat some

I'm going to die one day?

Yes.

Alright, then, I'll snack on some crab

Just incase-

You want to say anything else

I keep my phone off silent

Just incase you

Want to call or

Say anything else

I keep it on standby

I'm going to try to get shredded

In the meantime

But - like, I'll always be here

Literally, always, promise

So - whatever.

That's two for flinching

(Either one of them could kick my ass)

You know, I taught Jake how to

Throw a punch two years ago

He's like my son

Throwing 900's at Arcade Monsters

Yeah now I'm coming to take the title

Catch these hands and that's

Four now, for flinching

You're racking up the debt

Make that six

I'll take you both at the same time

That's eight, text your girlfriend you're

Going home in a body bag

(Nobody ever flinches, and it only makes it funnier)

Hand me the bong

No, you hand me the bong

My arms are so short

As soon as I get up to

Hand one of these babies the bong

All the way across the room

Alex decides to pick it up

To ensure I wasted my efforts to help them

I double over laughing

EJ dabs me up as we get ready to

Take a shot

He always holds onto it for too long

Afraid of the hundred proof

Going down unsteady

After we high five

I turn around and

Alex has already downed mine

I'm laughing so hard I collapse

My neck ticks-

Would you please share this laughter with me?

They want to smoke cigarettes

We take the pack out and

Drag one down

Only five left before

I'm done with them

I'll wait for the next time they

Want to smoke

Between UFC fights

Me and EJ are being high energy

Alex has that look in his face that's

Perfectly somewhere between

Disappointed father and

Worried

My knees scrape the carpet as

I gasp for breath

You tryna get pieced up?

Don't you weigh like 60 pounds?

Yeah, it'll be embarrassing when I take you down

I offer my comforter to EJ but he

Denies it and then

Keeps mentioning how comfortable I look

Yeah, this is pretty nice!

Do you want it?

No, it's like.. yours

This guy is fucking ridiculous

I'm so comfortable but

I keep thinking I wish you were

By my side

Sharing a laugh with me or

Holding my hand

Alex takes a hit and

EJ is pestering him while he does it

So he blows the smoke in his face

What are you laughing at?

I answer,

I just love my friends.

My neck tics

Would you share a laugh with me?

They're falling asleep before the main card

I don't even watch UFC

I look at EJ and he's

Side-eyeing me ensuring I don't

Catch him slipping again

Jake, when you get your own place next month

Are we going to ever see you, again?

Are you going to disappear?

I don't know

I do have the biggest table around here.

I drive EJ home

He's shivering immediately

Don't worry bud, I'm going to warm you up!

I blast the heater and

Drop him off

Get back home and

Put back the Roach

He was just hanging out in the background, anyway

#poem #poetry #0413 #i assume you're still reading these but like.. are you still reading these? (even though i told you not to)#do what's best for you - i guess.. ill be around until death #if you need me im here #if you want me im here #just dont come back and not stay - please and thank you #cuz like.. im going to stay.. always and forever..#like i promised #okay done fucking editing this jfc shut the fuck up go to bed

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mslangermann-a · 1 year

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VERSE ; DELL’INFERNO (AKA OF HELL)

this time, lynn does not escape on her own. this time, she awakens to the soft whimper of a child in the arms of her husband (gone, lost). this time, the child is carried in the crook of her arm, out of that place, away from the nightmare. tests, exams, assessments all deem the child to be natural - living and healthy. the images on the screen warp and twitch as the doctor conducts their test. the lights flicker above. shadows dance across the walls, but only for a moment. a trick of the eye. HER TRUE FACE. lynn’s own horrors have to be grappled with, alongside raising the child that never could’ve been his. blake’s. it couldn’t. it’d been months. how was this possible?

#VERSE ; DELL'INFERNO #anyway #like i promised #baby is real au

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ertrunkenerwassergeist · 2 years

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English-Hadnissa Dictionary: A

to accompany s.o. = komalne

adoptive father = memocrisi

papa = mocri, moci

adoptive mother = namacrisi

mama = macri, maci

age = sinehax

and = ala

to appear = ogirne

to be awake = uristne (run)

#hadnissa dictionary #language post #conlang #hadnissa #letter a #like I promised #here's the start

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taffywabbit · 4 months

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they should invent a new type of "staying in bed for 2-3 hours after you wake up repeatedly opening and closing apps on your phone" where it makes you feel awesome and energized and emotionally fulfilled

#buny text #I'm fine i've just been staying up too late playing bg3 the past few nights #and then wanting to wake up before noon so my parents don't say anything rude to me so i end up getting less sleep to facilitate that #and it's catching up to me #i feel like this explanation maybe undermines my previous statement of 'I'm fine' a bit but I'm fine i promise #look at my lop posts boy

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 14 days

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Knowledge Revenge.

#dungeon meshi #chilchuk tims #senshi #Somewhat of an unofficial sequel to the Dragon Comic. I promise I have more versatility in my jokes. I just had to take this opportunity.#Senshi is pretty much a recluse. I think he would know a few of these 'gottems' but not all.#Chilchuck would know gottems that are nearly lost to time. The deep cuts. The ones that you fall for because they are that obscure.#I would also like to take a moment to confess that after the last comic in which I posed a gottem -#I fell victim to a Mind Goblin Attack. I was thoroughly got. I will be on higher alert this time.#So NOBODY be funny in the tags. I am gullible and I like to share things with my friends. Who are *ruthless*.#I have a mild resistance to Vicious Mockery at this point but I can only take so much.#Happy Thistle Thursday Everyone! See you next week!

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obsob · 3 months

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i am a being capable of immeasurable love and whimsy

#and also. am a ilittlel kitty :3 #mine #cats #brain empy. felt tip cats ONLY #we were promised snow today n then they decided actually :) rain all day for u #i bought new wool for a cardigan today im SO excited its gna be so colourful #i was going to do some sort of Thing on the back like a heart or something but im still too scared to do colour changing stuff #maybe....maybe next time #i think i will try a patter w like. an actual grid with it first rather than just rawdog it #bc i . do not know what im doing :3

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kelddaa · 1 month

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I was plagued by a vision

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #laios touden #laios #wondered what laios would look like in a crop top #don't ask me why #“someone should do something about this"#remembers I’m an artist #blacks out #this appeared #dunmeshi #shit post art #redraw #kelds art #kelddaa #anime-onlys I promise this will make more sense later

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platyroonism · 2 months

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aren't you tired of being nice? don't you just wanna go apeshit?

#flowey #papyrus #undertale #i just had an idea HFDLHKALHFJKDAL #EDIT: TO BE CLEAR i think papyrus and flowey are besties but flowey tantrums like a baby and needs his shit rocked sometimes #hiii i didn't think so many people would rb this and now it's top post in papyrus' tag (sob)#sorry to the papyrus and flowey friendship truthers i'm one of u........ i promise...#plart

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abracadaze · 2 years

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i feel so bad for nikola tesla like imagine spending years beefing with a guy who has conned the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and you end up dying broke and starving and alone and then 100 years later another guy cons the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and he's doing it all IN YOUR NAME. he must be rolling in his grave like a fucking rotisserie chicken

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theamphibianmen · 7 months

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"low support needs disabled people are often not believed to have a disability at all and therefore struggle to get accommodations."

"high support needs disabled people's accommodations are often seen as 'too much' and therefore are not met."

"neurodivergent people's needs are often dismissed because nothing is physically wrong with them."

"physically disabled people people often cannot physically access buildings and people refuse to do anything about it."

"invisibly disabled people are seen as lazy by society."

"visibly disabled people are ostracized from society."

IT'S ALMOST LIKE THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE DISABILITY

#disabled #neuordiversity #neurodivergent #disability #ableism tw #ableism #physically disabled #physical disability #invisible disability #visible disability #this is not a personal attack on anyone I promise #if you'd like to add on go ahead

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stil-lindigo · 2 months

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ARTISTS FOR PALESTINE 🇵🇸 - On the 6th and 9th of March, I'll be doing art requests on stream with other notable artists to raise money for Operation Olive Branch and the PCRF.

I'm incredibly lucky to be counting quite a few big names in the roster, including known Jesus and Odysseus enthusiast @wolfythewitch, the extraordinary fanartist @denimcatfish, and the incredibly talented @troubledminnesotan, as well as Lilypichu from OfflineTV.

You'll be able to watch the streams on the day of the event either on my twitch channel here, or via the links provided by the artists below.

Lilypichu

Cuptoast

Akairosu_

Sevvanto

Wolfythewitch

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hamletthedane · 3 months

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I keep seeing ads for cotton candy flavored vape pods on tumblr and it made me wonder…

Why/Why not in the tags?

I’m interested because I feel like when I was in high school/college in the mid-10s, almost nobody smoked - even if you otherwise had some pretty hard vices. I think it was considered not really worth it for something with such a small buzz. But now, idk. Maybe the advertisers are right to target people here because it’s just that popular again??

(Reblog for a bigger sample size etc etc.)

#i know this sounds like I’m a sleeper advertising agent or something but I promise I’m not #I’m just curious bc I’ve never even been vaguely tempted by that. But maybe it’s popular on here?? idk #seems like it would not be based on the demographic #but who knows?#also sorry regular followers I know this is random and off topic blogging but I want to KNOW #smoking #shut up e

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catmask · 6 months

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any time i draw characters with an ounce of body fat everyones like “oh i bet they give such warm hugs” like what if they fuck sensual style actually

#like okayim glad you like them. thats sweet.#i cant even be too mean about this because i also really like hugs #but also itd be nice for this to not be my detector of 'ah ive made this character fat enough to get the hug comment'#you can be normal about fat people i promise you can even thinnk they are pretty or handsome or hot. you will live. you will Flourish #txt #scratchpost

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raptorrobot · 4 months

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