#like if chiaotzu is a jiangshi then he actually should have documentation already from his past life

[tenshindon]

yall think tien and chiaotzu like. legally exist or are they just walkin around without any kind of documentation

#snap chats #its not like you need any identification to join the martial arts tournament #and you probably wouldnt want an assassin to have any traceable information #can you imagine that tho like shen taking this baby he found in the woods to the government office or whatever #just like 'hi can you register this child under my name' #clerk behind the desk really gon be like 'ok can i get some info???' #mfer like 'i found him in a dumpster' #dont even get me started on chiaotzu #like if chiaotzu is a jiangshi then he actually should have documentation already from his past life #but then he got Necked so its like. Do You Still Exist or do we need a new identity #clerk's like 'ok when's his birthday' and shen gotta think like #'his ACTUAL birthday or the day i brougth him back to life :///' #tien and chiaotzu's lives never cease to interest me this the funniest shit #like tien keeps a coin purse on him im willing to bet he doesnt own a credit card #he just has fucking coins and shit on him oh my god he is an old man #Im Going Insane Part II