“my congratulations captain, a dazzling display of logic” yall might as well just fuck on the bridge at this point
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sorry im thinking about geto and like ... how do you think he felt killing his parents? how do you think it went down? were they happy to see him and he just does it or does he let them down easy and makes it quick when they're sleeping?
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nutrek writers b like 'if we dont find someone to oppress RIGHT NOW nobody is gonna watch star trek' which fr isnt the case bc if star trek: picard had been about picards life on the vineyard and literally did nothing but be a story about him making the most delicious wines and characters from other treks occasionally visiting him i would have watched the whole damn thing multiple times over
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someone at a house party/gathering, off to the side, resting on a couch, obviously sick and feverish:
“you look terrible, you should go home!”, someone says.
“its my house.” they cough out gently. (they really were fine earlier— at some point during the night that little bit of sniffling turned into a full blown cold.)
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Batkids-
Fighting Joker: 👍
Fighting scarecrow: 👍
Fighting anyone: 👍
Fighting Condiment king: *distant screaming and running away.*
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