#like jesus dude ok i get it

[laurents-secret-diary]

Can we see any of your drawings you may have had for the side characters please??? 👉👈

I only got a couple so far! I think I'm gonna do Nicaise next

#jokaste #aimeric #captive prince #kings rising #caprisun #can you believe damen fumbled a tall evil goddess? i would end myself #OKAY maybe he didnt “fumble” her. maybe it was the evil goddess part that ended it. but. but the loss is there ok. that shit would plague m #she is obviously sporting my headcanony akielon undercut like damen #but can you imagine going from this tall enchanting queen to. to looking down at a weird blue eyed frog with a stick up his ass #bi rights to damen but jesus christ my man #damen literally became the kinda guy that shows you a photo of his aint shit boyfriend on his iphone 5 while you're getting brunch together #and you have to say oh you two look so nice together. even though you cant believe he's letting that dude hit it. #like bro? you ever been to my garden? because i think you're dating one of my fucking gnomes #now onto aimeric. #he is my. he is my little tormented guy. manipulated to hell and back. abandoned. alone yet soulful and full of promise. #he schemes and pretends and KILLS A BUNCHA PEOPLE...... #FUCKS UP JORD FOR LIFEEEEEEEEEE #AND THEN OLLIE OUTS OF EVERYONES LIVES DUE TO IMMEASURABLE GUILT #AND MAKES SURE TO DELIVER THE FINAL KAMEHAMEHA TO JORD WITH THAT LITTLE MESSAGE???? #who does it like him #iconic. show stopping. mesmerising. he is the moment

[rainbow-sparks]

idfk just look at the babygirls :)

#NOOO I FORGOT THE BALD SHINE :( #it's funky to me :)) idk :)) #someone said saying XD is cringe so I drew Mikey saying it because IT'S FUN AND SILLY AND YOUR JUST A MEANIE >:((( #drew these while listening to some guy talk about crime? I think mostly..ALSO MY DUDE WENDIGOON; LOVE THAT GUY #bby gurl has her first encounter (jesus that was hard to spell) with transfem voice training? #ig? uhm I first found out of it from One Topic covering a Trans subreddit...I don't remember which-- uh #I have school in like 3-ish hours :) fuckingkillmegoddamnitfuckshirbitchUGGHHIWANNAKMS/SOBBING/MYPARENTSSAYohitsnotthatbadBUTITIS:((((( #hahah now back my regularly silly little guy persona xPP!! #OMFG WHY DID N O O N E TELL ME '03 IS SO FUN AND GREAT AND AAAA (how can I do the shakey stim hands through text—)ANYWAY IT SO FUN ILOVE #oh! OH! UHMM so my mom apparently got me a trisaratops plush for Valentines:)) but I didn't get it till a few days ago because I just went #over a few days ago :p my sister got a bear it kind of looks like a Care Bear yaknow?? #I should....add real tags.... #uhm ok #2012 tmnt #2k12 tmnt #mikey 2012 #michelangelo 2012 #leo 2012 #leonardo 2012 #transfem leo #<-wait does that always have to be tagged? well..I guess for the people who have it blocked yeah :^ I'll leave it:) #my friend....just that thats it just her #idk I was gonna say something but then forgor :(((( #okay so I've only seen 8 ep of s1 in 03 and ive seen 12 and rise so I'm gonna put my fav from each so far :)) #uhm okay 03: Raph; Mikey; Donnie; Leo. 12: Mikey; Leo; Donnie; Raph. Rise: I have rewatch it :( but from how brain going rn #Lee;Dee;Mike;Raph :))) #or Dee;Lee;Raph;Mike...OR— #okay i'll stop now #OH MY FUCKING GOD I JUST LOOKED AT HOW MANY TAGS I ADDED AND JESUS FUCK HOLY SHIT #if you read all of these...I...Ijust...damn..thank you for listening to my stupid thoughts <3

[beliscary]

ok so i don't subscribe to the break up read re: canon (for me that too much flattens/misrepresents sth as complex as someone admitting to planning martyrdom but ordering their loved one to live and sending said loved one on to a future and a family in a new world they'll create in the same breath)

HOWEVER. walk me with if you will on the mental image of a modern au young adult dion having a long overdue stress and possibly family related meltdown aimed in the wrong direction at terence to the tune of 'you deserve someone who will love you right....' bc he's 20 and an idiot and terence handles it with a commendable amount of grace but still sets a two week no contact boundary while he figures out how he's supposed to feel. meanwhile day 2 terenceless dion is full-blown ugly crying in his car to top 40 lewis capaldi type ballads. he won't stop checking his phone every 3 minutes. he's there at the stroke of midnight on what is just barely day 15 sopping wet from cliche rain and tracking mud and his feelings on terence's parents' carpet. he begs everyone not to mention this during the wedding toasts because he's still embarrassed about it 8 years later

#just talking to myself re: vry irreverent modern aus ok. if i like a character i have to Bully Them 'growing up cullen' style it's in my TOS #so. dion stepping on a rake and hitting himself in the face #sitting in his room listening to Forget Me on repeat. silent tears and snot streaming. it's winter break #DAYS ACHE AND NIGHTS ARE LONG TWO [DAYS] AND STILL YOU'RE NOT GONE GUESS I'M STILL HOLDING ON-- #stepbrothers clive and joshua are like Jesus Christ Dude #(they make a pact to play Back to December literally every time dion walks into a room until he gets his shit together) #olivier stands in his doorway like 'soo... are you gonna be done soon. :/ i'm getting hungry and mom said you'd take me to panera' #even he knows this is ludicrous & temporary. dion thinks he's the protag of an oscar bait drama though. he's Nobly Suffering you dicks #lacrosse sticks are thrown #Terenceless Behavior

[automatonknight]

me when i play the class that medics uber and i get. ubered

#yesterday i had the very important job of taking out a heavy+medic pair raiding our spawn and today i got sent to destroy an engie's nest #(by that i mean a teleporter. dispenser and lvl 3 sentry+the engie that built it and a pyro that was i guess just tagging along) (i'm sorry #to them but you don't say no to your medic) #with the first one it wasn't perfect but i DID kill them both and i also destroyed the nest so 💪💪💪 #STILL. a fucking scary experience to suddenly see my screen light up and i have to stop fucking around #the medic today actually i guess took it upon themself to lead our team to victory (we did win yay) because they found me and told me via #voice commands that a sentry is ahead and to GOOO!!! GO THEM ZHEM!!! #AND it's also so funny honestly. i get so protective of our medics. we stumbled upon a demoknight in our sewers i mean me and the medic #that sent me to that nest and ofc you take out the medic first but i still go like NO!!! NO!!! LEAVE DOCTOR ALONE!!!!! SHOO! #it's not like that guy was harmless too. no. they took out the ubersaw and started hacking #also unrelated but one guy was like scout in our intel can anyone take care of that. and i usually hang out near spawn so i'm like lol sure #maybe i'll get him. i. exploded him point blank and the guy congratulated me :3 yaaayyy #<that was also probably like. the most organized. communicated match i've played so far and the dude was just generally nice from what #i read when i glanced at the chat. peace and love forever #JESUS. seriously sorry about the diary entires in the tags but i um. i just get excited at the beauty of gaming ok?

[trawpius]

ive listened to multiple podcasts recently, where otherwise totally rational dudes talks about how "getting spit on" is an offense worth hitting someone over.

and like. that's some pussy "machismo" shit. sure, getting spit on is gross and super disrespectful. but would you really reflectively sucker punch someone over it? a totally disproportionate response that makes you look violently impulsive.

#arbitrary code execution #i feel the same way about dudes who brag about breaking their keyboards or controllers #like ok dude. remind me to wear a mouthguard if i get into an argument with you. jesus.

[todayisafridaynight]

this might not make sense. but i feel like after moving to america masato’s dramatic ass would start thinking of Daigo as Right Person Wrong Time & like he’d make Daigo the embodiment of his “sordid” youth & how he’s Outgrown smudged eyeliner and drunken bathroom hookups. so he Becomes Ryo Aoki and returns to Japan & sees chairman Daigo with his slicked back hair & pressed suit & pleasant smiles, the same image that Ryo Aoki wears, but different, somehow. Daigo still has his familiar stubble & his dark eyes, Shitty 20-something Daigo is still there in Chairman Daigo. somehow, Daigo managed to change, managed to be this better, fuller, realer person without killing off his former self. while Ryo Aoki changed his name, burned his bridges, went under the knife and became an entirely new being. I think it’d infuriate Masato, it’d drive him mad, out of jealousy and superiority. How stupid of Daigo to keep his past so close to his chest. How lucky of Daigo to be able to transform without having to shoot his past between the eyes.

Meanwhile Daigo is just like 🧍‍♂️ nice glasses nerd.

(Sorry if this is incoherent)

anon i cant stress how much im eating this and seasoning it and putting it in every soup and dish i make i am injecting this straight into my bloodstream and i'm turning this into a pill so i can take it every day oh my god

#fave #spoilers #y7 spoilers #masadai #snap chats #aoki really out here with the daily planet aesthetic tho.... ok clark kent... #but yeah anon. anon this is doing things to my brain. the worms are FEASTING tonight oh my god. #i cant gift basket you a year's supply of tirimasu when you're on anon jesus christ i feel like gabriel just threw this through my window #eguhUHHHUH daigo being able to change but still retain who he is while aoki had to start from scratch.. #tbf his dumbass was responsible for that but still... my god he'd be so angry... furious... jealous even #more reasons to want to demolish the tojo: he wants to take everything daigo's built up for himself and the yakuza #he wants to take that life away and to make daigo feel the pressure of having to start life over #too bad daigo was already planning that.. aoki cant even get that satisfaction #girl im going insane !!! oh my god !!!!! #JUST A SLAP IN THE FACE one of few things to remind aoki of his past life and dude's thriving #dude's basically his adversary- absolutely his number one target #his pursuit for political power's been nothing but personal but this especially feels like it'd be closing the chapter on his old life #and Again. aoki can't even have that totally on his terms he doesn't get the joy of watching daigo panic and crumble #he gets to move on to his ventures as he planned and now all he can do is seethe #brb dying. readmitting myself to the hospital i wasn't left to cook in there long enough im still ill

[assless-chapstick]

so until a couple weeks ago I had never seen the hit 2000s television show Glee but I started watching it recently and it's just fuckin Im obsessed and idk why it's so fuckin stupid

and now imagine what if it was glee but it was fuckin Red Dead Gleedemption

but it's not a highschool au they're just themselves, they're just cowboys that sing showtunes and how fuckin gd funny that would be like fuckin

dutch is the coach obvi and he's always deciding who sings what and when and who duets with who and who gets solos and like mARSTON AGAIN?? REALLY COACH HE CAN'T EVEN CARRY A TUNE IN A BUCKET I SWEAR TO GOD

and then Arthur gets to sing I'm at a pay phone Dutchy just phone home all of the time you spent on plans

AND IMAGINE THEY DO CHOREO

unfortunately I can't think of a single popular song to riff off rn I don't listen to the gosh dang radio no more idk what's popular except for what's blowing up on Tiktok

#rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #red dead redemption #cowboy shitposting #dutch writes a mashup of housebuilding song and we built this city like #in the ice cold wind whenever no matter what the weather we BUILT THIS CITY ON ROCK AND ROLL #OMFG DUTCH SINGS GEORGE MICHAEL'S FAITH #im honna fuckin piss my pants dude #and in classic Glee style all the minority characters get incredibly offensive songs to sing #Sean forced to sing Danny Boy and Parting Glass and like probably a song about leprechauns or something #micah singing billy eilish bad guy #jesus christ im gonna piss my pants im i cant with myself sometimes #is this true cursed or is it blursed?? #special episode where john gets horrifically mauled by wolves and everyone sings Shakira SheWolf and Hungry like a Wolf in his fever dreams #ok guys the theme this week is MUHNEY - WE NEED MORE MOHNEY #the theme every week is moneh dutch #arthur sings a lounge cover of Down With The Sickness #CONSUMPTION HAS NOW COME OVER ME #U WA AH AH ACKK ack ack cough cough blood

[magnuficentwo]

Man

#personal #i know that technically fandom posts are always gonna be more popular for several reasons. but jesus the note disparity is still. saddening #girl help 😁 all i want to do is draw my silly ocs but tunglr doesnt really vibe with that #i know its dumb to complain about considering I'm not really here for popularity but dude this shit HURTES sometimes #even when you post fandom content you get note ratios like. 10 reblogs for every 80 likes. its incredibly exhausting 😭 #ok imma delete this later I just want to complain

[munamania]

something that makes me feel guilty is the fact that seeing that persons face rn literally makes me angry. they walked into class and i nearly winced. and in all fairness they were quite kind to me. outside of the several kind of odd red flags. girl whatever. to be quite frank i am a horny bastard and vocal proud etc but few people interest me enough to actually want to hang out with and get to know And i have deep seated intimacy issues so it's like. we really dont have a shot unless the circumstances r exactly right on a full moon perfect thursday of a month etc like. well and tbh i probably would have fucked around with this person but i dont... care... about some big relationship w them.. and i know i could be a relationship girl like eventually i have it in me to have a muse that's what im built for i think idc but not rn... rn i need to hang out with my friends and do my film stuff and have people that maybe wanna make out sometimes is that so much to ask for. for a lesbian at a bar to want to make out perhaps. ** for there to be lesbians at the bars to potentially make out with.

#and i am quite lonely yes thank u for asking. yeah someday id love to get to know someone again in the context of falling in love #what about it. so what now. i dont think im meant for our understanding of romantic love but boy do i crave it #why am i having this moment rn. well ok consider im on my period all i could think about this morning was [redacted] and both parties #of my dyke drama were back in class today. and the one gay person that i think has a crush on me but we dont see each other super often #so im just. guessing based on the way awkward lesbians communicate. idk #and i feel really just mean but i quite literally dont have it in me to pretend to be nice to this person anymore #i wasnt like. some villain for realizing we were acting really coupley and being like oh shit because i didnt want to hurt them #. and trying to communicate and put some distance between us when i thought they were probably in too deep. it's unfortch it took me a sec #but jesus christ yk i cant walk around and feel awkward about it forever. and im frustrated by the fact that we're just acting so odd #but again frankly i think it's largely bc they have an unhealthy relationship with dating. THROWING HORIZONTAL PUNCHES HERE. #OK. STONES FROM A GLASS HOUSE. IM AWARE. REAL RECOGNIZES REAL. #and YET. despite my past insanity. ive been kind. i can understand disappointment and a little awkwardness #but jesus would you rather i pretend to be in love with you for months and then really break your heart. #this is where i get mean and make a joke like well hey if we couldve had weird really mediocre sad angry dyke sex abt it #that would have been cool with me. but alas. we're here instead and it's fucking with my friendships too #and like we were kind of ok friends too. what now. its just u me and this brick wall u built between us bitch #now was EYE not answering texts for a minute. we dont need to get into it. #because the thing IS if i dont play things exactly right. and im not good at that without prior planning. i will accidentally say or do #something that i know. again. from being insane myself. would be just enough for them to hold onto hope #and im not trying to do that to them you know. i was trying to help with the detachment. shitty as it may be. i dont fucking know dude #this post is going to make me look kind of. well. whatever u guys have seen me at my worst. mostly. and post #ok one last thing sorry if this makes me sound like i have a giant ego. like wow heres this person who really liked me and im just shitting #all over them. not what im meaning to do but whatever

[iampikachuhearmeroar]

me noticing the like 10 different speed cameras at all the different intersections i go through on my way to and from work every morning and afternoon (mon-fri): BITE KILL MAIM BURN BITE KILL MAIM BURN BITE KILL MAIM BURN BITE KILL MAIM BURN BITE KILL MAIM BURN BITE KILL MAIM BURN BITE KILL MAIM BURN FUCK THE GOVERNMENT FUCK THE GOVERNMENT FUCK THE GOVERNMENT FUCK THE GOVERNMENT FUCK THE GOVERNMENT FUCK THE GOVERNMENT

#life #about me #shut up ilona #like yeah i know they’re there to save lives (allegedly) #but there’s so many there’s like only 2-3 whole intersections that i go through each day that DONT have speed cameras #like on the man roads and highways near my house and on the way to work #*main #not the main sort of back streets that i use to leave my neighbourhood #like bassisolt right at the end of my trip of getting to work in the morning EVERY set of lights has one #it’s a nightmare bc it’s an 80km/hr road but everyone literally slows down to like at least 60km/hr…. #(and obvs not counting turnoffs and peak hour traffic times at 8-9am/5-6pm) #and it’s like dude why the FUCK do we need so many speed cameras for fuck sake #like yeah ok they do ~save lives~ and whatever other fucking rhetoric that goes around speed cameras #but sweet fucking baby fucking lord jesus i just want to get work without being slowed down about 10 times #to and from work every day all bc i’m obvs late for work and everyone slowing done for speed cameras #….. at nearly every fucjing intersection on the way to work is making me late and making me lose my temper lmao #and also on the way home too. i’m done with the day and slowing down for like 6 SCs on the way home…… #….from work is i s2g going to give me jaw issues eventually bc of my teeth grinding when i get slowed down to 60 on an 80…. #….or like 40/50km/hr on a 60km/hr road on the highway bridge near my NH #like yeah yeah it makes driving safer but i s2g i want to die lmao #i hate driving

[burymeinblack2022]

was anyone gonna tell me brad taste in music reviewed hesitant alien and gave it the most absolute dogshit rating like. living up to the name i see like jesus christ, man......

#i didnt even watch the video i just skipped to the rating bc ik it would make me blind with rage if i did #bro doesnt get it but like. jesus man that could have stayed in the drafts #i literally dont trust any of these reviewer dudes bc they always have the most dogshit opinions and a lot of shit completely goes over #their heads like. sometimes they have based takes but uhhhhh it's rare #also he liked foundations which is funny bc he absolutely hated bullets bc it was 'too noisy" but literally every dude #who listens to foundations hears the production and isnt able to get over it and actually review the song (cough) bald man #this guy has been showing up on my recommended and i was like huh. whats he up to #still popping out (very) questionable music takes i see. u can just tell ratings are so personal these dudes arent objective at all. #its ok to say you like things something objectively perfect just doesnt exist dude accept ur not the audience for smth and move on #wow anna said something #anna's shitposts #welcome to the circus #ayo rant in the tags check !!!! #hesitant alien is one of my faves ever it's SO GOOD.... #txt #bro and the comments....*skull emoji* i respect none of these bitches fr #what would you expect from a guy named bradley really.... #Sidenote: i fw him in general he's just not immune to bad takes lol

[tobysbadhorns]

Random assortment of Miurnes

#My baby miurne changes hairstyles all the time #If you were a clone you'd get it #I'm listening 🎶 to yes right now jesus these songs never end haha #I love pogrock #Is it pogrock? Pleas3 I don't understand music genres everything sounds different #Oc #Ocs #Miurne #She doesn't have a last name #Her pronouns are she her #Vonnet is also here and so are a bunch of other silly dudes but like they are not as important #I'm going insane I think #I'm watching breaking bad after better call saul (I stopped in 6season started getting black and white #And like domingo this guy he's there and like oh god oh man and like I know him so well now and ok spoilers he dies not surprising but man #My art #Artecornuda #doodles

[onepiexe]

i havent done anything manual labor in so long

#logbook #woke up to my body aching like crazy #. .i miss this feeling. idk when i'll have time bc of work but man. i should exercise. #couldnt pull some plant carts right away in my first week 😭 also yesterday i couldnt lift a box. #i was too short to put it on the shelf is what i said but i was also tired at that point in the day. augh. #i loaded up 2 ladies cars. . .also moved and lifted pots. #plastic but big stacks and some bigger sizes. #today we have a fl+werw++d delivery. wonder what all it is. probably just more perennials. #i figured the ache would go away but i miss my old coworkers so much. . . #and then i remember how long it took for me to stop aching and missing ml while at nnl. . .so yeah. just on top of new work lol #ive had several emps say i look like a kid. which. thanks guys. sorry but when i was 15 i didnt look 25. . #i feel sorry to ppl who look at old when that young tbh. also it makes me go insane bc im p sure most of the younger emps #ARE in fact. younger than me. based on conversations. but nobody believes me 😭 #tbf l+wes had a 18+ policy but this nursery is a gen family owned so they hire teens looking for work and work experience. #i dont personally see how anybody can think im -18 bc im working FULL not part time and i'm mon-fri but still. #regardless ive had a guy joke abt child labor laws bc i get in early. and some dude yesterday asked if i was doing hmwk. jesus christ guys. #ok i have to get ready for work 😭 gaia give me patience and reward me plsssssss

[robinfrinjs]

Gender rant down below 🤡

#gender hurts my head #I've been a fan of imagine dragons for ages and it's been really intense again now they've release MA2 #and I've particularly been obsessed with wayne. the guitarist because he's gender goals and sometimes he looks like jesus #and it's gone the way of oh my god I wanna be him I would do anything to be him #and that's impossible and I just wish I was born a man but that's something entirely different #anyway I love his name wayne because it gives me gender #and I know his actual name is daniel (ew) but he goes by his middle name because there's two others in the band also called daniel #and his middle name is wayne and i just get happy hearing the name wayne and now I wonder if I should go by that name #it's weird and I'm scared but ok #for the record for anyone that don't know wayne is the one with the sunglasses on the pic I used lmao #also someone in the id server has been referring to me as dude constantly and I'm not mad about that

[pissfizz]

Mmmmmgg

#i fucking hate seeing beautiful rendered stunning lighting pretty much perfect art #and going to the profile to see they’re a kid younger than me #it’s even worse when they’re like ‘oh yeah I hate this sm :((‘ #like Jesus stfu first of all that’s a masterpiece #second it’s literally the worst ego killer ever #like I’ve recently been feeling pretty ok about my art but all of that went completely out the window immediately after seeing that shit #it’s no fucking fair I’m tired of this shit at this point I want to quit drawing but I know I don’t have it in me to do that #it’s just no fair that I’m not GOOD and things don’t look how I want them too #and even when they do it fucking sucks that nobody cares about it unless I show it directly to their faces and pretty much force them to— #—say something about it!! #like fuck dude I’m tired of getting zero reblogs on my original art #I’m tired of getting barely over 20 likes on Instagram #i hate seeing kids younger than me post their stupid gorgeous art and get hundreds of likes and reblogs and follows and their art looks— #—fucking godly!! I’m so tired of this #I’m tired of feeling like shit about my art I hate this!! i hate how everything I draw looks!! it’s garbage and I fucking hate it!! #and what’s the point of trying to improve if no one gives a shit about my art anyway? who even would when there’s a michaelangelo level— #—fourteen years old a few clicks away!! #this is such bullshit I’m. fuck this shit I hate this I hate this I hate this #vent #don’t rb