#like me too pal

[tiffanyachings]

it would have been very beautiful. camilla would have had to cook (horrible bone soup)

#HELLO back at it again #tug introduced groundbreaking new findings about soul permeability but my mind bypassed all that in favour of this au #the division of labour is as follows: #dulcie reads the instructions; snacks; and changes the radio station every time she doesn’t like a song #if you complain she will remind you she's literally dying. life is too short and mediocre songs are too long #pal gets stuff from high shelves and battles his constantly fogged up glasses #he tried to help with prep once and promptly got himself banned from using knives for the rest of his life #cam does 98% of the actual cooking #trivia section - #you can tell i am new to this because i arranged them in the wrong speaking order. let’s all practice our right to left reading #cam has a silly novelty apron because a) the idea was unbearably funny to me and b) i need to spread the gospel (aroace cam) #the cookbooks next to dulcie are ‘a few teaspoons of salt’ (by ianthe tridentarius) #and ‘saintly feasts: food for saints and scholars’ which is a real book! though not written by cassiopeia the first #* #dulcie septimus #dulcinea septimus #camilla hect #palamedes sextus #the locked tomb #field sketches #<< i get to have an art tag now!

[pinkd3mon]

This had context but I refuse to tell anyone

#kirby #kots #kirby of the stars #kirby fanart #hoshi no kirby #meta knight #Kirby meme #ok i lied im going to give you the context but this is just between you and me ok #don't tell anyone #we're whispering like it's a sleepover and we don't wanna wake up the parents #this was originally a metadede comic where Queen Ripple came to visit Dreamland #and i like to think meta knight feels insecured about the adventures he wasn't in aka 64 and triple deluxe #so he is kind of moody all the time and magolor makes it worse by poking him about it #dedede kind of wants to be alone with queen Ripple because they're pen pals and they share their possessed stories #and meta knight is so pissed because it's just a side of dedede he doesn't know and he doesn't like it #but he would rather eat his own shoe than actually admit he has emotions #i made like 6 complete pieces around all of this concept but i didn't like them and I'm kind of embarrassed #so i decided to post this without context #and now you know too...

[leawesomesloth]

Hey remember that event where yoimiya and Childe became besties? Yea Im finally dropping the art I started then ha ha ha almost a year later…

#Childe #tartaglia #yoimiya #genshin impact #digital art #fanart #art farts #sketch #原神 #curse childe’s clothing details #they made me procrastinate #clip studio paint #but also BESTIES #I wanna draw more besties #like kaeya and his gal pals #Kaveh and yoimiya too #decor besties

[idlesuperstar]

My. Sounds like a love story.

#justified #raylan givens #boyd crowder #that's it that's the show #ok so my love language is making gifs of otps even if there are likely to be a million gifsets out there already #am I only just now watching this show from 2011 you bet I am #have I plunged headlong into obsession already after only one and a half series oh HELL YEAH #conversation with my pal who recced this to me after I'd watched three eps #me: 'did you make me watch this so you can talk about your crush on timothy oliphant? because thanks now I have one TOO' #him: 'I have such a crush on him. He's Chris Isaak hot!' #which from him is the highest compliment #(solidifying my long term suspicion that my bestie is not 100% straight but then again didn't everyone want to shag 90s ewan macgregor??) #anyway thank you all the fic writers for au-ing the hell out of this and giving me raylan/boyd for days #also fucking 1000% credit to walton goggins for making boyd so INSANELY MAGNETIC

[tumblingxelian]

There is something really weird about people who bailed on RWBY because they felt it wasn't queer enough for them. Only to go and stan a series with like, literally one canonized gay character and very limited story but act like its the gayest thing in the world.

Like what you like.

But I think in this case its pretty clear they were more interested in having something akin to a toy box or sandpit to play with; rather than an actual story.

But they don't want to admit that and so have to pretend there's something wrong with RWBY's queer rep to justify their interest in the new thing because media engagement is a contest I guess?

#RWBY #Vent post #I am talking about some very specific bullshit I have been forcibly exposed too #Like my pal the series you are saying has great gay rep has exactly 1 minor gay character #Its the hypocrisy that gets me not people liking something other than RWBY #Like what you like but don't show off such blatant ass double standards.

[black-and-yellow]

ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏ ɪᴛ ɴᴀᴛᴜʀᴀʟʟʏ

#obsessed with the dancing in the Movement music video #that s how he dances #sorry i do not make the rules #i had a dream that i got a lift with some guy who looked like a reddit mod #to the supermarket #and at the checkout he just bagged the stuff and ran #i tried to pay for it by looking at the receipt but the cashier told me that it was illegal to look at other peoples receipts #but the manager said i did the right thing #i was still afraid i would go to jail for being associated with the grocery thief #so i went to visit my pals #they saw me crying. they crew too. we all crode #then I rode around on a little electric scooter wheeeee haha #bnha #mha #bnha au #hizashi yamada #present mic #villain!mic #loudspeaker au

[shiawasekai]

"It is finally over"

I may like the Battlebliss scene a bit too much

#wotr #pathfinder wotr #daeran arendae #wotr commander #commander x daeran #pwotr pals #so many things i regret like this drawing's whole existence #def not happy with how i handled Daeran's hair but too late for that #the expression bugs me too because i mean he isn't going to smile in this situation but i don't know if i got the vibe right #why did i pick this scene again send help #i tried to be careful about the body language but i don't know if it's readable in the end #so many things i regret now #a shadow's art

[hellverse]

bloodline echos

#pals #i gotta be honest with you #this is probs the most personal one i’ve ever posted #and will ever post perhaps #so i hope you can understand at least a little when your read it #because it’s very near and dear to me #but also very uh #haunting #i’d say #despite it being so personal #i think there are still some character themes to be had in there too #feel so very free to interpret as you like #lots of love #rei writes

[choconotfound]

#like okay ! #me too pal !

[the-raging-tempest]

🌹 Love on the Bloodstone Rose - Ophenia Thwait 🌹

💕 Lariel and featuring @aelyosos’ lovely lad Ocean 💕

#my art #oc: lariel #friend oc: ocean #I’ve been in my pirate era and been writing a little pirate au for the twins #having a blast and obviously I thought of THEE pirate #Ocean is such a charming fellow and I’m so glad Sam humored me so!! #now I ship it though #Lariel would have the world biggest crush on him #she don’t know what’s coming LMAO #he’s too charming *faints* #this started from a more classic bodice ripper type pose #but that doesn’t suit Lariel so I went for more a #she slipped and he caught her and now 😳 💕😳 #truly i had so much fun with this thank you Sam 💕💕💕 #I redid Lariel’s face like one million times and FINALLY #im happy with it #pwotr pals #made a fake book title for our beloved author oc #pirate au

[mcybree]

Today i am in a wee bit of pain. If i watched skizzs 3l pov today and made weird bad takes about him on tumblr dot com would yall forgive me

#i havent watched skizzs 3l perspective because letting me blorboify skizz is a bad idea like in general #but #girls can only think about skizz telling bigb that he’ll only kill people who deserve it for so long before they need to— #bite him and tear him apart violently for information #he said thaf and then killed JIMMY. and CLEO. WHAT HAPPENED BROOOO #like thats so. teehee. toohoo #where did things go wrong for you pal #he’s a case study to me. He’s a commentary on society somehow. trust me (DONT) #this applies to ll!skizz too by the way but that’s a whole other thing i fucking love you team best #(thinks about skizz) what does community even mean to us dawg. Like as humans #bree barks so fucking loud #im nervous about my skizz muts man I love my skizz muts. Please ignore me using your blorbo for my nefarious purposes #i just have thoughts. quite a few. tired of not sharing them and pretending im normal about skizz i need to start biting

[good-beanswrites]

hii hiii is it alright if I request something with kotoko and haruka?(platonic ofc) their character foils drive me insane with all the weak stuff authngghn icant be normal about them

Oooh thank you so much for the request! I realized that these two actually have one of the smallest windows to talk easily, given Haruka's nervousness and Kotoko's T2 changes. They have such interesting approaches to strength/weakness, and I hope I could capture it a bit here! This takes place immediately following Kotoko's bday timeline after Harrow's release:

“I’ll accept those birthday wishes…” Kotoko gave him a wave over her shoulder as she returned to making her bed.  

She shook her head in awe. It was rather impressive how quickly the boy had changed after his verdict. The others had more subtle differences, but he was someone entirely new. She could rest easy, at least, knowing that her verdict wouldn’t change her much. For as long as she could remember, she’d been like this. She knew where she stood, and neither guilty nor innocent verdict would affect that. This verdict was really only an indicator on whether the warden could be trusted or not. 

Her body tensed up when she turned back around, startled by Haruka lingering silently in the doorway. She decided against chastising him for scaring her half to death. Still, she couldn’t keep the bite from her voice as she asked, “did you need something else?”

“Ah… I just…” He twisted his hands together. “I had a question.” 

He fell silent, but Kotoko could tell he was chewing on his next words. She waited.

“H-how do you do it? All the time? You’re older and stronger and braver and I-I just don’t know how.”

“Give yourself some credit. I’m not that much older, or stronger. I only have, what -- two, three years on you? And you did very well in the arm wrestling tournament the other day.” 

She wasn’t being patronizing. For someone so sheltered, Haruka could do some damage. He stood a few inches taller than her. The others had taken the arm wrestling as a little game, but Kotoko had used the event to measure up her fellow prisoners. After his close match with Mikoto, she had made a mental note to take him seriously. 

“No…” his expression twitched, getting frustrated with the misunderstanding. “Not muscles. I mean… you don’t have someone like Muu. You don’t need someone next to you all the time. But you still talk with everyone… and it looks easy. All the time. You always know what to say, and what to do. You never look scared. You never cry.”

Kotoko’s smile softened. She wasn’t the prideful type, but his words gave her a wave of accomplishment. She certainly was scared. She did cry. But she wasn’t about to show a single crack in her resolve in front of anyone here. Haruka had given her the greatest of compliments by confirming her success.

“Ah, you mean strength of spirit. Well, that doesn’t just appear out of nowhere. It comes with my purpose, with my virtues.”

“Virtues…?”

“I see the injustice around me, and want to protect the innocent. When I see how awful the world can be, when I see the monsters that are hurting those who are weak, I can’t help myself.” She clenched her fist. “The power to do so just comes to me.” 

“Oh…” Haruka looked down at his palms. 

Her heart sank, realizing he didn’t quite understand. It was a shame that not all of humanity could be as righteous as her. That heroic drive had always come so naturally to her; she wasn’t sure she could put it into words to explain to others.

Haruka’s open hands were trembling. “Um. Is there any other way?”

“Hm?”

“All my life… I only cause pain to everyone.” His worry gradually turned to desperation.” I hurt everyone who gets close to me. Especially things that are small and weak. My whole life, I’ve been nothing but a… a curse. So… is there another way? Please. I want to be better. I want to be strong! I want to be like you! Tell me!”

He stepped forward, pleading. Kotoko stepped back. 

His blue eyes widened at her sudden shift into defense. “Ah! I. I’m sorry. I’m-I’m sorry. It’s your birthday. You should be… Have a g-good day.”

“Wait.” Kotoko stopped him before he could flee. She was aware of the massive gap between them, the vastly different backgrounds they came from. Still, she offered the same advice that had helped her in her toughest of days. 

“Don’t worry so much about others’ strength. The quickest way to burn yourself out is getting overwhelmed with the power that’s all around you. Once you start putting all your focus toward honing your own skills and strengths, you’ll realize how much you’re truly capable of. You don’t need anyone else. You’ll realize that you are enough.”

“I… am enough…?”

She placed a hand firmly on his shoulder. 

“So, no need to get all worked up now, okay?” 

“O-okay. I’ll do my best.” He stiffened, trying to appear worthy of her words.

She let out a bitter laugh. “I told the others not to do anything for my birthday, but I don’t think they paid me any mind.” Kotoko still couldn’t fathom how they were so friendly with each other given the situation. “Let’s go see if there’s some cake or something.”

#milgram #kotoko yuzuhira #haruka sakurai #thank you so much! this one was super interesting to write 👀 #the thing is even though they dont have any direct problem between them they would still have a hard time communicating #but once they DO communicate there would so much they could learn from/help each other with!!! #this is leaning into my theory that kotokos murder (like harukas) was a rightful emotion that spiraled out of control #it really puts it into perspective how young kotoko is when you remember shes not too much older than haruka #and theyre both susceptible to strong emotions that stem from feeling weak int he face of the big scary world #but kotokos sees her as some blessing of power to serve her heroic thoughts and haruka sees his as a curse #ty to my pals who helped me find the exact spot in the timeline i was looking for 🙏 #although kotoko doesnt believe she can change that easily she 100% undergoes the exact type of dramatic change as the others #once again referencing the arm wrestling info from yamanaka #between that and the fact that strangulation actually takes a fair amount of power #i just think its very good to remember that haruka is so physically strong #also something something kids looking up and wanting to be like kotoko and her complex emotions on that.... #these two are sooooo interesting AH #drabbles

[its-short-for-jackalope]

the Hatchetfield universe is so big and there are so many delightful characters & stories I wanna make art for that I usually don't do anything bc I'm paralyzed by indecision—hence my discord nickname, the indecisive sniggle 💀—but if I can tiptoe around the whole 'choosing' part that gets me stuck I think I could probably draw a little more frequently, so uh...

would y'all wanna help me test this theory?

I've never really tried taking drawing requests before so idk how this will go, but my asks are open (and anon is on for the super shy folks) so what the hell. let's give it a shot.

Some quick rules/disclaimers under the cut:

if you send a request please be patient & understand that I might not do every one

not every drawing will be completed to the same level of polish—I expect there will be a mix of doodles & sketches & a mayhaps few properly Finished ones if inspiration strikes

let's keep the requests to Hatchetfield for now... I wanna do art for other SK shows (and TCB, and Shipwrecked, and Pulp) so maybe if this goes well I'll take turns going thru requests for the others in the future, idk! we'll see!

...I meant to save this as a draft to post it at not-3-in-the-morning but tumblr was dumb. oh well. i guess if i wake up to stuff in my inbox it'll be a nice start to the day! 😂😅

#honestly dunno how many ppl might be interested 😅 #i know ive got lovely mutuals & pals from brp 👁💜 & folks who've started following me for fandom stuff so i hope ill get a few at least #but i also dont want to get my hopes up. or seem too expectant aakhwhsh. #ANYWAY. yeah. send me hatchetfield drawing requests. <3 #jack jabbers #hatchetfield #starkid #hatchetverse #hatchetfield fanart #tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #black friday musical #nmt #nightmare time #nightmare time 2 #nmt2 #npmd #nerdy prudes must die

[plant-dad-sulu]

occasionally i wind up in a conversation with someone whose only knowledge of star trek comes from the latest shows and i mention i'm reluctant to watch snw because i see spock being really emotional in gifs and i worry he'll be really out of character and every time they will say to me "oh that's because it's a prequel! they're showing HOW he became the spock in the original series, like learning to control his emotions and everything" and i'm like you mean his childhood? you mean when he was raised on vulcan by a vulcan?? you mean when he was brought up in a culture that taught him to control his emotions from birth as part of his culture and heritage???? and they'll say "it's because he's only half vulcan you know so it's harder for him" and i have to end the conversation there so i don't rip their throat out while attempting to explain that humans can also control their emotions and that wouldn't really help my point if i let myself do that

#i still haven't watched snw #but somehow people keep asking me about it irl #i have a friend who does all the LED lights on disco like he builds and maintains them for the show #and he's only ever seen disco and snw #and i'm like buddy #pal #i NEED you to watch something pre-kelvin movies #can't avoid star trek mentions with a dude who works there #oh wait he's seen lower decks too #wait shit he doesn't even get most of the references in lower decks because he hasn't seen the other shows buddy you're killing me

[becca-e-barnes]

I got a massage bar at the start of the week and honestly, I didn't expect it to fill my head with thoughts of using it on a really submissive dad's best friend Bucky 🙈

Because I imagine he doesn't really relax very often. His life gets busy, things are overwhelming sometimes and he rarely takes the chance to let himself decompress. There would be some small self-care wins though and the day he does his first face mask with you probably stands out in his head as one of his favourite days ever.

But I love to imagine him fresh out of the shower with his hair still slightly damp while his body is dry. He's laid on his front on the bed, wearing just his underwear, scrolling on his phone and you know it's been a long week for him.

He seems content now though, not that you can really see his face. The gentle arch of his back is so inviting, your brain reminding you of how it feels to trail kisses down his spine while he lies like this.

He's been so tense all week, you hardly know where to start. Breaking off a little piece of the massage bar and letting the fragment soften in your hands gives you some time to decide a course of action. Do you begin with those broad, tense shoulders and work from there down or do you want to start on the small of his back and work your way towards his neck?

As the solid butters melt with your body heat, filling the room with the scent of patchouli and vanilla, you decide to work from his shoulders down. You know you've made the right decision when you hear his content sigh at the gentle kisses you litter across the bare skin of the back of his neck.

"What are you doing?" The hint of a smile on his face carries in his voice while you settle on top of him.

"Nothing. Relax." The shea and cocoa butters in the bar have melted into a much slicker consistency, allowing your hands to glide over the broad expanse of his strong shoulders with very little resistance. You touch him gently to begin with, spreading the oils over the top half of his back before pressing heavier to work them into his skin.

His shoulders are as tense as you expected them to be but it doesn't take much to relax them. Your fingertips sink in to the soft flesh where his neck curves into his shoulders, rubbing in small, concentrated circles.

"That's nice." He hums, sounding truly relaxed. There's no rush with this. It can take as long as he likes. You've got all night to appreciate the man in front of you and you could happily spend every second just touching him.

It's fun to play around with the pressure of your touch. With one palm planted on each side of his spine, your firm, languid strokes up the length of his back drag soft gasps from his parted lips. Your fingertips moving in gentle circles however, draw a contented hum from his throat. The kind of hum that makes you want to cradle his head to your chest. He thrives off affection like no one else and it only makes you want to give him every ounce you can muster.

The most delightful sounds he makes come when your fingernails dig in while you trail the length of his back. He's always enjoyed the soothing feeling of a gentle back scratch but with each scratch, you notice how he subtly grinds against the mattress with a quiet moan.

He's forgotten all about his bad week at work, that much is clear.

"Baby, please." It's barely more than a whisper but you couldn't have missed it. He's done with the back rub and that's more than fine. You take take the spot on the bed beside him while he turns to lie on his back, noticeably hard beneath the underwear that you quickly discard.

Precum leaks from his tip and he appreciates that your hands are still slick more than you could ever know. One firm pump of your hand, rolling your palm over the tip is enough to make him gasp. He's neglected his own need for far too long.

"F-fuck." He groans, beginning to thrust in time with your hand movements, fucking himself into your fist. It's erratic and needy and the light blush to his cheeks gives away that he's embarrassed about his lack of self-restraint. Not embarrassed enough to stop though.

"God, you're pathetic." You tease, lost in the way the degradation makes him tense up. He gets off on this and so do you. "I bet you couldn't last if you were inside me right now."

His breath catches in his throat because he knows you're right. Hell, he's struggling to last right now. There's no expectation for him to last forever this time around though. You know he'll be able to offer you a whole lot more once he gets this out of his system.

"N-no. I couldn't. I couldn't last." He's so beautiful and he doesn't even know it. You notice that he's even more beautiful with streams of his cum rolling down over your fingers, desperate sobs tumbling from his lips and his over pleasured groans hanging in the humid bedroom air.

Afterwards, the man seems boneless. He's content, melting into the bed and once you've had a chance to clean up, he pulls you in for the softest kisses.

#becca's thots #becca writes spice #dbf!bucky #sub!bucky #dbf!bucky smut #dbf!sub!bucky #I got 5 books yesterday and now I'm struggling to pick one to start with #I started 'the diary of an oxygen thief' last night and the hatred I have for the speaker already is incredible #I think I might start 'The Rachel Papers' tonight #and as soon as I sit down to read #I pick up my phone #and before I know it I'm looking at houses on property pal #I'd found one I liked but it sold this morning 🥲 #part of me wants to be an adult and get a mortgage and a house and do adult things #and part of me doesn't want to be tied down yet #so I'll just keep looking online #and dreaming of the house plants I could get for Belle to knock over #I'm way too excited to use that massage bar though 👀

[glimpsesofeuterpe]

200 bucks for 13+- hours of work (per month, 70+ hours per week)

#blahblah #pals if you wont hear from me for too long that means it's actually is a cult #likely theyll kick me out the moment they learn i am an idiot lol but wouldnt be so hopeful #..... wait didnt i alredy made it clear by writing 2025 instead of 2024 #maaaaaaaaan