#like mr krabs

[andisupreme]

I moved recently to start a new job and part of my commute now involves one of those high capacity toll booths where a two lane road suddenly flares out into 5-7 lanes of total anarchy with no lines anywhere, and then narrows back down to two lanes again, and we're just supposed to sort ourselves out? Who designed this

anyway I dreamed up this helpful anatomical guide on the drive home

#thought of flipping it upside down for it to read correctly but then it didn't feel like the driver pov #oh also yeah aside from generally pulling back from online spaces for the most part I've started a FAST-PACED full-time job #after on and off contract/part time work since 2020 #I am WIPED #all the time #exhausted #I'm told I will adjust and I am trusting these people but holy shit I'm capital B Bushed #you will not see me frequently anymore but do not mourn for me #I am adjusting to my new fish tank... #I will be thriving #by the time I turn 30 next year I will be able to hit my 30s at a run #I'm feeling it mr krabs

[mimiscappini]

A Mammon-core thing I had to get out of my head X'D

#ngl i kinda don't like the poses but i think i'm in art block #so it is what it is #my art #helluva boss #Helluva Boss Mammon #Mammon #sponge meme #gotta think of more Mr Krabs quotes for him

[homefryboy]

unrestrained basement-dwelling boyfun

bonuses

#just me being dumb #spongebob squarepants #screenshots #squidward tentacles #mr. krabs #momageddon #I like how Squidward only starts looking happy when they’re throwing darts at spongebob lol

[shiresome]

JANE DOE LOVE OF MY LIFE

#SOOO GLAD IM FINALLY DRAWING THESE CHARACTERS #still feeling them out though #engie or medic next !!! #im gonna be like spongebob and patrick painting mr krab's house when i draw engie #just like. shaking #tf2 #team fortress 2 #soldier #jane doe #solly #fanart #shire art

[feintenstein]

spongey robert and companions !

#i like this show i think #i listened to just. so much xiu xiu drawing this #i would be a patrick kinnie if i was more normal #digital art #fanart #spongebob squarepants #squidward tentacles #sandy cheeks #patrick star #eugene h krabs #mr. krabs #sheldon j plankton #plankton #this is my official art for pride. enjoy

[niyana-the-ambiguous-mobian]

That Willy Wonka experience is quite the story of the week. I can’t imagine the looks on both the parents and kids faces when they went out to the place, paid their fee and saw all of this mess:

Apparently it wasn’t even in a museum or a community center, it was in a fucking warehouse.

This puts the Dashcon ball pit to shame…..

#I feel so bad but damn it’s pretty funny #it’s like that SpongeBob episode where Mr. Krabs makes that park and it looks absolutely terrible #and it cost like $44 to get it was definitely a ripoff #glasgow willy wonka experience

[victoria-styles]

Y’all know what day it is?

#victoria styles #mine #meme #dank meme #dank memes #spongebob #plankton #mr krabs #SpongeBob movie #march 14 #lol #lmao #lmfao #relatable #gifs #gifset #please reblog #like #funny memes #funny

[hyperfunnyblog]

fuck ass doodles

#i made this in like 20 minutes in between homework sessions #plankaren on the brain… #hyper art #spongebob #sheldon j plankton #karen plankton #spongebob squarepants #mr krabs #doodles

[st4rstudent]

gaggle of desk jockeys

#clemart #clemspaint #i lvoe doing these. this ones actually from a dm i had with someone on twt . idk if theyll see this but hi waves #prethinker #brian ttcc #desk jockey #brianbot #i dont feel like maintagging this i might later #imagine the mr krabs walking sound effect overlapped 5 different times for this

[eggydaxy]

hey guys did you know Italian Spongebob and Italian Raiden are voiced by the same guy (claudio moneta) he also voices shadow ok did you know

#mortal kombat #mk #raiden #spongebob #I can share more fun facts about ita voice actors. like how bi han is voiced by Mr krabs. but you're not ready for that drawing

[spoiledskullz]

I'm so sorry more of them

#knuckles the echidna #knuckles the dread #knuckles x welkin #sonic fan character #welkin the wolf #spoiled art #oc x canon #welkles fankiddos #I have a whole au #Honestly have an entire fanfic idea about dread and barrel interacting but I don't think anyone would be interested #I'd like to try to do comic pages for it maybe possibly #Gahhh sorry #Welkin thinks dread's the shit #Dread is actually just shit #Dread is mr krabs and barrel is pearl #I've said enough I'll leave now #Also Idk how to translate well that dread is obviously older so i gave him the scruffy stuff on his face #Gave him the scar but my oc dune who'd be a part of Welkin's crew has the exact same scar and i don't want them to match lol #So that'll be changed

[hood-ex]

It's actually more enjoyable to read TT's Nightwing run if you read it while listening to "It's the Hard-Knock Life." Really fits the vibe 😌.

Nightwing Vol. 4 #78

Nightwing Vol. 4 #79

Nightwing Vol. 4 #81

Nightwing Vol. 4 #81

Nightwing Vol. 4 #85

Nightwing Vol. 4 #90

Nightwing Vol. 4 #90

Nightwing Vol. 4 #91

Nightwing Vol. 4 #92

Nightwing Vol. 4 #93

Nightwing Vol. 4 #95

#are you feeling it now mr. krabs? #no but the last 4 are poetry in motion. like why are they so funny lmao #Dick Grayson

[ghostlypanda]

reasons to watch rise: "you took out my entire brownie clan. impressive."

please support rise of the tmnt by watching the show and movie over on netflix!! 🙏💛

#rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #rise ep always be brownies #rise april o'neil #rise splinter #rise lou jitsu #rise cassandra jones #rise casey jones #rise foot recruit #i love splints trying to give advice and he can just never get it out hahah #'you're such a great listener.' 'uhh i feel like i did most of the talking.' lmao the way splints says that i love him #april hesitating on just getting splints back gives me mr. krabs trading spongebob to the flying dutchman for 62 cents #its been years and i still have that episode memorized man what a time back then #but this ep is def my fave non-turtle ep

[glitchysquidd]

why is Wendy's so expensive.

edit: I did not get Wendy's.

#sad times #why is it 15$ for what i want sob #thats not too much but listen #im like mr krabs atm #saving up money bc i wanna go on trips to see friends

[anxiously-sidequesting]

Sorry to be posting twice in one day but now I wanna talk about Sybil's last line of dialogue at the end of Wallaru. Bro says "The Spiral will always need its Scion." In terms of new villains always arising, new worlds to explore, etc.

Now of course in the real world this means something totally different than in narrative; for us it means yay Wizard101 will continue and it's not ending and shit and thats good!!! But in universe, I believe that fact would have brought different feelings. Like sadness. Or anger. Or maybe just numbness.

Like if you think about it. The implications. The Wizard will never, CAN never rest. It's an ongoing, neverending thing of always being needed. It's You and ONLY You. There will never NOT be evil. If not GF Spider, then the Schism. If not the Schism, then the Old One. If not the Old One, then someone else. Someone or Something will always come up as a Threat that only the Scion (for some reason. Gods exists here) is expected and able to defeat. When Sybil said that I was legit terrified because gotdamn I can't retire???? I will Always be The Legend who Always saves the day???

Like even setting aside the social consequences of this (the whole people suspecting us/fearing us Thing) imagine what that does to your emotional and mental health. Fuck even physical health. Going through all that strenuous trauma and exercise and magical ordeals and shit???? The pressure of knowing it's the universe at stake, not just you or the world? I actually would have died just in arc 2 personally how the fuck are we supposed to carry this. For the REST. OF OUR LIVES. FOR HOWEVER LONG WE LIVE

✨ Anyways here's hoping the Schism Soldier is arc 5's new big baddie haha #enemiestolovers101 😘✌️💕💕💕

#im not good with words ir explaining things but i still wanted to talk about That. what sybil said #thats fucking rough man. thats fucking rough #ALWAYS???? the spiral will ALWAYS need its scion??? the fuck you mean. whats this ALWAYS business #mr krabs voice: whats this WE stuff!? #i just need a picture of malorn and the wizard getting drunk as fuck on a tuesday together looking beaten and bitter. beaten and bitter. #idk if the wizard is like quasi-immortal now or what. how long do we live actually #are we like gonna outlive dyvim. mellori and the bat??? will we be alive for centuries and STILL defending the spiral??? hello?????????????? #so like what happens if and when. we die. is the universe just fucked then? #what is the point of the council of light. gf spider and gm raven. BARTLEBY. if none of them do shit #they could literally do anything they wanted to but its US that has to be superman. okay #id actually go crazy i would actually just Become the joker guys. guys i would fucking lose it #wizard101 #w101 #wiz101 #text posts #wallaru spoilers #wizard101 spoilers #can you guys tell i just want the soldier to come back

[hellsite-detective]

Greetings, detective. I am looking for the post that went like this: "Trans guy who's on T but doesn't realize he's a werewolf and thinks it's just how being on T is". Thanks in advance.

findin' this one proved to be rather simple! i simply went up to Don Google at the Search Bar and asked them for the exact quote mentioned by my client. i was then handed the post i was lookin' for. however, there were a couple of bonus replies. one about a trans girl thinkin' not realizin' she's a vampire, and the second about Mr Eugene H. Krabs at the chernobyl nuclear reactor. i grabbed the post with the two extra reblogs and filed it away.

here you are! this is a great post all the way through. one of my favorites, dare i say! have a great day!

Post Case: Closed

#as a trans girl who totally could also be a vampire #this is 100% accurate #like i didnt realize transfem vampirism was a universal experience oops #transgender #mr krabs #ask #hellsite detective #post case closed