#like my girlfriend will be like

[pocket-size-cthulhu]

I'm a cryptid in Stardew valley. I live on the outskirts of town. I disappear for days on end, purchasing daily one-way tickets to the calico desert. Nobody knows where I go while I'm there. Can occasionally be found fishing at random spots throughout town. I am never not running on at least one triple shot espresso. I take the abandoned minecarts to get around and am frequently seen disappearing into the sewers. I carry a sword for some reason. Once every week or two I will stride into your bedroom to deliver you your favorite meal. I'm a self-made millionaire. I attend all the town events and will go to your concert in the next town over. I have donated approximately 2583 items to the local museum and singlehandedly revitalized the town community center. There are rumors I can talk to junimos. I'm friends with the local wizard

#Stardew valley #most common meeting place for me and my girlfriend is level 20 of the mines #I'm so proud of her 🥲 #i give her spicy eel that i got from killing monsters in the skull caverns #seriously can you imagine having someone like that in your town lmao

[quirinah]

she dun on my geon till i meshi

#ダンジョン飯 #quirinahdraws #laios touden #kabru #mithrun #marcille donato #chilchuck tims #izutsumi #maizuru #inutade #labru #laishuro #nakamoto toshiro #sketchdump #digital #SORRY THESE R SO LQ I WAS ARTBLOCKED AS HELL LOL #*thinking really hard about manipulative girlfriend kabru from the omake* i think i hauve mana sickness #some1 on twit was like. labru takes advantage of fem laios’s unfulfilled desire for adventure…. i love toxic and doomed Yuri i mean what #THE BELL *hopping up and down* my embarrassing idea is that the BellTM is like. honorary laios accompaniment for the b plot #it starts ringing really aggressively and shuro is like. oh they’re fighting again huh. I DONT KNOWWWWWWW #I CANT DRAW ANY OF THE CHARACTERS WAAHHHH… erm… busting it down ooc style… #waiting for the mithrun au where he becomes a ramen cook slash pottery artisan. ermmm #dungeon meshi #ME WHEN I FORGET THE TAG (yuribrained)

[the-phantom-peach]

“for her”

-🍃

the burden of failure and fear of disappointment. sometimes ya just gotta keep it to yourself

#tfw you have lovely dreams about your girlfriend liek if you agree <3 #sorry I just like being miserable about my comfort characters #you all asked for more signing link n koroks so I hope this counts #the legend of zelda #legend of zelda #tears of the kingdom #breath of the wild #tloz #loz #totk #botw #totk korok #totk link #totk Zelda #korok #link #Zelda #totk zelink #zelink #sign language #asl #signing link #mute link #loz art #tloz art #nintendo #art #my art #HEEEEELLLLLLL YEAHH I GOT THIS BICTH OUT OF MY DRAFTS WOOOO #onto bigger and better things (staring at the wall for an hour)

[aesthetic-uni]

Miles “Who’s Morales” vs Gwen “Gwwwwanda” vs Pavtir “You seem like a nice young woman I do not know” FIGHT

#uni talks about the universe #spiderverse #across the spiderverse #across the spider verse spoilers #miles morales #gwen stacy #pavtir prabhakar #the spider kids DO NOT know how to lie #Jess: You know we can just teach them how to lie #Miguel: sorry no this is a canon event #Peter B: For once I agree every kid must suffer through this stage #Hobie seems like he’s immune to this #but he slipped up once and no one has ever been able to figure out what happened #there’s wild rumors going around that he will never confirm nor deny #side note Margo and Peni are also apart of the spider kids #this has nothing to do with the post I just see people leaving them out so I’m making this formal announcement to my two followers #originally I put how pav’s hair was giving him away but the scene with saving his girlfriend felt more accurate yknow?

[sorry-i-forgot]

astarion: yeah my former master gave me these scars

my oath of vengeance paladin:

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 astarion #bg3 tav #thats it #thats the post #meme #bg3 memes #astarion #it helps that her patron god is ilmater #since like day 5 shes been hell bent on killing cazador #i can just image astarion getting forced into the ritual and then screaming “my girlfriend is going to kick your ass!” #she's so scary #kal thoughts #absynthe

[inthemiddleofmybackswing]

GUYS my girlfriend MADE this for me for christmas!! with her own two hands!! she even wired the chevrons to light up and i’m so impressed and happy and just wanted to share it with the world

#my girlfriend is the best #please give her some love #she isn’t even a stargate fan #but she did a ton of research to make it faithful #like holy shit #stargate #stargate atlantis #sga #stargate sg1 #sg1 #stargate fanart #stargate fandom #1k #2k

[fritzllang]

honestly I think hugh grant lucked out with his glass onion role. a couple hours of shooting at most, no press work, no interviews, and he gets to be remembered by everyone as famous detective benoit blanc's live in sexy malewife

#'ill just play this 10 second cameo role no big deal' #*becomes the next tumblr girlfriend* #you guys dont understand what this is doing to 13 year old me who watched every hugh grant film he could get his hands on #ive waited all my life for aomething like this #glass onion #knives out #hugh grant #daniel craig #rian johnson

[incandescent-mushroom]

remember when 12 finally let Bill into the vault and she thought she was going to meet a cool new sci-fi monster and instead Missy and the Doctor flirt back and forth over a grand piano until Missy is like ‘btw she has to die :)’

#‘this is where I keep my evil girlfriend’ #‘also she pushed a little girl into a volcano once’ #have you ever been the third-wheel as two eldritch aliens have so much chemistry you feel like you should close your eyes??? #doctor who #thoschei

[hanadoesstuffwrong]

Something that I think ppl who ship both sukka and zutara don't acknowledge enough is the fact that poor Hakoda met both his kids' future spouses on the same day, in the same place and that place just happened to be prison.

#Hakoda: Wow Sokka's girlfriend is the imprisoned leader of an elite team of warriors surely it can't get more complicated now #*sees his daughter interacting for twenty-seconds with the exiled traitor prince of an enemy nation* #Hakoda: uh oh #those kids are the best 16 year migraine this man has ever had #my posts #zutara #sukka #zuko x katara #sokka x suki #wanted to put something fun in the zk tag since i've seen to many antis lurking in there #and i've got like half this fandom blocked already!

[waspcup]

; regular couple

: yaoi couple

“ yuri couple

👍i see no difference love is love

#Do you understand me #releasing her into the wild finally. this post has been in my drafts for almost a year she’s like a girlfriend to me #wasp speaks

[frenzyarts]

Extremely silly and scribbley comic I made of me and my fiancée @doubleca5t last night

#comic #lesbian #transgender #nonbinary #doodle #I drew this in like five minutes can you tell 😂 #my art #min tag #frenzy post #I’m bug :3 #gf comic #girlfriend comic

[theabigailthorn]

I'M MAKING A MOVIE

My next big creative project just got greenlit!

Last year we made The Prince, and it was a gamechanger - next year I'm making a sexy horror comedy vampire movie!

Can't wait to get started on this one lol. Also thank you?! This happened because people went so gaga for The Prince. It's phenomenal.

#Dracula's Ex-Girlfriend #The Prince #Philosophy Tube #Also can we talk about the fact that my debut film got announced IN VARIETY? #Like... WHAT?! #Variety Magazine! #You're gonna have to learn to talk that Variety speak #ba ba do ba ba ba do ba! #Thank you #I'm feeling very grateful right now #Also something very funny - my Dad misunderstood the headline and thinks the film is called Euphoria #My dad thinks I made Euphoria

[azukisprouts]

asajksjdjkksjdkk DEAD PLATE

Full painting under the cut!

I am. so normal about these three.

#my art #azuki does an art #azuki does a video #my art 2023 #dead plate #dead plate game #rody dead plate #vince dead plate #tw: horror #tw: cannibalism #there is an inherent homoeroticism in cannibalism prove me wrong #ALSO ALSO ALSO #so spoilers but I assume you’ve finished the game but if Vince was going to feed Manon to Rody #because he thought love might make it taste better #then turns around and tries to eat Rody himself #like. do you see what I’m saying #help was this intentional #Rody isn’t ready for a girlfriend and Vince definitely isn’t ready for a boyfriend but I think they could be so bad for each other #mostly Vince #mostly Vince would be bad for Rody #besides the eating him part

[seraphemmes]

woah they weren’t lying that picnic is on the otherside

#otherside picnic #soratori #sorawo kamikoshi #the last one is actually from a series of 4koma ive dubbed egg sorawo #it’s about sorawo as an egg #i have like 4(?) others mocked up with help from my beautiful girlfriend #so if anyone’s interested lmk 🫡 #my art #egg sorawo

[stbot]

♡judgmental girlfriends♡ 

#jade claymore #kit tanthalos #tanthamore #willow 2022 #willow #willow disney+ #losing my absolute mind??? #like kit is louder about it but jade is right there with her #so many little moments of them just being totally in sync i love them your honor #bc kit is a mean lesbian and jade is a supportive girlfriend!! #support kit's rights but more importantly her wrongs!! #the lesbians are judging you #i think i need a gif tag #this is mostly just a joke

[quirkle2]

a labor of love about milk. there are other things too i guess

#qkdraws #mob psycho 100 #mob psycho #mp100 #shigeo kageyama #mp100 mob #mp100 shigeo #ritsu kageyama #mp100 ritsu #fun fact this took 5 weeks to make #another fun fact this started bc of my girlfriend saying he thought it'd be funny if ritsu was lactose intolerant #i uhm. added some stuff tho VGEAYV #listen.i have to add trauma or bust #this was SUCH a blast to make.god i had sm fun #what a joy this was.im glad i made it #even if it's kinda messy and all over the place i had fun working on it #and i do think it's Vastly better than my other comic #watch this receive like 40 notes and then get dropped into the abyss.haha wouldn't that be funny hahahah hahhaa #i hope one person is like vaguely ill abt it at least.be ill with me