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tatakaeeren · 5 months

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Itadori, tell everyone for me: "Life wasn't so bad"

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bitter-hibiscus · 4 months

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TALIA AND SELINA TEAMUP ??? CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME????

#im going batshit crazy #like no joke #im so fucking hype #detective comics 1079 #dc comics #talia al ghul #selina kyle #batman

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dataglitch · 2 months

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Any particular favorite character on Transformers? :D

Yeah, this guy

#if you've seen me in other socials #i'm heavily fond of this fella right here #like no joke #my baby #fortress maximus #yes im in uni and i have a motivational blorbo at my desk side #why do you ask?

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filmbyjy · 1 year

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i loveeed ur poly imagine!! Could u make more? Maybe like what dating each ship is like?

a/n: oooo yes of course!! and so sorry for taking so long with this request😔 been extremely busy.

taglist[perm]: @ja4hyvn @ahnneyong @milklix @kar0ki @sugarsunoo

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enhypen poly: what is it like to date each ship (popular ones)

| HEEJAKE / RAMYEONZ

man this ain’t fair >:(

sim jaeyun share some of heeseung with me :(

bye bc jake acts so baby girl around heeseung it’s actually so funny and cute at the same time

I mean honestly, same. jake, you have a valid reason to be acting like that

but anyways, what is it like to date heejake?

well for one thing, you definitely would be third wheeling them most of the times

“hyunggggg, come quick!! the round is starting!”

queue heeseung bolting back into the room as you were sitting on the bed.

don’t be sad though. they do hang out more than you hang out with them but they know when to step in and make you feel loved.

I also won’t deny. you’ve got two most flirtiest people to date

so pretty much expect to get attacked 24/7

because seriously they will out of nowhere give you that sexy ass look before leaning down to kiss you

which btw kissing your lips is their favourite past time.

100% makeout session like most of the time.

jake does it the most though. heeseung will just be playing his game.

“babe, i’m gonna order something.” heeseung says as he turns around to you and jake literally making out on the bed.

“let’s get some pizza.” jake says after he pulls away from lips. he goes back to kissing you after heeseung hums.

they are also clingy so enjoy that

| JAKEHOON aka SOULMATES

with heejake, your relationship is more chaotic but with jakehoon, it’s more chill.

when it comes to the both of them, I believe jake is more chill whilst hoon is the chaotic high energy one

literally manhandles you on the bed to get a kiss from you

“STRONG MAN.” sunghoon shouts.

jake is still cuddly but he plays it more safe.

for one thing, they will constantly ask you to choose between layla or gaeul

“babe babe, layla or gaeul?” jake says.

you can’t choose either one of them😔 they are both too adorable

“asking me to choose between layla or gaeul is literally like asking me who is the better boyfriend.” you deadpan.

“so, layla or gaeul?” sunghoon says.

you never answer that question and choose to avoid it at all cost.

ah speaking of layla and gaeul, you officially have two fur babies!

which means you are dubbed as layla and gaeul’s mother

and yes, you get to cuddle layla and gaeul. if the boys are out doing their own thing, you have layla and gaeul to yourselves

now put aside the puppers, I believe jakehoon are pretty affectionate.

sure, sunghoon is all tsundere and shit but really he just gets a little flustered to be soft.

so like just give him a big hug and cuddle

| JAYWON / MEOWZ

bro, I wanna date jaywon

THEY SEEM SO BOYFRIEND AND PERFECT CANDIDATES OF LIKE POLY RELATIONSHIP

THEY’D TREAT YOU SO DAMN RIGHT I SWEAR

jay makes dinner while you and jungwon just sit and cuddle

like hello?? that’s the most perfect scene

and if you are the same age as jay (like me😏) then both you and jay will baby jungwon

“wonie.” you pout.

“noona.” he smiles.

STOP THATS SO CUTE. I WANNA CUDDLE JUNGWON👺

UNFAIR

affection with them is the best

jay loves cuddling you

in fact, the both of them curl up to you like actual cats☹️🥺

this is them with you

I want this yoi

and yes that means you have joined the yoi cult

every single sentence you have includes yoi bc of jungwon

“jagiya, do you want to eat?” jungwon asks.

“yoi.” you answer.

“yoi.” jungwon says.

thats true love right there🫶🏻

| SUNKI aka please come back I miss you two together💔

god sunki was something else :(

i’m going to like say this was puberty and ni-ki still loves sunoo very much

I know the boy still adores him

anyways, how is it like dating sunki?

well for one thing, it feels like you are babysitting ni-ki

you wanna try to have a normal date but nah ni-ki doesn’t allow it

sunoo already planned like a picnic date

but suddenly it’s a football date??

but like the both of you aren’t complaining much, ni-ki is still baby. you want him to live out his childhood as much as possible

ni-ki is extremely cuddly whilst sunoo is okay with affection

“noona, i want a hug!” ni-ki appears out of nowhere with his arms wide out.

you give in bc ni-ki deserves it

the only time he doesn’t deserve it is when he plays pranks on both you and sunoo. neither of you can take it

“should we give ni-ki the silent treatment?” sunoo asks.

“how about no cuddles till next week?”

“noooo noona :(( please i need cuddles.” ni-ki pouts.

STOP I WANNA SQUISH HIM :(

I wont lie, yours and sunoo’s patience has definitely improved a lot since ni-ki was in the picture

like dude you may just become jay’s level of unbothered

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tblsomedoodles · 10 months

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Sometimes you just got to sing stupid Dsney songs with your twin for a singing competition lol.

@tmntaucompetition polls are up! (to be found here!) you should vote!

#tmnt #rottmnt #seer twins au #my doodles #competition shenanigans #i don't think we're winning this one lol #which i am perfectly alright with me b/c 'we ran out of rats' is awesome!#posting this before i have to leave for work #like no joke #i have to walk out the door in like 10 minutes #and i still have to get dressed #unfortunately inuyasha sweatpants and a hoodie do not count as work clothes

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alwyswnadie · 1 year

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you will never hear from me again

#oh my god #oh my fucking god #he’s so fucking dumb #he annoys me #i NEED him #like no joke #such a tease omfg #matty healy #the 1975

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flodaya · 3 months

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I see it too girl! The besties are not besties lol

besties not besting like they used to bestie for press in the past, bestie :/

#like no joke #I used to think they’re cool and friends out of convenience #(not derogatory)#but now….. girlie #ask

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ant1quarian · 4 months

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Art For Soul Collector

Mc walking across that battlefield in the Prologue, dragging their scythe behind them.

@darqee

Not my best work but here!

#Soul Collector #Go read it's a really good story #Like no joke #So far it seems awesome

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lyxchen · 3 months

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EVERYONE I AM GOING TO MEET DAVID TENNANT IN MAY!!!!!!!!

#LIKE NO JOKE #THIS IS ACGUALLY HAPPENING #i #AHHHFJBRJGJGJFHFHF #I'M SO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!#lea's random thoughts #david tennant #thank you event people for finally announcing him

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masterblooky · 5 months

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blah blah something about how Martyn became the first red because he fell into the void in the end and Lizzie became the first to die permanently because she fell into the void in the end.

Some real “from dust you were made and to dust you shall return” type stuff.

through the void, red first was born and through the void red first shall die.

the lord giveth and the lord shall taketh away.

memento mori

I’ll figure it out.

you shall not find success in this realm. the realm herself shall not allow it. all you who enter shall fall, yet not all shall be consumed by the void. she hungers for more, but you have twice failed her. you failed to follow the footsteps of the gemini who opened the gateway to your rebirth.

call me Alexander Hamilton the way I’m long winded and write like I’m running out of time

#Something is UP with me today I swear #I made 3 biblical/religious references within the last 2 posts #Or just 2 in this post alone if you don’t think like I do #I dread the day someone sees one of these #And then just like goes #“Aren’t you the omega verse guy”#I might reblog this with an explanation for every sentence in the second to last paragraph #Legitimately because I like to hear my self speak #Like no joke #secret life smp #secret life #martyn inthelittlewood #inthelittlewood #lizzie ldshadowlady #ldshadowlady #Half the post is in the tags omg im so sorry

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arrowsperpetualcringe · 5 months

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i cannot believe how unbelievably trans the team on your name made Mistuha on ACCIDENT

HOW DID YOU MAKE MITSUHA SO TRANS MASC HOLY SHIT

#you can have a different hc and still think Mistuha is cis ofc #but listen Mitsuha literally screams 'I WANNA BE A CUTE TOKYO BOY IN MY NEXT LIFE'#and then wakes up in a cis guy's body and has the TIME OF HIS LIFE.#LIKE NO JOKE #HE EVEN TOTALLY ROMANCES THIS CHICK #AND WHEN THEY GET SWITCHED BACK TO THEIR ORIGINAL BODIES BEFORE THE DATE THE GIRL IS LIKE 'ew what happened ur acting different'#oh but let's shove all that aside and stick Mitsuha with the male lead as the love interest even though they have NO romantic chemistry #i'm so sorry but mitsuha and taki should've stayed FRIENDS ONLY.#if they did the movie would've been literally perfect for me #anyways-#rambling #your name #kimi no na wa #mitsuha miyamizu

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mezzyb0nb0n · 3 days

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Me waiting for Sonic Lunch to post their 2024 lineup

#I’m looking for the tallies RAGAGGSHE #I’m set on going if the date isn’t in the way of plans I have #like no joke #tally hall #shitpost

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blerdsong · 1 month

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Okay.

Hear me out.

But

Submissive and Breedable by Smosh. Might actually be a bop.

#like no joke #I think I like it unironically #Smosh

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justarandomguyiguess · 7 months

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So. The Pokémon DLC huh. God. I’m not done with it yet. But I wanna hug Kieran so much. Please. Let me cry into his arms, apologize, and hug him. PLEASE.

#I’m actually almost crying #like no joke #Kieran is the best Pokémon character ever #and he deserves the world #Pokémon #pokémon sv #pokémon scarlet #dlc #Pokémon dlc #scarlet dlc #Kieran #Kieran Pokémon #alright I’ve finished #Nintendo #don’t you dare make Kieran the villain #I know he will be #but I’m gonna be super pissed about it

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lilias300yearhusband · 8 months

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I could hypothetically fix him BUT I also could hypothetically love him for who he is

#twisted wonderland #rollo flamm #rollo flamme #who knows #not me💀#I do want to kith him though #like no joke

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phoenixkaptain · 1 year

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I can’t get over Ethan Winters face like it is just blank there is no emotion there he is the epitome of “no thoughts head empty” he definitely gets asked questions by coworkers and stares at them blankly for a long time and all of them are like “Ethan hates me” but Ethan is just trying to remember the question he was just barely asked and trying to figure out if it would be rude to ask for them to repeat he is so blank I relate to him so hard-

#ethan winters #re7 #re8 #resident evil #biohazard #re7 biohazard #i love his face #like no joke #it is just incredibly funny to me #ethan walks through horrors with no emotion #he is just 🧍‍♂️#the inane ramblings of a madman

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