#like no joke an actual queen

[lloydfrontera]

i think my issues with the canon romance at the end can be summarized by that competition alicia holds to win lloyd's hand.

she's like 'oh your new body sucks you need to marry someone who can protect you 24/7' so she holds a tournament to find the strongest woman in the continent and marry him to her so he'll have built-in bodyguard. which is objectively the funniest thing she could've done i love her so much. but. like. it's so unnecessary, redundant and also just,,,, factually incorrect??? ajdhka god lemme explain

here's how alicia puts it

but,,,, lloyd already has a bodyguard who's at his side 24/7. like. that's very much a plot point of the entire novel. there's literally a character who's arc is about coming to care about lloyd above anything else and deciding to stay at his side for the rest of his life to protect him. like. that's very much a thing that happened. it literally takes us 320 chapters to get to that point why are you acting like you're doing something new here

a swordsmanship competition. to decide who gets to marry lloyd. remind me what character have we spent the entire novel being told and shown over and over and over again is the most powerful and strongest swordsman in literally the entire world???

right. but he can't participate. because he's not a woman. which i think it's the point to this rant.

i don't think i need to spell it out but i'm gonna anyway.

the only reason javier isn't the one to end up with lloyd is because he's a man. because even by the in-universe made up requirements he's the most qualified one to do so, except that he's not allowed to even participate because he's not a girl.

and y'know what's the extra thing that just. makes me go a little insane because it's the one detail that makes me doubt for one second that all of this wasn't just pure chance or coincidence and instead is bk moon taunting us. y'know what it is.

what character is the only one who canonically can and has passed for a woman with no issue whatsoever in a seemingly out of nowhere gag that never comes up again. do you remember.

right. yeah.

so we have,,, a character who is devoted to our main character and has sworn to protect him for the rest of his life with everything he has, who is the strongest swordsman in the entire world and who can easily pass for a woman.

and then the main character is supposed to marry whoever wins a competition to decide who gets to protect him for the rest of his life, who is the strongest swordsman in the country and where only women are allowed to participate.

and i'm not supposed to read anything into that.

okay. i feel like i'm going crazy this is me right now

but seriously. this little tidbit that was probably just meant to be a joke about how alicia came to marry lloyd just,,, really highlights how unnecessary and redundant their romance feels to me

like. why would lloyd need to marry alicia. when he already has javier.

do you get what i mean

#i talk a lot <3 #tged #the greatest estate developer #tged spoilers #lloyd frontera #alicia magentano #javier asrahan #llojavi #again this is nothing against alicia! she's amazing! #her doing this is some actual queen shit #genuinely funniest way she could've done it #alas. i think actualy emotional build up is better for a canon relationship that just. jokes. but like. that's very much my own issue lol #ch 402

[the-meme-monarch]

so like queen Was Going To be a calculator. i have to wonder how far into development this was changed, since her design is still clearly reminiscent of it but there are certain things in-game that do rely on her being a computer (like her concern for/fixation on noelle and her searches)

but since it was changed to her being the laptop, why didn’t they make it resemble her? like why not make it a blue laptop

#i DO have a headcanon that answers for this but i just have to wonder #since she Says she’s a computer and is implied to be the laptop specifically why doesn’t it look like her like the (unused)calculator does #anyway my headcanon is that she’s actually the motherboard of the computer #and the computer itself is her mansion #bc like swatch and tasque manager are programs on the computer #it doesn’t seem out of place for her to be a darkner of a Physical component of the computer #and her being blue is bc Well Some Motherboards Are Blue #and also her being the motherboard bc. all the mom jokes made abt her and her parallel to noelles mom #and well also a motherboard is why a computer functions at all. so her Calling herself a computer doesn’t feel inaccurate #deltarune #words from the monarch #if queen stayed a calculator chapter 2 would’ve been berdly-centric instead of noelle-centric /j

[fromtheseventhhell]

She was the night wolf. But only when she dreamed. (The Blind Girl, ADWD) "The hour of the wolf. The blackest part of night, when all the world's asleep." (The Kingbreaker, ADWD)

Thinking thoughts...It's the longest, darkest hour of the night, Arya is the Night Wolf + Dark Heart, it's the time when "the world's asleep" and Arya wargs into Nymeria and the leader of a giant pack of wolves while sleeping, and it's likely she'll reunite with Nymeria right before the long night...

#arya stark #and it being the the hour before dawn... #corn plate moment or no y'all? cause I see the vision 🤭 #It just fits so well? like Arya being the Night Wolf alone is enough for me to make the connection and run with it #also the hour of the wolf being an actual historical event denoting Cregan Stark's time in King's Landing? #reminds me of Harwin kneeling to Arya at the Inn of the Kneeling Man...Arya really stacking up historical references #The Lady of Winterfell-ism is just so strong in her chapters and connections how can I not say Queen #/a time for wolves/ was actually about Arya Nymeria their pack and her becoming a leader in the North (and I'm only half joking) #also feel like this could be tangentially related to Jon via the /Black Bastard's heart/ reference + him waking at the hour of the wolf + #his connection to the Others and the North + foreshadowing for KITN...could be a hint of his resurrection #or it could be nothing and I'm just overthinking things but I've seen a lot flimsier theories so 🤷🏾‍♀️ #twow speculation #?? I guess

[kindlythevoid]

“Gimli was lifted up [onto the horse] behind his friend, and he clung to [Legolas], not much more at ease than Sam Gamgee in a boat.”

-The Two Towers pg. 35

Friendly reminder that the one time Gimli got onto a horse for the first time and hated it so much that he was compared to Sam in a boat, who had multiple paragraphs dedicated to how much he hated boats.

#yes this is supposed to be an actual friendly reminder #I love it when books have so many details #That they are able to refer to past things like an inside joke #also refer to my Queen Beruthiel idiom post #I freaking love this comparison tho it’s so funny #(>ヮ<)• #kiki re-re-re-reads the lord of the rings #just yelling into the void #the lord of the rings #the two towers #tolkien quotes #quotes #gimli #legolas #sam gamgee #arod #arod the horse

[juminsfakecat]

ji changwook as a pathetic heart of gold ex-boyfriend and shin hyesun as a goofy optimistic female lead going through a hard time? can’t believe there was a show made for just ME

#welcome to samdalri #DOOOO YALLL KNOW #HOW MUCH I LOVE MR QUEEN AND LOVESTUCK IN THE CITY #THIS IS LITERALLT MY FANON UNREALISTIC PAIRING COMING TRUE PLEASE IM DYING #IVR CRIED ALREADY AND ITS NOT EVEN A SAD SHOW #I JUST LOVE THEM BOTH SEPARATELY AND IT WORKS SO GOOD HERE FJDJDJJS #I loved her in mr queen so much bc she plays goofy cool girls so well like her demeanor and her energy gives old granny who makes dark jokes #AND LIKE UGH #ji changwook has been trying to be more comedic and romcom since he came back from the army #and I KNOW MY MANS POTIENTAL but his counterparts have not been good #not that they weren’t good at acting but the chemistry test just wasn’t there imo like his antagonist role is doing fine bc he has the look #but UGHHHHH YOU JUST HAD TO FALL IN LOVE WITH HIM DURING THE DRUNK CRYING SCENE IN LOVESTRUCK AND THATS WHERE I KNEW HIS BEST WAS THIS TYPE #loved him and jiwon actually bc he does ‘I’m pathetic for this complicated woman’ so well like idk how to explain it #their chemistry is great in samdalri bc her comedic timing and his pathetic guy thing is just so good I love it #it’s so SPECIFIC FOR ME

[maskyartist]

AND BAM WE GOT REFS :D now i can draw silly angsty comics with em! hopefully, i aint a comic person but i desire,,,,i yearn,,,,,

more info on the EobE!AU here :D

edit: Forgot to say, the idea of using golf tee's as needles/hairpins is inspired from @heartfall-syndrome's fantastic Vengeance AU! give em a look their art is like rock candy so crunchy so delicious :)

#masky says #trolls dreamworks #trolls clay #trolls viva #eat or be eaten au #mostly did lil edits on clay but i still wanted em together #do not separate :) #viva often comes and goes from the village to assist on missions to hunt bugs and small wild animals to bring back #so clay is still left in charge of the more serious business parts of things #but he loves to try new cuts of meat and figure out fun ways to cook em to keep things fresh for the Putt Putts #they're a duo! a team! totally not codependent :) #btw for anyone curious- #yes this still involves Band Together #they arrive at the Hole in Fun and its all bright and pretty and flashy #and walk in to be greeted by Trolls wandering around freely #and Viva is the first person to greet them as queen! its her job to invite in guests! :D #she jokes that she thought they were bergens and laughs about it before showin em around! #Clay pops up to ask Viva about dinner preparations only to be like 'BABY BRANCH!!' #difference here in the reunions is that Clay looks at JD and actually smiles at him #'John' he smiles all silly 'You got REALLY old REALLY fast' #alright alright gotta make content for this one for SURE i have a lot of thoughts

[kuroo-hitsuji]

Shout out to unhinged ao3 tags for making a brainrot resurface agdjshzjd

Anyways idc if its body swap shenanigans or a magic toy or what, i just think giving the boys a taste of their own medicine. For fun. Or for science, either one

I am actually halfway through writing this concept with Beel--

#obey me smut #i have been thinking about this for months i am not even joking #especially since i usually make beel a top like 99% of the time #i just think him testing it out so that he knows sort of what you go through with him (bc ofc he's huge) #and then suddenly discovering he's a massive size queen actually-- #there's more than one way to feel full zjxjggxjgjx #anyways my brain is rotted

[pinkhysteria]

oh izzy is so real for saying america's zing was wack and they'd have never done it if cory was the older one in the dynamic, lmfao.

#bb25 #'justice for america' so true queen! #like yeah let's be buzzkills actually because i know this not the show i think it is cracking these lil jokes djskdjsk

[rai-knightshade-art]

Save me Anna Kendrick. Anna Kendrick save me. Or however the meme goes idk.

(Yes this is a reference to the Steven Universe fan comic meme.)

#pitch perfect #beca mitchell #anna kendrick #dreamworks trolls #trolls poppy #queen poppy #crossover #into the kendrickverse #myposts #myart #listen. you dont know much self control im exerting not just devouring every song/movie/show/etc this woman has ever touched #the only thing stopping me is the fact that i need to actually finish the stuff im already working on for pitch perfect #otherwise this more than likely would already be a trolls and scott pilgrim takes off fan art blog. not even joking #but in the meantime... definitely expect more trolls art in the very near future #the brainrot is real

[daigina-3]

Star Dust, Angel Dust

Anthony Donatiello was going to be a star. 

The dark cinema was buzzing. The joint was full of his family and friends- the place rented out just for them. Not that he thought his uncle’s meathead friends or his cousins cared much for motion pictures, unless they were the kiddie vaudeville types. They just didn’t have the taste Anthony did. Molly liked movies all right, but mostly because she knew Anthony did. She did anything he wanted, went where he went, liked what he liked; even if she didn’t, really. 

He sat back in the big seat- his feet just reaching the floor. His frame was slight even at eleven, when most of the other kids his age were sprouting up and out. He was hardly any bigger than Molly was, the two of them identical pointy limbs and round, pinched-cheek faces. Though Ma said he’d hit his growth spurt any day now and be taller than all of them, and be on his way to becomin’ a big man like his papa. 

Anthony wasn’t sure he liked the sound of that. He loved his papa, sure. But when he dreamt of who he would be as an adult, it wasn’t his father’s stubbly jaw line and gruff voice he imagined.

It was Roman Novaro, with his slender frame and shiny hair. It was Colleen Moore and her wire-thin dainty eyebrows and shiny bead-embroidered dresses.

It was Clara Bow. 

On the silver screen, Clara Bow’s big round eyes were pinched in anger as she was waving her cutesy little gun around (He didn’t know what she thought that little thing would do- he’d seen bigger guns in his pop’s bathroom), looking for all the world like she was about to jump out of the ten foot tall screen and into the room. 

Clara was the ultimate star- she had the face, the legs, the smile. She was everything. People called her the “it” girl- on the cover of every magazine, in every department store window on posters for perfume and powder- and always, always with all eyes on her. 

She was an angel.

Anthony had fallen in love with her the first time he’d seen her on screen with her thin painted lips and the way they quirked up in an impish smile. He’d made his mama take him to the cinema to see the movie three times. He practiced that smile in the bathroom mirror every morning for a week. 

Ladies of the Mob had been a funny choice for a family outing, looking back. Not that he’d really known then that the family business was anything more than some vague investment company or something else equally as vague and boring as shit to an eleven year old. He just thought that maybe all investment companies came with family bodyguards who were also his cousins- and also cousins that weren’t really cousins but they called them that anyway. And didn’t every family have weapon stashes in every room of the house? His pops always said protecting his family came first!

Next to him in the dark, Molly elbowed him gently and held out the little bag of popcorn for him to take a handful. Her big blue eyes were still locked on the screen as Clara’s lover, the poor crook who Clara was trying so hard to make a better man, grabbed her by the arms and shook her passionately. Anthony felt the tension rise as their faces got closer together and her lover shook her again, the piano music swelling. The gun fell from Clara’s hand as she stared up at her fella’s furious face.

“Don’t you know I love ya, ya dumb broad?” The title card read. 

Clara shook her head, moving her perfectly painted lips. Anthony mirrored her expression, copying the way she turned down the corners of her mouth.

“Well, you have a mighty good way of showing it.”

He yanked her forward with force until they were just an inch away, his mouth mumbling words that made Anthony’s tummy flip and his eyebrows go up in surprise just the same as Clara’s on screen.

“I’ll show you good.”

He crashed his mouth to Clara’s- Anthony didn’t have to look at his sister to know Molly had clapped one hand over her eyes. She still thought kissing was gross, the little baby. But he didn’t ever want to look away. In the darkness with stars in his little eyes, Anthony puckered his lips, instinctively copying Clara. 

Someone was gonna kiss him like that someday. 

*

“You're gonna be a star, Angel baby.”

That's what Val had told him when they first met in the corner of a hazy strip club. The moth demon had paid for private dances at the club, rented out rooms for days just to monopolize Angel's time and attention. And Angel took the compliment and the cash, batted his lashes and let Val flash even more bills than the day before or the day before. He was buying bottle after bottle without care. Hell, he was practically pouring the shit out on the floor. What did Val care? He could buy the whole bottling plant if he wanted. He had money, he had power, he had people falling at his feet.

So who could blame Angel if he fell, too?

Well. He sure as fuck could blame himself. He'd been stupid. Naive.

Val had been good to him, at the start. For a long while, Angel was a free man who went where he wanted and did what and who he wanted. And who he wanted was Val. He ate up the gifts; the clothes, the free meals, the sex- he was peppered with kisses and pet names and promises and in return when Val was mean, Angel told himself that was the shit he was into anyway. Even if he wasn't really into how Val did it.

And he wasn't mean outside of bed, anyway- Angel would never let that happen to him. He watched, tucked under Val's wing as he was cruel and ruthless to waitstaff, employees, dancers, bartenders. Didn't matter. That would never be him. He was Angel Baby, his star, Amorcito. He was special.

Stupid. Naive. And humble, as ever.

Anthony never got to be a star. But Angel was. His face was everywhere. His legs and ass were in even more places.

Just like Clara, he thought to himself with satisfaction when he looked in the mirror before a shoot, giving himself bedroom eyes and admiring himself.

Just like Clara? He thought to himself with a bitter pit in his stomach when he looked in a mirror after Val manhandled him. kissed him so hard it hurt. Talked over him. Didn't listen when he asked for a pause, a moment to catch his breath.

Breaks were not in the budget, on or off set.

Angel Dust was a star. But Anthony was curled up in bed, the only one who ever loved him right snuffling at his tear stained cheeks. He drew Fat Nuggets in tighter to his chest, letting him nuzzle his neck and snort sweetly.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanfiction #angel dust #angel dust hazbin hotel #valentinto tw too i guess but its nothign thats not in the show #this is just me stretching my fingers and getting used to writing engel it hink #angel I think* #also its just me having fun w the idea of him being a baby in the 20s w it girls and slay queens and clara bow shooting to fame #also dont we all love the reflection on childhood dreams when youre an adult who feels like you're a failure!! #anyway I'm working on an actual fic thats half done and I'm injecting more humor because i love this side of angel #but i also love the humor and the funny little sex jokes and the haughtiness as a defense mechanism #and husk i love husk so much im obsessed w that stupid cat

[65ths]

finnick does both fyi

#he’s absolutely fire reacting and he’s sending some insane one liner too #but he’d also fall to his knees for the love of his life soooooo #i joke but he’s very charming actually in dms unless it’s to annie #to annie he’s in there like 🔥😮‍💨🔥 date tonight queen?

[viriborne]

“Asmo would wanna share Mc with Solom-“ no he wouldn’t shut up

#Solomon wouldn’t want that either have u read Nightbringer 😭 #only people would should be able to make those kinds of posts are people who are actually poly bc some of y’all are so weird about it ok #it’s like how I’ve seen non lesbians joke about how Queen Rose is a lesbian because she’s afraid of men like…maybe think before you post #obviously I cant police what people write blah blah but it’s weird when people only make poly implications with the lust character lol #not to mention that it’s not….in character like how so many people believe

[daggryet]

hc andersen getting added to bsd would actually be so interesting, if his power was based on the snow queen

like, imagine a villain in bsd that on a mass scale can make everyone who get infected only see the ugly things in life.

yokohama: depression arc

#turned into a half joking post but well. Maybe i will write this fic myself and take it seriously #it's not the snow queen herself that breaks the mirror but her abilities can turn your heart into ice #and well bsd abilities - despite how they're named - aren't like #1:1 with the actual stories. just inspired by themes most of the time

[rosalesbeausderholle]

Btw tumblr's beloved Gay Pirate Show tried to add some female characters this time and it was the most misogynistic and lesbophobic steam of horseshit I've seen

#like oh you have two lesbians but they're toxic codependent and try to kill each other as a gag? fascinatinf #you didn't even show the lesbian pirates being pirates for fuck's sake #oh you have a character who is a famed pirate captain who was known as the queen of the seas #let's make her go crazy bc a man she was into left her #not even someone she had a relationship with mind you #and yes i know pirates in real life all did horrid things but this shows treats all that as a joke and the male characters are actually #afforded depth #and morals and goodness #not the women though #then there's archie who we know nothing about #literally the most well-developed female character is mary lmao #like that's it #and that was in the first season #should not have bothered hiring actresses #if that's the material you're giving them to work with

[lightnersdream]

ive changed my mind since i wrote that post if Swatch got their hands on that email freak they would rip his arms off and personally drown him

#mostly joking. but also *eyes bloodshot #ive seen some . portrayals #dib noise #and interpretations #when i wrote that i didnt mean it in a ship way #they could hate eachothers guts for all of time and i don't think Swatch would do something as extreme as the acid 'theory' implies #like i cannot stress this enough. if you treat acid theory like an actual theory about the events of the game #and not just alternate universe/fanfiction shit #it implies Swatch and Queen are the most unnecessarily cruel antagonists in the game ??? #like. id hesitate to call either of them really truly evil because thats the point #and if they really did do something that cruel even to an actual villain type character #with the way the game is written it would just be weird as fuck and bad writing if it was canon??? #its less popular than it used to be when the chapter was new which is nice but i still see it kick around #or be one of the only reasons someone mentions Swatch

[themyscirah]

Get out of my life, Hal Jordan, while I'm still sorry I killed you!!!!!

#THIS LINE GOES INSANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE #absolutely LOSING IT AYDUANDJAHDHASUQGSHWGDG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #bro. bro. brooooooo #also the connor bastard joke right before that lmao #but BROOOOOOOOOOOOO #sorry i just- error 404 swishy.exe is not responding #bro. bro. bro. #i just- ehriahsqjsuegshsj #the keysmashes there are like crunching noises to me actually. im literally just as fjahdaidhashshdh like a dog w a bone #BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #also we are 100% going to pretend im here for hal and that i didn't somehow get distracted again and am now reading the connor origin arc <3 #BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #also i have read a lot of comics today so yay. i have done absolutely 0 homework though which is a little 😅 butttt #its friday though. yeah im gonna be busy all day tmrw but who cares. we're reading green arrow comics #ANYWAYS I JUST- GET OUT OF MY LIFE WHILE IM STILL SORRY I KILLED YOU GOES INSANE #never going to emotionally recover from this. .........anyways #hal jordan #oliver queen #dc comics #swishy liveblogs #anyways something something if anyone cares ill post some of the panels i saved from this issue but im nuetral on the idea so only if #someone wants me to #WHILE IM STILL SORRY I KILLED YOU!!!!!!!!!! BROOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! #sorry sorry okay i think i have it out of my system now #<<<<liar #blah