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nogooddeetz · 6 months

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what if i relate to max jägerman? what then?

#i’m not a jock #like not even close #like i’m the nerdiest of nerds #but still #sara watches npmd proshot #max jägerman #starkid #nerdy prudes must die

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philcollinsenjoyer · 3 months

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and i've been advancing in like 2 sentences increments for the past month and this is just ONE SCENE it's like a hell of my own making

#i have a bunch that i have down i my notebook that i have to retranscribe but i don't want to get to it until THIS is done and it's still #like not even close

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desertsquiet · 2 years

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Townes and Susanna spoke a private language from the beginning. They recognized the sadness in each other and it was a strong bond between them. Townes’s and Susanna’s I.Q. test scores classified them as gifted individuals with superior intelligence. They believed in the afterlife, visits from ghosts, and the supernatural, which Guy thought was nonsense. Townes and Susanna were accomplished artists. In time, both of them turned to pills and the bottle. Many thought they were just plain crazy. Once Townes and Susanna bonded, there was no tearing them apart. “They were best friends and soulmates”, Guy says. “They both drove me fucking nuts.”

#you can take all the best romantic movies and books and they won’t hold a candle to this real life story #like not even close #I still can’t believe it sometimes but it’s all true #townes van zandt #susanna clark #guy clark #without getting killed or caught

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hoperays-song · 1 year

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Marcus and Affection... Not Well Acquainted

*Buster, trying to get to know Marcus by hanging around the garage, currently watching Marcus box*

Buster, starting to get concerned that he’s been doing this for the past three hours without a break: Hey Marcus? Random question: has anyone other than Johnny or your wife, and I mean absolutely ever, at any point in your life, told you they love you?

Marcus: Do my parents count?

Buster, excited: Yes!

Marcus, completely deadpan: No.

#sing #sing 2 #sing marcus #sing big daddy #sing buster #marcus's social skills everyone #there's a reason johnny's so awkward in social situations #rosita is determined for marcus to have friends #today's tactic: send buster to befriend him #buster can befriend anyone it couldn't be that hard right?#marcus was NOT the favourite child growing up #like not even close #johnny was the favourite and spoiled child for that reason #also johnny was an only child so that helped

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whyismangososour · 1 year

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I just wasted like 20 minutes of my life trying to craft a comment that’s as respectful and critical as possible to a miraculous salt poster before I realized it wasn’t worth it and if people are determined to needlessly shit on children’s media under the guise of “critique” then they’re probably a very bitter person I don’t want to spent my time around

#the craziest thing is like #I don’t even think this show is perfect #like not even close #there’s a lot to criticize about it #but so often these people who try to criticize it #don’t actually have any arguments supported by the text #they just point at things in the show they don’t like #and they go ‘this is stupid why would anyone write this’#and that’s just like-#that’s such a slap in the face to creators who work on kids media #like just because you don’t like something that’s not made for you #doesn’t mean you have to pay any attention to it #in fact I would rather you stay away from it!!!#leave the rest of us who enjoy the show alone in peace #I get that making fun of or ranting about things you don’t like can be fun #but I don’t know man #something about doing it obsessively grinds my gears #which is what it feels like at least 75% of salters do #anyway our collective media criticism online is so broken #it makes me want to cry #miraculeakless #miraculous ladybug #ml leak free #Miraculous sugar #ig

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berryunho · 2 years

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out of context google doc screenshot

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lowdowndandy · 4 months

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Mum: I found out that if you have four or more drinks a week you're considered a heavy drinker?

Me: bestie. That's more than I've ever drank in my life.

#i probably average maybe a drink a week?#I'll drink a bottle of wine in a weekend that's like three glasses but i don't do that every weekend #like not even close #i go weeks? months? i don't know i don't keep track #anyway my point is yeah that seems like a lot

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ikiprian · 2 months

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Mr. Fenton is a competent teacher. Almost too competent.

If Mr. Daniel Fenton had any more than a BS (with a minor in education), Tim would’ve flagged his profile as a potential Rogue. That’s the way of most charismatic academics, at least in Gotham. (Got a PhD? Instant watchlist.) Instead, he’s Gotham Academy’s newest celebrity, as a young, passionate, out-of-towner substitute while the chemistry teacher’s on maternity leave.

Tim gets the hype. Fenton seems to genuinely love teaching, and is invested in the welfare of the student body. He hands out bananas during exam week, hosts a “study habits seminar” each month to coach effective learning strategies, and the third time Tim falls asleep in his class, he even pulls Tim aside to ask if he’s doing okay. With all the late work he accepts and the protein bars he sneaks Tim, he’s every teen vigilante’s dream teacher. He could’ve been Tim’s favorite.

In fact, Mr. Fenton was Tim’s favorite. Up until Tim walks into Mr. Fenton’s chemistry classroom for a forgotten textbook, an hour after the final bell.

On the board where tallied scores for today’s review game had been kept, “THE CHEMISTRY BEHIND DR. CRANE’S FEAR GAS: ANXIOGENICS, NERI’S, & YOU,” is now scrawled. A detailed diagram of the human endocrine system projects in front of a small crowd of adoring and attentive students.

Fenton is wrist-deep in the skull cavity of an anatomical model. A short tug, and out pops the brain.

It’s plastic. It’s fake.

Tim identifies the nearest emergency exit.

Fenton turns to the door, and in the dark classroom with the projector illuminating half his face, his eyes almost seem to flash red. “What’s up, Tim?” he asks. His friendly grin is too big for his face. “I didn’t know you wanted to join the Just Science League!”

[OR: Danny’s a science teacher at Tim’s school. Gotham’s a pretty wild place, even for someone who grew up a superhero in a ghost-infested town, so he takes it upon himself to start a club teaching kids how to manage themselves in the event of a crisis. These Gothamites are pretty hardy, but a little extra training never hurt anybody! And he suspects one of his students might be a teen vigilante, like he’d been, back in the day. As a senior super, it's Danny’s duty look out for him! Surely, this is the subtlest and most appropriate way to give the kid pointers.]

[Tim immediately assumes supervillain.]

#Danny can’t help being creepy it’s just the way he’s built!!#I like to think Lancer did these things for Danny when he was in HS #and now Danny's emulating Lancer :)#Passing it on!#Tim is paranoid but also like he is SO CLOSE to graduating so like. Does he even want to report this shit to Batman. What if the next chem #teacher's a jerk and Tim fails the class and he never gets his stupid diploma. Bruce already is insisting he finish out HS and maybe get #an ABA before he's allowed back into the company #and Jesus Christ does Tim hate school. He'll worry about Mr. Fenton's burgeoning army of Science Honor Society Rogues on his own time #dcxdp #dpxdc #prompt #tim drake #danny fenton #in case I write more of this let’s tag it uhhhhh #misunderstood mentor au #kipwrite

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beybuniki · 2 months

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gym buddies

#love that she gets to have close combat fights well what if they worked out together!! deku is also there but im wokring on that bad rn #bnha #bakugo katsuki #uraraka ochako #kacchako #for the people who care #honestly this isnt even romantic i like that ship but this is just them going beast mode together

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stuckinapril · 4 months

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friend wanted to see my tumblr, and when i told him i can’t show it to him bc it’s basically my personal diary he went “oh so I can’t see it but a bunch of strangers on tumblr can??” he literally does not get me. no one will get me like the people in my phone get me

#It’s just so different #even though it’s public it still feels secret and safe. i feel comfy sharing a lot more on here than I do in my actual day to day life lol #in my head I’m also just speaking to myself 90% of the time which helps #if a friend off tumblr saw my thoughts I’d feel so weird ab it #esp bc they might get the vagueposting about certain situations and tell mutual friends #no thank u. this is for me. I’m not about to start censoring my thoughts bc someone I know knows my tumblr #u guys literally saw me have LIVE BREAKDOWNS #meanwhile I’ll have the worst fucking day in history and tell no one about it. I’m already cripplingly private but way more so in real life #this is basically a low stress journaling outlet for me. it’s so important for me to maintain the separation #like this is actually my diary & has been so handy for letting out emotions / articulating thoughts / staying on track !!#& I’ve met so many kind people on here who actually get me. which is so hard to find irl bc I’m surrounded by pre-med gunners/overachievers #who are by standard not very good w emotion & can be competitive/judgmental. or at least it’s hard for me to be vulnerable in front of them #and I’m part of that crowd so I reserve my emotions only to a handful of very close friends #it’s nice to hop on here and express negative emotions!! or positive emotions!! just whatever I want and it’s low stress and people get me #I don’t have to worry about judgment or competitiveness etc etc #like everyone on here is so kind & nice & understanding. & just a breath of fresh air from the types I run w. it’s just nice to have this #so idk that’s why I think I’ll always be strict about keeping the worlds separate. it just works #p

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time-slink · 1 month

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obsession

#my art #ethoslab #joel smallishbeans #hermitshipping #<- not. really? but for the filter #it’s like close enough even if not my intention #drew this without thinking ahead during any part of the process and it was kinda fun but also all over the place x)#hence the strange colors.i think i like them?

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triona-tribblescore · 2 months

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TW// Abuse implication

Thinking about possible Vox and Angel's interactions and how they'd go down. Theres such a unique mix of hatred to each other and common ground with their different experiences with Valentino, has me thinking.

Also just want to clarify I love Vox's character a LOT but ofc obv don't sympathise with him or think he is any way shape or form a decent individual, cant with stupid toxic dumbass x

AND IF YOU SEE ANY MISTAKES OR TYPOS NO YOU DONT- (i was so tired when drawing it forgive me TwT)

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the-music-maniac · 3 months

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How to get your brainwashed husband back - a tutorial by Roronoa Zoro:

Exhibit A:

Tiddies

Aka I got tired of crying over zosan angst

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ghost-bxrd · 3 months

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Prompt:

Tim is the first to find out the Red Hood’s identity and from then on sticks to Jason during patrol like glue (much to Jason’s chagrin, dammit, it would feel wrong to beat up Robin when he’s that starry eyed…)

Cue: PANIC from the rest of the Batfamily, who still think Hood is a forty-something year old crime lord and now assume they’re dating.