really funny when a woman dresses and poses like a masc fuckboy and random straight republican men are like Disgraceful. She will never get a husband like that.
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when men who idolize rust as some sort of pessimistic nihilist sigma king make a post about him being philosophy goals or whatever that means i hope they die and do better but when a woman does it's like yes queen he's just like you at 19 i understand
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iroh’s always like “destiny is real, but also no one knows what their true destiny is for sure, but also it’s genetic and ontological and immutable, but also you can choose who you want to be, and fate is a tricky thing, because it’s divinely ordained, but also, it’s fake, and you cannot escape your birthright, prince zuko, but also i am going to escape my birthright by moving to another country and opening a teashop, byeeeeee!!!!” and then people wonder why zuko is so fucking confused all the time.
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this society6 shirt is so funny i’m losing my shit
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all i can think about is how coralanius (idk how to spell his mf name) snow is literally jacks.
HES SO FINE I CANT WITH THIS MAN LIKE UGHHHH he was giving jacks but more eviler and i was a fan fr
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golden age Bruce + Gordon were so funny.... like Jim would just show up to crime scenes like “its ok that I brought my silly little fop right?? he can stay?? I promise he’s not Batman 🥺” and Bruce was like “nothing to see here..,, I am just his silly little fop :))”
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why is langa kind of serving in this official art
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This show is too unserious Cuddy had a nightmare where House and Wilson were Rachel’s gay dads???
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ok but why did no one tell me that dean proposes he and sam dress up as the iconic lesbian crime duo for halloween next year and then jokes that they recreate their iconic lesbian suicide, which takes sam by such surprise that he has to pause and actually think about it before slowly and perhaps reluctantly shaking his head no
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remembering that one convo i had with a friend about bsd where the only thing they remembered was “the attractive brunet guy obsessed with death and his short ginger boyfriend” i didn’t have the heart to tell them about skk but they were so real for that
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Monster High incorrect quotes but it's conversations I've genuinely had with my fast food coworkers: part one
Deuce: Do you ever wonder how many stripper's thongs your money has been in?
Clawd: All the time. Hey, did you know that there's a 14% chance that any paper bill has been used to snort something?
Holt: Wait, so you're telling me that if I take a dollar bill, stretch it out, and sniff it, there's a 14% chance I get cocaine?
Deuce: There's a pretty good chance you'll get herpes.
Holt: You know what, that's a risk I'm willing to take.
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