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radios-universe · 10 hours
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oh no… diagnosis is loneliness… my heart is breaking… i need a non-dating dating app to find aroace people in my area NOW STAT
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bambixbaby · 17 hours
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crowclubkaz · 3 months
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with ep 7 being released on the same day as the finale i feel as though perhaps one of the absolute fucking funniest moments in this entire series is being overshadowed
"...susan?"
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"susan."
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itsleslol · 2 months
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getting high and touching myself<<<getting high and having you touch me
men and minors dni
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napping-sapphic · 9 months
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Hate when people who already know that they’re taller than me ask my height like girl stop asking me for numbers the answer is YES i would have to get on my tiptoes to kiss you and also YES it would give me butterflies like whatever🙄
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ovaryacted · 3 months
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May be a crazy thought, but I’m thinking about pegging Leon…particularly RE4R and RE6…idk it’s just something about how he’s so beefy that I literally just want to fuck him with a strap…
Am I allowed to do that guys? (Yes I am). Like cmon…walk with me…cause when I say I wanna fuck him, I really mean fuck him.
Like imagine fucking him in missionary so you can see his pretty face, watching him holding up his strong thick thighs as he just gets pummeled into oblivion. Pretty pale face all pink and blushed up, lips a little bruised from biting them so hard, some drool dripping out the corner of his mouth. And the sounds he makes, moaning, begging to feel good, to feel more, to have you fuck him the way he fucks you. Those pretty blues all glazed over and hazy, and he tries so hard not to sound like a pathetic bitch, but when he feels his cock twitching again he just can’t help himself but whine out loud, an audible Please baby, please filling the room.
You’re right there, telling him he’s pretty, that he’s a good boy for letting you fuck him like this, that he deserves to cum. And of course he does, he feels his ears ring as it happens and his thighs shake, his cock jerking as he spills all over himself and makes a mess. He’s stuck a daze, all fucked out, and you smile to yourself as you take it all in, fucking him through it and whispering praises in his ear.
I’m gonna write this. I’m thinking about it and I want to. Because he deserves to be fucked properly.
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rickswh0r3 · 8 months
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i don’t think you realize how much i want this man
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saltpepperbeard · 6 months
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no thoughts just lucius and pete walking away together hand in hand towards the end of episode 8 😭😭😭
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perfectlysunny02 · 10 days
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I love how bucktommy (kinkley, tevan, GOD we need to decide) stans just collectively agree Tommy calls Buck baby. Like now if only Tim agrees.
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backroadboy · 3 months
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sorry but did they really think I wouldn't fall for the angel with the tousled hair and broad shoulders????
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momentomori24 · 2 months
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Surprisingly, hearing Vox and Val technically (I love how technically needed to be added) aren't dating didn't upset me as much as I thought it would. It did... for like a minute until I thought about how painfully much it fits them.
Val throws tantrums and is ready go out and kill people to let off steam, but decides to stay put in his room and sulk instead while he waits for his flat-faced prince to come and comfort him before he does anything drastic. He's killed and abused people for the slightest hint of non-compliance, which he sees as giving him an attitude or questioning his authority, but he doesn't so much as flinch when Vox raises his voice and starts shaking him in frustration more than once. He doesn't lash out or get angry when Vox tries to talk him out of marching towards the hotel, but instead listens to his points and takes his words to heart even when they weren't what he wanted to hear. He's not interested in Alastor, but is willing to sit through watching the extermination broadcast because Vox is a passionate football dad about his one-sided rival getting dunked on. He doesn't even act jealous towards Vox's obsession, just weirdly amused and supportive even tho he hates not being the center of attention any other times. And then there's Vox, who acts like he's annoyed to have to put up with Valentino but still does it anyway. He acts disinterested about Val's ranting over Angel until he hears that Angel might've quit because he's an jealous, insecure loser that wants that mf's attention to himself. He lights his cigarette and decides to call up their lowest earners for him to terrorize without being asked just to lighten his mood a little (unrelated but i feel for their employees). He keeps his eyes on him both in his room and when he's at the pub through the cameras he's got everywhere. He takes his hand like one would with a princess and smiles fondly at him before disappearing when noticing they're being watched. He's the only person that Val trusts enough to calm him down when his temper gets the better of him. And Val-- despite his volatile temper and obnoxious quirks-- is someone he respects and cares about, both as his business associate and romantic partner.
And they aren't dating. Val and Vox clearly have a connection and understanding and attraction yet are unable to confront those feelings in fear of being vulnerable. So they aren't dating. Val obsesses over Angel and Vox obsesses over Alastor to distract themselves of the other only to fall back into each other's arms at the end of the day. Even tho they aren't dating. They celebrate, dance, sing, support and shamelessly make out with each other. They're the only ones that would put up with each other's bullshit no matter what-- but for some reason, they're still not dating. They are two of the worst Overlords in Hell, capable of committing so many despicable acts and jumping to immoral tactics for their own gain without any regrets, but opening that door into genuine emotional vulnerability? Acknowledging their softness for each other? That's where they draw the line. They're clearly made for each other, but neither of them dare to step over that line to commit to something more.
Which means that we could get to actually see these changes take place. We could get to see more sides to these two we still haven't seen before. We could get to see them actually start dating and the complicated journey it took to get there. We could get to scream and kick and seeth as these two morons continue to dance around admitting their very much requited romantic feelings for every stupid reason under the sun episode after episode. We could get to see these two fix each other and make each other worse simultaneously. Mostly make each other worse. We could get to see them have a romantic duet. We could get to see them be happy together-- officially together-- while they make life worse for everyone around them.
All this mumbo-jumbo, sleep-deprived ranting will likely not happen, but the potential character growth, the dynamic development, the resolved romantic tension, the SONGS we could get??? I'm clinging onto this hope for dear life until it's ripped from my cold, dead hands.
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userdoezart · 9 months
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When you wanna kiss your partner but you have an adopted child
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bsdlvvr · 10 months
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Dazai is a donut.
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donutzai.
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bright-molina · 4 months
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i cannot WAIT to see the gif sets in a few years comparing “careful. i think you were about to call me a friend” to the inevitable percabeth confession and underwater kiss i’m gonna lose my mind
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divinebunni · 1 year
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can we please, for fucks sake, stop using small dicks as a comparison to shitty people? small dicks deserve love and praise, they deserve the same respect as any other dick out there. using ‘small dick energy’ or ‘clearly you have a small dick’ feeds into the social stigma that they aren’t worthy or good, that they are on the body of all these terrible awful people, which isn’t the case.
small dicks are not inherently bad and do not inherently make that person bad, just like big dicks don’t inherently make you a good person, or better than.
so let’s switch up our lingo and be fucking inclusive, can we? can we say foul dick energy, disgusting pathetic dick energy? can we use actual, powerful adjectives to describe someone’s gross disposition rather than drag small dicks down?
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avidhorrormoviefan · 3 months
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wayne mccullough nsfw alphabet!!
i kinda got carried away and just kept adding stuff so haha yeah you’re welcome
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alright before we start this off i just wanna say that wayne was so so very awkward during the beginning of your relationship but now he’s loosened up and so comfortable w you
alright here ya go
characters are 18+!!!
smut under cut
A - Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
- he loovvvees taking care of you after sex. like he always has water on hand ready to give to you if you want it. he’ll get a cloth of you need it. he also just kisses all over your body telling you how much he loves you over and over
B - Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partners)
- he likes his hands and arms. watching his fingers disappear inside of you over and over again mixed with the sounds that you and your pussy makes drives him up the fucking wall
- he sticks his thumb in your mouth
- when he starts to get tired and his head slumps down into your neck and you see his shoulder n back muscles………
- he loves your whole body, just the fact that he has it all to himself is wild to him
- but he does like your hips and thighs in particular though, like when he eats you out and he can just dig his hands into your skin???
- and also when he can see himself in your stomach phewwwww
- man he’ll just stare at it moving inside of you
- “fuck, is that me?” you look down to where he’s staring, seeing a bulge in your stomach from his dick.
- “yeah-yeah that’s you, wayne…” he does something impulsive and presses his hand flat against it and you moan out unexpectedly.
- “holy fuck…”
C - Cum (Anything to do with cum)
- when you go without a condom (wrap it b4 u tap it) he cums on your stomach or back for “easy cleanup” and totally not bc he loves backshots
- but when you’re sucking him off and he cums and some slips out of the corners of your mouth and down your jaw and throat and seeing that j gets him hard again
D - Dirty secret (A dirty secret of theirs)
- he wants to bend you over a desk or counter don’t ask me how i know
- or doggy??? he wants to see the arch in your back so fuckin bad
E - Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
- he’s only been with you so he doesn’t really have any experience
- you’re his first everything
- it’s kind of self explanatory to him so he knows where everything goes
- he just doesn’t know what to do to add that extra layer of pleasure for you, so he has you touch yourself and puts his hand on top of yours to see what he can do to make you feel sooo good
- and fuck is he good at it
- “like that?” he says innocently as he moves his hands though your folds just right
- “fuck, fuck yeah like that…” you say lulling your head back onto the pillow behind you, moaning out as he does it over and over
F - Favorite position
- anything where he can see your face. he loves when you make faces for him
- he also loves when you make eye contact, it makes it more intimate
G - Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
- he’s rather serious bc it’s such an intimate moment between you two
- buttttt, when you both get real into it yall go hard?? fuuuck he gets into itttt
- “yeah? you like that?”
- he can get goofy though like when he realizes what he’s doing he can laugh a bit maybe
- he can also make fun of your moans, mocking them when he’s more dominant
- “like it so much you’re fuckin droolin, yeah? fuckin whore…”
H - Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
- he’s not that bad just a bush around the base
- and he doesn’t care about your hair at all, like honestly as long as you’re happy and comfortable so is he
I - Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect.)
- oh is he romantic
- sometimes he sets things up w flowers n shit all cheesy but you both love it. it shows he really cares and its so fucking cute
- makes you cum every time is all i gotta say. that’s his main goal, just make you feel good
- there’s nowhere else to put this so i’ll put it here, he puts his hand in the back pocket of your jeans please help me why do i do this to myself
J - Jack off (Masturbation headcanon)
- he was never really the type to jerk off a lot but he did enjoy the few times he was alone
- but now that he has you he doesn’t really have to
- but when you’re not with him for long enough he jerks off but it’s never as good as the real thing with you
K - Kink (One or more of their kinks)
- BLOOD KINK PAIN KINK KNIFE KINK MY GUY IS A MASOCHIST
- ok one by one
- blood kink: he loves seeing either one of you bleeding in bed, he loves the taste, the sound when you wince for him, you bet you’re covered in scars that only he can see. OH MY GOD sometimes he cuts his fingers or thumb n sticks them in your mouth, saliva mixed with either of your blood at this point dripping down the sides of your mouth and down his hand
- knife kink: I MEAN COME ON??
- pain kink: goes w the last two but come onnnn. you see how much he gets beaten up for fun you can’t tell me he doesn’t get off on it a bit
- PULL HIS HAIR TRUSTTTT
- praise + degradation, he wants to be called a good boy what can i say
- choking is a big one, when he’s fucking you missionary and his hand travels from beside your head and onto your throat, he’ll squeeze just enough to feel your pulse
- he can also feel every single sound coming from your throat when he chokes you and he loves it
L - Location (Favorite places to do things)
- fucking anywhere and i mean it. the bed, the floor, the couch, the shower, a bathtub, a car, a fucking alley. anywhere kinda private, he’ll take you wherever
M - Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
- always in the mood, he’s a teenage boy, but when you’re in the mood? just pushes him further
- whenever he gets mad though, you’re in for quite the night ahead of you. fuckin pounding into you like nobody’s business and saying the most outrageous stuff in your ear especially after he gets beaten up bad
N - No (Turn offs, things they refuse to do)
- i mean he’s down to try anything once but maybe not pegging
O - Oral (Preference in receiving or giving, skill, etc)
- he loooovvveeeessss oral like omfg
- he’s so good at it lemme tell you
- he really doesn’t have a preference, whatever yall are in the mood to do he’ll do
- he fucks you w his tongue every fucking time
P - Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual?)
- depends on how he’s feeling but usually he’s somewhere in the middle
- he’s fast and rough when he’s mad or just feeling more in the fucking mood
- he’s slow when he wants to just be with you in the moment
- you love both sides of him
Q - Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
- he doesn’t mind a quickie here and there but he loves proper sex
- he loves the foreplay leading up to it and the closeness + aftercare, he’s very sentimental
- but a quickies always good for when you’re on the run and have time
R - Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
- down to try anything once 🤷‍♀️
S - Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last)
- he can go for a while sometimes three or four if he’s real pent up but usually just one or two
T - Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
- nope not really but if you have one he’ll sheepishly ask you how it’s used and you’ll show him and it inevitably turns him on and says “fuck that, i can do it much better,” and fucks you much better
U - Unfair (How much they like to tease)
- he likes to tease you just to see how far you’ll let it go, like only circling ur clit and not going anywhere from there.
- sometimes he’ll go into the bathroom w you when he knows there’s nobody else is in there and he’ll kiss your neck and maybe play w your pussy over your clothes and get you all worked up then stop
- “fucking every time?”
- “yeah.”
- off topic but speaking of bathrooms, once when yall were in the bathroom together and someone knocked he yelled “fuckin occupied” while going down on you. hot as fuck.
V - Volume (How loud are they, what sounds they make)
- he’s actually pretty loud
- he’s more of a moaning and grunting kind of guy but sometimes he’ll whimper when he’s trying to be quiet and it’s so nice bc you can hear how much he wants to be loud but doesn’t want to get caught :(
W - Wild card
- he calls you “ma” sometimes, both in and out of bed
- he doesn’t know where it came from but one day he was like “you want anything from the gas station, ma?” and you never questioned it and it stuck
- in bed he’s like “ma, please enough with the teasin”
- “needja bad, ma, please” all whiny n shit too
- shit like that AUHHHHH
- he’s a talker in bed
- “come on, one more f’me.. i know you can do it, baby”
- whenever you say his name in bed it gets him even more worked up
- “fuck wayne, please…” you don’t even know what your asking for at this point, his dick is so far in you and you’ve came already but he’s making you feel so good you just want more.
- and you KNOW his accent gets so much stronger like cmon
- oh and he follows you around like a fuckin dog, and wherever you need him for absolutely anything, he’s always in a 5 foot radius
X - X-Ray (What's hiding under the clothes)
- he’s a good 6-7 inches and does he use it well
- he’s well toned but not buff, he’s got abs and when he noticed you staring he flexes and you get all flustered and he loves it, smirking and laughing a bit when you turn away
- when you’re fucking, his stomach and arms flex and you can see every indent of his abs and biceps
Y - Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
- again he’s a teenage boy so his sex drive is pretty high
- he wants to be with you 24/7 and when he is he always has a hand on you never letting you go
- when you get in the mood you find him in the house and sit next to him, after a bit maybe move your leg on top of his, and this catches his attention from whatever he was doing. still not fully paying attention to you, you sigh and move to straddle his lap, fully taking his attention
- “what’s up” he laughs a bit
- “haven’t seen ya all day. missed ya” you say playing with his hair on the back of his neck
- “oh yeah?” he smirks, putting his hands on your hips, moving them up to your waist and down your thighs
- “yeah..” he slides his hands up to your waistband and hooks two fingers in them
- you tug on his hair, making his head jerk back and a grunt fall from his lips, smirk still plastered across his face.
- “you gonna do somethin about it?”
- and yall fuck right there on the couch
Z - Zzz (How quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
- he’s pretty good about not falling asleep right away, he wants to take care of you first before thinking about himself.
- you fall asleep in his arms after he gets you two cleaned up and he’s right there after you
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ty for reading!! this was so much fun to write omgg
i’m probably gonna make a fic out of some of these bc wayne is taking up my every thought help
also happy 2024!
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