#like seriously. like idk.

[halogalopaghost]

TIL that you can assign an AO3 next of kin to control your account in case of your death???

#ao3 #this is actually really neat #I had a will at one point that included passwords and usernames specifically for my sister so she could manage certain social media #including my fanfic accounts #if anything happened to me #I need to update it it's been like...idk a decade #who makes a will when they're sixteen you might ask #ppl who want to be dead I will answer very seriously while shaking my bottle of SSRI like a baby rattle

[hyenaa-euphoria]

hope 2!!!

okay OKAY finally i figured out how to make this😭 it was a messy process to make it but at last!! ajjaajja

yeaaahh maybe catnap is getting in dogday’s head a bit😞

#catnap #dogday #this comic is NOT ship art!!! #poppy playtime #au #poppy playtime 3 #art #fanart #deep sleep #idk how to make manipulative people😭 #catnap stop using the kids as an excuse #seriously stop #this is like a better version 😭 in the original version catnap was way meaner #also yeah dogday was talking to himself in the first part 😞

[ruubesz-draws]

I'm pretty sure this would be Godzilla's reaction if he saw Baby Kong.

Also, I really gotta get used to his new design....

If you know the reference, you have my utmost respect

#godzilla #kong #godzilla x kong: the new empire #baby kong #it's always sunny in philadelphia #meme #godzilla's new design.... #i seriously need to get used to it #idk if I like or not tbh #but it looks cool tho #so guess i'll like it #also baby kong is so random #he's gon be a lil gremlin #hehehehhehehehehjwehdJ #do not repost #my art

[keferon]

The official cat boy of tf fandom haha

#transformers #maccadam #snow bots au #jazz #tf jazz #idw jazz #prowl #tf prowl #jazzprowl #maybe? #idk #they don’t have that much dynamic in idw I heard #but I saw a bit of G1 #and they are practically inseparable in there #like #seriously #maybe it’s just a bunch of episodes at the start of the show. hm. idk #but they were doing everything together it was funny because that show is old and has really simple storyboarding. So. It was often just… #one of them doing something and the other one is just standing at the background awkwardly hahah #I remember there was an action scene and I realised that Prowl and Jazz hiding behind the same..uhh..thing. I don’t remember what it was #and I was like. wait. When was the last time these two was apart?.. are they glued together or what ahahah #anyway #I kinda mixed idw Jazz with G1 Jazz with tfa Jazz #because g1 and idw is classical and tfa is shaped~

[jestroer]

Dream is a total wanker, and I don't even want to mention him on my blog really, but I honestly could never fucking forget the "WHY has GRIAN, who in my opinion is not great at PvP, killed me at least 8 times in PVP games, yet I have NEVER finished ahead of him in buildmart". Still the funniest fucking shit ever

#he sucks so bad but he is also such a fucking clown #i do not know how anyone can take this guy seriously. he's like a 14 year old fr but hes like 24 i think #the buildmart rant will forever be engraved in my brain. WHY did GRI- #shitpost #idk i should probably tag for like dream mention #cw dream #yea

[chimaerakitten]

people write AUs where characters from a fantasy universe are in like, the setting or plot situation of another non-fantasy story all the time, and usually it’s a no-powers version of those characters because more often than not the powers would absolutely break all the stakes of the au.

And that’s totally logical and makes sense, but I think the version where the transplanted characters get to keep their powers and break the stakes has hilarious and underutilized crack potential.

Like just once I’d like to read “The 74th annual Hunger Games goes absolutely tits up and nobody knows why none of the kids seem to be dying despite some serious effort on the part of the gamemakers. Meanwhile sharp-eyed viewers at home may notice that the shy and unassuming male tribute from district 11—whose personal item was a pair of costume glasses—hasn’t been seen on-camera even once since the opening gong. But not many people do notice. After all, in all the pageantry leading up to the games, no tribute was more boring than Clark Kent."

#the kitten rambles #idk I just like crack and crack crossovers and crack taken seriously #big fan of comedic fic in general

[nerdpoe]

Batman goes into the Infinite Realms to speak with the dead Lord of Time-he leaves with more than he realizes.

He feels...off. Hungrier than normal. Moodier.

If he's not in Gotham he actually starts to feel faint.

But if he's fighting crime in Gotham he tires more easily, like he's doing three times the amount of work than normal.

And then there's feeling like the city itself is...helping him?

Arkham hasn't been more secure. Joker keeps trying to escape but every attempt is foiled. Major players can't do big schemes, as something always goes wrong.

Harley catches up to him one day as he's catching his breath, and eyeballs him.

"...Huh. You too huh?"

Batman doesn't understand.

"Like with Canary. Like with me. Didn't know you was trans, but I guess it's your turn to be up the duff."

Batman wishes he still didn't understand.

But he'd gone to an impossible place before this happened, and he calls up the closest magic user he can.

And yup.

In his chest, there's three Cores-the integral heart of a being from the Infinite Realms.

Zatanna says that they're gathering strength, energy; enough to manifest physical forms.

The triplets are due in two months. Apparently, they'll just pop into existence in front of him.

Batman...is actually prepared, this was contingency 74-51-A-2.84. He has contingencies for everything.

It's amazing how few people understand that.

His family, less prepared.

With the exception of Tim, they are...well. They're freaking the fuck out.

@simplestoryteller

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #story prompt #phanfic #the cores are the dannies #danni #danny #and dan #the chaotic three #will they pop into existence as babies #or as teens? #idk up to whoever picks this up #does this count as mpreg? #no like seriously does this count? #fuck it #mpreg #there #crackfic #crack prompt

[cherryrogers]

i just think that leon could be railing tf you, like rearranging your guts and making you cry……... all while holding your hand and stroking your hair n stuff :(( yeah

A hot tear rolls down your cheek. You’ve never had him like this before. This hard. This rough. Leon has always been careful with you, but tonight, you asked him not to be. Looked up at him through your lashes and asked him to ruin you, as you’d put it.

And well, you’re getting what you asked for.

“You okay, pretty?” He says, gripping your hips hard as he pushes into you, hips landing flush against your ass. It’s a rhetorical question; he knows you’re enjoying this. He only made you repeat the safe word close to a dozen times before pinning you onto the bed and having his way with you. “This what you wanted?”

Your hands clutch onto the bedsheets for life, head impossibly hazy from how Leon has utterly abused your cunt for the past thirty minutes. Swiping over your clit with his thumb and pulling away when your thighs start to shake. Rutting into you hard and fast, but never keeping up the pace enough for you to climax.

It’s pain and it’s torture, but fuck it feels good.

He wraps a hand around one of your thighs, pushing it over his shoulder, eliciting a broken whine from you. He’s buried deeper inside you now, somehow. Stuffed like you’ve never known.

“N-Need to cum, Leon,” You look up at him, glossy eyed and pouting. “Please.”

“You’ll get to cum,” He grunts simply, lifting a hand to push some hair away from your face, his thumb tenderly stroking your temple. “You’re— fuck. You’re gorgeous like this.”

Truthfully, Leon wasn’t totally convinced by the idea. Fucking you until you cried, until you begged. But you’re clenching tightly around him, making the most wonderful sounds… you’re ruined. Ruined beautifully by the pleasure only he can grant you.

His free hand moves so he’s thumbing at your clit again, and you cry out at the pleasure shooting through your core. One of your hands moves from the sheets to clutch at his shoulder, but Leon is quick to envelop it in his own, lacing his fingers with yours and pushing your hand back against the pillow. You’re sure you’re squeezing it uncomfortably tight, but if you are, Leon doesn’t mention it.

And fuck, you’re crying again. You’re overwhelmed and overstimulated but somehow none of it is enough, your orgasm impending yet too far away with the game Leon seems to be playing.

This is what you wanted, after all. And well, you’re not complaining.

Upon seeing your cheeks wet and your eyes wide and blinking away tears, Leon leans down, never slowing his torturous ruts into your cunt as he presses his lips to the salty liquid on your skin.

“You’re taking this— mm, so well…” He utters against your cheek, hissing as you tighten around him. “So pretty getting fucked like this.”

His lips are soft and comforting, along with the hand that’s squeezing yours in reassurance.

When your eyes meet his, they’re heavy and dark. Plagued with desire and a thirst for your pleasure.

You don’t think this is the last time you’ll have Leon like this. It’s a thrilling thought.

#i still can’t decide if leon is big on dirty talk LOL like #HE HAS THE CORNIESTS LINES which makes me think he’d come out with some nasty stuff #but also i feel like he looooves the intimacy and seriousness of sex where dirty talk woukd sort of ruin the vibe #idk #leon kennedy x reader #leon kennedy #leon kennedy x you #leon kennedy smut #resident evil 4

[zuzu-draws]

["....And there is a certain Hunger within him, that is difficult to satiate.."]

#ryomen sukuna #sukuna #true form sukuna #og sukuna #heian era #jjk sukuna #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #fan art #my art #painting #jjk art #I honestly dunno what exactly i've done here but i've done it #kinda got a lil inspired by amazing jjk artists that render detailed paintings and decided i should try and slowly improve my coloring too #throw him a piece of meat and he'll be satiated for the moment don't take the caption too seriously lol #He's such a big foodie he's just like me fr frr #anywhos i hope you like my rendering! :D Because im idk bout it heh

[ricky-mortis]

Richie doodles bc my two current WIPs are actively trying to murder me dead.

Feat. my trans + hard of hearing HCs

#sorry but the idea of Hoh Richie makes me so happy #as someone who is deaf in their right ear #I looked at this skrunkly little teenage boy and said you know what? #he’s just like me actually #I need someone who understands the struggle #plus trans bc also just like me fr #I have thoughts about him #no but seriously those WIPs are kicking my ass #I’m debating even finishing one of them #ugh why’d art have to be so hard #idk if these are my permanent designs for Richie but they’re fine for now #I just had to draw something that wasn’t my other projects #and thus #this #hatchetfield #nerdy prudes must die #Npmd #richie lipschitz #Starkid #jon matteson #my art #:)

[tofixtheshadows]

So I've been thinking lately about how Mithrun is Kabru's dark mirror (more on that another time- it needs its own post), and I thought it interesting that one of their parallels is that they were both cared for by Milsiril, but in opposite directions. She took Kabru in as her foster after he was orphaned and tried to convince him not to become an adventurer. On the flip side, she helped rehabilitate Mithrun specifically so that he could rejoin the Canaries.

And I kept wondering: why?

For Kabru, obviously she loves him a whole lot- despite any other shortcomings in their relationship, I do believe that.

So I get why she tries to convince him not to go dungeoning, and, failing that, at least prepares him as thoroughly as she can.

But why help Mithrun? She used to hate Mithrun, but after realizing what a secretly twisted person he was, she actually thought of him more positively (oh, Milsiril). So it wasn't as if she held the kind of grudge that might motivate her to make his already-depleted life even more miserable by sending him back to the dungeons. And it wasn't that she felt bad for him either, since she didn't visit Mithrun for the first ~20 years of his recovery.

The Adventurer's Bible says that Utaya was the impetus for Mithrun returning to the Canaries, but Milsiril is the one who made the trip to see him and tell him about it.

Why would Milsiril work so hard to get her old coworker back into fighting fit? Why encourage him to return to such a dangerous lifestyle, when she was the one who chose not to mercy-kill him?

That last panel is such a crazy thing to hint at and then never elaborate on. Without it we could have just thought that Milsiril wanted the Canaries' work to continue without her, even if it seemed out of character. I think some people even assume she's just a natural caretaker as a foster mom and handwave it to include nursing Mithrun too. What could Milsiril's suspicious motives be? What does she gain from Mithrun joining the Canaries that isn't an altruistic desire to see dungeons safely sealed? Feeling a sense of responsibility for the work she left behind isn't an ulterior motive.

My theory is: Milsiril, knowing that Mithrun was empty save for the burning desire to face the demon again, wound him up like a clockwork doll and pointed him back at the dungeons.

Hoping that he'd eliminate the biggest threat to Kabru's life, before it was too late for him.

Milsiril the puppetmaster.

#Dungeon Meshi #Dungeon Meshi meta #Mithrun #Milsiril #Kabru #btw I'm working with the only translations I could find sorry #so keep that in mind #like it just seemed WEIRD to me #that gloomy introverted Milsiril #who left the life of a Canary behind #decided to do this Canary-adjacent work of helping this guy #maybe the queen made her do it because so many people died and they needed more Canaries idk! #but why would anyone pick Milsiril as a life coach? I really think it was her own choice #it's so interesting how we get these hints of a downright sinster Milsiril #I really like the complicated relationship she and Kabru have #struggling to fully humanize him from her elven perspective #but still taking him seriously wrt: his fears over being a monster or his desire to go to a party! #crazy stuff there #everything about Kabru and adjacent to Kabru is insane what a character #musings with Dea

[ca-3]

I decided to put all my doodles of them properly together, along with some new ones!✨️ the tags and comments were actually really sweet on my last post of these... Thank you! 🥹❤️

#persona 5 #persona 5 royal #like seriously i was just going to leave it at the pegoryuri but these are really fun! not usually a thing i do but #im glad people like my versions too! #ryuji sakamoto #ann takamaki #yusuke kitagawa #goro akechi #ren amamiya #akira kurusu #persona 5 protagonist #ca3 art #pegoryu #ryukita #genderbend #<--- for blacklist reasons #might do more characters but i honestly didnt expect to go this far so hmmm idk #sae niijima

[evilkitten3]

was fucking around on google images and i ended up stumbling on a reddit post from three yrs ago with a picture of iroh grabbing azula during a fight scene...

this is the only time i can think of when azula seems completely terrified.

he grabs her and she's scared shitless

but he just redirects her lightning and she's just bewildered.

i wonder what she was thinking there

#atla #avatar the last airbender #azula #azulaposting #iroh #like my first instinct is to read into her relationship with iroh and/or ozai #but if we're being real it could just be a ''wtf is that allowed????'' moment #iroh may have fucked up ba sing se but like. he killed a dragon #or. pretended to have #people thought he did anyway #i just think it's interesting #trope-wise azula is ''the dragon'' of the cast #and iroh is a helluva lot kinder to the real dragons than he is to her #did she think he was going to kill her? or just seriously kick the shit out of her #idk it just looks like azula was expecting something significantly worse to happen

[beanghostprincess]

I want to be poetic and say something about fate and religious imagery and Zolu being soulmates but right now I can't stop thinking about how homoerotic this whole scene feels and how bad they wanted to make out sloppy style from the second they met

#i am so romantic i know #but seriously hear me out there's just something about these frames #luffy with zoro's swords too like #and the way wano animated it #idk how to explain it it's just extremely gayer than usual #one piece #roronoa zoro #monkey d. luffy #zolu

[momochanners]

Yes, YES; This one gets it.

#bg3 #halsin #the bear thing is haha and all #but the scene/mood/dialogue is straight outta the pages of a racy romance novel #and for people that love this it's gratifying and touching that it's a scenario that's crafted with much care and seriousness #as opposed to being something to be ashamed of #as if emotions and intimacy don't belong in a narrative experience especially one so personal like idk A ROLEPLAYING GAME #to me THAT'S why this is a big thing for a flagship CRPG to go all in on #optional bear necessities aside #And we don't even know yet how the other companions' will be like #Gale & Astarion's will personally attack me I guess #Fed I am thoroughly fed

[lesbaurinkos]

i put altogether too much time and effort into trying to make these fucking scalies look cool. god bless

#ive put far too much seriousness into such an unserious thing… and yet here we are! #idk. im having fun. no one worry about it. #in my head im coming up with like 80 cool abilities for phil and for dan im just like girl idk he breathes fire what can i say #hot to the touch but he can’t burn phil cause of. like. cactus heat resistance ok walk with me #i have visions……… i have a problem also. amen #dnp #dan and phil #phanart #wheeeeee lalala frolicking