#like straight as in heterosexual

[driftwoodcryptid]

jonathan, looking down at dracula laying in a box full of dirt, wondering if he’s alive or dead: wow his lips are as red as ever

#jonathan get your priorities straight #like straight as in heterosexual #dracula daily #jonathan harker #dracula #mine

[simplenefelibata]

as much as i love sam knowing about destiel before dean does, there's something about "i mean yeah my brother and his angel best friend are really weird about each other, live together, co-parent a kid, nearly kill themselves every time the other is gone, stand too close and stare at the other's mouth while they talk, but i mean to each their own i guess??" that's so special to me

#it's just so funny #and when it finally clics he's like #OH #that... explains a lot actually #he's so committed to believe dean's heterosexual act #and you know what i respect sam for it #if the dude says he's straight then it doesn't matter he stares at men lusting! he's STRAIGHT. #i'm sam btw #i had a friend who told me for 6 months he was straights while he performed in my face Telephone by Lady Gaga #and also knew the entire loona lore #but he said he was STRAIGHT okay #i had the audacity (or the politeness ig) to act surprised when he came out #i'm rambling #sorry #destiel #dean winchester #castiel #supernatural #spn #casdean #sam winchester

[uncanny-tranny]

It's always, like, mildly annoying when people see a het trans couple and go "all that work just to be straight?" like... one, you don't know if they're straight and two, trans people don't owe you a queer sexuality to "make up" for the fact we're trans. Transhet people aren't a subtype of trans people, they're members of the trans community, and the queer one if they so desire!

#trans #transgender #lgbt #lgbtq #ftm #mtf #nonbinary #and i don't really vibe with the word microaggression but it's very that #like it just comes across like people think trans folks owe them queerness and cabaret preformances y'know? #and we cannot *be* if it means the way we are being isn't this carefully curated version people have of transness + queerness #and it can kind of warp your desires and understanding of yourself because you *want* community and to be seen and to be allowed to just be #this isn't universal and the 'you' is impersonal. i am aware this is a broad range of experiences and not everybody can/does relate #my overall point is that it's probably not the best move to act like this toward trans people #maybe i read too much into this but it's just something i have seen over and over and over and over . . . again #shoutout to the real ones (heterosexual and/or straight trans people or people in straight-presenting relationships 👍) #back to playing the lelda of zelda (is it bad that i don't even call her zelda anymore i just go 'THERES LELDA!!!') #it sounds wrong to call her zelda now 😭 #the LEG OF ZEG. SWORD SKORD???? BREATH OF THE WEATH!! -my brain 24/7/365

[gay-otlc]

The conversation on straight trans people always seems to go "well, they're straight, so they must occupy the societal position of straightness" or "well, they don't occupy the societal position of straightness, so they're not really straight." And both of these perspectives are awful in different ways, because the reality is that straight trans people don't occupy the societal position of straightness, and we really are straight. Both of these are true, but people either insist on misgendering us and denying our straightness, or dismissing our lived experiences as people who exist outside of allocisheteronormative standards.

#i've made posts like this but it seems worth repeating #anyway next person who tells me 'trans people can be heterosexual but can't be straight' owes me $100 #stop fucking misgendering me and making it sound queer and progressive #transhet

[prettyboysdontlookatexplosions]

kendall is always convinced he's going to be able to talk someone into something and he's literally always wrong and i think maybe this is stewy's fault. stewy always talks a big game about how he follows the money and does what he wants and is a complicated guy who's so hard to talk into anything or win over, and then he always does whatever the fuck kendall wants because he's in love with him. but kendall doesn't know stewy's in love with him so he's just like "wow i must be so awesome at talking people into stuff." and this has been going on since they were children

#once again just to clarify i think kendall and stewy are straight men who have had sex and are in love with each other #but like in a heterosexual way. i am fully seriou sabout this #by had sex i mean like exchanged handjobs in high school or whatever #succession #succession spoilers

[aflawedfashion]

Maura & Jane | Rizzoli & Isles 1x06

#rizzles #rizzlesedit #no really what even is this #this is flirting is what it is #outstanding heterosexual jane rizzoli definitely thinking about men while looking at maura like that #in my head maura is bisexual and she's trying to figure out if jane is actually straight or deeply closeted #and she's just confused because jane's mouth keeps saying i'm straight but none of her actions say that #jane rizzoli #maura isles #sasha alexander #angie harmon #affrizzles #rizzoli and isles: season 1 #rizzoli and isles: 1x06

[robin-buckely]

#no context staring

#strangerthingsedit #sthingsedit #nancywheeleredit #robinbuckleyedit #ronance #dailystrangerthings #tvstrangerthings #userbbelcher #Stranger Things #Robin Buckley #Nancy Wheeler #*gif #*sthings #*mine #I say not context but even with context it's hard to deny the homoeroticism #Nancy is absolutely acing heterosexuality right now #just the straightest amiright #I don't know what it's like to be a straight person but I'm pretty sure this ain't it #1k

[edwardshundredyearoldspunk]

every couple of years I remember that julie plec made a character tell another character that “he was your first love, I intend to be your last” and then just fucked me personally over forever?? by not having them end up together?? ever??

#klaroline #when this ship was seperated i renounced heterosexuality #I'm STILL SO BITTER! #if anyone has fic recs where these two fuck and suck and travel the world I'd appreciate it so much #like what was the reason??? to have two beautiful straights look at each other like that and NOT have them get together??? #klaroline straightbait walked to bellarke straightbait could run #(i shipped clexa tho I'm not sorry although we all know how thay turned out) #julie plec IS public enemy numero uno! #if i ever see her on the street it is on sight

[armoralor]

Sabine Wren just doesn't set my straightdar off. Anyone that calls me straightphobic is dumb because I love straight people and have lots of straight friends. I'm apart of the straight community myself, so I get to perpetuate bigoted beliefs I've internalized growing up and never examined. Don't be a snowflake and get upset, you just don't understand humour. Where's the proof she's straight anyways? Don't say it's because she wears make-up, I'm so tired of that straight person trope.

#now i'm not going to be actually petty and tag all of the straight ships like some folks love to do while saying this shit but iykyk #this is how some of y'all sound and I hope you realize it eventually. it takes time to unpack all of the cishet normative ideals you have. #and yes this is all real text i see said about Sabine ALL the time in the reverse. #do you see how silly it is when it's written this way about heterosexuality? hmmmmm? #sabine wren #ahsoka #rebels #swr #ketbine #jynbine #wolfwren #leiabine

[noahtally-famous]

when your homie does some cool flips, dodges past flying tennis balls, and snags some broccoli for the team thinking it was soup:

and you look at him like this:

#every so often this scene hits me like a truck #and ppl still think they are straight?? #I’m telling you there is no heterosexual explanation for that expression #noahtally-famous #total drama #kit stuff #td dave #tdpi #total drama pahkitew island #td shawn #dashawn

[mariejordans]

when talking about all the canon/potential lgbt characters in gen v i feel like luke often gets ignored…like did we all just forget about the drawer full of dildos???

#LUKE CANON BI/PAN SORRY I DONT MAKE THE RULES #theres like zero heterosexual explanation for that line #sam is the only token straight everyone else queer asf #gen v #luke riordan

[uncanny-tranny]

I think a lot of homophobes and transphobes don't just feel hatred toward queer people, but they genuinely fear us in an almost literal sense, and so they assume the inverse is true for gay and trans people.

I think that's why you have so many cishet people who smugly say that they're going to make queer people angry, afraid, "triggered" by displays of heterosexuality and/or displays of traditional gender - they think we aren't used to living in a cishet world, that we fear cishet people for their identities as much as they fear us for ours.

#gay #queer #trans #transgender #lgbt #lgbtq #homophobia #homophobia tw #transphobia #transphobia tw #queerphobia #queerphobia tw #just saw somebody brag that they're going to trigger the queers by... making straight art???? #buddy i grew up indulging in straight media like...? how is that going to offend people? #the idea seems to be that queer people fear straightness because the queerphobe can genuinely fear queerness #does this make sense. #bro one of my favourite childhood movies was about a heterosexual couple and i ate that shit up (imagining 'what if i was the man...') #obviously this isn't going to apply across the board but i've noticed it A Lot

[kingthunder]

I was just rewatching the bathtub scene and what I had forgotten was that Jaskier makes this face in reaction to Geralt saying "I will not suffer tonight sober just because you hid your sausage in the wrong royal pantry."

Tell me this isn't a "I'll show you where I'd like to hide my sausage" look.

#once again #there is no heterosexual explanation for this scene #nothing about it is straight #i hate it here i took the queerbait and i'm just flopping around like a landed fish #witcher #geraskier #the bathtub scene

[eldritch-thrumming]

no offense but steve and nancy’s talk in the woods in season 4 was hands down the worst thing stranger things has ever done

#ok i am not being objective but i just saw a gifset of it and like #major cringe man #bro get it together what ru doing boy #like i get it nancy is cool and brave and whatever but like #does heterosexual love and romance have to be the sun which we all revolve around #major ick vibes #rancid vibes #and this is not even me being a steddie shopper or like an anti stancy shipper it’s just like u were in high school lol #and u grew and changed into diff ppl and like u didn’t even really like each other all that much to begin w #idk idk let nancy go out on her own without any of the boys pls i’m begging #and also let steve and robin become the codependent idiots they deserve to be #true love doesn’t always have to be romantic pls straight ppl i’m begging u to see that platonic love is just as serious and important as #straight romantic love pls i’m on my damn knees

[literallycarrie]

you know alice oseman is a good writer because a lot of authors will say their characters are straight and i'll be like "🤨 are u sure" but alice oseman said "tao is the token straight" and i immediately went "yeah i believe you"

#token straight (affectionate) rather than token straight (derogatory) bc i love him #as you can probably tell from my url #like with most of my fave 'straight' characters i'll have an queer headcanon for them but with tao i just... don't lmao #i guess i've just accepted his heterosexuality bc he's actually written well #anyways #tao xu #heartstopper #heartstopper comic #alice oseman #lova's terrible posts

[dudethatsmyundeaduncle]

Y'all heard that song "one of your girls" by Troye Sivan its Pining TimKon coded. Cuz like:

"Give me a call if you ever get lonely I'll be like one of your girls or your homies Say what you want, and I'll keep it a secret You got the key to my heart, and I need it Give me a call if you ever get desperate I'll be like one of your girls"

#LIKE SOZ IS THE COMPULSARY HETEROSEXUALITY IN THE ROOM WITH US RN? #just think about it ok #cuz like up until DC pride event with Bernard Timmy wimmy was “straight” as hell right #and kon is like a play by play 90s ladies man/girl crazy atm too so #so like in any pining situation both the homies are like “oh no he's straight” and like damn! they mooning! Pining! sad! #also just the language used in this song is so like viscerally funny and yet oof ouch my heart cuz like you like this person so much you- #want them to use you and you'll be whoever they need u to be #i'm just thinking ok! #none of the cannon girlies come for me rn this is the sad pining au corner #To be fair I don't think either of them would cry over their feelings for eachother #it's more so that I think this song would reflect like pit of their soul/ never gonna admit this shit to anyone feelz #Tim and Conner are one thing and thats emotionally unavaliable! #but also...the gender convo...“do I wanna be a girl or do I just want him to like me like one....” #food for thought #more like food for the looney tunes am I right lads #TimKon #DC #Batman #Tim Drake #Conner Kent #Kon-el #superboy #red robin #this is not about sad meow meow tim keep ya'll man away from me I don't want him