Help I’ve gone through every fic on ao3 for the Rick Sanchez & Morty Smith tag that I wanted to read wtf do I do now??? What am I supposed to read in the morning while I procrastinate getting ready for school now? Fics for a different fandom 🤨
I’m not okay
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I’m getting a blood test tomorrow and part of me is So Sure that they’ll come back and tell me I’m deficient in The Vitamin. and I’ll start taking The Vitamin and immediately all of my problems will be solved forever
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still not over that time my mom said “oh ur using eyeshadow like eyeliner” no… i suffer from stupid droopy eyebrow syndrome
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cant wait to see luffy in the thanksgiving parade im gonna cheer and clap so loud for my boy
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God I’m so excited for bedtime.
I love sleeping naked with someone. I love when his arm is around me holding me close, dick in my crack, kiss my neck, hell yeah
I will also accept dick in my thighs~
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NEW DERRY GIRLS SO FUCKING GOOD
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the worst part about being an adult is thay its no longer socially acceptable to just roll down a really big hill and then run back up it and roll back down again. "oh is this a syphilis metaphor" passerby would ask. "is this for a tick tock". no i just wanna come home covered in dirt and scratches and bask in the the solace of childlike mirth
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i do unironically think the best artists of our generation are posting to get 20 notes and 3 reblogs btw. that fanfic with like 45 kudos is some of the best stuff ever written. those OCs you carry around have some of the richest backstories and worldbuilding someone has ever seen. please do not think that reaching only a few people when you post means your art isn't worth celebrating.
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What's everyone's favourite flowers that aren't like. The normal ones. Like everyone's a fan of roses and sunflowers what's a more niche one. One you don't get in gift sets. Mine's sweet peas
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today on the train home the guy next to me was on his phone and at one point i saw him go on tumblr and he just had like. a normie dash. like it was all photography. of nature and architecture. he was using tumblr the way a heterosexual landscaper for rich people might use instagram. i actually had to watch his screen for a few seconds to be sure it really was tumblr because i was so taken aback by the content he was viewing. this is why algorithmless websites are so beautiful btw because i genuinely didn't know that this side of tumblr even existed. he didn't even so much as scroll past any text posts.
EDIT: look i'm not going to turn off reblogs but i cannot stress enough that THIS WASN'T A HIPSTER BLOG DASH IT WASN'T AN AESTHETIC BLOG DASH IT WAS THE MOST WILDLY GENERIC COLLECTION OF IMAGES YOU HAVE EVER SEEN IN YOUR LIFE. I AM NOT EXAGGERATING OR BEING A QUIRKY FANDOM TUMBLRINA WHEN I SAY "NORMIE" I GENUINELY MEAN "SO NORMAL THAT IT CIRCLES AROUND TO WEIRD". CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME? HELLO?
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“tumblr mutual” beloved friend I would pick up at the airport if y’all visited my home city
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tragedy enjoyers when a character perpetuates the cycle of violence they themselves were a victim of
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Neopets discourse is always funny to me because whenever drama starts up 90% of the time it's over something that's just objectively really silly
For example, right now there's neo-billionaires threatening to quit the site over a rare item being released, which wouldn't be funny except the item in question is a tiny pea wearing a Santa hat
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"haha these alpha trad men really just have dom/sub kinks!" i know misogyny isn't real to a lot of you guys but did you know that some people just actually do genuinely think women are inferior creatures
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