#like the legend that keith richards actually died in the 1970s but will not fall over until the drugs wear off

[chamomileteainabuttercup]

I love how if you want to bring Darth Maul back to life for a fanfic you don’t even need to come up with a justification because it’s already canon that he is so angry that he’s somehow effectively immortal.

Maul: (dies in Obi-Wan’s arms after saying something odd about Luke avenging “us,” and I’ve never been sure who he was including in “us” - his dead brothers? Does he see Obi-Wan as needing vengeance on his behalf too?)

Obi-Wan: (buries him in the sand tidily like a cat poo and goes home)

Three or four hours later

Maul (sits up and spits out sand): It’s no good, I tried to be dead but I’m too pissed off.

(shows up at Obi-Wan’s house) You owe me a shirt.

Obi-Wan: I thought I killed you properly this time.

Maul: And yet here we are.

(long awkward pause)

Obi-Wan: Do you mind if it’s beige?

#star wars #darth maul #does he die if he ever calms down? #like the legend that keith richards actually died in the 1970s but will not fall over until the drugs wear off? #darth maul: (has a nice day) uh-oh down i go