some details on what im tentatively calling wizard married au- in which betty is here from the start and happily magic married to her equally deranged husband.
past
like canon, betty flees when simon first wears the crown. however, there is no portal to the future this time. she finds somewhere else to stay, and during that time, she begins researching. she can tell that wasnt normal. surely if it had just been simon, he would have shown some symptoms of whatever that breakdown was. it had to have been the crown.
she pours herself into her research. it saves her life, because a few weeks later the bombs drop.
she uses her research to attain magic powers, a la magic betty. like simon, she obtains immortality. however, she loses her sanity the more she uses her magic.
a while after the bombs, she finally meets simon again. by this time hes picked up a travel buddy- marceline. the two of them are relieved and happy to see each other.
the apocalypse ironically saves their relationship.
turns out knowing you and your man are going insane and losing your memories is a pretty sobering, emotional thing to really grasp. it ends up breaking the wall between them, and theyre finally, finally able to begin sorting out the issues in their relationship.
this is an important moment between them. even when they fully lose themselves, it becomes the basis of their future relationship. betty starts doing things for herself, and simon starts paying more attention so he can stop her if she starts focusing too much on him again.
its never easy, but for a while, they get a sort of peace. a surprise family at the end of the world.
simon loses it first. during the night, when marceline is asleep, he tells betty that he has to go. hes held on longer than canon simon thanks to betty being around, but hes finally slipping, and hes worried hes going to hurt marcy. sure, betty could protect her… but shed be expending her own mind if she did so. betty knew this was coming, and they agree.
simon leaves before marcy wakes up, taking nothing but a scrapbook hed been keeping from before the bombs, and the clothes on his back. they should have waited- its something theyll regret in the far, far future. he should have said goodbye. but they didnt think they had the willpower to go through with it if they heard her begging. at the very least, betty is there to offer support.
betty continues to hang out for several more years. she gets to see marceline grow up. marcy can see with every spell that betty is becoming more reckless, more eccentric, more distant.
betty finally loses herself protecting marceline during a vampire hunt. she holds on just long enough to get herself away from marcy.
and she begins to travel. until one day, she finds herself inexplicably drawn to a land of ice.
they dont remember who simon and betty are. all they know is that hes ice king and shes magic queen and they love each other.
Betty Grof/Magic Queen
basically the “main character” of this au lol
she begins using the name “magic princess” when she can no longer remember her old one. it feels right to her. she changes to queen when she and ice king get hitched. she doesnt use the name “ice queen” because she no longer pins her identity to just simon. shes got her own stuff going on. hes part of her life, but not her entire life.
magic queens not around the ice kingdom as often as ice king. she likes to explore and travel! a huge amount of the books on ruins, dungeons, and artifacts were penned by her, from hands on research. shes well known around ooo as somebody who can be dangerous, but is also a very reliable source of information.
shes more “grounded” than ice king. she doesnt remember anything from before the war, or for a while after it. as far as she knows she just spawned on ooo ready to dungeon dive. still, shes better at retaining information, and can read a room better. shes still pretty eccentric, though, and likes showing off.
magic queen was the one who beat the shit out of ash and got his magic carpet. she doesnt remember marcy, but like ice king, finds herself inexplicably drawn to her. so when ash hurts her, it puts him on her shit list.
speaking of, she can hold a grudge. she ends up cursing finn for a while because he beat up ice king based on a misunderstanding.
shes the one who had the idea for a giant library in the ice kingdom. ice king helped with the room layout, and she collected the books.
magic queens doing a lot better mentally than canon betty was. her relationship with ice king has become way more healthy and balanced. shes happily married. she has 53 penguin children. shes been able to chase her dreams, and her work is acclaimed and respected.
shes still a creecher tho. girl is skittering through those dungeons. does a backflip and shoots fireworks into your eyes. she is very bold and loves doing crazy things just to see what happens.
gets her own “i remember you” episode where she takes marcy dungeon diving.
ice king/simon petrikov
stay at home husband now lmfao
but fr. he fully supports magic queen, but hes a pretty forgetful and clumsy guy, so they both agree that he probably shouldnt be dungeon diving with her.
he keeps things stable at home. takes care of the penguins and writes fanfic and plays music in his free time. hes come to really enjoy creative pursuits, even when hes not particularly good at them.
magic queen puts a gun to your head and forces you to read fionna and cake. ice queen (simone) and magic king (benny) if you even care btw.
mq ended up putting a checklist up in the home to make sure ik doesnt forget to take care of himself. eat breakfast you goof
instead of kidnapping princesses, he goes out often to find things mq has mentioned wanting or needing for her research. sometimes he steals them and it gets him in trouble. if hes being a real jerk mq will only step in to take him home. sometimes that man deserved to get his ass whooped.
hes already nicer and more stable to start out with since he has somebody to talk to whos nice to him. people wonder why magic queen sticks around and if you ask her she will get mad. hes funny!!! and sweet!!! also hes canonically caked up.
he wants to be a dad soooo bad. he spoils the penguins.
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'you don't dance' is ruining my life
either 1) crowley asked him and aziraphale went 'of course i dont dance, im an angel' then learned to dance when he and crowley werent talking or 2) crowley made an assumption abt aziraphale while aziraphale has been wanting to be asked for centuries
bc thats what they DO, thats how their relationship works, crowley offers something, aziraphale pulls back, crowley offers again in slightly less polarizing terms, aziraphale accepts
except aziraphale is finally to the point that hes ready to start asking, to start taking the lead, and hes being so bold about it. the existence we carved out for ourselves. our car. the bookshop that's only technically mine, we both get plenty of use out of it. while we dance.
hes just not saying The Words bc The Words are hard. their entire relationship has been this familiar push and pull, things left unsaid and assumptions made, for better or worse. also crowley has, historically, been hostile to the words aziraphale uses for him
bc theyre not the right ones. crowley doesnt want to be told that hes nice and kind in general terms. crowley doesnt want the plausible deniability even when it's something they still need to hide behind. he wants something personal, something intimate, for it to mean something
crowley, the one who fumbles and stammers and makes inarticulate noises, mx ngk, is the one who needs a solid foundation laid for him
while aziraphale who worships books is willing to live in ambiguity, to leave the things unsaid, bc words can be false, but theyll know the truth
theyre just so narrowly missing each other and by the time both of them find it in them to say The Words, it's too late. there are no less polarizing terms that can be accepted for either of them, so when they pull away, it feels like they cant come back
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me spitting out all my thoughts here as i watch tubbo's vod
"YEP innocent" "innocent to me" yeah like qtubbo doesnt give a shit if fred is bad, he will burn it all down to find her
"its time for me to step into the sun, you know? and who cares if everyone else burns?" HOLY FUCKKKKKKKK TUBBO??????
"this is more than a villain arc, this is a lifestyle adjustment" oh qtubbo you are going to fly so close to the sun and youre going to burn and i am here for it all
"you wrong me? you're not gonna be around to tell the tale" HES SODHDJDBFBFJ QTUBBO ENJOYERS WE ARE SO BACK
"this is not a story of villains and heroes, this is a story of revenge" WHAT WAS IN HIS FOOD TODAY WHAT WAS HE ONNNNN LINE AFTER LINE IS HITTING
qtubbo knowing the server underestimates him and is now ready to show what he really is capable of YOU GO BABYGIRL
"this is a conflict where there arr no winners, just mutually-ensured destruction" goddamn he is on it today
GIRL 26 STACKS OF TNT?????????
"anything to get the upper hand, am i right?" AND THEN MENTIONING THE FED OFFICE WARP PLATE IS ACTIVE OH MY GODDDDDDD FED QTUBBO ERA????
"in my own experience, the members of the islandhave been much worse to me than the federation ever has been" oh my gOD YES QTUBBO FEELING THE FED PUNISHMENTS ARE STILL "JUSTIFIED" CUZ THERE WERE RULES BROKEN BUT THE ISLANDERS HAVE BEEN POKING AT HIM FOR THINGS HE CONSIDERS UNNECESSARY OH VILLAIN ARC TIME IS REALLLL
HE CALLED FRED "THE ONE PERSON I CARE ABOUT ON THIS SERVER" IM SICK TO MY STOMACHDBDBFGBDBFJFJ
qtubbo deciding that morning crew doesnt need to know about what hes gonna do, cuz theyll always be his boys :(
"i think we show them a healthy does of regret" his qcellbit is coming out !!
just imagining qtubbo with his airpods in as he is dramatic, bumping classical music
"the suit stays on until he's found, safe and alive" thr fact that qtubbo does all this, still in thr suit for his date GOD its so sad
that post that said qtubbo, a machine guy, tearinf every block down by HAND is important cuz that shows how genuinely furious he is. cuz he needed to feel the catharsis of tearing it all down himself.
why did he research warp plate mods to figure out where fred is😭😭 gay love stories are getting out of hand
"i made a promise today. i said i would break every block he has ever placed. *i* will break. fire wont break. tnt wont break. *i* will break." holy fucking shittttttttt he got possessed by qtubbo
FIT LMAOOOOO
qfit noticing and asking why qtubbo was at quackity's but as qtubbo askes him to leave him be, he did. he knew qtubbo would come to him when he wanted to.
COY PISO INTERMISSION!!!
qtubbo's action plan just being pushing qquackity over the edge that is so fucked up and i am here for this downward spiral !!
"i could mentally destroy him until hes a quivering ball of tears and regret on the floor" HOLY FUCK???????
"youre trying to turn me against the federation while actively doing thr same exact thing they're doing, the fucking hypocrisy" GOD i think qquackity is justified in his reasons BUT QTUBBO ISNT WRONG HERE!!!! IN HIS EYES, WHY WOULD YOU SAY THEYRE BAD AND THEN DO THR SAME THINF AS THEM???
him still saving all the stuff qquackity got from the eggs and others cuz "those seem important" GOD
"he doesnt need a hoise, cuz home is where the heart is. and i feel like thats a lesson he ought to learn. too bad that his is dead and cold" QTUBBO HOLY?????
"its like you never existed at all. thats my mission" girl youre speedrunning that descent into insanity and evil and i love you for it
"youre crazy. maybe i am! i dont give a shit!" wow hes so aware
"i didnt have a purpose before. but now its to make sure quackity never has a mark on this server" he didnt have a purpose and now, after losing fred, his purpose is to make qq pay holyyyy
"i never said i was morally grey, i said i would fuck up all his shit" LETSGO BABYGIRL
HIM GOING TO THE FED OFFICE TO PoSSIBLY SNITCH, CUZ THE ENEMY OF HIS ENEMY IS HIS FRIEND
NOT THE SERVER RESTART STOPPING HIM LMAOOOO
him literally saying he doesnt care and the enemy of his enemy is his friend yoo
qtubbo not being silly and walking into fred's office and just quietly moving on STOPPPPPP
NOT THE LORE SPOILERSSSSS LMAO
RETURN OF CUCURUCHO OFFICE PODCASTTTTTTTTT
"if youve become as bad as the thing you are trying to destroy to destroy it, yourr not better. youre just a replacement" BARS 🔥🔥🔥
qtubbo's voice instantly softening looking at fred's office and the desk plant he got STOPPPPP THEY MEAN SO MUCH TO ME
him replacing the flower on fred's desk with a poppy :(((
QTUBBO REPLACING THE WARP AT HIS HOUSE TO THE FED OFFICE OH I CAN FEEL HOW THIS GOES DOWNHILL
"why do i bother making anything to help the server? this is the thanks i get" oh yeah he is fully turning against everyone soon
oh god convo with qfit
oh i know qfit is concerned hearing qtubbo talk this way but theres nothing he can do to make him change his mind, so he just stays by him
"just to watch him. not say a word. just watch him" WATCHER QTUBBO??????
oh qtubbo is actuslly scaring me rn
"theres an old sayinf that 'if youre on the quest for revenge, dig two graves" "thats alright. i dont care if i burn as long as he does as well. maybe ill dig 3 graves. maybe ill take some other people along with me on the way" HOLY FUCKCJDJFJDJFJFJDJFJ QTUBBO YOURE INSANE I LOVE YOU SO BAD
"so i take there was no date?" "i was invited on one. it was real to me" GODJDDHFB IM GONNA END IT ALL
qfit still reassuring qtubbo that fred is okay, he still cares for qtubbo so much thats someone he has grown to care for
TUBBO SHOWING FIT WHAT HE DID TO QUACKITY'S HOUSE AND SAYING "like i said. like he never existed" AND THEN JUST BOUNCED????? GIRL.
qtubbo gaslight gatekeep girlboss
"is it more satisfying to destroy a person. or watch them destroy themselves?" AND WE ARR WATCHING AS QTUBBO ALSO DESTROYS HIMSELF BIT BY BIT OOOOOOOOH
his ass spoiling stuff again😭😭
snack break!
PHIL HOUSE TIME
qtubbo instantly leaving when he sees quackity joined and fred joined god
the curse of bad nees bringer tubbo about to strike again with wilbur LMAO
distracted to spy on wilbur so real
QUIRKYDUOOOOOO
qtubbo just carrying thr flower from fred's office in his offhand im sick
qtubbo warning qpac that he may hear some stuff about him that isnt true i. coming weeks, and qpac saying he trusts qtubbo 100% MORNING CREW MY FAMILYYYYYYY
PAC MY BELOVEDDDDD
not pac and tubbo arguing over who has to break the news to wilbur lmaoooooo
qtubbo qquackity's biggest hater rn
damn im sad tubbo crashed before the event but that laptop was hanging by a THREAD
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yall ready for a gender journey post..
so yall could probably guess i grew up a cis girl. i didnt start questioning my gender until high school after i broke up with my first boyfriend which kind of freed me up to explore my identity as my own person for the first time. around age like 16 was when i first started identifying as trans, and at the time that meant a binary trans guy
after a couple years of getting comfortable exploring my gender i decided hey maybe im actually not a binary trans guy but instead nonbinary. still transmasc and guy leaning but not quite all the way anymore. this became a trend for the next loooong while, getting closer to the androgynous part of the spectrum as time went on
then in recent years (maybe about 5 years ago ish) i started to lean more towards femininity. this is significant for me because growing up i was always opposed to it--i hated wearing dresses, i hated putting on makeup, anything "girly" appalled me and i didnt know why. i ended up thinking its because i WASNT a girl, and thats why i was so uncomfortable with everything to do with being a girl. i rejected it so hard because it just wasnt me.
after living with eden for a while i got even more comfortable exploring the feminine part of myself. i started wearing dresses and skirts and actually ENJOYED it; i started painting my nails and wearing earrings again; i even grew my hair out to my shoulderblades (yeah thats where its at now LOL). ive even started using she/her alongside they/them. and im actually enjoying these things??? it feels like after all these years im finally able to reclaim them because i feel like im finally able to be comfortable with my gender--how my gender feels to ME, not to everyone else.
that was the problem when i was growing up--i was trapped in everyone else's perception of my gender and what it "should" be. i was trapped into a box that was made by everyone else's idea of what i SHOULD look like, what i SHOULD wear, what i SHOULD act like, etc. and it took me until age 26 to fully realize that my gender is what i want it to be, not what everyone else wants.
i dont have to be a guy to want facial hair and a flat chest and a low voice. loving pink and dresses and cute things and makeup and jewelry doesnt inherently mean im a girl. pronouns, features, clothes, even names dont inherently mean youre one gender or another. your gender is defined by you and only you and nobody should be able to put you into a box and define your gender for you.
..having said all this, im starting to explore my gender further, and im slowly coming to the POSSIBLE conclusion that i might come back around to being cis (albeit gnc). nothing would really change about me except the label tbh. if i do end up coming to that conclusion i will be very bummed about leaving the trans community, but i wont feel any less attached to it, as ive spent literally half my life as part of it. i understand what its like to be trans and to love myself as my most authentic self, and thats why im considering this possiblity!
identifying as a lesbian kind of pushed me in this direction as well--i cant remember the last time i felt truly comfortable and happy with a label regarding my orientation.. like ya damn. maybe i am a girl who likes girls LOL. it just feels right and natural for me personally??? its crazy. i love women. if youre a woman i love you no matter the flavor. i love my wife more than all of you though sorry <3
but god please dont take this as me being like "oh trans people just need to get comfortable with their gender and theyll realize theyre cis" that is a bullshit take and i am not saying that. this is strictly my own experience and journey! i am 100% not speaking for every trans person and you shouldnt either.
but ya. dan cis era???? we'll see. no official statement just yet but i just wanted to let yall know where im at in my ~gender journey~. until i confirm anything please still view me as a nonbinary girlthing! <3
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reading your (amazing) writings got me thinking about like, a fuckboy/playboy(? im sorry idk the gn word for this? slut maybe lmao?) yandere who’s rich, doesn’t even need to study, always gets to any party where they can get some action. they never had a romantic relationship before bc they thought it was just stupid and unnecessary foreplay. basically everyone is either horny for them or hate them.
so imagine their surprise when they see their (future) darling staring at them while they were talking to their friends. yan thinks they’re cute enough and talks to them, starts flirting their darling up and when they ask what darling finds attractive about them they start listing things like “your smile, its really pretty” or “you’re so smart, and you’re fun to be around” instead of something about how their body looks sexy or some shit they always get instead.
this leads to confusion, because someone never acted like this for yan before. how were they supposed to react? that moment was when their heart truly skipped a beat because of someones words, their darlings words felt so warm and genuine it made them shiver.
id also like to think theyd have a huuuuugeeee ego, also really possessive. but once they get close to their darling or just see them they turn into a golden retriever type, ready to do anything and everything, kill anyone and everyone for you.
sorry if its not comprehensive its 3 am, i dont have my glasses on and im just really excited after reading ur writings 🧍♂️
broski. i love this.
just an absolute player (i think???) of a yandere and uber rich (LOVE yanderes with money) and a massive slut
one night stands every night, always getting their ego stroked, always sexualizing themselves and others and then they meet... you <3 you compliment their smile, their laugh, the things they say, everything and it makes them completely fall for you and when you refuse to have sex with them because theyre obviously drunk and well, you're an ethical person, that just makes them want you more.
finding you is easy, throw enough money at a problem and itll solve itself. and being a rich socialite is hard and they completely lack in the 'social' part so they just.. show up. work, school, where ever and follow you around, questioning you and if anyone makes you do something, the brattiness comes out.
"y/n! you were suppose to finish this ages ago! would you please stop talking to your friend and get to work on this? c'mon! we can't keep letting you slack off!"
"ah, sorr-"
"no, no, who is this? who are you? you know what, i dont care, you are no longer important to me, leave." they make a shooing motion, turning back to you with a smile. "you wanna go shopping? have lunch? travel? anything you want, its on m-"
"hey! you cant just ignore me! im gonna have to ask you to le-"
the yandere turns around, standing at their full height to properly glare at your boss/teacher. "cut me off again and i will cut out your tongue." they snap their fingers, summoning the person thats always following them around. "escort whoever the fuck this is out, im talking to someone and theyre being a bitch."
as the curses and yells of your boss/teacher rapidly fade, the yandere turns back to you, grinning. "so! did you decide yet?"
ohhh, i hope you love getting spoiled because this socialite will do it constantly. food, jewelry, perfume, clothes, companies, electronics, anything you want? its yours as long as you keep giggling when they say stupid shit.
and just imagine how cute they look when they see you! beaming, glowing with love, desperately trying to impress you all of the time, just so so cute! and if you praise them, i can already see them struggling to hide their moans of pleasure and spend the rest of the day on cloud nine
if you work, theyll get you fired so you can spend all your time with them. if you go to school, theyll get enrolled to or enroll you in online classes and you will rarely spend a moment without them at your side, willing to do absolutely anything for you.
now, i dont think this yandere would be possessive like others! they demand others to praise you, to compliment you, acknowledge you constantly and appreciate your beauty but one wrong comment and theyre tied up in a guest house, being hunted like a drugged up tiger. they post pictures of you near constantly, showing off how amazing you are, forcing everyone to basically bow to your feet and yeah, they get a bit culty with it sometimes but hey! it could be worse!
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more wenclair headcanons cause i cant sleep rn
-enid calls wednesday "dubs" and "weds" when theyre alone in their room cause shes scared of how wednesday will react if she does that in public. wednesday pretends to hate it, and does at first, but warms up to it..
-enid gets buff from wolfing out after a couple of times and starts getting insecure about not being feminine enough :( it actually makes wednesday gay panic a lot though
-enid also tried to hide her scars on the first days after break, wednesday said something along the lines of "you shouldn't be ashamed of saving me." and she IMMEDIATLY stops trying to cover them.
-after the fight with tyler and the hug scene theyre both so fucked up they go back to their dorm room and wednesday helps enid wash her hair and they both sleep in enids bed theyre so tired they just lie down and fall asleep immediatly they dont even realise theyre cuddling
-wednesday kept buying small things that reminded her of enid such as sparkly nail polish, and when she came back from break with this bunch of out of charachter stuff enid was like "????" but thing keeps hinting that they should maybe use it together
-enid took up crocheting to relieve stress from all the family pressure and not wolfing out yet, but it became one of her favorite hobbies. you know what they say crochet is a form of therapy. anyways she makes wednesday more snoods and beanies and blankets in black and white <3
-wednesday is a bit jealous of yoko since she was the first one enid ran to when they fought, but little does she know that night enid could only talk about her. yoko gets the vibe they are an old married couple arguing over something stupid
-when wednesday was still denying her feelings, thing would remind her of how easily enid can slit someones throat out and how shes JUST her type and it wouldnt be a burden to keep her around..
-sometimes theyll have little sleepovers in their dorm room. right down the center of the line that separates both sides theyll make a pillow fort.
-the line itself gets more blurry over time, as enid likes to reorganize and decorate her room often. wednesday doesnt mind when something colorful crosses the barrier
-during those sleepovers theyll do eachothers nails, and enid will decorate wednesdays with skull stickers.
-wednesday is not the romantic type but she IS very reassuring about liking enid once she realizes her feelings.
-enid giggles alot when they kiss. wednesday just makes a short humming sound to let her know she feels the same, without having a vocal laugh.
-enid bites wednesday as a form of showing affection, especially ever since her fangs came in
-wednesday worries a lot about enid the day after a full moon, since the first times she wolfed out she got migraines. wednesday will take care of her, and make her the most comfortable possible, giving her the favorite unicorn plushie to hold, and sit her head on enids shoulder while they watched a movie to distract them from a long day.
-they have a private kind of love language. like holding hands under tables and passing notes to eachother. not a lot of pda. wednesday appreciates that enid lets her take her time and respects her boundaries. enid is thrilled that she has those secret little moments only they know about.
-enid loves being the taller one because of how easy it is to give wednesday forehead kisses
-one day before class, when they were getting ready, enid asked if she could braid wednesdays hair, and ever since that has become a part of their routine
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Please, can you make a fake instagram with Alanis Guillen? harry x reader
if you like my work, you can visit my account and look at my stuff! :)
(i was blasting harrys house while doing this hehe)
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i sent in an ask awhile ago about what bugs would tolerate handling and you suggested mealworms/beetles and i looked them up and it seems like it will be pretty simple! but im not sure i trust all these guides especially since theyre mostly about keeping them for food. do you know a dedicated site to bug pet care? i need to know what substrate would be healthiest for them and which moisture sources theyll like the most. also since theyre supposed to be kept cool and dark and i live in california, would the inside of a cabinet be a good place for them to spend most of their time? i would leave it slightly open for air flow but it gets way hot and its the coolest darkest spot i can think of. im deeply deeply excited 2 meet them. i think the best part of keeping a bug is that they arent there to keep you company or be pet or dressed up or whatever, its all about taking something that would have a hard dangerous life in the wild and basically putting it in bug heaven with the caveat that you get to stare at it through glass a lot. its mutualistic in that way so i want my bugs to be the happiest and healthiest they can be. keep up my end of the bargain lol
cool temps is only if you want mealworms to last a long time and slow their pupation for feeding them to reptiles. if you are keeping them as pets, warmth is fine for growth!
I don’t know if any decent places with a pet mealworm caresheet vs feeder, so I’ll just summarize what I think will work here. for Tenebrio molitor, the yellow mealworm:
get a large tub or tank (lid optional but should be very ventilated—screen or cutouts work best) and fill to 2” or more with grain-based substrate like bran, oatmeal, or chicken feed and put some mealworms in it. put a piece of cardboard egg carton on top; you’re done!
they will eat pieces of pretty much any vegetable or fruit for moisture and extra nutrients—see what works with the scraps from your own meals. humidity is not a concern as long as there is moisture food to eat. take care to not wet the substrate too much which will support mold and mites, so with a small population of mealworms some carrot chunks or potato or 1/4 of an apple core will work well. remove treats as they get eaten, desiccate, or mold, and replace with fresh ones. feed them more treats as they breed. dry dog food or high protein chicken feed are often accepted as protein treats, and while there isn’t really a limit on how much you can feed them just a little should be enough. adults eat the same food as larvae.
heathy mealworm larvae should be plump and firm to the touch. soft, “C” shaped mealworms that do not move are getting ready to pupate. pupae start white and soft, become yellowish and hard, and then the brown limbs of the developing adult become visible through the exoskeleton and the adult will eclose. adults hatch white and sclerotize to red and finally dark black. they’ll lay eggs in the substrate or in the fibers of the egg carton. black, shrivelled mealworm larvae and pupae are dead and should be removed.
cannibalism can be a concern when protein and moisture are low, so keep on top of the supplemental food. having a sifter or sieve to sort out mealworms works well when changing substrates, as the lower levels will be mostly dusty dry frass (poop) once the upper levels of substrate are eaten. the powdery dusty frass may be of allergenic concern, and is gross to breathe in so do your sifting outdoors if possible or in a room you can vacuum.
you can also try keeping mealworm larvae on a mixture of barely moist coconut husk bedding, leaf litter, and rotten wood, offering small amounts of grains and vegetables as they eat it. this substrate is less edible but they can still grow on it, although the humidity may mean mites and mold which are both gross. superworms (Zophobas atratus) can thrive on this style of keeping since they eat more (less mold) and digest wood better. they’re quite a bit bigger and can make a worse stink, but otherwise care is very similar. they do fine on grain substrate too, but will need more moisture food.
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Problematic BodySwap - Au Storys - 1
Once appon a Au, well two actually, a "god" decided that for her own amusement she would swap two people from different au's bodys, the chosen people were Cindy from Horrortales and Lucille from Horrorswaps, these two innocent girls will have to learn as much as possible about each other to be each other. Maybe now, theyll get the new start at life that they always wanted. What a intresting experiance this will be huh?
"First impressions"
"Lucille" starts waking up, tired as always, and thinking its going to be another boring day at school, Luna being annoying and pretty, Sage being herself and venting about more things that are wrong with her and crushing on Malicr, Malice herself being her cold silent self, Stella being her own weird self with those weird videos she does. She cant help but want to stay in bed as always but she needs to get ready, when she looks to the side though she doesnt see her normal things she seems to be on the top bunk of a bunk bed, analizeing her environments she gets closer to the edge of the bunkbed, looking down at the room, it isnt her room, nor her sister's or any room in her house, its a pretty room, it has a bookcase, a beanbag, a window above a bigger bed, a younger girl seems to be sleeping on it, whos that she questions? But then it hits her, she panicks abit, did she get kidnapped? Where is she? Why is she here??
After abit of questioning she has to find out more, she climbs down and looks at the clock next to the bed of that girl, 6am, right, the advantages of having sleeping problems, she goes check if the door is locked and to her suprise it isnt, so she gets out and opens each room upstairs to find out if there is any other children here or even adults, but no, not one. It was just her and that other, but then she walks past a mirror and.. whats this? Whos that girl?, she back tracks to see, this girl is immitateing her movements, she asks if she is ok but she just mimics her mouth movemnt.. "Lucille" starts to touch her own face.. wait its different? She starts to understand, she touches her two ponytails and.. theyre there! Her hair, its all very dark purple? Almost black? She didnt have plastic surgery, she couldnt, it feels too natural, this isnt her body, she understands now, this isnt her house but this girl's.. she decides to look downstairs abit more relaxed
As she is going down the stairs someone with the same voice as her original mother asks "Hazel is that you?" Her not knowing how to answer becouse she didnt know her own new name said "Maybe?!.. Good morning though!" She was suprised, her voice wasnt hers. Oh wait, ofcourse it wasnt, it wasnt even her body to bigin with. She goes over to where her "mother" Ella is, and she's in the kitchen making something, she has a face mask on, "Lucille" wanders why she is wearing that, but then she looks at her, her eyes were blue, so.. thats not her mother? Her mother has yellow eyes! Not blue!! The imposter mother says "Oh Lucille! Youre awake before your sister today? Did you have a nightmare again?" ..So thats her name, "Lucille"? Its a pretty name, who ever this girl was, she had almost the exact same mom as her and she guesses who ever this Hazel girl was is that Sister her mother talked about, and since that girl upstairs looks to be the only other person here.. its her. She is Hazel isnt she? "Lucille" answers her inposter mother. "Hum.. yeah, suprising huh?... I was going to wake up Hazel to see if she would confort me but.. I didnt want to disturb her." The way she talked made the inposter mom abit confused, seemingly suspecting something's wrong. But then she just sighs "..Lucy, can you please not talk in that tone? I know youre growing and still pretty traumatized by the car crash.. believe me we all are still not passed it... but it doesnt give you the right to talk like that..." This suprises "Lucille", there was a car crash here too? And the only way she would be traumatized is if.. she was in the car that day, she feels sorry for this girl, Lucille, she feels bad about talking in that tone too, defencive and abit agressive. "Im sorry ..mom? I didnt mean to talk like that... it was just a really scary dream... thats all" the imposter mom seems to be satisfied with that responce! "Ok ok.. its alright Lucy, just- please dont do that again... and come here.." so she was right to assume she was theyre mother, she goes and sees that her mother seems to want a hug, so she gives one to her, a tight one, her mother giggles happily as she hugs back, they share a hug for a few minutes, her mom returns ti making Coffee, "Lucille" trys to start making her own breakfest but her mom ask what she is doing, when she explains its breakfest, she asks if she doesnt want her to make it as usual anymore? She is abit dumb founded by this, she likes tis new mom! She accepts the breakfest to be made by her, "Lucille" heads on over to what seems to be the livingroom and sits down thinking about whats going on
Soon after, Hazel, she is awake and down there, she looks so neutrel, and doesnt direct a word to "Lucille", she pressured by her stare says "G- Good morning Hazel, how did you sleep?" Hazel seemed cold, she responded with a flat "Fine. Good morning Lucille." For some reason she thought, this girl sounds smart. Her new sister sounds smart. Shr likes that, she loved her old innocent and pure sister but this one's nice too "..Do you maybe want to talk about something Hazel?" Hazel responded with another flat line "Nothing youd understand much of Lucy.." though it seems like this Lucille girl wasnt very smart, atleast as smart as Hazel, but Sin thinks she might be smarter. "Well try me Hazel, what wouldnt I understand? Maybe Ill suprise you.." this responce on its own suprised Hazel, normaly Lucille admited defeat immeatly, admiting Hazel would probably be right but that sence of suprised was short lived as her expression quickly changed back to unamused nutreal, "Well id like to talk about lets say.. quantum physics and what could be possible to do with them." But well "Lucille" could hear in her voice that she seemed to think she wouldnt be able to talk about it but she could, she started with "Quantum physics is the study of matter and energy at the most fundamental level if Im not mistaken, it aims to uncover the properties and behaviors of the very building blocks of all nature, not nature as in the outside but the rules of this universe, its believed that quantum phisycs can be used to travle thro time or to alternet realitys, or even universes, although I believe its more likely for us to be able to use it for teleportation first. :3" Hazel seems dumb founded, when did she learn this? Why? Hazel wants to test "Lucille's" new found knolage! And they start talking about it, "Lucille" or should I say Cindy, likes this place already, what a nice family these people have!
"Cindy" starts waking up, as usual with a rush of energy from the reacurring nightmare she always has, she could wait to talk to Hazel and her friends the whole day and spend no time alone at all. As always, she doesnt want to be alone, she is very scared of that, being alone? But well, she sits up, not so ready for this day, not so ready to walk down the ladders of her bunkbed and have her the breakfest that her mother always prepered for her but she didnt want her too, but to her suprise, she looked around and a shiver went thro her spine, she was alone in a room she has never been in before, not even in a bunkbed. She got out and immideatly ran to the door, its 7am already, pretty late for "Cindy" to wake up, she got out of the room room to look for Hazel, she needs her and now but as she ran thro the hallway to check the rooms, a Mirror. She looked twards it and got confused, she backtracked by walking backwards and looks at it.. who was that? Was that her? She looks do different! This was deffenetly magic! But as she started to touch herself she kinda realized her clothes where the ones in the mirror and there is hair slightly blocking her vision on one eye, her eyes looks so pretty too, a blue and green one, she want in her body for sure! She more calmly but still scared of being alone walked thro the corridor, she called out for someone "Hello? S- Someone there?" She was speachless after that though, that wasnt her voice! Sounded so much more mature, but she heard someone "Cindy? Im here!" And then some cute giggles, she goes to that sound, whos tha girl she wanders, she goes im the room the voice came from and its a little girl, roughly 8 or 9, very cute and looks simmilar to who ever this Cindy girl is, who she assumes the body belongs to, she sees her and says happily "Sis!! You came this time! :D" all happily and gets uo and hugs her, "Cindy" cant help but hug her back, she's so cute "Awwww ofcourse I came, why wouldnt I? ..whats youre name again :3? Pfffft?" "Cindy" asked her name in a playfull tone so she didnt get upset she forgot her name, she answer all happily "Its me!! Annie silly :3! I love you Cindy!!" She thinks to herself "(Awwwww this little girl is adorable! Am I her sister now? I mean.. she called me sis just abit ago..)" but had to answer her "Awww I love you too Annie, look at you all grown up!! Hehe, what do you wana do today? ^^" she doesnt know what this Cindy girl does thro her day to day but she bets the sister knows that! "Oh!! Yayyyyy!! :D I would likeeee.. you to help me pick my clothes for today!! Then! Then! We can go eat and get ready for school!! I- I feel like today will be amazing!!!" She squeels of happyness, and hugs tighter, "Cindy" giggles and agrees, asking her where the choises are, she shows her and "Cindy" picks immideatly the most pretty little dress for her! And she absolutely loves it, she wears it all happily and theh go downstairs
She as theyre comming down stairs sees her mom pass by in a hurry, she had no mask on and yellow eyes, she guesses it isnt her mother but this Cindy girl's mother maybe? She says "Hey girls!! Um mommy needs to go already but I love you and Ill be back at 7!!" She before "Cindy" can protest kisses both theyre cheeks and goes running out the door, Annie says "Bye mommy!! Have a good day!" So "Cindy" hesitates and says "B- Bye um M- Mom!!"
Annie excitedly went to the kitchen and started making some food, this little girl could cook?.. her mom didnt make her breakfest? Well she looked busy so she couldnt blame her, for a few seconds she stared blankly at what Annie was doing untill she asked if she was going to eat breakfest too today or skip it like usual, "Cindy" understood she was supose to make it and Cindy normaly didnt, weirdly she got excited and said she was going to eat this time, but only if Annie helped, and so she did, she was really excited to cook breakfest, she made buttered toast with a sunny side up egg with a slice of chesse and ham, she ate it and loved it, even shared with her new sister! She always wanted this, a new life, although she wanted it with her sister, this was ok, she liked this, she kept asking Annie what to do next and so she went to Shower, it was.. weird showering, she changes the way her hair was, but then after that she puts one some cute clothes, then is informed she needs the uniform for school, so she changed into that! But with some alterations, aka more clothes ontop, anf theyre ready to go!! She already loves this place! A really nice life this Cindy girl had, well its hers now.. she does feel abit bad stealing it just like that but it feels so right to be in this girl's place. She loves it!
Idea for this story provided by the amazing: @charlieslittleuniverse (my bestie :3)
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trying to work on TSKOM and keep kicking myself for deciding to do the background in past tense and also I can't stop thinking about
this as a Suitehearts song. idk if I can explain it because I haven't looped the song enough to figure it out for sure but there is SOMETHING there and it is making me BONKERS
FIRST OF ALL OUGH OW SECOND OF ALL NO YOURE SO RIGHT IT IS A SUITEHEARTS SONG IDK HOW YET EITHER BUT. I mean. Okay lets dissect this. Its like somber and lonely but like hopeful in a way too? It just screams like soulmates to me despite it all and thats essentially what the suitehearts are. Soulmates despite it all. And theres tensions and shit between them sometimes and wacky stuff and fights but theyre thick as thieves too and like theres periods of closeness. "sometimes you let me read your mind, then there are nights you say you don't remember" like nights where things are quiet and close and they just fucking talk and are honest and after the moments passed of its brought up again its like erm yeah idk what youre talking about man. But then the lyrics also "then there are nights you say you don't remember, when you stepped on the gas and you asked if I'm ready to die." And thats just such a danger days fucking line like AUGH facing death and the fact theyre probably gonna die young and thats gotta be terrfying but takes like. Idk. To look at your other halves and go are you ready to die. Are you ready to do this with me. And if they yes theyre pledging themselves as your crew that theyll be there at the end. Gah fuck im getting emotional. But that would be so like. For the suitehearts especially with the shit they have between them but despite it all going we're crew, we're family, I'm sticking with you. And then not remebering it after, dodging it, because the memory of a day you all almost died together would be fucking rough. Maybe not all the lyrics are suitehearts but the vibe is and a lot of them are. These are out of order but i was really focused on that are you ready to die part. "I used to believe no one could love you like I do and I'm startin' to think that it might be impossible not to" again. Soulmates. Also fall out boy ass lyric i wouldnt be surprised if the same line showed up in the last of the real ones or something. Idk about you but this bit screams benzecrab to me btw. Like benze to crab specifically. Fuckinggg loving eachother and knowing eachother and maybe getting jealous but just realizing like. Fuck youre so good its impossible for the whole world not to love you. Even if i want to be the one to love you the most. This also ties into the last line i feel like the "You took it from me, but I would've given it to you." Maybe less benzecrab or maybe hm maybe the other way around? Willing to give him the world but like benze or whomever or even like just metaphorically fucks up and is greedy and takes what they want, maybe out of fear? Not knowing there was someone willing to give them what they wanted all along out of love. Like for example of this was benzecrab to me itd be like. Crab follows benze oit of loyalty and love but maybe benze thinks crab thinks he just owes him or something or is just there for the others so instead of like. Crab getting to give his love and prove his loyalty benze takes it by like being kind of an asshole being greedy or bossy because he thinks crab isnt going to stick around very long so hes taking advantage of his loyalty while hes there. Uh. This is spiraling, i could have left this at the soulmates despite it all bit, that summed this up. I'm just Thinking now. this is making me bonkers too. Anyway yeah. Suitehearts song
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7 sbi and 8 leaving
7. I am so incredibly happy wilbur has phil and techno. someone to be proud of him. someone whos judgement he respects. someone he's gonna believe when they say they are proud. someone that cares. and someone that respects him and his wishes. sbi fambly has me weak on my knees every time. its finally having those people in his life for wilbur. its so important to me how phil clearly shows that he has the same love and care for wilbur that he has for tommy, treating them the same, just adjusted to what they both need (OH SANDDUO MY BELOVED SANDDUO). not that techno doesnt show the fact he accepts wilbur into their little family too, his own way, say stuff like "we've taught you well" and "kid", showing worry for wilburs safety etc. and like phil, techno and tommy have been this to each other for a while and now theyre also there for wilbur. I mean look how they were immediately ready to get wilbur out of erets reach, expecting he wouldnt want to go back and having a plan prepared to help. and they let tommy go away with wilbur and like yeah they have no right to try and hold him back, but its how accepting of it they are, like they clearly knew tommy will leave with wilbur and they respect it, knowing its the best for them both even tho that means letting them go, even if hopefully for just a while, like that parental/caregiver feelings must be screaming.
and phil calling wilbur MINE to protect just tops it all perfectly, wraps it up in a decorative paper like the best gift, going straight to you heart
8. the option to leave is so dhfhhfhdhd. like yeah maybe it is that easy. just leave. get away from it all. the little "Oh. <i>Oh.</i>" when wilbur realises he can just do that. he can just leave. hes free. fully free to do so kinda for the first time in his life. and once its sure tommy would go with him, its easy. like yeah they have to smuggle through the border and get fake ids and stuff, but after all theyve been though it feels easy. there is a clear solution for his situation. the knowledge that if they manage to get past the borders (a pretty simple tho risky task) hell be fine. like yes he still has to figure himself out but hell be somewhere where he is free to do so and tommy will be there. what more to ask for. its the clearest idea of what will come theyve ever had. and it says that they will be okay.
also than in comes quackity with a suggestion they might be seeing a familiar face sooner than expected, which sounds nice.
and in the end they do it. they get past the border. they leave and theyre safe and together and theyll be okay fjjdjsjsjyj
sbi family is very important in glass for several reasons but especially so wilbur has some basis of caring relationships outside of JUST tommy lol
both phil and techno have accepted wilbur into their family at this point. from the start phil and techno both knew that eret was probably not going to let the pythia go, it was just a matter of the two of them figuring out if that's what wilbur wanted or not. because even though they both had figured out that being the pythia was destroying wilbur, neither of them were going to take that choice away from him. if he made the decision to go back to his role with eret in charge, neither one of them were going to stop him.
but then wilbur confesses that he doesn't want to be the pythia anymore, and all bets are off. both of them started brainstorming escape ideas for wilbur before the palace invasion even happened because even though they weren't certain, they both had a gut feeling eret was going to pull this.
I think techno was the one who pointed out to phil that tommy was definitely going to go with wilbur if he left. and while phil was reluctant, he knows his kid and he knew there was no way he could stop him. and he also knew there was no way wilbur would go without him.
yes the oh!! he can just leave! it always seemed so impossible but the option is always there. to just pick up your bags and go. get out. get away from all of this. the country is dealing with too much chaos of its own to hunt him down. not to mention, again, he's probably gonna be assumed dead from the palace burning down.
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i also wonder how these elitist dudebros are gonna feel when theyre like 10 or 15 years older. like i hope theyre ashamed of the way they acted, but mostly i wonder how theyll feel when their reaction time isnt as good as it used to be, when their eyesight gets a little worse with age. gaming gets harder as you get older and in my experience that seems to be one of the only things that makes abled people realize how inaccessible gaming can be. obviously thats far off from now and hopefully by then we’ll actually have the accessibility tools people are asking for, but it does make me wonder how theyll feel when theyre in someone else’s shoes for once.
Yep, I wonder the same. People always think about disability as something that doesn't affect them, but even if you're perfectly healthy, there is one thing that's inevitable: aging. You will age and you will need accommodations. They also seem to think about "disability" as just some incredibly devastating diseases, but anything as simple as anxiety or bad eyesight is a disability when it comes to gaming. The argument always seems to be dismissive of disabilities because they seem to think that disabled gamers are rare. Which is simply not true.
Got a few more asks so I'll answer them beneath the cut!
This is one of those issues that people don't really think are ableist, but it is. I bet on my life that they say that shit to anyone who is disabled in real life and needs accommodations. I can't fathom how they can't understand that equating any help to "handouts."
And even if they were handouts? So? I know that I earned my loot and titles by playing and proving that I can do it. If someone does the same but with help, how does this affect me? It doesn't! This is even more mind-boggling when it's about an item in a video game.
Yep! They also often say that if those options are in the game for everyone, then people will fake disabilities just to use them and that's yet another ableist argument that people use in real life to deny accommodations to others. Because "someone will fake it." I don't care bro. Literally outside of direct competitions in a tournament, nobody cares if an abled person "fakes it" and gets a gun by turning on an accessibility option. Hell, sometimes you might be too tired to finish an activity and you want to get it done faster and you can turn an option that allows you to do so. I see no issue with this even if you're fully abled.
True! A lot of people who need Divinity the most are also the people who are least likely to get it. It requires you to do a raid which already disqualifies a lot of people who don't have raid groups and can't go to LFG for whatever reason. And even if you've done raids and you can keep doing them, Divinity quest is time consuming and finding a group patient enough to help can be difficult. A lot of these elitists have completely lost (or never had) perspective on how the game plays for average players. Not everyone has a raid group ready to go.
We definitely need more similar weapons and abilities. It would be really nice to be able to choose how to make a truly supportive build that is useful in raids. And yep, agreed, more raid bosses should be like Rhulk where you have to move and using a Well of Radiance and slapping a Div bubble is often not the best way (although it can certainly be done! Options!). I would gladly have cool mechanics for dps and mechanics that require some supportive abilities or provide support.
Yeah, I think more raid modes would be good. I am in favour of Bungie making more hard difficulty options and working with these streamers even in order to make something they would like. Just leave the rest of us alone.
And yeah, if they truly agree that Divinity or Well are an issue, just get a deal and don't run them for the contest. They all seem to agree that Divinity is boring, but no one wants to drop it. Y'all know each other, just go into a group chat and say you're not using it for next raid race or whatever. But as you said, that would require them to agree on what to ban. And it would also require them to understand that if they deliberately refuse using in-game tools and utilities, maybe someone else will win the race. What a terrible fate.
Thanks! I had to stop because I need to do Iron Banner, went from twitter pvp to Destiny pvp.
I do feel that someone has to speak about this. I've seen other people making similar posts in regards to how much this whole things reeks of ableism and ignoring accessibility, but it doesn't gain much traction. And if it does, it gets drowned in ableist comments. Truly one of the worst times in Destiny community.
A shame, given that Bungie is dedicated to accessibility, however slowly it may go.
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i want a yandere to cut up fruit for me bc i lauv fruit!!
makes me think of a wifey yan!! (i use wifey as a general adjective for like. a doting, housekeeper-ish person!! not meant to be gendered, kinda like girly yan!)
a yan who takes care of you, who prepares your lunches for school together, is at your house more often than not, cleaning and cooking and doting on you!! maybe they’re also a childhood friend who’s very comfortable with taking care of you and being around you at all times!! i know you would probably get sick of this typa yan chami, bc ik you mentioned you’re very independent!! (waaaa so cool :000) but imagine you voice this independence in some way; maybe you tell them straight up that they’re being too overbearing, or you begin coming home later (knowing that they’re already there waiting for you, with dinner and a warm bath drawn and ready), or maybe tensions snap when they greet you at home on a cold day, with what seems to be…someone else’s scarf wrapped around your neck. someone who maybe also cares about you as much as they do. you’re nuzzling into it a bit, and your cheeks are a little flushed.
they don’t like that.
-sunny :3
aaaa a housewife yandere.... theyre so violent by nature! not with their darling of course but with anyone who dares mess up their perfect little life!
they cook, they clean, they make sure everything is perfect for you and to make the plot more interesting, they arent even your partner! theyre just a friend! they have a delusion they are and when youre off working, they love going into your room and imagining they share it with you <3 make your bed like its gonna have two people sleeping it in, sometimes 'misplace' their clothes and hang them up in your closet, put their toothbrush right next to yours, anything that makes it look like you two are married!
they even attend work events with you! attached to your side, holding your arm or hand, well... anyone would mistake you two for a couple! housewife yandere just laughs while you awkwardly laugh along and kindly correct the stranger but housewife is screaming on the inside. sometimes, when theyre running errands, theyll even put a big flashy ring on their hand and 'casually' bring you up in conversation, saying your their partner <3 working so hard for them! they just want a happy, married life!
better hope you dont want kids cause they absolutely will kidnap one or more for you but dont worry, they only take kids who are up for adoption!
i bet they have a little yandere club too, that they call their 'book club' so they get all of their tips and tricks from there! a very morbid version of a housewife monthly type of thing. and if you start dating... well, the book club wont even bat an eye when your yandere asks how to get blood out of their grout.
youve known housewife your entire life! theyre your best friend! you two are so close and you even joke about being soulmates! so when you start gushing about someone from work while they take your coat off and lead you to the bath... well, they plan on bringing you your lunch tomorrow just so they can size up their competition and i just know theyve got connections. a local butcher who is more than willing to rent them space in their freezer, another housewife from down the street who has a partner that enjoys collecting weapons, so many friends who will keep an eye out for any 'suspicious' activity, even some housewife friends who are more than willing to say theyve been seeing your crush hanging around their childrens schools!
i also imagine housewife yandere to be very.. functional! unlike sensitive yandere, they dont mind other people and even have a pretty good social life! they even have a few farmer friends who wont even bat an eye if they show up with a body bag full of 'pig food'. but if someone threatens their fantasy... well, no one suspects the poor little housewife! while you mourn over the loss of a date or friend, housewife yan is right there holding you close and whispering reassurances. hell, theyll even show up to the funeral and offer to bring over a few meals to the deceased's family! no one even notices theyre hateful looks towards the casket!
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