#like tje fuck did i do to deserve this

[mikkouille]

I know it makes sense cuz duh, twitter's in the name, but boysplanet-twitter really is the place where taste dies

#🧍yall cmon.... #and theyre so Shady for WHAT. girlies will side eye an imaginary lad for supporting a Dozen while having one in their pfp‼️ #makes me spite vote for their most hated contestants fr #'u guys r voting for x UNDESERVING guy when MY one should have UR vote he DESERVES IT' well fuck you lol im voting daeul again‼️‼️ #'we HAVE to make this final lineup GOOD' we have to make it suck itd be funnier #lets all vote for the shit guys tje look on mnet's face will be priceless #then its my fault for even going to twitter but i didnt chose to see boy planet content there the alg just puts it under my eyes cyz #i made the mistake of joining ppl who were once bitching abt the girls who r so vocal about how chiu n my klorbo are alledged lookalikes #not theyre NAWT lmao‼️ #coming in like 'i agree they dont look alike' setting myself up to seeing the WORST takes ever formulated later #anyway daeul sweep #also its very clear that despite whzt their self righteous words say in opposing themselves against the 'ur just voting for visual' #they r HELLA basing their standard on it too #cuz like im a junhyeoner but he did NOT do well on the K vs G stage lmao #'their stage was ok' it was NAWT n i can say in unbiased words cuz half the team there is my top9s fjdjsjsjsjdjdj #i was gritting my teeths bro 'haha its not. so. so bad haha' < with tears in my eyes #but theyre collectively good looking aint they 🤨 weird‼️ #just like how they'll last five seconds hating on jay before calling him ugly lmao u guys are TRANSPARENT #they can hate on him all tbey want doesnt change that he's The vocalist of the season oh well

[29121996]

made a joke 2yrs ago abt if it didnt work out w him id have to just date women

#and thats atarting to look more n more likely #i wish my inabiliyy to move on stemmed from the belief id never find anyone else #but it Literally doesnt #it stems from Luterally finding my needle in a haystack n not wanting to find another now . #'he wasnt that great' oh fuck no. but . its not that simple and i wish ir was but irs not that black n white #i didnt fucming deserve any of tje shit he put me through n i haye that ive only just now started shredding #the awful layer of trauma hed installwd over my skin #but. anyway keep thibling abt how i meet a guy and therws always something Missing i dont like #it sucks n i wonder if this feeling will fade #but it genuinely jusy seems to be Growing even as im dealing and unpacking all the bullshit hes put me through #like . i just. i removed the colour theme i set on our messenger chat this morning bc u do not fucking deserve ut anymore #not if youre . gonna keep doing this to me. n i feel lighter #was it a petty internal punishment for him (as if hes even gonna give a fuck i did that) ? absolutely. #n then i blocked him bc i cabnot havw that channel open. if u wanna talk u gotta rocm up to my house sorry.

[simp4konig]

Intimate König headcannons

Gender-neutral Reader

Word Count: 1246

*FLUFFFFFF!!!!! YES FINALLY WE (I) LOVE THAT ☁️☺️💫

MANY THANKS TO @puff0o0💫🩵🫂💙🩵✨⭐ FOR GIVING ME TJE IMMEDIATE INSPIRATION TO WRITE THIS 🥰🥰💖 LOVE U SM POOKS I AM SO THANKFUL TO HAVE SOMEONE LIKW YOU AS MY MUTIAL 🥹🥹🥹 YOU ARE SO SWEET AND DESERVE THE WORLD (and to be with your crush😤 fuckingGOD im in AGONT when the FUCK is the wedding gonna be 😭😭💔)

Was down in the dumps and feeling really guiltt for not delivering fanficgions on time but you really reassure me and make ot seem like its alright for me to take my time 😇 Honestly am forevr used to the stress of deadlines and alwahs achieving expectations always expected of me thay i always feel intense guilt whenever i delay 😿😿 Thank you so mucj for your love and support uour messages are whay have kept me going 🙏🙏💖🫂(and motivated me immediately to write this in <5 hours LOL🤭)

also pls do NOT track my ip address puff PLEASE this is some next-levdl fbi investigation type shit and im honestly SHOOK are u secretly an fbi agent ?????😰😰never poetinf screenshots ever AGAIN ❌🚫‼️

*Physical intimacy (not sex guys🗿) headcannons for before your relationship and during your relationship

Tag List ♡ @simpforkonig ♡ @abysslovesyou ♡ @puff0o0 ☆ @rustic-guitar-notes ☆ @happy-mushrooms ♡ @reyner-lee

...

König's crush on you was not subtle. At ALL.

My personal headcannon is that he has never had a girlfriend/boyfriend/lover before. :(

I mean, bullied at school, enlisting into the military aged 17, climbing up the ranks to become a Colonel... yeah, to me it doesn't sound like the man would ever have time to find a significant other.

Oh, don't get me wrong, he would devote so much time to a partner (if he had one), would coddle them and cuddle them more than humanly possible and spend every, making the most out of every moment together. Precious hours never taken for granted that he dreamed of while on deployment.

...Yet, having no experience with receiving affection and being affectionate since being a very young boy, when his mother was still around to take care of him before he attended secondary school, up to this point he had ZERO (0) experience.

Still, König ALWAYS had a hand over your body in some way, under the guise of protecting you and keeping you out of harm's way. It was endearing that he cared so much about your well-being. 🥹

Resting a large hand on the small of your back as he guided you down crowded rooms (though that was almost always a pretence, as there would actually be very few people around, and it was only his excuse for touching you).

Leading you out, his hand would be quickly replaced by his arm wrapping around your side and pulling you close, closer even than you had been moments prior.

Truth be told, the way he touched you was the way he longed, craved for someone else to touch him. To long for him and crave him as much as he craved you.

It wasn't like you were oblivious. In fact, you were hyper-aware of the skin-to-skin touch, of every instance his fingers grazed your knuckles when handing you something, of every "accidental" bump of your head into his chest in corridors, of each time he rested a hand on your shoulder. Or on your back for reassurance — though, whether it was for your reassurance or his own, you couldn't tell.

All his touches, his gazes at your from afar and up close, the way his pale blue eyes crinkled in happiness under that long hood of his: all of it; you noticed it all. Every single time.

Obviously, you didn't object. You relished in this attention, so touch-starved that each touch made you melt. Besides, how could you even? You became putty in his hands, and you revelled the feeling of being so loved.

...However, your own intrusive thoughts insisted that you wouldn't be good enough for König, did not deserve such a man like him.

As much as it pained you to do so, you shied away from his advances, always the first to pull away.

And, of course, König noticed it. Every single time.

His immediate thought was that you didn't feel the same way. That you felt disgusted, disgusted by him and his touch.

Did you not like the way he touched you? Did you not like him?

Therefore, for a while, he toned down the touching. A simple pat on the back or a tap on the shoulder would have to suffice, despite his desperate need to feel more of you, touch you more.

Judging your reactions, scrutinising your cues... you weren't disgusted. Not in the slightest, it appeared.

You just looked... flustered. Shy. A hand would go up to hide the blush on your cheeks — nothing discreet about that — stubbornly avoiding his gaze, yet a small smile was on your face, and it made him wonder: what if you really did like the way he touched you? Liked him?

His touches became more daring. Confident.

One day, all of his anxiety ceased to exist when you reciprocated his touch with some of your own.

The hand kept in place of your hip flinched slightly at yours timidly moving to touch the top of his, interlocking fingers over his palm. Momentarily causing König to short-circuit, he became stiff, audibly gulping.

Adam's apple swallowing the dryness of his throat, he looked at you, frantically attempting to read the expression on your face.

You said nothing, didn't look at him at all, yet through that gesture alone König understood it better than had you could have ever said it in words.

For a moment, you regretted it. Even made a move to sheepishly pull your hand away. König, finally pulled out of his daze, held your hand in place, squeezing it three times. You squeezed it three times, too.

Suddenly, it all made sense to him, and, somehow, made sense to you too. You two were meant to be together, regardless of your insecurities.

Now, your dynamics shifted slightly.

Hands held together as you two sat by each other in a room, neither acknowleding the situation in case the other pulled away in embarassment. Never parting ways without a good-bye hug from you, your arms lingering by his own for a moment longer than they should have.

When you two are finally in a relationship?

☠️ Say goodbye to privacy and personal space ig

König is unbelievably clingy, and literally clings on to whatever of you he can reach. He does not let you go. There can be no compromise, and he keeps you in place, despite your protests and squirming, face flushed as you tried to playfully push him off you, obviously to no avail.

At the same time, König's touch is so, so gentle.

Tentative touches on your skin as if your body was precious porcelain, a fragile fine china.

Callous hands that had killed so many in cold blood running across your back, your arms, your waist, your legs, anywhere that König could reach, with a mildness that could have made people question whether it was even the same man and if so, how he could ever be capable of being so soft.

It doesn't matter whether you go to the gym regularly and have put on muscle or whether you are someone on the more petite side, you're so delicate to König. Like you could be broken at any moment.

For that reason, he holds back. Or, at least, tries to, for the most part. Bless his soul, he tries his best, but it's impossible not to cradle your body in his arms. <3

Unable to restrain himself, his resolve breaks after five minutes of going without you under him or on top of him or beside him or entangled with him, and his hands go back to touching you all over again, caressing you with such care and love that tears often brim in your eyes.

No one has ever been so gentle, so attentive, so loving. No one has ever touched you like this before.

And, seeing how you allow yourself to be vulnerable with him, to see you so sensitive, he would wordlessly wipe the tears away with his thumb, your eyes glassy like a doll's.

He'd run his fingers through your hair, whisper sweet nothings in a mix of English and German, often forgetting to speak in English and unconsciously reverting to German, calling you the loveliest things in a tone that expressed his complete devotion to you.

And, as you'd sleep peacefully beside him in bed, he'd admire you, and wonder how on Earth he possibly could have gotten so lucky.

...

Note: can i please have my own König irl please and thank you🙏🥰 want nothing more than a big beefy man to hold me 🥹❤️❤️(😭 man i need some mentsl help 🗿thays for another day tho am not wbout to get into the catastrophic state of my brain😊✨gonna keep deluding mtself instead !!<3)

#aking10592_ ≛彡 #könig #konig #könig cod #konig cod #könig call of duty #konig call of duty #könig mw2 #konig mw2 #könig mwii #konig mwii #könig modern warfare #konig modern warfare #cod headcannons #könig headcannons #konig headcannons #könig x you #konig x you #könig x reader #konig x reader #könig x fem reader #konig x female reader #könig x male reader #konig x male reader #könig x gender neutral reader #könig x gn reader #konig x gn!reader

[ohwell-itsme-but-danganronpa]

[NSFW] Oviposition saiou prompt

Hina: You could make a bubble guppies saiou au Me: Make it oviposition or get out of here Bunny: just make a normal mer au hina Hina: Excuse me. What? Me: I said Make it oviposition or get out of here, mer sex or go to the normal ⁠au-corner [because it was in a nsfw channel]

Hina: Monokuma the orange fish Bunny: MR GROUPER DESERVES BETTER monokuma is grumpfish /j

Hina: Why oviposition Me: Seahorses, hell, one of them can even be a seahorse prince if you want, think about it But actually just because I like it [red evil smiley emoji] Bunny: really catering to hina's interests huh [Hina's thing with horse prince is Pit lore, sorry]

Bunny: i rlly enjoy ovi/eggpreg stuff which is VERY funny since normal pregnancy is. one of my biggest squicks, so are saiou childhood friends AND eggpreg bc then we can slide in some 'if you don't get married by-' Me: I don't know the cartoon, I just want the egg laying action Bunny: i go for interspecies ovi usually but they can both be mer this time. as a treat Hina: I'm down for anything childhood friends [but we had to explain ovi to him]

Bunny: chasing each other thru the seaweed a mating chase/capture could be fun, as a throwback to their childhood games,, Me: That's so cute Bunny: it is!! they're giggling the whole way through kokichi teases him abt it because shuuichi always lost their childhood races (he will win this time) whether it was something along the lines of hysterical strength or kokichi let him the world will never know Hina: WHY IS THE HE WILL WIN SO THREATENING Bunny: BECAUSE HE'S GONNA TACKLE KOKICHI INTO THE MUD AND FILL HIM WITH EGGS, HINA Hina: EXCUSE ME??? Bunny: WHAT TJE FUCK DID YOU THINK MATING CHASE/CAPTURE MEANT Hina: I wasn't paying attention to that part I was just like. "Oh chase sounds fun" Wait so loser gets egged? Bunny: yes, hina what a way to phrase it

Hina: Also isn't that like. A shitton of eggs Me: Not the craziest amount of eggs in the nature world But yeah, it can be lowered for the mers, they evolved past the high infant mortality biological precautions Hina: Also how big are these eggs Like relative to a human Bunny: i was thinking about kokichi getting an ovipositor as thick as his arm stuffed in him ok big eggs because i want to make kokichi cry Me: Tiny, Okay, sure Hina: Where are these eggs going Bunny: his womb??? where else would they go… Hina: He has a womb??? Bunny: both of them do MER HAVE DICK/OVIPOSITOR AND VULVA, AS WELL AS ALL OF THE INTERNAL MECHANICS THAT IMPLIES Hina: Where do they go do they just. Sit in there. Bunny: WHAT DO YOU MEAN SIT IN THERE DID YOU EXPECT THEM TO DO A LITTLE DANCE Hina: WHAT DO THE EGGS DO Like do they have to lay the eggs? Or are they just. Eggs for the sake of eggs and get dissolved like human eggs do? Bunny: are blanks (like unfertilized chicken eggs) just for sex purposes? hatch inside leading to live birth? get laid and THEN hatch? eat each other like shark pups??? lots of options Kai: THEY INCUBATE IN THE FATHER AND HATCH AND HE PUSHES THEM OUT HINA Hina: WAIT SO THEY HATCH INSIDE???? Bunny: there's plenty of real fish that do that, hina Dra: Yea the dads just pops the babies out Hina some fish give birth fun fact Hina: IM QUITE LITERALLY ALLERVIX TO EGGS I HAVE AN EGG ALLERGY Okay [Bunny] just explain the AU I'll Google it

Bunny: WHICH ONE Hina: CHILDHOOD FRIENDS MERMAIDS WITH A SIDE OF OVIPOSIFION YOU SAID SOMETHING ABOUT MARRIAGE Bunny: saiou are best friends as children. both of them are disliked by almost everyone and find a safe haven in each other, eventually promising to mate each other by age [idk] if no one else will. Shenanigans Proceed, they have a better pod and found family now but the joke promise remains,, kokichi brings it up when it's time as a funny haha because obviously shuuichi wouldn;t want HIM and shuuichi misinterprets and thinks kokichi is making fun of the concept of wanting HIM, cue third act breakdown and resolution. Me: Wtf Why would you add angst to it Bunny: that's not angst it's hurt/comfort they're fine being raised in a pod that hated them both led to some self esteem issues but they find love in each other and their new friends and family they have a mating run/chase through the seaweed and shuuichi wins, pinning kokichi down and filling him tf up. the end i like emotions in my egg porn what can i say im stealing from pregame hcs and saying baby shuuichi is just, WAY too into poison for everyone's comfort, to be supportive, kokichi keeps asking him to '''poison his enemies''' he will not

Me: How do they actually resolve the conflict and get together tho? Bunny: idk they have a conversation about it maybe one of them is packing to dramatically leave and the other one accidentally spills the beans on their pining we never decided if they actually have babies huh Hina: No that's why I was confused Is there a reason they need to mate Is it a for life thing? Bunny: generally i assume yeah? Hina: Okay so it's kinda just because? If they wanted theh could be unmarried? Bunny: i..guess?? hina it's porn Me: Ofc they have babies, if they didn't want babies then they should have yeeted the eggs

#danganronpa #ndrv3 #kokichi ouma #shuichi saihara #kokichi oma #saiouma #oumasai #made by me #writing prompt #writing inspiration #ovipositor

[hella1975]

cloy anon im back i did it i finished the last three episodes and i am BLIND with tears i cannot BELIEVE these fictional people are going to make me cry this much. it's not real why do i love them so much!!!!!! why did the last scene make me SOB. this show is a drug they should put warnings on it hsjsk

and the ending!! was not as bad as i thought it would be!!! but is still a bit hard to cope with!!! what do u mean they don't get to be together the WHOLE year!!!! anyway i've decided they try that for a bit and then like one year later they're both like fuck it we're moving permanently to that adorable lil chalet thing in switzerland and yoon se-ri moves her company hq there and ri jeong hyeok gets to play the piano professionally and actually that's canon <3 and the squad all get jobs in south korea and get to play video games whenever they want peace and love on planet earth <3333

(bc also like EXCUSE ME what abt when they inevtiably have kids. bc you cannot look me in the eyes and tell me those two are not asbsolutely DYING to start a family. look at their faces. have you ever seen two people more ready to procreate at tje drop of a hat. and u know what? they DESERVE that)

also there's no way ri jeong hyeok makes it past year four AT MOST without recognising his deep undying need to be a house husband and just moves his whole life to wherever she is. that man is so close to fistfighting inanimate furniture yoon se-ri accidentally bumps into. he's a simp and he's PROUD

hjskjsks. themf <3

CLOY ANON HI!!!! crash landing on you spoilers btw for anyone reading!

RIGHT LIKE WDYM THEY SEE EACH OTHER ONCE A YEAR AND THERE'S NO MENTION OF THE GANG????? I WISH I WAS DEAD. im obsessed with your hcs here anon though you truly get it. ri jeong hyeok needs nay DESERVES to be in his house husband era <3

#the 'break up the found family at the end of the show' trope is my sworn enemy if i saw it in the street id growl and bark at it #ask #cloy #cloy spoilers

[februaryberries]

the rest of my reaction to the rest of the episodes because i can’t be bothered to split them up

JIMS HOT CHOCOLATE JIMS MUG

she’s so cute im gonna cry

she’s so cute and they’re so like hdjshfjdbf

SHES SO SWEET

DONT HESITATE TO ASK ANY OTHER QUESTIONS YOU HAVE ABOUT LOVE INSPECTOR CONSTABLE

i feel so bad for nina :(

OH MY GOD HE JOURNALS

aziraphale fuckin writing in a journal kicking his legs like a teenage girl

aziraphale sweetie you’re so brainwashed

OH MY GOD HE MADE IT YELLOW

oooooo i love the bentley driving into the intro art that’s so cool

he’s so obsessed w the rain moment

im so obsessed w ziras diary it’s so funny

now zira that was petty and bad

zira NOOOOOO

oh poor zira he’s so sad

he’s so cute in his little detective costume

THE SKINNY LOWDOWN HES SO SOLLY

gimme the FACTS

well yeah mason hmmmm

im so worried about this girl i feel like this is going to end badly

they’re gonna die

i knew something would go wrong

rip those guys

NO SHE DIED??????? FUCK

he’s insane crowley insane

HES SO TINY

im small arent i

GIANR ROWLEY?????

where are you

GRINDR LMAO

the awning moment

ooooof

VERY CLOSED LOL

it’s always too late :((((

PH MY GOD IS HE IN THE HITCHHIKER

who is she

YOU DONT SEEM HIS TYPE ????? IM SORRY!?????

WHAT HAT WHAT I HEARD YOU AND CROWLEY WERE AN ITEM IM FUCKING SCREAMING

furfur WHO

OH MY GOS OH MY GOD OH MY GOD ITS LIKE I HOPED BUT I COULDNT LET MYSELF BELIEVE THEYD ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING SJFJSJCJJSKSZKJDJ OKAY WAIT OKAY IM NOT POSTING THIS UNTIL I FINISH IT NOW IN CASE IM WRONG LOL

Im sorry is it literally raining hearts when zira and crowley are sitting on the roof in the intro are u kidding me

NO WAY NO WAY NO WAY NO WAY NOT US GETTING 1941 RIGHT AFTER THEY YOURE AN ITEM COMMENT ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME RN IM GONNA THROW UP

the music

who tf is that guy in the church how is he awake alive whatever

is he flirting is that flirting

oh thank you crowley is there anything i can do for you in return *bats eyelashes* LMAO

ooooo

SISSY TYPE

EW THAT TONGUE WAS SO UNNECESSARY

oh no not magic he’s so silly

nice exactly what nazis deserve

ZOMBIES????

no this poor old man also how did he not see them LMAO

That’s what …… f r i e n d s are for LMAOOOO

CROWLEYS OLD MAN IMPRESSION IS SO FUNNY

he’s so supportive look ziras so happy

SOMEONE YOU REALLY TRUST OH MY GOD

ZIRAS SO EXCITED AW oh rip the magic shop guy

im so scared for aziraphale oh god i don’t know if i can watch

he’s so baby

THE BEES KNEES

JIGGERY POKERY

OH NO MIRACLES BLOCKED OH FUCK

oh no

evidence envelope LMAO

im so nervous but i know it’s going to work H

he’s so whimsy

OH HE DID A MAGIC TRICK W THE PHOTO DIDNT HE

BRILLIANT AZIRAPHALE IF U DID WHAT I THINK U DID

Lmao get fucked nazis

YES ZIRA I KNEW IT

oh my god im gonna throw up

they’re so sweet

SHADES OF GREY

im so

CROWLEYS PET????

TJE BULLET HOLE STUCKERS THRE STICKERS

oh no are the demons gonna crash his night

HES GIVING AWAY BOOKS

NO WAY DAVID PUTTING ON THE FEZ I SEE YOU AS HE ALSO MENTIONED THE DR WHO BOOK ARE U KIDDING I FUCKIN SEE YOU

THE FEZ LMAOO

HER ARMOR LMAOOOO

this is so awkward lmao

OH FOFO FURFUR WHATEVER HIS MAME IS

Zira please stop speaking french

YOUVE BEEN TOGETHER LONG IM KILLING MTSELF IM THROWING UP

HES NOT MY BIT ON THE SIDE

other peoples love lives always seem more straightforward than our own AND HE WALKS AWAY HE DIDNT KNOW IM HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WAHHHH

Im losing my mind oh god the season finale is after this episode im going to throw up

WHAT IS THIS

SMITTEN IM SORRY ???

this isn’t going to end well

okay but the way they do the texts from Lindsey is so cool

my only friend

OH NO HES SO SAD

CROWLEY WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

oh thank god

crowley OH ITS IN THE MATCHBOX

DO YOU WANT A HOT CHOCOLATE CROWLEY AWEWW IM GONNA DIE

Oh sweet girl

nobody would believe you anyway :( WAIT AND SEE LMAO

So beautiful

OH NO MAGGIE

A SEASMSTRESS

ZIRA U CANT FORCE PPL TO FEEL THINGS

he’s so worried :((( crowley

HES ASKING HIM TO DANCE ??????? IM SORRY ARE THEY GOING TO DANCE

jim :((( a

THE FUR COAT LMAO

TOSTE

oh rip the annoying guy LOL

i won’t leave you on your own maggie :(

BUT RESCUING ME MAKES HIM SO HAPPY????????? IM SORRY EXCUSE ME WHAT

YOU SAID BLAH BLAH BLAH

WHY IS CROWLEY GOING TO HEAVE THOUGH

LAST EPISODE IM GOING TO DIE

his little prance

MAGGIE NO

man that one demon can’t catch a break

HIS LITTLE HAPPY WALK LOL

crowleys emotional support angel

CROWLEY YOUR MEMORY

are gabriel and beelzebub going on dates these look like dates LMAO

SHE GAVE HIM THE FLY ????

WAIT ACTUALLY I DIDNT THINK I WAS RIGHT OH MY GOD

HES SUGGESTING ALPHA CENTURI FOR THEM AND ITS LIKE BUT THATS WHERE HE WAS GOING TO TAKE AZIRAPHALE

it’s a crime that gabriel and beelzebub are getting together before crowley and zira THEY DID IT FIRST

us time

he’s tidying up the shop :(((( and waiting for zira

im gonna throw up im gonna throw up oh no what is azira going to say what did matatrom say oh no

NO CROWLEY WAS ABOUT TO CONFESS IM GONNA THROW UP

oh no but he doesn’t want oh no

oh zira sweetie

NO IM GONNA THROW UP IM GONNA CRY

NO IM NO

im NO

THIS ISNT WHAT I MEANT WHEN I SAID MAKE THEM KISS WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WTH YOU THIS ISNT WGAT I MEANT THIS ISNT WHAT I MEANT IM GONNA THROW UP WHAT DO TOU MEAN IM GONNA FUCKINGDYE IM SOBBING ZIRA NOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOO ZIRA WHAT HAVE YOU DONE ZIRA NOOOOOOOOO

WHAT THE FUCK THIS ISNT WHAT I MEANT

how am i ever ever ever ever supposed to recover from this the way they both wanted the other to come with them but zira is too brainwashed by heaven still and it’s heart breaking and the way crowley kisses him because he thinks he’s never gonna have the chance now the NO NIGHTINGALE GALES we could have ben US zira being so heartbroken by the kiss I FORGIVE YOU don’t bother what if i eat my entire laptop right now

The way he tenderly touches his lips afterwards is Gut Wrenching and then he’s about to say he thinks he’s made a mistake and then you see him pack those feelings away in a box and shove them deep down and what if i died right now

#good omens spoilers #good omens 2 spoilers #im #neil gaiman #took me out back and shot me with that last scene #im so #HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO RECOVER IM SORRY #tw suicide joke #i say im gonna kms a lot but i mean it in a good way if that makes sense #yk how it is being deranged about media

[badluvkii]

words honestly can’t describe how much i love the saw x movie , i never thought a movie could top saw iii bc it was very personal to me because i’ve experienced a lot of grief and a lot i lost to ,, cancer, . i liked saw iii bc it showed how grief can affect people and how it’s not so easy to forgive . saw x hit personally to me , even harder than saw iii and i was holding back tears most of the scenes revolves around cancer . i didn’t cry bc i didn’t want the cinema to thibk i was a pussy and was crying bc the traps were scary tho . it really hit home and i think [saw spoilers now] the “doctors” were horrible humans and deserved everything that came to them . all my life the cure for cancer is the main thing i’ve always wanted to happen and the fact they faked it for money was absolutely appalling , cancer is the worst thing ever and it really highlighted how important it is to cure it . the motives were extremely important messages and i love that it was sharing them

now time to talk ab cinematography , the traps were really creative and were , in my opinion , the goryest traps we’ve seen so far in saw , saw 3d was just stupid so it doesn’t count . i’ve never visibly cringed so much in a saw movie than now but also a lot of the traps involve things that i am afraid of , eyes , brain , throat , eyes agian , i HATE eyes and if i feel my eyes too long in my skull i get uncomfortable so i literally had to look away when the eyes were getting sucked out of the man’s skull , i’ve never looked away in a saw movie before other than the venus flytrap from saw ii which also involved eyes , basically other than hospitals and cancer , eyes are my worst fear they creep me out . i was so afraid of brains as a kid i couldn’t even hear the word brain without feeling sick and begging them to stop saying it so tje brain trap made me uncomfortable but not enough to look away still ahah . bone marrow trap was hard but i was more worried ab the throat cutting/beheading bc i hare the idea of anything on the throat . arm bombs was surprisingly bad as well but that’s probably bc of trauma i don’t like wrist cutting now . i hate the eye vacuum trap . blood water boarding was not the worst im glad both john and the little boy survived , gas house was ok but i loved the plot that came with it . i hate the eye vacuum trap

i was trying to figure out if i loved gabriella or hated her . sure she was involved in the scam but she was in a bad living condition and would do anything for money i feel like she was tied up in guilt and sorrow during the job because she was depressed when meeting john , she was genuinely kind i feel like she had to do what she had to , she never scammed him , just gave him a place to live , i think this is reflected in her trap and the way kramer and amanda treat her , her trap was the easiest of the main cast’s traps meaning kramer probably did it to let her live , amanda adored her and saw herself in her she was rooting for gabriella to live , she was bad fot being involved but i feel like she did it bc it was her only choice to live . radiation trap was brutal but i knew she could do it it’s a shame the woman snapped her neck bc she deserved to live after she went through the test , you could see how destraught amanda was , amanda is my favorite saw character and seeing her hurt hurt me. i hate the eye vacuum trap .

this really redeemed the series after shit shows like saw 3d and jigsaw everyone got what they deserved bar gabriella , end credit scene was fucking great and i loved hoffmans line bc it was funny to me . all of tje characters were really fleshed out and there were multiple plot twists but not enough to make wverone confused , as well as this it would be understandable for people who aren’t fans of the whole franchise like me . the movie fit so well between saw ii and saw iii and seeing amanda again was so great for me because i LOVE amanda i got so excited when i saw her again , it really let amanda shine and i love that for her . it made me really upset bc the hospital scenes i can’t watch because of flashbacks so i had to look away when i could see oxygen masks and other material and the cancer scenes were extremely hard , for example it took me way longer to watch breaking bad than i wanted bc of those themes so it’s really hard for me to watch , i was reluctant to watch saw x bc i found out how much of the themes are in the movie but i’m so glad i watched it because it really was the best one it beat the personalness and story of saw iii . by the way angel of death trap is still my fav i think it’s so beautiful

i hate the eye vacuum trap

i hate the eye vacuum trap

venus flytrap and eye vacuum remain the hardest traps for me to watch bc i hare eyes , venus flytrap was hard bc the key was behind the eye but the actual venus flytrap wasn’t hard to watch . the eye vacuum trap was horrendous i had to look away words can’t describe how much i hate that trap , this movie had the most gorey traps by far

i hate eye vacuum trap

speaking of eye vacuum trap , i knew that doctor would be the one in it from tje clues i got from the trailer , fingers and eyes , it kept zooming onto his eyes and the fingers of the man he was looking after , his fingers and the stealing when i saw it keep panning to his eyes and fingers i was thinking fuck this get me out of here i hate this but i persisted HOW DO YOU PUT THE WOSRT ONE TO WATCH AT YHE STARY

i hate the eye vacuum trap

saw x is my favorite saw movie by miles

in my opinión

saw x

//*** MASSIVE WALL***\\

saw iii

//OTHER WALL//

saw vi

saw v

every one else

jigsaw

saw ii

[domsaysstuff]

DOM, MY FAVE!

43, 53 and 11 💖

AHDRI MY LOVE 💕

you are my fave too 🥺🥺

43. Do you take a sadistic joy in whumping your characters, or are you more the "If you hurt them I would kill everyone and then myself" kind of person?

Okay so I know I don't show this a lot in my work now, but I do occasionally need to put a character in a situation™, like I'm sorry bby but you need to suffer BUT I always kiss it better with the comfort

Right now I don't do that as much but when I was younger and used writing as sort of a ground to dump all my negative emotions on Dean Winchester got put in situations™

But like I've gotten less angstier so now I'm more mellow and I stick rather a lot to the feelings of bittersweet or just fluff in my stuff at least I did, i have some things planned for my fics tho so *shrugs*

53.How do you spend your time when it comes to fanfiction? Are you primarily a fic reader, writer, or a perfect 50/50 split of both?

Ohhh, so I'm definitely more of a fanfic reader than writer

I love writing, I do, but I get demotivated really quickly if I don't have some force pushing me through and I rather just get like BIG URGE to write and then I do it, also I'm a slow writer (in a way that I don't write anything for a month and then suddenly I write 6k words in the span of 24 hours)

And reading fic is just easier, since I've always been an eager reader and I love fanfics and i'm going to be honest it's rare I don't read at least one fic a day (it can be a 2k one shot but still)

So I'm more of reader than I writer

11. Link your three favorite fics right now

Blooming Oleander by @wiccawrites

Gosh, this is so fucking good, like I love this fic so much. I love how they write omega!kinn, the subversion of the usual omega!porsche alpha!kinn is so well done here, because although Kinn is an omega his personality is still well matched with the show and I've been along for the updates this fic for like so long, particularly since idk the fourth chapter?? And every update is a blessing, I absolutely fucking love the way the main relationship is handled - it's the perfect blend of banter and tenderness and horny, fuck it all relationships are potrayed so well - like Kinn - Chay interactions give me life, and just everything abt this is so good, the political plot is so well done just *chief kiss* and the worldbuilding is so good, ahhh this fic makes me want to just squeal in joy

Fake love and Hennessey by @yeetlegay

I LOVE THIS FIC, gosh the way Yeetle writes Kinn just makes something right in this universe, like I don't know it's just right

Also so much smut and the way, the smut fleshes out the characters and ahh I'm enjoying the little plot tingles too and also it's so well written?? I adore the writing style, it makes me want to write more myself

I reread this fic atleast five times and every time was a fucking treasure, it's funny, it's horny, it's soft, it's just *bites the fic, bites the fic, bites the fic, bites the fic, bite-*

Blue Blood by @ahdriking

Ahdri you know you must be here, like if you wanted a compliment you could have just msg me on discord babe ;)

I adore Ahdri's way of writing, she writes smut and violence in such a interesting, unique and captivating way that just makes me want to scream

Like I know I come into her inbox a lot about blue blood to scream but honestly everytime I wish I could be one of those people who eloquently comments about tje parts of the chapter that they like in like a hinged way that sings praises of the text because Ahdri deserves long, coherent comments full of praises

But all I can do is incoherently scream in her inbox and hope it's enough

Like this fic is so good, it's fucked up, it's convoluted, it's smutty, it's witty, it takes the characters and says "hey what if i just... *fucks them up a little more*" while also still staying somehow true to their canon characters, just darker and ahh, ahhh,ahh

The smut is just so good but also the plot, it has the most detestable villain but hating him is kind of fun?? Also the fights are so well written, like it's almost like you get the adrenaline rush yourself

So safe to say it's very fucking good

Thank you so much for this ask babe, i hope you have a fantastic day/night 💞💓

Come ask me questions!!

#i'm sorry about anwsering this so late #i anwsered this as soon as it hit my inbox and i was ready to post it and then tumblr fuxked me over and closed and when i opened it #everything i wrote was gone #safe to say i was very frustrated lmao #but anyway thank you so much again for the ask i love you a lot babes 💞 #writer asks #writing #ask game #domanwsersstuff #kinnporsche fic rec

[the-furies]

Gamers I would like to see: any strangers thing for the blorbo sheet 😏

OHHHHOHOHOHOHOHO BOY OK OK OK LET'S GO LET'S GO

UNDER TJE CUT BC THIS WILL BE LONG PROBS. BC HYPERFIXATION SHOWGJJGKDMFMGGM

STARTING OFF: THE BASTARD. BILLY

I went into this show like "Oh he's a jackass. I hope he dies I hope we all dies <3" Then system shit happened Uhhhhh anyways I'd kill for him. @ Fandom please be normal abt him he was a whole-ass kid who had like The Most God Awful Abusive Racist "Dad" (aka Neil) Ever. Okay? Okay. ok <3

ANYWAYS ABOUT THE MURDER: HE WAS POSSESSED. NOT HIS FAULT THAT AN OTHERWORLDLY BEING DECIDED TO USE HIM AS A PUPPET FOR CRIMES! HFNSKDMFMDKSJD

I think it's fucked up and evil that he's canonically dead but he isn't 2 us (both system reasons & both Fuck Canon reasons) fjdkdfn

Also before u ask what The Realization™ is: it is up 4 u 2 decide. hav fun

edit just realize the ficking. the boxes aren't transparent..................... fuckign. hell on earth IDC im jot fixing it these took like am hour to do. whatever MOVING ON!

NEXT UP: EDDIE

pov ur just a dude who likes loud music and tabletop games and ur entire town decides that u need 2 die bc of The Horrors (read: supernatural bullshit). SAD!! Like it is Literally not his fault Chrissy got Vecna'd. ok? ok. </3

ANYWAYS I THINK HE SHOULD KILL PEOPLE! I think he should kill people. Ignore how I think all my faves should kill people HE DESERVES TO KILL SOMEONE! Fucked up demon bats don't count!! fjskxmKfjcjjaksjc

ignoring system shit btw but he truly is just like our singletsona for real. Hyperfixates on Games?? Check. Is obviously very much ADHD & autistic???? Check. etc. etc. I can go onJGJDKSKFmfmd

omg it's S🅱️eve Sepsis (/inside joke??) omg <3.

SO IN S1 HE REALLY FUCKING SUCKED. LIKE...... HE WAS BAD. LIKE. USED SLURS AND WAS JUST GENERALLY A HUGE ASSHOLE.

bUT Uhhhhh he Got Better (read: accidentally became an adoptive parent to like 6? 7????? children,) and also other things (such as Experiencing The Horrors, Acquiring Brain Damage, Becoming Besties With Gay People) Anyways he's normal as of like s3 and onward. we don't talk abt s2 bc it is boring (also bc we don't remember itFJFJDKDKF)

He Has Killed Many Monsters but afaik he has yet to kill A Human Person. I may be wrong tho but i don't remember..,,,, cjakdkfk

OK NOW THEIR KINDA ADJACENT CHILDREN/SIBLINGS OF SORTS LET'S GO

FIRST CHILD: MAX

As a child I too was also very tomboyish and loved music and was a social outcast </3. I care her a lot. One of the coolest kids fr NFNDMZNF

I do Not like how the show's handled her character-wise and On God If She Doesn't Fucking Wake Up In S5 I Will Riot. Also she needs to kill Neil too (DID YOU KNOW THAT WE COLLECTIVELY HATE THAT MOTHERFUCKER. FJDJSJSJAJAKDKFMFMDSKFKF)

for clarification on the murder™: in s2 Billy almost killed Steve (and,,, according to the fandom Lucas too but *mildpanic* I'M NOT. GOING TO OPEN THAT CAN OF WORMS IN THIS POST) so naturally Max tranquilized him and then threatened to bash his face in with a nail bat. WHICH! WAS DESERVED YES! BUT. Y'KNOW WHAT THIS IS A RAMBLE FOR A DIFFERENT POST LET'S LEAVE JT AT THATJFJKDKFGK

ANYWAYS GIVE THIS KID THERAPY GODDAMN!!

ok this one is vaguely system influenced bc our Eddie adopted our El so. There's that HFNSKF.

She's literally a walking mass murder weapon (AND YES SHE'S KILLED PEOPLE. MULTIPLE TIMES. THAT'S KIND OF HER THING) and she has Fucked Up Psychic Powers. She was stuck in a lab until she was middle school aged and life has been pain for her almost ever since.

I want 2 see her v happy and just being a kid but also if the show ends at s5 then I need 2 see her just fucking Eviscerate Papa without hesitation. Fuck that guy I hope he burns in hell.

.... omg her backstory is so edgy actually it's so funny. Anyways whatever she's cool actually NFNSSKF

IT'S HIM!! DUSTIN!!! GET A LOAD OF THIS KID!!!!!! ONE OF THE KIDS OF ALL TIME!!!!! i see him and I'm like I Will Commit Violence For U. GNNFMDF

He is literally just A Kid. But also he's p much Steve's adopted brother by s2 (i think. maybe it was by s3 i DoNT REMEMBER JGJDKG) they're like besties ur honour!

He Is One Of The Braincell Holders™ I Think. definitely btwn him and Steve that's for sureGJDJSKKFGK

here's 2 hoping s5 also treats him well too (ALONG W STEVE. AND MAX. AND EL.,,, and eddie actually i refuse to believe that [DATA EXPUNGED]. ok.) if anything happens to him, well! Y'know! 🔪!!!!

#ask #long post #THANK U WEAST THIS TOOK LIKE 2 HOURS 2 COMPOSE I THINK. FJNDKAMDCMCNNJSNDJF #//readies The Empty Wrapping Paper Tube// don't come @ us for our opinions on billy don't come @ us for it etc. etc. or so help me god #<== again. thoughts 4 a different post. but jsut. Please. Æ. fjsjsjjckxjsjdjc

[adam-memeleri]

Okay, so. Here’s the thing. I hit two milestones in the past... some measurement of time and that’s big to me, so I want to celebrate it.

I know this isn’t important, and I’m very likely to be the only one that cares, but I do care so you’re going to have to hear about it.

The first is that I hit 100 followers on this blog. Which is insane because I don’t do anything. But I’m seriously grateful for all the support I’ve received on here and all the friends I’ve made and all the wonderful things I’ve been able to experience.

It’s also kinda wild cuz this blog specifically has only been around since... May? I think that’s when I split off? But regardless, over 100 people are interested in this blog, and subsequently interested in me. That’s fucking wild man

And, the one that’s throwing my head for a loop the most, is that, on 2 August, I had officially been writing for one year. I went from a very bad villa fic that is no longer available because it’s that bad, to 217.898 words on Ao3, excluding the thousands I still need to transfer over from tumblr. That’s fucking wild.

I went from having no idea what I was doing in one fandom, to having no idea what I’m doing in half a dozen fandoms, and with two IFs. @sinkorswimvn & @whenthestarsalign-if ima plug. That’s fucking wild.

I went from knowing no one, and feeling out of place on the subreddit, to friends and mutuals and so many people I adore with my whole heart. In the span of a year. That’s fucking wild.

This past year, half a year, month, week, day, hour - everything - has legitimately been so brilliant, and so much better than I thought it could’ve been. And I genuinely owe so much of it to having a place to go to be dumb and make bad jokes, and somewhere to try and care without fear, and somewhere to laugh and have fun with some amazing people.

Thank you to everyone that’s lent a little light into my life this past year, whether you see this or not. Thank you to everyone for being kind and supportive and funny and cool and amazing. Thank you to everyone for being welcoming and laughing with me, even when I’m sending you cursed frogs in your inbox. Thank you to everyone for simply being here with me, it means more than I could ever possibly say.

Genuinely, from the bottom of my heart, thank you.

#im being sappy so look away akdjsk #i wanted to have a fic of some kind done then all of a sudden the day had passed #really dropped the ball on that one lmao #can it kc #im still just so mindblow #like tje fuck did i do to deserve this #and to like #be happy #wack

[alice-in-wonderart]

I really like your writing and i was hoping you could do what you did with lxc jgy and nhs and i was wondering if you could do that with the juniors thx

OHMYGOSH, so many people are requesting UWU. ❤️ When I said the Juniors get the most love around here, I wasn't joking! (which of course is great, our lovely boys deserve the love) A day after making a post about having 3 similar asks, appeared a wild 4th one, so here we are, killing 4 birds with one stone! From what I recall, the boys are 16 (legal in my country) but for the sake of being politically accurate and tastefully uncreepy, I'll still age them up ~ This was quite difficult to write, since I'd never even so much as considered writing anything remotely un-soft for the boys, but I hope you ike it anyways. Somehow the softest hcs turned out to be for XXC too 🤣

Enjoy the spice, my lovelies! ❤️

P.S. Thank you all for being so kind, you guys make writing a true pleasure ✌️

P.P.S I know it took me forever to write this! i want to apologise for that, since university started, writing has become a luxury and quite frankly, writing nsfw for the juniors was nearly impossible to do 😵 Await more content in the *hopefully* near future.

Jin Ling

My gosh, getting him to undress would be difficult. For real, even after a thousand years of being in a relationship with you, he'd still be embarrassed when it comes to physical touch of any sort. Not to say he wouldn't want it, he just has to go through a semi-tsundere mini meltdown first. But worry not, it would only take him a minute to get over it.

Jin Ling? More like Jin Long. (I'm sorry) He may not be the girthiest of them all, but let me tell you - he takes great pride in his length.

He may act tough and macho, but underneath all that hot-headedness is somebody, who absolutely loves being coddled. More often than not, he'd let you take over the reigns, but believe me he won't go down without a fight. He is the absolute dictionary definition of a bratty bottom. In fact he the brattiest bottom. You want him to undress? Undress him yourself if you're so eager. But in reality, he'd be ready to indulge you in absolutely everything you wish.

Jin Ling is a sucker for praise. Tell him how good he is, praise him and he'll become putty in your hands. There's nothing he loves more than hearing you moan his name out in utter bliss. Knowing he's the one who brings you so much pleasure really strokes his ego, so to say.With Jin Ling, gentle gestures and kind words can get you very far.

He gets surprisingly dominant and demanding when jealous. The one sure way to get him to pound you into the mattress is making him jealous. It really only takes a random unsuspecting boy to chat you up the wrong way and you'd be in for the dicking of a lifetime. (as an aftermath, following a metric ton of complaining and passive agressive anger) He would absolutely mark up your skin as well - a precaution.

Sometimes, he might MIGHT get jealous of the other Juniors. Maybe you'd spent more time with them, or payed them more attention. Sometimes he'd be at work and miss out. Then, you'd have to remind him, that no matter what, only he gets to see you sprawled on his bed, his name on your lips, and tje sweet smell of sex in the air.

Speaking of work, you would be his best stress relief. After a long day of boring sect business, returning home and getting to ravish you would be his ideal evening, although he would never admit it. During those moments, where exhaustion would get the best of both of you, yet sleep would not come, passionate night of lovemaking would be the remedy for all your problems. And with those burning emotions in his heart, such nights would be the most memorable.

Lan Sizhui

You'd think Lan Sizhui would be the purest, most innocent of the Juniors, and you wouldn't be wrong, but at the same time you wouldn't be right either. Overtime, he'd transform from this sweet, gentle lover, who always makes sure you finish first, to this super experimental, utterly intoxicating beaST, who still makes sure you finish first. The more he gets accustomed to your body, the more confident and daring he'd become.

He's been pretty touch-starved for most of his life, so getting intimate with you would take some readjustment from him. Every single touch would excite him, every gentle moan would make his heart melt. And this sensitivity of his would, in turn, seek intimacy even more. He'd want nothing more than to hold you close and make you shiver in delight, to hear his name escape your lips and have you all to himself.

He'd be absolutely willing to experiment. Anything you'd want to try, he'd love to try with you. Here is a good time to say, he's also a pretty versatile switch. Whether you'd want to set your own pace and ride him to oblivion, or let him tie you up and make you see stars all depends on your mood. He loves it all and is a natural in both.

In fact, having you tied up with his ribbon (seems it runs in the family) is one of his favourite sights. To him it is so beautiful and delicate, yet at the same time it's his way of being possessive, of showing the world that you are his lover, that you belong to each other.

This boy has STAMINA. We all know the Lans are a force to be reckoned with, that underneath that sophisticated demeanor, polite gestures and snow white robes there is pure strength, acquired over years of training. That strength allows Sizhui to last for ROUNDS. If you're lucky enough (and away from Gusu) he could go nearly all night long with little effort.

One thing you found out completely by accident was his love for bitemarks..on himself. As long as he could hide them with ease, the moment he feels teeth on his skin, it's game over. And he wouldn't verbally admit it, but the sounds he'd make and how he'd move to give you more access to his skin is a perfect enough sign.

He isn't too rough per se and would much prefer lovemaking over straight up fucking, so quickies aren't all that common. He wants to take his time with you and explore your body. He'd nearly always rather wait until the bed at home is an option.

In general, sex with a Lan is like sex with an elf - beautiful, breathtaking, memorable. Lan Sizhui is no exception, though he'd go to great lengths for you. After all, there's nothing better than seeing you fucked out, drowning in pleasure.

Lan Jingyi

This boy, my gosh, this boy. Out of all the Juniors, this boy is the most dominant one. And when I say dominant, I mean he is the only one, who comes with all the jazz - bondage, teasing, roleplay, you name it - he'll do it. He is lowkey the kinkiest, who'll do nearly anything just to get you off. And honestly, he takes great pride in that.

His sex drive is that of a goddamn rabbit. There is rarely a moment he wouldn't want to be buried between your legs. His motto is "the more the wetter better". For that reason, being away from you for long is his worst nightmare. Not being able to hold you? To kiss you? To make love to you? Blasphemous. So, the moment you two see each other, after some time of being away, he'd be all over you. Of course, sex is far from being the only thing on his mind, but it it's a giant plus, which he wouldn't want to miss.

Lan Jingyi is a sucker for legs, no matter what length, especially thighs. He loves feeling you wrap your legs around him, or squeeze his head between your thighs. He is a firm believer, that this is the best way to go. Nine times out of ten, whenever you two are making out, his hands would be all over your legs. He just can't help himself.

Out of all the juniors, since he is the most experimental, so with some coaxing he might agree to a threesome. Of course, that would be much later in your relationship, when your mutual trust is hard as a rock. (and not only that) Though, he'd want to pick the 3rd person involved! (most likely Sizhui)

He would absolutely introduce food in bed. Actually, that would happen completely accidentally. It would all start with a handful of loquats, which you'd bring to him while away on a trip together. You'd feed each other the lush fruits between heated kisses, enjoying each other's company and he'd realize, that he could combine 2 of his favourite things - you and food. From that moment on, he'd try out all kinds of food - from sweet to salty, deserts, fruits and everything in between.

He would absolutely want to get you off somewhere in Gusu. The very idea of doing something so dirty and profane at a place with so many strict rules would turn him on to no end. And the thrill of potentially getting caught would be like a catalyst to him. The library pavillion? The cold springs? Just let it be in Gusu. His own chambers just aren't satisfying enough, they aren't risky enough.

He would quickly get addicted to you and your body, and when that happens - there is just no going back. Though I doubt you'd want to.

Ouyang Zizhen

Ouyang Zizhen is quite the catch through and through. There is nobody quite as cheeky as this man right here. As the proud, versatile, daredevil-esque boy that he is, he would love to tease the everloving god out of you in every single way possible. But the moment you tease him back, he'd be in shambles. He would totally sneak inappropriate touches whenever in public, but run a hand up his leg under the table while having dinner, or perhaps a friendly get-together, and suddenly his cheeks would go beet red and he'd go through a mini existential crisis.

Your long, heated nights together would become his reckoning. He'd never truly admit it, but goddamn, he'd become so addicted, to the feeling, the excitement. Especially when it comes to having sex in public.

Speaking of, while he wouldn't openly talk about your adventures in bed, he'd absolutely drop little hints about it in piblic, whenever you're freshly fucked and easy to tease. Intentionally letting himself look more disheveled than usual, pointing out any "little marks" showing on your skin and of course - that knowing smirk of his. And believe me, he fully expects payback.

The other member who might, MIGHT agree to a threesome would be Ouyang Zizhen. He is a curious man, who would like to try anything you have to offer, though jealousy could be a side effect. He'd want to have a say in who'd be the 3rd person. And while having two women succumb to his every beg and call is a very well-hidden desire of his, at this point he is so invested and in love with you, that such thoughts are out of the question.

The one thing that gets him riled up in bed is wax play. What started as "lighting a candle to set the mood right" ended up being one of the most passionate, lust-ridden, nights of his life. He loves how wax drips down on your skin, peeling off of your every curve. He'd get different kinds of candles, with all kinds of fancy textures amd smells, just to watch the expensive wax drip all over you.

Teasing is his go-to. He is a master of teasing. And his specialty is edging. He could prolong your orgasm, get you to practically beg for release, all while he's hard as a rock and still keep edging you. And his mouth is his secret weapon.

He'd learn how to play your body like a violin, all to leave you begging for more. He could go on for hours. And he would. Because of that, the orgasms would be godly. And he takes great pride in that as well.

Xiao Xingchen

This man is the dictionary definition of soft. His kisses are sweet, his touches are caring and his sex is phenomenally passionate. Intimacy is important to him, since he hasn't had the chance and desire to reveal himself before many people. (except you, that is.) No, he isn't just a soft lover. He is THE soft lover.

He is the king of love-making. To him, your pleasure comes first and there is nothing he loves more, than to hold you close and feel your body on his.

He generally prefers to bottom and leave the reigns in your hands, so he could just hold you close and enjoy your body to its fullest, but occasionally he'd absolutely be down to switch it up and spend hours loving you deep into the night. (his words, not mine) Knowing you are there, on top of him, riding him into oblivion, he'd almost wish he could see you. But then, he'd run his hands down your body, hear your angelic voice and immediately lose his mind into pleasure once more.

Lovemaking is his absolute specialty and gentle passion is HIGHKEY his forté. Each sweet touch of his, every choked breath, every heated kiss is so full of love and desire, you could drown in it. He wears his heart on his sleeve and whenever you end up tangled in the sheets, he pours all of his emotions into bringing you ecstasy.

He is extremely touchy, since that is his way of seeing you. He loves to just glide his hands over your smooth skin, exploring every curve, enjoying the warmth of your body against his. His fingers are long and nimble, so he uses them to his advantage. And somehow, every time he touches you, he finds something new to love about you. Because of that, being tied up is a little specific with him. He would let you do it, but only occasionally, since that would leave him completely at your mercy WITHOUT being able to feel you.

He is absolutely a fan of boobs. Big, small, size has never mattered. He loves the warmth, the softness and the fact, that whenever he lays his head on your chest, he can hear your heartbeat.

Whisper in his ear amd he's a second away from breaking. Moan his name and he's a goner. His ears are pretty sensitive, so hearing your voice and feeling your breath would turn him rock hard in record time. Call it a voice kink, call it obsession, whatever it is, it's the surest way to make him nearly beg for your touch.

Xiao Xingxhen is a gentle, yet madly passionate lover, who is ready to give you the stars. And once you get undressed for the first time, he'd find himself so utterly in love with you, he'd get nearly obsessed. And while extremities are not his thing, it wouldn't be uncommon for him to gently lead you away to your shared bed, whenever out on a stroll, just to undress you and kiss your breath away.

Thank you for reading~

#mo dao su zhi #mo dao zu shi #grandmaster of demonic arts #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mdzs fanfiction #the untamed #mdzs #the juniors #lan juniors #mdzs juniors #junior squad #lan sizhui x reader #mdzs lan sizhui #lan sizhui #lan jingyi #jin ling #jin rulan #mdzs jin ling #Mdzs lan jingyi #ouyang zizhen #Mdzs ouyang zizhen #xiao xicheng #xiao xingchen x reader #xiao xingchen #mdzs xiao xingchen #the untamed lan sizhui #the untamed x reader #the untamed juniors #The untamed xiao xingxhen #daozhang

[ohsugar-honey-iced-tea]

Swing with me

This one is written especially for @domakir! I hope everyone will like it :D

Ps: this is Domakir's OC, not my own.

Tags: @kulaykape @thedaft1 @kwekwek @astrangeandunusualgirl @domakir @dopeyouth @barnibumblr @fundamentalromantic @loyalshrimp @kwaj115

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*ina was sitting on the desk with het laptop in front of her. She wasn't a professor anymore, but sometimes she did guest lectures*

*as ina was discussing some things, alicia walked in, wearing nothing but Ina's favorite shirt and underwear*

"Hi, cielo"

*ina waved at her, motioning to be quiet*

'Is your camera on?'

*alicia mouthed this to her and ina shook her head no*

'Only the microphone'

*alicia smiled, a devilish plan starting to form in her head*

*alicia walked towards ina, getting a confused look of her*

"What are you doing?"

*alicia had a mischievious look in her eyes*

"You'll see..."

*meanwhile, Ina got asked a question*

"Dr. Kingsley? What do you think?"

*as Ina was about to answer, Alicia went to sit on her lap and started to move her hips on her leg*

"I... erm..."

*alicia moaned softly so only Ina could hear*

"I think that, uhm, the answer to that is on page 176"

*ina felt alicia ride her leg harder, her leg getting warmer betraying how horny alicia was*

"...Dr. Kingsley? Are you alright?"

*alicia moaned and started to kiss and bite her neck*

"Answer the question, professor..."

*ina cleared her throat*

"Yes, everything is perfectly fine"

*alicia saw ina's neck turning red, revealing she was starting to get horny too*

*alicia decided to add a little more, and unbuttoned ina's jeans, caressing her clit as she continued to ride her leg*

"I-in fact... I think our time together just ran out"

"But dr. Kingsley, we still have 10 minutes left?"

*alicia put a little more pressure on ina's clit, making it hard for Ina not to moan*

"Consider this time to w-work on your papers"

"Okay, dr. Kingsley, until next time"

*ina logged off and let out a long moan*

"F-fuck..."

*alicia smiled devilishly*

"Everything alright- nngh... professor?"

*ina's eyes flashed, her eyes darker then usual*

*she picked alicia up and lead them to the bedroom, alicia wrapping her legs around her waist*

*ina threw alicia on the floor*

"Don't move."

"Oh I won't, ma'am"

*ina went to grab something from the closet, and alicia immediately recognised what she was grabbing. It was their sex swing*

"Oh..."

*ina smiled*

"You didn't think you could tease me like that and not get punished for it, did you?"

"N-no..."

*ina put the swing on the ceiling on it's special parentheses*

*after making sure the swing was all set, she turned back to alicia*

"Get naked. Now"

*alicia obeyed, and soon stood before Ina naked*

"Now what, professor?"

*ina said nothing, instead she picked alicia up and settled her in the swing*

*after a few moments, alicia was in the swing, her hands tied up and her legs spread out for Ina*

"Look at you..."

*ina walked to alicia and let her hand wonder over her core, just above where she needs her*

"Ina..."

*ina slapped alicia's pussy*

"Ah..!"

"Are you gonna be good and gonna do as I say?"

*alicia looked at her and nodded*

"Good girl..."

*ina started to undress herself in a slow and sexy way*

"Mmh..."

"Like what you see, mi amor"

*alicia blushed and nodded*

"I bet you do..."

*after a few moments Ina was bare naked in front of her*

*ina reached for their drawer and grabbed several toys from it*

"Where to start with you..?"

*ina kissed alicia deeply, their clits touching, giving a soft moan of Alicia*

*ina moved over to her neck, and went from her neck to her breasts, and started to suck on her sensitive nipples*

"Ah!"

*ina smiled and bit her nipple a little*

"Delicous as ever"

*alicia already felt a rising feeling inside her*

"Ina... p-please, I need to"

*ina immediately stopped and moved away from her*

"Ah! Ina..?"

*ina smirked and let her breast ghost over her mouth as she moved to whisper*

"You're not allowed to come yet. You're gonna be a good girl while I'm having my way with you. Understood?"

*alicia swallowed and nodded*

*ina grabbed alicia's favorite vibrator and turned it on and put it on alicia's stomach*

"Mmh..."

"So desperate..."

*ina moved the vibrator away and started to suck gently on alicia's clit, enjoying the taste of how wet she was*

"Aahh..! Ina, p-please-"

*but Ina looked at alicia and shook her head no*

*ina pulled away from Alicia*

"Good girl... are you ready to take things to the next step?"

"Yes ma'am"

*ina chuckled and grabbed a dildo and vibrator*

*ina turned the vibrator on and placed it on her clit as she pushed the dildo inside of alicia"

"A-aaaAAAHH!"

*Alicia threw her head back, the swing making her rock back and forth as she's moving her hips to meet ina's movements"

*ina pressed the button on the vibrator so it was on maximum pressure*

*alicia was seeing stars now, desperate to touch Ina yet lost in pleasure*

"I-ina! Ina! Ooooohhh f-fuck, I n-need to..!"

"Don't you dare come yet, mi amor"

*alicia bit her lip hard as she tried her hardest not to fall over that edge*

*after a few moments Ina put her toys away and put their strap on*

"I'm going to destroy you..."

*and with that, Ina stood before alicia and pounded into her H A R D, enjoying tje squeeling she heard from her wife*

"¡Joder, Ina! Más, por favor...! Necesito m-más!"

*ina smiled to herself. Alicia speaking Spanish during coitus meant a good thing*

"You like this don't you? To be fucked like this?"

*alicia's legs trembled hard at this point*

"Y-yes, professor!"

*ina put the vibrating mode on and started moaning with her lover at how good it felt, how good she felt*

"Oh god..!"

*ina got close, and she knew Alicia was too*

"Ina..! P-por favor!"

"Not- nngg... not yet!"

*ina pulled out and spun Alicia around in the swing so her back was turned to her and she slided back in, the different angle giving Alicia even more pleasure*

"Oooooohhh!!"

*ina pulled alicia by her hair as she took her hard, enjoying the sight of seeing her like this*

"B-beg for it!"

"Please.."

"I can't h-hear you"

"Please! Please let me come"

*ina movesmd her other hand to her throat and squeezed slightly*

"You want to come?"

*alicia moaned and nodded*

"Then come hard for me"

*so alicia did. So this was bliss. Alicia was lost in a pool of pleasure, and her wife soon followed, both singing a song of their own with their moans*

*after they reached the limit, they stood like that for a few moments, panting hard*

"Ina..?"

"Yes, mi amor?"

"Can you maybe release me from the swing"

"Oh! Of course!"

*ina put alicia out of the swing and gently laid her on the bed, alicia still panting hard*

"Are you okay, sweetheart?"

*alicia waited a few moments before answering*

"I'm perfect, cielo..."

*ina smiled and held Alicia in her arms*

"Do you want me to order us some food? Something to drink, perhaps?"

*alicia snuggled closer to Ina*

"I wouldn't mind a massage..."

*ina smiled softly at her wife*

"Then turn around"

*alicia turned around and laid on her stomach, her back exposed to Ina*

*ina straddled and kissed the scar on Alicia's shoulder before softly kneading her back*

"Hmm..."

*ina smiled and peppered her back with kisses*

"Close your eyes, mi amor. You deserve tk feel good..."

*with that, alicia closed her eyes and enjoyed the feeling of simply being loved, and was wondering what she did to deserve ina*

*with that, they both enjoyed a night in, both enjoying each other, knowing they're going to spend the rest of their lives together*

#ina kingsley

[yan-twst]

Hello! Let's imagine that yandere Riddle, Leona, Azul, Vil and Malleus set the wedding date and have planned the perfect wedding. How would react to their darling running away before their wedding? What happens when she is returned to them?

warnings: general yandere themes, a LOT of mentions of violence / physical abuse. like, a LOT

riddle rosehearts

how dare they?! HOW DARE THEY DO THIS TO HIM?! he's hysteric, yelling at everyone to find his beloved and searching himself, still in his wedding suit

he'll tear down decorations in a fit of rage and desperation- how ungrateful could his darling be?! now he looks like a fool in front of his mother and friends, having to postpone the wedding-!

he will find them, trust me. he will use every resource he has to do so; he's so angry he could probably overblot if he began throwing around Off with your head

when he finds them... oh. it's bad. he's never been one for physical violence, but he's in a blind rage- his magic staff will definitely strike against his chained-up darling until they bleed. he cannot believe they would dare do this; are they so ungrateful and stupid they cannot accept his love?! he'll teach them a lesson in obedience

good luck to the makeup artist who has to cover all the wounds and bruises left on riddle's darling's body, showing clearly on their wedding attire, because the poor darling will be shaking and crying the whole time

leona kingscholar

this. is not. the time. to play. he's boiling in rage when he's informed his soon-to-be spouse has gone missing by the servants in the castle; so angry he probably turns them to sand with a mighty roar

so he's a failure again, huh?! he's gonna have to go tell farena that the greatly expected wedding is temporarily off?! his darling thinks the can escape their fate?! no. of course not, he won't allow this

a signigicant amount of furniture is either destroyed as he orders servants to find his beloved, but he eventually goes himself: he will find them. he doesn't even change out of the traditional wedding garb

when he finds his darling, the wedding will have to be set back even more- because the state leona left them in was so deplorable a wedding simply couldn't happen. farena is told that leona's beloved had actually been sick and feverish and wondered off, and is now getting better- the king believes it.

in reality, leona's bethroted is indeed bound to bed, but by how bad off leona left them. bruises all over their body, deep scratches, chains digging into their wrists and ankles- the second born did not hold back any of his rage.

and next time they even try to test him... well, he might not limit his rage to them only- so if they care about their loved ones, they will smile through the upcoming wedding and say "i do"

azul ashengrotto

he's an absolute mess when the tweels inform him his darling has gone missing. no. no. NO! not this day; the wedding he'd been planning for so long, his perfect day...! the day he'd bind his darling to his side forever- this cannot be happening. IT CANNOT BE HAPPENING

how far can his darling get from the ocean-surrounded venue? the answer is not much, and azul knows this. even through his tears and screams, he orders the twins to find his darling- he's too out of it to go himself

he's really breaking down, screaming and crying, smashing decorations and clutching his legs in a fetal possition. he failed they're gone they don't love him they're gone he's a monster-

when the twins drag his darling back, azul's anger intensifies, but at the same time, he's relieved. but his relief is brief, immediately burried by intense anger- before anyone can react, his hands are around his darling's neck

no matter how much they beg, he'll scream and cry at them- guilt tripping them, calling them horrible things- while they desperately gasp for air, until they pass out in his arms. azul is a mess, but je needs to be wed as soon as possible, to have his darling be his: he'll order the twins to fix the venue and tell the guests the wedding has been moved to tomorrow.

his darling will obey this time- even if that entails having them under threats tje whole wedding.

vil schoenheit

his scream can be heard through the land. this was- this was supposed to be his special day- he was going to be the shining star along with his darling- SO WHERE ARE THEY?!

he'll immediately make rook, his man of honour, take off to find them. he's so angry at how fucking ungrateful his darling is being, he'll tell rook to not worry if he harms them- in fact, rough them up. they deserve it- how dare that ungrateful misserable bug escape this special day?!?!

it's a nightmare to reschedule everything; vil's dream wedding is a huge ordeal, with ice sculptures and a gigantic venue, live music, everything he dreamed of. ruined. RUINED!

when rook drags his darling back, bruised and nicked by arrows, vil won't even think before he's painfully digging the heel of his shoe into their face. did they want him angry? Because he is PISSED. he'll kick his darling- elegance be damned! he'll make them suffer as much as he suffered by their actions!

perhaps his darling will behave in the rescheduled wedding, not only because they're in so much pain (but all bruises and scratches have been masterfully covered with makeup), but due to the fsct vil shoved a deadly but slow acting potion down their throat- if they want the antidote, they better behave until after tje reception... wouldn't it be painful to lay in pain for a few days as their insides dissolve?

malleus draconia

he was... excited for his wedding. nobody had ever thought he would marry- not even him, but there he was, dressed in traditional thorn fae wedding garb... and his darling missing

everyone- even lilia- is terrified. angering malleus is a terrible idea; the powerful mage could probably kill everyone in the wedding- hell, maybe the town- in a burst of anger. every single fae in attendance is doing their all to track down the runaway

malleus is indeed angry- almost to a dangerous level. he can't help but make everything near him burn in green flames as he seeks his beloved. how stupid are they, a mere human, to think they can escape him?!

when he finds them, he'll remind them why people fear him. painful electric magic courses throughout their body, torture that makes them twist in pain, hell-hot green flames burn at their body, and every type of pain malleus can think to inflict makes his darling scream. he'll heal them up just enough so they can walk and make them return to the chaotic wedding venue

nobody dares say a thing while the celebration continues- even when malleus' darling has multiple wounds and bruises, their attire is burnt in places and torn in others, and they're crying the whole ceremony. everyone is too scared to invoke malleus' wrath again; his darling won't find a single ally in this wedding

#twisted wonderland x reader #yandere twisted wonderland #yandere twisted wonderland x reader #twisted wonderland #twst x reader #twst #riddle rosehearts #azul ashengrotto #leona kingscholar #vil schoenheit #malleus draconia

[taetaesbaebaepsae]

The Champagne Room Part 5

Summary: The event is cancelled, but Seokjin still wants your company.

Warnings: body worship, titty fucking, good God switch Seokjin will be the death of me, no penetration bc I need more sexual tension

Word Count:1953

You are dressed in a sparkly gold cocktail dress and stilettos, and an hour before you leave, Seokjin texted you "Change in plan." and sends you a new address.

You're nervous when the Uber pulls up at a big house, but tuition is due in a week and you could really use an extra grand.

You knock on the door and he opens it in a tight blue t-shirt and jeans.

"Oh, no. Why aren't you dressed?"

He shrugs. "Event was cancelled."

You walk in when he gestures, and you're not even sure why.

"Then...why am I here?" You don't put down your purse.

He takes it from you. "I'm still paying you. Stay a while."

Your breath catches in your throat as he leans down to put a hand on the back of your calf.

"These look uncomfortable," he murmurs, and you lift your leg and he slides off your heels, one after the other, fingertips skating along the skin of your calves and ankles.

"Are you hungry?" He ushers you to the dining room table, one hand on the dip of your lower back.

"Why, Seokjin," you tease as you sit down and he brings you a plate, "Did you plan this?"

He scoffs but the tips of his ears go red.

"No, of course not! I always make dinner at this time."

You look down at the spread and raise an eyebrow.

"You always make a four course meal at seven p.m.? And no one has snatched you up yet?"

His ears go even redder, and wow, that's cute. He sits down next to you.

"I like to cook," he mutters.

You eat and it's delicious, you let out a lot moan and his eyes shoot to yours.

"Hey, pretty...that isn't playing fair," he murmurs, and a shiver of pleasure shoots down your spine.

"Neither is paying me to kiss you," you tease, winking at him, and he doesn't look away but his ears go red again.

"I've never had to pay someone to kiss me before," he admits, smirking at you while he eats.

You're finished eating and you stand to clear the table out of politeness.

He grabs your wrist and shakes his head. "I'm not paying you to clean."

"What are you paying me for, then?"

He swallows hard and looks away from you. "Just your company. Your time. I know it's valuable. Know you are valuable."

You snort. "Like a precious crystal vase or something?"

He looks at you, no hint of a smile, serious. "No. A diamond."

He takes your ankle in his hand, propping it up on his knee, and you don't flinch. It's nice, the ghosts of his fingers on your calf, and you can't bite back a moan when he massages there, you're so sore from your busy week.

He doesn't react other than to move his hands higher to your thigh.

"You know what I want tonight?"

"What?" You can barely think it feels so good, him working out the kinks in your abused muscles.

"I want to take care of you. Want to massage you until you're all loose and sleepy...and then I want to make you come. I want to taste you. Would you let me, diamond?"

He lowers his head to press his mouth to your ankle, and it's almost chaste but it sends a shiver up your spine.

You want to say yes immediately, but...does this make you a whore? He's paying you for tonight, after all. But he's paying for your time, and if that time could be spent having an orgasm from an absolutely delectable man and a massage?

You nod, slowly, and he continues his massage on one leg, then the other, pressing the heels of his palms in just right on your thighs, loosening your muscles.

Once you're basically jelly under his palms, he lifts you bridal style and carries you to his bedroom, and you wrap your arms loosely around his neck.

His bed is almost insanely comfy, and you wonder if you might doze off until he's spreading your thighs with two big hands, mouth hot on your skin.

You let out a sigh of contentment as he slips off your panties, and he takes his time tasting you, flattening his tongue against you, like you're some kind of rare delicacy, and the sounds that are muffled against you are beyond pornographic.

"Fuck, I knew you tasted as good as you looked," he murmurs, planting another kiss on your inner thigh before going back to his task, sticking his tongue inside you before licking up in a stripe to your clit.

Your back arches before you know it's going to and you let out a cry.

He crawls up the bed and you see the hard line of his erection through his jeans.

He pulls your dress over your head, tossing it on the floor, and you're bare beneath and he hisses a breath through his teeth.

"I always forget how fucking perfect you are," he mutters, and looks up at your face.

You're almost vibrating with need, so close to just begging him to fuck you, so you bite your lip. "Seokjin?"

"Yes, pretty?"

"Touch me."

"You're so sensitive, diamond. I wonder..."

He's skating his hands over your ribs, and he grabs your hips and pulls just a bit, eyes darting down to see your tits bounce.

Then he dips his head to latch on to your nipple, fingers finding you slick, and he sucks while rubbing his thumb across your clit, achingly slowly.

You moan loud, breath hitching hips bucking. "Oh...oh Seokjin, please....please..."

He lifts his head, eyes glassy with lust, and a low moan comes from his throat.

"I don't think I've ever wanted anything as much as I want to be inside you, pretty. What have you done to me?"

"You want to fuck me?" You pant, arching your back as he slips two fingers inside you.

"So badly," he breathes, watching your face, hips twitching. "I want to feel you come around my cock, want to make you feel so good, pretty."

"Let me see how much you want me."

You drop your gaze to the crotch of his jeans and he can't unbutton them fast enough with one hand, freeing his cock and you've seen it before but the ache that shoots through your lower belly still surprises you.

"See how hard you make me? You haven't even touched me."

He looks so good, black hair swept back, on his knees on the bed, one hand stroking his cock and the other on your pussy, hurtling you toward orgasm.

"I'm so close, please don't stop..."

"You want to come, diamond?"

"Mmm, need to come, please!" You aren't sure what you're missing, what you need to get off, until you see him lick his lips. "Kiss me," you command, and his eyes widen before he leans down and puts his mouth on yours.

Somehow, his tongue in your mouth triggers your orgasm, and you cry out into his mouth as you clench around his fingers.

"Jesus, you're so tight. You'd fit me like a glove, pretty," he half moans half whispers into your neck, leaning up to stroke himself faster and his eyes are all over your body, hungry.

He's doing a combination of long, slow strokes and then almost frantic ones, and it's a pleasure to watch, how his breath gets shorter, how his eyes dart to your face.

You smile at him and twist a nipple between two fingers and he curses.

"Fuck. Oh fuck, Y/n, you're so fucking pretty. I'm gonna come just from looking at you. Your tits are perfect, so bouncy and..."

He throws his head back suddenly, hips surging forward and you feel like he deserves a reward after making you feel so good.

"Do you want to fuck my tits, baby?" The term of endearment slips out, but his gaze snaps to yours and you can instantly tell he didn't dislike it.

"Can I? Will you let me, diamond?"

As soon as you nod he grabs oil of some kind from his nightstand, pouring some right between your breasts.

You press your breasts together invitingly and he leans to gently take one nipple between his teeth before straddling you and lining up between your slicked breasts. You press them together tighter when he throws his head back again and moans your name.

The head of his cock slides up to tje base of your throat invitingly and you can't help sticking your tongue out to taste him, taste the precum that's dribbled from him.

He curses over and over at the feel of your tongues, letting out praises between moans. "Fuck, fuck, fuck, Y/n. You dirty girl. You perfect girl."

It's only a few more strokes before he comes all over your breasts with a shout, and you smile lazily up at him, satisfied.

He's breathing hard and looking down at you almost in wonder before he snaps out of it and heads to the bathroom.

He returns with a damp cloth to clean you, trailing kisses along where he touches.

"I'm sorry," he murmurs against your skin, and you can't help but laugh.

"Sorry? For giving me an orgasm?"

He barks a laugh and drops next to you.

"Sorry for not giving you more. I wanted to eat you out for an hour but when you asked to see..."

He groans low in his throat and you giggle, glowing with pride and post orgasm bliss. You are happy to lie there, content, and when he props himself up on one elbow and trails his fingers along your ribs, you look over and smile at him.

"Can I ask you something?"

His voice is low and serious and you quirk an eyebrow up.

"After that? Anything."

He smiles a little, looking almost shy, and your heart skips a beat.

"I know it's not my business, but...you and that kid...the bouncer...Jungwoo?"

"Jungkook," you correct, smiling.

"Hmm, yes, Jungkook. Are you...seeing him?"

"Am I fucking him, you mean?"

He sputters a little. "I didn't mean...I shouldn't ask....yes, are you fucking him?"

You're quiet for a moment and his face goes still and clenched and you smile again, feeling a bit giddy.

“No. I’m not fucking him. Currently, I’m not fucking anyone.”

He lets out a breath as if he’s been holding it. “It doesn’t matter, I just....wanted to know.”

It sounds lame to your ears, but men are territorial, it’s just the way it goes.

“Jungkook is a friend. He looks out for me while I’m at work. That’s all. We’ve never spoken outside of the club.”

“Hmm,” he murmurs again, still tracing your body with his fingertips.

Your eyes are drifting shut and you know this is a bad idea, staying over, and you finally sit up in bed and stretch.

“I should get home.”

He watches you stand and head to the bathroom but when you return, he’s standing there, having undressed to his boxers and you almost walk into a solid wall of chest.

“Jesus Christ, Seokjin, warn a girl, huh?” You say, smiling up at him.

He doesn’t smile back, face all serious again.

“Stay.”

“Seokjin...”

“I’ll pay you more,” he blurts, and then, “for your time.”

You hedge your bets. You’ve already gotten $1000 from this plus a truly great orgasm...what’s another few hours?

“You don’t have to pay me,” you say, softly. “I’ll stay.”

So that’s how you end up wrapped up in a client’s arms when you wake the next morning, head fuzzy, and with him nuzzling into your neck, and you wonder why the hell you’d decided to get yourself into this mess.

#seokjin imagine #kim seokjin x reader #jeon jungkook x reader #bts imagine #bts fanfiction #jin x reader #seokjin x reader #jin imagine #seokjin smut

[shizekarnstein]

At first I had doubts about posting this bc as a prequel fan I GET how annoying is to have to read and listen as so many ppl at once make fun and nickpick everything about a movie you like but... god was this bad. Like so so bad.

Lets start with the opening credits. I honestly start laughing right there. Palpatine pulls as Moriarty and leaves a threatening message announcing his return and im ????? HOW DID THAT HAPPEN AND WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME INSTEAD OF S H O W I N G AAAAAAH. As soon as I saw that I knew I was in for an unconfortable ride.

I'll try to make this short.

Things I liked: aka the Good.

For the first time in years C3PO was actually funny? He made me laugh fulltime.

The new droid. Protect it pls.

Reys training montage.

Hans cameo. Especially his I know.

Luke and Leias flashback even if kind of contradicts everything about ST Leia but more on that later.

Force ghost Luke.

?????

Oh god I can't think of anything else????

Lando and his like three lines.

Oh I supposed all the people arriving to end the new sith fleet or whatever was cool if kind of unrelevant. Yes disney we know it's up to us regular people teaming up to put a stop to tyrannical regimes but the OT already told that. And better.

Palpatine's evil bitch energy. On that note I also liked Hux petty and dramatic energy.

The seeds for Kylos conflict were there more or less for the wholr three movies so AT LEAST that arc felt somewhat logical. Even if the execution leaves a lot to be desired.

At least the final shot was pretty??????

Oooh and Chewie's medal.

Things I didn't like: aka the Bad.

Lack of any semblance of glue connecting the story as a whole. For me at least it felt like a lot (and I mean a lot) of disconected threads and plot points one after each other.

John is a phenomenal actor but omg the "trio scenes" are horrible. I tried but I couldnt feel a single thing watching them. Their lines also felt so empty to me. In general I didn't connect with any of tje dialogue.

Finns arc is?????? Horrible.

Same as Poes (even is Oscar is like extra sexy this time around). Please stop trying to make him the new Han Solo.

Rose. Like cmon she deserved a better role.

The whole lets erase 3pos memory arc.

Rey can use force lighting.

Honestly I hated all the storylines.

Rey and Kylos fight in the watery version of Mustafar.

Palpatine is... just there. No explanation whatsoever.

REY PALPATINE.

His weird ass ritual like sooo unnecesary pls.

The force reviving people just bc rip Anakin.

It's not as if they didn't have the budget to make all the forces ghosts they wanted so WHY ONLY VOICEOVERS IM SO MAD.

The exegol plot was just such a mess. And boring. This is one of my major problems with the movie: I had never been so bored watching sw in my entire life. I almost fell asleep multiple times. Why.

LEIA BEING A JEDI CONTRADICTS LIKE EVERYTHING OF THE PREVIOUS MOVIES LIKE. AND HER REASONS FOR QUITTING IM. It was all in vain. Also omg they should have killed Leia in TLJ and be done with that bc her scenes in ROS are so so messy.

How they rushed Kylos redemption like. Well you healed me and my mother died and after interacting with this hallucination of my father (whom I killed btw just bc for the evil lols) I guess I don't want to opress the galaxy anymore.

Rey returning to Tatooine to bury the lightsabers pls.

REY PALPATINE.

Also wtf is that narrative: we, the palpatines, love our daughter very much. So we are going to sell and abandon her. For her own good.

Also ew Palpatine had a biological son. Who apparently wasn't as important as his granddaughter or something.

ASSPULLS EVEYWHERE.

And now the Funny:

C3PO is the MVP. srsly he was the only character I liked in the whole movie. What a legend.

Kylos new mask with red veins like omg I was laughing so hard

HUX BEING A PETTY BITCH AND ONLY CARING ABOUT KYLOS RUIN. AND THEN HE FUCKING DIES. I stan.

When they ran out of Carrie Fisher footage and compensated by throwing some pillows under a blanket and tried to make me feel something for "leias body".

The mustafar watery edition.

Rey being so angry all the fucking time.

Finn in general was a joke. Sorry finn fans.

The dialogue was so forced I coped by laughing all the time.

Palpatines evil lair.

THE KNIGHTS OF REN WERE SO USELESS OMG.

The tiny alien whose name I forgot.

Chewies resurrection.

The final showdown.

REY PALPATINE.

Guys I can't wrapped my head around the fact PALPATINE FUCKED.

When Ben dies and zaz his and leias bodies dissapear I laughed so hard the guy who was sitting at my right (who btw fell asleep in the middle of the movie 😂) startled.

So as you can see... i had to use humour as a coping mechanism to even endure this movie. They truly ruined Anakin and Luke so I guess the ot and pt are a waste of time. Anakin didn't destroy palpatine. Leia and the rest couldnt do shit to at least preserve the so hard won peace. Also rip padme im sorry the secret spell to revive the dead was invented like 50 years later.

#sw spoilers #ros spoilers #star wars #the rise of skywalker #my opinion #i really hope there are ppl who liked it bc good for you!! im so happy if you liked it

[carcino-g3n3ticist]

Ok I'll admit, in debates if someone brings up something personal about me for no reason, im gling for the throat

Im a 15 yr old, we're insult machines. We can stare into your soul and pick out your worst insecurity by scrolling through your page for even a second

Ik that sounds cringy, but its fucking true

But, i dont take my insults out on people who dont deserve it, nono, im semi decent

but i was talking about psychology today (on tiktok which ik ik but still( and the person kept on bringing up that theyre a uni student in psych (one of my hyperfixations is psychomogy, ive studied it, very very intensely, since i was 12 and discovered DicosaDID, they had been in uni for about a year, so you see how even though im younger i do knownmore about the subject we were talking about).

They kept trying to make fun of my age and tried to say they knew more than me because they were older. Our argument was about if trigger warnings should be common place for things like blood, SA, stuff like that (i was on the yes they should side). They said 'my uni proffesor did research for 6 years, im sure hes qualified' and i brought up that tje prof could be biased towards notbtalking about triggers in an informative age. They then proceded to, instead of coming up with a reply, they went to my tiktok account (which is private) and made fun of my pfp, my account name, and my animated pfp on my account, and proceeded to call me 12. I asked them to not bring age into it bc it had nothing to do with it. They did it again. I said 'dont bring up my age, its not relivent and i also dont think you want to get into a personal agrument with a teenager'

Im not saying that i went to their account, saw they had a mental disorder in their user, and then procceded to say that they were in a psych degree to find out what their disorders was and imply that theyre not going to find it, AND THEN say that i didnt think theyd last a year being a shrink because theyre obviously not empathetic (they were arguing AGAINST the use of TWings), but im also not saying i didnt say that

Anyway, ik it was mean, but dont bring personal stuff into an argument if you dont want to be flamed. And i want to add, i got that all from from a quick conversation with them and their username

Another semi important thing is i told them to do their research on triggers amd how theyre caused (bc by the way they were talking, they clearly know nothing about them) and they kept saying 'well my shrink/proffesser said...' and i tried to explain that they needed to do their own research becuase those people could be biased

But yk, im just a dumb 15 year old with a hyperfixation on psychology, specifically trauma related psychology, but bleh, who needs research when youre older than me