5am is contemplating suicide while being vaguely horny while anxiety eats you alive while hating your existence but also feeling empowered
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of all the teams to have beef w like the CBJs IS one of the funniest, you Have to admit. That stupid cannon. Their “bottom dweller” record. The literal name BJ. You do half to laff
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i am once again asking why you cant add a video to a reblogged post
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another day another transphobe in my messages and for what
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i get on to see everyone doing a live CHILL are u trying to make me go insane rn
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Can Mile and Apo stop acting like cute, grossly in love husbands for one MINUTE? They’re making it quite difficult for me to be normal about them lol
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what is it with robots nowadays having such tiny, tiny waists
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"your beloved flambeau has left you to die"
"actually he's already saved me"
Flambeau father brown dialogue being so romantically coded is my favourite thing
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personally i think the best outcome would be me not waking up tomorrow
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I hope that mf apple was good cause when I get to heaven me and Eve got some shit to talk about because why do I have to die every month cause you were hungry
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testosterone will do fuck all for the first few months but by god will it give you an insane amount of ass hair
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i didn't have "i'm broken" teenage asexual angst i had "i'm literally being the only reasonable one about this concept and the rest of you are behaving like fucking freaks" perception issues
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