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maplesyrupsainz · 5 months
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˖⁺。˚⋆˙i want what's in front of me | LH44˖⁺。˚⋆˙
pairing: lewis hamilton x (vegan) chef y/n reader (she/her)
genre: social media au
warnings: slight sexual innuendo & just fluff plus mentions of veganism yey we love our vegan legends y/n & lewis
summary: in which the new mercedes team chef cooks her way into ne driver's heart
a/n: i said i wouldn't write for lewis coz he's too intimidating but my friend mentioned this plot idea & i was sold Sorry it's kind of short but yh just a cute lil idea i threw together :)
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yourusername new job same mee #veganlyf
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yourbff we get it y/n ur vegan
yourusername if u got it u would be too! 🐷
user1 omg the pasta!! recipe?
yourusername it will be in the cookbook dw!
user2 what's her job why is everyone on twitter talking about her
user3 she's the new team chef for mercedes f1 team ig
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lewishamilton recipe?
yourusername lol i will cook it for the team tomorrow 🍲
lewishamilton but im hungry right now
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yourbff something is happening here
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georgerussell63 is that our team chef
lewishamilton maybe
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yourusername summer ☀️
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user8 she is so insanely gorgeous
yourbff come home now
yourusername busy
lewishamilton she's busy
yourbff ok sory sir 🙏
lewishamilton wow
user9 he's just like us fr
user10 i have a lot of questions
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yourusername omg george
georgerussell63 sorry it was meant for my close friends
georgerussell63 too late now i suppose
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yourbff we've come so far
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user14 ladies & gentlemen....her
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yourusername taking pics of me for what
georgerussell63 his wank bank
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user15 omg
user16 george ships them harder than us lol
yourbff thts MY best friend btw
lewishamilton yes i know you keep reminding me
yourbff just making sure u know where u stand
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georgerussell63 stealing my girl?
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yourusername my cookbook will be urs to purchase this winter ❄️!!! 100% vegan, cheap n easy meals to make from ur home, tried & tested by urs truly (and all of the mercedes f1 team!) i hope u enjoy it as much as i enjoyed putting it together🥹🫶
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yourbff SO proud of u!!!
yourusername 🥹🥹🥹
mercedesamgf1 we will be purchasing! 😋
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user20 not even vegan but i want to be able to cook like y/n & pull a sexy man like lewis 😝
lewishamilton so proud cant wait to see what you've created, you're a unique talent ❤️
yourusername thank u so much & for being my guinea pig 🫶
user21 perhaps i love them omg
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yourbff if only i could go back in time nd tell y/n who she would be dating rn ..
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user23 idk if i should be more jealous of her or him
mercedesamgf1 we feel so honoured to have brought you both together!
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lilianlay · 1 year
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Tickletober day 25 - ticklish non-human attribute
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I know I'm late, but I had a grand plan for this day and I did it! It ended up being a fic, but it was fun. I hope you will like it. Hug^^
GN!MC x seven brothers x Diavolo and Barbatos
- Say again, what do you want to do? - Mammon sat on the floor in the MC's room and looked at them.
- I want to see your demon form. - they smiled sweetly.
- Why?
- Just do it please. - MC made puppy eyes.
- Okay, okay, just stop doing those eyes. - just a second went by and Mammon was already sitting in front of human in his demon form.
- I still don't understand what you waHAHA - but the Avatar of Greed was interrupted by his own squeak when MC touched his wing and began to tickle.
- Whahahahat are yohohohoohou doihihihiihng? - the demon started laughing and his wings fluttering.
- Ohhh, your wings are ticklish, what about the horns? - they began to tickle both horns.
- NohoHOHOHOOHO! PLEHEHEHEASE, NOHOHOHOT THEHEHERE! - The Avatar of Greed fell to the floor and screamed.
MC stopped and giggled.
- The experiment was a success! - they recorded their D.D.D.
- W-what? Whahat other expeheheriment? - Mammon looked at them and breathed heavily.
- Oh, I want to know more about your and your brothers ticklish spots, namely wings, tails and horns. In your case, the horns won.
- Mmm, I don't even want to know how you decided to make these. - this MC just giggled and went to the next victim.
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- Umm? Demon form? - Levi sat in confusion when MC came into his room, and he was sitting at the computer and playing something.
- Yes, I really want to see it. - they smiled. - And then I will be the happiest human in all three worlds.
Leviathan blushed at their words, but still turned into his demon form.
- I-I hope you're happy. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll get back to my game. - Avatar of Envy began to press the keyboard very quickly. He even for some time forgot that there is still MC in his room, but they were able to remind themselves.
The purple haired twitched and yelled as human touched his tail.
- MC?! What are you HAHAHAHAHAHA, nohOHOHOHo, NOHOHOHOT MYAHAHA TAHAHAIL - his legs wiggled and he leaned back in his gaming chair and laughed out loud.
- Wow, what a ticklish tail. - they giggled and quickly tickled Levi's horns, but he just squeaked and giggled.
MC stopped and made a new record.
- Hmm, your tail is very ticklish, but your horns aren’t.
- W-what is it? W-ahy are you recohording thihihis? - Leviathan is very weak.
- This is my little experiment. - human giggled. - Thanks for helping, see you later. - they waved their hand and left his room.
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- Hmm, okay, how can I refuse you. - Satan without further questions, just turned into his demon form and smiled.
MC moved closer to the bed where the Avatar of Wrath was sitting, who was reading a book and tickled his horns.
- M-MC pfft, no oh plehehehease PLEAHAHAHASE DOHOHOHOHONT TOHOHOHOUCH THEHEHEHEM. - Satan began to squirm and his tail wagged merrily.
- Hm? Do you like it? - human giggled.
- Whahahahat?! Of cohohohourse not. - the blond blushed.
- Judging by your tail, you are enjoying it. - they quickly tickled his tail, but there was no such reaction, just a pleasant Satan's laugh.
- Hmm, your horns are much more ticklish than your tail, how interesting. - new entry.
- Ahare you recordihing this? - the green-eyed breathed heavily.
- And the fact that your tail is still wagging, I also wrote down~ they giggled. - If you like it, I can always tickle you here. - they pointed to his horns and the demon's cheeks turned very red.
- Let's talk about it later.
- Of course, see you. - MC smiled sweetly and go to the next brother.
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- Awww of course sweetheart~ Asmo smiled sweetly and immediately appeared in his demon form. - Beautiful as always. - he stretched and spread his wings.
- Of course. - MC smiled and quickly walked behind the demon's back and started tickling his lower wings.
- Oh dehehehear, whahahahahahat are yohohohohou doihihihihihing? - he giggled, but with each touch his laughter grew louder and louder.
Human just giggled and tickled his upper wings.
- No nohohoho nohoHOHOHOHO PLEHEHEHEASE - his legs began to give way and he quickly turned to MC and hugged them.
- Aww, your wings are very ticklish. - they gently tickled the bases of the wings, causing the Avatar of Lust to arch its back and scream.
Human decided to try his horns, but he immediately grabbed their hand.
- I-if you wahant me to do dihirty things to you after thahat, then continue~ his eyes began to express lust and licked his lips.
- Umm, maybe another time, I'm just doing an experiment on the ticklishness of wings, tails and horns.
- Ohhh, you should definitely show me your notes later.
- Deal! - MC started to leave, but before that they received a kiss on the cheek.
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*chews* Mmm, maybe another time when I don't eat? *chews* - Beel is eating another sandwich.
- You almost always eat, and if you do not eat, then you train. - MC pouted. - Pleeeease
- Well, you're right. - Beelzebub turned into his demon form and continued to eat.
- Thank you - they smiled.
While the Avatar of Gluttony sat at the table and devoted more time to the sandwich. Human was at first gently brushed over the thin, at first glance, insect-like wings.
Beel twitched and quickly looked at the MC.
- D-dohon't.
- Don’t what?~ they smiled playfully and began to tickle his wings, which began to flutter rapidly.
- MC, I'mhahaha eahahat. - he began to hold back his laughter, but it was difficult.
- Hmm, it seems to me that you are no longer eating, but giggling. - human began to tickle with the very pads of his fingers and the redhead began to snort.
- I really like your reaction! - they giggled and quickly tickled the horns, from which the wings of the demon began to flutter faster and he began to turn his head.
- Thahahahahat's enohohohough, pleahahase ahaha.
MC smiled and hugged Beelzebub.
- Hehe, that was fun.
- Mm, yes, it was just unexpected.
- I'll tell you later about it. And I'll make you something delicious. - human smiled.
- Okay! - Beel hugged them back.
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- Belphie, please don't sleep. - MC gently push the demon's shoulder.
- Mm, no, I'm not sleeping. What did you say? - he yawned sweetly and stretched on the bed.
- I want to see your demon form.
- Demon form? Mm, okay. - Avatar of Sloth was too sleepy to fully absorb the information, so he turned into his demon form and closed his eyes.
MC huffed and started tickling his horns all over their area. Belphie began to squirm and giggle, but still with his eyes closed.
- Nohohoho - he tried to fight, but very weakly and eventually gave up and just laughed.
- Little lazy hehe. - they giggled and tried using their nails.
From this action, Belphegor squeaked and began to squirm more.
- Are you still sleeping? - MC smiled and stroked the purple hair's tail and it immediately wrapped around their arm.
- That's not fair, hehe. - human tickled his tail and it began to wiggle wildly.
- Stohohohohop hahaha - Belphie began to twist his legs in the air.
MC was tickled next to the tip and Avatar of Sloth opened his eyes wide and laughed.
- I CAHAHAHAN'T
Human laughed and stopped.
- You're so ticklish.
- I thought I was dreaming, mmm - he wearily fell back on the pillow and closed his eyes.
- Hehe, sweet dreams. - MC smiled, covered him with a blanket and left.
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- Hm? Experiment? - Diavolo looked at MC with curiosity. - I agree!
Human smiled.
- I'm very happy.
- I'm always interested. Are the same experts you people spend in the human world? - there were sparks of happiness in Dia's eyes.
- Well, you can say that, hehe.
The prince nodded and turned into a demon form and sat on a chair to make MC comfortable. He spread all four wings and waited impatiently.
Human was trying to suppress a giggle at Lord's cute behavior. They came closer and began to tickle the upper left wing with one hand, and the lower right wing with the other hand.
- Hahaha ihihihit tihihihihickles - the red-haired hugged himself and giggled merrily.
- Hmm, but not as much as I understand.
- I lihihihiihike ihihihit
- Awweee, great. - MC began to tickle the tips of their horns.
Diavolo twitched and squeaked.
- Ihihihihit's mohohohohore ticklihihish hehehere hahaha
Human smiled and tickled at the base of his horns.
- Nohohot herehehEHEHE, pleHEHEHAHAse, I cahahahahahan't sihihihit up strahahahaight. - blush began to tame his cheeks.
MC stopped and giggled.
- You have a great reaction.
- I'm vehehery glad to heahar it and I reheally hope that we will be ahable to repeat it. - he smiled innocently.
- Hehe of course.
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- I'm very glad that you agreed to drink tea with me. - Barbatos smiled and took a sip of tea.
- Of course, I really like our gatherings on the terrace and tea. - MC smiled back.
- Did something new happen to you?
- Oh, not really, only I'm now conducting a small experiment.
- What kind of experiment? - the butler put down his cup of tea.
- I need you to assume your demon form.
- Hm? For an experiment?
Human nodded.
Barbatos shrugged his shoulders and still turned into his demon form because he trusted them.
MC smiled appreciatively and approached the tail. - You tell me about the experimehehehent - Barbatos quickly twitched, because his tail began to tickle.
- Oh n-no, hohow could I not have guehehessed. - he covered his mouth with his hand.
- Hehe, that's a lot of fun. - they began to tickle in the middle between the two ends of the tail and from this the butler curled up in half and shook.
- Wow, this is the first time I see you like this hehe I like it. - human tried to tickle his horns.
Barbatos stamped his feet.
- O-okahay okahahay, my hohorns and taihIHil are very tihicklish MC tehea is gehetting cohohohold. - he covered his mouth with his hands again.
- Oh, you're right. - they stopped and sat opposite the tired butler. - So, what's new with you? - they asked the question as if they hadn't tickled him for a few seconds.
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- How interesting, you seemed to be afraid of my demon form, and now you want to see it. - Lucifer crossed his arms.
- I'm afraid when you get angry. - MC looked at him. - You look so majestic with those big wings.
Luci smiled imperceptibly, but proudly.
- I know.
And MC knew that such complements would help.
Finally, the Avatar of Pride assumed its demon form. But before he had time to look at human, they jumped on him and threw him on the bed.
- What are you doing?! - his eyes began to glow bright red, but he immediately bit his lip as ten fingers began to tickle his wings. It had to be done very quickly while Luci was in shock. He barely held back a scream and bit his lip more.
- MC, yohou betteheher nohoot do ihit! - the demon turned its head from side to side.
- It's worth it. - their fingers crept up to the base of the wings and the Avatar of Pride threw back its head.
- Stohohop it nohow! - but it didn't look like a threat because of the laughter.
Human chuckled and tickled his horns.
- Y-your punhihiishment wihihihill be teheheherrible. - he tried to escape from the playful fingers.
But soon he caught MC's hands.
- You can conduct your experiment on my brothers, but on me..
- But I have already checked everything. And how did you know? - human interrupted him.
Lucifer blushed.
- I heard it from my brothers. And don't you dare write anything about me.
- Okay.
- Remember, if one of them finds out!
- I understand. - they wanted to leave. - Um, Luci, can I go? - but when they saw the slyly smile, they realized that they would not leave alive.
- You think I'll let you go so easily~
- Um, yeah hehe.
Lucifer chuckled and wiggled his fingers in the air.
- Your punishment will be very long and I think after that, all the demons on your list will want to do the same.
The experiment was indeed a success, but at what cost? But MC don't regret anything.
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sarah-dipitous · 11 months
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Hellsite Nostalgia Tour 2023 Day 162
What’s Up, Tiger Mommy?
“What’s Up, Tiger Mommy?”
Plot Description: Checking up on Kevin’s mom, the Winchesters discover that Crowley has surrounded her with demons, so they save her and take her along on their quest
Would I Survive the First Five Minutes??: this is not how bank safe deposit boxes work (am I expecting too much verisimilitude from this show??). Girl, you are not supposed to look at what your customers keep in those…this is probably gonna get you killed. Yeah, that dude sure did withdraw a LOT of your blood, babes.
When I opened Netflix it tried to get me to watch Our Planet II, but unfortunately I have to watch Supernatural
I understand Dean’s hesitation to go see Kevin’s mom, but luckily Kevin won out.
Omg…I get you wanna be safe and make sure she’s not a demon, but did you have to ruin the moment of Kevin and his mom’s reunion by splashing her with holy water RIGHT THEN??
Dean. Kevin is 16. He might be a prophet of the lord but, he’s not gonna tell her what to do
I’m…I love Ms Tran. Poor Kevin, squirming and whining getting his first tattoo, but this ain’t his mom’s first rodeo
AYO DEAN. This isn’t purgatory, you can’t just pull a knife on someone during an investigation. He’s a criminal, not a monster
Once again, I’m in awe of Ms Tran…
Is…that?? I…went to imdb and got spoiled for a thing that either has happened or will happen in this episode
I cant believe Sam wanted to use Baby as payment at an auction
(Ok. So TO happen)
“Too much heart was always Castiel’s problem” 😭😭😭
FLASHBACK TO CASSSSS!!!
THE BETRAYALLLLL. Dean’s spent this whole time in purgatory looking for Cas, praying to him every night…Benny, Dean’s new vampire beau, is rightly pissed. And Castiel says he immediately ran away…
Oh. Oh. Castiel, baby, I’m sorry I ever doubted you. He ran to keep the Leviathan away from Dean 💖😭💖😭
I love how Dean’s adopted Benny’s Louisiana accent. He’s always had that slightly southern but still Midwest one, but he’s been hanging around Benny a while now…
That was a long time to have a flashback without anyone questioning him
Hahahahahaha they are WOEFULLY unprepared for this auction. Literally brought 2k and a Costco membership and…at some point I think Crowley is gonna bid…the moon
OH THE BIDDING WAR ON THE DEMON TABLET!!!!! Yes, this is the highlight (aside from Ms Tran) of the episode.
Adding Kevin to the lot is CRUEL. And making his mom bid her SOUL is even worse…
Omg nooooooooo. I KNEW (from imdb) that Crowley would possess Ms Tran but uuuugggghhhh the aftermath of that is awful. Not saying the god of greed was a good guy, but greed’s not ALL bad
Who knew Sam would be worthy of wielding Mjolnir? Last we checked (which, fairly, was a couple seasons ago), he was an abomination
Oh no. The Trans fled, which…honestly, I can’t blame them, but they’re in so much danger
And one final Cas flashback…where it looks like Dean is leaving HIM behind now
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pressradio · 1 year
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2029 is too far away and we don't know if red bull will still be the top team by then, because the regs will have changed already. Maybe it will be Mercedes or Ferrari. Or Aston. Idk. It's hard because what if he changes teams and THAT'S when Ferrari starts to dominate. I low-key hope he stays in Ferrari. I need them to get their shit together. It's not going to happen in one year, but they need to be improving. Even if this year is done already, red bull already won, if at least we see ferrari improving in strategy, development, reliability. Its already a step. And maybe by 2025, 2026 Charles might have a real chance.
Omg Charles leaving Ferrari and then they start dominate is my worst nightmare. I won't survive it. I pretend you've never written it and I've never seen it hahahahahaha
Yes, I also think that we can count this year is OK if there won't be shitty pitstop, shitty strategy and enormous amount of technical dnfs. But I mean we were pretty good at it in 2021 and they just died like Ferrari engine in 2022, so I'm in two minds about it.
But I still have faith in they ability to learn from their mistakes. I'm stupid, but I still believe that everything is possible (not this season)
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justhellacesome · 2 years
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Greatest achievement when you own a cat.
Is them choosing to hang out in the same space with you.
Instead of anywhere and anybody else.
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2ynjns · 3 years
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txt's reaction when their significant other dyed their hair
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txt’s reaction to their s/o surprising them with a new haircut or colouring their hair, that was a big change from their old hair 🥺
yeonjun
months prior you’re like “jjunie, i wanna dye my hair like yours.”
and he was like “lemme dye it for you!!”
but you didn’t let him dye it himself because you wanted it to be a surprise
and you didn’t want him to burn your scalp when bleaching LOL
you got it done at the salon
you came home you were unrecognizable
you legit came at your place and yeonjun watching his cameo on live on on his ipad
he turned to the door to see a pink haired human being
i was reading to throw the ipad at you
but you’re like “jjun no! it’s me!”
:O
“you look like me!!”
guess what you finally dyed your hair after thinking about it for MONTHS
and you dyed your hair pink to match yeonjun’s :”)
as soon he was just UWU
he pulled you to him and he’d touch your hair and admire it
“you look beautiful baby”
and yk that red heart hair clip he wore on that one we lost the summer stage?
yes he got you one too
so you went out in public with matching hair clips
he’d go out on dates with you with matching hair styles
ponytail? cool. clips? great. space buns? bet put it on!
soobin
you just compulsively decided that you wanted to dye your hair
“soob, wanna go to the salon with me?” “yeah sure”
man just thought you’re just gonna get a hair cut
but
he saw the stylist whip out their bowl and brush
he was like (⊙_(⊙_⊙)_⊙)
he was starin at you and was scared for his life
you never done this before
you only got hair cuts before
but never dyed your hair
anyways
the stylist started bleaching your head and he was lowkey excited
“you never told me you wanted to dye your hair.”
“hehehe just thought of it earlier”
the final results were cute
you dyed your hair strawberry blonde and added fringe bangs
soobin went all uwu mode on you
he loves it!
he’d play with your hair 24/7, he’d curl it or straighten it for you
he’d also braid it
at the end of the day you’d both just take a lot of selfies and he’d set it as his wallpaper
that man just LOVES your hair okay
beomgyu
red hair definitely suited you, any color does
he’s the one who suggested to dye your hair
“your hair has been your natural color your whole life you should spice it up.”
and you’re like
“kai literally is brown haired throughout his eighteen years of existence, you tell him to dye his hair blonde.”
anyway
you both came to an agreement that you’re gonna dye your hair for him
that’s the birthday present you’re gonna give him
you dyingyour hair cherry red HAHA
here’s the catch
you dyed it yourself with him
it was scary as heck
please
i dont know why you trusted him, you could’ve been bald
but he was really careful with your hair
he loves your natural hair but he wanted to see you with a diff colored hair
you blacked it first then applied the color
y’all made a mess on the tub but oh well
finish product waS BEAUTIFUL
it was a lil bit patchy BUT THATS OKAY
BEOMGYU TRIED GIVE HIM A BREAK
you applied toner and extra stuff and the color evened out
you curled it and showed it
mans was hella happy
“BABE YOU LOOK SO GOOD SHOULD I DYE MINE TOO????”
you’re like hahahahahaha get your stylist do it
taehyun
as soon as you saw taehyun with blonde hair you were in awe
you got inspired to dye your hair
but you didn’t want to dye yours blonde
you wanted to dye yours a little subtle
light ash brown balayage
omFG
it’s subtle but it’s still noticeable yfm
taehyun was on schedule and you told him you’d go to the salon
you were really excited to see his reaction
as soon as you got home and brought home food
you settled on the couch and waited for tae to arrive home
(❤´艸`❤)
that was his reaction
“my love, you look lovely…”
he cooed and smiled SO HARD
SO MF HARD
his iconic smile was plastered on his face
he was so in love oh my god
you both were eating and your hair was on your way
so he tucked it behind your ears like he usually do
and even got a clip to clip it back
mans is whipped as hell
he gave you compliments 24/7 until it grew out and the color faded
and insisted that you should redye it when it grew out
and made you do a blonde balayage instead
huening kai
wbk this man doesnt ever dye his hair throughout his career
so y’all made a bet on something
and hair was the punishment
both of you will dye your hair blonde if you win
and if he wins only you will dye hair
mf he won….
so you were the only one obligated to bleach your head
well kai we’re waiting for your dyed hair pls
dye in blonde for next comeback aka chaos chapter pls im begging
anyways
you were scared as heck what if you shed hair if you dont bleach it properly
but you didnt want to spend a lot on maney to get it done at the salon
so you did a lot of research prior bleaching
you’re not in the bathroom bleaching your head
the outcome wasnt that bad especially after the toning
your hair was now platinum blonde after so much bleaching and toning
rip your head
after three days of his busy schedule and not seeing you he came over to your place
as he saw you
(❤ ω ❤)
“AAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!’
he ran towards you and smelled your hair
“smells like strawberries…”
he wanted to eat it
but no he cant
he was actually inspired with your newly dyed hair
he now wants to do it and reconsidering dying his hair
“kaikai, you should dye it. i’ll do it for you.”
“uhhh.. ill have my stylist do it haha thanks tho ☜(゚ヮ゚☜)
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What's your favorite game to play with Kaiba? Do you two enjoy videogames or tabletop games more? (And does he tend to get way to into card games, even things like Uno?)
HAHAHAHAHAHA oh man. So games are a huge part of our relationship just in general, and it’s honestly hard to pick a favorite?? Personally I like video games best because we can play those while curled up on the couch together. The number of days you’ll catch us each with our laptops out while leaning on opposite ends of the couch and just playing on Duel Links or Master Duel instead of playing with physical cards specifically because that way allowed some physical contact that doesn’t work with Duel Disks or even playing on a tabletop; it’s a really common thing. 😂
Master Duel of course just came out in January and we’ve been playing it like mad ever since, but I our favorite game to play together, by hours logged, that doesn’t also require additional players is—believe it or not—Stardew Valley. We each have more hours logged on that silly farming game than any other in our library. Seto loves to mod it and basically do his best to turn the caves into a recreation of DOOM and then absolutely power through them. I am SO GLAD that game is cooperative, he is a force of nature when it comes to SDV combat. Personally I tend to take all the raw materials he digs up doing this and make them into products to sell and cultivate friendships with the townsfolk, maybe make dialogue/story mods. :P
The game that’s stood the test of time and which we’ve played the longest and spent the most on is, of course, the yugioh TCG, and yes, he’s still every bit as fierce a competitor in that game now as he ever was. Yes, he gets way too competitive in card games in general—he runs some extremely aggressive decks for Magic as well as yugioh and generally dislikes losing. The funny thing is, though, he doesn’t hate losing as much as he thinks he does—he hates losing when he feels he didn’t get the chance to test his own strategies in the match. As long as the game lasts a few turns, and especially if he gains the upper hand before having the balance of power reversed on him, he’s a much more gracious loser than he once was. 😂
Sadly, yugioh is not a game that often allows your opponent many turns to turn the tide of the duel these days. 😂 He gets really into just about any game that has a strong strategy or psychological element, though, not just card games. You should see him playing Civ 6, or poker, or even Among Us. He tends to stay more relaxed in games of chance where you can’t really trick your opponent, like Yahtzee.
Uno is actually a funny one. We played it a lot when we were younger, particularly around the time we first started dating, but don’t play it a ton anymore. Someone else asked about this recently and I remembered that he always insisted on only winning on blue cards, so he actually lost at Uno more than other games, and I was never sure of why—he’d change the subject if I brought it up. Broke the game out just the other night and he’s not doing it anymore; he won on a red card for our last round that night. 😂 Asked him again and he got all blushy and said he used to do that because he didn’t want to be as competitive with me anymore once we started dating. That didn’t last long and nowadays the competition is a big part of how we have fun together as a couple so he doesn’t hold back now. I wasn’t sure whether to kiss him for being adorable or call him a dumbass for holding back lmao. Both. I did both.
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pandoramarsh · 3 years
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hiiii i just finished she ra and like. what now. what am i supposed to do now. live my life? what the fuck. this is some actual bullshit. that cliffhanger. there should be a continuation right? there should be.
UGH CAN WE TALK ABT HOW CATRA IS LITERALLY THAT CHARACTER WHO GETS HER ARC AND WHATEVER and yeah sure that's cool BUT she has to hang out with a bunch of reckless and the most uncool squad in the universe. like literally they're so lame they call themselves the best friend squad like boo what a bunch of losers i would step on fucking legos BAREFOOT for them.
Catra 🤝 Zuko on being redeemed villains who Found their Family in the 'good guys' they tried to kill multiple times before, and realizing that they are really just real fucking Morons.
and adora. ADORAAAA! she is literally the most selfless person ever it's not even healthy anymore. she's such a dumb jock with a heart of gold i love her so effing much. my baby. my life. my everything.
GLIMMAH. my bad bitch. lost a parent, argued constantly w the living one, lost the living parent, fucked up big time, found out the first dead parent wasn't actually dead after all, was forced to fight with Dead Parent But Not Really who is also the greatest sorcerer of all time and WON. i knew from day one she's gonna be the hated most in the fandom because YALL IDIOTS. i fucking love her and i dont stand for no glimmah slanda
bow. FUCKING BOW. the king of the kings of cinnamon rolls. literally was nice to everyone even to the people he holds hostages. kind of naive on his part but he got adora to trust him so yeah. easily lovable. the Rational Adult Baby of the group. gave the most amazing pep talks that he even got the WHOLE FUCKING PLANET to fight back. amazing. just. take away my kisses you amazing fucking bananaboat.
no rant here but i just want to say i love frosta with my whole heart and she does not deserve to bear the burden of a whole ass kingdom and be a fucking child soldier in the middle of a motherfucking war at only fucking eleven and three quarters. i love this amazing and aggresive fucknugget to DEATH.
ok so. ahem. this is the hard part cuz hahahahahaha like. this is gonna get so many disagreements but,,, i actually forgave shadow weaver. YES I FUCKING KNOW I KNOW i hated her for the entirety of the show until the last 2 episodes. in The Heart Part 1, i saw all of the clues, the foreshadowing, leading to her sacrifice. and really, YES she is an abuser. both to catra and adora (i actually fucking whimpered when SW touched catra and she flinched so hard). and i know, she's not a good person. i know her sacrifice isn't some last selfless act of goodwill shit. but what it is, is something she wants to do because she realizes what a shitty person she was. we all know she favors adora, but remember that tunnel moment/face off of SW, Glimmer, and Catra in uhhh season 4 i think? when catra straight out told her that she was and always would come back to and for adora? SW didn't say yes, what she said was something along the lines of she did it bc she wanted to destroy hordak. and i really think, that it wasn't her intention to abuse those kids. when adora called her out on her horse shit in Failsafe, she was actually taken back. she is literally that character that is a firm believer of The Greater Good, No Matter What. and yes, she's power hungry, but in the end, she managed to let her desire go to sacrifice herself didn't she? she's not a hero, and she emotionally (and also physically) scars catra and adora for life, but i genuinely don't think she Knows She's Evil and Continues To Do Evil Things. her character is way more complex than that. and I KNOW that what she's done are irredeemable actions, but i can't find it in myself to hate her. and it's easy to forgive her when you're a third-party watcher.
just. this show is incredibly beautiful. it hits you in all the right feels. its a KIDS' SHOW. what the hell, but it portrays wonderful messages the right way. beautiful animation, fantastic characters, THE DIVERSITY AAAHHH, the various moral lessons and solutions to real life problems, and the OUT OF THIS FUCKING WORLD PLOTLINE.
so now I'm gonna ask again. what the fuck am i supposed to do now.
oh and also legit question, who the FUCK is finn? I LITERALLY THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SEE CATRADORA'S KID ONSCREEN YALL GOT ME FOOLED SO BAD I FUCKING HATE YOU ALL.
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dancingthesambaa · 3 years
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The Smell of Plum Blossom Tea Ch 7
Summary: Just like a butterfly wing, a single act of kindness can change the course of the future, it certainly did for MK as a black-furred monkey put out a hand towards him
Rating: Teen and up
Chapter 7: Hero Born From The Shadows
“Selfie!” Mei posed as she took a picture of herself once she won the race.
“Mei!” MK excitedly said as he laid down flat on the ground with his arms raised high.
“MK!” She cheerfully picked him up, “Man that was one wicked race!”
“We almost died,” he weakly said.
“That’s life!” She joked, not understanding he was serious, “now how about we play some Monkey Mech! You can even invite your friend over!”
“Mei, he tried to kill me,” he said once more.
“Okay in that case,” she took out her phone and had an eerie red button right on the screen as she said with a wide smile that promised retribution, “Where does he live?”
“MK WHAT ARE YOU DOING!”
“HAHAHAHAHAHA!!” The trio yelled in laughter at MK's joke.
“I’m not kidding!” He jumped up and down as he carried the staff, “this is the Monkey King Staff! I’ll prove it to you!”
“Okay, how?” Piggy crossed his arms.
“Ummm,” MK held the staff closer to his chest as he began to nervously play with it, when suddenly it retreated inward then suddenly extended all the way to the table Tang and Mei was sitting at and crushed it.
There was a silence as the unbelievable just happen then Tang wildly sputtered out.
“HUBABABABABA Monkey King staff!” He rushed over to MK arm that was carrying the staff and held it up high, “I knew it all along! It is the legendary staff that was used to seal away evil!” Then he paused as he realized the implications and looked to MK, “wait a minute, why do you have it?”
“Okay I’ll bite, if the staff is here, where is the Demon punk now?” Pigsy questioned as he was still iffy on this entire thing.
“He’s at the shoe store,” Mei cheerily stated.
“What?” They all walk to Mei with her phone out.
“This better not be one of your dog videos.” He can’t even tell how many times she shoved that phone in his face when she was coping at that drooling menace.
“Ha! There’s always time for a puppy video, but no he’s trending,” she showed them a picture of a large Bull demon and a familiar flame head boy, “like #DemonBullKing.”
“Holy shit, this ain’t no joke,” Pigsy jaw dropped.
“What do we do?” Tang hesitantly asked
“…I have to go to Flower Fruit Mountain,” they all turned to look at MK. “If the only one who was able to stop the Demon Bull King was Monkey King then I need to go there.”
“Are you hearing yourself?” Pigsy stomped over to him, “we’re talking about a mountain that is surrounded by fuck tons of dangers. Have you not heard of the flaming mountains? It’s the reason why no one has been able to get close to the mountain in the first place?”
“Then what are we supposed to do?!” MK took a step forward, “Monkey King is the only one who is able to stop Bull King back then and the only one now.”
Mei opened her mouth to say something, but decided to close it and just wait.
“Kid look I know this is all a bit scary, but why do you think that you have to do this?”
“Well I have the staff and I can carry it, for some reason,” he whispered the last part then he put on a more determined face, “but more importantly someone needs to.”
Pigsy stared him down as the boy did the same, then the pig demon sighed as he picked up his car keys “Everyone go to the car, it seems we’re taking a trip.”
“Yes!/Roadtrip!/Flower Fruit Mountain!” The trio of humans all cheered as they made their way out, though Mei did slow her steps so that she could match MK.
“So when is Mackie getting here,” she abruptly said.
“Huh?”
“I mean he must have definitely heard your screams by now and I’m not even including the sounds of terror that everyone must be doing right now. We both know that he would already be on his way,” she added.
“Oh, um actually funny thing. He is currently not anywhere near the city right now,” he wilted at Mei’s dumbfounded look.
“What.”
“Yeahhhh he had a call for a medical emergency and he is kinda days away from here,” he scratched the back of his neck.
“Oh my god, talk about bad timing,” she dragged her hand over her face, “well you should definitely call him and let him know what’s up.”
“…you know, I was thinking that maybe, and hear me out here, maybe we don’t call him,” he squeaked out.
“MK I love you like a brother, but what kind of nonsense are you saying,” she stopped the two of them and put her hands on his shoulder. “We’re talking about the same crazy brain worry of an immortal demon monkey that would fret over every last injury if you let him and you're telling me you're not even gonna say anything?!”
“I mean we can wait until he gets back, I just don’t want to bother him when he’s working.”
“But it’s even worse when you don’t say anything! MK you have to-,” she was cut off by Pigsy yells.
“Hurry it up you two! Fate of the world and everything!”
“Oh well looks like we got to go,” MK hurried out of her grasp and quickly went to the car.
“This is not over!” She yelled as she chased after him.
“Lalala! I can’t hear you!”
“Save it for the road,” the pig demon called out.
“Where exactly are we going anyway?” Tang asked, “Can’t exactly get to Flower Fruit mountain by car.”
“I know a guy who can help us out, he is one of the meanest, toughest demons that I have ever met. If anyone can help us get there it’s him.”
Pigsy was lying on the ground in total defeat as everyone was all sitting in Sandy's living room as the big bad demon happily talked about some of his relaxing hobbies and activities.
“He sure is tough,” Tang smirked as he sipped his tea.
“Shut up,” moaned the demon.
Sandy stopped in the middle of his talk when he felt a small tap on his hip as the small pigtail girl began to beg with glistening eyes.
“Oh great Sandy sir, we could really use your help getting to Flower Fruit mountain,” she clasped her hands together.
MK quickly joined her as he went on his knees and began to plead, “please, the fate of the world depends on it.”
“Okay,” he nonchalantly said.
“Really/That was easy,” both teenagers questioned.
“Anything for Pigsy and Mac. I can get you there, but it ain’t a pleasant trip.”
“Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!” They cheered as they jumped around, but stopped in midair as what he said fully hit them. “Wait, you know Dad/Fuzzbutt?”
“Yeah, we have tea together sometimes,” the gentle giant smiled.
“Dad has a tea time buddy?” MK blinked a few times.
“Honestly not the most surprising thing about him,” Mei added. “He regularly hangs with Ní when he wants to take a nap.”
“…I hope they're going to be okay,” MK said as he thought back to all of the animals, creatures, and demons living in the forest. “I’m a bit worried.”
The twenty year old girl snorted, “I’m not, have you seen them? They can tear down groves of trees because they couldn’t share their favorite tree.”
“True,” not only the demons or creatures, but also the animals know how to put up a fight. He even once saw a chipmunk bite off the finger of a hunter before.
“Besides they have BaBa and ain’t no thing or demon is going through her,” she said in complete certainty.
“Yeahhh, she's pretty awesome.”
“Alright let’s get moving,” Sandy said as the two talked to one another. Then he looked towards Pigsy, “I’m telling you now old friend, if things get hairy I’m not the same demon as I was before. I don’t go around picking fights.”
“…ahhh, things have changed haven’t they,” he sighed, “We seriously need to have a talk later.”
“Speaking of talk, has anyone told Macaque about this?” The historian raised his eyebrow.
The two stop short as the pig demon slightly blanches as he whispers out loud, “hold shit, Mac is gonna kill me for bringing his kids into this.”
“Don’t think like that,” Sandy tried to comfort him, “I’m sure that he will be perfectly reasonable about all of this once we explain what went down.”
“Oh he’s not gonna kill us,” Tang said as he slowly began to get color back on his skin.
“Yeah, you're right-.”
“He’s gonna kill the Demon Bull King,” he bluntly said.
“…,” Pigsy had no words for that.
“Oh yeah, yeah he might be a tad bit angrier with him,” Sandy nodded. “Well let’s get this show on the road, Mo initiate the launch sequence!”
“Launch?!” They all questioned as they saw a blue bat leap up from his shoulder and next to the wheel where a big red button was and the car happily pressed it.
Everyone was startled as the whole ship began to shake and various noises rang out, they all ran outside to see that the ship was now supporting a few new features, one of them being three large turbo boosters.
“Onwards to Flower Fruit mountain!” Sandy called out as then the ship took out in a flash as they sped across the ocean.
“Oh yeahhhh!”
“Thank you so much for your help,” the Panda demon bowed lowly as the rest of his students did the same, “without your aid, I feared they all may have not survived.”
“Yeah, I thought that I was holding Yama's hands for a second there,” a crane, one of the students, joked.
“Just try not to take on anymore poisonous elephant demons for a bit, I rather not have to come back here and do this all over again,” Mac said as he adjusted his hold on his bag.
“Oh believe me, we won’t,” a tiger demon nodded.
“Whatever happened to him anyway?” a hippo student asked.
“He won’t be bothering us anymore,” they all look down to see the sheep demon smile at her friend’s serenely.
“W-what does that mean?”
“He won’t be bothering us anymore,” she repeated herself with the same tone.
“I’m not touching that with a ten foot pole,” the tiger muttered under his breath.
“I still can’t believe that people still think that’s she the harmless one,” a large dark wolf said as the rest of them nodded.
“It’s kinda hilarious,” the monkey smirked, he still remembered walking in on her, when he used to make deliveries, and saw her standing on top of a pile of unconscious demons. “Well, I have to head out now.”
“I wish you safe travels on your journey back,” Po smiled.
“Thanks, hopefully my kiddos didn’t get into too much trouble.”
“Have some faith in them, I’m sure they are just fine.”
“AHHH!” They all screamed as they scattered away from the fireball heading towards them.
Luckily, both MK and Mei managed to nimbly land on their feet despite the surprise attack, Pigsy was less than lucky as he fell on his back.
“Pigsy!” They yelled out and helped him up.
“Hahaha,” the wind demon lightly chuckled as she held out her hand, “I’ll be taking that staff now.”
The teenagers got into position as they glared at her, “this belongs to the Monkey King, there is no way you’ll take it!”
“Awww, playing to be a hero, sorry to disappoint but playtime is over.”
Mei and MK looked at one another and without words being shared they split off onto either side running.
“Kids!” Pigsy worriedly cried out as he tried to follow after them, but was stopped by a burst of lava emerging from the cracks.
“Aww, cute,” Princess Iron Fan smirked as she kept her eyes solely on the staff, “you think you stand a chance.” Then her eyes widened as she felt a small aura behind her and she quickly used the wind to push it back, it did little as she dodged a blow to her head.
“Ha! You call that wind? I know a vulture that can easily surpass that for her morning fly,” Mei mocked as she began to swipe at the demon with her sword.
“Little girl, you know not of what-,” she quickly dropped down as she felt a small gust of wind aimed towards her and she was only grateful that she did as she saw that Sun Wukong staff was aimed at her head.
“Don't you dare underestimate us!” MK yelled out as he backed up.
“You little-!” She winced as she felt a blow to her side.
“Should have kept your eyes on me bitch,” Mei grinned as she drew her glowing sword back and went for another.
“That’s enough,” she calmly said, though if one were to look carefully they would see that her fists were curled up in a ball as her eyes glowed a dull red. She then held out her hand, which transformed into the same glove that removed the staff, to block the staff aimed towards her.
“What?” That was all MK could say before he was blown back far away past the mountain.
“AHHHHHHHH!”
“No MK!” Mei screamed with tears in her eyes, not noticing a certain demon freeze up at the name, as she attempted to follow her brother.
“Mei, we got to go,” Pigsy choked out as he rushed to her and picked her up to run as the teenager struggled over his shoulder. “I’m sorry kid.”
Princess Iron Fan was silent as she looked to the two mortals running away from her then to the ocean where she blew the child mortal away. She said nothing as she tightly gripped the staff in hand then vanished away, she needed to go to her husband after all.
The boat was silent as it gently floated along the ocean as the remaining occupants tried to swallow what just happened.
“I’m sorry MK,” Pigsy whispered out as he looked down to the clear water, he didn’t even flinch when a familiar hand touched his shoulder.
“Pigsy,” Sandy quietly said.
“There was nothing we could do,” Tang said with his back turned.
“Nothing? Nothing! I could have done something!” Pigsy marched over to the human with rage as he grabbed his shoulder to see Tang's sorrowful face, “I could have-I should have protected MK! I made a promise to not only Mac but to myself that I would! And now…,” he trailed off as his whole body went slack and let go of his scarf. “It’s over, there is nothing we can do.”
“It’s not over,” he turned up with tears in his eyes to look at his friend, “MK may be lost, but we can make sure no more lives are lost. Make sure that his sacrifice wasn’t in vain.”
Pigsy could only nod as he wiped the tears in his eyes as Sandy put a comforting hand on his shoulder.
“Someone has to pay,” the trio looked over to Mei who hadn’t said a word till now. “Someone has to fight.”
“Mei?”
She quickly wiped her face as she continued with her backs to them, “that demon bitch is going to,” she turned around with a forced smile on her face as they all felt an ominous presence among them as lighting and thunder roared in fury, “pay.”
They all nodded as a determination filled them all as they mentally and physically got prepared for the battle arising.
Mei looked out to the ocean once more and gripped the rails tightly.
‘I’m so sorry I couldn’t save you MK, but I’ll make damn sure we’ll end this. This is for you…by the gods how am I gonna tell Makkie?’
“Ugghhh,” MK moaned out as he slowly came to consciousness, he felt two furry hands in his hair even with his eyes still closed. “Just five more minutes Dad.”
“Ooo?”
His eyes snap open as he realized that this wasn’t his Dad as he awoke to a white furred monkey standing on top of his stomach, “uhh hi?”
The monkey tilts his head.
MK gives a small smile as he remembers the times when a monkey back home would climb onto him, “this feels familiar.”
The monkey eyes then glint as several more appear with the same glint.
His face falls, “nevermind this seems more familiar,” he says as he quickly rolls over from the monkeys’ attack and stands up.
All of them looked over to him and it looked like they were about to give chase before they paused and tilted their head as they recognized a familiar smell on him, but then they saw him stand up so that thought exited quickly as they all scurried off.
“I swear, what is with monkeys and my hair,” he grumbled as he then turned to see the ocean in front of him with the volcanic plain just bordering.
“Wha-gha!” He clutched his head as memories of what happened travel all throughout his head. “Right, that…where am-,” he cut himself off as he turned around to see a beautiful mountain towering above him.
“Flower Fruit mountain.”
He gazed at it for a few moments before he got his hearing back and began to rush to the mountain.
“Hello! Monkey King!? You in here!?” He called out as he stepped into the magical cave inside the magic waterfall, which also held magical drawings that came to life. “Can really use your help? Things aren’t looking good!”
He stopped as he waited for an answer, but as he stood there, nothing replied back. It was only him and a small house in front of him.
“GHA!” He kicked over a rock in frustration as he began to look around. He was not about to give up that easily though he did pause when a small butterfly approached him and landed on his nose. “At least someone here,” he jokingly said with a small smile.
“Yep I am!” It replied.
“AH!” He screamed as he flailed his arms at the unexpected response.
“Yes yes it is I,” the butterfly said once more as it fluttered to the ground, “the great monkey-oof!”
“Is it dead?” He questioned as he slowly lifted his foot, he was not about to take any chances, especially not with what happened last time he met with a small talking bug. He and Tang can still feel the icky grossness crawling up their spines, they can never unfeel what has been felt.
Then the bug began to glow.
“What??”
It grew bigger, its form was fluid as it didn’t take shape at first, but then it transformed into a hawk then it soared high and landed as it tiger then the tiger began to stand on its legs as it transformed into a bear until finally, it transformed one last time into a monkey.
A very familiar monkey.
The first thought that entered MK's head when he saw the monkey was that he was taller than he expected him to be. In fact, he even thinks that he’s taller than his Dad.
The second thought was acknowledging that the Monkey King was standing right before him.
“Yep the one and only,” he stood tall as he looked around the room. “Sooo, where’s my staff?” He took a step back when he saw the kid's eyes well up with tears.
“I am so sorry!” He began his rant as he tried to explain what happened and how he messed up royally when he heard laughter.
“Look kid, I have to come clean,” he looked up to see that the Monkey King was kneeling as he put his hand on his shoulder. “I’ve been kinda watching you.”
“Huh?” Then his eyes widen as he remembers all the times he has seen the strange occurrences appear. “Wait what?!”
“Pfft! The look on your face is perfect!” He laughed out loud.
“Perfect for what?!” He was making absolutely no sense right now.
“To be my successor!” He started with a deep voice as he crossed both his arms.
“Uhhh what have you been drinking? Are you sure you’re the Monkey King? I think you may have a brief stint with insanity due to the isolation. I have some herbal remedies that can help with that,” he poked and prodded at the monkey. He felt a tail wrap around him and place him down, he had to stop the sudden urge of twisting the tail hard to let him go, he still remembers all the times Dad did it to him during training. He flew so high up.
“Listen kid, you fought demons and you didn’t die,” he casually said as he opened a bag of chips. “And you made it here, not anyone can lift my staff, but you did.”
“But what about DBK?” He urged him.
“Pfft, what about him,” he summoned his cloud as he laid on it while eating said chips, “you can handle it.”
A small part of MK really wanted to throttle the Monkey King at that moment, but his desperation and anxiety outweighed his irritation as he stumbled upon his words, “but I-I can’t…ahhh.”
This made the monkey pause and he gave an exaggerated sigh as he walked over to the kid and put a comforting hand on his shoulder, “look if you can lift the staff you can use it. Just believe in yourself, even a smidge makes all the difference.”
MK looked up at him and gave a small smile, he may not have the best self-esteem, but he damn well is not gonna stop.
“Now then,” he dramatically began, “the staff was taken from you, take it back.”
MK's smile then turned into a wide toothy grin, “alright.”
Wukong gave a smile to his new successor, but something in the back of his mind nagged him that MK grin reminded of someone, but he can’t quite put his finger on it.
“Ughhhh,” laid a collapsed Red Son as he groaned in pain at the jet impact.
Everyone else was in shocked silence as they watch MK slowly crawl out of the wreckage.
“Man, that was worse than the time we tried swinging from the vines for the first time.”
“MK!” Mei rushed over to him and gave him the tightest hug, “I thought you were-you know and I saw you blast off in the fire, but you are here and alive! I am so glad I don’t have to tell fuzzbutt about your death. Wait, how'd you get a jet? Wait! Is Monkey King here?!”
“Well no, he said it’s up to me…us,” he smiled slightly at her.
“Well that was anticlimactic and sorta stupid,” she muttered the last part under her breath. Then they all felt the earth shake beneath them and looked up to see an oversized Demon Bull King.
“And how are we meant to fight that?” Tang incredulously called out the question on everyone's minds.
The teenager looked at the towering menace and back to his hands and gripped it tight as he pulled his hair into a tighter ponytail, “we believe in ourselves.”
BOOM!
The ground shook once more.
“…somehow.”
“A jet would have been nice right about now,” she mused as she kicked the pile of rubble. Then out of it slowly emerged a smaller, but still very cool looking, motorcycle.
“That will work!” He said as he hopped on the bike.
“Go get him buddy!” She cheered for him and he gave a quick nod before zooming off, leaving the rest of them behind.
“You know how I said before about Mac killing us and the Bull King,” Tang suddenly said.
“Wait what?” Mei raised an eyebrow at the absurd topic.
“Yeahhh?” Pigsy drawled out.
“Well I think we can safely assume that the Monkey King is now on that list.”
“Oh yeah/Most definitely,” both pink and blue demons respectively said as the pigtailed teenager couldn’t help but laugh.
“Fuccck that hurts,” he moaned out as he attempted to free himself from the rubble.
“You thought you could defeat me!” The Bull King laughed as he made his way towards the mortal. “I will not let a little thief take victory from my grasp.”
MK, who was panicking, quickly tried to find ways out of this, but then he heard a faint noise and looked up to see the arcade sign slightly glowing.
“Just believe in yourself, even a smidge makes all the difference,” he couldn’t help but think back to the Monkey King’s words, but there was also another.
“It will be hard, no doubt.” He heard his father's voice echo through his mind as the pain slowly subsided, “and at times it may seem like the whole world is against you, but know that you still have tomorrow waiting for you. So keep your head held high and look towards the stars, cause that right there is your limit starlight.”
And he does, he is looking past the arcade sign and looks towards the stars that make the faintest appearance among the darkening sky.
Only one thought was clear in his mind when those words combined as he slammed his staff down.
‘I can do this.’
Then an amalgamation of parts from various buildings, streets, and other places began to structure itself together to make a red and gold mech suit with a violet headband and cape.
“It’s time for your family to be brought to justice,” MK yelled out as he pushed the mech forward as he dived bomb down to the demon. “Here comes Monkie Kid!”
The giant staff impacted the demon with a loud burst of energy and sound.
BOOOOOMMMMM!
BOOOOOMMMMM!
Six ears suddenly perked up at the unexpected noise as the owner of said ears' eyes widened as that was coming from the same direction he was heading.
He picked up his pace.
“And I was all like, ‘I have to finish this once and for all’ and I started glowing!” MK excitedly said as he gobbled down another bowl of noodles.
“And then what!” Tang and Mei excitedly asked.
“And I cut a building in half and dropped it on him!”
“Coool!”
“I still can’t believe that happened,” Pigsy snorted as he ate his bowl, “scratch that I can’t believe that all of this happened.”
“I can, it just happened in front of our eyes,” Sandy joked.
“Seeing is believing…I guess,” he threw his hands in the air as he winced as he felt a sharp pain, “fuck.”
“Are you okay?” Tang had noticed Pigsy winces and went over to his side to examine.
“It’s nothing,” he muttered as he tried to focus on anything except the warm hands against his neck.
Sandy didn’t comment on just how fast Tang shot to the pig demon side and instead stood up, “I’m going to look behind back, you still keep your bandages underneath the second drawer?”
“Yeah, but I think I ran out,” he answered, “used it up when some maniac decided to throw water over the counter in a fit of anger and landed right on the handle of a boiling pot of water.”
“Yikes, well I can see what I can find.”
“You know at times like these I wish Mac was here,” Tang said as both Mei and MK nodded.
Boom
Everyone then jumped up at the sound of the door slamming open and turned to see the one and only Macaque looking at all of them with shock.
“What in the hell happened?!” He almost screamed out as when he first walked into the city he could hear the sounds of screams and destruction emitting everywhere. The scenery was no better as buildings collapsed, streets were uprooted, and people were all hiding or unconscious in various states. He rushed over to find his kid's heartbeat and then sighed in relief as he heard their voices and booked it over to them as fast as he could. Though before he could say anything else as he looked at their disbelieved, bruised, but still very much alive appearance before he could let a smile form, his eyes happened to lock onto a familiar bo staff in his son's hand.
“What the fuck?” He whispered out.
“Guess what Dad! I met the Monkey King!” MK excitedly said as he waved the staff around excitedly.
“What the fuck?” He said a little bit louder.
“And I’m the Monkey King successor!” He added on not knowing that the sentence almost gave Macaque psychic damage at the sheer revelation.
The monkey could only stare as he felt his eye twitch, he then took a deep breath to calm himself down, it did not work as well as he hoped. “What in the actual fuck did I miss?”
“Oh yeah, so the city totally got terrorized by the Demon Bull King and his family after the staff was pulled out, so we kicked some ass and MK here saved the day,” Mei proudly stated.
He can almost feel a migraine coming on as he began to rummage through his bag and brought out rolls of gauzes and various small bottles, “okay first, all of you sit your asses down and let me check the damage, and once that shit is over, you will tell me the what the fuck went down when I get a drink.”
“Plum Tea?” MK said.
“Gonna need something a little more stronger than that for this can of bullshit,” he whispered to himself. “By the gods what the actual fuck Wukong?”
“What you say?” Tang asked.
“I said sit your asses down!”
“Dad we’re all f-”
“Just by a glance I can see that some of you are suffering from some second degree burns, lacerations, bruises, and all types of other shit. So you either sit your asses down so I can fix you up or I will knock you unconscious and take it from there,” he threatened.
They all immediately sat down, even Sandy who plopped himself on the floor.
“I swear, can’t even leave for two weeks without shit happening,” he grumbled as he made multiple shadow clones to help make the process faster.
The moon shone high in the sky as many people were laid to rest. Some wounded, some crying, some joyful, some mourning, and some dead. No one still knew exactly what happened, but those thoughts could wait until tomorrow. For now, after the terror and agony they all suffered, it was time to close their eyes and let the nightmares encompass them or a blank passage of nothingness if they're lucky.
The same was said for the ones who helped stop the malicious terror that had once plagued the city, they all lay sleeping in a cozy apartment living room.
Sandy was happily snoring on the floor with Mo as he then was slightly lifted to place a pillow underneath him and a blanket draped over as well.
Tang and Pigsy were snuggled next to each other on the couch, with the pig demon head tucked underneath the human head, as another blanket dropped from above.
Finally, the youngest was curled up with one another, Mei having one arm around MK’s shoulder, leaning against the couch. Their loose blanket was brought back up as it was meticulously tucked then two furry hands softly ruffled both of their heads as they only slightly shifted.
Macaque looked at them with only sheer fondness as he fixed them up. Then his eyes narrowed and couldn't help but linger on their neatly wrapped bandages on both them and everyone else.
He made his way to the window.
“What happened today will not happen again,” the Bull King growled out as his body slowly healed itself. He is still not back to full strength yet, even when his powers had increased tremendously due to the no staff. After all, one couldn’t easily rise from the grave in full health without the assistance of miracle medicine.
“Of course it won’t, we were merely…unprepared after all,” Princess Iron Fan said as she silently stirred her drink. “You have just woken up from imprisonment.”
“Imprisonment heh, that is one way to say that damnation,” he huffed.
“But next time we will be prepared father,” Red Son confidently said.
“Hmph,” he grunted out as his mind was still racing as he thought back to the small mortal boy, “who was that little thief who claims to be the successor of Sun Wukong?” He snarled the last part out.
“Oh he is just a noodle boy who got lucky,” the flame demon huffed as the wind demon stayed silent.
“Well that luck seems to let him wield the staff, so there is some truth in his foul words. Either way, while he is no threat, he is a nuisance and you know what we do with pests” he stood up and his shadow seemed to grow in intensity with each and every word he spoke.
“We crush them,” the boy grinned savagely.
“Under our feet,” he stomped his large hoof in emphasis.
“Yeah, I have a bit of a problem with that,” a voice rang out and before anyone could react, the Bull King was suddenly pinned down by a large violet one-eyed form that emerged from his shadows.
“What is this!?” He yelled out as he struggled to break free, but it proved to be tough as his injuries weren’t fully healed.
“Father!” Red Son began to rush over but was stopped by his own shadow as well. “How dare you! Get your peasant hands off of me!”
Princess Iron Fan, the only one still free, barely reacted as a form from her own shadow began to come out, but instead of capturing her, it turned around to face them all.
“I was too naive to think it was merely a coincidence,” she sighed as the shadowy form revealed itself a very familiar simian face.
“Hey Flicker, Raki,” Macaque casually said to Red Son and Iron Fan as his eyes glinted a hostile violet, “it seems that we need to talk.”
“Six-Eared Macaque!” DBK stilled his movements, no matter how much the urge to break free, as he looked to the medicine monkey, “what treachery has overcome you that you dare make a move against us?”
Red Son couldn’t say a word as he looked at the demon, instead, his eyes were blasted open wide in confusion.
“Usually nothing,” he shrugged as he took a step towards them, “I don’t get up all in your shit when you swing by for some medicine and you don’t short change me.”
“It would be foolish,” Iron Fan said as she set down her cup with a small clink.
“Tell that to some demons,” he said as he took another step forward, “usually you guys are no problem, but now you became a problem.”
“You never interfered with our plans before, what makes this time so different,” he spat out.
“When you attacked my kids,” he bluntly stated with a snarl on his lips as his eyes glowed a bit brighter.
This stilled both father and son, but not the mother who pinched her nose.
“I was afraid of that.”
“You should be,” he sneered out as the shadows all around grew in intensity as they crawled up the walls leaving the area there in almost total darkness.
“Wait kids?! Do you mean noodle boy and biker girl?” Red Son asked as he flinched as the eyes locked onto him.
“MK and Mei, I know I told you about them plenty of times,” he drawled out.
“I didn’t realize they were the same ones,” he horrifyingly whispered out.
“Apparently not many do, so here’s what’s gonna happen,” he said with an even tone, “unless they have attacked you first, you will not lay a fucking hand on either of them, cause if you do, well I won’t be very…kind,” his voice echoed throughout the caves. “Do we have a deal?”
“Deal,” the Queen said first.
“Deal,” the Prince agreed next.
“…Deal,” the King lowly said.
“Good,” the shadows vanished in a poof and both Bull King and Red Son were freed and the cavern walls were once again illuminated by the soft glow of light, “I’m glad we can come to an agreement.”
“Will you still supply us?” She asked as she got down to business, he may have just threatened them, but he is currently the only demon nearby, and most experienced, with not only knowledge of medicine, but can acquire precious materials.
“Same charge,” he waved off as he began to walk away, “and Flicker, Sandy really?”
“It didn’t occur to me he was there until after I attacked,” he winced as he voiced his embarrassment, he didn’t notice his therapist was there until all was said and done. He should probably be grateful that Sandy usually goes with the flow, else he really would be screwed.
“Good luck on the next session,” he smirked, “Also, Daiyu wants a spar sometime, she misses having to fight against a fire demon,” he said. Daiyu has some issues going on in her mind, but that ain’t any of his business. He absolutely does not want to know what goes on in there.
Red Son blinks momentarily as she stands up straight and begins to boast, “As if she can hold her own against me! Tell her I will meet her in due time and she best be prepared.”
“Will do,” and like that he merged back with the shadows and vanished from sight.
“So what do we do now mother, father?” He looked towards both of his parents.
“We will honor the deal we made,” Iron Fan stated.
“Of course,” he didn’t even have to think to agree with that, even without the deal he still wouldn’t have attacked anything Macaque had claimed.
“And we will get stronger,” DBK finished as he stood up and began to walk away. He had no trifles with the Six Eared Macaque, even now when he wishes to wrap his hands against the monkey's throat for his words against him and his own, but he won’t. The two may have strict business relations, though the same can’t be said for his son and wife who seems to be on more…friendlier terms with him, he has a smidge of respect for the medicine monkey. He has heard the tales, both myth and reality, and he can acknowledge that the demon strove to his power through sheer cunning and wit, even if he had to stick to the shadows to achieve that.
So no, he will not go against the monkey deal, he has more integrity than that, but he will not show mercy if those mortals attempt to go against him.
“We will be unstoppable,” Red Son grinned as he made his way to his workshop. He had some inventions he’s been meaning to build.
Princess Iron Fan silently watched both her husband and son go in opposite directions. She gave a small sigh as she picked her cup back up and held it into her hands.
“It seems that the winds have changed once more, I wonder which direction it will blow.” She asked herself as she took a sip of her tea, then she scrunched up her nose at just how cold it was.
Oh yeah, I’ve been keeping the two of their reveal in my back pocket for this moment XD Props to anyone who may have figured it out along the way!
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coffintownkids · 3 years
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Alrighty! Ch. 32 is done and such brings an end to the 朝露 arc. I’m sure y’all remember the cute scene in The Untamed/CQL when WWX comes across a group of kids playing make-believe about the Sunshot Campaign. This is the chapter where that takes place. However, as previously mentioned, we’ve actually never met pretty much any of the characters involved first-hand. So this is again slowly filling the readers in about how the world perceives all these characters.
I couldn’t decide what part I liked best...So you get the entire scene! Very long post beneath the cut.
*EDITED* @weishenmewwx was nice enough to help me fix a couple of errors. Thank You!!!
The group of children stopped chasing it, then gathered together to start seriously wracking their brains over it, “What do we do since no one shot down the Sun? It fell by itself, so who’s the Leader now?”
One of them raised a hand, “It’s obviously me! I’m Jīn Guāngyáo and I killed the greatest villain from the House of Wēn!”
Wèi Wúxiàn sat on the inn’s front steps and watched on with great pleasure.
In games like this, there was boundless high regard for the Chief Cultivator Liǎnfang-Zūn. Of course, everyone would welcome playing that role the most. Although his background made people too embarrassed to speak of it, it was precisely because of it that him climbing to the highest position made people gasp even more in admiration of his achievements. During the Sunshot Campaign, he had acted as a spy for a number of years and had been a natural at it. He had run around in circles deceiving the entire Wēn Sect of Qíshān both inside and out, having them divulge countless secrets without even realizing it. After the Sunshot Campaign, he was fawned over in every possible way with terrific amounts of cleverness and an extreme variety of methods. Finally, he took the position of Chief Cultivator and became the person fully deserving of ranking first among the multitude of cultivation Houses. Such a life can be called legendary. If was playing, he would also want to try out for the part of Jīn Guāngyáo. Picking this little boy to be the Leader was just common sense!
So JGY is super well-liked by everyone, or so we’re led to believe at this point in the story. It’s mentioned in the novel very early on that he is JGS’s bastard, but it’s definitely pretty much glossed over and this certainly makes it sound like nobody cared about his “embarrassing” history. (We will come to learn this is, in fact, bullshit.) BUT, WWX does seem to think quite well of him.
Fun language bit about the “fawned over in every possible way with terrific amounts of cleverness and an extreme variety of methods.” The sentence uses 百般, 千般, 万般 to show the increase of how much praise got heaped upon him as 百=100, 千=1,000, and 万=10,000.
My other takeaway, which I think the show did a pretty bad job at conveying, was the passage of time and that JGY was actually with the Wēn Sect for years.
Moving on.
Another one of them protested, “I’m Niè Míngjué and I’ve won the most battles and have had the most captives surrender to me. I should be the Leader!”
‘Jīn Guāngyáo’ said, “But I’m the Chief Cultivator.”
‘Niè Míngjué’ raised his fist, “So what if you’re Chief Cultivator. You’re also my sān-dì, so you won’t see me running off with my tail between my legs.”
As expected, ‘Jīn Guāngyáo’ was rather well-suited at getting into character. He hunched his shoulders and ran away.
Sān-dì (三弟) just means third brother. AKA JGY was the youngest within 3zun.
Then another kid said, “You’re the one that died young.”
Since he had chosen to be a certain cultivation head, he naturally had been looking forward to being said cultivation head a little bit. ‘Niè Míngjué’ got mad, “Jīn Zixuān, you died earlier than I did. You had an even shorter life!”
‘Jīn Zixuān’ was unconvinced, “So what if I died younger? I was ranked Number Three!”
“Being ranked Number Three just means your looks were ranked Number Three!”
At that point, one of the little boys seemed tired of both running and standing, so he slowly walked over by the steps and sat down by Wèi Wúxiàn. He waved his hand like he was some sort of mediator and said, “Alright already, there’s no need to fight about it. I’m the Yílíng Lǎozǔ, so I’m the most awesome.”
Wèi Wúxiàn, “……”
He glanced down and, sure enough, the little kid was carrying a little branch at his waist that was probably meant to be Chénqíng.
There was actually a child pure enough to not bother arguing about good and evil. He was only debating the value of combat abilities and had willing taken up the honor of being the Yílíng Lǎozǔ.
Another kid said, “No way. I’m the Sāndú Shèngshǒu and I’m the most awesome.”
The ‘Yílíng Lǎozǔ’ rather understandingly said, “Jiāng Chéng! What can you do that’s better than me? When haven’t you lost to me? How is it a good idea for you to say you’re the most awesome? Aren’t you embarrassed?”
‘Jiāng Chéng’ said, “Hmph! How am I better than you? Do you remember how you died?”
Wèi Wúxiàn’s faint smile got wiped right off his face once his meaning sunk in.
It was like being jabbed with a highly poisonous needle without warning and it sent faint prickling pain throughout his entire body.
Oof. That is a lot.
The ‘Yílíng Lǎozǔ’ next to him clapped, “Look at me! On my left is Chénqíng, on my right is the Tiger Seal. Plus I have the Ghost General. There are none beneath Heaven that are my equal! Hahahaha…” He had a stick in his left hand, a stone in his right, and was laughing hysterically, “Wēn Níng, come out!” A kid in the back of the crowd raised his hand and weakly said, “I’m here…that’s…I want to say…during the Sunshot Campaign, I didn’t die, either...”
Wèi Wúxiàn felt that he couldn’t not interrupt.
He said, “Fellow cultivators, can I ask you a question?”
The children had never had an adult take part when they played this game before, let alone one that didn’t scold them and was completely serious about asking them a question. The ‘Yílíng Lǎozǔ’ was giving him a strange and guarded look as he said, “What do you want to ask?”
Wèi Wúxiàn said, “Why don’t you have any people from the Lán Sect of Gūsū?”
“We do!”
“Where are they?”
The ‘Yílíng Lǎozǔ’ pointed at a kid that hadn’t opened his mouth to say a single word from the start, “That’s him.”
Wèi Wúxiàn looked at him and, sure enough, he was completely fine-featured and looked like a charming child. He had a clean, white string wrapped around his forehead to serve as his head ribbon. He asked, “Who is he?”
The ‘Yílíng Lǎozǔ’ disdainfully curled his lip and said, “Lán Wàngjī!”
…Great. This group of children grasped his essence. If you’re playing the part of Lán Wàngjī you really ought to shut up and not talk!
Then suddenly, the corners of Wèi Wúxiàn’s mouth began to curl again.
That little poisoned needle got pulled out and he didn’t know what cranny it got tossed into, but all the stinging pain had instantly been swept away. Wèi Wúxiàn said to himself, “It’s both wonderful and strange. He’s such a stuffy person. Why does he always make me feel so happy?”
*yelling* Why does he make you so happy, WWX? Any guesses?
I’ve seen this translated as “boring” instead of “stuffy” so I’ll explain a bit. The word used is 闷 (mèn) which can be read as boring, so that’s not wrong. But, it’s a little more nuanced than that. It can also mean something “sealed tight” or “suffocate” or “shut indoors.” Like how a hot room without circulation can be called “stuffy.” But in English, we can use stuffy to mean someone that’s kinda old-fashioned and very stuck on being prim and proper. Which certainly is someone people might consider “boring”! I just didn’t think “boring” alone really captured it though.
Of course, this is when LWJ finally emerges from his Fortress of Solitude (after needing time to get through his Gay Panic.)
When Lán Wàngjī came downstairs, he saw Wèi Wúxiàn sitting on the steps and sharing a steamed bun with a group of children. Wèi Wúxiàn was eating his bun while directing two children that were back-to-back in front of him. “……There are currently countless Wēn cultivators before. They’re all armed and they’ve got you completely surrounded. Keep your eyes sharp. Yes, just like that. OK. Lán Wàngjī, pay attention. This isn’t the current you during peacetime. You’re covered in blood! Your killing intent is so heavy! Your expression is so fierce! Wèi Wúxiàn, get a bit closer to him. Aren’t you going to twirl your flute? Let’s see you twirl it one-handed. Have pizzazz. Do you know what pizzazz is? Come let me teach you.” ‘Wèi Wúxiàn’ made an “oh” sound and handed over the thin stick he was carrying. Wèi Wúxiàn rather skillfully and swiftly twirled ‘Chénqíng’ around between two of his fingers, causing the group of kids to whoop with excitement.
Lán Wàngjī, “……”
He quietly walked over and Wèi Wúxiàn saw him coming, so he brushed off the dust from his backside and called out his goodbyes to the kids. It had been so easy to just stand up and walk along the road with a smile. It was oddly like being drugged.
Lán Wàngjī, “……”
Wèi Wúxiàn, “Hahahahahaha, I’m sorry, Hánguāng-Jūn. I ended up sharing the breakfast I bought for you with them. I’ll buy more for us in a moment.”
Lán Wàngjī, “Okay.”
Wèi Wúxiàn, “How about it? Weren’t those two kids just now cute? Who do you suspect the kid with the string around his head was imitating? Hahahaha…”
He was speechless for a moment, then Lán Wàngjī ultimately couldn’t help saying, “……What exactly did I do last night?”
It definitely couldn’t have been anything simple. Otherwise, why did it make Wèi Wúxiàn keep laughing???
Wèi Wúxiàn kept waving his hand, “No, no, no, no, no. You didn’t do anything. I was just being silly, hahahahahaha…Alright, ahem, Hánguāng-Jūn, I swear I’ll talk business.”
Lán Wàngjī said, “Go ahead.”
Apparently WWX missed his calling and should have gotten into theater!
And poor LWJ is still panicking.
So now they’re off to Shǔdōng and we’ll be starting the Yi City arc next.
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shinymooncolor · 4 years
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Hi lovelies.
Hockey is back. ❤️
And so here is another sweater weather chat. It’s split in two. So stay tuned 😘
All the love in the world for @lumosinlove and each and everyone of you! This fandom is truly a remarkable place 💖
Sweater weather chat #12 part 1
Dumo loses a bet. Sunny has a lot of stories. Sergei once had blue hair. He also fought a German suit. Snuck a few of my nhl heroes in here. See if you can spot them. Nado is dying from anticipation. Blizzard wants pictures. Olli is trying to stay on topic. Alice has questions. Sirius has no comments. We jinx the cup a tiny bit. I took some liberties with rosters and timelines for international hockey. No people were harmed in the making of this chat. Danes really are pesky meatball thieves. I love germans (just needed a bad guy).
Friday 7.22 pm
Prongstar: hey dumo. Not backing down from the bet?
Dumodad: no. I honor my word. You guys won. What do you want? Suicides, my car, my wife’s cooking?
Talkiewalkie: damn dumo. Pimping out Celeste
Dumodad: like the lot of you aren’t half in love with her or Anya. You’re not subtle
Krisvolley: I’d marry both with no hesitation. Between Anya’s piroggi and Celeste’s brownies, I’d be set for life.
Nadotheman:fuck you’d have to fight me and Kuny both for that krissy.
Russiangod: I already son of Anya. I take sergei’s place
Sergei_81: am not even 40 yet. Also you all boys. Can’t handle women. They need men.
Logantremblayzzz: it’s weird guys. Don’t crush on your team mates wives 😳 also Sergei you are 40....
Sergei_81: 🤬
Blizzard: don’t make sexy eyes at your goalie when he’s stretching. 🤪
Timmyforrealz: burnnnnnn hahahahahaha
Prongstar: potential adultery, sergei’s age and Logan’s inappropriate staring aside. Dumo lost our bet. And I’ve made a decision. Drumroll please 🙈🙈🙈🙈
Kuny: drdrdrdrdrrrrrrrrrrrr
Prongstar: thanks Kuny babe 😘
Prongstar: dumo! I want the truth about Prague. In this chat. In writing. You have 1 hr.
Dumodad: no.
Sergei_81: no
Sunnysideup: YES
Sunnysideup: I’ll tell them if you don’t 😜
Dumodad: it’s all your fault. Stupid Swede.
Sunnysideup: no one made you bet me. We won, fair and square!
Sunnysideup: the year was 2006. Turin, Italy. Winter Olympics. A brash Russian and a confident Canadian decided to make a bet with a lovely, young and innocent Swede.
Bradygunzz: innocent? 😂😂😂😂
Walkietalkie: wait weren’t you in Sweden then? Or am I missing something? How’d you even know these guys?
Kaneyoudigit: I thought this story was about Prague?
DumoDad: it is. It just started 9 years earlier.
Sunnysideup: some of my national teammates played with Sergei in the khl during the nhl ‘05 lockout. Dumo was signed to do some press stuff with us at olympics. Something about cross team friendships.
Logantremblayzzz: Wow you guys are ancient
DumoDAD: we were top 3 seeded teams and they picked the Russian with good English, a Swede who’s not scary and me. It was fun. And it turned into a bit of drinking after Sergei and sunny started arguing about the quality of vodka.
Krisvolley: you shouldn’t drink at the Olympics 😂
Sunnysideup: anyways. We bet and of course all three were convinced our respective teams would win. Of course, we all know who emerged victorious 😜
Sergei_81: you had Swedish murder twins not fair. Baby sedin slash me on purpose
DumoDad: he didn’t. That was a legit hit you big baby. Also we did better than the US.
Sergei_81: was not clean.
Sunnysideup: we’re not having this discussion again. You both lost. It was a clean hit. Also, the fun part was the bet itself.
Nadotheman: just fucking tell us. The suspense is killing me.😳
Siriusly: whAt did you do??????? Dumo!!!!
Sunnysideup: well. they got kitted out in lovely blue and yellow team colors. Hank’s idea - some fans gave him loads of body paint. Hahahaha also Sergei was sporting a very impressive buzz cut then. It was a thing. So we’ve got these two idiots painted in blue and yellow including sergei’s head. Unfortunately the dye wasn’t meant for hair. So he had blue hair for two weeks after. Anya is still mad at me about that one 😜
Nadotheman: so you just painted them blue and yellow? That’s like so anti climactic.
Logantremblayzzz: oh he’s not done 😂
CarbO’Hara: Logan tell usssss
Siriusly: how come you told him and not me? I feel betrayed.
DumoDad: I didn’t. Celeste did. Traitor.
Logantremblayzzz: I was sad and homesick and she wanted to cheer me up. 😍
Ollibear: I feel like we’re getting off topic
Logantremblayzzz: wait didn’t you then make them steal the Olympic flags from the hotel you were celebrating at and exchange them with Swedish ones?
Sunnysideup: indeed, Logan, and that went smoothly. So it turned into a thing that every time we compete all three in an international thing. We make the losers swap flags. It’s cute.
Prongstar: what about Prague then? That wasn’t until 2015? Was it?
DumoDad: and we all remember who won.
RussianGod: is also where butt slap come from then? Pre game one?
Sergei_81: not our fault. U had Crosby make heart eyes at zhenya. And no Kuny, not from there...
DumoDad: you’re never letting that one go? Hahaha poor Sergei.
Dumodad: also. the butt slap is an Old tradition. We had a playoff round ages back and I slapped him. We won. We’ve done it since. Works doesn’t it?
Sergei_81: you said “let’s go get them”. Still do. It works. All magic slap. I thought you say “ let’s go eat them” Still works hehe
Ollibear: again, we’re veering off topic, dumo.
Sunnysideup: well. Prague. I know Canada won. Golden boy got golden goal. Blah blah blah. But for some reason we had another bet 😜. Dumo cooked up a revenge for me and Sergei. But it was before the final. We were just heading into the second round and somehow ended up in another vodka related discussion (we all know Swedish vodka is superior).
RussianGod: Swedish vodka is water. Russia best.
Sergei_81: was stupid idea. But vodka make us brave.
DumoDad: I never told you to start climbing that flag pole. You decided that on your own. I just told you to get me the flag.
Sunnysideup: he did climb that pole like a fireman though.
Timmyforrealz: hold up a sec. you’re telling me sergei “i never smile and my looks can literally make opponents wet themselves” Ivanov climbed a flag pole while drunk and it looked good?
Sunnysideup: he was wearing a “I love Canada” onesie and crocs. Which was about 6 sizes too little. We both were.
Newt-leo: we’re going to need pics of this.
Sunnysideup: well. The onesies were one thing. Still not sure how we got corralled into it. But anyways as I remember Sergei did successfully steal the flag from the hotel and started on the cars outside. We just didn’t know it was some group of fancy politicians also in town to watch hockey.
Dumodad: you Europeans and your weird politicians. Apparently the little politic guy didn’t like Russians. So his body guard tackled Sergei down. Sergei fought back. And somehow I ended up in the tangle of suits and Canada onesies.
Sergei_81: he blame Russia for stupid shit I might get mad. Police came and put us in little jail in hotel. Sunny no where
Sunnysideup: I went to get help. I didn’t know you were going to fight the bodyguards of the German minister of trade now did I?
Dumodad: was it German? I thought it was Spain. The flag was yellow and red.
Krisvolley: wait so. In the middle of an Olympic tournament, the three of you (all dads and husbands by 2015) gets shitfaced on vodka, go on a flag stealing rampage through Prague and get tackled by German secret services? 😫
Sergei_81: not Prague just one hotel. And car park. And house opposite.
Siriusly: how did you get out?
Sunnysideup: I bailed them out. Or. I managed to explain that they’re big hockey stars and got backstrom and oveckin to come and support me.. Ovi just giggled. Backy just stared until they agreed. He’s scary. Sergei was cursing a lot. Dumo was crying at one point... hehehehe he . I think dumo was nearly benched no after?
DumoDad: somehow the team found out and little mr captain was not happy?. Also at this point sergei was mostly naked as the onesie gave up halfway through wrestling Germans. We got a big fine, had to formally issue an apology to the German delegates and the hotel. And Sergei had to pay another fine for embarrassing Russia 😂
Sergei_81: they happy I hit German but I couldn’t say hehe. Also lost a croc never found it. Walk home in one shoe 👟
Siriusly: I can’t believe you almost caused an international incident because you were arguing about vodka.
Sunnysideup: you should see us scandies when it comes to the origins of meatballs. Pesky Danes trying to steal credit. 🤬
Blizzard: and you’re all still talking about me and the fountain. Also. We were on the lions team then? How come you’ve managed to keep this quiet? Also. Where are the pictures of this? I have so many questions.
DumoDad: Sunny has pictures. And so does the Czech police. And maybe the hotel. And it stays that way.
Blizzard: sunny. I want pictures.
Sunnysideup: lord Stanley will decide ❤️ also pretty sure both ovi and backy has some. For revenge purposes.
Siriusly: DONT jinx.
Prongstar: you broke cap.
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Tuesday 2.54 pm
Alice: Sirius.
Alice: Sirius pick up your phone.
Alice: Sirius Orion Black. Please tell me that a picture of you and Remus in a closet in Ikea’s kids department is fake.
Sirius: I was in hiding. Re helped me. We didn’t do anything
Alice: your shirt is on backwards.
Sirius: it’s a fashion statement.
Alice: and the shark?
Sirius: no comment
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Part two is coming up.
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hellomynudebrain · 3 years
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Minty Friday (Vxreader)
Hello nurses! This fic it's a colab with @lytholia check her art, and from a special event with @mysme-rbb
Enjoy it!!!
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Another friday afternoon in the spring
The trees has colorful flowers, the weather is getting warmer and the city is crazy as ever; the only place to relax from that riot is the park. And there's you, who is running behind your 99 pounds bobtail dog, because why not, you decided to bought him a new collar which was more fragil than the last one and broke on the middle of the park. So yes, you're running behind him with the most unconfortable pair of shoes and almost out of breath.
"Rosco, stop!" You screamed for all over the park while the people dodge you and Rosco.
Rosco was running as a horse and making to the other dogs bark, making the children scream and some old people cursing you because you can keep him calm.
The race is getting tired, you can't keep with the pace of Rosco and the shoes are killing you. Suddenly, Rosco stop on a bench and jump on the person who is sitting on the bench.
You're so embarrased from the way Rosco is behaving what make you run faster and apologize to the person.
Once near the unknown person, you see Rosco licking the strager's face. You rush to him and taking Rosco off from him and face him.
"I'm really sorry. My dog is not agressive but I hope he didn't hurt you" Blushing for the bad moment you had, you avert your eyes from him a second, however you can see him briefly. A handsome man with fine features, pale skin, mint hair and mint eyes which where cover with a pair of sunglasses, make you fall in love of him at first sight.
" He didn't cause any problem. In fact, he made my day really interesting. I've never seen a dog so cheerful as him" He giggles and caress Rosco.
"Thank you for been comprehensive. I always try to be careful with him but...today...today wasn't the day...Is there a way to repay you for this?"
"Don't mind it. He made my day..." He sigh and get up from the bench. "Anyway, take care of him, it was nice to meet you" He turned his back to you and kneeled in front of a black bag.
You are disappointed, because you wanted to talk with a bit more, nevertheless you take Rosco and turn your back as well. However just a few steps, you hear something fall on the grass. You turn your back and see the mint hair man trying to pick up a camara aquipment from the grass, he looks frustrated and sad, you couldn’t take it and go back to where he is and kneel before him.
"Are you sure you don't need something as repayment for what Rosco did?" You ask while you help him to pick all the camara stuff.
"... No... Well.. .If you can help me with this.. I'll be really greatful..."
"Yes, I'll help you. Just let me tie Rosco. I don't want to more repays to do"
He smile at you and you feel how the love arrow stab in your heart.
You tie Rosco as you can to the bench with the broken collar and help the beautiful stranger to arm his camara equipment with a warm and pleasant silence, like him and you were a couple.
Once you finish, the time to leave comes. You don't want to go, but you don't want bother him, besides he looks like a professional, maybe your talk wouldn't help him to concentrate. You walk through the bench and untie Rosco who was sleeping until you get near. You are hesitating and making more difficult to undo the knot only to gain more time, time to spend just a more with him. Your clumsy way to keep you there was a success, because the mint hair man calls you back.
"... Umh.. If I don't bother you... May you stay a bit more to help me? Just in case I mess up again, of course."
Your eyes fill with sparks and cheerful smile where evidente on your face.
"Yes, of course!"
You sit on the bench and look him work, focusing his camara on the beautiful view of the park.
The silence is present, but again not in an awkard way, but in a confortable one.
The mesmerazing view of him, keep you quite and Rosco calm, however, he decide to talk.
"I apologize for asking you to help me..."
"No, I have to be the one asking for an apology"
"... Hahaha... This is an apology festival."
You giggle, but a doubt comes to your mind and without thinking you talk in a loud voice.
"But if you're a professional, why do want my help?"
"... I'm a photographer... But lately my sight is not how it was... And the last time I came here. I saw this beautiful view and some how I got the need to take a photo of it...before my eyesight can't let me continue"
"Oh god! Is there's a way to help you to revcover it?"
"... Yes, a friend offered me to get a surgery... However, this is a punishment sent by God since I couldn’t keep my promise with an special person..." He turned her back to you and for a moment.
Your heart broke a little when you heard what he said, and it broke a little more when his sunglasses go down and let you see his eyes, a lonsome minty eyes, full of regret, nostalgia and with no hope in life .
How such adorable creature has to suffer like this? Those were your thoughts.
"... I don't know what happened but you should forgive yourself for whatever you did...You have the right to redeem yourself as any other human being!"
He turn his back and face you with a bitter sweet smile, a smile between disconfort and happiness.
"I wonder if I deserve such a thing as reedem. A sinner like me doesn't deserve it, not after I became a beautiful being into a different one"
"But you do!" You screamed and continue after an awkard silence. "You do deserve it! I think it's the better way to pay for your sins If you did something terrible, try to mend things and do good deeds until the day you die. On the contrary, suffering all alone and pity yourself and that person won't change anything!"
He look at you with a surprise look, what makes you regret immediately all you said.
" I'm so sorry...I didn't mean to offend you... But... "
He begins to laugh.
" Hahahahahaha... I never thougth that I get to know someone as direct as my best friend... Don't mind it, this is a point of view I've never thougth before, thank you... I'll think about it..."
The rest of the afternoon was calm and you spent a talking with him more, but about stuff not relate with the first conversation.
After a while, you and him say good bye to each other, however, the fairy tale ended, because the silly you, never asked his phone or at least his name.
The next few days, you spent your afternoons to look for him in the park a pathetic intend to meet again with him.
Saturday, you waited on the same bench with the hope he'd come to the same place or find him walking on the road, but your waiting was in vain.
Sunday, you have a family meal and between the talk and the no ending questions of your family, you came too late at the park.
Monday, the weather was against you that day, since it was raining in the city, but that didn't matter to you. You took a cape coat and boots, you cover Rosco, put him a cape coat too, and went out directly to the park, running on the muddy floor, your flustered heart and a Rosco getting fun with the puddles, were hanging to the hope of finally find him, even in the heavy rain, but he wasn't there.
Tuesday, rushing out from your work. Running out of the bulding bumping with each person that walked near you, sweating and running to arrive to your aparment. You take off your heels, fixed your messy hair and make up because of the race you made and grabbing the dog leash and bring Rosco with you. You were sure to arrive at time and find him on the same place and the same hour, but you could only found a cute elders douple fedding some pigeons on the bench. Sad, you took Rosco and walked out of the park.
Wednesday. Your jerky boss, gave you so much work, so much of it, however that doesn't matter to you and with some help of some cups of cofee (six because you need the caffeine), the speed with you finished the work was you personal record, however you finished on time. You did the same you did on sunday, but with the help of the coffee you could swear you arrived faster, just in time to maybe meet him, but God was messing with you. An elder man who was walking in front of you, collapse and had a heart attack. You assited him and some people too. When the paramedics came, it was late, but you hope wasn't broken (you never learn, don't you?) . Runnin again to the same bench, you could only see an empty space.
Thursday. You are tired from work and from the hectic week you had. You feel so frustrated, at this point, look for him was a madness and the logic told you it was, but your lingering feelings fot the boy with sad eyes, the urge to see him, hug him and tell him that everything was fine was stronger, just the enough amount to make you run and look for him. But not today, because you logic won, and you're felling sad while hugging Rosco sitting on the floor of your livingroom. Just today, you logic won and your heart is broken.
Friday. You get up was usual, go to work, get mad on your jerky boss and finish your day as always. You feel discouraged, your hands feel heavy to open the door of you aparment, but somehow you do it. Open the door, throw away your shoes and bag on the entrance, walk in a zombie way, to finally throw youself on the bed. You closed your eyes and hold the tears, but Rosco is not reading the mood, and with a happy tail move and wiht his dog leash on her mouth, he scratchs your hand and lick you face. You only look at him.
"I'm only a chaperon and a food giver to you,Rosco? " He wags his tail and look to you as an answer (Yes, you are human. Now, let's go to the park)
With a really bad mood, you enter in the park. The world didn't change, but you feel like it did. The way you walk is reluctant, only to satisfy Rosco.
You are getting near the same bench you found him, but the hope of finding him is dead. A tear is about to get out from your eye, but Rosco again, won't let you get down, because a squirrel show off on the road, and Rosco loves to chase them.
Yes, you fly when Rosco begins to chase the squirrel, you are running againt your will tryin to stop Rosco but he's stronger. The squirrel run faster as Rosco do. You close your eyes, and from nowhere something stops Rosco from the race.
Your eyes begin to open slowly, only seeing a minty stain in front of you.
"I think we should stop to meet in these circunstances" The man you were lookin all the week is here, in front of you giggle anda playing with Rosco.
Your feelings are all over the overwhelming, the right amount to make you inner voice come out.
"I thought we won't never meet again..." Your mounth spoke while a the tear you were holding finally comes.
The mint hair guy panic and with a really concerned look gets near you.
"Are you ok? Did you get hurt? Where did you feel pain?" His gloomy side disappeard for a second which made you laugh. No matter if the feelings you have creep him, you want to be honest.
"No, I'm fine...I was just... happy to see you again after...I spent most of the week trying to find you, but my tries were in vain, I felt frustrated and sad...but now that you are here...I feel happy, because I like you..."
The silence after you confession is long and you don't dare to look him in the eyes, bu when you do it. You are shocked. The minty man was red as tomato and is covering his face with embarrassment .
He sigh and look you at your eyes.
"...You weren't the only one...After you left I felt funny and the feeling was a bother, because about you said and what made me feel....so....ehem...I decided to look for you and discover why I feel like that...but all the week I have bad luck."
You eyes get bigger with every word he said.
"Saturday, my friend invited me to drink some wine, but he drank more than I thought and when I arrived to the park, you weren't here. On sunday, my camara broke when I was trying to take a photo and I went to the tecnician but he delayed and when finally I could go out, it was really late and park was closed. On monday, I came before the rain got me soaked and got me sick for the last three days. I tried to go out but everytimea bodyguard of my friend got me in bed again."
You laugh again, because it was stupid how many times you wanted to meet but you couldn't. Suddenly, the sadness go away. Suddenly, both of you begin to feel bold and get near to each other. He put his hand on your cheek and caress it while clening your tears from hapiness and sadness.
You feel his breath getting close to you, you body react by itsefl and close the eyes. A little peck on your lips is where you want to focus. Your arms as if they have a mind on their own cross on his neck making the kiss a little bit passionate, and his body is not against it, because his hand pull you face closer to his. The time stops.
Both of you look at each other and with a enchanted gaze and blushed cheeks you manage to open your mouth.
"...What was you name?"
"....hahahaha...Jihyun"
And he kiss you again.
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trashyswitch · 3 years
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The Ghosts of His Past
Part 2 to: Don't Release The Spirits! Link
William develops a relationship with the 5 ghost kids he originally killed. They spend time together, play games, and comfort each other when they're down. But another ghost comes out from the shadows, and immediately contradicts everything William had built up...
There is implied child murder, discussions about child murder, and implied suicide. If any of these topics bother you, you can either click off or read at your own risk.
It is still unknown whether a person’s soul lingers with their physical body. So far, the kids’ circumstance has proven it doesn’t. William had realized that despite the kids’ bodies being taken and properly dealt with for their funerals, their souls were no longer linked to their bodies long after being killed. The only body that still really existed within the Freddy Fazbear’s Pizzeria building, was William’s body. But that was only because his body was hidden too well for them to find. No one could tell that there was a body in that suit, unless they looked at the blood or actually opened the suit head. But William was a little nervous for that day to come. What if his soul was still linked to his body? And if so, then what would happen if he could feel the suit head being pulled off of him?! The thought terrified him.
It terrified him so much that he would spend some time just floating in the storage room, staring at the suit with blood surrounding it.
Today was one of those days where William would do this. He would just stare...stare until he couldn’t stare anymore. Soon, another ghost came floating through the door. “Hi William.” someone greeted.
William knew exactly who it was. “Hi Cassidy.” William replied. Cassidy was the only ghost that hasn’t called him Dad yet. She preferred to go by ‘Uncle William’ or ‘William’, depending on her mood during the day.
“Staring at your body again?” Cassidy asked. William gave her a slight nod. “Why? It’s just gonna make you feel worse.” Cassidy told him. “We didn’t spend hours looking at our bodies. Sure, we didn’t get to see them very much. But we didn’t dedicate time to stare at our bodies like you do.” Cassidy told him.
William sighed and rubbed his forehead. “I know.” William replied. “I know it’s just gonna make my thoughts whirl again. But...I’m nervous.” William admitted.
“Nervous you’re gonna feel your unconscious body’s pain?” Cassidy asked.
William looked at Cassidy and nodded.
Cassidy floated over to the body and dug her hand into the suit. William widened his eyes. “What- HEY! DON’T!” William shouted, before tensing up for the pain that was gonna hit him.
...But…
Nothing happened. William opened one eye and opened both when he realized Cassidy was still digging around. There was nothing. No pain. “...Wait…” William muttered, confused.
Cassidy removed her ghost hand and turned around. “See?” Cassidy revealed, showing her hands.
But...there was one tiny problem: her hands weren’t bloody.
“Why aren’t they bloody?” William asked. “And...If you’re a ghost, are you even able to interfere with my physical body?” William asked.
To further prove William wrong, Cassidy dug into the suit again and ripped out some wires and...Oh god...Was that-
William widened his eyes in horror and disgust. But...she was right. He wasn’t experiencing pain. “...Wow.” William reacted, looking down at himself. Nothing of his ghost body had changed.
“Now do you see?” Cassidy asked, throwing the mixed handful of guts aside. “No pain, no worries.” Cassidy replied. Even as she ridded her hand of the guts, her ghost hands were not covered in blood. Only the guts themselves were slightly bloody.
Cassidy floated to William. “Now come: You have a family to come home to.” Cassidy encouraged, grabbing his hand and floating through the door together.
Even though William’s body was still technically connected to the springtrap suit, William was still capable of moving away from the suit and onto the stage whenever he pleased. This stage became William and the kids’ shelter during their time spent in purgatory. So, that’s where they headed. William and Cassidy flew themselves through the stage curtains and observed the cute scenes within the stage: The kids had made 2 separate forts out of the worn out pair of torn red curtains that had been previously discarded in the storage room. They had multiple dining room chairs set up to keep the curtains up, and had half-deflated balloons as pillows for their forts. They had also hung up party banners as the fort curtain entrances, and used the leftover party hats to make their forts look more castle-like on the top.
“Sir Gabriel! The Mighty Men have broken our entrance walls!” Fritz told Susie.
“Oh no! I will start repairs right away!” Susie declared.
“But your Majesty! You’re the queen! How will you repair the walls if I’m fighting?” Fritz asked.
Cassidy smiled and grabbed the toolbox hammer. “Worry not, Soldier Fritz! I, The handy girl, is here to fix your walls!” Cassidy declared.
“Hallelujah!” Fritz declared.
Susie pouted. “I wanna fix the wall! Being a queen is boring. You can’t do anything!” Susie whined.
“You can help me, if you want to.” Cassidy offered. “I’ll let you hold the hammer too.” Cassidy offered.
Susie gasped and held her hands out for the hammer. Cassidy handed the hammer to her, and watched as the hammer weighed Susie right down to the ground. The hammer was just too heavy for her ghost hands to carry.
This ended up being a hilarious thing for William to watch: he let out a short laugh in reaction. Suddenly, Susie looked at William! “DAD’S BACK!” Susie shouted, throwing the hammer to the side and floating quickly to William. Cassidy yelped in surprise and tensed up for the hammer to hit her on the chest…
...Only for the hammer to float right through her body.
Cassidy opened her eyes and observed the hammer that was floating below her footless bottom. “...Oh.” She reacted. She had managed to forget she was a ghost and couldn’t actually get injured by physical objects.
William lifted Susie up and hugged her happily. “Hello Susie! Having fun?” William asked.
“Yes! We’re playing a game where a girl kingdom and a boy kingdom are fighting to take over the other!” Susie explained.
William giggled. “Yeah? Who’s winning so far?” He asked.
“THE BOYS!’ Jeremy yelled, sitting on the ‘throne’.
Fritz and Gabriel were doing a sword fight with wooden sticks and were being cheered on by Susie and Jeremy. It didn’t take long for the kids to throw their sticks back to their forts and for the kids to start wrestling.
“YES! SHOW FRITZ WHO’S BOSS!” Jeremy shouted.
“KICK HIM IN THE CROTCH, FRITZ!” Susie yelled.
“I CAN’T KICK HIM IN THE CROTCH! HE FEELS NO- EEK!” Fritz shouted to Susie, before being shoved to the ground by Gabriel.
“A-HA! I’ve GOT YOU NOW!” Gabriel declared.
“Not for long!” Fritz declared, before reaching her arm up to tickle him.
“Nope!” Gabriel declared, pushing her arm down. Fritz reached her other arm up. “Not happening!” Gabriel declared again, pushing her other arm down. But that didn’t stop the girl from leaning forward and blowing a raspberry on his neck! “BWAAAAHAHAHAHA!” Gabriel let go and floated away quickly. But Fritz was already up and chasing him! “WAIT! NO! FRITZ! STOP IT! EEEK!” Gabriel shouted amidst his quick ‘running’.
“Wow! For a person who’s part of the man side, you sure scream like a girl. Maybe you should join us!” Fritz suggested.
“NO! NEVER! I AM A BIG BOY!” Gabriel argued.
Fritz soon caught up to him and pinned him down. “About as big as a school desk.” Fritz replied with a smirk as she wiggled her fingers at him.
“Hey! That’s mean! I’m taller than a desk!” Gabriel argued.
“Fine. How about this: As big as a teacher’s desk?” Fritz offered.
Gabriel thought for a moment, and slowly nodded. “Okay. I can see tha- YAAAHAHAHAHA! EEEHEHEHEHEHE! FRIHIHIHIHITZ!” Gabriel shouted, laughing hysterically as Fritz drilled near his hips.
“Yes soldier?” Fritz replied.
“STAHAHAP TIHIHIHICKLIHIHING MEHEHEHEHE!” Gabriel begged.
“Do you accept defeat? Do the girls win this war?” Fritz asked.
“IHIHIHI…” Gabriel replied, not really sure what to do.
“DON’T GIVE UP, GABRIEL!” Jeremy called to him. “YOU CAN DO IT!”
“KEEP TICKLING HIM, FRITZ! GO FOR HIS NECK AGAIN!” Susie cheered on.
William was just giggling to himself as he watched the whole thing. If only the world wars had been fought like this...There would’ve been next to no bodies to clean up.
“OHOHOKAHAHAHAY! IHIHI GIHIHIHIVE UHUHUP! GIHIHIHIRLS WIHIHIHIN!” Gabriel finally gave up.
“Awwww…” Jeremy whined.
“YES! GIRLS WON! WE WON! GIRLS RULE! BOYS DROOL!” Susie shouted, standing up from her throne and jumping around.
William smirked and walked up behind her. “Now you be careful what you’re saying, Susie bear…” William warned with a hint of playfulness in his voice.
Susie’s cheering quickly paused as she realized who was behind her. Susie turned around and looked up to William. “...Oops.” Was all Susie said.
“Come here you!” William declared before picking her up. Susie let out giggles and quickly bursted out laughing as William lightly squeezed her lower ribs and skittered his fingers all over her belly. “Tickatickatickatickatickatick- atickatickatickatickatick!” William teased super quickly.
“EEEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHA! DAHAHAHAD NOHOHOHOHO!” Susie laughed.
“Dad nooo? That’s cute. Looks like poor Susie should’ve thought about that before you said that boys drool.” William suggested.
“BOYS! THE TICKLE MONSTER HAS SUSIE! DOGGIE PIIIILLLLE!” Fritz shouted.
Suddenly, there was a war cry of 4 other kids floating up to him super quickly before kitty slapping him. Though it took Cassidy’s hand to get William onto the ground, the kids did manage to get William down so they could doggy pile him.
“Help! I’m being doggy piled! aaAAAAH! Hahahaha! Ahahand tihihickled! HAHAHAhahaha!” William fake yelled, quickly falling into giggles and laughter.
“TICKLE ATTACK!” Cassidy declared before tickling his ribs and sides.
William squealed and bursted out laughing almost immediately. The kids quickly joined in, tickling his armpits, his hips, his feet, and his neck. Fritz had started going for the abs as well, which ended up being the best choice she’s ever made. “HAHAHAHAHA! NOHOHO AHAHAHABS! NOHOHOHOHOHO AHAHAHAHABS!” William screamed.
“Oooh! A keypad!” Fritz declared. Fritz started poking and pressing roughly on the abs like a telephone keypad. “Beep beep beep, beep beep beep, beep beep beep beep!” Fritz teased. William threw his head back and bursted into cackles. Fritz made her hand into a phone symbol. “Hello? Oh HI! Is this the tickle monster?” Fritz teased, looking at William from the corner of her eye.
“STAHAHAHAP IHIHIHIT!” William begged.
“Perfect! He is here, and ripe for the tickling.” Fritz replied to the fake voice on the other line.
“COHOHOME OHOHON GUHUHUYS! IHIHIHI NEHEHEED AHA BREHEHEHEAK!” William begged.
Jeremy and Susie both bursted out laughing. “No you don’t! You’re a ghost just like us! You don’t need air!” Gabriel argued amidst his own laughing.
William looked at himself and realized: Yeah...he’s right. “BUHUHUHUT STIHIHIHILL! IHIHI’M GOHOHONNA GEHEHEHET YOHOU GUYS BAHAHAHACK!” William told them.
Susie giggled. “I know.” She replied.
Suddenly, Fritz started clawing and spidering her fingers all over William’s abs! “eeEEEEHEHEHEHEHE! HAHAHAHAHA! NOHOHOHO SPIHIHIDERIHIHIHIHIHING!” William pleaded.
“Is poor Papa afraid of spiders?” Fritz teased.
“AHAHAHA LIHIHIHITTLE.” William replied.
“Oh no!” Fritz reacted, looking at the other kids with a wink. “Guess we’d better get more spiders crawling around, then.” Fritz replied, wiggling her fingers like spiders to show the kids what to do.
William’s eyes widened in fear as he stared at the kids’ signalling. He knew EXACTLY what they were planning, and he knew he was gonna love it, AND hate it all at once. Suddenly, all 5 kids spidered their fingers all over William’s sides, belly, ribs, hips, armpits and neck. William was laughing and wiggling around absolutely everywhere! It was hilarious for the kids to see him wiggling around like a fish out of water, and even MORE hilarious watching him wave away the spiders that weren’t really spiders.
“Hmm? What’s going on?” a voice asked. The kids suddenly stopped their tickle attack and looked to their right:
There, rubbing their eye, was the ghost of a tiny girl with long brown hair, and a red wound on the right side of her right chest. The rest of the ghosts flew over to her.
“Hi Charlie!” Cassidy greeted.
“Sorry Charlie.” Susie immediately apologized.
William was still quite giggly from the tickle attack. He was holding himself in the fetal position and letting out the leftover giggles that were still in his lungs. He didn’t even realize there was another ghost on the stage.
Charlie smiled at the two forts. “I see you guys are having fun.” Charlie said to them.
“We were playing war kingdoms!” Jeremy declared.
“And the girls won!” Susie added.
Charlie giggled. “That’s great!” she said.
Soon, William finally calmed down enough to sit himself up. “Who’s he-” William paused his words when he realized just who he was looking at. She was completely familiar to him. He knew this ghost all to well. But...How did…
Charlie turned to look at William and widened her eyes as well. She backed up slightly gasped in fear. “Get behind me.” Charlie ordered the rest of the ghosts.
“It’s okay, Charlie. He’s-” Jeremy tried.
“Behind me. Now.” Charlie ordered again, glaring at Jeremy.
Jeremy, and the rest of the ghosts went behind Charlie before Charlie threw her arms out to the side to guard them from the murderer. “Uncle. William. Afton.” Charlie said slowly, her strong voice covering up the fear she felt. “Father to Elizabeth and Michael...Best friends with my Father...And Co-founder of Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza.” Charlie explained.
William snapped out of his thoughts. “I...Charlotte-”
“CHARLIE.” she shot back.
William backed up slightly in fear, and looked away for a moment. “Ch...Charlie.” He said, growing more and more afraid of her.
Charlie noticed this and lightened up her facial expression. “Afraid?” Charlie asked.
William nodded his head. “And confused. I killed you outside the building. Why would you cling to the building?” William asked.
“You think I had a choice?” Charlie asked. She looked at the music box and pointed to it. “My soul possessed one of your animatronics.” Charlie explained. “That kept my soul in the Pizzeria.” She explained. “These souls possessed your animatronics too.” Charlie explained.
She started pointing to the kids and stating which animatronic they became.
She pointed to Jeremy first. “Bonnie.” Charlie said.
She pointed to Gabriel. “Freddy Fazbear.” Charlie said.
She pointed to Susie. “Chica.” Charlie said.
She pointed to Fritz. “Foxy.” Charlie said.
She pointed to Cassidy. “Golden Freddy.” Charlie said.
And lastly, she pointed to herself. “Marionette.” Charlie said.
William’s eyes widened in horror.
Then, Charlie looked to the souls. “You guys were tickling him. Spending time with him. Treating him...like he didn’t end your lives.” Charlie reacted calmly.
William looked away.
Fritz stepped up. “He feels remorse for what he did.” Fritz told her. “He apologized for ending our lives. The reason why he did it was because he wanted his own family.” Fritz explained.
William tensed his face. Charlie frowned and looked at William. “You had your own family! What was wrong with the family you had?!” Charlie asked.
William looked away.
“And I still don’t understand why you killed me.” Charlie added.
Fritz’s eyes widened. “He killed you too?!” Fritz reacted.
“Yes. I was his first murder.” Charlie replied.
“...Oh.” Fritz replied.
“...Well, he’s dead now too.” Gabriel told her.
“How? And why here, surrounded by the ghosts of the children you killed?” Charlie asked.
William looked up a little, but still refused to look at her. “I springlocked myself.” He replied. “I triggered the springlock suit in the office, and...died.” William replied.
“Why?” Charlie asked. “Did you finally feel bad about all the crimes you committed? Did you feel like you couldn’t handle jail life?” Charlie asked.
William slightly smiled. “I ended my life because I had nothing else left to lose.” William replied. “My daughter is dead, my youngest is dead, and my wife is dead too. Michael is the only one living at this point. Living with the guilt of his family, and struggling to make his own life out of the rubble I left him in.” William explained.
Charlie lifted her eyebrows slightly. “And how in the world did all that occur? Hm?” Charlie asked.
William frowned and glared at her. “You don’t deserve to know.” William shot at her. “I want you to know that keeping your death nice and quick was a mercy move I purposefully made. Your murder could’ve been much more painful.” William told her.
Charlie’s eyes widened in surprise. Did...did he really just say that? “And how was a 3 year old supposed to know that the way you killed me, was ‘merciful’?! How would you feel if my father came up behind you with a knife and ended your life without a second thought?!” Charlie yelled.
William softened his expression a little and looked away. He knew Charlie would be hurt. He knew Charlie would be angry at him if they reunited. He knew this all along. But William didn’t know that Charlie had become one with the pizzeria. He never knew.
...Perhaps he should’ve...
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ATEEZ Reaction to: This Isn’t A Game (It Totally Is)
Hi! So I am sucker for ATEEZ, hence I am adding them to the groups I write for! Yay, clap clap. I hope that all of you are doing well in these times. I decided to write this reaction for ATEEZ, This Isn’t A Game (It Totally Is).
ATEEZ are very fun to watch play games, and this is what would happen if you played a one on one game with the respective member. Hopefully you can make it through this “fun and friendship strengthening” activity!
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Hongjoong (“Authority” of Loveable Gremlins, Amazing Leader, Killer Rapper)
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“I don’t understand HOW or WHY YOU ARE DOING THIS!!!!”
Hongjoong would one hundred percent make sure that you weren’t cheating. Doesn’t matter if it was a board game or on a system of some kind. He one hundred percent would be civil (maybe a bit of instigator) until any sort of evidence that you were cheating (*cough cough* winning *cough cough*).  Hongjoong refused to believe the idea that he may not be good at this game and he would fully try to compile evidence that you were cheating!
“Come on! It’s just you and me playing! What’s the point of trying to do this? Let’s raise the stakes huh? If I win this next game, you have to show me how you did this (so I can use it on the members).”
Honestly, Hongjoong would probably be a little salty, but if he could gain a skill from this one on one game, he would be willing to let it go just this once.
Seonghwa (Caring Charismatic, Absolute Vocal)
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“If you aren’t gonna play fair I ain’t playing!!”
Honestly don’t think that Seonghwa would care that much about winning so long as niceties were kept in place. He would very much be one to play fair and square, so even if you cheat at first, he would just call you out on it. He would keep trying to win though if he is given the chance, and if it was something you guys made a bet on best believe that ALL BETS ARE OFF! He catches you cheating in a game where there were stakes??
“HEY! GET YOUR HAND OFF OF THAT!”
If it was something he really wanted, he would call you out every time you did something questionable. The problem is he would trust you to “not do it again” and you would totally do it again. It more than likely would end with him quitting the game either because you cheated or because you won. So failure is not an option if stakes are on the table.
Yunho (Dance Machine, Bubbly Sweetheart, Always Game Winner)
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Listen very closely. You do not win games you play with Yunho. From what I have learned, YUNHO DOESN’T LOSE GAMES. So you are playing to use and this is more so for his enjoyment above anything else. If Yunho and you disagreed about something, he one hundred percent would suggest settling it in a game. And the saddest thing about it is that it wouldn’t matter whether it was a game he had played before or never heard of in his life. You explain it, he will win it. It doesn’t even matter if you try to cheat either, because regardless Yunho will win. I haven’t the slightest clue how, but he manages to find a way every time.
NEVER BET ON THESE GAMES. Betting makes him stronger, and he was going to win anyway so don’t DO THAT TO YOURSELF.
“What? I’ve never played this before but it’s fun!” (You know why he says that? Of course it’s fun if you are winning!!!!)
“I won again! Do you want to make it more fun? We can double to punishment!”
If you ever do win a game, you will never forget it and cherish that moment for the rest of your life. 
Yeosang (Silent then Deadly, Hidden Move Maker, with a Side of Sassy Salt)
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Hahahahahaha, forget peace. The minute that Yeosang gets invested in this game, the minute niceties are out the window. Here, you guys would be pretty good friends. I wouldn’t put it past Yeosang to bring up a bit of old dirt and salt to this little game of yours to ensure that he would win. If it is a one on one game, and if there is a prize, then all that matters is that precious little prize.
For lack of a better would, he knows how to push your buttons just right. He knows what is okay to talk about and wouldn’t go too far. I figure he would just be a very bad game talker. Every move you made or did would be followed with a doubtful phrase.
“Oh, I don’t know if that was a good move? Are you sure you wanna do that?”
Yeosang is in it for the win, and if he does manage to win, then he would rub it in your face just a little bit. But if you win, he would accept the win for the most part (maybe a little salty about it though). He understands that he made it harder for you and if you managed to win then you probably deserve that win.
However, just because he is understanding doesn’t mean you have to be/would be. He would take you rubbing it in for about five minutes before he is back to his sassy ways.
“ALRIGHT. You wanna play again? You may have gotten lucky last time, but this game is mine. In fact let’s raise the stakes!”
San (Incredible Dancing, Soul Filled Performance)
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The odd thing about it is even though you are playing against one another, it’s like San is on an imaginary audience’s side. If you do something silly or that puts you at a disadvantage, he would just give you this look. I think that San would want to keep the game going as possible because he strikes me as someone who goes for outlasting you. If you are on a time limit then he would play dirty (I mean if biting is on the table then he would maybe bite you).
It would go from one to three thousand pretty freaking fast. He would go from a chill spectator that was playing a fun game to--
“THIS ISN’T A GAME ANYMORE! I SAW THAT!”
IF you WIN, San would absolutely hold a grudge over this, especially if there were stakes involved. He would give you the silent treatment until you pacified the situation.
BUT IF he WON, then… I don’t even think he would be happy about it. He would verify his win before celebrating and would relish in it before turning back into a chill bystander playing a fun game. There is no in between. There is no peace in games with San.
Mingi (Getting Groovy, Rapping with Feels, A Game Hole)
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Now, playing games with Mingi doesn’t make any sense at all. He would blatantly cheat and somehow mess the entire game up by not playing it right. There are literally no words to describe the massive barrier in wave lengths here. It was like you were both reading the same book but getting a different meaning. Except this was a game and it shouldn’t be that way. 
If the game said roll one dice, Mingi would roll two dice. Why? Because that is what he thinks the game said. Mingi would say that he was right or act like he was winning with such confidence that it would make you wonder if you were insane for thinking he was playing (tis Mingi).
So if you won, props to you for even making it through the game. Mingi would act really embarrassed and would probably laugh out of awkward feelings of loss.
If Mingi won, prepare to feel even MORE crazy than you did before. He would be the embodiment of confidence and make you doubt your life. What are games? Why did you play to begin with.
“Look, we both knew this was coming. Nice try thinking you could ever win against me at this game. Come on, this is me. Yay I win!”
Wooyoung (Energetic Prankster, Also A Game Hole)
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No peace at all. Wooyoung would already be pretty excited to play a game with you. If you add stakes to that, he has tunnel vision to winning. He would cheat by sabotaging you every step of the game and he would always be looking for a way to find an advantage. He would even try to get your eyes off of him or the game so that he could change the setting/change the board or look up how to cheat with this game.
This isn’t about being fair, but this is about winning. However, there is a catch here.
Playing games with Woooung, like Mingi, makes no sense at all. He would put all this effort into cheating and getting the jump on you and yet he would still manage to mess the game up and somehow lose. But by the end of it all, you would be questioning what you two had spent the last several hours playing.
If Wooyoung won, he would be smug on the surface, but in his heart questioning how he even won with how the game went down.
“Hahaha… haha… I win! (?)”
Jongho (Apple Ripping, Powerhouse Vocal and “Innocent” Maknae)
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Let’s get this straight right now. Jongho would play the game and would try to get the prize or avoid the punishment if there was one. However, it is less about him winning as it is about watching you lose. He plays so you lose. Simple no?
Now, Jongho would play fair when it came to games. He wants to win fair and square and he would play fair regardless of whether you cheated or not for his own pride.
“Ah… You cheated. That’s a little messed up. It’s okay. Remember that when you lose.”
The look Jongho would give you when he wins (yes WHEN NOT IF he wins) would be this mixture of pure pride, disappointment in you, and slight giddyness. It is beautiful and he would never let you forget his wins. NEVER.
“So you remember cheating? Guess it helped you lose a bit sooner, yeah?”
If you took the time to read this reaction, thank you so much for your time. Stay happy and healthy! Make yourself a magnificent morning/afternoon/evening/night whenever in time or whenever in the world you may be and I hope to see you all again soon. Bye bye~
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miggydiaz · 4 years
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I was tagged by @thugheadjones. Thanks, dear! 1. what is the color of your hairbrush? White, with a gray handle that has since been dyed purple due to my hair
2. name a food you never eat: I hated broccoli as a kid, so I tried it recently as an adult... it still tastes like what dirty socks smell like so I’ll pass, thanks.
3. are you typically too warm or too cold? Too cold -- I am a hoodie in the summer kind of person.
4. what were you doing 45 minutes ago? Eating a breakfast so late that it crossed over from brunch to lunch.
5. what’s your favorite candy bar? Uh... I’m not really a candy *bar* person. I like sour candy more, but I guess if I had to choose, something dark chocolate. Just not a Mounds because I hate coconut.
6. have you ever been to a professional sports game? A couple of baseball games. Both of them the Tigers won! (this is unusual, as the Tigers typically suck)
7. what is the last thing you said out loud?  “How do I get this stupid thing to go away?” It was a sign-in banner on my word document for OneDrive.
8. what is your favorite ice cream? Orange Sherbet, or uh, coffee/chocolate chip cookie dough. It really depends on my mood.
9. what was the last thing you had to drink? Coffee
10. do you like your wallet? Yeah! It’s this bat wing clutch one from Blackcraft Cult. Plenty of card space, the license spot isn’t a pain in the ass... it’s a good one. 30 bucks well spent.
11. what is the last thing you ate? Waffles.
12. did you buy any new clothes last weekend? Nope. I basically refitted my wardrobe this year though.
13. what’s the last sporting event you watched? Uh... oh, a Michigan/Ohio State football game two years ago? Michigan lost, just like they have the last million years. I gave up on football after that.
14. what is your favorite flavor of popcorn? Just a normal butter popcorn. Or I like popcorn covered in toffee.
15. who is the last person you sent a text message to? @starryeyedagony. It was a link to the Johnny Lawrence himbo video.
16. ever been camping? Once! It was fun, I’d do it again.
17. do you take vitamins? ... I know I should, but no.
18. do you regularly attend a place of worship? Not even a little bit. Not even at all.
19. do you have a tan? HAHAHAHAHAHA. Ha. Ha. No. Never.
20. do you prefer Chinese or pizza? Two years ago, I probably would’ve said pizza. Now I’m all about Chinese.
21. do you drink your soda through a straw? In restaurants? You guys remember restaurants? But no. I actually prefer canned soda.
22. what color socks do you usually wear? black. 90% of my sock drawer is black.
23. do you ever drive above the speed limit? I haven’t drove in years, but when I did... yes.
24. what terrifies you? Bees and all of their horrible cousins. Bumble, honey (I know they are good, I don’t kill them, I just run away) wasp, hornet, yellow jacket... basically, if it is black and yellow and flying then I am GONE.
25. look to your left, what do you see?  My bookcase, reminding me that I should be finishing up this critical analysis of formulaic violence against women in pop culture, but YA KNOW.
26. what chore do you hate most? Cleaning the tub is up there, but I do dishes more often, so I hate that one the most.
27. what do you think of when you hear an Australian accent? The old Foster’s beer commercials.
28. what’s your favorite soda? I like pomegranate italian sodas the best. Mainstream wise? Probably Squirt or Sprite.
29. do you go in a fast food place or just hit the drive thru? Plague means I don’t go inside anymore, but it used to depend on whether or not the drive-thru line was too long.
30. what’s your favorite number? 13. Yes I am an overgrown edgelord. I was also supposed to be born on the 13th though, so there is that.
31. who’s the last person you talked to? @starryeyedagony over our brunch/lunch
32. favorite meat? Probably chicken these days. Unless I’m eating chinese because my go to dish anymore is mongolian beef.
33. last song you listened to? Uh, Come Little Children while watching Hocus Pocus. But I’ve had this Wear a Mask parody of Be Our Guest stuck in my head all day (thanks for reminding me that I have to start Season 2 of TLK though!).
34. last book you read? Darkness at Noon by Arthur Koestler. I’m finishing up Superwomen: Gender, Power, and Representation by Carolyn Cocoa
35. favorite day of the week? The day I don’t have to worry about this election bullshit anymore (I am keeping that answer because this election cycle has me so drained, can it just be November 3rd already?)
36. can you say the alphabet backwards? Yep. I can sing it backwards too.
37. how do you like your coffee? Hot, in my favorite mug with my initial on it, with some vanilla or hazelnut flavored almond milk.
38. favorite pair of shoes? My purple-black glittery converse.
39. time you normally get up? Somewhere between 9 and 11 depending on whether it’s a week day or a weekend day.
40. what do you prefer, sunrise or sunsets? Sunsets for sure (because I’m awake to appreciate them)
41. how many blankets are on your bed? I have one fuzzy blanket, one knit blanket, two down comforters, and a quilted velvet coverlet. So, 5 altogether.
42. describe your kitchen plates? white. Corelle. Google tells me the pattern is called South Beach. It has teal dots along the rim.  
43. describe your kitchen at the moment: Cluttered. There isn’t enough counter space in the world for all of my kitchen appliances. Probably warm since @starryeyedagony is making pork mole right now.
44. do you have a favorite alcoholic drink? I can’t really drink anymore (thanks heart condition!) but it used to be whiskey, neat, or in a whiskey sour. Or a glass of pinot grigio.
45. do you play cards? I’m decent at poker/black jack, but card games like Uno and Phase 10 are a different story.
46. what color is your car? I don’t own one. My roommate’s car is maroon? A dark red.
47. can you change a tire? I haven’t in probably 10 years, but yes.
48. your favorite state or province? To be quite honest with you, if it wasn’t for the people, I would love my home state of Michigan. I don’t live there anymore, but even though Detroit gets a bad rap, I miss my home <3 But outside of that, Minnesota was really pretty, and I actually like Florida (again, minus the people). Probably Florida since I’ve been there more than Minnesota. 
49. favorite job you’ve had? I used to work in this movie/video game/music resale shop that I loved. All of my coworkers were cool, we always had fun at work... aside from that though, I loved working holiday retail at Williams-Sonoma when ours was still open, and I actually really liked my most recent job at the university. I’m hoping I can go back (laid off... THANKS COVID) once they’re allowed to hire again.
If you want to, I’m tagging @starryeyedagony, @magicknightblue, @poloniumicecream, @magnetic-rose, and uh, anyone else who wants to do this.
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im-a-dragon-cawcaw · 3 years
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for ur recent number ask game, every 10 th including the first one
I had to scroll very far down my blog to find it, and you are making me work for it.
Alrighty, then.
1.Who was the last person you held hands with? Probably my mom.. or me.
10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? Vale
20. Do you like your neighbors? They’re nice people but I don’t know.
30. Do you ever want to get married? Nope. The wedding outfits are nice though. Might buy a wedding dress and run ‘round town.
40. What do you want to do after high school? I don’t know if I want to have a gap year or not but rest is most definitely wanted. And I don’t know what I want as a career yet, but who’s expected to?
50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore? Black. 
60. Ever won a competition? For what? Yes, sarcasm. It was the summer of 2005, and I wasn’t born yet.
70. Names of your bestfriends? Karla. Yes, just one.
80. What colour pants? Black or grey, I guess. I don’t know.
90. Name a person you love? Katsuki Bakugou. 
100. How are you feeling? Hahahahahaha, you’re so funny! *wipes tears* I’m   o k a y . I’m just  t i r e d. hahaha
110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt? Yes. 
120. Are you afraid of the dark? I’m afraid of what’s in it. *whispers* be careful making wishes in the *clap, clap* dark, dark
130. Do you like subway? Ye, I always get the same thing though lol.
140. Summer or Winter? If I had to choose between these, probably summer.
AND FINALLY 150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line “Let go of my wrist, or you’ll regret it-” Say Goodbye by Lisa Gardner.
Thank you for this very enchanting ask. No regrets.
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