#like yesterday

[usedtobecooler]

NGHHHHH daddy it’s not gonna fit daddy it’s so big oh my godddddd daddy daddy daddy stretch me out fuck me hard daddy harder HARDER

#awkward cough #sorry #he’s just so beefy in this i need him to fuck me #like yesterday #activated my very suppressed pushed down daddy kink #he’s got me 👹

[forgthetheaterkid]

There is absolutely no way there is only one episode left.

Like excuse me the show just started???

#Like it just started #Like yesterday #No way it’s ending #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #rick riordan #pjo fandom #pjo tv show #annabeth chase #pjo series #grover underwood #pjo spoilers #pjo #pjo show

[ratpyramid]

You know, sometimes a family is you, your wife who sees ghosts, an optimistic scout leader who got shot in the neck with an arrow at a camp, a poet from the 1700s (maybe) whose poetry sucks, a astonishingly cheerful and oblivious woman who likes everyone, a very gay and very repressed WW2 officer, a decapitated head and body who are separate entities, a woman burned for witchcraft, a caveman with a vague grasp on the English language, a disgraced politician who did not die fully clothed and the old rather judgemental and traditional ghost of your wife's distant relative

And some ghosts who died of the plague who live in the basememt

And also a ghost pigeon

#if this in inaccurate #i just finished season 1 #like yesterday #and been mostly avoiding ghosts content #because i don't want spoilers #but i fear that the captain (my beloved) may have a tragic backstory #bbc ghosts #ghosts #the captain #thomas thorne #alison cooper #mike cooper #robin the caveman #lady button #fanny button #plague ghosts #headless humphrey #julian fawcett #kitty higham #pat butcher #humphrey bone #mary guppy

[apollos-olives]

someone please shoot biden already pleaaaaseeeeee

#i need him dead #like yesterday

[campingwiththecharmings]

no but, how do some of y'all write so much? sometimes i open a word doc for a wip and i stare at it so long it becomes sentient and starts heckling me 😑

#like yesterday #i opened legit like 10 wips #and wrote a little for each #but i was just not feeling any of them for some reason???? #ugh #so frustrating when you have ideas and wanna write but your brain is just like 'nah' #writer problems #ignore me

[dumpster-fire-sapphic-failgirl]

*record scratch*

Suvi’s parents sent her to Grandmother Wren’s place to keep her safe

Grandmother Wren put a spell of protection on her that kept her hidden as long as she didn’t set foot on roads/the road outside the cottage, which was arguably like 13 years

Her parents were going on a dangerous mission, sure

There was an attack on the Citadel, okay

But the attack only hastened their plans

And why the hell would the Armies of Gaothmai or Rhuv give a shit about one little girl?

and if not for the armies, who amongst the denizens of the Spirit World or the magically knowledgeable folks of Umora would be foolish enough to go after the Witch of the World’s Heart in her sanctum, over the daughter of two spies?

Suvi stepped on the road in Ep 1. And Something Happened.

At first I wrote it off as heralding the arrival of The Stranger, the lord of night, the spirit of many titles. But that was brought about by the death of Wren.

So after more than a dozen years, something became aware of Suvi’s existence

And I don’t think we’ve seen the fallout of that yet

#worlds beyond number #the wizard the witch and the wild one #worlds beyond number spoilers #suvi the wizard #suvirin kedberiket #the wizard sky #suvi the… chosen one? #i need answers #like yesterday #or you know #whenever they fit in the story #maybe i’m reading too much into it #but i think there’s something there

[marsbarzsworld]

the entire time I was listening to episode 10 of the suckening my one constant thought was, “OH MY GOD PLEASE GET A THERAPIST”

#jrwi #just roll with it the suckening #just roll with it #jrwishow #arthur bennett #emizel tucker #shilo bathory #jrwi spoilers #jrwi the suckening #the suckening #they need therapy #like yesterday

[spiderware]

#i made this while i was so tired #like yesterday #submas #spiderware #subway master emmet #gym leader elesa #5110001

[r4cs0]

#like yesterday #omfg #fatphobia according idiots #racism lmao #tik tok #haes

[tamelee]

what are your opinions on ai art?

I don't even know where to start talking about ai generated images...

#asktamelee #not art #fuck ai IMG fr #I hope it destroys itself #like yesterday

[theautisticjedi]

I do think William did genuinely care about his daughter at some point, but there came a time when he had to choose his daughter or killing people. And he decided to go with the latter option.

#i love toxic father daughter relationships can you tell #fnaf #fnaf movie spoilers #fnaf movie #five nights at freddy's #william afton #vanessa shelly #vanessa afton #i need a book about her childhood #like yesterday

[thelov3lybookworm]

excuse mee yall, but why did no one tell me that kerri maniscalco has published envy's book?????????

I WAS GOING FERAL FOR THIS DUDE AND I THOUGHT SHE WOULD NEVER WRITE FOR HIM BUT AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

#forgive me i went a little feral for a moment #but im so excited lol #i neeeeeddd to read it #like yesterday #okay thats all #thank you for coming to my rant #kerri maniscalco #kingdom of the wicked

[phierecycled]

man i miss them

#they need to do an in person reunion #like yesterday #falsettos #falsettos revival #andrew rannells #christian borle #anthony rosenthal #falsettos 2016

[b-0-0-t-s]

The utter distress I find myself in after not being able to find fics of reader pegging Johnny cage is too much to bear. I need him on my strap now‼️‼️‼️‼️

#please please please #someone needs to write it #like yesterday #mk1 #mk1 2023 #johnny cage #mortal kombat #mortal kombat x reader #mortal kombat smut

[xxgoblin-dumplingxx]

How about a Jason Todd x reader pregnancy sex smut and Jason gets turned on at the thought of his partner holding his baby

It had been a long day. The guests for the house warming party had all gone home. And things had only been derailed slightly when your mother heavily implied that Teddy wasn't a real member of the family.

And then tried to double down when you pointed out that 1.) Most of the people in the room right now had been adopted: formally or Informally and 2.) That she had kicked you out at 16 when her boyfriend made a pass at you. The resulting Mama Bear moment when you threw her out of the house yourself, so furious you were crying, had very quickly made the rest of his family love you and given him an all consuming need to be inside you.

To be fair; he felt that need most of the time. But right now? If he didn't get some relief soon he was going to burst.

"Hey Mama Bear," he rumbled, shutting the laundry room door as he stepped up behind you, arms wrapping around your waist.

"Jay I'm sorry I-"

He pulled your hips back slightly, letting you feel his cock push against your bottom, "Don't wanna talk about that," he breathed, "Fuck her. I want-" When you push back against him he swallows a moan. "Fuck- Y/N. Let me put a baby in you," he blurted.

When you turn in his arms to look at him, lips parted, pupils dilated, alive with a need of your own, he smirked, rubbing his thumb over your lips as he cradles your face, "We're not married," you point out, reminding him you weren't even engaged.

He chuckled and trailed his fingers over your flat belly until he found the draw string on your shorts, "So? We have a house. And a kid already- and I wanna know."

"Know what?" you breathe, shivering as he unties the cord and pushes your shorts down, leaving you exposed to him.

"Wanna know what you look like full of my kid," he said, hefting you on the the counter, headless of your clean laundry as he opens your thighs, his smirk turning to a grin when he feels how slick you are. "Look at you, mama bear," he teased, showing you the slick on his fingers, "Ready to take a whole litter of cubs for me, huh?"

"What about the cub we already have?" you ask, smirking when his knees buckle as you lick his fingers clean.

"All tucked in," Jason rumbled. "So I'm not stopping. Not until my mama bear can't take anymore." And as he slid home, your fingernails clawing at his shoulder as you moan against the side of his neck you're glad you're in the laundry room. Far away from where Teddy is sleeping. Because you don't think you can stay quiet.

#Jason Todd x reader #Jason Todd #Thirst Trap Thusday #minors DNI #smut #Jason just wants more kids #like yesterday #Teddy!verse #dad!jason

[illiana-mystery]

I'm so enchanted by his presence.

#there he is #my sorcerer husband #who i love so #i need to get back to my fic #i wrote on him #like yesterday #😅😅😅 #he's so hot #sexy ass sorcerer #maxim horvath #the sorcerer's apprentice #my sweet alfredo #my heart #❤️❤️❤️❤️ #alfred molina