woke up on this fine wednesday morning thinkin bout how the paul lahote (the light of my life) was portrayed in the new moon movie as The Angry OneTM of the pack just bc he went off on some loud white stranger who (1) boldly blamed him for some shit he didn’t even do, and (2) smack-cammed him for it, all before breakfast on a saturday
I know it’s 2020 but I just realized something;
How the fuck did the vampires in twilight EVER go to ANY school???? Like, on average, most schools have about a 50% female population. Each female bleeds 4-8 days every.single.month. Some bleed heavily (more than 80 ml) while others have light periods (less than or = to 80ml). There is debate whether or not period synchrony is a thing, but, even assuming there is some synchronicity, there is a HIGH chance that at least 80% of a month will involve at least ONE female menstruating somewhere in the damn school.
Now these bitches lost their shit by a small papercut. These bitches ALSO have an inhuman sense of smell and so should be able to smell ANY female who is in her period ANYWHERE inside, or close to, the building.
And you’re telling me they’re gonna be able to go to a school full of bleeding females without so much as a wink?
less than 12 hours before I turn 23
Niall’s fans are still interested in him even if he’s not replying to dumb, mind-numbing, attention seeking “Niall did you play golf” tweets. His step back on Twitter and the engagement he gets when he does tweet proves this step back has been beneficial. He’s still posting on instagram. If your support of him is contingent on how available and how often he posts on social media, perhaps reevaluate and look at any other artist ever.
You know ur good with someone when ur possessiveness over candy doesnt kick in
bro leave me the fuck alone omg
just watched the late late show tattoo roulette again and i dont think ill ever be able to get over how sexy harry is
“There’s a new show here called Des, end of episode 2, just finished it. I’m not allowed to watch the 3rd episode…”
What kinda crack did he put in this one
So I got drawing down but how tf do you people wrote songs??
you guys are so glad this isnt myspace because i would force everyone to listen to the objex
I know I‘m the only one but IM SO EXCITED FOR THE STAR WARS THEMED SIMS PACK YEEEEEEEEE
tumblr won’t let me link the photo credits in my moodboards like-
Ive once again made things worse in my own household bc I don’t know how to just be a regular fuckin human being
ik we all dont like hamilton but “you have married an icarus and he has flown too close to the sun” is such a cool line
You know the game of thrones fandom is full of psychopaths ted bundy level when fucking r*msay b*lton has FANS
the ceo of jellyfish threw everything nd the kitchen sink trying to get us to stan r*vi nd we all collectively went