#like. ouch.

[swiftzeldas]

The line “too hurt to hang out” in the antihero bleachers version makes me so crazy

#like. ouch. #text post

[waterdeepthroat]

having Thoughts about what a cleric of evening glory romancing astarion could look like

#like. ouch. #everyone forgets about my girl evening glory i miss her sm #such a shame she wasn’t actually in the game. i wanna see her in 5e so bad #bg3

[thedrunknextdoor]

love when a 9-1-1 fic addresses eddie calling buck exhausting bc personally if someone i loved ever said that to me it would haunt me all hours of the day forever

#like. ouch. #911 #evan buck buckely

[grimae]

happy Zelda day y'all. Here's the dragons I drew from BotW some years ago because I basically always loved Zelda's dragon designs.

#zelda #the legend of zelda #breath of the wild #tears of the kingdom #farosh #dinraal #naydra #essentially a repost but it's higher resolution #the original post was in like 500px which ouch #and I just wanted to give it some more love again #no one knows I have BotW on 100%

[bethfuller]

repetitive strain injury

#um. ouch. #i would like a metal wrist #illustration #vent art #digital artist #digital illustration

[turtleblogatlast]

AU where Leo is trapped in the Prison Dimension for months instead of minutes and the only way he gets by with his sanity intact is through recording himself talking to his wrist comm.

When they finally manage to get Leo back and make him rest up to heal, Donnie can’t help but listen to the recordings left behind.

He’s not sure what exactly he’s expecting, only that his subconscious is screaming at him that it has to be heartbreaking, that it has to be torturous.

Instead, what Donnie is subject to is a full thousand hours’ worth of Jupiter Jim and Lou Jitsu crossover fanfiction. More than one part in the series. Spanning well over a million words.

(The worst part is that it’s actually good.)

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt headcanons #donnie keeps the comms going on in the background as he works #when he gets to the end he’s like what the hell…where’s the rest #donnie: leo where’s part nine #leo barely cognizant after not needing sleep for months: whuh- #donnie: you can’t leave it at a cliffhanger. leo. leo where’s the next part. #listen leo has a great memory for his special interests this is CANON plus he’s a great talker so he would totally be able to do this frfr #whenever he needs to be quiet he’s SILENT but otherwise he’s regaling the exploits of his idols to the captive audience that is The Photo #sometimes Krang sneaks up on him and just listens to him talk like ???? #it starts both as leo trying to comfort himself with his favorite things PLUS comfort himself with thoughts of his father #as splinter makes his own crossover fanfiction when sick lol plus he’s Literally Lou Jitsu #and yes krang ALSO gets a bit invested #leo notices the reduction of Ouch but hey more time for rambling fanfic for him 👍 #idk leo’s a damn good actor/liar/planner/schemer and I genuinely think that can pivot into storytelling so well #the literal second mikey’s hands heal donnie zooms to his side with hand stabilizers and a request to draw ‘scene 82 from recording 3’ #mikey’s like what #so obvs now HE needs to listen as he works #he too gets invested #he comes across raph who mentions having trouble sleeping #mikey: have I got the podcast fanfic for you! #it only somewhat helps raph sleep #somewhat bc sometimes he forces himself to stay awake to hear the rest #yes these recordings go to the whole fam and leo is none the wiser #they don’t even mean to hide it it just never comes up lol #it’s only when donnie FINALLY makes it to the end of the recordings that he confronts leo to continue the story #leo: oH YOU HEARD ALL THAT HUH-

[fierybud]

#choose your pov #1. you ate Papyrus' spaghetti #2. you ate the Snail Pie #3. you ate the abandoned quiche #4. you didn't eat the moss #5. Undyne's spears go ouch #6. it's not good to stand in front of a Gaster Blaster #7. falling in a cavern doesn't work like that irl #sorry #my art #my dr/ut posts #garfield #meme #frisk #chara #chara dreemurr #undertale

[ninjautistic]

I don't remember this but HOLY FUCKING SHIIIIIITT LLOYD WAS CONFIRMED TO BE AT LEAST 9 YEARS OLD HERE AND HE WAS ABLE TO DO THAT??? JESUS FUCK

#This might be proof that lloyd is quite jacked #i mean lloyd literally cracked the entire floor split open under ONE fucking FIST #and in dragons rising lloyd literally blocked the empress' sword on her big mech with his tiny ass gold sword #and lloyd also literally lifted and threw kai across the ship in dragons rising too.. #and in the magazine comics (not entirely canon sadly) lloyd threw a big ass enormous fucking vengestone mech in his oni form with his HANDS #ANNNNDDD lloyd can even handle the power of the source dragon in dragons rising.. #ANNNNNDD the original ending for crystallised was gonna be about lloyd lost in his oni form and beating the overlords ass and rule ninjago.. #in which apparently the ninja save him from the power of FRIENDSHIP #lloyd literally fell on piles of glass and wasn't bothered by it #HE WAS 9 AND HE FELL ON PILES OF GLASS WITH NO HESITATION!?!?! #fucking OUCH #and yet wu says lloyd is “the wise one” fuck that shit he should become a GOD #lloyd literally risked to sacrifice his life to the three dragon cores in dragons rising like holy fucking shit I'd marry him #if lloyd was a villain I'd fucking root for him so hard I'd be on my knees they should make it happen PLEASE PLES PLEASEE #sorry i love lloyd hes my wife #ninjago #ninjago fandom #lloyd garmadon #lloyd montgomery garmadon #lloyd garmadon ninjago #ninjago lloyd #lloyd ninjago #ninjago lloyd garmadon

[kicktwine]

#fhsy #animation #my art #fantasy high #d20 #dimension 20 #aelwyn abernant #adaine abernant #anyways. siobhan and brennan i was; fully; just like tears running down my face etc. crying weeping ETC. ouch. ouch #procreate dreams #!! found out that grouping is SO helpful. ive been discovering a ton of hidden QOL things which i dont think should be hidden #but theyre doing a patch soon with destructive lasso tool so i forgive them for everything #HAPPY NEW YEAR HERES TO JUNIOR YEAR IN LESS THAN TWO WEEKS (POPS CHAMPAGNE) #the background song - I took out brennan’s voice and replaced the bg audio with ‘everywhere and nowhere’ from ffxiv #which is a LOVELY song it makes me feel things

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

What if the lights randomly turn on one day? Like someone buys the studio and as a result with paying electricity bills and what not they just turn on so they can clean up but onstead find wally, frank, howdy, and poppy just 🧍🏻🧍🏻🐛🦩

local puppets get Flashbanged

#im sorry this is. Hysterical to me #some dude: huh i wonder what this switch does #four puppets somewhere else: diving under tables and screeching #their poor felted eyes.... #i can so clearly imagine them fumbling around squinting So Hard #its like the reverse of waking up in the dark and its arguably Worse #ouch... #scribble salad #wh lights out au #Obviously This Is Not Au-Canon #but its very funny. im laughing! #internally!

[cherrirui-official]

"You know... You didn't have to take that with you."

"But I promised him I'd take him out to see the ocean one day."

#for context uhmm how do i explain this #so around a few weeks after Jd arrives Bruce is like “Hey... where are the others?” #and Jd is like “ooooh 🤪🤪 he doesnt know...” #Since at this time JD believes that the entire tribe is dead. including his brothers and grandma #so Jd has to take Bruce to the now abandoned troll tree and give him the bad news #Bruce doesnt believe it at first. even if the tree is abandoned they cant be dead? right?? they cant be #so he rushes over to their grandma's pod. thinking that theyre just in hiding and waiting for them to return #and all Bruce is able to find in the empty pod is Branch's old stuffed toy Croco #which solidifies to Bruce that everyone is dead. their friends their family. everyone #Bruce is obviously devastated by the news. he doesnt show it a lot but he doesnt take it too well #he ends up bringing Croco with him back to Vacay Island and patches Croco up #since Croco is a bit worn out due to being left in the pod for years #and since then Bruce always keeps Croco hidden in his hair. both as a memoir of his baby brother #and also a reminder of how he failed as an older brother... ouch #ofc the others arent dead. its just that now both Jd AND Bruce believe that the rest of the trolls are dead #also King Trollex is there bc i wanted to put him there. I like Trollex :] #a knee ways more bb au art i promise the next bb au art will be lighthearted #tho now im gonna work on the next violet gijinka batch bc ive been starving my friendlocke audience for too long #sorry friendlocke fans ill feed u next dw #cherris canvas #trolls #trolls band together #trolls john dory #john dory trolls #trolls bruce #bruce trolls #king trollex #beach bros au #sorry for rambling in the tags i hope u dont mind ahaha

[mulderscully]

— JODI PICOULT

#* #txfedit #xfilesedit #the x files #fox mulder #samantha mulder #xfilesnet #scifigifs #userhella #usercande #usermoonchild #usersugar #userlil #userscully #useremsi #userdiana #userjean #userchelsea #much ouch making this i hope you like it jamie

[dontyoulistentome]

I almost forgot that the one who turned Lazlo was Nadja. Laszlo couldn't imagine giving that away to anyone else but his wife and that's why he's so cut up when he first hears the news about Guillermo.

And Nadja. She knows what it's like to turn someone you want to spend the rest of eternity with, so she knows exactly what has been taken away from Nandor.

The guy burned down her village but she hurt so bad for him, that she called Nandor 'legendary' in her dressing down of Guillermo

#like I'm not blaming Guillermo for not knowing and making his own choices #but ouch #what we do in the shadows spoilers #wwdits #what we do in the shadows #nandor the relentless #nadja of antipaxos #laszlo cravensworth #guillermo de la cruz

[jvlianbashir]

deep childhood friendships drifting apart into nothingness is for real worse than any romantic breakup i've ever experienced

#i know it happens but like. ouch haha. #not st #doctor's log

[ingoodjesst]

have you put the pieces together yet, detective

#goro akechi #akechi goro #persona 5 #persona 5 royal #p5 akechi #p5 spoilers #persona 5 fanart #jesst some art #i may have worked on this for... just under two weeks? i had like. so many fckgin thoughts i might make a process/concept breakdown post #it's honestly just for my own peace (haha piece) of mind because i overthought about. SosoooOoOo many motifs and symbols and i just wanna #idk PUT EM ALL somewhere........ maybe it'll become its own jessay of mine. god. who can say. #also DUDE tumblr rly does crunch up quality wow ouch #unironically a core thematic inspiration for this piece is a quote from the folding ideas' video 'the nostalgia critic and the wall' #'it doesn't all make sense or resolve or coalesce because we don't all make sense' #'everyone is the illusion of order constructed brick by brick out of chaos' #i've watched that video essay through at least. a dozen times at this point. everything about it. yeah. it's good. #this piece initially went many different directions and i have realized ah yes to fully explore just THESE themes that i'm interested in as #they relate to goro akechi i will need to draw. at least two more pieces. sdlfhsdlkfjsd

[lucabyte]

if loop could blush would they do it like this or like this

#me and sam have been giggling about flashbang loop for too long for me to not draw something. you guys do with this what u will #funnier still if you imagine that it is accompanied by a loud sound and ringing of your ears. ouch #isat #isat loop #in stars and time fanart #in stars and time #doodlebyte #another unqueued post since i think silly doodles like this can just go up whenever. lol