your chest gives me gender envy, but that's okay
I’m so sorry hun 😞. Tho if it’s any consolation my chest gives me gender euphoria! 
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The best thing about being asexual is probably the complete and total immunity when it comes to ads featuring sex appeal. You can have all the hunky male models or beautiful female models advertising what-have-you (including and not limited to ads for movies where the main actor/actress is using their sex appeal) but for someone like me it just makes me not want to buy their product/whatever. Instead I see an ad for a fragrance called "blood and bone with old gods of Appalachia" (didn't know old gods of Appalachia was a podcast at the time) and I thought it was such a sick ass name that I had to buy a sample. I'm not weak to people's bodies but I AM weak to cool ass names and stupid looking plushies
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it's just mildly entertaining for me to imagine elias being like "ok time to check in on the archives" somewhere around s3 and then getting hit with like 6 consecutive, self-contradictory queer awakenings.
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HAPPY 52nd BIRTHDAY DAVID, MY BELOVED
congrats on still being my #1 ultimate gender envy
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WHY CANT I WEAR DRESSES AND SKIRTS THE WAY MEN WEAR DRESSES AND SKIRTS!!! RAHHHHHHH WHEN THEY DO IT ITS ANDROGYNOUS, WHEN I DO IT I LOOK LIKE A CIS WOMAN!!!! AHHHGGGHHGHHHGG
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hahahaha so theres this multidimensional auditor,,,,
[Image description]
A digital illustration of The Scarab from Fionna and Cake. He takes up the most of the canvas and is holding a huge glowing yellow blade that cuts the canvas in half, with fionna and cake cast in dark red shadows underneith it. The scarb looks down at them with his sholders hunched. In his other hand he is holding a pink cube with Prismo stuck inside. The background is a pattern of the scarb beetles from 'Cheers' with two curling pink lines running across it. There is a wobbly speech bubble origination from scarb that reads 'Crossovers.' in a bold red and black font.
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is chūya ever canonically acknowledged as particularly beautiful (even compared to other good-looking characters)? cos he is so pretty it should be a sin
i imagine 15 year old soukoku in a mission...
their target : mhpf, so what do you want from me, pretty boy?
chuya : we-
dazai : hey what about me?
target, confused : ???
dazai : you called him 'pretty', i am obviously far prettier than him!
target : ...
target, at chuya : what's your mummy friend's problem?
chuya : ...trust me, i've been wondering the very same since the day i met him
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