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pinkvaquita · 2 months

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Holy fucking shit i realized something

Butter roll create babies without planning right? Like, his experiments are basicaly searching how to bake more cookies and create life by baking.

So that means cookie's don't know how to bake more cookies.

So that means the theory of "Cookies have children by baking" got FUCKED UP

... THEN HOW THE FUCK DO THEY HAVE CHILDREN???? BECAUSE IF THEY DON'T BAKE THE THAT ONLY LEAVES ONE OPTION-

#THE COOKIES HAVE SEX?????#First it was the cookies get drunk. Now is the posibility of sex #Like... Holy shit #Idk if I like the idea of the cookies having to do the devil's tango #cookie run kingdom #cookie run #crk

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anthurak · 1 year

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Well.

Ain’t that just a fucking punch to the gut.

#gundam #gundam witch from mercury #g-witch #Suletta Mercury #elan ceras #like... HOLY SHIT

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randomfansstuff · 2 months

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this might be the perfect taylor swift playlist

#like... holy shit #dndads #dungeons and daddies

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fluffyhare · 1 month

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I am finally done with my next fic, and let me tell you guys -- I do not say this lightly -- this is outrageously self-indulgent, even for me.

#like... holy shit #if theres one thing I'm learning about myself #Its that i can ALWAYS find new ways to fluster myself gkfkdkgkdh #just gotta edit a bit #should be up soon #fluffychatter

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nbmahoushoujo · 2 years

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one of the weirdest things about art fight for me is getting an attack from someone, and later on other social media seeing how much their commissions cost

you’re telling me the art i just received would be worth that much and you just gave it to me for free???? out of the kindness of your heart??? 🥺

it’s not as if i didn’t appreciate the art as it is, but something about seeing such a large amount of money makes my eyes pop out of my head

#millie.txt #art fight #there is one person who's attacks for me look like they'd add up to $225 according to their commissions #like... holy shit

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fourteen--steps · 2 years

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hNg I discovered the 2021 women’s boulder rock climbing championships up on youtube and I found something new that I am extremely gay over

#like... holy shit #shoulder muscles make me weak

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hippo-pot · 2 years

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been watching Texas’s visitation guidelines for visiting inmates in prison, they are depressing as fuck. even in a contact visitation you only get to hug/kiss your visitors when they arrive and when they leave, unless they’re a child in which case they do get to sit on the same side of the table as you (adults have to stay on the other side of the table. y’all can hold hands over the table though)

they search your visitors’ car. they only let you have one visit per weekend, with only two adult visitors present (no limit on kids). your visitors can’t bring their phones in with them. or paper money. or a diaper bag (never fear, though, they’re allowed to bring in three whole diapers). your visitors can buy you snacks from the vending machines (using the less than $25 in coin money they’re allowed to bring in), but they have to be opened and inspected before you can have them

#i've been crying pretty easily lately and the contact visitation video fuckin got me #you have to hug your loved ones *over the table* if they're adults #like u both have to reach over the table to hug. fucked up!!!!#i was trying to figure out if i could visit anyone in the local prison (if they'd want that of course)#still something i want to work toward but like first i would have to make contact which as i've been posting is Surprisingly Difficult #anyway you have to be an approved visitor so obviously i couldn't Just Show Up #also i would need an id with my updated address on it which i don't have actually #oh and i'd need to coordinate with any other visitors to make sure i'm not taking anyone's weekend #like... holy shit #this whole thing is massively inefficient along with its other atrocities #let inmates have fucking phones holy shit #-_-

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rosecolouredheart · 1 month

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YEAH NO SHIT MY GUY.

#stardew valley #LOCAL SHOPOWNER TRIES TO POISON FAMILY???#I know it's just drawing from the pool of sold items but like. holy shit.#this one's a first for me

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catilinas · 3 months

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THEY FUCKING DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

#tagamemnon #villa of the papyri #it is. seemingly more philodemus #but like. who cares about philodemus they have a method of digitally unwrapping + reading 2000 year old carbonised papyri #holy SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#beeps

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sadiewayne · 3 months

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"adhd isn't a disability"

breaks down over trying to start tasks until he deadline is stupidly close

unable to do basic chores unless it's like 4am and then the whole damn house gets cleaned

speaks too fast

tangent and tangent and tangent. makes social situations hard

literally unable to stop themselves from interrupting people mid sentence (and the constant "*interrupts*- sorry, please continue")

knows what they want to say, cannot find the words, even if it's something basic

auditory processing disorder (pretty common with adhd), like how do you explain that you can hear but your brain has minecraft server lag and the chat will appear soon

hyperfixations, and people thinking they are special interests when they are not (they are short term, literally stops you from basic care like eating and drinking when in) edit: it was brought to my attention this comes across like special interests are easier to live with which is not the case, please do not take that away from this post!!!

impulse purchases making bank accounts cry

all or nothing. not hungry to pain. don't need to pee until pain. you get the picture

cannot sit still, like actually can't, constant moving and shuffling which people think would be cute but actually just pisses people off

doesn't have a fidget toy, not bc they are popular but bc they would have to put it away bc dylan over there got a fidget spinner and has been loudly playing with it (dylan is neurotypical)

cannot do anything if there is something else to do that day, must wait

just stfu it is a disability

#written by an adhd person at 4am bc they cannot sleep bc brain go brrrrrrrrrrrr #but not brrrrrrrrrrrr like cute #brrrrrrrrrrrr like a ch-47 chinook #that's a helicopter #adhd #actually adhd #neurodivergent #neurodiversity #neurodiverse stuff #adhd problems #adhd things #actually neurodivergent #holy shit 10k

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honestlyhiswife · 6 months

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