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#like... what a dorkazoid im in love
natjennie · 2 years
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like nandor is genuinely THE character of all time. he is a bloodthirsty killing machine, warlord of the ottoman empire, supernatural man-eater. he looms, a foreboding presence, tall and broad and dark and also he's a fucking dork.
he drinks blood from sippy cups. he's a horse girl. he forgets people can be Not bisexual. he calls cobwebs spider houses. his love language is gift giving. he stands with the little t-rex arms. he gets pouty and whiny when he doesnt have someone hold his hand and tuck him into bed. he hyperfocused on the macarena for an entire year. he loves american basketball. he wore a bob seger shirt with cowboy boots and no pants.
who else is out here doing it like him? absolutely no one.
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heartmins · 7 years
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NCT DREAM MTL To Be Academically Inclined (w/explanation)
Request: AAHHH YES ITS OPEN MY BRO WILL U DO NCT MOST TO LEAST LIKELY TO BE ACADEMICALLY INCLINED (aka smart af)
Honestly I think they’re all smart in one way or another! And tysm for requesting ilysm! Ps. yall should look forward to my bestfriend!chenle headcanon that’ll be up tonight and this ones 100% platonic :)
DISCLAIMER: remember its most to least likely not definite so i could be wrong, and whoever is last doesn't mean they're dumb at all, and it not my intention to portray them that way
1.) Chen Le
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This little cutie seems like he really enjoys school and kinda just cruises through his classes, like he understands that people have difficulty but hes not really sure as to why he finds it so easy. ‘Am i a super human???’ He seems like hes constantly wanting to help anyone whos having trouble in any class cause hes a precious cinnamon roll :’) also he is tri/quad-lingual, which makes him much smarter overall not just in school but with his IQ (studies show bilingual people have a much higher IQ as it’s difficult to be able to learn/communicate it different languages fluently) yes i read studied and watch ted talks i’m lame okay.
2.) Renjun
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Idk why china-line gives off such a smart vibe?? But anyways I see him as very intelligent overall. He, like Chenle fluently speaks more than one language which is difficult in itself but his overall behavior makes me feel like hes a total smartie and constantly helping out the people around him “oh do you need help in algebra?” “I can help you if you’re having trouble finding the derivative” “oh fortnight means two weeks~” and honestly who wouldn’t want such a cutie pie helping them out.
3.) Jaemin
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DESPITE BEING THE LOVE OF MY LIFE AND A TOTAL DORKAZOID i see him being pretty smart. [This is aside the point but hes mentioned before that his favorite subject is P.E and my initial reaction was ‘ugh wHAT IF HE TAKES IT WAY TOO SERIOUSLY but he really pegs me as the type of person who does his homework as soon as he gets back from school and usually doesn’t need help. Mark also said that Jaemin is super good with tech stuff/computers (thats super cute im deceased) and the other members have mentioned that Jaemin is a pretty smart person :’)
4.) Mark
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okAY HONESTLY THIS BOY REMINDS ME OF MINGYU “wtf how??” HEAR ME OUT,, Mingyu was super busy with schedules throughout his last year of HS yet he graduated top of his class despite busy schedules and no one saw it coming cause after seeing him sneeze on every one everyone assumed ‘LMAO HES AN IDIOT’ and suddenly YEET BITCH. So now we have Mark, aka: The King Of Busy Schedules™ who is probably gonna shake the world and be top of his class (or very high up there) because after being that busy he must be really good at time management and despite his super clumsy (dorkazoid) persona I feel like pretty really good at school and may have difficulty with like Geometry or smth
5.) Jeno
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on top of being a perfect, good-looking little shit who tries so hard to make me unloyal to NaNa,, he seems like he may have some difficulties in certain classes but I honestly see him as being really good at math, specifically algebra for some reason (maybe cause algebra is extra just like him  or maybe cause every fuckboi ive ever met was great at math ;) JK HES NOT A FUCKBOI i hope BUT HES AS GOOD LOOKING AS ONE AMIRITE. ANYWAYS BEFORE I GOT CARRIED AWAY i do believe hes super smart but just has more difficulties with certain things :’)
6.) Jisung
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Honestly, i see him being very smart BUT I don’t see him applying himself much. Rather, I see him focusing on the things he's more confident with, like dancing. He is reserved and shy thus i can see him not asking for help when needed which can really set him back. But because he's is so reserved I imagine that he's really good at observing people/they’re behavior as very quiet people often are. He enjoys sociology (sociology is more of the study of social behavior) so I can definitely see him being very good at as well as psychology that but he's so young so soon he’ll be just as advanced with certain things as his hyungs.
7.) Haechan
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Okay I honestly see Haechan as a really good student, someone as witty as him is bound to be smart. Though hes always very mischievous and sassy but i do see him taking school very seriously without admitting it. I see him putting lots of effort into his classes but i see him as the type to not like to ask for help cause he doesn’t want to come off as dumb. “Hyung do you need help?” “Pshh nah I understand this completely” “uh okay” ‘DEAR GOD HELP ME WHAT DOES FORTNIGHT MEAN???’ but like Renjun I see him offering help when hes very confident in something.
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