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Legends Of The Dark Knight #125
Adventures of the Super Sons #1
Oh, you wanted to write?
Hold on, let me just…
Ahhh…. yeah that’s better. ❤
Calum Hood said: Let’s give these b*tches some water, they keep saying they’re thirsty.
gf said the rhino looks like he’s the kid who would take all the candy from the bowls on Halloween with the signs that say ‘take one’ and that’s now a headcanon
While I have the urge to draw robots here’s a picture of my cat who is a lil shit don’t fall for her cuteness
Why the fuck did Lohiahu kill himself because Pele didn’t fuck him like ok dramatic wtf
this baby doe thinks shes hot shit until you touch her and then everything is the end of the world
I love the concept of my little brother as a possum
YES !!! total frat stereotype but not an asshole at all
also he’d lowkey have game ngl he’d be wayyyy too good at flirting
every party he’s making out or fucking a different girl LMAO
and he’d be good at names so it seems like he doesn’t get around but he would def get around
like “omg sarah! how’s chi omega? how was ur sisterhood thing?”
LAJDFJDJ WHEN PENTA DID THE GLOVE THING AND KENNY SLAPPED HIM
CONNOR IS MAKING A BERTIE EMOTE IM SCREAMING!!!!
He needed to do this. If he was ever going to be able to keep up with the other Meta Knights in the ensuing plan they were going to unleash on nightmare, he was going to have to do this. All he needed to do was knock on the door… Well, knock on the door to Doctor Yabui’s and then he would be able to get the aid he needed.
So for reasons that still escape me to this day, several years ago, my mom decided to have the three bedrooms, and the double rooms that make up the living room recarpeted in a fucking light ass cream color.
I don’t know why. The carpets had been darker before that, but she went with this almost white carpet in 80% of the house. When I came over and saw what she had done, I told her I thought she was bonkers for doing it. She didn’t care. She said that it was her house and she wanted that color. Ok. Cool.
So now it’s MY house, and I HATE these carpets. And recently I was noticing that they were starting to SMELL. BAD. All of them. I would check to see if there were wet spots (Joy) and I wouldn’t see anything. So I kept putting carpet deodorizer down, and kept vacuuming, to no real avail.
Well…. guess what I found out today? I was playing around with a blacklight I found up in the attic, and guess whose carpets are full of piss? MINE!
GUESS WHO DID IT?
This lil shit next to me pretending to be asleep.
I take her out. She has yard time alone. There are potty pads for her to use in an emergency (like my treatment runs long or something, and she has used them faithfully in the past). But I guess pissing and stinking my house up is what she’s doing this quarantine.
Ugh. Too bad I can’t go somewhere and rent a carpet cleaner.
Author: So I had this idea where—! :D
Axe: uh huh
Author: And you would—! :l
Axe: uh huh
Author: And you’re not even listening to me are you?
Axe: *smirks* uh huh