Dipper: The Lamby dance probably still ranks somewhere in the top ten.
Mabel: Completely mixing up the MK’s birthdays and throwing a party for Coraline on Raz’s birthday.
Norman: Walked in on Mitch and his boyfriend on second base (coincidentally also his awakening)
Neil: Accidentally played a ‘yoga video’ instead of his presentation for a class presentation.
Coraline: Trying and failing to sneak into Wybie’s manga stash that he keeps under his bed.
Wybie: Got caught
simping donating four hundred bucks to his favorite vtuber.
Raz: Talking big shit about how he absolutely can nail ten backflips in a row and then completely eating shit after just two.
Lili: You know that scene in GF where Mabel practiced kissing with a leaf blower? That but with Lili and a picture of Raz.
Ooof, okay, let’s see if I still remember them.
Neil: Hunting Horn
Coraline: Sword and Shield
Raz: Insect Glaive
Lili: Heavy Bowgun
One half of the team (Dipper, Norman, Wybie, Lili) will try to study it while also trying to prevent the other half (Mabel, Neil, Coraline, Raz) from putting it on and taking it out for a joyride.
she’s the only thing i care about now
sum lili zanotto doodles (and an extra harold)
I think, lowest to highest, it goes: Wybie -> Neil -> Dipper -> Mabel -> Lili -> Coraline -> Raz -> Norman.
Alright, let’s see if I still remember.
Dipper would be very… professional, is I guess the best word to describe it. He’d be fascinated by the monsters while maintaining a healthy respect for them. It does help that he got a pretty diverse crew to sate his curiosity.
Mabel would immediately start squealing because oh my GOD just LOOK at them they’re so HUGGABLE and FLOOFFY. Especially the Paolumu. She’d hug it for HOURS.
Norman would be intimated a bit by it, because like, look at the fucking thing. And it’s name is Vaal Hazak? And apparently it’s a fucking Elder Dragon? He’s not a hundred percent sure what that means, but it can’t be good. At the same time, that undead aesthetic is very much up Norman’s alley, so I think they’ll grow to like each other.
Neil would be wowed by the size of this lad. This absolute unit. And then he’ll be delighted, because there are so much bear, so much new friend to hug.
Coraline would be pretty pleased for herself, getting this cool-ass wyvern as a buddy. Not only does it look cool, it’s pretty smart too. That’s always a bonus. Seregios, buddy, we’re gonna have some fun.
Wybie would be delighted when he meets his creepy fucker of a wyvern. Even more when the other Kids gets all creeped and grossed out by his Gigginox. He wouldn’t have it any other way.
Raz would have… mixed feelings. Like, yeah, the Lagiacrus looks cool as hell, but it’s also aquatic, so he’s not exactly sure how he’s supposed to work together with it.
Lili would be wary, which is a perfectly reasonable reaction to huge lava monster like Agnaktor. But, if anyone asks, she won’t deny the lowkey power high that she gets from having a huge fucking lava monster under her command.
Oooh, this is good! Well, first of all, yes, they absolutely would get Halloweentown-fied. Let’s do this.
I feel like I’m going to get cursed or lynched for saying this, but it’d be really funny if Dipper’s ensemble is basically twink tumblr sexyman Bill Cipher. I think it’ll be really funny, so I’m going with that.
Mabel would be Alice, but like, Edgy Alice. You know the look. A simple village innocent dress that’s been spattered with blood, crazed bags under her eyes, probably carries a big knife everywhere.
Norman would be a ghost, and he’d be all wispy and semi-transparent and some of his limbs are a bit disconnected from his main body. He’s not actually a ghost tho, so he can’t phase through walls or anything.
Neil would also be a ghost, but like a crappy bedsheet ghost. He’s also all wispy and semi-transparent, but he still just looks like himself with a bedsheet over him.
Coraline would be a patchwork marionette doll, kind of Sally-like I guess, and her stitching keeps getting loose and frayed and it doesn’t really fall off, but it does get pretty annoying to feel.
Wybie would be a Frankenstein’s monster, but all metal and clockwork-y instead of flesh and skin. Like a steampunk Frankenstein’s monster.
Raz would be a scary murder clown. Creepy white clown face makeup, creepy clown outfit, limbs slightly longer than it should be; very Pennywise, basically.
Lili would be an alraune, but a spooky goth alraune. So the plants all very thorny and crooked and sharp.