rating the owl house characters based on how likely i think theyre going to die
done during the mid-season 2 hiatus :-)
shes the quirky young protag & has like absolutely no death flags and will have a happily ever after with her mom and all her friends :) the only Bad end i can imagine is her never being able to go back to the demon realm.
if she HADNT gotten her harpy form it would def be higher. also the fact that she’s already willing to sacrifice herself for her loved ones... gives me stan in gravity falls season 2 vibes folks ngl!
we havent seen a whole lot of her and thats fine but it leads me to believe Something will happen to her. nothing majorly harmful but Something.
higher than willow bcus he HAS been getting a lot of screentime and development, which makes me think he’ll have a bigger part in whatevers coming and will be in more danger as he’s not as strong of a witch as willow is.
i know for a fact that dana wouldnt let her die but that doesnt mean she’s completely safe. her family is still a big ol’ threat to her and her mother isnt exactly afraid to make sacrifices for the sake of their family’s reputation
she’s been highly absent for most of the season despite having a big presence for the first few episodes and i cant help but feel like this will continue until the finale where she’ll have a cameo in a big fight against belos or something and will have like 4 lines and then have a hug happy moment when the day is saved and she’ll go on to be like a popular potion master or something.
they were ALSO fully ready to die just to take down belos and also to save eda and eda probably thinks theyre dead already anyways. so while i dont think they’re gonna die-die something worse is still gonna Happen to them. like torture or something.
he’s like in the third most dangerous position out of any characters in the show. desperate and willing to do anything to prove he’s worth something but luz’s way of thinking is already worming into his head and if belos catches wind that hunter’s life can be used as a bargaining chip against luz........ well. i dont think belos would even really hesitate, even if it’s a bluff. i dont think he’ll die but he’ll definitely get more traumatized!
the only way he’s getting out alive is if he’s imprisoned forever. this motherfucker will die from his own hand or i fully expect an off-screen death or a “fate worse than death so lets put him out of his misery” type deal like maybe he just gets turned into mud and then explodes. possible.
i do not expect them to survive im sorry i really dont. cardinals are literally a symbol of the manifestation of angels/dead people. you are your own death omen. you are in the most dangerous position of any characters. you will either sacrifice yourself to save hunter or belos will crack you in half and drink your blood like a five year old with a glowstick just to “teach a lesson” to hunter. lil rascal it pains me so but your days are numbered, my little feathered baby.
i will kill you with my own bare hands you son of a bitch watch ur fucking back.
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EXCUSE ME WHAT?! HOW TALL IS EDA?!
For anyone who can’t see the picture:
It’s an image of Eda, smiling with the following text below it
“While obviously meant as a one-off joke, the fact that Eda is an Owl may also be the case for this. While her height is unknown, the Episode ‘Once Upon A Swapp’ gives a slight indication that she’s at least under 6’’5 tall as she wears high heels and her hair makes her look 7’’5 tall
Eda is around 6 feet tall….
Lilith is taller than Eda….
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You mentioned Lilith so naturally, my mind responded, "Oh, we got hcs"
Lilith realized in 0.0000001 seconds that her sister was crushing on Raine when Eda began mentioning little small details about the bard witch that were oddly specific, "Hey, Lily, did you ever notice that Raine's eyes kinda look like those shiny rocks we saw at the market last week?" and had this moment of "Aw, baby sister has a crush, how cute."
Follow up to that previous one, Lilith noticed Raine was crushing on Eda in 0.00000001 seconds after Eda scored a goal at a Grudgby and waved at Raine, who turned so red Lilith full on thought they were going to explode.
Lilith thinks that it would take them a week at the most to get together, and ends up playing wingwoman for her sister and her sister's best friend.
Lilith: Please, for the love of Titan, just ask them out.
Eda (who has been hiding behind Lilith for the last five minutes): What if they say no?
Lilith internally: Do you not see the literal heart eyes they give you? How are we related? I am the one with glasses and I can tell Raine like you. Why in the Isles would Raine say no? They're the only witch crazier than you considering they want to date you. Titan, lend me strength, please.
Lilith: They won't say no.
Raine exactly eight minutes later: Lilith, if I ask Eda out do you think she would say yes?
Lilith internally: Why are they both like this? Raine, Raine, look at me in the eyes and tell me you do not see the stupid grin my sister gets when you say hi to her. Why would she say no? You are literally the only witch alive that can turn her brain into mush. Good Titan, I can't live like this. The urge to lock you both in a closet to see who confesses first is getting stronger.
Lilith: I can't think of any reason why she wouldn't say yes.
After Raeda get back together, Lilith swings by the Owl House with a stack of papers that could rival Eda's permanent record at Hexside and drops it on the table and before either of them can ask what that is, Lilith just waved them both off and excitedly says, "I have been planning the wedding since you two first went to Grom together." Apparently, they both forget to tell Lilith they weren't engaged. No worries, Lilith (having absolutely no chill and sees it payback) looks at Eda and goes, "Eda, please make Raine my in-law." And then proceeds to look at Raine and says, "Raine, do me a favor and become my in-law." She's met with a sputtering and blushing Raeda and Lilith has Hooty bring her some apple blood, because Titan, she isn't dealing with them like this again.
Lilith is just SO DONE with these beloved morons, she's been watching them crush on each other since they were SIX and she just wants to be DONE. Raine was so obvious about their crush on Eda it was paaaaaaaaaainful but Eda? Eda just talked about Raine. Constantly. Non-stop. All day everyday hey did you hear what Raine did? oooo Raine has the prettiest eyes omgosh!! Lilith is losing her mind. Lilith is a saint and she's been planning their wedding since 8th grade because SHE never plans to get married but boy oh boy she can plan a PARTY
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