#lily plays ovw

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#lily plays ovw #CRYING SPEWING THROWING UP THE ANIMATED SHORT MADE ME CRY

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widowmaker c:

「 dont listen to me when i say im a flex player」→ @gayvalry

how often I play them                                                                                                                          almost every game. that good good 70 hours – SOON IT WILL BE 100 HOURS

which maps I like to use them on                                                                                                     KINGS ROW, dorado, route 66, RIALTO, anubis, ILLIOS BUT ONLY THE WELL MAP BC OF THE CHEEKY SPOT ON THE TOWER, watchpoint: gibraltar is good as well, horizon lunar, eichenwald….. EVERY MAP??? CAN I JUST SAY THAT???

which skin I currently have equipped                                                                                             noVA CURRENTLY but i switch up between talon, cote d’azur, and black lily a lot

who I ship them with                                                                                                                     how much time do y’all have to listen to me list my ships?? merCYMAKER, widowtracer, spiderbyte, maximaker, widowmetra -- and platonic dva/widow in a she’s been rehabilitated in ovw and is confused as to why this child is talking to her 

#⧗ → ooc ¦ ⁵⁰⁰ ˢʰᵒᵗˢ ⁰ ᵏⁱˡˡˢ. #⧗ → answered ¦ ᵀʰᵉ ᵖᵉʳᶠᵒʳᵐᵃⁿᶜᵉ ⁱˢ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵇᵉᵍⁱⁿ. #gayvalry #asdfghjesd #in case nobody could guess im a self-proclaimed wm main

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ppl in qp have the biggest balls for players who would get absolutely plummeted in comp

#lily plays ovw #connecting blizzard accts to console ovw was a mistake #‘for someone whos top 500 on pc ur so fucking bad’ dude its qp. im disassociating. i cant see my crosshare. leave me alone #im not here to play well im here to do smth while zoning out to be productive. mentally ill bitches u feel me right

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if i play tank im going apeshit

#lily plays ovw #i only play tank as queueing flex bc its my Last Resort #i hate it here

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standing literally in front of ur healers while spamming u need healing while ur in critical health but not getting healed and then dying bc you had to ditch cover to get in ur healer’s los so they could heal you but they didnt and then getting flamed by said healers for dying when you, a flanker, made ur way back to them from the other side of the map to literally stand in front of both of them since they for some reason (since ur a flanker u dont expect to be healed while flanking) complained before that u werent in their los, despite u flanking, so u oblige and go to them for heals and still dont get healed while ur on - for some reason - 3 gold medals AND spamming you need heals RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM but for some reason its ur fault u didnt get healed. oh and did i mention? ur in gm. and thats what i like to call the jeff kaplan ovw experience

#lily plays ovw #this is what i get for playing ovw #am i in qp? HELLO?

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any other support mains who just want to go absolutely apeshit? any other healers who just want to go ham and kill that single dps no one else on ur team cant seem to kill but u cant bc u have to heal ur team as they miss all their shots? dont u want to go apeshit?

#lily plays ovw #ovw #IM GOING INSANE THIS IS TOP 500 PLS HIT THE SINGLE DPS MCREE ON POINT TEAM PLEASE #I CANT KILL HIM OR YOULL CALL ME SLURS PLS HIT HIM #wish i was viol3t who gets praised for dpsing as support....

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bestie why r u 9 inches deep into the enemy spawn while the payload is approaching its destination. sigma is out here losing his mind on cart while ur out there fisting the wall. battle mercy just decked our genji phara and zarya comp and ur spamming slurs in chat and blaming lag. bestie ur plat at best and ur mommy issues are showing

#lily plays ovw #say no to a i need heals spam and watch them go off LMFAO non-heals are so sensitive jfc #either theyre drunk or they bought their acct but they slurred so bad our other heals left and AKAKSKDK BAD LUCK FOR ME ? #omg i tried the spam googoo gaga message on them and it WORKS AKKSKDK THEYRE SO MAD #lucky im aus tho bc im used to slurs being thrown around on a daily basis but jesus..... #the ovw experience. we love to see it

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(enter psn username who never listened to u in game) wants to be close friends w u!

my healer ass: get fucked

#lily plays ovw #lol ive already avoided ur ass and now u want to be FRIENDS? #CLOSE friends? #what do u think i am? a masochist? did u think i enjoyed u berating my ass over vc bc u couldnt understand a simple order and not let ur #main heals get fucked over by a genji and tracer while u were busy ranting abt getting no healing while not helping ur heals?? i hate ovw #and now u want to be FRIENDS? gamer boy logic #neways my ass is on quarantine lockdown for the next week bc we got one case after 10 months of no cases and im going mental

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ovw comp be like: goes sniper

team vc:

#lily plays ovw #no matter what rank u are they’ll flame u 😔

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what kind of masochist......

#lily plays ovw #i pick up ovw for the first time in months and it makes me want to put it back down instantly. amazing. cp77 could never #i played literally 5 games w this tank who would not STOP being bitter as FUCK #to his heals whenever he ass deeped dived the enemy team while his entire team was down #and still blamed it on his heals #yet he MESSAGES ME. ASKS ME IF I BOUGHT MY ACCT #then when i say im shitfaced he says that its ok and then adds me as a friend? asks if i would like tk join his group? HELLO? #DID WE NOT SPEND THE LAST FIVE GAMES W YOU CALLING ME SLURS BC UR STUPID ASS DECIDES TO 1V6 the ENEMY? HELLO? #AND NOW U WANT ME TO JOIN UR SQUAD? #i hate it here

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i hate it here if another genji begs me to nano him i’ll personally fly to america to deck jeff kaplan in the face who the FUCK thought it was great to buff genji again im gonna die who let the weebs have rights

#lily plays ovw #im gone a MONTH and its NANOGENJI meta AGAIN #what is this #2017????? theyre going to nerf nano arent they #i hate it here #if its not nanoblade we teamfight lose to its a pharamercy. i hate ovw

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wish overwatch allowed you to avoid friends as teammates. like i luv u as a friend lad but ur so fuckin bad at the game ❤️

#lily plays ovw #specifically i think their allg seems to priortise u w friends #even if theyre playing a rank they normally dont play #edit: nvm im playing against said person they will Die

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also nice to know im heavily avoided as a teammate bc i - an ana main - always nano my ulting mercy lmfao

#lily plays ovw #my main goal is to piss off genji mains ❤️ #’mercy mains have no aim’ um. gm mercys are better than widow nowadays lmfao #ult ur ulting mercy. no matter the rank. i guarantee she’ll wipe ur enemy team in HALF #anyways its 4am im gonna sleep

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anyways if ur aussie n play ovw comp on pc dont play in oceania servers if ur high level bc it’ll take an hr+ to find u a game. yeah sure americas server’s ping is high af but youll get a game every 10-20mins and u can work around it ez. sincerely, an idiot whos been waiting for 1hr 30min+ just for one game in aussie servers

#lily plays ovw #plus playing w americans + the odd asian bc for some reason yall americans just love our accent??? #ive been playing american servers for a day and sure the ping is shit but its fun hearing americans go crazy over ur accent and ask u to #say random shit only for them to shit themselves w giggles everytime u do??? #also why are americans wayyyy less uptight abt losing games vs aussies???? aksjsjdj #americans: SAY CRIKEY #me: ....... crikey mate? #yall: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH #??? yall are weird lmfao

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kind of afraid to play ovw just in case i get put into the same game as that guy from last night lmao

#lily plays ovw #i say as i queue #idk i havent accepted his friend request yet but it still doesnt sit right that he had to ask my gender #based on how i played (i carried lol) #idk idk no disrespect to him ig its a normal thing in the gaming community & he (& his friend) was curious & meant no ill intention #just made me uncomfie lol

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yall ever just exchange hellos with an enemy on ovw and vow never to attack this person again no matter what

#lily plays ovw #for like the first time in months #ive started playing ovw again #widow: says hi back to me as im abt to clock her #me an ana tearing up: omg i made a friend ill literally never hurt u ily #im the worst person to have on ur team but hey. if u have to rely on an ana to heal plus kill the widow then idk.... maybe thats on u