Oh my!

These are so beautiful! I really don’t deserve all of these, are you sure that I can have them?

That’s so nice of you, thank you so much for the clothes!

No, you are!

Do it! But you gotta take care of ‘em right, got it?

Send me a “👀 + a question” and my muse has to answer honestly!

Hmー Most attractive based on visuals alone, I’d probably have to say…either @shu-sakamaki or @master-ruki-mukami…?

They’re tall and give off a relaxed or composed vibe, which pretty much fits the stereotypical image of a ‘handsome guy’ by human standards. Even though Shuu-san can be very lazy at times, both he and Ruki-senpai just seem like the type of person you could rely on in the end?

…As for my personal preferences, I like how their hair looks really soft! They both have that slightly messy look going on! It just makes me want to touch it!

Subaru: What kinda question is this?! Che. If you lot answer, you better not be weird about it, but don’t be assholes either…

Kanato: Yes, I agree with this. Don’t say anything strange… So, I say six. 

Reiji: Subaru is, from what I have seen, extremely psychically fit. If only he presented himself better than he does. A six. 

Laito: Fufu, how about a solid eight, Subaru? You’re in pretty good shape, and I think Bitch-chan would agree, wouldn’t you~?

Ayato: You’re giving this guy an eight? That’s bullshit, he doesn’t even come close to Yours Truly at ten. He’s like a five!

Shuu: You’re saying your ass is better than this?

Shuu: As for my answer… Aah, no comment. It’s too troublesome.

Subaru: See, that’s a gift that makes sense… with no emotional bullshit. I’ll take some blood, and you can get to work, polishin’. 

Already did.

Please check my translation masterlist (it’s the first post that shows up when you open my blog) next time before making a request. Most of what I’ve translated is on there.