Hi, welcome to my humble dwelling, here have a seat please!
You must be hungry, don't worry, I'll serve you a nice warm meal too.
What is it, do you have to use the bathroom now?.
Sure thing, it's right there!
Make sure to clean up after you're done!
Also, feel free to take a shower if you feel like it, just remember to dry up the floor after you're done!
If you need my computer you can borrow it, don't worry about it.
Oh dear!, You are shivering, here, have these socks to warm you up
Now, would you tell me what time is it sweetheart?
Oh honey, it's time for you to leave now, what a shame :(
I hope you come visit again dear, i really like having you here, you keep me company like no other can.
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