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Snoring
Legend: snoring is basically bragging about being asleep, so loudly, that it stops others from sleeping. It’s like lying there screaming, “I’M HAVING A LOVELY SLEEP!”
Sky: …….
Everyone: *staring at sky*
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Four: Try explaining your fight with Ganon or whatever evil was wrecking your kingdom, but without context.
Wind: Old-ass wizard kicks around some minors while the only other adult is a shapeshifting boat-man who prioritised claiming some triangles. Beat that.
Four: I’m sorry, what?
Wind: That’s how Grandma saw it. But I get it, he did take a few pot shots at me and especially Tetra.
Time: [remembering when Ganondorf, chasing after Zelda on horseback, stopped his pursuit solely to blast a 9 year old in the face and monologue]
Time: Sounds like him.
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Wild: Appointed knight finally fulfills his mission after waiting 100 years to reload his save.
The Chain: What?
Time: That sucks, I only waited seven.
The Chain: What?!
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Twilight: Local ranch-hand stops a nightmare induced apocalypse alongside an imp who’s a princess and a hermit, who’s also a princess.
Time: [clears his throat]
Twilight: After screaming at the moon vocal coaching from a ghost stalking the entire journey, who wasn’t a princess.
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Sky: Local daydreamer wakes up, fights god, and wins.
Wild: I mean...did you though?
Legend: Yeah, jury’s still out on that one.
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Hyrule: Mute kid brutalises pigman after assembling wish granting triangles, and saves the princess. He does it again years later.
Wild: You were silent back then?
Hyrule: Well, I couldn’t speak because I didn’t know the language. After saving the first Zelda she asked members of the nobility teach me- and how to read and write.
Twilight: Did you bite them when they tried to scold you for getting an answer wrong?
Hyrule: You did that too?!
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Warriors: Pairs of powerful fighters from across the ages band together to defeat creepy time sorceress, then conquer red-maned wizard.
Legend: Ugh, the power of friendship. Really?
Warriors: Comradery, actually.
Legend: [mimicking his tone] Cringe, actually.
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Legend: Which one?
Four: Choose your favourite.
Legend: [thinks for a moment] A scarf wearing hooded hobo breaks into my house on several occasions and stages a coup to save two worlds.
Four: What...were you doing?
Legend: [sighing] All the hard work.
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Masterlist
9th place in the LU character design ranking
Character analysis posts:
Hero of the Sky, Hero of Time, Hero of Twilight, Hero of the Wild, Hero of Warriors
Parkour team - LU drabble
How each member of the chain laughs - LU headcanon
I didn't know what to do for Time since I've already made the speedrunning puberty joke and I don't know much about Four's adventures.
#this post is unhinged#i headcanon that hyrule and twilight grew up in the wild#finding civilisation a little later in their childhood and therefore being late bloomers in education#linked universe#lu fic idea#lu fic ideas#linkeduniverse#lu#lu incorrect quotes#linked universe incorrect quotes#lu time#lu twi#lu twilight#lu wild#lu warriors#lu four#lu hyrule#lu sky#lu wind#lu legend#lu drabble#lu headanons
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This post is just so perfect ok
#Please don’t get worry abt warriors hand#I gave it the sw clone hand armor treatment because I was zoning out 😭#So now he has a giant clumpy hand#Also#my style has (kinda) changed once again >:)#Lu four#lu warriors#my art#linked universe#art#lu#doodles#linkeduniverse#linked universe fanart#linked universe four#linked universe warriors#warriors linked universe#four linked universe#linked universe incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#lu incorrect quotes#Oh also#the messy pen on warrior’s scarf is also a result of zoning out#Listening to music does not lend itself well to neat lineart
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Four: *falls down because he's tired*
Warriors: Oh look! He's small and collapsible! For easy travel!
*scoops up Four*
Warriors: The goddesses really did think of everything, didn't they?
Four: Ass
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Linked universe incorrect quotes (assorted) pt. 4
(Art/AU belongs to @linkeduniverse)
Part 3
#I’m back at it once again hee hee#linkeduniverse#linked universe#linked universe memes#linked universe incorrect quotes#memes from the floor#rambles from the floor#the last two are my favorite
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Hyrule: Every group has that one funny friend with an air of profound sadness to him.
Warriors: Wild.
Twilight: Wild
Legend: Wild.
Four: Wild.
Wild:
Wild: Screw you guys.
#lu hyrule#lu wild#lu warriors#lu twilight#lu legend#lu four#linked universe hyrule#linked universe wild#linked universe warriors#linked universe twilight#linked universe legend#linked universe four#linked universe#lu incorrect quotes#linked universe incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes
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Reader, wiggling furry wolfie’s face while giggling: “You have a smoothhh brain! No ridges or lumps or valley or bumps. All Ideas slide right off, like a water slide! Smoooothh brain, smooothhh”
Cut to Time, Four and Wild desperately trying not to burst out laughing while the wolf stares up at reader, very displeased.
#linked universe#linked universe x reader#linked universe incorrect quotes#lu memes#reader insert#lu twilight#lu time#lu four#lu wild#inspired by tiktok audio#wolfie has no thoughts 😌😌#head empty <3
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Wild: How tall are you?
Warriors: 6 feet.
*later*
Wild: How tall are you?
Four turns omoniously to stare at Wild: I AM 4 FEET AND 4 INCHES AND 1 QUARTER. Leans froward to grab Wild I WILL DESTROY YOU.
#linked universe#correctn't quotes of kit#linked universe incorrect quotes#lu#lu incorrect quotes#lu four#lu wild#linked universe wild#linked universe four#Source: Youtube
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Warriors: Let’s not Legend this into a worse situation than it already is.
Legend: ...Did you just use my name as a verb??
#lu incorrect quotes#linked universe#linked universe incorrect quotes#warriors linked universe#warriors lu#lu warriors#legend linked universe#lu legend#legend lu
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LU version of the Mulan’s Ancestors argument scene that’s been rattling around in my head for far too long.
#linked universe#linked universe legend#linked universe time#linked universe sky#linked universe warriors#linked universe incorrect quotes#I headcannon a transmasc hyrule and gender-fluid wild and legend and nobody can stop me#also sorry to make Warriors the bigot#he just seemed the most likely to say this out of the chain (subconsciously picked it up from nobles or something)
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Four: im just saying, there's nothing about Legend that's straight. Not even his hair is straight, he has to use hair straighteners
Warriors: he has hair straighteners?
Four: his natural hair is as straight as he is
Legend:
Legend: guys im right fucking here.
#the rainbow twinks#rainbow ramblings#the rainbows linked universe tag#linked universe#lu#linked universe legend#linked universe four#linked universe warriors#lu legend#lu four#lu warriors#lu incorrect quotes#linked universe incorrect quotes#four oli and dex
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The chain see this sign
Chain all turn to wars.
Time: well it was nice knowin’ you. *jokingly*
Warriors: *gasps* why me, they obviously want a child *scoops up four*
Four: FUCK YOU CHARMING!
#linked universe#linkeduniverse#linked universe au#linked universe incorrect quotes#don’t worry they are all joking around with each other#nobody was sacrificed for the bathroom#lu warriors#lu time#lu four
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Sky and Twilight: Are Wii gonna have a problem?
Wild: You best Switch up that attitude!
Hyrule and Four: You’re planning a dangerous Game-boy!
Time: Don’t Nintendo Sixty-force me to use this!
[brutal fighting ensues]
Warriors: [driving the ambulance] Wii U! Wii U! Wii U! Wii U!
#based of that meme#has this been done yet?#lu modern au#kinda modern au#lu#linked universe#linkeduniverse#lu incorrect quotes#linked universe incorrect quotes#lu time#lu twilight#lu hyrule#lu four#lu wild#lu sky#lu warriors
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*legend fighting botw hinox*
L:”HAHA shoot the eye! Works every time!”
Hinox: *covers eye*
L:
L:”WAIT NO YOU WERENT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT-”
#linked universe#legend linked universe#lu legend#legend lu#linked universe legend#linkeduniverse#breath of the wild#legend of zelda#botw hinox#loz#linked universe incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes
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Warriors: I sleep with a knife under my pillow.
Legend: Weak. I sleep with a gun.
Time: You're both pathetic.
Legend: Oh? What do you sleep with?
Time: Malon.
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LU as things people on my frisbee team did this weekend at a tournament
wind: cried over not being able to go to the bouncy castle we passed on the highway
Wild: missed the last point of the game that he was supposed to be playing in because he was petting puppies on the other side of the field
Time: ran back and forth across the time zone line and screamed “good morning” “good night” at midnight when the bus broke down
Twi: ate three servings of fettuccine alfredo while watching harley quinn and pausing every five minutes to talk about how beautiful margot robbie is
Four: did a backflip for the first time mid game
Legend: locked herself in the shower and fell asleep on accident (the water was not running, she was fine)
Hyrule: ran through the parking lot at night in the rain to wendy’s in the middle of nowhere, tripped on the grass (he was fine too) and paid for his frosty in quarters
Sky: fell asleep and didn’t wake up when we threw several pillows at them and yelled in their face
Wars: painted two people’s nails pink while they were asleep
It was a good time. A very good time.
#my shit#linked universe headcanons#linked universe memes#linked universe incorrect quotes#lu wild#wild lu#legend lu#lu time#lu chain#lu four#lu hyrule#lu legend#lu sky#lu twilight#lu warriors#legend of zelda
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