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acalculatedfuture · 8 months
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the 5 supreme lipsync assassins of the amano cinematic universe
garreth (3 wins, 2 losses) - 4th place
volo (3 wins, 1 loss) - 2nd place
calem (4 wins, 0 losses) - 3rd place
peter (5 wins, 2 losses) - 3rd place
jasmine (6 wins, 1 loss) - 12th place / winner
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clueless1995 · 4 months
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laganja estranja i love you you deserved betterrrrr
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xiranjayzhao · 1 year
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Drag Race Revolutionary France was truly something else. The way they got everyone to say Drag Citizen instead of Drag Queen. The way they banned expensive designer looks right off the bat, leaving resident look queen Marie Antoinette gooped and gagged. Robespierre the underdog lipsync assassin who managed to take out Marie Antoinette (idk why people still say she deserved better when she lost fair and square, i mean Robespierre ripping off his curly white wig to reveal another curly white wig and then that spinning jump into the splits?! Come on), then also Brissot, Hebert AND Danton when everyone thought Danton was gonna be the first big girl winner. Saint-Just getting a Kandy Ho edit for the first half of the season but taking out Louis XVI in a stunning upset. Robespierre only losing the finale partner lipsync with Saint-Just when Collot and Billaud shot him in the jaw so he could no longer sync his lips to the lyrics. Napoleon somehow winning the whole thing. Simply unparalleled sequence of events.
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vonxodd · 11 months
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AJA LABEIJA // rpdr all stars 08X01 lipsync assassin ☆
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mindibindi · 4 months
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the Doctors after using sport to best the anniversary season's lipsync assassin:
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cuntylestat · 1 year
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theygotlost · 9 months
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the watch episode 6. we're back
this one's all about cheery! with complete disregard for the quote "she kept her beard because while it was one thing to say you were a woman, it was another thing entirely to say you weren't a dwarf", cheery associates having a beard specifically with being seen as male, and is upset that she has to wear a fake beard when she returns to her old dwarf mine. carrot and angua come with her and also wear fake beards
theres another dwarf there named Spike (confusing since i kept thinking they were talking about to miss dearheart) who was best friends(?) with cheery and seems partially inspired by dee from tfe. cheery also has a goblin servant (?!) that she named after Spike (?!)
the creepy little girl is back. what the fuck ever
the Summoning Dark comes after cheery (vimes is busy with an entirely separate B plot) becuase it "feeds on difference" and cheery is different bc shes transitioned to female. after it envelops her she sees the specter of her mother, who also defied dwarf norms by presenting female, who tells her that the summoning dark is her "friend" and that it allows her to be whoever she wants to be, and that it lets her like, uh, explore other worlds/dimensions ????!!! i think?????
vimes is still being haunted by his vision of the future where he's married to sybil but is too shy to tell her about it. she puts some moisturizer on his face and inigo skimmer (he's still here for some reason) says "that moisturizer's taken days off you" which is admittedly a pretty funny line
Cheery how has power over the summoning dark and the mark appears on her shoulder. but all it does is just make her have more self confidence i guess. spike kisses her on the lips but then cheerys like "uh... you did leave me for dead so... :/"
she then saves the day with a terrible lipsynced drag performance for doctor cruces of the assassins guild long enough to disctract her (cruces is a woman) so vimes and sybil can get away. shes wearing a pink wig, fake beard, and ugly dress and starts the song by saying "SUMMONING DARK, HIT THAT SHIT"
wonse and carcer instruct some multidimensional beings to find "the worst version" of vimes in the whole multiverse and plan to make him murder sybil. too bad they dont realize the regular version of vimes from this fucking show is the worst version of vimes. 🤪
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k00lkat2001 · 2 months
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salina estitties is and will always be the lipsync assassin of s15. the way she embodies every song is just amazing
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catominor · 17 hours
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re: drag race post: i just KNOW caelius would be a lipsync assassin
to be entirely honest i dont know enough about rupauls drag race to know what this means but i believe you
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georgierre · 11 months
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drop the review babes
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how would george russell fare on drag race? - a review by ame ruszhou
firstly this is a joke. george, by virtue of being a, presumably, cishet white f1 driver, is 100% going to be horrible on drag race. although if he knew how to paint (put makeup on) his face would be perfect for drag race. have you SEEN those eyelashes?
secondly, drag race is composed of many aspects outside of runways and lipsyncs. for those who don't watch drag race, drag race has a maxi challenge (main challenge), sometimes a mini challenge (it does not add to your final judgment that episode), and a runway. in the american drag race, they tend to focus on how you did in the maxi challenge, with runways as a padded bonus. if you did bad on the runway but good in the challenge, they tend to just Forget the fact your runway was bad. in some instances though, the runway helped people get out of the bottom positions, or, unfortunately, has barred people from winning an episode.
(the rest under the cut!)
lipsyncs, on the other hand, mostly happen when you are on the bottom two. other instances, although saved for special episodes and finales, are for lipsyncing for a win/the crown. as much as this comprises drag race's popularity, MANY drag race winners have never lipsynced for their lives (ie. both sashas, bianca, violet, aquaria & willow), or have only done it one or twice (bar the special episodes, of course). so, just because you're a good lipsyncer doesn't mean you're the best in drag race. arguably, many "lipsync assassins" lost drag race, because that means they've been on the bottom multiple times.
so, how do you know if you're good in drag race?
it kind of fizzles down to two things: 1.) track record, meaning how much you win or you've been on a high placement, and 2.) storyline and likeability. the second point seems redundant, but many drag race winners, despite having the worst track record of the season, has won due to this criterion.
before we get into the nitty gritty of the challenges, a funny criteria rupaul also likes to judge the contestants by is by CUNT— charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent. it's not actually serious, but we can judge george by this, just because we can.
charisma - 7/10
i feel like george can be charismatic when he wants to be. if the competition asks for it, he can do anything. at the least, george wouldn't be a contestant who fades into the background. many people on drag race who don't have much of a presence usually gets eliminated early on unless something begins to change (lady camden comes to mind). i think george wouldn't have that fate, at least, by his extraversion alone.
uniqueness - 3/10
maybe even lower. quite frankly, george is. the whitest man i've ever seen. his fashion sense, music interests, etc. are very basic, and while it's okay to be basic, drag race always pushes queens to have more variety. show the same look thrice and michelle (a judge) would call you out for it. moreover, videos from the f1 channel or williams has shown george has pretty mediocre design choices in artistic challenges so, there's that.
nerve - 9/10
despite being good at pr, george is also the same person, at 12, who threatened another driver he'd drive into them in the next lap, so yeah! i think george is very honest with what he feels, to mercedes and as a gpda director, so i don't think he'd be coming to this shy. he has terrified checo perez enough to not have that "nerve" aspect. in this case, george could be very good at untucked— the additional show to drag race showing the cast behind the scenes before the lipsync. if i could compare him to other queens, i'd imagine someone like tatianna on s2, alaska on as2, awhora on uks2, or jasmine on s14.
talent - ???/10
in a drag race sense, i don't know what george is good at tbh? obviously this comes from the fact that he is. an f1 driver. but who knows. drag race tends to push a lot out of their contestants and i won't be surprised if george comes out as a dancer or a designer. i don't even know what he'd do on the talent show besides, i don't know, race? play football?
okay, now that's out of the way, we can get to the challenges. to me, i feel like george has the personality and competitive drive needed for drag race, and if you challenge him to do something, he'd do it Well. so while he may not have any experience in sewing or dancing or whatever, if he was casted on drag race for some odd reason, he'd 100% prepare before he gets there.
anyway, challenge time! there are multiple challenges on drag race outside of lipsycning and runways. if i don't put all of them then that's not my fault. there is a lot of challenges LOL.
talent show - 2/10
in the recent seasons, these are usually the first challenges to introduce the contestants properly. i'll be frank, again, i do not know what george is gonna show. i am inclined to believe he gets eliminated in this episode. ALTHOUGH, talent shows doesn't always mean you gotta do something extravagant— contestants like willow, jimbo, and tatianna have shown that, sometimes you just gotta do something entertaining. by principle of george's competitiveness, he could possibly find a way, but i have low hopes.
design challenge - 4/10
these are challenges where you're asked to create outfits out of fabrics or unconventional materials, usually the latter. i'm less worried about the production since hot glue does its magic, but again, george has. poor artistic inclinations.
another kind of design challenge, usually called the makeover challenge, is when you are tasked with making someone over. i genuinely want some f1 drivers to be on the show one day as those being made over, but if we're talking about george making someone over? i can… see it. somewhat. same sentiments as the previous paragraph, but if george knew how to put on makeup, he'd KILL. he genuinely has the perfect sculpted face for drag. i have had this picture since last year and i feel like you should look at this:
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YOU SEE MY VISION RIGHT. YOU SEE IT.
acting challenges - 3/10
have you. have you seen him act for skits and commercials. even for comedic ones he cannot act normal. again, george's competitiveness blah blah blah, but i genuinely fear for his life in acting challenges. although, if the acting challenge were improv, then i think george has a better chance of winning? i think george is generally very humorous, and if he was asked to improv rather than act, it would be much butter— although, not perfect, of course.
snatch game - 4/10
i don't even think he'd do well in snatch game either. if you don't know snatch game, it's a parody of match game, and the contestants have to pretend to be celebrities and provide answers to questions rupaul gives. the challenge is less of perfect impersonation, and more of a comedy challenge. i feel like george has no frame of reference of what he can possibly do, but i feel like, again, he'd be better with improv. moreover, snatch game is something you expect and prepare for per season, so i think george can pull something together if asked.
musical challenge - 6/10
it depends which type. if he is asked to sing it, we are doomed. if it's just a lipsync, i can see it work! he gives me marcia energy from s15, maybe a bit of jan from s12 or courtney from s6. i think george would be more expressive when it comes to lipsyncs because there's more preparation, and he doesn't have to speak.
roasts - 10/10
GEORGE WOULD KILL. GEORGE WOULD KILLLLLL. if you don't know what roasts are, like the name suggests, roasts ask you to just. insult someone comedically. have you SEEN his comments towards the fia? because yeah, he would kill. he would 100% win this challenge. hell, he'd tour on the hater's roast after drag race.
girl group challenge - 5/10
i have. no clue how this would go. on one hand he is not creative, on the other hand, if he can roast well, i feel like he can make a detox-like verse. put him on read u wrote u. i will lean more towards, he probably can. i know george isn't a dancer and is literally a white man, but i feel like, if he genuinely tried, he could? maybe it's the athleticism of it. he reminds me of someone like brooke from s11 or lemon from cans1.
lipsync/choreo challenge - 6/10
again, athleticism— by virtue of athleticism, i can see george be able to pull out some stunts. i'm telling you, george's stubbornness will get him places. i feel like he'd also emote better when lipsyncing, because he doesn't have to focus on making his voice sound believable.
okay that's it. tldr; george will do bad in most challenges bar roasts, but by virtue of george's stubbornness and competitiveness, if he were actually cast on drag race, he'd do REALLY well. don't underestimate what competitiveness does to a person, especially since george is very determined/goal-oriented.
edit: i forgot storyline! besides the challenges, storyline helps audiences enjoy contestants despite not being good at drag race. if george comes in drag race cocky and overprepared, i can see him as someone like ginger from s7 or loosey from s15 where, while somewhat good at drag race, got audiences hating them for being Too Good. these people tend to lose drag race aince they're just Untouchable and Unrelatable, but a way i can see george be well-liked is when he has an arc like trinity from s9, where she starts of pageant-like, then realizes she likes acting dumb and being more relaxed. personalities like george's, though, usually end up being the "safe girl", cursed to be eliminated before the finale with barely or nary a win. and if they get to the finale, they're usually not the favorite. but, he could be someone like jaida from s12 who's pageant-like and silly, while also win!
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fununtitled · 10 months
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Here's our fanart of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars Season 8! Episode 01-02
Annie's favorite "Famous Forever" look is by Lalari! Annie’s favorite “Net Gala” look is by Jessica Wild!
Minty’s favorite entrance look is by Kahanna Montrese! Minty’s favorite lipsync assassin look is by Pangina Heals!
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slutnali · 11 months
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MOTHER AJA AS A LIPSYNC ASSASSIN????!!!! And to freakum dress too, Oh I used to pray for times like these
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spideywil921 · 1 year
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🎶 A.S.M. - are you for real?... 🎶
RuPaul's Drag Race Simalong (Season 15)
Category is: Lipsync Assassin Drag (Lalaparuza)
For her Lipsync Assassin Drag look, Antonia is serving a bodysuit with gold chains! Yea that's about it.
But I was heavily inspired by Vanity Milan's Lipsync for the World look from Episode 1 of Canada vs the World and just decided to go for a white look rather than copying her look bit by bit, piece by piece.
And TRUST she will be safe after round 1!

Lookbook:
Hair: @simpliciaty-cc
Hairtie: @simpliciaty-cc
Harness: @regina-raven
Outfit: @sentate
Nails: @madlensims
Gloves: @elfdor
Earrings: @pralinesims
Bracelets: @quen2n
Shoes: @sentate
Makeup:
Eyeshadow + Eyeliner: @alaina-lina-cc
Highlight: bubblevoid
Lipstick: @pralinesims
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acalculatedfuture · 11 months
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Finale
(well it's over)
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Will wins Miss Congeniality proving that once again he is the entertainment
also we have to stan lysandre voting for xerosic in the finale
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AND NOW OUR TOP 3 CALEM DAWN AND HAROU
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Dawn once again reminds us that she is the fashion industry which is a good sign for her going into the finale
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Calem's out because that's the fate of lipsync assassins so our finale is Dawn and Harou the rematch without any disqualifications to get in the way
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well that's an interesting way to end the season for sure
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lowpolylobotomy · 10 months
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big fan of the lipsync assassins this season because outside of aja and shannel they’re all queens my mum actually knows
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vonxodd · 10 months
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im losing it over the drag race fb acc accidently posting the lipsync assassin reveal 😭
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