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ro-presents-under-the-nola-stars · 5 months

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Welcome to the directory for the side stories that take place in the universe of this fic. Side stories written will not be chronological, and they will include moments in Jasira's childhood, her family's lives, JJ's childhood and life as well as moments between JJ and Jasira that would be considered delete scenes, so to speak.

🏀 HOOPS

PG-13 on account of gun violence with a minor victim.

featuring... joaquin “breezy” boudreaux

Whilst practicing his dribbling and handles at one of the community basketball courts, a 12 year old Joaquin Boudreaux attracts the attention of a group of older guys who are one person short of a pick up game. After being the primary reason for his team's victory, Joaquin is singled out for a one on one game by a humiliated Lionel Harris, a 22 year old gangbanger with an anger problem, desperate to redeem his ego. When Lionel loses the one on one game, humiliation turns to rage and consequences turn near fatal for Joaquin.

📞 GIRL ADVICE

PG on account of language

featuring... jarelle "kutty" boudreaux and jennifer "jj" jareau

After developing feelings for one of his classmates, Jasira's little brother -- Jarelle, wants to get advice on how to get her to like him back. Having gotten bad advice from his friends and not wanting to ask his family, Jarelle calls his sister's new "girlfriend" one day to get advice from her.

👩🏼‍❤️‍👩🏾LITTLE BAMA GIRL

PG-13 on account of homophobia/queerphobia, usage of slurs, discussion of conversion therapy, emotional child neglect by both mother and father, allusions to ill addressed/untreated post-partum depression, v strained/unpleasant mother/child relationship (felt disdain of child by mother) and passive racism

featuring.. jennifer “jj” jareau, sandy jareau, richard jareau, roslyn jareau, charlotte king

Jennifer Jareau had always been different than other little girls, and those differences had always worried her mother. She did her best to correct her when need be, but Sandy feared she couldn't change her nature. Damned if she didn't try, though. This is a short not just about the moment that led to Sandy Jareau snapping and sending a seven year old to a special church camp, but about all the little moments since Jennifer was born that pushed her to that decision.

🌅 THE LAST DAY IN THE LIFE OF JAVAUGHN BOUDREAUX [not yet published]

R on account of language, violence, brief sexual encounters and murder

featuring.. javaughn boudreaux, jasira boudreaux, lisa jones, sandra owens and bryce wallace

Today was a normal day for Javaughn. Until it wasn’t. Experience everything Javaughn did before his life was cut tragically short.

👩🏾‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏼 KISSING IN KROGERS [not yet published]

PG on account of crude language, flirting and mild PDA

featuring… jennifer jj jareau and jasira boudreaux

Their first time going grocery shopping together and it is as good as being on a date.

👩🏾‍🍼 HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER [not yet published]

VARIOUS RATINGS

featuring… jarelle “big j” boudreaux, chavette turner, tina morris, denise coleman, lena jacobs, linda thomas, ashton ford, pamela jones, aurelie baptiste, lisa jones, joy pitts, gloria johnson

The various stories of how Jarelle met the mothers of his children

👩🏾‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏼 First Night of Many [not yet published]

PG on account of crude language, flirting and various shows of affection

featuring.. jennifer jj jareau and jasira boudreaux

Chronicles the first night of Jasira’s trip to DC in JJ’s apartment

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frogyjones-art · 2 years

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Doing fic and headcanon requests 24/7!

General rules:

I'll only do requests that interest me this is stuff I do for fun in my free time so you might get an answer a week or two after sending a submission :]

Though I'll probobly get headcanons/short prompts done first!

Characters I write for:

because I don't know how to characterize the others

The Last of Us: Ellie Williams, Dina, Abby Anderson, Joel Miller

DBD: The Trapper ( Evan MacMillan ), The Nurse ( Sally Smithson ), Ghost Face ( Danny Johnson ), The Huntress ( Anna )

Silent Hill: Lisa Garland, Maria, Mary Shepard-Sunderland, James Sunderland, Angela Orosco, Harry Mason

Resident Evil: Alcina Dimitrescu, Bela Dimitrescu, Cassandra Dimitrescu, Daniela Dimitrescu, Donna Beneviento, Jill Valentine, Claire redfield (games/movies), Alice abernathy (movies), Rebecca Chambers

The Quarry: Emma Mountebank, Abigail Blyg, Kaitlyn Ka, Laura Kearney, Max Brinley, Nick Furcillio, Jacob Custos, Dylan leviny, Ryan Erzahler

Until Dawn: Sam Giddings, Ashley Brown, Emily Davis, Jessica Riley

Life is Strange: Maxine "Max" Caufield, Chloe Price, Rachel Amber, Kate Marsh, Victoria Chase, Dana Ward, Taylor Christensen

Tomb Raider: Lara Croft (better with the survivor series), Sam

(More to be added later!)

Do's:

Character x Reader, Character x Character, Some OC x Characters, Poly ships

Heavy angst/sensitive topics

AUs and alternative settings

More than 2 charcters for HC or short prompts

Max 2 main characters for ficlets

Dont's:

NSFW prompts

Incestual/pedophilic ships (yes this includes adoptive family or parental/sibling figures)

Any dead dove sort of shit, General No No's

Writing examples

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bella-daonna · 2 years

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Shae Weekend 2022 Day 4: Happy Birthday Shae! 🌱

Seeing as I didn't finish the fic I was going to post today, I instead decided to share my Shae playlist! (My shae-list)

I love you Shae! Happy birthday!

I'll paste a tracklist and a bit of what I was thinking when I added each song under the cut :)

Track 1: Country Life - The Watersons

It's just the strongest Shae vibes, both the lyrics and the folk-y sound

Track 2: Candy - Paolo Nutini

This one is less about the lyrics and more about the vibe of the music

Track 3: The Bones - Marren Morris ft. Hozier

When there ain't a crack in the foundation Baby, I know any storm we're facing Will blow right over while we stay put The house don't fall when the bones are good

The core of an MC x Shae relationship is pure, strong love. They don't need anything more than your love, and other problems that you might face together are small potatoes, because you are strong and united and can face anything together. You can rely on each other.

Track 4: Bloom - The Paper Kites

The vibe of the music is incredibly soft and sweet. Some of the lyrics are about the singer's confusion on how to articulate their love. Additionally, there's plenty of nature metaphors - cottagecore Shae :)

Track 5: Sweet Tooth - Cavetown

Guess I must be satisfactory You said you love me exactly the way I am And you know I find it hard to understand

Shae is someone who needs to be taken as they are, reassured and cherished for who and what they are. Plus Shae is sweet and has a sweet tooth - what could be better?

Track 6: I.F.L.Y. - Bazzi

I.F.L.Y. = I fucking love you, aka my feelings for Shae

Track 7: Nervous - The Neighbourhood

I feel like this reflects Shae being confused or unsure about how to show their feelings. They don't have much relationship experience, and they're a bit confused about what to do with their feelings

Track 8: Toothpaste Kisses - The Maccabees

Again, the vibe of the music is so strong. Additionally, I think that MC and Shae are the type to get very domestic really quickly, so brushing their teeth and then sharing 'toothpaste kisses' feels very appropriate

Track 9: Heartbeats - Jose Gonzalez

This is all vibes babey

Track 10: Featherstone - The Paper Kites

The Paper Kites are very Shae / Cottagecore vibes. This one I'm going with it is just musical vibes, because this song is about being in love with someone who doesn't love you back and I simply refuse to admit of that being a possibility for the lovely Shae.

Track 11: Put Your Records On - Corinne Bailey Rae

Blue as the sky, sunburnt and lonely Sipping tea in a bar by the road side (Just relax, just relax) Don't you let those other boys fool you Gotta love that Afro hairdo

Again, this song has a lovely and soft feeling, which sounds like how I imagine being loved by Shae feels. It captures the vibe of a strong but low-key love, punctuated by daily gestures of love (making two cups of tea instead of one, saving your carrots for your partner because you know they love them, staying up to make your SO's lunch for them) rather than needing dramatic big gestures

Track 12: I Don't Know - Lisa Hannigan

If you walk my way I will keep my head we will feel our way Through the dark Though I don't know you I think that I would do I don't fall easy at all

slow but sure descent into love

Track 13: Love You for a Long Time - Maggie Rogers

And in the morning when you pick me up And all the world is quiet, 'cept the mourning dove I feel it in my body, know it in my mind Oh I, I'm gonna love you for a long time

Anyone who falls in love with Shae will stay in love with Shae

Track 14: Sweet Creature - Harry Styles

"two hearts in one home" have you ever heard something more mc x shae in your entire life?

Track 15: Banana Pancakes - Jack Johnson

Are you noticing a theme? It's about how everything you need is right there. Plus Shae making MC pancakes in the morning - it's just another way they show their love.

#shaeweekend2022 #shae ndm #shae fearglas #na daoine maithe #i love you shae #shae #oc #Spotify

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prettylittlepoutymouth · 2 years

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Hello! Just caught up with the latest installment of your Jori fic and I am BLOWN AWAY. It’s just so good. I keep on rereading my favorite parts because it just hurts so good.

Do you do any fan casts or face claims for your OCs?

Such as Patrice, Addison, Lana, Astra, etc.

Hi Anon! Thank you so much for the kind words.

We do have face casts! Keep in mind, of course, that these are just the people who came to mind for us as we were developing these characters and if you have different ideas, you can certainly discard ours. Under the cut are face casts for OCs for our fic series.

Patrice Kline (Olivia Wilde) and her partner Janet (Sara Ramirez)

Lana Blackwood (Evan Rachel Wood), Addison Cole (Ashley Benson)

Tiffany West (Wendi McLendon-Covey) and Jeremy West (Tanner Buchanan)

Astra (Zoe Kravitz), Chandra Ray (Lisa Ray)

And, if you're also reading Part 4 and the Puckentine end of things, here are a few more:

Dr. Penny Natarajan (Mindy Kaling), Lanelle Johnson (Tessa Thompson)

Dr. Jacob Y. Russ (Russ Tamblyn), Giovanni Valentine (Frankie Grande)

Thanks again for reading! More coming soon.

#jori fanfiction #puckentine fanfiction #jori #mine #anonymous #asks #gayerfurtherfaster

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zerrotheghost · 2 years

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Hello my fellow man whore appreciators!

This is a side blog for sexual content and smut fics as well as random thoughts i have sometimes, please don't bring up any content on this blog on my main blog if u find it.

Fandoms and characters i'll write for:

Stranger things:

Billy Hargrove

Steve Harington

Eddie Munson

Robin Buckley(only with fem!reader or other female characters)

Argyle

Jonathan Byers

Haikyuu!!(aged up):

Karasuno team

Ushijima Wakatoshi

Tendou Satori

Miya twins(not together)

Sally face(aged up):

Sal Fisher

Larry Johnson

Ashley Campbell(only with fem!reader or other female characters)

Travis Phelps(only with masc!reader or other male characters)

Lisa Johnson

Misc:

Rodrick Heffley

Leatherface

Michael Myers

if i think of more i'll add them

Kinks i won't write:

non-con

ageplay

illegal shit

incest

writing a canonically gay character as str8(not a kink but i won't write it)

pretty much anything else is on the table <3

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ilovereadingandilovebreathing · 5 years

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Uh....Mom?

Mother’s Day is a tricky occasion for Sal Fisher.

Warnings for mention of parent death, crying, mourning, anxiety, and mention of mild injury. Sprinkles of fluff with a dash of angst and hurt/comfort. Happy ending(ish. As happy as you can be here, I guess.)

Sorry that formatting does whatever the hell it wants where paragraph spacing is concerned 🙄

It was a sunny Friday afternoon in Knockfell, but Sal Fisher’s hunched shoulders and slow trod could snuff out the brightest light that day. He shuffled toward the school doors, usually as hopped up as anyone else to be free for the weekend, but the anxious dread swirling in his gut flushed out the typical weekend excitement.

“Hey, Sal!”

Sally stopped and turned slightly as his best friend reached his side, a wide grin on his lips. “You ready for a weekend of fun, just the two of us, all weekend long?!”

“But, Larry-“

“No excuses this time, dude. We’re gonna beat all 7 levels of-“

“It’s Mother’s Day weekend.”

Larry swallowed his words and froze, staring at Sal in unfiltered horror. “Shit. Shit shit shit shit I can’t forget AGAIN. I forgot last year, and- Aw, MAN. I was so ready for a fun weekend....”

“We can still have fun tomorrow?”

“Nah. I promised Mom I would spend the whole Mother’s Day weekend with her this year since I forgot last year. Dammit. Ah well, we’ll have to settle for chick flicks, but if we fall asleep next to her instead of on top of her, she won’t get as annoyed.”

“We?”

Larry paled just a shade. “W-well since...you know...I thought you might be okay with hanging out with us this year. Henry usually just works anyway, right?”

“Right...”

“So you’re in? Please? You don’t have to help with chores or anything, of course, since she’s not really your mom, but you can keep me company. Pleeeease?”

Something about that stung more than Sal expected. Sal had mourned his birth mother a long time ago, and sometimes the old pains flared up, but...that wasn’t what made his heart stutter and a frown pull at his lips.

“Plus, we’re moving out for college next year, so who knows if we’ll be back!”

“We’re not moving far, Larry.”

“But who knows how busy we’ll be!”

“Fine. Okay. Not like I have anything better to do.”

“Sweeeet! Thanks, Sally Bro. First order of business is to stop by the store for some chocolate. Thankfully, Mom hates cut flowers, so we don’t have to worry about those.” Larry continued to chatter idly beside him, finally noticing Sal’s quiet amid his Mother’s Day planning when they were in the candy aisle of their local market. “Hey,” Larry’s voice suddenly softened, and Sal’s gaze jerked toward him. “If you’re not comfortable being around us this weekend, it’s okay. I understand.”

“N-no. It’s not that. I’d much rather be with you guys than home alone....”

“So....?”

“I, um. Have something....for Lisa.” Larry stopped scanning the shelves and glanced toward Sal with quirked brows.

“Go on.”

“I just....you know....my mom....and Lisa’s been so great since I met her. The keycard when I first came, indirectly introducing us, taking care of me when I was sick-“

“A joint effort, I might add.”

“Right.” Sal sobered from the emotional hysterics he was climbing toward. “I just....I know she’s your mom, Larry; she didn’t actually give birth to me or anything, but she’s just been so good to me-“

“Sally. Dude. Breathe.” Larry put a grounding hand on his shoulder. “You know she loves you, sometimes more than me.” They both chuckled, remembering the countless messes Sal had sweetly cleaned up in Larry’s place. “She wouldn’t think it’s weird at all. I mean, you’re in our family photos, for crying out loud!” Larry chuckled. “You’re the closest thing I’ve ever had to a brother, dude, and the closest thing she’s had to a second child. Don’t freak.”

“...And...you’re okay with it?”

“Absolutely, dude.” Larry smiled one of his rare warm, sincere smiles before turning back to the sweets.

“So, what do you think: malt balls with chocolate or just plain chocolate?”

“Mom, we’re home!” Larry threw open his front door with a flourish and sauntered into the room toting the card and chocolate he and Sal had picked out.

“Welcome home, boys!” Lisa smiled from the couch as she reclined with an ice pack on each of her shins.

Sal’s heart leaped into his throat, and he rushed over to her. “Are you okay?!”

“Yeah, I’m fine, sweetheart; don’t worry.” She smiled at him and sighed, rolling her eyes. “One of those punky little new kids on the 3rd floor thought it would be funny to push my rolling mop bucket toward me as hard as he could. I wasn’t paying attention, and it did a number on my shins. Just a little bruising, though.” She patted his arm when she registered the gleam in his eye and the slight tremor in his hands. “I’ll be fine.”

“We’ll get those assholes later.” Larry interjected with a bite. “But first, gifts!” He thrust the bag toward his mom, and she clapped her hands together. “Mother’s Day weekend has begun!”

“Ah, so you remembered this year?” Lisa teased lightly, winking at Larry’s pout. “I’m kidding, Lar-Bear. Thank you.”

“No problemo!” Larry puffed up profoundly as he deposited the gift in his mom’s lap. She ooed and ahhed and gushed appropriately at the (grocery store) fancy chocolates and gardening magazines the boys had picked out. “Thank you, baby; you know me well.”

“Sal helped!”

“Thank you, too, Sally.”

Sal nodded, and Larry jerked his head toward the bathroom. “Not to make a happy celebration into an awkward moment, but...”

“Go!” Lisa commanded while patting for Sal to make himself comfortable beside her. “How was your day, bud?”

“It was okay. A Friday. You know. School.” Sal fidgeted, and Lisa pretended not to notice.

“The typical spiel, huh?”

“Yeah.”

They sat in silence for a moment, and then Sal took a breath and plunged his hand into his backpack, whipping out a slightly bent envelope and shyly sliding it onto Lisa’s lap.

“What’s this?” She smiled warmly and tore open the paper, her eyes instantly catching the hand drawn design on the front. “Look at this! This is beautiful, Sally! You’re so talented!

“Ash and Larry are great teachers.” Sal muttered modestly; his fidgeting increased in intensity, and he glanced toward the bathroom door. Lisa took the hint easily. She flipped open the card and read silently, tears welling in her eyes as she went; she reached out an arm in silent invitation, and Sal readily collapsed into her side, wrapping his arms around her waist and resting his head against her shoulder. He felt his prosthetic hit her collar bone, so he took a deep breath and sat back up. He carefully unstrapped the piece and laid it on the coffee table, and then he shifted back against Lisa’s side, more comfortably resting against her shoulder now.

“Thank you, baby. I love you, too.” Lisa turned her head and placed a soft but lasting kiss to the top of his head; she set down the card and pulled him fully into her arms when she felt him trembling. She squeezed tighter when she felt the first sob wrack through his body. “Oh, honey.” She whispered and ran her left hand up and down his spine. “I know. I know. It’s hard for me, too.”

“Mmm?” Sal hiccuped against her shoulder and nestled his face there, guilt nipping at him as the tears slid down his cheeks. He didn’t deserve her comfort, but he couldn’t give it up.

“It’s been 19 years, and it’s still hard sometimes. It’s true what they say. It’s like a scar or an old ache. It’s not constant, and it usually fades over time, but losing a parent, especially too early, is always hard.”

“I....I feel like I never stopped mourning her, but I also don’t feel like I deserve to stop mourning her.” Sal choked out, pitiful whimpers bubbling out of him as Lisa rocked them gently. “Because....it was just so...horrible! And I just....I feel so guilty.” He admitted quietly. “I don’t....after what happened...it was so horrible, and I feel so guilty for moving on. For calling anyone else ‘mom,’ after how much she loved me and suffered at the end. I don’t feel like I deserve anything else!”

“That’s not true.”

Sal jumped a bit in Lisa’s embrace, not having noticed Larry’s return.

“Your mom loved you, and she’d want you to be happy, even if that means saying that you have two moms and not just one. She’s your birth mom and the one who raised you, but my mom is no less your mom because of biology or circumstance.” Larry crosses to the couch and sat on Lisa’s other side, looking Sal straight in the eye. “I’ll happily share her with you, no strings attached, so you shouldn’t feel guilty. I think your mom would be okay just knowing that her son is taken care of.”

“Well said, Lar-bear.” Lisa released one of her arms from around Sal and pulled her son against her side in a hug.

“I’m not super huggy, so you can have as many of those as you want.” Larry shot his mom an apologetic grin as he wiggled out from under her arm.

“Works for me.” Lisa joked, fully holding Sal again and leaning her cheek against the crown of his head, humming and still rocking him slightly as his sobs died down. “Sal’s more snuggly than you anyway.”

Larry scoffed. “I give great gifts, though.”

Larry and Lisa chuckled at the indignant grunt from Lisa’s chest. “I helped.”

“True, but I paid.”

Sally grunted again and tried to burrow into Lisa’s hold, suddenly shy now that the emotions had worn him out. “I....I know that you and my dad....are kind of seriously now. And it’s okay. If you guys...get together for real.” He quirked a sincere smile up toward her. “But... I probably won’t ever call you ‘mom,’” Sal whispered, and two hearts ached at the timidity in his tone. “I just...can’t.”

“Oh, baby, that’s perfectly fine! Lisa works just as well.” Lisa squeezed him against her and slid a hand under his chin to coax him to look up at her. “You call me whatever makes you comfortable, okay?”

“Thank you.” Sal shuddered as the last bits of pain moved through him, and he sighed, letting his exhausted body go limp in Lisa’s arms.

“This calls for a movie night distraction.” Larry cut in, hopping up to peruse their choices. “Comedy sound good?”

“Perfect.”

“Yeah, no more tears tonight, please.” Sally snorted lightly and shifted to face forward, leaning his head back against Lisa’s shoulder as Larry made a movie choice.

“Really. Thank you, Lisa.” Sal whispered toward her ear. “For everything.”

“Absolutely, Sally.” Lisa smiled and pressed a kiss to his discolored cheek. “It’s what moms do.”

#sally face #sally face fic #sally face fanfic #sally face fanfiction #sal fisher #lisa johnson #larry johnson #TAKE MY EMOTIONS BYE #mine #sffanfics

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fanficks-from-fictives · 2 years

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"I don't want any son of mine to date a gay guy- I'd want him with a bi guy. Because gay guys don't know what they're missing, but bi guys know they couldn't have it any better than my son"

-Lisa, overheard by Ponyboy as he was eating breakfast

#did #did osdd #actually did #dissociative identity disorder #not a fic #fictive #jellybean bois post #fronting shenanigans #inner world shenanigans #alter interactions #lisa johnson fictive #sally face fictive #lisa sally face fictive #ponyboy talks

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miinesweeper · 3 years

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🪓 — welcome to my blog.

what i write;;

— oneshots

— preferences/headcanons

— might occasionally find character icons

— a couple full length fics (with painfully slow updates)

— i also make character playlists <3

about me;;

— you can call me yugo or mel

— i love anything horror related, reading and writing, movies (rec’s are always apprecaited), and i love screaming about pathetic fictional men

fandom & characters list;;

(∞ means that it’s my hyperfixation right now, and italics means that they’re my favorite character!)

the breakfast club

- andrew clark

- claire standish

- brian johnson

- john bender

- allison reynolds

the dark knight trilogy

- jonathan crane/scarecrow

dexter

- dexter morgan

- debora morgan

diary of a wimpy kid

- rodrick heffley

ferris bueller’s day off

- ferris bueller

- slaone peterson

- cameron frye

fright night (1985 version)

- charley brewster

- amy peterson

- ‘evil’ ed thompson

- jerry dandrige

- peter vincent

gotham

- jonathan crane/the scarecrow

harry potter

(i don’t support jkr, i’m not really in this fandom anymore honestly, i just keep the characters here because they appear in matchup requests often)

- harry potter

- ron weasley

- ginny weasley

- fred & george weasley

- hermione granger

- luna lovegood

- draco malfoy

- cedric diggory

- neville longbottom

i am not okay with this

- sydney novak

- stanley barber

jennifer’s body

- jennifer check

- anita lesnicki

- chip dove

the lost boys

- michael

- david

- dwayne

- paul

- marko

- star

- frog bros

- sam

∞ ozark

- marty byrde

- wendy byrde

- charlotte byrde

- wyatt langmore

- ruth langmore

red eye

- jackson rippner

- lisa reisert

∞ scarlet hollow

- stella richmond

- avery belle

- reese kelly

- kaneeka forsyth

- oscar gutierrez

- sam wayne

- tabitha scarlet

shameless

- fiona gallagher

- ian gallagher

- lip gallagher

- debbie gallagher

- carl gallagher

- mandy milkovich

- mickey milkovich

- kevin ball

- veronica fisher

- jimmy/steve lishman

stand by me

- ace merrill

- eyeball chambers

stranger things

- nancy wheeler

- jonathan byers

- billy hargrove

- steve harrington

- robin buckley

- eddie munson

- chrissy cunningham

- lucas sinclair

- dustin henderson

- mike wheeler

- will byers

- max mayfield

- eleven hopper

∞ super dark times

- josh templeton

- zach taylor

- allison bannister

∞ twdg

season 1:

- lee everett

- molly

- ben

- glenn

- doug

- carley

- christa

- omid

season 2:

- luke

- jane

- nick

season 3:

- javier

- gabe

- kate

- ava

- eleanor

- tripp

- paul/jesus

season 4:

- marlon

- clem

- louis

- violet

- mitch

- james

- brody

- ruby

- omar

watching the detectives

- neil

- violet

∞ wayward pines

- ethan burke

- theresa burke

- ben burke

x-files

- dana scully

- fox mulder

my masterlist has everything i’ve written linked and it’s organized by fandom, check it out :DD

requests;;

— requests are always open (unless stated otherwise) !! send whatever you want and i’ll write it write away ;)

— also pls feel free to request playlists for characters and shows/series/movies !!

— requests are super fun and make me very motivated so pls send as many as you want :DD

— also !! i’ll do match ups (you tell me a bit about yourself and i pair you up with a character from whatever fandom(s) you choose) (pls request these they look so fun to do)

— pls only send them through my asks, not my dm’s

— usually i can get requests done pretty fast, but sometimes i need a little time, i want them to be as good as possible when i post them <3

— your requests can be as specific or as general as you want

— however; please respect my limits if there’s something i don’t want to write, and please give me time to write so that i can make all of my posts as good as possible

will write;;

— oneshots

— preferences

— oc x cc

— cc x reader

— specific requests such as artist!reader, strong!reader, etc

— multiple cc’s x reader/poly relationships

— oneshots based off of songs, one word/one sentence prompts etc

— mild nsfw

— angst

— fluff

— horror

— au’s

— match-ups <3

— most things tbh

won’t write;;

— blatant smut

— cc x cc

— real person x reader

— incest & pedophilia or any other gross thing like those

match-ups;;

— describe yourself as little or as much as you want (but at least tell me ur sexuality so i know who to consider :])

— some stuff you might wanna include are things such as your likes & dislikes, general traits, hobbies, pet peeves, aesthetic/style, zodiac, mbti, etc

— tell me what fandom(s) you want your match-up to possibly be from

— and do let me know if there’s a specific character (or multiple characters) that you particularly don’t want your possible match to be

— and then i’ll tell you which character i think you’d match best with !

(pls request a match-up i wanna do this so bad </3)

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— pls feel free to come in with questions, movie/show/music/etc recommendations and requests of course

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#fanfiction #twdg #fright night #fright night 1985 #the lost boys #the breakfast club #stranger things #writing #requests #intro #rules #super dark times #ozark netflix #ozark #shameless

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dramioneasks · 3 years

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What are your favourite murder mystery Dramione fics?

Not favs but I liked these:

Hunted - bex-chan - M, 36 chapters, Words: 191,497 - Forced to work together when their old schoolmates start dying, Hermione & Draco must overcome their differences to solve the mysterious deaths. The tension in the office is getting rather…heated. Mature themes. 4years PostHogwarts/War. EWE. DMHG

WANDS OUT! - persephone_stone - M, 10 chapters - Albus Dumbledore appeared to have the perfect life: a successful career as a novelist, a loving family, and a dedicated staff. But when he is found dead of an apparent suicide on the morning of his 90th birthday, the life that seemed so perfect from the outside begins to unravel at the seams. With a team of investigators on the case, a greater mystery than any Albus could have written begins to unfold, full of lies, secrets, and murder. There’s only one thing to be sure of: everyone is a suspect. Join your favorite HP characters on a manic murder mystery romp, adapted from the Rian Johnson movie Knives Out! Note: Reading this will not spoil the movie, and having seen the movie will not spoil the story. I invite you to enjoy both!

Sins of the Past By: cleotheo - M, 36 chapters, Words: 100,880 - When Scorpius Malfoy and his best friend, Alex Zabini, go travelling the last thing anyone expects is for the two boys to run into trouble in Wizarding Britain. But when Alex is found unconscious outside of a nightclub and Scorpius is on the missing list, the Malfoys past comes back to haunt them as it becomes clear that someone is after revenge.

Waters of the Horned God by ningloreth - MA, 2 Chapters - Auror Hermione Granger finds there’s much more to her new partner, Draco Malfoy, than meets the eye.

Also this list: https://dramioneasks.tumblr.com/post/613712824771002368/what-are-your-fave-mystery-fics-im-looking-for

- Lisa

#crime #mystery #favourite fics

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chenfordsrollisi · 2 years

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New Fics: 1/13/22 - 2/14/22

1/13/22: Fandom: Chicago Med Pairing: Will Halstead/Stevie Hammer Fic: Time and Again 1/15/22: Fandom: Chicago Justice Pairing: Antonio Dawson/Laura Nagel Fic: Searching For You 1/28/22: Fandom: Sister Sister Pairing: Ray Campbell/Lisa Landry Fic: Always You

2/12/22: Fandom: One on One (TV 2001) Pairing: Arnaz Ballard/Breanna Barnes Fic: Favorite Moments 2/14/22: Fandom: Family Matters Pairing: Eddie Winslow/Maxine Johnson Fic: Actions Speak Louder Than Words

#Chicago Med #Chicago Justice #Sister Sister #One on One 2001 #Family Matters #Will Halstead #Stevie Hammer #Antonio Dawson #Laura Nagel #Ray Campbell #Lisa Landry #Arnaz Ballard #Breanna Barnes #Eddie Winslow #Maxine Johnson

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starfirette · 4 years

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star's masterlist

under renovation

“𝐈𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧’𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩 𝐢𝐭.” – 𝐎𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐫 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐞

key

Personal favorite ~ pink not yet available ~ red 18+ ~ ❤️ Angsty ~ 🌧 Fluffy ~ 🌸 Long Fic ~ 🖌

REQUESTS ARE CLOSED! Most "reader"s are female or have she/her pronouns unless specified otherwise. My male reader fics and GN fics are additionally tagged as such!

Currently in my inbox...

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MARVEL

Darling Dearest, Come Closer: Matt Murdock x Reader | A short Matt blurb, there is zero plot 🌸

Spider-Man & His Amazing Friend!: MCU!Peter Parker x Firestar! Reader | Y/n is the lost daughter of former X-Men member, Angelica Jones. Setting out to find her biological mother, and some more information about her own powers, Y/n comes across Peter Parker. 🌸🌧

Persistent Nightmares: Loki Laufeyson x Reader | Loki comforts Y/n who suffers from nightmares. 🌸

Marks, from one lover to another: Steven Grant x Reader x Marc Spectre 🌧❤️

Pretty Little Dreams: Steven Grant x Reader ( x Marc Spectre & Jake Lockley) ❤️

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Tales Of Bacchenthia

Volume One: Bacchenthia Volume Two: Diadēma Volume Three: Thyrsus Volume Four: Finale

Diana Prince NSFW Alphabet ❤️

Harley Quinn NSFW Alphabet ❤️

Dinah Lance NSFW Alphabet ❤️

Living A Lie: (Batverse) Bruce Wayne x Reader 🌧

Working up the courage to ask out Barbara: Oracle! Barbara Gordon x Gender Neutral! Reader | Requested 🌸

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STAR WARS

Every Which Way | ON HIATUS

While on a bounty mission, Din Djarren saves a servant girl from a palace filled with cruelty | 18+ | ❤️🌸🌧🖌| Chapter One: The Way Off Aniri - Chapter Two: The Way To Nevarro - Chapter Three: The Way To Safety - Chapter Four: The Way To Freedom- Chapter Five: The Way Towards Family Chapter Six: The Way To Voyage | Chapter Seven: The Wayward Souls | Chapter Eight: The Way Towards Redemption | Chapter Nine: The Way We Mourn | The Way Back Home

when you're sad | Skywalkers imagine, Anakin, Leia, and Luke 🌸

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SHADOWHUNTER CHRONICLES

Jem Carstairs NSFW Alphabet ❤️🌸

Will Herondale NSFW Alphabet ❤️🌸

Jace Herondale NSFW Alphabet ❤️🌸

Kieran Kingson NSFW Alphabet ❤️🌸

Your Shadowhunter Boyfriend 🌸

Your Shadowhunter Girlfriend 🌸

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A COURT OF THORNS AND ROSES

your acotar boyfriend 🌸

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STRANGER THINGS

Snowball: Steve Harrington x Reader | Steve has offered to drive your baby brother to the snowball dance 🌸

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TWIN PEAKS

Dating Audrey Horne | headcanons 🌸❤️

"Nothing. Nothing at all" | Shelly Johnson x Male! Reader 🌧

The Freak In Your House | Laura Palmer x Gender Neutral! Reader 🌧

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BORHAP/QUEEN

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BLACKPINK

Forever Young | ON HIATUS

A dystopia world where companies hire someone to take care of an idol's physical needs. A poly!Blackpink x Reader AU. ❤️🌸Chapter One: Lisa | Chapter Two: Chaeyoung | Chapter Three: Jisoo | Chapter Four: Jennie | Chapter Five: Five's Company | Chapter Six: Finale

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YUURI!!! ON ICE

Dating: Seung~Gil Lee x Reader | Dating Seung~Gil headcanons🌸

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BOKU NO HERO ACADEMIA

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MYSTIC MESSENGER

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BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER

Spike NSFW Alphabet ❤️🌸

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AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER + LEGEND OF KORRA

Rebirth | Azula x Male! Earthbender! Reader | requested | 🌸

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SHINGEKI NO KYOUJIN

Alstroemeria | ON HIATUS

Levi Ackerman x Reader | You joined the Survey Corps to do right by everyone you’d lost in the Shingashina Breach. But with new friendship comes secrets, with romance comes lies, and with freedom comes danger. | View series m.list for chapters. | ❤️🌧🖌

special shoutout to @fan-g0rl for helping me name this once nameless series!

Levi Ackerman NSFW alphabet ❤️

Needy: A needy Mikasa x Male! Reader | requested ❤️

Pegging: Annie Leonhart x Male! Reader | ❤️

Harem: Historia Reiss x Male! Reader | ❤️

New Start

Attack On Titan series featuring a romance between Armin’s mom and Levi Ackerman

part one🌸 - part two 🌸- part three🌸 - part four❤️🌸 - part five❤️🌸- part six 🌧🌸 | part seven🌸🌧 - part eight 🌸🌧

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Celebrity Corner

Dori Sakurada: The Doris™️

Kissing preferences: Dori Sakurada characters | Hiroto Fukami, Daichi Shinozaki, Mugi Awaya, and Dori Sakurada himself 🌸

NSFW Dialogue Prompts: Dori Sakurada Characters | Hiroto Fukami, Daichi Shinozaki, Mugi Awaya, Niragi Suguru, and Dori Sakurada ❤️

Wall Sex vs Doggy Style: Dori Sakurada Characters | Hiroto Fukami, Daichi Shinozaki, Mugi Awaya, Niragi Suguru, and Dori Sakurada ❤️

Affection: Dori Sakurada Characters | Hiroto Fukami, Daichi Shinozaki, Mugi Awaya, Niragi Suguru, and Dori Sakurada 🌸

Jealousy: Dori Sakurada Characters | Daichi Shinozaki, Mugi Awaya, Niragi Suguru, Hiroto Fukami, and Dori Sakurada 🌸🌧

Crimson Moon: Hiroto Fukami x Reader | 18+ | Hiro with a sensei kink | requested ❤️

NSFW Dialogue Prompts: Hiroto Fukami x Reader | 18+ | requested ❤️🌸

Proof: Daichi Shinozaki x Reader | 18+ | Daichi smut | requested ❤️🌧

Couple's Retreat: Daichi Shinozaki x Reader | 18+ | Requested Daichi smut ❤️

Dori Sakurada fluff alphabet

Dori Sakurada NSFW alphabet

Rob Pattinson + his characters™️

why you're angry at him: including Cedric Diggory, Neil, Edward Cullen, and Bruce Wayne 🌧

how they kiss you: Cedric Diggory, Neil, Edward Cullen, Bruce Wayne 🌸

why he broke up with you: Cedric Diggory, Neil, Edward Cullen, Bruce Wayne 🌧

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oisinwrites · 3 years

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A Sizzling Simpsons Summer - A Summer-themed Simpsons fan-fiction

(PS. I recommend seeing the film “enter the dragon” starring Bruce Lee to get the reference in this fan-fic, it is available on Netflix.)

It was a beautiful summer’s day in Springfield. The sun was shining, the birds were singing and Ms. Hoover was going over with her class some last-minute revision on geography before the end-of-school bell. “Ms. Hoover?” asked Ralph,“Is Mr. Dwayne Johnson an igneous, a sedimentary, or a basalt?”. “For the last time, Ralph,” said Ms. Hoover, “Mr. Dwayne Johnson is not really a rock. have you any other questions?”.Ralph lowered his hand, then raised it again. “So... Mr. John Cena is a sedimentary?” asked Ralph. Ms. Hoover sighed. She wished that for once she could teach geography without the class being distracted by wrestling. She regretted explaining erosion by calling it a "great undertaker". The sand at the beach was really the rock which had been eroded away by the “great undertaker” which is natural weathering, but that had nothing to do with whether the rock or the undertaker would win in the WWE and she didn’t care which wrestler was the “mighty tsunami” or the “raging hurricane”.Neither did the arctic or the tundra have anything to do with "stone cold" Steve Austin.

Ralph was seated next to a window which had been left open to let in the breeze and, when Ms. Hoovers back was turned, an actual rock came in from the window and hit Ralph. “Wah, Dwayne Johnson hit me!”, sniffled Ralph. “Goodness gracious!” gasped Ms. Hoover, “Surely Dwayne Johnson wouldn’t hit a child!”. She then turned around and saw the actual rock lying at Ralph’s feet. She also saw Nelson, the school bully, leaning in through the window and pointing at Ralph. “Haw-Haw!” jeered Nelson, “You got kissed by Dwayne Johnson! You’re gay for Time magazines sexiest man alive who was in baywatch!”. Nelson was on punishment and was meant to be assisting Groundskeeper Willy, but kept finding ways to distract himself and make mischief. “Yah wee runt!” came the Groundskeeper’s shrill Scottish accent. ”Ah’ll challenge ye to a wrestlin’ match o’ me own, and ye’ll be pebble-dashed!”. But the crafty Nelson was so well-prepared that he was able to Quickly defeat willy without even getting his hands in and wrestling at all; He simply pulled a rope hanging from a tree which released a bee-hive, landing on Willy. The flamboyant Martin pranced up from his desk, picked up the literal rock and correctly identified it as igneous. He then went on to say that although this “noble child of the earth” deserves a place on the nature table, it is nothing compared to the great Rock himself. The cynical Lisa told Martin that all that WWE stuff was “choreographed” and “lame”, but the ancient Japanese art of sumo wrestling was more “cultured” and “authentic”. Good grief, thought Ms. Hoover, even the very clever kids in the class were obsessed with wrestling. Being obsessed with how fake wrestling is was still an obsession with wrestling and sumo was just another form of wrestling to be obsessed with. This little girl was not only obsessed with wrestling but also with japan. well, at least that is a country.

Ms. Hoover then heard the sound that made her wonder how much time had been wasted, the end-of-school bell. No hurricane, no tsunami, no geographical force of any kind could compare with the torrent of happy children bursting out of the classrooms and all through the corridors which even Hulk Hogan would be overwhelmed by while exhausted teachers wondered if their pupils had learned nothing from all those fire-drills. The teachers in Springfield elementary also looked forward to summer break, but not for quite the same reasons as the kids.

All around Springfield, lots of happy children were running merrily home, to find out from their parents what the plans for summer break were going to be. Rod and Todd were delighted to hear from Mr. Flanders that they were going to Bible Camp, but it wasn’t simply called “Bible Camp”. It was “Baaaiiibuhl Caymp”, and it was always spelled that way on every sign. It was also known affectionately as “camp gospel” or “the camp o’Jesus” As Ned drove his two sons on the long road-trip, passing many signs saying “You are now *this distance* from Baaaiiibuhl Caymp”. “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?!”, went the boys, whose favourite game was usually the Sit-Still-and-Be-Quiet game, but they simply couldn’t contain themselves when it came to the camp O’Jesus! Ned reminded his two sons about parts of the bible where patience was mentioned. At last, they reached the archway entrance which read “Baaaiiibuhl Caymp”across it. “Here we are boys” announced Mr. Flanders. “Yaaaaaayyy!” cheered the brothers, as they raised their fists in cheer, all the way out the car-windows.

Meanwhile, next door to the Flanders’ house, the Simpson’s were getting ready for the beach, but Homer was having a recent falling-out with an old friend he thought he had been getting on well with: the mirror. Now that the mirror was seeing Homer in his swim-suit, the mirror didn’t have anything nice to say about how his swim-suit suited him. “Pssst... I don’t think the mirror likes me, it’s not being very flattering!”, he whispered loudly to Marge, leaning so closely to her that the hand he was whispering through was almost touching her ear.The mirror told Homer that he was fat, ugly, middle-aged and bald. “Oh, why does the mirror hate me?” moaned homer, “What did I ever do to you?!” he wailed. “WHAT DID I DO TO YOU?” he screamed, pounding the mirror with his fists. “Hmmm, be careful, Homer" cautioned Marge, “That’s a fragile mirror”. with his eyes closed, Homer didn’t notice that with each pound the mirror was developing more and more small cracks, which were inter-lacing and forming bigger cracks. eventually, he had done it. Homer had broken the mirror. Overcome with grief and remorse, homer fell on his knees and wept. “What have I done, “ he cried, ”WHAT HAVE I DONE?!”

he then skipped and hopped his way into the bathroom, grabbed the box of band-aids and ran back to the broken mirror. He was now figuring out how to fit the pieces together like a jigsaw puzzle and using band-aids to stick them together. When he was finished this, he examined his hands which were cut and bleeding from the glass he’d been handling, and said “Now for some plasters... DOH!”. It had just dawned on him that he had used up the plasters whilst fixing the mirror, so he ran into the bathroom again and covered his hands in toilet-roll. “DOH!” he grimaced again, when Marge pointed out that the mirror was now useless, as it was very difficult to see anything in a mirror that was covered in band-aids.

All in one big hurry, Homer kissed Marge goodbye, put the broken mirror in the trunk of his car, and drove off. Homer stopped at the middle of a little bridge which ran over a dirty river which had lots of rubbish floating in it and was being sadly observed by two native Americans standing by the riverbank. He looked around to make sure no-one was seeing him and, thinking there was no-one there, dumped the broken mirror overboard with a big splash before getting back in the car. "boy, it sure is hard to drive with your hands wrapped in toilet-roll!” remarked Homer as he drove hap-hazardly around town, causing some panic, but just about managing not to crash the car. He was still convinced that no-one had seen him down at the bridge, but he hadn’t seen the two Native Americans who were now crying on each others shoulders.

Back at Baaaiiibuhl Caymp, one of the camp leaders was preaching to the kids that sex, drugs and rock music were bad. “When you’re old enough to do it, don’t do it!” she said. rod and Todd shocked the very religious children they were grouped with when Todd stood up, pointed and said “Yeah right, its clear from your eyes what you’ve been doing last night!” and Rod chimed in with “yeah, we may be just kids, but we're not stupid!”. their group all turned around at them and gasped. here at the camp o’jesus, no-on spoke to a camp leader this way, or said the word “stupid”. Her boyfriend came over, who was an equally woozy and bloodshot-eyed camp leader, and said “Yeah kids, when you’re old enough to do it, don’t do it, now its time for a wholesome camping song with Christian themes that’re better than rock music!”. After this shocking moment, commotion spread like wildfire among the religious Christian community and the parents of children attending Baaaiiibuhl Caymp were getting very shocking phone calls.

Meanwhile, the Simpsons were looking for a new mirror and paying a visit to the grand mirror emporium at the Springfield mall. They were amazed by how many shapes and sizes of mirrors there were, and how many times they could see themselves reflected with mirror in mirror in mirror. Bart stopped by one mirror and made such a hideous expression which was reflected so many times that an extremely posh lady fainted with shock. A suspicious-looking Chinese man with shifty eyes hid himself among the mirrors and said “haw-haw, he’ll never find me here!”. Another Chinese man, topless, bushy-haired and wielding a nunchaku, came in and said, “Ah-hah! The enemy uses mirror images to hide their true intentions, the key is to destroy the mirror images!”. he began kicking, punching and swinging his nunchaku, striking each mirror in quick succession. He was soon caught by the security for breaking all the mirrors, and as they strong-armed him out of the store, he screamed “You don’t understand, that man is a super-villain!”.

“These mirrors are still not being very nice” complained Homer. “For goodness’ sake, you’re just self-conscious because you need to lose some weight,” truth-bombed Marge. “But Marge, nothing motivates me!” moaned Homer. Just then, an ad came on a TV-screen, where McBain appeared and said “Wat does your mirror image say abaht you? Are you ready to get into MCSHAPE!?”. “Hi, I’m Troy McClure,” began Troy McClure, “ You may remember me from such rude interruptions where I popped in uninvited as...”. “Hey, dis is mah commercial!” yelled McBain, as he picked up Troy with one hand and hurled him off the screen. He then began demonstrating the convertible, multi-purpose, high-tech MCSHAPE fitness machine. “Hmmn, this must be good product if its endorsed by an action movie star,” mused Homer. “Look, its in the shop just opposite this one” said Marge. “Oh, I have to walk” moaned Homer, even though he had been walking around the mall all this time, but as the ad ended with McBain saying “You can also buy my new book, the MCSHAPE diet and fitness regime” Homer felt a new wave of motivation. “Yes I can!”, he cried and as he stood upright with his hands on his hips, his butt-crack was reflected so many times that the same posh lady who had just recovered from Bart’s Girning was now fainting again.

The Simpsons went home with a new mirror, the MCSHAPE fitness machine and McBains new book. they were still blissfully unaware that a super-villain had escaped under their very noses. Homer did get into great shape and got lots of compliments, especially from Apu at the kwik-e-mart. At the beach, Homer made new friends who he played volleyball with, and was now strong enough to use the kids as volleyballs, but Marge tried to tell him politely that they didn’t like being hurled in this way

At home in the Flanders’ house, Ned didn’t believe what he was being told on the phone. He kept insisting that Rod and Todd are such good little boys. Surely they wouldn’t make such speculations, or say the word “Stupid”. While Maude writhed in horror, saying over and over again “Someone please think of the children!”, Ned slammed the phone down and turned on TV. Ned and Maude thought a bit of the Christian channel would help them forget the ordeal, but its regular programming was interrupted by Kent Brockman reporting from the scene of Baaaiiibuhl Caymp with breaking news about the sex scandal. They were shocked to see the pictures and hear the names of Christian Christenson and Angelina Engel, as they knew them to be camp leaders, and thought they were more godly people. Kent asked Reverend Lovejoy for his comment, but the surprisingly un-religious priest made comments like “Oh who cares?” and “Did I drive all the way here for this?” without actually commenting on the situation.

visibly frustrated by the lack of responsiveness, Kent let out a deep sigh in front of all his viewers and switched his attention to Chief Wiggum who said, ”erm... it’s not technically a crime, but it’s a very major scandal, which is why we, the Springfield Police, are here.” While Homer was working out in his front yard, Ned leaned over the fence and cried “Homer, the un-thingly-inkable has happened!”. “What is it?” said Homer, pausing his crunches. “By the way, you’ve gotten in darn-doodly great shapily-ape!” complimented Ned, “But there’s a more pressing matter, um, I don’t know how to say this but,” he dropped to a whisper, “Its a sex scandal in Baaaiiibuhl Caymp!”. “Are you planning to drive down there and see what’s going on?” asked Homer. “Pretty much what I was going to doodly-do,” said Ned, “but I wanted to know if you’re willing to come with me? You see, it would be good of you, but I can’t make you”. “Hmm... I’ve never been very religious or believed in Jeebus,” considered Homer, “but maybe, just this once, I’ll go with stupid Flanders”.

Ned thanked Homer as they hopped in Ned’s car and began a long drive, eventually reaching Baaaiiibuhl Caymp. As it was dusk, Ned led the way with a flashlight and they were accompanied by the Springfield Police. Their search led them to a tent pitched separately from the others. As Ned’s flashlight and the police searchlights shone through the tent, two shadowed figures could be seen embracing each other. Homer got down and lifted the tent from the bottom up. As the tent-pegs became undone, Homer flipped the tent from one side to the other, revealing the two camp leaders under one big duvet. “So it’s true!” gasped Ned “And wow Homer, you’re as strong as Samson!”. “No, I’m Simpson” said Homer. “Nevermind” sighed Ned. “Hey, my private life is private!” said Angelina Engel. “Yeah, bugger off!” said Christian Christenson. “You both need to go look in a mirror” chastised Homer, “Even by my standards, you’re heretics!”. Without anyone knowing what he was doing there, Nelson came out from behind a bush, pointed at the two sinners and laughed “Haw-haw!”. He wasn’t even in camp gospel.

The next day, Kent Brockman reported the sex scandal being resolved thanks to Homer’s great strength, and these two camp leaders were now banished in disgrace from Baaaiiibuhl Caymp. Ned and Maude were greatly relieved watching the news report. “Well I’m darn-doodly glad to see them cast out of Eden” said Ned.

As the Simpsons saw the same news report, Bart said “What��s the big deal? They’re just pitching a tent!”. "Bart, watch your language!” snapped Marge. “Bart, nothing’s really a big deal” said Homer, “It’s all just a buncha-stuff that happened, that’s all life is”. “Homer, isn’t it significant to you that you finally got in shape?” asked Marge. “Well, except for how sexy I've just noticed myself becoming recently” said Homer,staring down his biceps. “The mirror and I are in agreement that my sexiness is a very big deal!”. Both the Simpsons and the Flanders’s were looking forward to more of a great summer. The sex scandal in Baaaiiibuhl Caymp was resolved, the Simpsons were enjoying the beach life and homer had gotten in shape, but we all know he’s just going to go back to being a couch potato in the next episode, as if nothing had ever happened.

#the simpsons #simpsons fanfic #dogdaysofsummer #beach bod #summer camp #bible camp #volleyball #workout #mirror image

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